/yah/ - Beatani

[Anonymous No.]

>Next - You will regret
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VwSBF4ma6eU

>Who is Beatani?
https://xphill.com/

>Links
https://twitter.com/beatanichisato2/status/1469277309681438720

>Booru:
http://clover.club/post

>Merch:
https://my-store-11536917.creator-spring.com/
https://suzuri.jp/beatanichisato

>Streamlabs, because superchats are for low IQ dads who like giving Youtube 30% of the cut:
https://streamlabs.com/kumagaichisato/tip

>Lore Summarized:
https://virtualyoutuber.fandom.com/wiki/Kumagai_Chisato

>Last Thread
>>23348691

[Anonymous No.]

stoP FUCKING STREAMING BITCH WHORE I WANT A RISUNA THREAD

[Anonymous No.]

>/yah/ Sings: Happy Birthday 2022
Instructions, sample recordings, and details here:
https://rentry.org/cwpbi

[Anonymous No.]

I love this fucking Bear!

[Anonymous No.]

>>23423605
Me too

[Anonymous No.]

>>23423246
more beatani links
>MS archive
https://102716.xyz/query?name=Beatani


>yt channel
https://www.youtube.com/c/beatanichisato
>twitch channel
https://www.twitch.tv/beatanichisato/
>bea vn
https://drive.google.com/file/d/1_YdHCi-vuJDlXeQbcfWLjafltCHl6ZT9/view

[Anonymous No.]

>>23421383
I just wanted to play

[Anonymous No.]

After watching the postal stream I had a dream that the terrorist guys came to blow up mcdonalds

[Anonymous No.]

>>23423246
literally who?

[Anonymous No.]

Anyone noticed this before?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23425915
these are jsut superchats you can do but in the comment section after a video or stream is done new feature rolled out to everyone today maybe?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23426241
They enabled them for all eligible channels recently, but you can't use them if there is a content ID claim, which I guess most of her videos have.
https://support.google.com/youtube/answer/10879035?hl=en#zippy=%2Cavailability%2Celigibility

[Anonymous No.]

WDSMBT

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>>23426551
Having sex or jerking off together

[Anonymous No.]

>Risuna Birthday Party for Bea
Organizer here. Please read carefully.

UPDATE:
Do a "party song" if you can, but anything that's not long or depressing is ok. Use your discretion and ask yourself "would this kill the mood at a birthday party?".

I guess we're getting the band back together. Tentative due date is May 6th or so but we'll see. Sorry for the short notice. I propose we make an album of party or otherwise fun songs for Bea's birthday. There would also be space at the end for messages if you don't want to sing. Also note this would be separate from the potential /yah/ sings project done by the mixer.

Song format (subject to change):
[Risuna Birthday Party for Bea] (this is so I can search the archives easier)
Title: Party Song
Language: English
Translated Title: N/A
Audio: catbox link
Lyrics: catbox link
Trivia: one or two lines, optional

Message format (also subject to change):
Title: My Message (not displayed, only for bookkeeping)
Language: English
Audio: catbox link
Subtitle/translation: catbox link (paste or ghostbin if you need accent marks or such)

Please post your submissions in the thread or spreadsheet. If you include the bracketed header it will be much easier for me to find them. The bracketed tag is also good for questions. Each submission should be capable of standing on its own with no further mixing or adjustment. If you have audio difficulties ask around. I'm sure there are several Risunas who would be glad to help you out.
>Language
Whatever you like. Please provide lyrics, even if your song is in English. If you are not submitting in English please also provide a translation. I would prefer if the translated lines are on separate lines from the original lyrics if possible.
>Max length
As of now, there is no max length for submissions but I would encourage you to stay on the shorter side. Messages should be under 30 seconds long.
>Multiple submissions
As many songs as you like, but only one message per Risuna.
>Risuna Collabs
Fine also, but organizing them is entirely up to the Risunas in question.
>Topics
Keep it fun please. The idea is for an upbeat party atmosphere. If you can put a Bea twist on the song that's great too.
>Contact
If you have questions put them in the thread, because others may have the same ones. That said, if you need to reach me here's an email address. I didn't make a new one because mendokusai.
risunachristmas *at* gmail.com
>Spreadsheet
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1g11XUecBbs1sz3D64SV74gg3AaJPuaINIgu9kkL2nDA/edit?usp=sharing

[Anonymous No.]

retard

[Anonymous No.]

