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23498493 No.23498493 [Reply] [Original]

STOP LAUGHING AT ME!
STOP LAUGHING AT ME!
You DUMB bitches!
There is nothing wrong with the way I LIIIIIIIIIVE!
AHHHHH!

>> No.23498660
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23498660

do stacies really

>> No.23498739

>>23498660
>casablanca
kek

>> No.23498833

>>23498493
The only problem I have with this picture is he's paying for space he doesn't need. If that picture was his entire apartment and in that big empty space next to him was his bed. Then I'd approve.

>> No.23498982

minimalism bros...

>> No.23499009

>>23498833
Some of us are big guys who need big space

>> No.23499070

>>23499009
Bane?

>> No.23499077

Men want nothing
Women want something

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/WB9Mi9RFNa0

>> No.23499159

>>23499070
>>23499070
>>23499070
>>23499070

>> No.23499188

>>23498493
I blame Mori

>> No.23499204

>>23498833
this. This isn't even minimalism, its just being a retard with your money you can have a much more efficient and better looking set up if you were actually interested in living an ascetic life.

>> No.23499267

>>23498493
What the fuck, did they really laugh at that? Dropped.

>> No.23499320

>>23498493
Women will never understand minimalism

>> No.23499330

>>23498660
I like the bench with pillows that doesn't really serve a purpose.

>> No.23499378

>>23498493
What are you doing? Your room needs to be covered in vtuber merch

>> No.23500867

>>23498493
at least buy a mattress anon, sleeping on couch is bad for your posture

>> No.23500984

>>23498660
hahahaha

>> No.23501004

>>23499330
Why do women like chair pillows so much? I tried actually using them, I genuinely tried, and it's awful. Do they seriously only exist to get in the way? What the fuck is the point?

>> No.23501095

>>23498660
femsisters...
I kneel...

>> No.23501183
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>>23498493
could be worst

>> No.23501252

>>23501004
As far as I can tell they're for cuddling like a stuffed animal.

>> No.23502700

>>23501004
>Do they seriously only exist to get in the way?
Yes.

>> No.23502760

>>23501183
>Luigi's Mansion
The only good thing in this image.

>> No.23502886

>>23498660
Any pillow not intended for your head is worthless

>> No.23502993

>>23498833
That's as small as apartments get unless you live in one of those city apartments that are just a long hallway.

>> No.23504305
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23504305

Don't trust women for interior design.

>> No.23505404

>>23504305
Please dont tell me he gave up his gym just to drink fucking alchohol

>> No.23505672

>>23504305
>shit ass chairs with poor back support
>3 of them are just facing the wall
>none are facing the tv
>the bench under the dart board
the dumb bitch probably saw something in a magazine and tried to recreate irl

>> No.23505852

>>23499204
No one is running into the woods to be a hermit. Stop it with the ascetic life larping.

>> No.23505984
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23505984

>>23504305
This image makes it rounds on /fit/ every few weeks and its always hilarious. Not only is this guy so pussy whipped he gave up his functional space, he gave it up to promote unhealthy habits in a tacky buffalo wild wings ripoff.

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>>23505852
Listen I get it you want things to look so nice that we can't actually use the furniture honey but who is paying for all these pillows?!? Do we need another sign with meaningless verbs on them?

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>>23505404
That would be based

>> No.23506853

>>23498493
Did they laugh because they know the meme?
Because this place is comfier and cleaner than their coworker Ina's room.

>> No.23506906

>>23504305
This is a joke right?

>> No.23506977

>>23506853
They know the meme it is pretty normietier now a days.

>> No.23507107

>>23498493
They just jelly that men only need the basics.

>> No.23507135

>>23504305
Literally the only the wrong with his setup before was the lighting. Just paint the walls and add some LED strips and it would be perfect.

>> No.23507349

>>23498660
>cafe paris
I CAN'T lmao
that's a direct attack at my sister

>> No.23511661

>>23498493
Men really think there's nothing wrong with living in a place like this

>> No.23511804

>>23505404
His own fault for marrying an architect.

>> No.23511861

>>23498493
based
if you live like an insect, you deserve all the ridicule you get and more

>> No.23511870

>>23511661
Yes, because it’s perfectly fine.

>> No.23511953
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>>23511870
>living like an insect is perfectly fine

>> No.23512174

>>23504305
And then she will dump his ass for getting fat, and start dating another fit guy.

>> No.23512220

>>23498493
I can hear this image. image. image.

