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What is the final yab?

>> No.22236024

>>22235977
The first Holo to kill herself, who is it gonna be?

>> No.22236042
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22236042

Everyone talks about the final tab, but no one asks about the first yab

>> No.22236058

>>22236024
Shion

>> No.22236083

>>22235977
Suicide, or sex scandal, something like sex for favours.

>> No.22236086

>>22235977
It will be discovered that all Holos are regularly getting fucked by one man (me).

>> No.22236128

none, we've already proven that no yabs matter

>> No.22236194

YouTube guts their monetization

>> No.22236210

>>22236042
first yab was chris

>> No.22236230

>>22236042
Earliest big yab I can remember is mel manager drama

>> No.22236263

>>22235977
pekora exposed for reading an elden ring guide, miko calling her a cheater, holo on holo violence, doxx then fanwars irl

>> No.22236358

>>22236263
This would at most get pekora and miko graduated for the doxxing if it went that far

>> No.22236364

>>22235977
If there was one, it would have to be something earth shattering, like the girls or YAGOO being involved in a drug or prostitution ring.

>> No.22236527

>>22235977
A deranged fan of Rushia builds a crude pipe bomb and while posing as a deliveryman enters Hololive HQ and drops off a package that explodes minutes later. While the building survives a number of staff are seriously wounded and a number of talents go on indefinite leaves of absence.
Rrats swirl that they were among the ones caught up in the bombing while others have them in hiding fearing the Rushia Bomber would use Doxx materials to deliver similar attacks.

>> No.22236571

Yagoo grooming scandal

>> No.22236622

>>22236364
>>22236571
I cant believe yagoo is using the girls as drug miles and the boys as cheap holes...

>> No.22236660

me

>> No.22236691

>>22236527
This, then we would get a Netflix documentary about the dangers of idol culture and how it enables incels and vtubers would be considered socially unacceptable in the west.

>> No.22236715

With how many schizos in this "hobby" I'm surprised that there still hasn't been a crime of passion or hate
All it takes is one guy with a sharp tool and we know how crazy otakus are

>> No.22236727

>>22235977
Leak of all inside documents from hacked A-chan PC.

>> No.22236763

>>22236527
Unironically Kino, too bad I live in luxembourg and not japan, I would do that just for the story.

>> No.22236892

>>22235977

It aint 3d models its facecams.

>> No.22236975

>>22235977
It'll be the ultimate yab. A super yab. A yab so yab it consumes all other yabs in a great yabcalypse.
It'll be such an unimaginable yab, we're incapable of imagining its sheer yabness. We cannot fathom, yet alone visualise it. Just conceptualising the final yab is an ongoing task involving thousands of mathematicians, psychologists and physicists from dozens of different countries.
It is possible that the final yab will never truly be known, never truly identified. We may only be able to narrow it down to certain probabilities. Quantum timelines containing the final yah, spontaneously appearing in the foam of reality only to disappear again in an instant.

>> No.22237040

>>22236024
Holo? Doubt there's anyone who could do it, maybe Kronii, but holos generally have very good managers who make sure their physical and mental health is okay.

First NijiEN?
Either Mysta or the troon.

>> No.22237079

>>22237040
>Kronii
yeah, I also wanted to """kill myself""" when I was in middle school

>> No.22237123

yagoo's name backwards

>> No.22237135

>>22235977
Waif few months when rushia will do suicide and there'll be your final yab

>> No.22237142

When we all finally become light

>> No.22237161

>>22237079
You dont think about it from time to time?
Pathetic.

>> No.22237162

>>22237135
would anyone even remember her in a few months?

>> No.22237167

>>22235977
Pekora
>does not enjoy collabs
>enjoys infamy
>gets fuckloads of money, retirement dollars
She's not going to graduate and have a month of collabs and a friendly sendoff when she decides she wants to stop working. She's going to figure out what the most nuclear yab possible is and committ it as her resignation letter.

>> No.22237168

>>22235977
I finally go outside

>> No.22237199

When a Holojp member collabs with a vshojo member

>> No.22237370

>>22237199
Do any of the vshoujos even speak rudimentary-level Japanese?

I could see something like Mousey showing up on Calli's "tea time" along with Lui or something.

But that wouldn't be excessive yab for non-/vt/ autists.

>> No.22237371

>>22237161
You don't think about it on a daily basis?
Pathetic.

>> No.22237430

>>22237370
Vei said she and the other Vshojo girls were taking Japanese lessons

>> No.22237577

>>22237370
I believe most of them know some level of japanse they did collab with kizuna ai and friends, I believe some of the are even friends with some of holo jp

>> No.22237583

>>22237167
I do enjoy the idea of any chuba starting up a zatsudan, cheerily greeting everyone, and then introducing her fiancé to her fans. 'Yeah, he gets to fuck me every night! Has been for the paat three years! And now we'll marry! Thank you for your superchats, we can finally afford a house! Also, I'm graduating! Bye, suckers!'

>> No.22237669

>>22237370
Nyanners understands japanese and watches jp holos, she's a big fan of Korone. She has trouble speaking it though. Nyan and Mousey are taking japanese classes together and have been for months. Maybe some of the other girls too, I don't know for sure. I wouldn't completely rule out the possibility of a holoJP member eventually appearing on speak of the devil if vshojo continues to grow.