>>23427636

[Anonymous No.]

Bea's birthday is coming soon!
A padlet has been made for all those dads that want to wish something to bea in her birthday
>Padlet link in ghostbin
https://ghostbin.com/pfpLL

[Anonymous No.]

bday22
My cringe humbly submitted. Yoroshiku onegaishimasu.
https://files.catbox.moe/vzommu.wav

[Anonymous No.]

>>23427924
Received. Excellent work, thank you!

[Anonymous No.]

>>23427698

[Anonymous No.]

>>23423507
>>23427417
>>23427798

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

special session with dad...

[Anonymous No.]

>>23432008
Such a sweet bear

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>23427924
Who is (you)?

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[Anonymous No.]

>>23432026
haa... haa...

[Anonymous No.]

You WILL draw
https://aggie.io/r1k5gec509

[Anonymous No.]

How are you merch designs coming along, dads

[Anonymous No.]

>>23439830
They aren't. I barely have enough time for the birthday projects.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23440495
Bea's using us as content slaves again

[Anonymous No.]

>>23440495
Imma just stick to tshirt designs, there is a lot going on already

[Anonymous No.]

>>23440613
Dads are doing this stuff of their own accord, only the merch design stream is a content farm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23439807
I'm going to sit here feeling like shit because of the people I'm failing instead

[Anonymous No.]

>>23440781
Do you want to talk about it dad?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23440813
No

[Anonymous No.]

>>23440781
What do you mean?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23439807
hold your horses, its coming

[Anonymous No.]

YOU WILL DRAW
YOU WILL SING
YOU WILL WRITE
YOU WILL PRODUCE

[Anonymous No.]

>>23441874
YOU WILL GET PREGNANT

[Anonymous No.]

>>23442009
AND YOU WILL BE HAPPY

[Anonymous No.]

sex with ninja stars

[Anonymous No.]

I will use a dad's face as a chair

[Anonymous No.]

SEX SEX SEX CUNNY SUKI DAD ONAHOLE CUM COCK COCK BUSSY STUFF MY HOLES WITH DADS

[Anonymous No.]

comfy thread

[Anonymous No.]

>>23450153
comfy drawing

[Anonymous No.]

>>23441874
I REFUSE

[Anonymous No.]

>>23450263
Do it now!

[Anonymous No.]

Dads you'd like to milk dry?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23450153
that's right, the most comfy place

[Anonymous No.]

Will it be a real cake?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23456385
I doubt it very much, her "chocolate" was only milk with protein powder.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23456493
Maybe she feels bad about that and now wants to make up for it

[Anonymous No.]

>>23456556
I would like to believe that she would do that but it is more likely that she is playing another joke on us.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23456839

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>>23456385
she will just shove her ass in the camera and say does this cake taste good dadochamas while shaking her ass and not doing anything else

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>>23457730
I want to believe

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>>23457730
I wouldn't mind eating that cake

[Anonymous No.]

>>23427417
I used to be an anarchist in a punk band. I had long hair and leather jacket with chains all over it. I was radical. I was cool. All the girls knew me and I knew them. Now I’m a fat balding old producer with a pony nub who spent Saturday night reading about a new digital audio transfer format and shitposting on 4chan about anime girls. I should make something for Bea.

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>>23461010
At least your lifestyle improved even if you got older and fatter

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>>23466383
night night

[Anonymous No.]

my benis burns the only cure is beatani cunny juice PLEASE PLEASE BEATANI PLEASE

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>>23470154
Too simple, next

[Anonymous No.]

>>23427417
is russian dad singing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23471249

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>>23473721
that looks based as fuck

[Anonymous No.]

>>23473769

[Anonymous No.]

I love fucking this bear!

[Anonymous No.]

