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22959555 No.22959555 [Reply] [Original]

Redpill me on hags. Why do anons lust over them?

>> No.22959612

You can cum in them as much as you want without the risk of a child

>> No.22959677

>>22959612
But the same applies to cunny.

>> No.22959711

>>22959555
I don't know I like the firm yet flabby bodies they have. Also the idea of a 30+ years old woman larping as a 14 years old school girl makes me hard

>> No.22959710

>>22959677
Which is why I love cunny too

>> No.22959718

>>22959612
>>22959677
Anonchamas... Your biology reps...

>> No.22959720

>>22959555
They like older women cause older women can assist them in lovemaking.
The majority of people have little experience with intimacy.
As a result a woman who can teach a man "the ropes" with patience, knowledge, wisdom and kindness is appreciated.
But I could be totally wrong so feel free to disagree.

>> No.22959728

It's my mom, except not.

>> No.22959780

>>22959677
>>22959710
Pedos get the rope.

>> No.22959919
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>>22959720
Pretty much this

>> No.22960377

I like women aged 5 to 65, that includes cunny, JKs, hags and literal grannies.

>> No.22960439

>>22959555
nice render

>> No.22960453

Well first of all I like their calm disposition. I don't even like the "ara ara mommy uwu" shit I just like how easy-going and non-menhera they are.

But as for the lust I think the main thing for me is the age contrast desu. Putting an older woman in a very raunchy situation that is normally meant for hormonal, slutty young girls is like the perfect contrast.
The other fact is that their motherly nature triggers your breeding instincts (unless you lack them because you're a genetic dead end pedo). Breeding instincts are insanely powerful, it's why some women start begging to take off the condom mid-sex and then some guys actually fucking do it.

>> No.22960520

In their desperation to not end up alone they may lower their standards for a man enough to give me a chance.

>> No.22960578

>>22959720
>wanting some used goods roastie instead of a pure virginal hag to explore the art of lovemaking together step by step for the first time together

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>>22959720

>> No.22960920
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The Face first grows lank and wrinkled; then the Neck; then the Breast and Arms; the lower Parts continuing to the last as plump as ever: So that covering all above with a Basket, and regarding only what is below the Girdle, it is impossible of two Women to know an old from a young one. And as in the dark all Cats are grey, the Pleasure of corporal Enjoyment with an old Woman is at least equal, and frequently superior, every Knack being by Practice capable of Improvement.

>> No.22961060
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Because they know their biological clock is ticking and will settle for someone like me so they can have a family.

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>>22959555
I will open their eyes

>> No.22961179

>>22960578
Well, what I mean by that is someone who is experienced but is fully self-aware with their own demise as a woman, and thus simply wish to be content with their life.
Again, I understand that you may have misgivings and high suspicion towards sexually active women due to their high possibility of carrying diseases.
However when they get older, they know that they don't have much to live for and thus come to the highly depressing self-realization that they shouldn't have wasted their life.
In doing so they may revert to a life where they simply want to be good, or the complete opposite.
I understand where you're coming from but it usually is good to have someone who has some more experience than you.

>> No.22961202

>>22959555
For many anons these days, hags range from slightly older than to the same age as them.

>> No.22961289

>>22959728
Can confirm, sex with hags is about as good as sex with this dude's mom. And that's pretty damn good.

>> No.22961298

>>22961179
Quick addition to my blogpost is that you need to be honest with each other as well. Highly refrain from sexual contact until you both are fully tested for all STDs before engaging in sexual intercourse.

>> No.22961315

>>22960920
I know of no Medicine fit to diminish the violent natural Inclinations you mention; and if I did, I think I should not communicate it to you. Marriage is the proper Remedy. It is the most natural State of Man, and therefore the State in which you are most likely to find solid Happiness. Your Reasons against entering into it at present, appear to me not well-founded. The circumstantial Advantages you have in View by postponing it, are not only uncertain, but they are small in comparison with that of the Thing itself, the being married and settled. It is the Man and Woman united that make the compleat human Being. Separate, she wants his Force of Body and Strength of Reason; he, her Softness, Sensibility and acute Discernment. Together they are more likely to succeed in the World. A single Man has not nearly the Value he would have in that State of Union. He is an incomplete Animal. He resembles the odd Half of a Pair of Scissars. If you get a prudent healthy Wife, your Industry in your Profession, with her good Economy, will be a Fortune sufficient.

