/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

[Anonymous No.]

Matsuri was hopping around
Tokyo City like a big playground
When suddenly Botan burst from the trees
And hit Matsuri with an SSRB
Matsuri pissed and began to grope
But didn't expect IRyS's HOPE
Who proceeded to open up a can of soda
When out of the blue came Sora
Who proceeded to beat up IRyS
Then they both got flattened by a shopping cart
Before Botan could make it back to her den
Kusotori rode in on a hen
And took an AK-47 out from under her hats
And blew Botan away with a rrata-tat-tat
But she ran out of bullets and she ran away
Because Aki Rosenthal came to save the day

This is the ultimate showdown of Hololive's destiny
Gachikoi oshis and unicorns, as far as the eye can see
And only one can survive, I wonder who it will be
This is the ultimate showdown of Hololive's Destiny

[Anonymous No.]

Matsuri took a swing at Akirose
Like Korone hits Listener's nose
Then IRyS came wearing a Santa suit
But Mumei jumped out and gave a "hoot!"
And Botan was injured and trying to get steady
When Kiara came back with a machete
But suddently something caught her leg, and she fell
Ayame came in straight from hell
Then she saw Matsuri sneaking up from behind
And she reached for her katana, which she just couldn't find
'Cause Botan stole it (she's from the 5th gen)
And Mumei deflected it with her pen
And she jumped in the air and she did a somersault
While Takanashi Kiara tried to polevault
Onto Aki Rosenthal, but they collided on a seam
And they both got hit by a Watame Beam


This is the ultimate showdown of Hololive's destiny
Gachikoi oshis and unicorns, as far as the eye can see
And only one can survive, I wonder who it will be
This is the ultimate showdown of Hololive's Destiny

[Anonymous No.]

Angels sang out from a gorgeous rotunda
Down from the heavens descended Kanata
Who delivered a grip which could crush stones
Onto Ayame's slender leg bones
She fell over on the ground, and fled to the Styx
As Kiara changed back into a phoenix
But Kanata saw through this clever disguise
And she crushed Kiara's head in between her thighs

Then Fubuki the Black, and Fubuki the White
And Sankisei Generation's Noel the Knight
And Houshou Marine, Pavolia Reine
And Yozora Mel and and the priestess Ina
Watson, Takane Lui, Koyori, and Ollie
Towa, Luna, Yuzuki Choco
Ookami Mio and Minato Aqua
Miko, Pekora, and Haachama
All came out of nowhere lightning fast
And they kicked Kanata in her angel ass
It was the bloodiest battle that Japan ever saw
With listeners looking out in total awe

The fight raged on for a century
Many lives were claimed, but eventually
The champion stood, the rest saw their better
Momosuzu Nene in a blood-stained sweater

This is the ultimate showdown of Hololive's destiny
Gachikoi oshis and unicorns, as far as the eye can see
And only one can survive, I wonder who it will be
This is the ultimate showdown of Hololive's Destiny

[Anonymous No.]

>>23556054
>>23556410
>>23557030
Based

[Anonymous No.]

>>23557030
I thought I was imagining the tune until the chorus

[Anonymous No.]

>>23556054
Bretty good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23557030
You missed the "every single power ranger" line, you failed

[Anonymous No.]

>>23558065
yeah should have done "Every single HoloID" or something but I already used Reine and Ollie

[Anonymous No.]

>>23556054
>>23556410
>>23557030
Today OP is not a faggot

[Anonymous No.]

El autismo basado...

[Anonymous No.]

>>23556054
nice

[Anonymous No.]

>>23556054
>>23556410
>>23557030
10/10.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23556054
>>23556410
>>23557030
Holy based

[Anonymous No.]

>>23556054
>>23556410
>>23557030
your meter's off on a few lines, like the machete one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23556054
>>23556410
>>23557030
HOLY KINO you missed a few lines but KINO

[Anonymous No.]

What is this? What are these replies? Points for effort, but try harder next time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23569515
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lrzKT-dFUjE

[Anonymous No.]

>>23556054
I can somehow hear the music as I read this.
Best thread on /vt/ right now