How many streams should it take for her to finish yakuza?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23475069
3

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>>23473222
I don't think russians are even allowed to access foreign sites anymore. Everyone forgot about the war but it's still going on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23423507
>>23427417
>>23427798
dads time is running out, draw, sing and write a message

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https://aggie.io/r1k5gec509

[Anonymous No.]

schedule

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>>23475906
It made me a little sad when she said one of the Russian dads must have become NEET in chat yesterday. It's because YouTube won't take his money. Robbed of his membearship streak and forced to go from balon to filthy grey.

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>>23476549
barely have time to even write this now I opened thread and checked the end. I'm not seeing any deadline directly in any post, if someone see this and can add it at the start next time it's posted it would be insanely helpful 1 day or even 6h can make all the difference in ability to finish

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>>23477312
karaoke is on may 6th, /yah/ sing is on may 5th and padlet almost in last instance

[Anonymous No.]

thank you meganechama for karaoke timestamps

[Anonymous No.]

Too bad she doesn't do karaoke more often, I like her singing

[Anonymous No.]

>>23477882
If you shill her enough you can get an 8k karaoke pretty soon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23476884
>forced to go from balon to filthy grey
He was forced to become based? Maybe we need more wars.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23478506
More wars for greys to die in, tabun maybe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23477421
thank you lot

[Anonymous No.]

>>23476865
She's only scheduling so many streams because she's canceling them all again after the regret stream

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/ketamine_y/status/1520785667940364288?s=21&t=rdZJkLNDuGtAJJiSDn2MMA

[Anonymous No.]

>>23480294
It's good that he's back

[Anonymous No.]

How many merch design entries can we send per person?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23480294
post it in the discord instead

[Anonymous No.]

I want to rape bea

[Anonymous No.]

>>23480404
It's beatani art

[Anonymous No.]

>>23480294
very cute!

[Anonymous No.]

>>23480348
I don't think she has been explicit about it

[Anonymous No.]

>>23480724

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>>23480348
whatever you send it's probably better to keep it to one email instead of flooding her inbox

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[Anonymous No.]

can't wait for today's stream

[Anonymous No.]

>>23482665
https://files.catbox.moe/5co31u.webm

[Anonymous No.]

>>23482665
Let's vote for the choice that doesn't get the streams deleted this time

[Anonymous No.]

>https://twitter.com/misekai_555/status/1520775161079013378
risuna is a whore…

[Anonymous No.]

Risuna is a dying whore
Stripped down and beat to the floor
Risuna is a dying whore
With your love she breaks down my door

[Anonymous No.]

>>23482922
>brown hair
>yellow lines on hair
That's not her, risuna is pure

[Anonymous No.]

>>23482922
*peroperos your cunny*

[Anonymous No.]

>>23483115
that’s lighting retardchama, it is clearly risuna

[Anonymous No.]

>>23483698
Boobs are also too big

[Anonymous No.]

>>23483774
Stacked Risuna is nice

[Anonymous No.]

>>23482832
I was thinking that the streams that still in private are mostly early bear content when we met her, I think they stay that way not because bea is lazy but rather because she chose what to keep private.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23484628
She would not be so cruel

[Anonymous No.]

>>23484628
Why? Is she going through the videos and keeping them private if she said something she later regretted saying? Resistance dads, let the archives free!

[Anonymous No.]

No birthday stream, no contests, no Darkwood... All lost to the sands of time, and the memories of long forgotten dads...

[Anonymous No.]

>>23484887

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>>23485135
Look at the crazy homeless man ranting about streams that never happened. There's no way Bea was ever like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23485135
She was too precious

[Anonymous No.]

>>23485135
That's a cute vtuber, who is she?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23485922
A girl who went down the wrong path

[Anonymous No.]

>>23485997
I want more triple glasses, it looks surprisingly good

[Anonymous No.]

Hey losers,
I know my pathetic little sister is having one of her lame ARG things later today, but you know who to vote for, right? I'll call you a good boy if I win. Not that I care about this stupid idea, but I like to see Chisato lose.

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>>23486184
same fellow dad

[Anonymous No.]

>>23485922
it all changed on the rooftop
the faithful day
the timeline...

[Anonymous No.]

>>23486437
It's in the top 3 weirdest streams I ever watched

[Anonymous No.]

>>23486200
I unironically felt bad for not picking Bear options the last time...
sorry Chihiro, but not today

[Anonymous No.]

