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>> No.21994887

Love Gura

>> No.21994896
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21994896

https://twitter.com/gawrgura/status/1512163789789138951

>> No.21994901

weird that she posted a tweet instead of just notify members.

>> No.21994903
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21994903

Gura cute Gura cute!

>> No.21994904

>>21994786
oh thats not a bad idea. i can play and watch too. huahaha... miss guwa...

>> No.21994917
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21994917

Busy shork

>> No.21994920
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21994920

would you?

>> No.21994925

Weird, I keep getting told me she never goes outside or meets with people IRL. Almost like her words and actions have never matched up with that cope theory and more proof comes out every week...

>> No.21994928

i kind of want to tell her im sad on twitter since all these other people are pretending they're fine with it but you just know they aren't fine they're lying all of them are sad too

>> No.21994931
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21994931

Fuck, I work on Sunday

>> No.21994934

>>21994901
anon she tried to make a community post but messed it up... you saw the screenshot... it was real.

>> No.21994939

>>21994920
No.

>> No.21994950

>>21994901
It's possible she was out doing something and decided to log into twitter on her personal phone rather than youtube. She doesn't have data on her hololive phone so I doubt she takes it places

>> No.21994960

chumbuds absolutely
BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
L
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>> No.21994973

>>21994920
That's an abomination that looks nothing like Gura, no.

>> No.21994975
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>>21994925

>> No.21994988

If we don't get something special for 4m, I'll might drop her, gggbros. She's always doing something bts works, but we are literally getting nothing out of those ''works.''

>> No.21994998

>>21994928
but i'm not sad. i'm working and i was going to miss the stream. now i am not going to miss the stream.

>> No.21995002

>>21994928
seriously, why do they do that? “it’s okay sharkie” it’s not okay.

>> No.21995009

>>21994928
I'm disappointed but I am fine with it. If she's still in the middle of something and can't stream there isn't much she can do, at least she kept us updated

>> No.21995015

>>21994925
you're delusional if you think she doesn't have irl friends or a partner, how the hell did she catch covid if she's a shut in like she claims? it's just a character but I'm fine buying into the fantasy

>> No.21995028

Why not move the members stream to her normal time then? We all know why she canceled. If she ain't free at 8pm it's because she is out fucking. No not you

>> No.21995030

>>21994925
she's preparing for the Kiara visit with Ame, buying everything she needs

>> No.21995044

>>21994934
anon........

>> No.21995054

>>21995015
What else did the voices say?

>> No.21995057
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>>21994925
God forbid she goes outside. Good to know that whatever oshi you have, you want her chained to the computer.

>> No.21995059

holy shit this thread is going to be garbage huh. fuckfaces.

>> No.21995066

>he's already resorted to replying to himself
Im gonna leave this thread for a bit. Reminder to ignore the threadshitter

>> No.21995071

>>21994975
Coping chumbuds keep replying that it's bait until the end of time. I'm not even claiming she has a you know what, but it's incredibly clear at this point she withholds a ton of info about her personal life. The lonely neet shit is just an act.

>> No.21995082
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21995082

It's running later than she expected.

>> No.21995098

>>21995028
Yeah not him, me

>> No.21995100

>>21995066
reminder that posts about abandoning the thread are from the shitposters trying to kill the thread.

>> No.21995104

>>21995028
>fucking on her period
are you sure?

>> No.21995107
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>> No.21995111

>>21994925
No one ever said she never goes out, just that she rarely does. Which she has said, multiple times.

>> No.21995113

uh she never said she went outside? what is wrong with you fucking idiots at least use good bait

>> No.21995115

>>21995082
So we need to adjust to to 5-7 + 8? Damn periods are complicated.

>> No.21995121

>>21994901
she already got multiple comments about how shitty youtube is at notifying member's posts, probably wanted to be sure to reach to everyone

>> No.21995130
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>> No.21995145

>>21995121
how dare you anon, that's WAY too reasonable and possible.

>> No.21995157

>>21994988
Don't "bro" me you fickle fuck.

>> No.21995166

>>21995121
that makes sense, since you can retweet and shit

>> No.21995169
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>>21995071

>> No.21995173

love Gura simple as.

>> No.21995178

>>21995002
You can be said but still acknowledge that it's okay. I'm sad because I wanted to see her but also logically understand and can find other things to do. Also on the bright side I personally prefer ending the week with a chill members stream over a collab so there's that

>> No.21995188
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>>21995173

>> No.21995208
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I for one am glad she actually gets out and about. While it's fun to think of her as a shut in, it's good that she's not. Also inspiration for me as a socially awkward hermit to actually do more.

>> No.21995215

>>21995054
She specifically mentioned that she caught covid from someone that came into contact with her.
If it was just family she would've just said that.

>> No.21995232

>>21995208
Hidden bait

>> No.21995241

>>21994988
you dont actually watch gura, get the fuck out of here, dumb nigger

>> No.21995251

a tanker ship full of chumb bait has tipped over

>> No.21995256

>>21995082
have you cross checked with IRyS's ovulation period? seems like they're syncing up

>> No.21995274
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>> No.21995303

>>21995215
And what else do they say?

>> No.21995317

>>21995232
Uh huh, yep, everything is bait. Well, have fun, chumbuds. Guess I actually should go do all the stuff I was putting off now that there's no stream.