But if you will not take this Counsel, and persist in thinking a Commerce with the Sex inevitable, then I repeat my former Advice, that in all your Amours you should prefer old Women to young ones. You call this a Paradox, and demand my Reasons. They are these:

i. Because as they have more Knowledge of the World and their Minds are better stor'd with Observations, their Conversation is more improving and more lastingly agreable.

2. Because when Women cease to be handsome, they study to be good. To maintain their Influence over Men, they supply the Diminution of Beauty by an Augmentation of Utility. They learn to do a 1000 Services small and great, and are the most tender and useful of all Friends when you are sick. Thus they continue amiable. And hence there is hardly such a thing to be found as an old Woman who is not a good Woman.

3. Because there is no hazard of Children, which irregularly produc'd may be attended with much Inconvenience.

4. Because thro' more Experience, they are more prudent and discreet in conducting an Intrigue to prevent Suspicion. The Commerce with them is therefore safer with regard to your Reputation. And with regard to theirs, if the Affair should happen to be known, considerate People might be rather inclin'd to excuse an old Woman who would kindly take care of a young Man, form his Manners by her good Counsels, and prevent his ruining his Health and Fortune among mercenary Prostitutes.

5. Because in every Animal that walks upright, the Deficiency of the Fluids that fill the Muscles appears first in the highest Part: The Face first grows lank and wrinkled; then the Neck; then the Breast and Arms; the lower Parts continuing to the last as plump as ever: So that covering all above with a Basket, and regarding2 only what is below the Girdle, it is impossible of two Women to know an old from a young one. And as in the dark all Cats are grey, the Pleasure of corporal Enjoyment with an old Woman is at least equal, and frequently superior, every Knack being by Practice capable of Improvement.

6. Because the Sin is less. The debauching a Virgin may be her Ruin, and make her for Life unhappy.

7. Because the Compunction is less. The having made a young Girl miserable may give you frequent bitter Reflections; none of which can attend the making an old Woman happy.

8thly and Lastly They are so grateful!!

Thus much for my Paradox. But still I advise you to marry directly; being sincerely Your affectionate Friend.

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22961538

Because we call them hags and fawn over their 2D avatars which are mid-20s looking girls at the most. Our brains have been corrupted by anime to think these women in their 30s, perhaps even scratching 40, look anything like their model and this contradiction makes our PPs hard.

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>>22960578
bro, younger inexperienced "virgins" are boring starfish that just lay there and judge you afterwards. get yourself some caring hag love that like to actually participate in the sex.

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>>22961099

>> No.22961650
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22961650

Hags have given up on ever getting with a man. They are in their late 30s or early 40s and the last time a man hit on them was 15 years prior. This makes them extremely fucking hot.

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>> No.22961858

>>22961060
That the full image?

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>>22961099

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>>22960920
>>22961315
So Ben Franklin is advising I marry Harisama. Got it

>> No.22962018

>>22959555
did not have a maternal figure in their early life so the last cope is make love with women that fits both the sex and motherly needs

>> No.22963037
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>>22961577
>younger inexperienced "virgins" are boring starfish
maybe if you don't go young enough. get some proper cunny who are oblivious to sex or only have a very minimal and flawed understanding of sex alongside a body that can just barely handle sex and you'll have a much more enjoyable experience

>> No.22963100

>>22962001
>>22961315(me)
Personally prefer cakes, but I can respect hag lovers. It's not an unreasonable preference.

>> No.22963165

>>22960578
>together step by step for the first time together
I'm not a virgin though? I'm 30 and have seen more open gash than a surgeon. Look I think it's fine to not want women to be whores, but getting uppity about a chick being lightly used goods when I'm the human equivalent of a thrice-returned Amazon package would be really stupid.