>>23485135
I miss her so much, I want her back

[Anonymous No.]

>>23486498
I think it was inspired by mishmash of her own craziness and some visual novels

[Anonymous No.]

>>23486725
she is still here dad...
I believe

[Anonymous No.]

Risuna is about to karaoke
https://youtu.be/tpZB4pnG28U

[Anonymous No.]

>>23486200
>I'll call you a good boy if I win.
Are you joking? You'll have to do better than that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23486200
gimme a lap pillow while petting me on the head chihiro and we are talking then

[Anonymous No.]

>>23488596
I can give a disinterested gloved handjob, final offer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23488759
It's funny that you think you have a choice, girl.
Did you put those fake ears on too tight?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23488759
NOT THAT ANON BUT UOOOHHH YES PLEASE ONEGAI

[Anonymous No.]

>>23487475
nice

[Anonymous No.]

You will pick Chihiro.
You will feel bliss.
You will accept.

[Anonymous No.]

Best sister will win

[Anonymous No.]

deadest bread of them all, while over there they are having voice orgies every day for hours on end.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23490549
watching dad
>>23487475

[Anonymous No.]

>>23490565
Based

[Anonymous No.]

>>23490549
Did you want to talk about Bea or did you come here to complain?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23491347
I wanted to talk to (you)

[Anonymous No.]

It would be cool if Bea had more chill streams like the LSD. I love slow burn streams like that one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23491743
Those are usually night streams where she drinks, and I don't think she likes to do much of those anymore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23491787
she hates us...

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>>23480180
It's because she's jealous of Risuna threads

[Anonymous No.]

You WILL choose her, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23491787
I think she feels some pressure to make "content" because she doesn't want to feel like she's wasting everyone's time. But if you focus too much on that you can end up boxing yourself in by never taking any chances. In conclusion: just b urself Bea

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>>23491993
I'll choose the options that are best for the main character.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23492005
I can see that, but a big reason I watch her is because of who she is, not just the "content", though it is great too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23491993
It's a false dilemma. There is no reason why we can't have both the chocolate rock and the fake chocolate rock.

[Anonymous No.]

Chihiro forcing dads to fail nutkumolity by prostate milking them...

[Anonymous No.]

>>23492756
but time and time again she edges you until she has you like a quivering barely together mess begging on your hands and knees pleading to her to let you cum

[Anonymous No.]

>>23490516
>My first drawing
feels weird

[Anonymous No.]

I want to fuck fuwacunnytani

[Anonymous No.]

Are you ready to regret dads?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23492005
I am surprised that bea hasn't realized that many dads watch her because she is herself and not because of the content she makes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23494923
Bestani is incredibly insecure
I think I never seen a person so obviously insecure before
I hope dads can change her for the better somehow

[Anonymous No.]

>>23495021
by choosing chihiro
it’s for her own good

[Anonymous No.]

>>23495021
Bea is very cocky and confident. She was a little insecure at first but from how she talks she's always chosen her own path regardless of what others think. In other words, she's based.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23495021
Beatani is full of contradictions

[Anonymous No.]

>>23493409
i want to dig my thumbs into those eyebrows

[Anonymous No.]

>>23495021
It's the main reason she reminds me of myself.
Dads can't change her, but she can (and is) changing herself even if she backslides sometimes.

[Anonymous No.]

I don't want to see you faggots pick chihiro choices again

[Anonymous No.]

Let's pick Chihiro again

[Anonymous No.]

>>23495768
too bad

[Anonymous No.]

If you pick chihiro there will be no more streams

[Anonymous No.]

>>23497533
Now I have to pick Chihiro

[Anonymous No.]

fuck, the stream's not for another hour

[Anonymous No.]

>>23492151
But one of them
Is~ A~ Lie~!

[Anonymous No.]

>>23497819
Yes dad, it's pain. I remember complaining about the midnight streams...now they start at 1am

[Anonymous No.]

>>23498328
at least it will probably be short

[Anonymous No.]

>>23495210
that's clearly a facade she puts up
dirty dogs are just around the corner

[Anonymous No.]

if you pick Chihiro Beatani will unironically graduate
I think she's been thinking about that for a long time

[Anonymous No.]

