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[Anonymous No.]

Kobo farted on stream

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>>22428502

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>>22428502
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0fg8lYHvTp8&t=2340s
Definetely a fart

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>>22428618
kekw that's huge

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>>22428618
ITS A FUCKING CHAIR and fart

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>>22428502
>>22428618
Holy based.

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>>22428618
either its a chair dragging on laminated floor or kobo farts like a chair dragging on a laminated floor

[Anonymous No.]

RINGO BROS!??

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>>22429094
She just took a shit in the middle of the stream before that fart, stomach probably bloating like heck and she was probably holding so much burps and farts.

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>>22428618
timestamp dumbasses. Also indo farts are biohazard

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>>22429400
Open the link dumbass. It's in the URL.

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>>22428618
Sounds like a chair

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>>22428618
Reminds me of when Roboco farted during some ASMR stream. Is Hololive secretly monopolizing all of the braptubers?

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>>22429608
It's a chair in my mind but a fart in my heart.

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>>22429812
Post it

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>>22429947
Why is Suisei the poster girl for farts and piss? I don't watch her

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>>22429947
https://streamable.com/jxcae9

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>>22428502
Disgusting
Thank god, i have Mori as my oshi

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>>22428502
SNNNNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

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>>22429342
Burps are cutelewed, flatulence and pants-shidding I can't get behind.

I'm still sore Yocci muted herself belching in one of her last streams and wasn't alone in that. I think I have a good idea for how She may re-compensate however . . . By using this as a basis for an ASMR script:

>>Then as you stare up at her wondering what she's going to do, she leans in and you see her concentrate, closing her eyes for an instant. You feel something in her stomach shift and with the strange, thick sound of evacuating gas over her magnificent vocal cords that give her such a sweet voice and allow her to sing with such tenderness: Comes an exhalation of warm, moist air laced with a hint of half-digested Sour-Kraut and her own internal scent . . . You balk even as the vapors waft in your orifices but your basic biological imperative out-paces your surface reaction of disgust. Sinking deep in the pit of your own stomach as though some of Yocci's alleviated digestive discomfort has transferred into you and needs to be released.
The saucy Red Oni chuckles at your flummoxed expression:
>>"Oh! excuse me Anon! That was a really big borp wasn't it? Are you breathless now?
>>Oop! Hold on!"
Yocci tilts her head back slightly and then leans her face back towards yours in fluid motion. A gloriously healthy, deep, long, Multi-Syllable
>>"Bruuuhuhhhppp-uckllluck-Ahhh!"
Heralding It's onrushing into your own airway. The scent of sour Cabbage and hints of Cinnamon is simultaneously repulsive and exquisite. You don't want to to admit what it really makes you feel. It's too embarrassing and given Yocci's triumphant smile, she knows exactly what she is doing.
>>"What the Fuck Yocci! Stop! This is weird!"
You flail your head and struggle but her strength is unreal and truly terrifying. Like being pinned in a collapsed house . . . Only It's a lithe and wonderfully feminine body weighing you down with this kind of force. Everything about this strikes you as unnatural but underneath that . . . Something in you doesn't care and embraces the sensations. . .
Yocci laughs at you again and lets another lift up from deep in the core of her, close to her Warm Heart and Fertile Womb. This one is quicker but what it lacks in volume, it makes up for in potency and the double-fermented food-stuff in this case holds something almost like cheesy veggies. There is always her scent under it though and that's what really gets you feeling funny and makes you want to get away and yet . . . and yet . . .
>>"Yocci Please . . . Stop!"
Your hesitation and the waver in your voice is humiliating.
>>"Are you going to keep making memes and art of me riding Red-Rocket Anon?"
>>"That wasn't me!"
>>"Really? It wasn't? Oh well, too bad."
She belches in your face once more.
>>"Ahhhhh! Hah! No! Why are you like this? You muted your stream last time you burped live!"
>>"Yeah, I have some class Anon, would I just allow myself to burp freely on line when I know the effect it has on People? It'd be like doing porn for me."
She watches as you grow thoughtful and you struggle again as she does a quick one that she holds back before dropping her head down to blow this one right into your nostrils.
Your cry in response to it hitting your frontal-lobe is the sound of a breaking will.

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>>22430046
God she's cute

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>>22429400
>>22429521
Remove the s at the end.

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But does it beat her senpai's?

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>>22428618
7 minutes to take a shit? She needs more fibre.

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That's gross... I want to smell it.

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>>22430855
Yeah same, chuuba burps are the ultimate geppu moe. Too bad it's hard to keep track of them all. Haachama has more than one spread across her ASMR streams and cooking experiments, and Rikotan is hidden gem when it comes to cutesy bursts of air, but that's all I know.