>> No.22963341

>>22959555
the hagfag's have malfunctioning reproductive instincts. you're supposed to want girls at the very beginning of their fertility, ie cunny. and even just before they become fertile so you can "groom" them into being yours and yours alone (and have sex with them as much as possible during that time so they're already pregnant before their first period). you stick with that cunny through till just before middle ages, where you dump them for more cunny to maximise fertility

>> No.22963381

>>22959555
>The functional meaning of it is this: An adorable, whole, stable woman with the aspect of that out-of-reach first love.
>That woman who was graduating from High School when you were just entering Middle School.
>That mindful woman of diverse interests and gentle disposition.
>The one who enjoyed the fads and trends you loved when you were too young to participate.
>The woman who stands as a memory of the better days.
>The woman who was, in your eyes, perfect, but too far ahead to reach. The passive youth can now reach her.

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22963384

listening to okayu asmr made me wonder: why does more mature woman's voice sound so much more pleasant, compared to helium screech of a brat?

>> No.22963462

>>22959555
>desperate
>likely mentally damaged
>may actually know how to do things that can be of use at home
>REALLY desperate

>> No.22963758
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22963758

>anons coping with hag seggs and thinking they'll get easy pussy
There's a reason they are still alone at this point in their lives. Look at Choco's requirements, seem simple enough, but they're women so there's at least double on the invisible list underneath what she will admit to on paper to try and not seem selfish and unrealistic.

>> No.22963835

>>22963037
You aren’t going to “learn the ropes” with ANY type of virgin, as the man you’ll be expected to take the lead and if you don’t know what you’re doing the sex will be equally mediocre no matter the age.
A hag will teach you what a good blowjob is supposed to feel like, a virgin will need you to teach her.

>> No.22964076

>>22963758
What are Choco's requirements at the moment?
I haven't read them.

>> No.22964146

>>22963758
Considering the way people she tried to date treated her, I can't blame her if she actually had higher standards than what she admitted publicly.

>> No.22964734

>>22964146
>believing a female attention whore on how big fat meanie heads treated her in the past
dyrbi?

>> No.22965142

But if you will not take this Counsel, and persist in thinking a Commerce with the Sex inevitable, then I repeat my former Advice, that in all your Amours you should prefer old Women to young ones. You call this a Paradox, and demand my Reasons. They are these:

1. Because as they have more Knowledge of the World and their Minds are better stor’d with Observations, their Conversation is more improving and more lastingly agreable.

2. Because when Women cease to be handsome, they study to be good. To maintain their Influence over Men, they supply the Diminution of Beauty by an Augmentation of Utility. They learn to do a 1000 Services small and great, and are the most tender and useful of all Friends when you are sick. Thus they continue amiable. And hence there is hardly such a thing to be found as an old Woman who is not a good Woman.

3. Because there is no hazard of Children, which irregularly produc’d may be attended with much Inconvenience.

4. Because thro’ more Experience, they are more prudent and discreet in conducting an Intrigue to prevent Suspicion. The Commerce with them is therefore safer with regard to your Reputation. And with regard to theirs, if the Affair should happen to be known, considerate People might be rather inclin’d to excuse an old Woman who would kindly take care of a young Man, form his Manners by her good Counsels, and prevent his ruining his Health and Fortune among mercenary Prostitutes.

5. Because in every Animal that walks upright, the Deficiency of the Fluids that fill the Muscles appears first in the highest Part: The Face first grows lank and wrinkled; then the Neck; then the Breast and Arms; the lower Parts continuing to the last as plump as ever: So that covering all above with a Basket, and regarding2 only what is below the Girdle, it is impossible of two Women to know an old from a young one. And as in the dark all Cats are grey, the Pleasure of corporal Enjoyment with an old Woman is at least equal, and frequently superior, every Knack being by Practice capable of Improvement.

6. Because the Sin is less. The debauching a Virgin may be her Ruin, and make her for Life unhappy.

7. Because the Compunction is less. The having made a young Girl miserable may give you frequent bitter Reflections; none of which can attend the making an old Woman happy.

8[thly and Lastly]3 They are so grateful!!
-Ben Franklin

>> No.22965644

>>22960920
>duplicate file exists
My countrymen.

>> No.22966979

>>22963758
Who cares about their list.
You wear them down, fuck them and make them cum hard enough that they love you.

>> No.22967355

>Chuubas under 20
Yummy
>Chuubas 20-29
Absolutely haram
>Chuubas over 30
Perfect

Simple as

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>> No.22970751

small chuubas are for the NPCs. hags are for the real cultured men

>> No.22970803

>>22959612
That's wrong.