>>23498504
Let's help her out then. New job, move apartment, quit vtubing and work on finding a husband so she can have kids.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23498567
>she can have kids
Why do you think that will make her happy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23498504
this
she set up all those streams just to get our guards down

[Anonymous No.]

>>23498637
I don't, but it's her duty to do so.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23498504
Then I will pick Chihiro. She can un-graduate if she actually enjoys streaming, and a graduation would help several of the more hopeless dads.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm hoping the birthday streams has an hand cam and bea will actually make a cake... I'll be disappointed if it's another valentine chocolate thing...

[Anonymous No.]

>>23498692
It would be a prerecorded video most likely. Too much possibility for reflections, and most of the time making a cake is it baking in the oven. She might not have an oven either.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23498567
>kids
she herself said that she's incapable of taking care of another human and especially a child

[Anonymous No.]

>>23498821
I mean that's fine too

[Anonymous No.]

if this is something to make her decide to stop streaming which I doubt very much she should stop fooling around and stop streaming if she no longer enjoys it.

[Anonymous No.]

Potential husband list, the excel sheets, constant filtering, turning weak competition gay...
She's clearly using her community as some sort of husband hunger game where only one dad makes it out alive and gets to marry Bea while everyone else either leaves or turns gay

[Anonymous No.]

>>23499061
Yah, I will miss her but I don't want to see her doing it if she'd rather do something else.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23499061
she is just searching for reason to do it so she wouldn't feel that bad
pien

[Anonymous No.]

>>23499139
Joke's on her, I'm already gay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23499139
She's going to use it as a thesis for her PhD

[Anonymous No.]

>>23499139
at this point sounds like "losing" is better

[Anonymous No.]

>>23499061
I'm pretty sure I want to believe anyway this is just a creative outlet for her more denpa side. But honestly I don't care if she quits streaming as long as she does it in the pursuit of happiness and isn't gonna rorochan on our asses.

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bea don't leave us, at least let us celebrate your birthday.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23499256
matane bea bea

[Anonymous No.]

>>23499360
She said she wanted to celebrate with us and that made me happy

[Anonymous No.]

>>23499256
>>23499365
that would be the worst fucking ending

[Anonymous No.]

>>23499360
it's time to let go dad
accident wasn't your fault...

[Anonymous No.]

I WILL CHOOSE BEATAN
I LOVE ONLY BEATAN

[Anonymous No.]

Beatani never returned from her paragliding trip

[Anonymous No.]

The choices will be completely different

[Anonymous No.]

You dads are assuming there will be chocies, maybe there won't be

[Anonymous No.]

You dads are assuming there will be a stream, Bea didn't tweet about it

[Anonymous No.]

>>23499417
she even said she wanted to receive letters from us this christmas i want to believe she wants to spend christmas with us too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23500063
She also told her mother she was going to an amusement park with friends

[Anonymous No.]

>>23500119
And told us she never lied to her parents lol. I believe her about wanting Christmas letters though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23500216
I believe it too, but that's because I'm an idiot who's too trusting

[Anonymous No.]

cute merch risuna

[Anonymous No.]

https://aggie.io/r1k5gec509
Last few hours before this Aggie ends

[Anonymous No.]

DON'T CARE, DIDN'T READ
I WANT TO HANG OUT WITH BEATANI

[Anonymous No.]

>>23499911
Pretty sure that the conclusion will be the same regardless of our choices.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23500562
truly showing that bear paws is dead forever. she'll make cord merch but never in a million years make /yah/ merch

[Anonymous No.]

dads I'm scared and I'm afraid of what might happen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23500786
https://twitter.com/MrEkonauta/status/1513255967206653952
she didn't draw that retard

[Anonymous No.]

>>23500819
Wanna hold my hand?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23500922
don't be gay, not right now

[Anonymous No.]

>>23500819
I'm seriously considering not watching for this reason

[Anonymous No.]

>>23500922
O-okay...

[Anonymous No.]

The broken glass out in the grass,
reflects the face of some young lass.
She looks like you, but who is true?
Are chocolate rocks too tough to chew?

Another stream, a larger scheme,
not just some foolish April dream.
A month delay, the first of May.
You will regret, so choose your way.