>> No.23512240

Guys I don't mean to alarm you, but there may be women among us

>> No.23512333
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>>23512240
sus amogus?

>> No.23512372

>>23498660
God those fucking pillows. My mom must have at least twenty between the couch and the chairs. It's unreal. I can't imagine a bigger waste of money than show piece pillows

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23512574

>>23512240
oggeyy

>> No.23512838

>>23511661
Materialism will ruin you.

>> No.23512864

>>23512240
I'll kill them.

>> No.23512925

>>23504305
>into a pub
Just by putting in tables and chairs? As if there aren't other places in the house with tables and chairs? Do those count as pubs too?

>> No.23512991

>>23512838
You claim materialism will ruin you, yet you are made out of material. Curious!

>> No.23513097

>>23512991
This but unironically

>> No.23513676

>>23511953
>filling up your abode with useless objects so you don’t get depressed

>> No.23513840

>>23498660
Half my fucking couch is taken up by pillows I have to move if I want to use it... FUCK

>> No.23514113

>>23504305
>3 seats facing the wall
Is that the time-out wall?

>> No.23514162

>>23512240
I'll skin them and display their heads on my wall

>> No.23514263
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23514263

>>23512240
SOUND THE ALARM

>> No.23514662

>>23498493
I don't get it.

>>23498660
>stacies
Mori likes shrek because she resembles him in all ways and Bae is so fucking dirty her cat kept getting sick so she had to give it away. They're not stacies, they're "that ugly nerdy girl who can't understand why she could never get chad". Also a good explanation for why 'incels' and 'femcels' don't get together, because the femcels are awful people most of the time.

>> No.23514756

>>23505852
I'm a 300k a year wfh penis inspector and I own a ranch with my wife and my ukrainian fuckmeat girl out in the -redacted- wilderness.

>> No.23515108

>>23513676
You have it backward. A person's room is a reflection of their inner mind. Bug-minded aren't bug-minded because their rooms are bare, their rooms are bare because they're bug-minded. It's already too late for (you).

>> No.23515192

>>23515108
my mind is empty

>> No.23515193

ITT: how new anons that don't know copypasta

>> No.23515424

>>23514113
>he's never gone brick-watching with his gf
do incels really?

>> No.23515612

>>23505404
No anon. He gave up his gym AND video games for drinking.

>> No.23516882

>>23498660
The table(s) should be there. Need something to put plates and controllers on.

>> No.23517006

>>23516882
got a floor right next to the chair, anon

>> No.23517284

>>23517006
You can't easily reach down for it then you dumb faggot.
If I'm eating pizza rolls I want it within easy reach.

>> No.23517347

>>23517284
t. fatty

>> No.23517459

>>23501183
Is trollmode achievable natty?

>> No.23517471

>>23517347
>going out of your way to be inefficient.

>> No.23517988

>>23512240
Impossible.

>> No.23519059

>>23515108
>being empty-minded is bad
I pity you

>> No.23519953

>>23512240
I slowly realized there were women in my general, but they're the least offensive posters there so I'm starting to like them.

>> No.23520020

>>23519953
All the Femzoku want to fuck Towa just like I do so they're cool by me.

>> No.23520042

>>23519953
There's an entire general thats majority women anon.
it's /meat/

>> No.23520101

How spineless do you have to be to continue to watch people that make fun of you?

>> No.23520182

>>23520101
stop being insecure bro, you're not a chink

>> No.23520607

>>23498660
Poignant and impactful illustration

>> No.23524992

>>23520042
How?

>> No.23525473

>>23498493
Could maybe hand some stuff on the walls and have a coffee table but otherwise it's fine.

>> No.23525518

>>23512240
the smell of spoiled salami gives them away
don't tell them guys

>> No.23525925

>>23501252
>As far as I can tell they're for cuddling like a stuffed animal.
That makes so much sense and is so fucking dumb at the same time, is that why woman are so vague about the obsession with cushions, it's just mature plushies that their friends cant make fun of them for?

>> No.23526037

>>23501183
>worst
Imagine being incapable of doing easy things.

>> No.23526040

>>23498660
That small table with lamp is nice. Id actually like a small ambient light near me.

>> No.23526052

>>23512240
>among us
oh fug

>> No.23526140

>>23525518
>them
woman spotted

>> No.23526191

>>23519953
That’s how they get you to lower your guard, anon.

>> No.23526411

>>23526140
I was starting to feel stupid trying to figure out what you meant but really you're just ESL, right?