>> No.21995347
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>>21994928
I'm sad that my sharkwife is bleeding out of her cunny and it hurts her, but that's nature.

>> No.21995351

>>21995317
Which means creating more bait

>> No.21995352

Welp seems like Gura has a heavy flow today.
Probably doesnt want to be as feisty as she was yesterday during a members stream.

>> No.21995364
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21995364

Love you Gura, miss you
*chu*

>> No.21995363

>>21994988
she's busy organizing the overwatch collab as we speak! making the thumbnails is taking longer than expected. Too bad Kronii won't use hers since she'll use some excuse for why she can't stream her POV

>> No.21995369

>>21995015
She caught Covid from the guy she is fucking and it's obvious but cumbuds still denied. How else would she get it if she is a shut in? I'm a realistic cumbud

>> No.21995383

>>21994901
Youtube is shitty with notifications. It's better this way.

>> No.21995402

>>21995369
Did you see anything else in crystal ball?

>> No.21995405

>>21995369
idk if it's a guy, could be a girl too
that's my personal cope though

>> No.21995412

>>21995104
Some girls do that, it's gross but they do. She could just be spending time with him. Maybe giving a bj or getting some anal

>> No.21995426
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>> No.21995428

>>21995405
its me actually.

>> No.21995444

Teacucks are so obsessed with their cuckold fetish that they raid the threads just to cuckpost.

>> No.21995445

>>21995412
Are you sure she's not just at the dentist or some shit?

>> No.21995446

>>21995405
I can't believe we're being cucked by a granny bros...

>> No.21995447

>>21995369
>>21995412
i wish i was getting my red wings with gura...
life isn't fair bros

>> No.21995456
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i can hear the typing

>> No.21995466

>>21995121
How do people not know by now that YT only sends out notifications for member posts, not when the stream goes live. It's been like this forever and some people still act surprised

>> No.21995475

>>21995369
Her parents, which has always been the only theory with evidence behind it

>> No.21995479

>>21995445
why would a shark go to the dentist? they've got the infinite teeth glitch

>> No.21995489
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21995489

feet

>> No.21995497

>>21995466
anon, the problem is that the notifications for member posts are also unreliable.

>> No.21995504

>>21995446
remember how she fucked over 'granny' once her family 'surprise visited' her. Never ended up hearing the conclusion to lonely granny arc with the present she was planning for her

>> No.21995505

>>21994925
>I keep getting told me

>> No.21995523

>>21995405
Lol, it's not a girl. She loves cock and gets fucked all the time. Not by any of you

>> No.21995524

Baitposters itt have lost all their logic, it's actually incredible, took some time off this place and I can finally see it

>> No.21995533
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21995533

When the other EN girls have to move something, do their splits get inundated with tards throwing out obvious bait like this? I'm not the most avid vt user but it seems to happen anytime Gura cancels or moves a stream.

>> No.21995539

>>21995475
if it was her parents she would've mentioned parents instead of 'someone'. Her parents live far away too so I doubt they visited her and happened to have covid at the same time.

>> No.21995552

>>21995523
You're certain of this. You read the stars?

>> No.21995557
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21995557

Why are people being mean to my cute daughterwife Gura
She's on her period, let her rest

>> No.21995556

>>21995178
The reason I don't like that the members stream was rescheduled to Sunday is because Gura will ghost us afterwards like she does every time she does a Sunday members stream.

>> No.21995565

>>21995479
She mentioned her teeth hurt the other day.

>> No.21995566

>>21995445
So then why can't she move it to 8 or 9pm?

>> No.21995585
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>> No.21995587

>>21995523
Proof?

>> No.21995590

>>21995533
The same shitposters hop to different generals but they focus mostly here because it's the easiest to shitpost in.

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>> No.21995604

>>21995539
You're absolutely positive about this? Final anwer?

>> No.21995605

>>21995566
Because Sana is playing Kirby and she wants to watch

>> No.21995614

>>21995497
I get a notification for every member posts. Just not when the stream goes live.

>> No.21995616

>>21995533
Yes, just less of it and it people get bored quicker

>> No.21995628

>>21995533
>When the other EN girls have to move something, do their splits get inundated with tards throwing out obvious bait like this?
no

>> No.21995631

>>21995614
i don't. many other people don't. member post notifications are not reliable.

>> No.21995640

>>21995556
She has a stream not even 48 hours after the member stream, you smelly little genuis you.

>> No.21995643

>>21995566
well, you know, when you've something done to your teeth, it REALLY FUCKING HURTS for a while after. At least I get irritated as fuck and don't wanna speak or do anything.

>> No.21995644

>>21995604
Idk what my answer is but it's not her parents
not saying it's a bf or anything, could just be an IRL friend, shocking i know

>> No.21995651

>>21995497
It took me a long time to realize the only way to get notifications for member's posts on desktop is to get the mobile app and turn on notifications there too. It's bullshit

>> No.21995653

Gura does NOT have a BF
No self-respecting man would let her live the way she does, she needs to be taken care of like a child

>> No.21995658

>>21995533
>bait is something I don't like, it doesn't matter if the poster actually believes it
Retard

>> No.21995679

>>21995566
For the same reason she didn't schedule the stream at 8PM in the first place?