[Anonymous No.]

You fucking retards, stop doomposting

[Anonymous No.]

>>23501128

[Anonymous No.]

>>23500660
netflix watchalong stream, food video reaction stream, bad pistol game stream, whatever, just give me more bear

[Anonymous No.]

>>23501123
nice

[Anonymous No.]

Shoot for the best girl True End, dads!

[Anonymous No.]

>>23501180
What a cute girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>23501180
Her sweater is a mix of Bea and Risuna colors

[Anonymous No.]

>actually starts on time
now i'm goncerning

[Anonymous No.]

time for regret

[Anonymous No.]

>>23423246
ITS HERE

THE NEWEST BEA VN

GET IN HERE DADS

>https://youtu.be/VwSBF4ma6eU

[Anonymous No.]

>2 braids

[Anonymous No.]

>>23501915
lmao

[Anonymous No.]

my heart...

[Anonymous No.]

>murmured ruefully
Bea's pen is quite fancy huh?

[Anonymous No.]

this is really good with the chat hidden

[Anonymous No.]

>71 votes
>42 watcihng
Susanchama...

[Anonymous No.]

>You will regret

[Anonymous No.]

The ribbon warned you.

[Anonymous No.]

不安...

[Anonymous No.]

i WILL nade nade this bear

[Anonymous No.]

You asked for it

[Anonymous No.]

RATE IT

[Anonymous No.]

Do you regret?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23502589
still processing/10

[Anonymous No.]

>>23502589
Cute ESL/10

[Anonymous No.]

this damn bear made be actually fucking cry wtf

[Anonymous No.]

RATE THE DREAM

[Anonymous No.]

>>23502589
PURE UNALTERED KINO /10

[Anonymous No.]

>hurt right arm after the fall
HOLY SHIT IT'S BEEN RIGHT IN FRONT OF US ALL THIS TIME

[Anonymous No.]

>>23502589
>>23502609
I liked this ending, I don't regret anything / 10

[Anonymous No.]

so it was a bear all along

[Anonymous No.]

>>23502679
What does that make Fuwatani?

[Anonymous No.]

what's up with fixations on rollercoasters and amusement parks?
Bea...

[Anonymous No.]

Fuck I just missed it. The weird time threw me off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23502589
kino / 10
>>23502609
A little. Now I really wish the sisters would make up.

[Anonymous No.]

oh so trapped in XP Hill = abandoned at the parent's closet

[Anonymous No.]

>>23502714
her dad was to busy gambling to let her go

[Anonymous No.]

>>23502609
I do not regret, and I will not accept.

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rjsEfBjVlC4
Coincidence?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23502722
well there's alwaysd vods

[Anonymous No.]

>>23502714
She lost her virginity at an amusement park too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23502589
KINOKINOKINO/10

[Anonymous No.]

>>23502674
holy shit this bear played us like a damn fiddle

[Anonymous No.]

>>23502788
The clothing contest was for a date at the amusement park

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Bea is the childhood Chihiro never got to experience...

[Anonymous No.]

>>23502889
this Chihiro looks uncanny

[Anonymous No.]

>>23502957
are you saying that Bea dad never won at pachinko and took Bea to the park?

[Anonymous No.]

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Chiichan receiving the stuffed polar bear from mamatani at the age of 2 (ToT)

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>>23502957
Bea got treated well by Chihiro, I'm sure. And part of being an older sibling is bearing the brunt of any family bullshit.

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Dads, when you clicked "yes", what was going through your head? Were you happy? Were you scared? I just wanted her to have fun, and forced a smile on my face as it hurt while I clicked.

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I want to give her a hug and sniff her hair a little

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>>23503424
I didn't click

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>>23503424
I didn't click anything the first time, and clicked no the second time.

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>>23503424
I didn't want her to abandon Chihiro, thought it would've made their relationship worse

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>>23503424
I wanted her to face her fears but I instantly regretted it after the second one. I'm curious what would happen if dads picked no though.

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>>23503055
more like bea dad couldn't pry himself away from pachinko to take her to the park winning was irrelevant
>>23503424
fine on the first one but the "are you sure?" really got me and I doubted my choice

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>>23503526
Chihiro would have dragged her along anyway. In hindsight I actually think this was the best choice.