>> No.23527206

>>23512240
LONDON
O
N
D
O
N

>> No.23527238

>>23512240
you missed the tons of Vox/NijiEN Male threads?

>> No.23527334
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23527334

Let me guess, you NEED more?

>> No.23527492

>>23527334
yes, a ps5

>> No.23527567

>>23501183
SOVL

>> No.23527791

>>23524992
You don't know?
Lot of the guro artists drawing women being killed, raped, partly undressed, beat and etc. are usually women.
Women just hate other women, which isn't nearly as surprising because we all know it. This is just another part of that.

>> No.23528809

>>23527334
get a better chair fag and you're good

>> No.23529162

>>23504305
>anon maybe you should GROW UP, you're addicted to video games!!
>*hands you a life long crippling alcohol addiction that ruins your body*

Thanks I guess.

>> No.23529303

>>23527334
Looks pretty spacious, why not live in a cubicle if you're gonna live like this?

>> No.23529357

A good idea for buying furniture is to consider what you may need if you have guests over.

I personally value functionality over aesthetic. For example, I would never hang a painting unless I was given one or something

>> No.23531901

>>23529357
guests?

>> No.23532510

>>23527791
Remind me of this infamous drawing of a kindergarten teacher dealing with kids and someone holding a photo of her past when she executed several people at once during war

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>>23532510

>> No.23532875
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>>23532510

>> No.23533959

>>23527791
>Hate
Guro isn't always about hate dude, I always hate that meme and that side of the fanbase.
Some people just like gore and pain, its not about making women as a gender suffer or the whole "giving them what they deserve" bullshit. You hurt them because you love them, not because you hate them.

>> No.23534182

>>23533959
Bullfuckingshit.
"Oh gee wish we just want to kill em because we love em!" kind of excuse won't work. Even for me who love Ryona but I still hate snuff because it's just stupid and unnecessary.

>> No.23534429

>>23534182
It's a fantasy bro, you don't actually kill people.
I lean more toward ryona than guro anyways. But in both cases it's never about hate, it's just a sexual thing. Like fucking someone's brain or killing them via sex. It's ridiculous to actually want to do it in reality, it's just a funny fantasy that's kinda hot. Hate has nothing to do with it.

>> No.23534795

>>23534429
>Like fucking someone's brain
How is this in anyway sexually attractive.

>> No.23534914

>>23534795
Idk it's kinda like a blowjob.
Personally I just find it kinda hot that sex is what literally killed someone.

>> No.23535039

>>23501183

Hopefully the potpie was cooked before consumption.

>> No.23536959

>>23504305
the only improvement is the parquet floor

>> No.23539025

>>23527334
You need a better chair. Sitting on those for long periods are bad.>>23527492

>> No.23540530
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23540530

Sorry but if your room doesn't look something like this, then it's a bad room

>> No.23541240

>>23526140
ESLs are like women. Only good for sucking dick

>> No.23541433

>>23504305
I think what pisses me off the most about this is the thought of all the time and money that went into turning a functional space into an eyesore that'll never be used. Women should not be allowed to watch HGTV.

>> No.23542107

>>23514756
Why a Ukrainian though?

>> No.23542638
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23542638

>>23514113
kek

>> No.23543070

>>23504305
>Keep armchairs
>Remove time out chairs
>Rotate table 90 degrees and scoot it back far enough to be out of the way of armchairs
>Move dartboard
Fixed it

>> No.23543567

>>23512240
yeah, me

>> No.23543606

>>23499009
ger loke is that you?

>> No.23543628
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23543628

>>23504305
read that as "inferior design" and it still made sense.

>> No.23543640

>>23498493
Remember this:

Women will ALWAYS hate that men don't need much to be happy. Women are so envious that men need so little to be happy while women need so much to be happy.

>> No.23543804

>>23543567
You know the rules, tits or GTFO

>> No.23543821

>>23543640
believe it or not a lot of men arent happy living and dying alone in an empty apartment playing video games and arguing with strangers on the internet for most of their life.

>> No.23543945

>>23543821
You’re right, better to argue with your nagging wife who drives you to suicide before you even reach your 50s.

>> No.23543988

>>23543821
for how unhappy some men might be in a given situation like that, a woman in that exact same situation would be twice as unhappy.