>> No.22237766

>>22237161
>>22237371
You still haven't killed yourself?
Pathetic

>> No.22237888

>>22237669
i think mouse said she wants to invite more holos on her talk show so she might end up with holojp

>> No.22238186

>>22236083
>Something like sex for favours
It already happened lmao(Hitomi Chris)

>> No.22238739

>>22235977
Holostars VIP prostitution ring

>> No.22238795

What if the final yab has already happened?

>> No.22238863

>>22238739
You think Yagoo samples them?

>> No.22238904

>>22236024
Sana, after all the bullying.

>> No.22239746

>>22236263
I can see that happening

>> No.22239969

>>22236058
this but unironically

>> No.22240581

>>22236727
99% of those "documents" are vore and Sora porn, sometimes both

>> No.22241410

>>22240581
>vore and Sora porn, sometimes both
very based, I'd love to take a look at A-chan's personal porn stash

>> No.22242136

>>22235977
that none of this is real, and you need to wake up anon, wake up from this nightmare, i'm trying my best to hack the mainframe to free you, but "they" are smarter than we thought, it'll take some time

>> No.22242340
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>>22235977
Russia demilitarizing Japan

>> No.22242360

>>22238795
An entire branch getting nuked because of a single word.

>> No.22242555

>>22236024
Could been rushia

>> No.22242972

>>22237577
>vshojo being friends with some of HoloJP
people use the word friend like it means nothing nowadays, at best it would be acquaintances from being in the same discord server

>> No.22243077

Nimu getting to be the most subscribed vtuber and then Japs consider vtubing cringe, Holo gets lesser money and go in bankrupt.
And then nimu joins NijiES

>> No.22243886
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>>22235977
Holos orgy being leaked

>> No.22244967

>>22236024
Hopefully kronii

>> No.22246742

JAV from the past
Like honker's VA from love live

>> No.22247003

>>22242972
That would arill make them close enough to at feel comfortable to collab

>> No.22248324

>>22235977
holoen males

>> No.22248387

>>22235977
Miko invites Yagoo to play GTA.

>> No.22249395

>>22235977
Fubuki leaving

>> No.22249459

>>22235977
Marine getting arrested for coke possession.

>> No.22250833

>>22236024
me

>> No.22251226
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22251226

>>22235977
the mouse buying cover but only hire the bakemono vtubers and the humans are fired on the spot

>> No.22251311
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22251311

Gura will leak that she ate "me

>> No.22251516

>>22251311
god I wish that were me

>> No.22251617

>>22235977
Kronii shoots up the Hololive offices while most Holos are there.

>> No.22251670

Gura will drop the n word and myth will finally die

>> No.22251853

>>22236763
You sound like a 13 year old edge kid

>> No.22251927

>>22251853
Fanbase reflects oshii

>> No.22252196

>>22237583
Devilish. Writing your name in history by single-handedly destroying the entire industry like that.

>> No.22252771

>>22251853
>crying about a joke meme post
you have the emotional stability of a toddler.

>> No.22252801

>>22235977
~~Vox has a gf~~

>> No.22253087

>>22235977
They survived their top two earners leaving under very different, but both very negative reasons. There will never be a final yab. It'll just slowly fade away and die off like every other internet fad.

>> No.22253195 [DELETED] 

>>22236263
Ah another elden ring faggot your game is trash bdw

>> No.22253879

Aqua has a BF that is fucking her everyday also she is just larping as a dumb onion

>> No.22253954

>>22235977
A megacorpo buying Cover

>> No.22254010

>>22235977
YABBA DABBA DOO

>> No.22254108

>>22235977
Gura finally admits to being a Nazi sympathizer

>> No.22254192

>>22236024
Hopefully Aqua

>> No.22254361

>>22236715
It will happen one day. Probably in japan, but that kind of beastiality wouldn't surprise me coming from an indog or chink either.

>> No.22254520

>>22237199
That would cause a meltdown here, but nobody would care anywhere else.

>> No.22254999

>>22236024
unironically? haachama.
we've seen what happens when her head goes to those dark places, if the schizo arc happened in australia and not in japan where her family can keep their eyes on her, she would've definitely hung herself

>> No.22255146
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>>22235977
The realization that Hololive is a tech company that made sentient AI. Afterwards mankind will die in nuclear hellfire.

>> No.22255175

nothing ever happens

>> No.22255568

>>22236527
>crude pipe bomb
Are there any sophisticated pipe bombs

>> No.22255754

Final yab is the friends we made along the way

>> No.22255917

>>22235977
Probably something like a crucial chuuba like Korone or Pekora graduating

>> No.22256775

>>22255146
Or maybe that Cover kidnapped people and connected them to a big computer called "Hololive" and we are seeing their conscience as anime avatars.

>> No.22257303

>>22256775
That would explain why things have been getting crazier lately...and why the Russians are attacking Ukraine...and why Rushia was dele-

>> No.22257677

>>22238904
God i'd hope so.

>> No.22259121

>>22236715
schizos are cowards by nature.

>> No.22259582
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22259582

>>22237123

>> No.22262585

>>22236024
Kronii.

>> No.22265908
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22265908

Silly anons, the final yabe already happened, we are on chuuba hell at this moment, suffering from the consequences of our own actions and the actions of the one that shall not be named
This our legacy
This is how everything falls apart

>> No.22266652

>>22236042
The first yab was when Kizuna Ai got banned on YouTube for a month because she joked about how she's technically naked.

>> No.22271839

>>22254192
nigger

>> No.22273538

>>22237370
Does Hime even count?

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