>> No.22970945

>>22959555
it's the same as if you like MILF

>> No.22970964

>>22959612
The vtuber related, memetic definition of "hag" is 30+. You can absolutely get pregnant then.

>> No.22971365

>>22959555
We're oldfags and we dream about that unicorn goddess who's attainable, mellow, and hasn't had her first kid so her body is still relatively put together. Also fat fills a woman out and makes them look younger.

Nobody dreams about the gaunt woman with flapjack tits and more wrinkles than a raisin.

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>>22964076
>Have a stable full-time job(two part-time jobs is ok but should be motivated to get a good full-time job)
She doesn't want to support the both of you and doesn't you to do the same either. She wants the both of you to work so you'll be financially stable.
>Doesn't mind PDA and initiates it first
>Stands up for her
>No smokers
>No extreme debt
>No gambling addicts
>Doesn't mind letting her sleep in once in a while
>Wants to buy a house
>Has a car

>> No.22971404

>>22971371
Shit thats me

>> No.22971529

>>22971371
Smoking thing isn't accurate, she just doesn't want them to smoke around her

>> No.22971577

>>22971404
Keep dreaming

>> No.22971635

>>22971529
That's one of the compromises she's willing to make. She doesn't want smokers but she'll date you if you don't do it around her and not smell.

>> No.22971737

>>22959555
Is there a tag for these golden bikinis? They never fail to activate my neurons, seen a lot of them in JAV too

>> No.22971745

>>22971577
I mean it is, I'm just never going to capitalize on it.

>> No.22971796

>>22971371
Don't forget
>Has to know Japanese, even though she understands English.
Otherwise I actually fit the bill completely.

>> No.22971956

>>22959555
I dunno about anons here but for me at least, I just never liked or even tolerated younger women. Never had any interest in girls my age back then, my first affair was with a woman 7 years older and now that I thought about it, I never had sex with girls my age or younger than me.
>>22959711
This is probably what makes me rock solid the most, when they "revert" to a teenager behavior out of infatuation. It fucking melts my heart and makes my dick diamonds for days.

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>>22961640

>> No.22972485

>>22959555
They're about my age....

>> No.22972649
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The basic answer is that women's sexual lust tends to peak around 30.
The real answer is that after about 30, if they haven't turned into demon spawn from hell, they usually chill the fuck out and realize that Chad isn't all he's cracked up to be, so they're willing to give inexperienced, less confident men a chance to prove themselves to her, minus a lot of the bullshit that younger women will intentionally throw in your way to drive you insane.
When you combine this with unexpressed maternal feelings usually being transferred onto a younger man, it usually leads to this odd sexual charge of riding you until you physically can't coom more, then getting petted like she's a surrogate mother of sorts. Usually followed up with some loving instruction on things she's picked up about relationships up to this point. Least, this was my experience in dating a woman in her mid 30s when I wasn't even old enough to drink. YMMV

>> No.22972846

>>22959555
Either they expect curves or lower standards, maybe both.

>> No.22972907

>>22972649
And back in reality, beta bux gets sex maybe once a month if lucky and contempt every day.

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>>22972907
I qualified the statement with "demon spawn" for a reason, familia.

>> No.22973000

>>22972979
Never happens nowadays.

>> No.22973256

>>22964734
this

>> No.22973287

>>22972907
That's not reality

>> No.22973292

>>22963381
That's the real meaning of "HAG".

>> No.22973344

the lure of the W O M B

>> No.22973382

>>22972649
>they usually chill the fuck out and realize that Chad isn't all he's cracked up to be
They simply cannot get Chad anymore.

>> No.22973403

>>22973382
Relax incels, this is a hag thread not a delusion thread.

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>>22971371
>Has a car
FUCK!! I don't have a car and I hate it. Execpt that van type of cars, I'm a sucker for those, can transport goods and people too can be used as business btw.

>> No.22973470

Don't worry, I'll take one for the team and marry her. No, don't try to stop me. I've made up my mind.