>> No.23544153

>>23501183
>toy car on TV
soulest

>> No.23544171

>>23540530
ywnbj

>> No.23544218

>>23519953
XX fingers typed this post

>> No.23544244

>>23527334
Yes, need more
more space away from the TV, that's sitting way too close

>> No.23544353

>>23543945
im being unironic here. its a growing problem that men end up with zero social relationships. people in relationships nag each other all the time, its just a natural occurrence after being with someone for a long period of time and seeing their flaws. dudes are at the point were they can barely maintain friendships.

>> No.23544451

>>23543988
i would disagree, were taught to internalize our issues and just deal with it. so men are unhappy but unable to vocalize it or come off as being a bitch

>> No.23544569

>>23540530
Needs weights and a PC.

>> No.23544849

>>23502886
But consider pillows for feet, also dakis

>> No.23547078

>>23498660
nice

>> No.23548198

>>23501183
>banquet chicken pot pie
how have I never noticed it before? This guy knows what the fuck is up

>> No.23548564

>>23534429
Even brain fucking I still don't want it to end up in snuff. I want to make it more like "advanced lobotomy" where the girl brain is so scrambled from getting fucked and full of cum she's just following your order while cum dripping from her nose. Killing via sex is not funny at all.

>> No.23548686

>>23542107
A lot of illegal sex workers in many countries came from Eastern European sex traffickers from Ukraine and Russia who targeted Ukrainian women.

>> No.23548857

>>23498660
kek, this is true

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23549020

>>23512240

>> No.23549160

>>23498660
KEK
>>23501183
Double KEK
>>23504305
Top one better
>>23527334
Best setup, simple and easy. Get better chair though
>>23540530
Nice but I'm not asian

>> No.23552354

>>23498660

>> No.23556018

This good I bump okayge?

>> No.23556164

>>23504305
>reddit
My expectations are low and they still find a way to perform beneath them.

>> No.23556424

>>23512240
sus

>> No.23556985

>>23533959
Step 1. Grab meds
Step 2. Put them in your mouth and swallow

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23557421

>>23498660
the only improvements are those that weren't marked with an x, circled ones are a must in my opinion

>> No.23558408

>>23557421
>cats
Unhygienic as fuck broski.
>doge
Good but it's not right to keep a dog in an apartment for hours and hours.

>> No.23558446

>>23557421
>no table
Anon where the fuck am I supposed to place the pizza, or the pizzas when the bois are over?

>> No.23558584

>>23512240
My gf sometimes posts here, we like shitposting about current drama

>> No.23558595
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23558595

>>23558446
>inviting people over

>> No.23558651

>>23498493
There's nothing wrong with this
>>23498660
Now imagine having to pack all this bullshit.

>> No.23558686

>>23558584
>my gf
Anon, I....

>> No.23558735

>>23558408
>Calls cats unhygienic but likes dogs
Ok dog fucker

>> No.23558779

>>23558686
She's fat and black anon, you don't need to tulpa one of those lmao, they are practically giving them away and I love her irregardless

>> No.23558797

>>23499077
This makes too much sense...stop it.

>> No.23558851

>>23504305
Who the fuck is she going in invite to use ALL those chairs?

>> No.23558878

>>23558735
I own THREE CATS my brother in Christ.

It's fine to like cats, but you have to be aware that they are fundamentally gross creatures.

>> No.23558932

>>23558878
Yea...the puking/hairballs can be annoying as fuck. I'll give you that. If they're litterbox trained it's not a nightmare. They all use the litterbox...right?

>> No.23559009

>>23558878
>they are fundamentally gross creatures.
The brainworms that my cat gave me are offended at this notion.

>> No.23559306

>>23529357
My room is a desk with my PC and 2 armchairs for when my brother visits. The chairs swivel far enough to face the TV behind me to play co op games
I need literally nothing else except perhaps more storage space for alloy wheels.

>> No.23559387

>>23515108
Yeah, their rooms should be filled with trash like mine.

>> No.23559499

>>23519953
Vtubers unironically got me back into dating because I realized women could be cool and my previous experiences were due to the selection bias caused by online dating.

>> No.23559602

>>23559499
vtubers blackpilled me enormously because I realized there are cool women out there but none of them are actually available and I'm stuck with the bottom barrel retards
I should just fuck prozzies and be done with it I can't stand women IRL

>> No.23559679

>>23558932
Yeah, but my cat is also autistic so sometimes she will actually leave a poop outside the box if she is too scared (because of the other cats, which are bigger than her and bully her sometimes).