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>>22428618
now thats a ripper

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>>22430021
sui piss alchemist

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>>22428618
Women always fart loud as shit

[Anonymous No.]

Damn, that was fucking massive. What caliber of ass is this girl packing?

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>>22428618
Clearly a chair, but nevertheless, I lol'd.

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>>22430021
Niggers

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>>22430046
I fuckin laughed so hard ye

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>>22428618
if that's her fart she's gotta be overweight as fuck

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>>22430990
She only beats her senpai on the scale

[Anonymous No.]

blessed braaaaap now give me the divine water

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>>22428618
A brap to even surpass Mori's!

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>>22430046
Didn't deny it and laughed it off, so cute

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No one fart after poop

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>>22433487
That's when mine are the most powerful

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>>22433487
have you ever pooped before?

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>>22428618
hot

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>>22429342
Did she say she took a shit or did everyone just assume she did because of the long break?

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>>22428618

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Yo, what's going on he-

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everyone stop what you're doing and take a few minutes to imagine the smell

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>>22437513

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okay now we need to revive /ringo/

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>>22429812
>Is Hololive secretly monopolizing all of the braptubers?
there's that one ENvtuber that's popped up before here, the one that's gone through a dozen different identities in the last year...

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>>22428502

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>>22428618
>Not a single timestamp in the comments
Man you people are pussy

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>>22438490
She applied to Niji and got rejected 4 times, with the latest rejection causing her to delete everything (again).

[CAN YOU IMAGINE THE SMELL No.]

>>22428618
>>22430046
BBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP snnnnniiiiiiffffffffffff...oh yes my dear....sssnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff....quite pungent indeed...is that....dare I say....sssssssnniff...eggs I smell?......sniff sniff....hmmm...yes...quite so my darling....sniff....quite pungent eggs yes very much so .....ssssssssssssssnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiffffff....ah yes...and also....a hint of....sniff....cheese.....quite wet my dear....sniff...but of yes...this will do nicely....sniff.....please my dear....another if you please....nice a big now.... BBBBBBRRRRRRRAAAAAAAPPPPPPPFFFFFFFFLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPFFFFFF Oh yes...very good!....very sloppy and wet my dear....hmmmmm...is that a drop of nugget I see on the rim?...hmmmm.....let me.....let me just have a little taste before the sniff my darling.......hmmmmm....hmm..yes....that is a delicate bit of chocolate my dear....ah yes....let me guess...curry for dinner?....oh quite right I am....aren't I?....ok....time for sniff.....sssssnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff.....hmmm...hhhmmmmm I see...yes....yes indeed as well curry......hmmm....that fragrance is quite noticeable....yes.....onion and garlic chutney I take it my dear?.....hmmmmm....yes quite..... BBBBBBRRRRRRRRPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTT Oh I was not expecting that…that little gust my dear….you caught me off guard…yes…so gentle it was though…hmmmm…let me taste this little one…just one small sniff…..sniff…ah….ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffffff…and yet…so strong…yes…the odor….sniff sniff…hmmm….is that….sniff….hmmm….I can almost taste it my dear…..yes….just…sniff….a little whiff more if you please…..ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffff…ah yes I have it now….yes quite….hhhhmmmm…delectable my dear…..quite exquisite yes…..I dare say…sniff….the most pungent one yet my dear….ssssnnnnniiiifffffffffffffffffffffff….yes….

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>>22437513

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Kobo's face is viscerally disgusting

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>>22428618
>>22428502
>kobo's fart cloud

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>>22439927

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>>22428502
yeah in my mouth

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>>22428618
As a brapfag, I can confidently say that was her chair, but I am interested in that long toilet break before the time stamp.

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>>22428618
>>22430046
At this point I need femanon to fart on camera so I can check what it sounds like because these don't sound like farts to me but idk.
First one sounds like a chair dragging and the other sounds like roboco bumped the mic. It would be a softer sound if she farted this has a sharp metallic sound to it

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>>22428618
>>22428502
>I want the deadcuck audience

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>>22445752
There’s barely any dead beats in /ringo/, but have fun with your meme

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>>22445322
Those are correct analysis, but in Robocco's case, her reaction kinda betrays her. It implies she must silently rip ass constantly during streams.

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she truly is the most gangsta idol

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>>22445322
>a sharp metallic sound
It's Roboco, what did you expect?

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>>22435701
Check 29:22! She did say she feels mules when panicking, "mules" means that funny feeling on your stomach signalling you to take a shit. Chat immediately went wild after she said that.

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>>22451344
We seriously need a chuuba that does stomach gurgles ASMR. This Noel moment here is super cute and super hot.
https://youtu.be/UzgkXcWYyT8

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>>22428618
YAB