>> No.21995677

>>21995651
i did. they are still unreliable. the member post notification technology as a whole is broadly unreliable.

>> No.21995691

>>21995653
I'd let my gf live like that but mostly because I'm a 30 yo kissless virgin

>> No.21995697 [SPOILER] 
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How did she get away with this?

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this image triggers the schizos

>> No.21995706
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21995706

shout out to the art anon who did my request

>> No.21995707

>>21995643
She isn't at the fucking dentist you retard. This is more cope from you because you don't wanna admit that she is ditching you for some guy

>> No.21995710

>>21995644
And that's what you're going with? It's an absolute?

>> No.21995715

>>21995640
hope we get 2 schedule weeks in a row then

>> No.21995730

SHE IS MAKING 6 OVERWATCH THUMBNAILS
THEY ARE TAKING TIME BECAUSE SHE'D EDITING THEM SO EACH MEMBER HAS A DIFFERENT CHARACTER AS A BODY
PLEASE UNDERSTAND THAT MY SHARK IS HARD WORKING

>> No.21995748

>>21995730
ty gooruh

>> No.21995755
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>>21995653
i'm her boyfriend and i do let her live that way. see this picture i took

>> No.21995768
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Is goop goop kill?

>> No.21995771

She tweeted it from her iPhone. Yep she's out with a dude

>> No.21995775

>>21995730
>doing this 2 days in advance
dyrbi

>> No.21995779

>>21995768
she got better

>> No.21995780

>>21995691
And that's the reason you'll continue in that state

>> No.21995782

>>21995710
Yea seems sound to me, it'd be more concerning if her family caught it as they're older and more at risk. I don't want shark mom to suffer.

>> No.21995783

>>21995707
You're certain of this? You read it in your tea leaves maybe? Can you post them?

>> No.21995793

>>21995601
cute

>> No.21995797

>>21995755
Redbull doko?

>> No.21995803

>>21995707
i am not even the initial anon you were talking to you fucking dumb retarded imbecile. holy shit, please do not ever reproduce

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>>21995768
Kill forevar

>> No.21995818
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cutes t shart

>> No.21995823

>>21995771
You're certain?

>> No.21995824

>>21995771
yeah, me

>> No.21995839

>>21995775
Well she has Bae collab tomorrow, so today is the only chance she has to work on the OW collab stuff. Maybe some fancy props too if she's feeling motivated.

>> No.21995842

what's the deal with this member's post that people keep alluding to but NO ONE has been able to post? are people just believing made up shit with no proof yet again?

>> No.21995868

>>21995533
Idk about other splits but I know global is getting the same shit posted there

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>> No.21995875

See you real chumbuds in 24 hours and baitniggers and schizos should go neck themselves

>> No.21995882

Two cuckposters at the same time?
That's new
And i just remembered that some shitty facebook group got killed

>> No.21995886

>>21995697
Honestly I dropped her and couldn't stomach even thinking about her anymore after that. Also I'm not thinking about her right now either but this thread is my ww.google homepage so I'm forced to post

>> No.21995892

>>21995783
>>21995803
Yes I'm certain and not dumb enough to believe that she is really a lesbian or isn't ditching people for some penis. It's called being realistic so I don't get attached.

>> No.21995903

>>21995658
Lol they dont believe in dick

>> No.21995930
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>>21995870
that was fake bro

>> No.21995932

Almost at the same time
Discord huh?

>> No.21995936

>>21995892
You are? Gonna share you horoscope with us, anon?

>> No.21995941

>>21995842
She didn't make a members post. Not sure what these retards are thinking about.

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>

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>>21995533
the reason they do it here is because chumbuds are pretty much universally known to be the dumbest vtuber fans and thus are the easiest prey. the fact that they're also both the most overly sensitive and the most degenerate only amplifies the effect, you get more "bang for your buck" shitting /ggg/ than you would, say, the amelia watson thread.

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How are we feeling chumbuds?

>> No.21995997

>>21995892
Coping using schizophrenia to not get attached* ftfy. What a weak mind that you have to resort to lie to your own brain.

>> No.21996000

>>21995932
It's the greyniggers because Gura tweeted it instead of members post

>> No.21996022
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Let’s say, you’ve been a bad chumbie. Let’s say, hypothetically, you’ve been a naughty chumbie even, ok, and if you were a naughty chumbie you would also be my dirty little slut right? Then hypothetically speaking you would be my little chumslut. Now let’s say that you’re also gura’s boy, now that we’ve established you’re both a bad chumbud and gura's boy, then I believe you’d agree with me when I say that you deserve a spanking, am I not correct? A bad chumbie deserves a spanking and as I am gura, you are my chumbie, so I am the one who must provide punishment.

>> No.21996042

>>21995993
Feeling alright, doing drawing reps. Waiting for tomorrow's stream.

>> No.21996045

>>21996022
not now mommy

>> No.21996054

>>21996022
yes chef please

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sorry fellas our wedding is running longer than expected

>> No.21996089

>>21995993
I'm feeling like invading other EN holos' splits to shitpost because I'm mad to be cucked again by gura, honestly

>> No.21996094

>>21996022
How it is called the pleasure for pain?
BDSM? masochism?

>> No.21996101

>>21995930
how do you know that?