It's rare, but still enough to influence my oppinion on cats overall.
But overall you're right, mostly just an annoyance.
>>23559009
Kek fight it off anon, they're trying to take over

>>23559499
I'm proud of you anon. Where did you go to find the girls you date nowadays?

>> No.23560085

>>23543567
ma'am... may I have a crumb of coochie please ma'am

>> No.23560154
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23560154

>>23498493

>> No.23560475

>>23543567
post feet

>> No.23561071

>>23559602
>None of them are available.
Think of the 2views. Even if they're not available now, they may end up so eventually. I literally have been hanging out with someone cool for a few weeks on and off and the only reason It's not progressing to a relationship is because I don't feel like driving all the way to her.
They're out there and some are single anon.

>> No.23561218

>>23559679
I've been using Kippo mostly, and while it's better than average, it still has the problem of people having the conversational ability of an addidas sandal. I'm legitimately considering streaming as a way to filter out the passive women and find some with more of a fight response.

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23561221

>>23543567
Post hands

>> No.23561222

>>23561071
Women worth having are in relationships by the time they're about 23 and if they're not tied down for life by 23 there's something seriously wrong with them
I'm 29 man, I'm sick of the games, I'm sick of women, I just want to have a gf that isn't a massive whore (or "former" whore) or is essentially braindead from weed
It's too late anon, we're in the final stages of societal collapse and I welcome the rioters that behead me in 5 years

>> No.23561247

>>23543567
ma'am consider posting teats. thank you

>> No.23561294

>>23561222
God damn man, get a grip! Don't give up! You'd be surprised how many likeminded women there are out there. It's only over when you say it is.
This though:
>braindead from weed
This one is real.

>> No.23561419

>>23561294
my current pseudo-gf (we don't fuck, but I like the female attention and she's single and calls me handsome, it keeps my self esteem out the toilet) is 31, spends quite literally half her paycheck on weed and her schedule involves smoking weed 3-10 times a day depending on how much she's working
I hate weed so much it's unreal, at least coke fiends are active and don't just go into a virtual coma all day

>> No.23561554

>>23558878
At least cats don't eat other dog's shit like dogs do and they groom themselves all the time.

>> No.23561566

>>23498660
vtuber women are the furthest thing from stacies.

>> No.23561631

>>23558932
At least it's just a clump of hair, and not poop. I mean dogs owner love holding stuff slobbered with dog's saliva. Also it's the owner's fault if they're not litterbox trained.

>> No.23561641

>>23498493
this is your oshi holoniggers. did she actually laugh though?

>> No.23561868

>>23561222
Nah, women can make mistakes too my dude, let's not pretend there's an abundance of men worth dating out there. You won't be her first, but you can be her last.
Also I'm almost exclusively looking for straightedge and many still have the conversational capacity and problem solving ability of wet cardboard, so the weed's not the whole problem.

>> No.23561931

>>23561419
Run and don't look back dude. Seriously.
You deserve better than that. I'd argue that settling for attention from someone like that isn't doing great things for your self-esteem in the grand scheme of things.

>> No.23561942

>>23561868
there's a lot more men than women worth dating lad

>> No.23562092

>>23561868
>haha it's okay she just made a few (hundred) mistakes but she's different now
Unironically kill yourself my man
>>23561931
I don't deserve shit desu, and I have quite literally never met a woman that didn't have colossal red flags within minutes of talking with her

>> No.23562131

>>23561868
>let's not pretend there's an abundance of men worth dating out there
Femcel detected, post tits

>> No.23562172

>>23562092
>I don't deserve shit desu
Yeah you do. Everybody deserves respect and love. The first step is respecting yourself. It really never is too late to make the changes that will see you thinking of yourself as someone deserving of respect, anon.
You're capable of it. I've been in your shoes before.

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>>23561868
I met my girl when she was 14 and I was 21.
We started dating when she was 16.
Moved in together when she was 17.
It's been 5 years since.

No one fall for the
>you won't be her first, but you can be her last
meme, it's just that, that's a woman with baggage that cannot be saved.

You were not put on this earth to save some practice girl/former whore/single mom, you were made to make a good girl happy.

>> No.23562357

>>23562092
I'm going to assume colossal red flags for you means 'not willing to give up everything she likes or wants for you and having to accept all your flaws'. Otherwise, I have no clue where you are looking for women anon.

