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>*slides* Jerry, you watching the stream?
>Another animated girl youtuber? I don't think so.
>They're not ordinary animated girls, Jerry. They're virtual idols!
>Alright, alright. Is it the shark one again?
>I think she's finally found a Minecraft project she'll finish.
>Kramer, you're watching an adult woman play a children's block game!
>I gotta go, she's about to read superchats. You know, Newman sent her an aka. That's 100 bucks, Jerry!

>> No.23380652

>>23380077
I cracked a smile but we’ve definitely gone into terminal zoomer decline, OP. Couple that with the massive SEA population here and I would not be surprised if the vast majority of people here hadn’t ever watched an episode.

>> No.23381050

>>23380077
I missed you Seinfeld-poster
You're gold, anon, gold

>> No.23381121

>>23380077
Wtf is this?

>> No.23381219

GOLD

>> No.23381262

>>23380652
Fuck off off 4chan grandpa

>> No.23381710

>>23380077
Columbo posting>The Office posting>Seinfeldposting
Parks & Rec as well as Drake & Josh posting may be performed once a year with special permission.

>> No.23381786

>>23381710
Holy reddit

>> No.23381790

>>23380077
Read it in their voices. Even heard the laugh track

>> No.23382143

>>23381786
>Columbo is Reddit now
>Seinfeld is apparently not Reddit

>> No.23382310
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George: *enters the apartment* "It's over Jerry! She's really gone and done it this time. And now it's all over!"

Jerry: "Over? It ain't all over. What do ya mean it's all over?"

George: "I'm tellin ya, this is it! *pause* The final yab.”

Jerry: “The final yab?”

George: “The yab to end all other yabs!”

Elaine: *from the couch* “Didn't you just send her an akasupa Jerry?”

Jerry: “Well sure, but I didn't know she was gonna yab!”

George: “There ain't gonna be supas, aka or otherwise anymore. Not from me!”

Kramer: *slides in* “Jerry, you got any sports drinks? My oshi's doing an endurance stream tonight and I'm staying up with her!”

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>>23380077
>I got a great name for our new ID member, real original. You wanna hear what it is?
>yeah, sure.
>*Whistle while signing 7 in the air"
>What is that, sign language?
>Nah, Zeta.
>Zeta? you serious?
>Yeah! it's a beautiful name for a hag or a loli, especially a loli ! or a hag.
>I don't think so! Thats not a name, it's a number.
>I know it's Micky Mantles' number! So not only is it a all around beautiful name, it's also a living tribute.
>IT'S AWFUL, I HATE IT!
>WELL THAT"S THE NAME!

https://youtu.be/NRUdaWZ4FN0

>> No.23383013

>>23382143
a bunch of zoomers just learned about columbo in the past week because of reddit memes so yeah

>> No.23383301

Well well well well, hello closeted plebbitors

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>I checked out the vtuber who Kramer likes, Gawr Gura, and she was talking about her feet... and, uhhhh...
>And what?
>...It moved.

>> No.23386081

>>23380652
>waaah, why don't people worship Jews like me!
Anyway, I don't care if zoomers have watched Seinfeld. But the only reason Kramer holds up as still funny today is because of how his career ended which is something I think zoomers could enjoy. The rest of that show aged like milk.

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>*slides* Jerry, you're never gunna believe this.
>Probably not, but go on.
>Miko and Suisei streamed Raft for 5 hours Jerry. 5 hours! And apparently, they kept playing for another 5 hours afterwards.
>You mean Miko and Pekora.
>Oh no Jerry, Miko and Suisei. Yeah, and according to Polka, they were in Discord chat the whole time.
>Wait, Suisei? Is she the blue haired one, with the singing?
>*pop* That's the one.
>Hang on, just the other day you were going on about PekoMiko. What happened?
>Come on Jerry, that ended a year ago. MiComent is where it's at now!
>I gotta start watching streams. I'm late on everything.

>> No.23390694

>>23380652
>Complains about normalfags
>Use their forced memes.

>> No.23391058

>>23380652
anon who needs fictional entitled people being assholes for our entertainment when we now have real entitled people being assholes for our entertainment.

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>>23380077
>I think she's finally found a Minecraft project she'll finish.
Never forget pic related

>> No.23393832

>>23380077
i need a subplot with Kramer buying a voice changer and saying "WE ARE GOING TO BE RICH, JERRY"

>> No.23394108

>>23381262
>>23386081
>>23390694
filtered, cope and seethe

>> No.23394303

>>23380077
I need a collab with Soup Nazi

>> No.23395434

>>23380652
I've literally never watched an episode.
The only sitcom I've watched was how I met your mother.
I didn't like it. In fact I hated it.

>> No.23396078

>>23380652
step aside old man. zoomers run this shit now

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>THROW HIS ASS OUT
>HE'S A NIJI
>HE'S A NIJI
>HE'S A NIJI

>> No.23401177

I thought it was friends

>> No.23404850

>>23380652
Old

>> No.23405456
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>J: You're not coming over?! I thought Watame was your Oshi!? I can't sit in my living room waving glowsticks by myself I'll look like an idiot!
>G: You don't understand Jerry! This girl remembers my name! She responds to my every comment! Last time I was ten minutes late, and I could hear the relief in her voice when I finally joined. Do you know how long it's been since a girl was happy to see me?
J: It's part of the act George, they all do it. Just tell her you had an emergency today, and come watch the concert.
*Kramer enters, moves to couch*
J: Hey you wanna watch the concert tonight?
K: aah, who's concert?
J: Watame
K: *grimace* ooh no thanks. Holos *bvvvvt*, not really my style.
J: Well I gotta find someone, George is busy with his new 2view.
K: *turns to George* You're not grooming are you?
G: No! I just like the chat interaction. She liked my fanart on twitter y'know!
K: Oh no, I recognise that voice. Now you listen to me, 2views are a drug. The second they become popular, they'll forget you even exist. They'll chew you up for all you're worth and spit you right back out *spits*!
G: Oh not you too! Just let me enjoy my chuubas in peace. Anyway she streams mostly obscure N64 games, so I don't think she's getting popular anytime soon.
K: For your sake I hope you're right.

In which George jealously sabotages his 2view.

>> No.23405510

>>23380652
What is the cut off age for seinfeld? I'm in my early 20s but I'm the only person in my group of friends that has watched Seinfeld. Is Seinfeld only watched by people 30+?

>> No.23405614

>>23380077
George is the Holofag, not Kramer. Get it right the next time, OP.

>> No.23405759

>>23405456
>not Jerry trying to groom a 2view and accidentally destroying her channel and getting her doxed and deported due to his own incompetence

>> No.23406021

>>23405759
>Jerry becomes a mod
>"I'm telling you, you've got to have a theme. All these chuubas playing FOTM games'll never get ahead of the pack, you've got to differentiate yourself!"
>"I don't know, I already spent so much on this model already, is it really a good idea to do a 2.0 so soon?"
>"Trust me. Now, about the theme, you're from Turkey right? You should go full authentic. Turkish model, clothing, speak Turkish, play Turkish videogames! You'll corner the market!"
>"Well, I don't know... but I trust you Jerry, I'll give it a shot!"
>weeks later...
>Debut 2.0 stream
>1 viewer

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