What would you say to her in real life?

[Anonymous No.]

If your English is auto translated to Japanese btw

[Anonymous No.]

"People would kill to drink your piss"

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My dog gets horny during your streams and I have to have sex with him to calm him down so now I cant watch her streams near my dog or else ill be forced to get knotted also I wanna finger myself using your piss as lubricant

[Anonymous No.]

>hey, drink this
The drink would be a diuretic, then I would distract her by talking about Apex until she pisses herself

[Anonymous No.]

"Oh, so you think you're a big shot huh? Just because you are 2D?"

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>>23863910
“I bet you’re ugly beneath the mask”

[Anonymous No.]

"You are cute today too!"

[Anonymous No.]

sui chan waaaaa~ kyou mo kawaii!

[Anonymous No.]

“I would eat your intestines for breakfast”

[Anonymous No.]

スィピース飲みたい

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>>23863910
Thank you for GHOST and Stellar Stellar.
Also can you look down at me with a wide eyed, angry face while holding my head like a bully?

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>>23863910
eat your veggies
don't stay up too late
Towa won't make the first move, so you'll have to ask her out first

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>>23863910
Suisei I want your holy water pee on me

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>>23863910
i want to be reincarnated as your diaper.
if that's not possible, then your shoes.

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>>23863910
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8DB_t10VCGs

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>>23863910
I dont speak english in real life

Die EOP

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>>23868080
Cringe

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>>23868080
Kino

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>>23868080
Cringekino

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>>23863910
Miss hoshimachi, I'm a massive fan, next color planet changed my life, can kndribk your piss. Yes that look is fantastic too please piss on me with that hatred in your eye.

[Anonymous No.]

i am coom to you cunny the internet is thanks

[Anonymous No.]

"sweetyan speaku suipiss suiseggs onegai, reddit upvote doko"

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“I need your sweet suipiss nectar down my throat suisex”

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>>23863910
"Stop wasting your time with that Apex shit and jump into the simracing bandwagon instead. Trust me."

[Anonymous No.]

I'm not a fan pls marry me

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>>23863910
In this world
Its just you and me
In this world
I rule all reality

[Anonymous No.]

>>23864062
Spbp

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>>23865451
That would be straight cringe to do

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>>23868080
Cuckino

[Anonymous No.]

How much for the "happy ending"?

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>>23869719
whats wrong with you

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>>23863910
Lets test out how strong and brave you really are

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>>23863910
Please have an offcollab with migo

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>>23863910
中に中出しされる喜び

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>>23863910
I think I genuinely need help. I really really want to fuck Hoshimachi Suisei. Something about her flat chest and her proud cute pure idol image really turn me on. I really want to rip off her idol clothes and expose how she's just a mere woman in front of me, whose only purpose is to be fucked as my personal whore. I want to ravage every inches of her little body as she tries to resist, only to realize how powerless she is against me. I want to fuck her in every possible position while groping her cute little tits, enjoying every seconds of her arousing moans. I want to fuck her for hours while she's thinking about how her fans will think of her, now that their cute comet idol is just a sex slave made purely for sex purpose. I want to whisper "Help will never come. You will never escape from here. Your idol career is over now and you'll spend the rest of your life as my personal sex slave" in her ear as she cries and struggles to escape until she eventually gives up. After I'm done with her, I won't even let her rest. I'll insert a rotor in her pussy and turn it on, leaving her moaning in my basement all the way until the next day, where I'll repeat this process over and over again until her mind is completely broken.
A few months ago I didn't really care about her, but somehow these past few days I keep thinking about fucking her. I don't know what triggered it but I'm fucking lusting after Suisei now. "Why can't I have a cute idol vtuber sex slave" these thoughts always appear at the back of my mind. Please help me to get her out of my head because I think I might actually go insane at this point.

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>>23867069
Fuck Towhore

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>>23871038
Holy based and same

[Anonymous No.]

PISS

[Anonymous No.]

donde esta la biblioteca

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>>23863910
The way she laughs is so condescending

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>>23874578
Based

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>>23874663
Are you really replying to yourself? Don't be so obvious kek

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>>23874787

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>>23874919
You are so fucking retard that it's hilarious

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>>23867069
eleventh post best post

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>>23874993
>t. Retard

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>>23874993
>ESL
>fully retarded
goes hand in hand

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>>23875079
Oh no, I got the word wrong. What should I do now?