>> No.23562363

>>23562172
I've heard it all before anon, I've never seen any proof that anything gets better. I spent all of 2018-2020 eating well, exercising, getting educated and skilled, got a decent job, got cut, moved out of my moms basement and I was more depressed than ever
Now I'm back in the basement working part time as a pizza boy because covid killed my career prospects stone dead and I'm fat again, and frankly I don't feel any worse most of the time.
Life is shit, it gets worse, it rarely gets better

>> No.23562455

>>23562357
>binge drinker
>weed smoker
>"bubbly" aka annoying as all fuck
>fat
>hobbies include social media and disney and nothing else
>habitually does hard drugs
I wouldn't say that expecting women to not be alcohol/drug addicts and/or capable of having a conversation longer than 90s seconds is a particularly high bar. I don't even know where I meet women, they sort of float in and out of my life

>> No.23562515

>>23562363
Not him, go read molester man, when I read it with /a/ a decade ago it changed my life
You were already on the right track, you just needed to throw in some random spice in your routine and shake things up

>> No.23562578

>>23562455
Yeah, you should try looking in other places because if that is the full extent of the personality of women around your area I don't know what to tell you.

>> No.23562666

>>23562578
as far as I can tell that's the full extent of female personalities in the entire UK

>> No.23562841

>>23562363
I don't mean to be rude, but that's only a little over two years of your life that you spent making a genuine effort to improve yourself.
You can't give up. You have to keep on improving yourself until that happy and healthy lifestyle is second nature for you. You're probably not even that old, anon. You still have time left to get your life back on track.
People in more dire straits than your own have done it and so can you.

>> No.23562876

>>23562357
I'm happy and in a relationship now, so I can give a you a great estimation of red flags from my exes.


Tattoo's.
Dog rescue obsessed.
Vegan.
Explosive anger at little things out of their control, like tech issues.
Faking an illness/mental issue for sympathy
Guilt tripping about their health issues.
Non-commitment to long term relationships.
Gaslighting friend network.
Goes into detail about an event they describe as sexual assault.
Slept around with people she meets online.
Goes to/went to art school.
Single mom.
Baby daddy is still active in their life.
Hyper focusing on a career that doesn't fit their personality.
Sending you nudes out of the blue when you are friends and she is dating someone else.
Says she doesn't like your friends.
Only wants you as a source of drugs

I can keep going on, every one of these are verified red flags that have happened to me

>> No.23562885

>>23562455
You know one thing that modern feminism brought that I hate the most?
Women drinking like men.
I fucking hate it when they completely drunk, as in "pissing themselves" kind of drunk.
Remember when women actually know when to limit their drinking for social gathering?
They're far more elegant and respectable that way
Not humiliating themselves by vomiting all over after chugging cheap hooch

>> No.23562903

>>23562324
>underaged girl leaves her parents house and moves in with a strange 25 year old man who calls her kitten on discord
You sound like a fucking creep, I think you know it too and thats why you don't want her to know any better

>> No.23562970

>>23557421
A coffee table is pretty handy honestly

>> No.23563043

>>23562841
I'm 29 dude, I'm well past the point where change actually matters. "People in dire straights" always have some kind of benefactors, I refuse to believe any are truly "self made", it's all feel good stories manufactured to keep people working hard as slaves to a system designed to suck them dry instead of checking out.
I'm done with all that shit, why put in the effort when I'll never have a return?

>> No.23563126

>>23507135
this, the only hope is that they simply moved the machinery somewhere else

>> No.23563142

>>23562903
She's black and her single mom kicked her out of the house when she was 17 when I told her not to cause issues with her mother and to focus on finishing highschool.
She decided against that because her mother had mental health issues and just didn't want to put up with living with her anymore, so I had to unfortunately rush a relationship together where I had to travel across the US, get an apartment for her and we've built a life together ever since and we're pretty happy.

Things aren't always how your projections want them to be, maybe look at how you internalize your own disgust onto other people who are living a good life.

>> No.23563154

>>23504305
The worst part is that that space is now going unused 99% of the time, guaranteed
They probably invited people over once when it was done and then maybe once or twice a year, but nobody wants to show up to drink in a shitty facsimile of a pub that loses all the convenience of bar staff and a menu but keeps the inconvenience of some shitty plastic chairs and red brick wallpaper

>> No.23563210

>>23498493
I never understood the problem with this. You have the essentials, what more would you need?