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wow, it's even worse than I expected. I only left for a few minutes and there's been 70 more posts. I just find it funny at this point.

>> No.21996114

>>21995993
I'm good, I don't really care because I'm playing some DbD. Shame she rescheduled it on a work day for me though.

>> No.21996116

>>21996022
she was so hot yesterday. I'm going to go rewatch the vod

>> No.21996120
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g'night chumbos

>> No.21996128

>>21995984
Mori?

>> No.21996129

>>21996089
You're positive she isn't at the vet with her cat?

>> No.21996146

>>21996128
kek

>> No.21996178

>>21996108
poyo

>> No.21996193

>>21996120
night bud

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>>21995533
i engage schizos because it's funny

>> No.21996207

>>21996129
I doubt that, and if you think she's going to actually stream on sunday I don't even have a word to describe how overloaded on hopium you are

>> No.21996212
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I miss her... I'm going to go to bed and cuddle my 140cm body pillow and give it kisses

>> No.21996214

>super paranoid
>constantly cancelling streams
>distant from her fans
She's getting piped, isn't she?

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21996216

What should I eat today chumbuds?

>> No.21996222
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21996222

I'm in love with Gura!

>> No.21996239

>>21996216
Lead.

>> No.21996246

>>21996216
steak and potatos or
burger and fries

>> No.21996249

>>21996214
she's been getting piped literally since debut anon, there isn't a slowpoke slow enough for figuring it out just now

>> No.21996255

>>21996216
chicken tacos

>> No.21996263

>>21996207
You are completely certain that she isn't browsing wall paint colors at Home Depot?

>> No.21996264
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hii chumbies, this is gura! i love you guys so much, i hope you enjoy the members only stream
i hope you are doing your best so you can achieve your dreams

>> No.21996282

>>21996216
>>21996239
FRBR, if you're a chumbud you should definitely just kill yourself now

>> No.21996285

>>21995892
so you think she's a hetero slut then?
you're as bad as the ones believing in the bf rrats

>> No.21996300

>>21996214
n-no...

>> No.21996309

>>21996214
>>21996249
You're absolutely certain of this? Can you share the chicken viscera you used for divination?

>> No.21996311

Guras collab with Bae is at midnight.....
Fuck....

>> No.21996312

>>21996216
fresh cunny

>> No.21996315

did I miss a tweet or something
I could swear there was a mem stream scheduled today

>> No.21996326

>>21996214
All the sexual innuendo she inserts into streams isn't exactly the hallmark of a virgin for sure.

>> No.21996334

>>21995533
Baitposters kneel to the deadbeat jannies.

>> No.21996340

>>21996216
salman

>> No.21996346

>>21996264
I don't have any dreams gura... I just want you.

>> No.21996347

>>21996315
>did I miss a tweet or something
https://twitter.com/gawrgura/status/1512163789789138951

>> No.21996354

>>21996315
>not a new ip

>> No.21996357
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>>21996315

>> No.21996359

>>21996214
Yeah, me

>> No.21996388

>>21996326
she's terminally online from a young age. It's not that weird

>> No.21996394

>>21996315
you and your kind got cucked again, I know it's standard operating procedure for chumbuds but people here are melting down anyway since the people who like gura have nothing better to do with their lives

>> No.21996399
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>>21996263

>> No.21996411

>>21996357
lmao get fucked membershrimps

>> No.21996422

>>21996326
You're saying I fuck all the time?

>> No.21996427

>>21996357
stop spoon feeding retards, retard

>> No.21996430

>>21996311
midnight of what time zone chumbud

>> No.21996444

>>21996354
I would take your word for it since I have it turned off
but I just scrolled up to make sure and this is the first post I made this thread

>> No.21996445

Only an hour of bait posts left chumbies. We can endure it.

>> No.21996449
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21996449

Nigga atleast change your writing style

>> No.21996464

>>21996263
Anon she already painted her walls weeks ago. Try to keep up.

>> No.21996466

>>21996326
Anon thinks I fuck...

>> No.21996470

>>21996388
so she's a porn addict instead of a sex haver?
that's based if so

>> No.21996485

>>21996430
The only timezone that matters anon..... the one Gura lives in.

>> No.21996486

>>21996326
Damn, I didn't realize I was chad thunder cock the pussy slayer.

>> No.21996496

>>21996449
he can't
he has a cock on his mind and can't think well

>> No.21996510
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21996510

She's a porn addict alright

>> No.21996513

>>21996464
So you're certain, then? You've ruled out all other possibilities? All of them?

>> No.21996522

>>21996466
>>21996422
if you're a guy then you learn those innuendos from being a coomer brain watching too much porn
different rules for girls

>> No.21996523

>>21996485
thank you friend i use the same time zone

>> No.21996539
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21996539

chumbuds... The bait is getting to me. w-what if they're right and she is getting railed? I never thought myself a unicorn but now thinking of the possibility makes me really sad.
No. No. Gura wouldn't betray us like that... R-right?

>> No.21996555

>>21996522
You sound extremely smart. Please tell us more about girls

>> No.21996559
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>>21996445
i'm not gonna make it... what if they call her lazy?