>> No.22973518

>>22961538
>he le doesn't le know about le secret le knowledge

>> No.22973660

>>22961315
>[Marriage] is the most natural State of Man
lol
>being married and settled
lol, marriage doesn't settle people these days, not even close
>her Softness, Sensibility and acute Discernment
lol, where is that in women again?
>Together they are more likely to succeed in the World.
[citation needed]

hags
>their Conversation is more improving and more lastingly agreable
true
>they study to be good
probably
>are the most tender and useful of all Friends when you are sick
true
>there is hardly such a thing to be found as an old Woman who is not a good Woman
not as much these days, but still mostly true
>no hazard of Children
depends on age but yeah, I don't want em

affairs with hags
>considerate People might be rather inclin'd to excuse an old Woman
>prevent his ruining his Health and Fortune among mercenary Prostitutes
very true
>the lower Parts continuing to the last as plump as ever
huh, interesting.
>debauching a Virgin may be her Ruin,
yes
>made a young Girl miserable, making an old Woman happy
also yes
>They are so grateful
not so sure about this

Thanks Franky, I'm grateful for your wisdom from a simpler age.

>> No.22973702

>>22973660
Seriously incels don't belong here, its mega cringe

>> No.22973823

>>22971371
Aren't houses in Japan really expensive?

>> No.22973965

>>22973702
What was I wrong about? Marriage is actually natural? People don't get divorced? I admit some women have a bit of sensibility but acute discernment? And most women are likely to drag their man down, especially financially, so they are less likely to succeed in the world and more likely to live mediocre lives together.

>> No.22973972

>>22973660
>>[Marriage] is the most natural State of Man
>lol
Used to be, it was often the only reason men gave a shit about society in first place. Monogamy is one of the reasons why Europeans dominated back then - they managed to get all average men to work at 100% by promising them an own woman.

>> No.22974023

>>22973972
Yes, used to be. For a while.

>> No.22974058
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22974058

I swear, this board has turned me into loving hags.

>> No.22974059

>>22973823
I'll use an analogy from a specific MMO.
There are these weapons, lets called them unsealed weapons and they're the best equipment for the level you can get.
You have a pair of level 55 swords, took a long time to earn; weeks worth of play let's say.
You're level 65 now, so you need to collect the funds for new weapons. It takes months to afford one.
But now you can sell your old weapon and since they're the best equipment for that level it is in high demand.
So buying such an expensive thing, that you both need and is in high demand doesn't decrease your wealth.

>> No.22974252

>>22974059
Even though it takes over 4x as long to get the money for the level 65 weapon? Which I'm assuming is the house?

>> No.22974330

They're allowed to play their character in certain ways that would be off-limits to normal chuubas. It isn't weird if they're more assertive and calm as opposed to zany and cute or quirky. Also if they're advertised on the archetype the model tends to have more mature features, although realistically anything drawn in a conventional anime style will look super youthful

I think many people into them also just have mommy issues, to be honest, or maybe have a submissive streak

>> No.22975552

>>22973702
bro you're on /vt/

>> No.22975589

>>22963384
Because she sounds like an actual woman and we're programmed to like that. Remember those thick women Mayan figurines? Your pic related proves them right.

>> No.22975677

>>22974252
Well yeah but once you own it, it's value won't decrease.
And at least one piece of equipment will be sold after you've obtained the upgrade, meaning the money made from it can be used on other things.
>>22975552
Exactly, the most masculine board on 4chan with one of the most T producing passtimes in human history.

>> No.22975873

>>22975677
>Exactly, the most masculine board on 4chan with one of the most T producing passtimes in human history.
based

>> No.22976608

>>22959555
I just want to rape Mio against anons wishes. While her husband is out and the kids are at daycare. She will raise my child as part if her own family and no one will know but us.

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>>22959555
I love the gap between their calm, chill, non-menhera persona on stream and imagine them being absolute sex beasts because they're close to drying up and want to pop a few kids out before menopause.

>> No.22978143

>>22973823
In the big cities yes. Like everywhere in else in the world, the areas outside of the big cities are cheaper.

>> No.22978258

>>22959720
That's what your dad is for?

>> No.22978460

>>22978258
Why would you want to get fucked by your dad?

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22978550

Wtf 10ma isn't a hag! She just acts like a hag. I feel ripped off. Still gonna watch her though.