>> No.23563213
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23563213

I personally don't give a shit if a woman is a virgin or not, I only care what it maintaining my virginity Because I'll be real here: I basically get attacked/haunted by clingy ass witches/demons/whatever and since I'll never be able to click with regular (in this case; living) women. I gave in and entered a pact/sold my soul to them so I basically belong to them, even when I die, especially when I die. I don't even hate women or other guys, I just genuinely don't feel a connection 98% of people and I'm doing society and more importantly, myself by weeding myself out of the pool

>> No.23563259

>>23562455
Send the bubbly ones my way, it's close to the unrestrained autism I'm looking for.

>> No.23563261

>>23563213
Anon you mind as well end it already, you are just a burden on your family with that mindset

>> No.23563311

>>23563259
They're almost exclusively grotesquely obese so I hope you're into that

>> No.23563363

>>23563261
I'm not allowed to kill myself so that's NG, only way I'm going early is if I get killed by some weird chain of events, get murdered, or said beings take me early for some reason.

>> No.23563408

>>23563259
They all have serious "anxiety" issues, which translates to being pump and dumped by guys that treated them like gung-ho practice girls
I've been with a few of these types and you can't fix them, go for a more well adjusted girl before the mental baggage

>> No.23563461

>>23563043
Work smart not hard, and more importantly, do what you want. If you look in the mirror and see no problem then own your weight and find a girl into fat dudes. I've seen plenty.
It sounds like you're still judging things on expectations instead of just being what you want and enjoying shit.

>> No.23563469

>>23563363
You're already dead anon, genetically.
Keeping on going just means you will cause a prolonged depression for your family when your autism refuses to confront its issues.

The issues aren't anyone else, it's you.

>> No.23563514

>>23563461
Obesity is disgusting and fat people are subhuman, the correct solution is to kill myself but that would upset mum so I can't do that.

>> No.23563538

>>23562455
I mean, if you search for women at bars or wait to be approached it's a problem
you have to search for people in spaces linked to your own interests, conventions, concerts, boardgame groups, volunteering etc. etc.

>> No.23563550

>>23563514
You chose to be subhuman, it's a mindset

>> No.23563570

>>23563142
Well I don't actually know your life story but if I see a guy on 4chan talking about his underaged girlfriend I'm gonna assume you aren't normal. That's not projecting that's just having common sense
>moved across the country to live with a high schooler
Yikes

>> No.23563599

>>23563538
I'm a car guy, I think the automotive scene is possibly the most poisoned in the form of women pretending to be interested for easy simps
>>23563550
becoming fat shows a weakness of will that cannot be changed, I tried, I failed. It has only proven that the obese must be annihilated.

>> No.23563615

>>23563538
Not him, but most of those interests have all those same types of women, I got lucky with my girl because we met playing a game, but most women fall into that anon's accurate stereotypes

>> No.23563659

>>23563599
>I'm a car guy, I think the automotive scene is possibly the most poisoned in the form of women pretending to be interested for easy simps
I admit I can't really comment about that, but aren't you into anything else? you're on an imageboard

>> No.23563713

>>23563615
not my experience, but even if that was true it's still way better than the bar thing, at least there there's the possibilities of finding someone

>> No.23563745

>>23563659
Usual garbage interests, I fix shit, I tinker, I watch anime. Cars take up most of my time and interest.
I've never met a woman that was into cars or anime that wasn't extremely broken as a person
>>23563713
See above - women interested in things I am interested in are 99% in it for easy attention

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>>23563469
>You're already dead anon, genetically.
>Keeping on going just means you will cause a prolonged depression for your family when your autism refuses to confront its issues.
>The issues aren't anyone else, it's you.
Oh, don't misunderstand, I know the issues (well, most of them anyway) are on my end. Outside of that I'm close getting a cert and a job in web dev/code monkey shit for good pay and chill times so that's fine, plus it means i get to indulge in my hobbies and so on. I am legitimately better off, without friends or being in a relationship and being alone because it's what I want and deserve in the end. Plus since I'm pretty much claimed/soul stolen/whatever you want to call it I'm okay with it since they told me time and time again that they're the only ones capable of accepting and loving me and them being the only ones I can love without holding back

>> No.23563842

>>23563570
I knew her for a few years anon before we started dating, also, it was a good excuse to get the fuck out of my parents house, my father had the same reaction you did

Ended up being the best thing I ever did, my point is that taking relationships seriously is what every man here needs to do.
Not every woman is meant to be saved, people on here should really be cognizant of that with so many broken women becoming vtubers.
The women that deserve to be saved are the ones that will become the future mothers to your children, not the single mothers to someone elses.