>> No.21996562

>>21996522
In what world do you learn jokes from porn

>> No.21996566

>>21996539
A /jp/ schizo
This one is new

>> No.21996587
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21996587

what is guras biggest uoh moment?

>> No.21996598

>>21996566
no, I'm just a regular shrimp but it's starting to get to me. Fuck man maybe I need a break from /vt/ and vtubers...

>> No.21996602

I like having memberstream on Sunday.
She should always do them on Sunday

>> No.21996606

>>21996311
Wait what?? Tonight?? FUCK, I GOTTA WORK

>> No.21996608

>>21996539
You really valued this post enough to post it?

>> No.21996616

>>21996427
I could have just checked myself truth be told
but then you wouldn't have a reason to complain
I'm looking out for your finger joints
>>21996394
>your kind
>cucked
>operating procedure
I don't know what to say to this

>> No.21996646

>>21996608
Don't bite chumbie
It's a dogfucker

>> No.21996649

>>21996606
well.... midnight would be tomorrow but I know what you mean.
No on the 9th.

>> No.21996652

>>21996608
Yes... I'm not very smart or well spoken, pls no bully.

>> No.21996655
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21996655

The reason why she can't stream right now is because she's on a train ride with me

>> No.21996689

>>21996655
I made this post btw

>> No.21996695

>>21996652
Next time backspace the entire post and go do an hour of cardio instead.

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21996706

Or you know...she went to bed at 1am after the kirby stream, woke up late and has to do her usual pre-stream stuff at a worse time because of it, thus moving it to the one day on her schedule she had cleared. On top of other things like volunteering and grocery shopping. But what do I know?

>> No.21996708

>>21996539
keep strong chumbie, we'll get through it. we always do. each bait is like a knife in my chest. watching the thread go up in flames makes me sob uncontrollably. but i'm still here guarding the sanctity of this place

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When the same exact posts get posting any time something happens it just becomes amusing to me. There are people out there that hate Gura yet have notifications on for her tweets and revolve their lives around her and chumbuds

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>>21996646
>It's a dogfucker
koronesuki/chumbud here, don't lump us in with shitposters like that

>> No.21996768

>>21996539
It'll only get worse once Holostars EN starts
the idea that a m*le could be having fun in her DMs is making me livid

>> No.21996785

>>21996768
Anyone that makes a post like this doesn't watch Gura

>> No.21996791

>>21996768
Come on dude, Nullrefrepro isn't that bad

>> No.21996793
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21996793

im so sad

>> No.21996807
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21996807

practice mario kart. i'm not asking this time.

>> No.21996812

she's just trying to do normal errands but the her uber rating got lowered due to her piss stench, so she's having trouble getting a ride home.

>> No.21996819

>>21996555
95% of girls lose their v card before 22 in the USA
>>21996562
you don't learn it from porn but it lets you make sex jokes since you become a coomer brain that thinks about it vs virgin girls who don't make them.

>> No.21996830

>>21996785
He's baiting

>> No.21996832

>>21996756
koronesucki newfriend... that's not where the term dogfucker comes from...

>> No.21996860

>>21996751
Its extra sad that some of these people are the very same that claim to love her during the good times, then cuckpost and bitch and scream during times like these.

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>> No.21996862

>>21996791
i dont care how bad they are, it makes me envious

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21996870

>>21996812
kek thanks for the laugh

>> No.21996869

>>21996807
I don't want to pay for the dlc! And Nintendo online sucks!

>> No.21996872

>>21996819
Can you expand more on this notion please? You don't seem to have quite gone to the bottom of it.

>> No.21996888

>>21996513
Yes, anon. She mentioned painting here
https://youtu.be/7mWXVs8nvd8?t=4180
And she mentioned wanting to paint her walls here.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MLGVvZWWQsk&t=1900
Obviously it's not 100% but it's pretty likely she painted her walls already and has no reason to visit Home Depot again that we know of.

>> No.21996900

>>21996751
I don't get it, I mean I also dislike some Vtubers, but I just make youtube ignore their channels and move on, why spend hours shitposting about someone you don't even like?

>> No.21996907
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21996907

>>21996807
You can't make me

>> No.21996908

>>21996785
I know she's shy to initiate stuff with other girls but these fucks who auditioned to try and seduce our girls will force themselves into her DMs.
It makes my heart hurt thinking about it

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>> No.21996956

>>21996900
it takes true love to hate on someone
it's a paradox or some shit

>> No.21996963

>>21996908
Fuck off retard

>> No.21997049

>>21996900
Some people who come here are pretty damn schizo, and some of these people are also fans of Gura. As they say, love and hate are different sides of the same coin.

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>>21996807
>>21996907
lower your guns

>> No.21997052
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>> No.21997062

The only holo who can never give a specific reason on why she's rescheduling/cancelling. Of course she's getting railed.

>> No.21997073

>>21996888
And that was the only possibility. She can't be painting another room, looking for new light fixtures, or just be at the grocery store, correct?

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>>21996900
Success breeds jealousy.

>> No.21997130

>>21996963
There are literally people who auditioned that posted /here/ saying they'll try to seduce the girls if they get in, how are my worries unfounded?
western males will be the yab for holo en

>> No.21997157 [DELETED] 

>>21997062
Better than Amelia "Im pregnant again and have to go get another abolition" Watson i guess

>> No.21997160

>>21997130
You don't watch Gura, leave these threads

>> No.21997179

>>21997062
>>21997157
Now kith.