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What was real? Was bea a stuffed toy the whole time, or was she a real sister???

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>>23503599
Bea is a stuffed idiot? THEY ARE?

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>>23503599
bea is the stuffed toy that represents what chihiro really wants

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>>23503599
My stuffed toys were my friends. If they could think, I wonder how they would have seen that relationship.

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>>23503683
I legitimately started crying here.

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>Beatani is a stuffed toy
>Teddy is a toy Chihiro used to play date with Bea
>Takuya and dads are monsters she made with legos
>Momo is the family dog
>Remote kid is the family cat
>Fuwatani is the mold that grew on a strawberry after Chihiro dropped one and forgot about it
>Risuna is Chihiro's good memories in Bea's head
>Pink eyes to symbolize that she represents only the good memories as "pink is the only good color"
>Bea doesn't like showing her arms because of the accident
>Dirty dog is her stitches coming loose
>She likes abuse because she used to watch Chihiro play smash
>Babytani is Chihiro's baby

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>>23503283
this is too specific, how do you know?

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>>23503424
I fucking clicked no, I knew it's going to be a bad choice

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>>23503899
Because Chihiro is 2 years older than Bea.
Unless Bea was a hand me down.

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>>23503800
This rrat is too powerful

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>>23503800
>Beatani is a stuffed toy
In hindsight, Fuwatani becoming a vtuber should have been a hint to this

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>>23503424
I figured the fear of roller coasters had to come from somewhere and this was clearly meant to allude to that. wanted to play my part in setting up the explanation for her lore, you know.
all the people doomposting about this being some elaborate ARG for a graduation are too in their own head.

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A Beatani level in Psychonauts would be amazing

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>>23503424
I clicked yes the first time because I wanted bea to be together with chihiro. I clicked yes again because I don't like backing down from my choices, even if at that point it was obvious something was going to happen.

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Beatani Ch. is a five nights at Freddy's AU where another child killed by the man behind the slaughter possesses the bear toy of her sister
Remember Bea hates purple, coincidence? I think NOT

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>>23504419
>Bea hates purple
But she made the personification of her viewers wear purple. Does this mean... she hates us?

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>>23504510
Always did

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>>23504510
No, it just goes good with red eyes and black hair

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>>23503800
>>Babytani is Chihiro's baby
the rrat about her was a teenage mother where did it come from? i can't remember anything.

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>>23503484
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>>23503797
i regret my choices so much, i truly do

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>>23504510
she always draws the hoodie gray, the only time she used purple was this one

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I’ve always hated roller coasters

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>please not abandon me

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>>23504778
Well, it's by far the most iconic drawing of her, so it's no wonder she's so often associated with the color purple.

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>As Chihiro gets older she becomes a bitch, spends more time on the internet instead of playing with Bea
>Bea gets trapped in XP Hill a result of sister fight
Chihiro abandons Beatani probably after her friends make fun of her for still playing with toys. Bea is literally trapped in XP Hill
>Finds a lucky clover
>"I was lucky enough to be found by you"
>"Pleeeease not abandon me"
Risuna is a girl who finds her and takes her home. Bea clings to her because she's afraid of being abandoned again

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We talked a bit about it with some other dads. Dropping our thoughts here, maybe someone will either agree or develop this theory further
Also pardon my ESL but I'm really tired

>Beatani is Chihiro's old plush bear
>Chihiro IS Beatani in a way. We're narrating our toys' lives by ourselves, that's how it works. So you could say that Beatani is a part of Chihiro
>Plushtani is a symbol for Chihiro
>she symbolises her lost childhood, some regrets maybe
>but she also symbolises a fun life
>think about Bea's life, she has some kind of job, but what does she present to us at streams or twitter? She's a lazy bear that never showers, does what he wants, insult her viewers and gets drunk when she feels like it
>that's completely different compared to what Chihiro's live looked like in the first lore video
>so maybe Plushtani is a symbol of what Chihiro wanted to have, an easy and fun life
>the "fight" that happened between the sisters could be Chihiro locking Beatani away after she decided she's going to become a normie (what we've seen in the first VN video)
>(but maybe we didn't see the actual "fight" yet, maybe Chihiro will come back to Plushtani before locking her away. We don't know yet)
>Bea lives in the internet, which is an ultimate form of escapism for many, especially in Japanese culture
>Chihiro has locked Beatani on the Internet, she left her and the Internet itself behind, and became the person we've met in the first video
>locking Plushtani in the closet is either a symbol or a prequel to that situation
>Plushtani saying "why did you give me such a good life" to Chihiro could be interpreted as something like "why did you dream of such a good life if you're just going to throw it away"
>as silly as it sounds, it's kinda easier to have shitty life all the time than have a good life and then switch to the shitty life, it's hard to accept you've lost everything