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>>23874993
>Gets btfo’d
>You are so fucking retard that it's hilarious

Pick one

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>>23863910
Do you have a boyfriend?

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>>23875209
an hero

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>>23863910
Hoshimachi Suisei is the reason I work out. I have this fantasy where we start talking at the Holofes afterparty. We exchange a few pleasantries. She asks what I do. I say I love Stellar Stellar. She laughs. I get my drink.
"Well, see ya," I say and walk away. I've got her attention now. How many guys voluntarily leave a conversation with Suisei? She touches her neck as she watches me leave.
Later, as the night's dragged on and the coterie of gorgeous narcissists grows increasingly loose, she finds me on the balcony, my bowtie undone, smoking a cigarette.
"Got a spare?" she asks.
"What's in it for me?" I say as I hand her one of my little white ladies. She smiles.
"Conversation with me, duh."
I laugh.
"What's so funny?" she protests.
"Nothing, nothing... It's just... don't you grow tired of the egos?"
"You get used to it," she says, lighting her cigarette and handing me back the lighter.
"What would you do if you weren't a vtuber?" I ask.
"Teaching, I think."
"And if I was your student, what would I be learning?"
"Discipline," she says quickly, looking up into my eyes, before changing the subject. "Where are you from?"
"Mexico" I say.
"Oh wow. That's lovely."
"It's OK," I admit. "Not everything is to my liking."
"What could possibly be not to your liking in Mexico?" she inquires.
"I don't like sand," I tell her. "It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere."

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>>23876157
Norte o sur?

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>>23863910
probably thank her for being a hard worker

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>>23863910
"You're amazing and I really love your music! ...by the way totally unrelated, but could you introduce me to Miosha?"

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>>23863910
what's your legal name? i am gonna add you to my life insurance

[Anonymous No.]

Keep up the good work. You're pretty funny, especially in your collabs. I respect your effort. Good bye.

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>>23876157
Why do you wear a bow tie? In what country is that in fashion?

[Anonymous No.]

Suisei I love you so much please let me have sex with you

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>>23863910
I'd tell her I've never fapped to her

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>>23863910
suisei I wanna smell your sweaty armpits so badly, I want to sniff it and lick it till the ends of time switching from your left to your nipple then to your right armpit and then go back to the left again pleaseeeee

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>>23880264
i think you can name a beneficiary with just their stage name and it's legally binding. Make sure you have no heirs (lmao who am i kidding) or they might try to challenge it.

Feel free to off yourself now!

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>hey, drink this
The drink would be a laxative, then I would distract her by talking about Tetris until she shits herself

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>>23880239
Very based hag chaser.

[Anonymous No.]

Please let me drink your pee I'll literally do anything

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>>23863910
I want to fuck you right in the pussy.

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>>23863910
What do your farts smell like?

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>>23863910
"You said that your husband must be rich right" And then beat the piss out of her.
https://youtu.be/knXskPUCZ08

[Anonymous No.]

I place a two gallon jug underneath her skirt, point a gun at her and tell her to surrender the suipiss or perish.

[Anonymous No.]

I know Japanese though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23863910
I want to fuck you. Probably more than any other person on the entire planet. I'm not even exaggerating. I would be legitimately impressed if ever there were someone more horny for you than I am. I have masturbated to nothing but you for the past year or so. You are the most erotic thing I've ever laid eyes upon. I fantasize about sex with you even when I'm not horny. From gentle lovemaking to rough fucking, I've run through every fantasy possible hundreds of times. I genuinely cannot stop thinking about you. I feel immense anger whenever someone on /vt/ proposes that you have a boyfriend or girlfriend or whatever, it hurts me more than anyone not in the same situation as me can possibly comprehend. The thought of someone who isn't me defiling you is genuinely worse than the thought of my entire family getting murdered. Your vagina should be reserved specifically for MY penis, and your womb for MY sperm! I don't want that! I don't want you to find another guy! I want you to have feelings only for me! Even after you graduate I want you to hold me in your heart for a long time! I have fapped to almost every piece of erotic art of you multiple times. My obsession with you is far beyond unhealthy at this point, it's genuinely debilitating. The worst part is that I know you hate people like me, and would be disgusted if you knew about me. Even worse, I get off to it. The idea of you looking at me with absolute disgust is so erotic that I'm full erect right now. No one else deserves to call themselves hoshiyomi since not one other fucker loves you nearly as much as I do.