>> No.21997181

>>21997160
keep deluding yourself

>> No.21997185

>>21996807
Let me in a race and I will

>> No.21997196

would you date a fembud

>> No.21997214 [DELETED] 

>>21997130
You should be more worried about Jake who owns the animal shelter she volunteers at than some future coworker who lives half a world away

>> No.21997236

>>21997196
Absolutely 100% yes. I see no downsides to this question.

>> No.21997241

>>21997196
I'd rape em while watching Gura together

>> No.21997254

>>21997196
No, they aren't Gura

>> No.21997274

>>21997196
depends on her weight and hygiene

>> No.21997276

>>21997196
probably

>> No.21997290

>>21997196
i refuse to date any woman who is not a fan of my favorite vtuber, gawr gura of hololive english first generation ("myth")

>> No.21997292

>>21997196
I don't date anybody. But if I did, sure why not.

>> No.21997306

>>21997274
Lets say they are like average looking and whatever your preferred hygiene level is.

>> No.21997312

>>21997196
Probably if I was attracted to them in other ways too. Would love to meet one!

>> No.21997325

>>21997196
if she's hygienic so probably not

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21997362

>gura will never finish kirby: and the forgotten land
>cancelled today's stream as well
bros there's no way she's going to stick with hololive for the next few years, is there?

>> No.21997376 [DELETED] 

>>21997214
who's jake? Hopefully she wouldn't date a normal but another streamer in holo is on the same status as her and would have access to her 24/7 so it worries me

>> No.21997410

>>21997196
i'm not gay :/

>> No.21997436

>>21997196
only if the fembud does not have a more masculine dick than me

>> No.21997445

>>21997376
Jake from StateFarm
Hes a cool guy.

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>>21997196
Uh.. it really depends on them. People here are either taken, nasty (physically and/or mentally), or have some kind of mental illness. I don't want some bitch trying to castrate me because I glanced at another woman for .0025 of a second.

>> No.21997483

>>21997449
I think the main issue is fembuds are mostly lesbians or bi on a good day.

>> No.21997484

how to meet fembuds?

>> No.21997489

>>21997196
no, I'm still aiming for wizardhood

>> No.21997496

>>21997484
become one

>> No.21997499

>>21997362
retard

>> No.21997527

>>21997499
great post anon, you sure set me straight

>> No.21997528

i believe the OW thumbnail theory
keep working hard goombus!

>> No.21997531

>>21997484
God I wish I knew. All the "fembuds" on places like discord are either men, fake fans, or insufferable cunts.
t. fembud

>> No.21997546

>>21996888
she's still decorating for off-collabs and handcam streams.

>> No.21997547

>>21997196
Not really, we would probably have only Gura has a common interest I don't want to have a GF that knows that deep down she will always lose to a 2D shark girl, its my dark secret

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21997562

Tell me. Why are Gura antis the most retarded subset of """""humans"""""" on the planet?

>> No.21997606
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21997606

Drink water

>> No.21997610

>>21997547
If my fembud doesnt love Gura more than me than I will know shes not right for me.

>> No.21997629

Ok Chumbies, what kind of autism do (You) have? Mine is that I hate regular sized spoons and can only use small ones

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>>21997274

>> No.21997647

>>21997629
i use linux

>> No.21997656

>>21997196
No, I'm married to Gura.

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21997665

>>21997606
I got some new drink mix the other day. It's pretty tasty but there's sugar in it so I can't have too much.

>> No.21997669

>>21997643
>imagine

>> No.21997674

>>21997531
Not sure why but every small community has one ''woman'' who keeps bringing up how much they are a woman but they are actually a man

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>>21997130
>>21997062
>>21997214
>>21997376
psst check this out

>> No.21997678

>>21997643
hummm

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>>21997196
Depends

>> No.21997688

>>21997629
Im watching a video RIGHT NOW that might interest you.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eOU7a1iQC2Y

>> No.21997695

>>21997643
anon...

>> No.21997713

>>21997675
wow he's really fucking her

>> No.21997729

>>21997675
is this real??

>> No.21997733
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21997733

i hope the doomposters here are just baiting
there's no way some of you unironically think that Gura is just being lazy again right? you remember all the times she has proven you wrong right?
you know that her birthday and the 4millian are close and she wants to make something cool for us right?
if you have such poor faith in her maybe you have some kind of mental illness

>> No.21997734

>>21997675
UUUUUUOOOOOOOOHHHHH TAKAGI CUNNY!!!!!!

>> No.21997737

>>21997531
L O N D O N
O
N
D
O
N

Kidding aside, what do you mean by fake fans? Like they only like gura for clout? But she's a fucking cunny, how can liking her be "cool"?

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>>21997196
only if they were a carbon copy of gura, I mean same personality, mannerisms, etc. Also need to be petite

>> No.21997809

>>21997643
How much is this in freedom units?