Additional stuff:
>Chihiro has only got 3 park tickets at the beginning
>the thumbnail had more blue than red now, why?
>stuffed bear analogies were with us from the beginning (Teddy the BF was one of the first Bea memes)
>long time ago there also was a "Chihiro is also Beatani" meme, the conclusion was that "Kumagai means Beatani and Chihiro is also a Kumagai". But that it sure feels different after today's lore video
>I think the choice in this video didn't matter, Chihiro would lock Beatani anyway. She wouldn't have her arm broken, but maybe she'd get mad that Bea didn't go with her or something

I don't know if that makes sense but it was fun to theorycraft anyway, so I don't regret anything
I love this fucking bear

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I will proceed to formulate my own accurate theory and not post it

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>>23505278
weak

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>>23505122
I still don't really get dad/risuna distinction

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All these suck

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>>23505412
bea's viewers being dads are more a of a meme that came about from her first posts here while risuna is the official personification of her viewerbase

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>>23505412
Dads have names. (You) are Risuna

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what happened with the VN that some dads were making?

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Beatani raped Chihiro. That's my theory

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Thanks for joining the Aggie
https://files.catbox.moe/a1jhm3.png

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Chihiro was the one who fell off the rollercoaster and she's imagining all this in her coma. Beatani, fuwatani and risuna are her toys, Momo is her dog, all her family and friends are concerning etc

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>>23505222
dads have a dm group for theories?

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>>23505623
no update from the writedads in the d*scord thread so I assume it's dead in the water at the moment

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>>23505730
They have a private group dm

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>>23505704
No but there are some circlejerks

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>>23505704
probably taken from the shitcord just ignore

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>>23505704
It's the dm sex group, we discuss theories postcoitus

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>>23505704
I wouldn't be surprised if there is another secret group.

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>>23506088
The dad collab didn't happen out of nowhere

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>>23499815
That trip hits differently when you remember all the dream wording she was careful to describe it with.

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>>23503484
CUTE!

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so, now what do you think is the meaning of escaping from xp hill and defeating chihiro?

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>>23503800
I beleb it!

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>>23506550
Bea is the repressed part of Chihiro that she killed/sent to XP hill after she grew up. Her victory will be Chihiro embracing her fun side and not being a shut in that has to sleep all the time.

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I can't believe Beatani planned all this from the very start

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>>23506696
All according to keikaku

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>>23506550
it means escaping xp hill and defeating chihiro

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>>23506803
I have no idea what that filename is a reference to but this was a funny coincidence

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>>23505222
It makes sense. I don't think the symbolism is intentional though, even if it accidentally works out to what you're describing.
>>23506696
Why not? I wouldn't be surprised if this was her only solid plan going into this whole thing. Building up a community and sometimes enjoying it was probably the unplanned part.

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The world is piss and I am the Pisser

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>>23507229
kickass dude

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>>23505222
Here maybe this will help

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Will there be another on the first of June?

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>>23507229
New costume when?
with functioning zipper

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>>23507531
The birthday stream will be her last stream

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>>23507544
Imagine the 36 cm sliding out of that

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BEA LOVE!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111

MY DAUGHTER IS THE BEST!!!!!111

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>>23507812
She deserves all the nadenade

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>>23507555
of next year

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I SERIOUSLY LOVE BEATANI!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I WILL NEVER ABANDON HER LIKE CHIHIRO DID!!!1!1!1!!1!1!!!

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Matane, bea bea!~