>> No.23563861

>>23563745
it would still be better than 0%, come on, and as said I think you're exaggerating to be fair, but I understand it could be different where you leave

>> No.23563930

>>23563713
Do you live in the midwest? Because coastline women are all like that

>> No.23563940

>>23563861
Unfortunately I'm not really, my country is dead. I despise most people I'm forced to interact with, they're barely human drug abusing alcoholic debt golems

>> No.23564014

>>23563842
Nigga you groomed a teenager online while living in your parents basement stop acting like you have a moral authority over who deserves to be "saved" jesus christ

>> No.23564078

>>23563930
I don't even live in america to be fair

>>23563940
I see, I know it will sound obvious, but if you're country is like this did you ever think about leaving?

>> No.23564133

>>23564078
I did but unfortunately the entire world collapsed in 2020 and I am now unable to leave for anywhere else as they all expect me to be maxxvaxxd
All I can do is watch Pomu and hope to meet a girl that isn't braindead

>> No.23564146

>>23563408
Nah that's actually close to what I'm looking for. I'd much rather a woman aware of how shitty people can be than some oblivious bitch, provided she harnesses such thoughts and takes control of her life.
Why would you all even want a normal girl, what would you do with them?

>> No.23564381

>>23563514
If you really believed this you'd go fix your physique. Not for others, not for your health, but to wake up to a great view everyday. Put the Blackpill away anon, none of that shit matters. the Narcissus pill is where it's at.

>> No.23564426

>>23564381
Why put in the effort when no one else will? What good is a beautiful reflection when the world around it is hideous?

>> No.23564580

Oh, the incel schizos all came to this thread. I was wondering why the board was relatively peaceful today.

>> No.23564942

>>23564426
What part of >not for anyone else did you not read filament? You do it because it's entirely in your control and will please you to do it. Fuck the world and fuck the people in it, live for you. Now fuckfence, I ask you again: do you or do you not want to be fat? If you don't, then try new methods: make some money and hire a trainer, look into ways to truly break yourself and rebuild yourself closer to your ideal. If you're not willing to do that, then you're fine with being fat regardless of your protests. Accept it or prove me and yourself wrong.

>> No.23564991

>>23564580
You're welcome

>> No.23565003

>>23564942
I am in the process of getting back into it, I've given up the coke for the most part (cola, not caine), I've started walking again. The current problem is kicking caffeine but that's going to be a long long battle that will involve a lot of sugar free monster.
I cannot be perfect but I can be better, and perhaps I can inspire men to better themselves and demons to kill themselves.

>> No.23565758

>>23498660
Side table sure, carpet and random decorative plant near the wall maybe, the rest can fuck off

>> No.23565838

>>23501183
>Gamecubefag unironically likes Iwata

>> No.23566053

>>23559387
>you don't live like a bug? well then you must leave trash lying around because these are the only two choices.

>> No.23566547

>>23559499
You can pick up NEET girls at cons sometimes.

>> No.23566572

>>23566547
that sounds horrific for everyone involved

>> No.23567888

>>23498493
At least it's clean and spacious. My studio is about the size of your living room.

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>>23512240
Impossible, you're just making this up

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>>23563819
here, this is for you. It's on the house

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>>23568425
Meds and therapy are a spook

>> No.23568582

>>23526040
>no RGB on your gaming PC

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>>23498493
I am surprised nobody has posted the Roberu edit yet.

>> No.23569688

Unironically chuubas have made me like girls again. Is this part of Abe's plan?

>> No.23571690

>>23504305
Why are there so many chairs

>> No.23571727

>>23498660
>dog
you just know..

>> No.23574825

>>23498833
>>23499204
You need the space to work out

>> No.23575049

>>23498833
>>23499204
You need the space to work out.

>> No.23575091

>>23498660
yes

>> No.23577488

>>23529303
It's about the atmosphere it creates woman

>> No.23577599

>>23498660
My mom gets upset when I toss the pillows away so I can even sit on the sofa.

>> No.23578097

>>23498660
where are the weighed blankets

>> No.23578305

>>23498660
>>23504305
what the actual fuck

>> No.23578436

>>23512240
Unlikely. Its been proven since the early noughts that there are no girls on the internet.

>>23558584
That's a man baby.

>> No.23579288

>>23498660
Honestly I think just a coffee table or something would've made quite a difference

>> No.23581920

>>23566547
Any tips on this? I go to cons but usually just stick with my existing friends and don't meet new people much.

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>>23498660
Sure looks like a stacie to me

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