>> No.22978679

>>22963165
99% of vtuber watchers aren't though, they're ugly/autistic permavirgins who only want 10/10 perfect permavirgins

>> No.22978711

>>22973468
SUV is fine, it can be used as transport or business. It's also on the "manlier" side

>> No.22978814

>>22971371
that's literally me

>> No.22978871

>>22974330
calm down there Freud, I just like women my own age

>> No.22978933

immature brains are still in high school drama mode

i absolutely loathed my classmates during high days and loved every person i met during college.

it's the optimal level of maturity right before they all become boring moms

>> No.22978962
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>>22963384
Okayu isnt mature at all in any way

>> No.22979360

>>22978933
If you dont consider college students just high schoolers off their leash, you have alot to learn

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>>22971371
That's me except I own 3 apartment buildings on top of my house.
I'm guessing someone like choco is more receptive to extreme weebs with giant figurine collections than the average western woman?

>> No.22980858

>>22980789
thank you for posting that Choco picture

>> No.22980920

>>22959555
I'm the same age as them.

>> No.22981201

>>22971529
Everyone knows when you've smoked you fucking faggot. If you really think she won't be bothered if you just smoke away from her, you're wrong. Fix your nasty habits and maybe then you'll have a better chance at a life with someone decent.

>> No.22984407

>>22978871
My apologies ancient one

>> No.22984496

Choco really needs a white husband (possibly me)

>> No.22984616

>>22980789
You can tell 90% of this board doesn't watch vtubers when questions like this are posted.
Do your fucking reps before you start lusting after my wife, you cretin.

>> No.22984635

>>22981201
Learn to read leaky foreskinless cunt

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>> No.22985684

>>22978933
>girls riding the CC in college is a sign of maturity

>> No.22985712

>>22961681
Is that from Black souls?

>> No.22986295

>>22978460
When did I mention sexing your own father? Stop being perverted anon!

>> No.22986760

>>22971371
>basic shit that most men meet
>is still single
Theres at least twenty other shit that this post should have that shes not admitting to and her current public list is also bullshit. To revise:
>Have a stable full-time job that makes as much as twice her current wage, minimum, because other than that she feels she's settling for less
>Initiates PDA in front of other women so they can be jealous
>Will let her act a fool in public and not discipline her for it
>No smokers (fair)
>No debt in any form (fair)
>No gambling addicts (fair)
>Don't expect her to maintain the household and keep it in presentable shape
>Wants you to already have a sizeable house
>Has a nice car

>> No.22987671

>>22986760
Don't forget that it has to be somebody that lets her be an autistic lazy otaku when she wants to be. You're probably thinking "where do you think you are", but Choco is not a poorfag third worlder: she is used to having a lot of merch of varying forms, and being able to spend hours on end uninterrupted with her obsessions of choice. She's also very liable to sleep for entire days on end after doing nothing but grind vidya for 12~36 hours. She also does most of her cooking with a microwave, because she hates cleanup.
If that's the kind of woman you want, that's great, but Choco is not the perfect ASMR tradwife that threadwatchers on /vt/ seem to think she is. Your relationship can and will be preempted by a 14-hour APEX marathon where she struggles to get out of Platinum for the 8th season in a row.

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>>22960578
The day you stop getting your nipples in a twist over purity you'll learn what pleasure means.

I'm no prize either, I can't expect a chick to save herself up for me after I've been with other chicks too, I'm a manwhore in her eyes, plus, virgins are boring as fuck, it's hot to think you're their first, but after that, it's super fucking sluggish to get them up to speed.

>> No.22987864

>>22973660
You've never lived with someone you love and it shows.

>> No.22988206

>>22972907
>Sex once a month
Things may different from when you're still on highschool and college but prostitute is still exist, anon

>> No.22988579

>>22986760
Most importantly:
>is tall and good looking

>> No.22988774

>>22988579
>Is tall
That shouldn't be a problem for any non-SEA on /vt/.
>Is good looking
Might be a bit more of a challenge.

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>>22972649
>The basic answer is that women's sexual lust tends to peak around 30.
Can confirm, I groomed my Chinese massage hag into still meeting me in private after she quit the job.
The loudest moaner I've ever had.

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