>> No.21997815

>>21997737
by cosplaying her or doing art to rake in likes from thirstybuds

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>>21997643

>> No.21997846

>>21997629
I get panic attacks so severe they made me derail my life and even just a voice chat with strangers freak me out
Not 100% of the time though, but when it happens Its really fucking rough

>> No.21997853

>>21997809
About 90 pounds give or take

>> No.21997859

>>21997675
I hope the new ''loli ninja'' anime brings more porn, the Takagi ones are really disappointing

>> No.21997870

>>21997674
I met one cute girl on discord who was into cunny but she was 10x more schizo than anyone who has ever posted in /ggg/ and I had to cut contact with her because she was so fucking insane.
I just want another woman to discuss cunny with who I dont think is going to bomb a government building or some shit.

>> No.21997892

>>21997815
I used to care about that then I realized I liked having more Gura content.

>> No.21997896

>>21996311
oh shit?! thank fucking god, I can actually watch it. I have a work dinner that day so I thought I'd miss it

>> No.21997899

>>21997643
h-hi...
huahaha..

>> No.21997930

>>21997870
Kek.

>> No.21997932

>no one talking about the sharkside stream that's currently going on
Are you guys really all just membershrimps?

>> No.21997951

>>21997737
They are either just trying to get attention from people or are just like "oh yea I totally watch Gura" and watch like 1 vod a month or some shit.
I want a real fan who loves her at least 1/10th as much as I do.

>> No.21997961

>>21997932
WE WERE GETING COMFY YOU RETARD
DELETE THIS

>> No.21997977

>>21997932
I unironically had to downgrade because of some fuckery with my card that's STILL not resolved

>> No.21997997

>>21996311
Source?

>> No.21998000

>>21997932
I have an ina membership but she pretty much never does member streams

>> No.21998001

>>21997932
Talking about it in this thread.
>>21988833

>> No.21998039

>>21997932
keep it in the chat leakbud

>> No.21998046

>>21997997
Bae

>> No.21998049

>>21997643
oh?

>> No.21998056

>>21997733
sadly there are chumbs who actually think like that

>> No.21998058

>>21998000
Checked but what does this have to do with gooba?

>> No.21998089

>>21997643
damn, you're a tiny tiny little man. I'm guessing you're an asian twink?

>> No.21998095

>>21997870
>she was so fucking insane
How so? Did she make her own Gura tulpa or something?

>> No.21998102

>>21998058
he asked if we're "really all just membershrimps"

>> No.21998106

>>21998046
Where? She isn't streaming.

>> No.21998133

>>21998056
i doubt it

>> No.21998150

>>21997870
How do you even find girls that are interested in cunny?

>> No.21998148

>>21997932
>leaking the sharkside only masturbation ASMR
DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE

>> No.21998160

>>21998102
Oh god fucking damnit he got me kek

>> No.21998165

>>21998058
oh I'm dumb, she has a tier above membershrimp called sharkside that I forgot about

>> No.21998189

>>21997932
FUCK OFF WE ARE COMFY RIGHT NOW

>> No.21998191

>>21997733
Gura has so many tangible achievements over the past year and a half that you can physically point to that just make these attempts to discredit her when she says she has work to do all the more retarded. Cognitive dissonance is a powerful affliction.

>> No.21998200

>>21998150
go to japan, half the women otaku there are lolicon

>> No.21998204

>>21998106
Her schedule silly boy
>>21998095
no she legit like stalked people and talked a lot about raping actual children and killing small animals as well as was trying to get me to send her videos of me cutting myself and shit.

>> No.21998239

>>21998150
Post cunny and see if they like it. You can gauge their interest by talking about cute and funny anime first if you're a pussy.

>> No.21998253

I want chumbud friends...

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>>21998204
jesas

>> No.21998264

>>21998204
Jesas

>> No.21998272

>>21998150
In cunny discord servers.

>> No.21998282

>>21998204
sounds like an average femmoid.

>> No.21998288

>>21998204
JESAS

>> No.21998295

>>21998272
How do I find those?

>> No.21998319

>>21998204
That sounds like all girls I ever met online I talked to for longer than a month. I am convinced one of them was Mossad, too

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>>21997643
Show dental record and sweat pH

>> No.21998340

>>21998253
But aren't we friends? Brothers in arms under Gura's command? Cunnyseurs taking our craft to the highest level?

>> No.21998347

>>21998204
sounds like she should legitimately be locked up..

>> No.21998349

>>21995768
goop goop is alive and well, in her best shape ever!

>> No.21998355

>>21997870
>who I dont think is going to bomb a government building or some shit.
I don't know bro, that sounds kinda hot.

>> No.21998382

>>21997643
g-gura?

>> No.21998390

>>21998204
All right now I see why you jumped out

>> No.21998392

>>21998204
Sounds like someone who should fucking die

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I would have missed today's member stream due to work, Gura knew and purposely scheduled her period cramps to occur today for my sake. I love you Gura!

>> No.21998398
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>>21998295
You follow anitwitter ecelebs that like cunny, interact with them enough so they eventually invite you to their servers.

>> No.21998411

>>21998382
Gura weighs less.

>> No.21998414

>>21998295
im pretty sure they get nuked fairly often, and everyone that posts in them gets put on a list

>> No.21998425

>>21998347
I thought about reporting her but im no fucking rat and the police and FBI can suck my metaphorical dick.

