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22275259 No.22275259 [Reply] [Original]

Anon let's say hypothetically you're a 0 viewer chuuba. Hypothetically how do you deal with someone trying to use you as a therapist? Like if someone came in your 0 viewer stream and said something along the lines of "Yeah my wife died recently and you remind me so much like her" and proceeds to go on and on about their wife? What do you do in the worst case scenario where they send money and become an active chatter?

Hypothetically by the way : - )

>> No.22275341

>>22275259
You’re their wife now

>> No.22275654

>>22275259
>Yeah my wife died recently
LEEEEEEEEEEEEET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.22275773

"Not the place for this, dude."
Then if they continue, ban them.

>> No.22276172

"haha, same"
works every time

>> No.22276228

You should marry him

>> No.22276243

Take the money until your channel grows enough. Then ban them and act as if they are creeps and you are the victim.

>> No.22276260

>>22275259
Just pretend to be their wife, bear his children and be a happy family then.

>> No.22276558

"i dont give a fucking shit, im not ur fucking hero. im just some sweaty fucking nerd sitting in a fucking basement playing computer, you can go fuck urself. im not ur fucking hero. go find fucking another hero, are you fucking stupid or what?"

>> No.22277023

just ignore them, this is a vital skill all indies know and follow for the most part when a viewer goes full retard. they will usually get the hint.
it's best if you establish clear boundaries early and often because schizos are much more noticeable in small chats and become a decently-sized problem when unchecked. they can actually drive away new viewers because they may feel intimidated by the retard spamming in chat. if you feel yourself "too kind" to ignore or block them, you're hurting both yourself and the chatter.

>> No.22277074

>>22275259
"On one hand, it's flattering to hear I remind you of someone you loved. And it's also great to see how much you adored her!!
On the other hand, I'm not a therapist and thus can't really help you with this you know?
I mean this in the most sincere way I can. Moving on is obviously hard as hell and all but doing something like this probably isn't good for you."
Something along those lines, perhaps?

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22277172

>>22277074
I-I..

>> No.22277228

>>22277074
Nah she should just yell LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO and dab on his dead wife

>> No.22277377
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22277377

>>22277074
cringe
>>22277228
based

>> No.22277462

Corpse Bride watchalong.

>> No.22277714

>>22275259
Probably try and get the guy to kill himself after donating all his money.

>> No.22278091

>>22277074
don't say these exact words or you'll come off as too harsh to someone that's probably on edge and might go on to be a psycho towards you. Instead make up a story of a lossed loved one and talk about how talking to a therapist/councilor helped you process the emotions. Try to come off as incompetent by telling them you've never had these discussions with you being on the advice giving end but you're sorry about their loss.

>> No.22278188
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>>22275259
Unchecked schizos/simps can ruin a small channel if you aren't careful. Just look at how much damage it's done to Fallenshadow (who's already a good bit over a 3view) to have her idiot mods completely dominate chat interaction while the audience sits in a corner.

Ultimately I think >>22277074 has the right of it. Let him down as gently as possible. If he keeps it up and you don't have the heart to just block him, just take tips from how bigger streamers handle things - politely thank him for the donation and move on without mentioning the content of it. That's like, if he's actually donating and trying to give back. If he's just spamming your chat as a greyname then suck it up and block him. It fucking sucks to do people like that but you've no obligation to hurt yourself by enabling him.

>> No.22279143

>>22275259
Lead him on and take his money until you have a more normal audience of paypigs and then just block him

>> No.22279549

>>22275341
FPBP

>> No.22279676
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22279676

How many 20-somethings have dead wives anyway? How many have dead wives and actively go looking for 0-view pussy to groom?

>> No.22279809

>>22275259
Do just what the average Vtuber would do: respond like you care to enhance the parasocial relationship experience and groom yourself a paypiggie.

>> No.22280353

>>22279676
Who said anything about 20-somethings? If anything this hobby skews older among the demographics of male viewers.

>> No.22280427

Homo homini deus.

>> No.22281272
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>>22280353
>men in their 50s go into the streams of 18 year old girls and tell them they'd look prettier if they looked like their ex-wife

>> No.22281608

>>22275259
But I'm a dude..

>> No.22282909

>>22281608
Maybe your hobbies or personality are similar, then.

>> No.22283156

>>22281608
Too bad, you are now the lost twin of his wife all the same

>> No.22285387

>>22275259
Ignore

>> No.22287306

>>22281608
too bad

>> No.22289342

>>22281608
show me your bussy

>> No.22289604

>>22283156
I feel like there was a roman emperor who lost his shit and made his wife's brother dress up as her.

>> No.22289649

>>22275259
Hell yeah my dude, POG!!

>> No.22289674

>>22275259
Ban them on the spot to avoid later problems.

>> No.22290095

>>22279143
You'll never have a normal audience if you enable schizos. You'll end up a kiki or fallenshadow. Maybe that's what you want but know that's the way you're headed out you don't curb schizos early.

>> No.22290123
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>>22275259
"Who are you talking to?"

>> No.22290139

>>22275259
Read the message out loud and start laughing uncontrollably

>> No.22290457

>>22290123
hi chumbud

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>>22290457
>Bajs aren't weebs
Heeeeeeyyyyyyy

>> No.22293817

>>22289604
Not exactly
That was nero, who killed his wife, then got a young boy (sporus) castrated and made him dress up as his wife
trannied a child after killing his wife, but whats worse is that when nero died, his sucessors all took sporus as a wife too untin vitelus the fat cunt wanted him raped at the coliseum so he killed himself
Quite sad honestly

>> No.22293848

99% of people who are in stream chats (chuuba or not) are barely human, I could never deal with them.

>> No.22294313

>>22293848
talk about projecting anon

>> No.22294328

>>22294313
If you disagree you're one of them.

>> No.22295132

>>22275259
Immediately mention that it's a pre-recorded stream.

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