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>>21998425
fair enough, sounds like she'll kill someone one day and be locked up anyways

>> No.21998479

>>21998295
this! I only had the luck to find cunny groups 2 times in my life and they get deleted so fucking fast, is really funny when you think about it that there's people dedicated to find cunny servers just to report it and they aren't even discord adms

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21998518

if you search for "shark girl" or "guwa" on YouTube it leads you directly to her channel, i just thought that's funny.

>> No.21998527

>>21998394
>I would have missed today's member stream due to work
SHE LOVES (YOU)

>> No.21998545

>>21998527
n-no she did it for me

>> No.21998555

>>21998414
I was in the Mesugaki (tl group) discord to be notified of releases and yes ,that is exactly what happened

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>>21998527
If I don't get to watch Gura, then nobody does.

>> No.21998573

>>21998394
no one cares about your personal schedule you fuck
i bet you're the same type of fag in chat who asks her to stop streaming since they have work in the morning

>> No.21998574

>>21997196
If she's willing to cosplay as Gura during sex, sure

>> No.21998575

how do you find cool not gay/pozzed shithole discords? All the big public ones look like dilation central

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guwa

>> No.21998621

>>21998574
that would be pretty hot...

>> No.21998657

>>21998518
lol

>> No.21998661

>>21998575
>big public ones
There's your problem. Use discord with friends if they're too lazy to use other text or voice chats anymore or small groups of people/niche things. I don't like discord to begin with but that's how I avoided the largest amount of cancer

>> No.21998669

>>21998573
>i bet you're the same type of fag in chat who asks her to stop streaming since they have work in the morning
No, I just stay up and screw my sleep schedule up.
I haven't missed a stream yet though (except for the guerilla miku stream a few weeks ago), and I don't intend to

>> No.21998685

>>21998595
it's only 1 day for now, wait a little more

>> No.21998694

>>21998575
Befriend people outside of discord and get invited into small private ones. Guaranteed to be at least 70% less awful

>> No.21998725

>>21997951
That just feels like a really dumb thing to brag about desu. It reeks of those ironic weebs that wear those ahoge hoodies to show how quirky they are

>> No.21998726

>>21998595
where did arms go

>> No.21998727

>>21998685
Not even, if the Bae collab time is accurate she's streaming in a few hours.

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>>21998479
Anitwitter is quite the rabbithole, factions are at war with eachother regularly.
I wonder if shizu's cunny server is still alive.

>> No.21998731

>>21998661
>>21998694
Fuck I need to find friends that like Gura and other cool stuff

>> No.21998769

>>21998694
????? How do I make friends?

>> No.21998799

Fuck you Gura
You've cancelled one too many members streams
I woke up at ungodly hours for this

Nijis would never do this to their members.

>> No.21998804

>>21998725
anon.... they are women.

>> No.21998818

Im actually glad none of my friends are Gura or vtuber fans. It would be weird talking with them about streams knowing that im madly in love with her and going to marry her one day

>> No.21998849

>>21998727
>>21998204
Anon, Bae's schedule was released before Gura's and when they still didn't have a time for it when Gura released it. The collab isn't on it.

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>>21998769
if you don't have any still from school, then work is really your only option. Or if you're an extrovert, you could try joining some group related to your hobby, but I'm assuming you're not since you're posting here

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>>21998769
I don't fuckin know. I just got lucky and had people approach me first.

>> No.21998865

>>21998200
>lolicon
Lol, those are just their motherly instincts, anon. They think "lolicon" just means finding little girls cute and doting on them.
The ones who are actually pedo dykes (mostly western ones) are all fucking mental.
Case in point >>21998204

>> No.21998913

>>21998818
Don't worry about it bud. I'll make it less akward for you since I'm the one who'll be marrying gura. You can make your chumbud friends now!

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>>21998818
if my friends found out my youtube username.. I wouldn't be able to explain myself. I guess I'd just have to tell them I'm in love with her and hope they don't get too freaked out

>> No.21998979

>>21998865
>They think "lolicon" just means finding little girls cute and doting on them
is.. is that not good enough?

>> No.21998986

>>21998932
This is why I have a separate vtuber only YouTube account.

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>>21998932
>>21998986
You guys don't actually have friends... right?
I'm not the only one who's lonely here... right?

>> No.21999071

>>21998932
"Hey man what's your PSN name?"
Uhhhh...... HardcoreCunnylover2

>> No.21999076

>>21999046
I'm a hikkineet.

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>>21999046
I've had the same extended friend group since highschool that I hang out with.. I get asked to hang out with them almost every weekend, but usually I deny since I'm a hikki and don't like leaving my apartment that often

>> No.21999173

>>21999046
my WoW guild is 80% of my social interaction and the other 20% is work-related...
i guess I didnt count 4chan as a %. I dont think I want to.

>> No.21999209

>>21999071
I don't have anything like that, but if they were smart they could look up my youtube chat + comment history, subs, etc...

>> No.21999231

>>21999046
I have a group of online friends I made about 15 years ago (literally started on this site lmao). I have visited the majority of them in person since and we had a good time. None of that "old friends from school" business or whatever. We got together over mutual interests mainly

>> No.21999244

>>21999046
Nah don't worry I'm also lonely

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>>21999046
I used to have friends but not anymore. It sucks but I don't miss them, they didn't want to do anything with me half the time anyways.

>> No.21999265

>>21999209
make a couple public playlists and they wont dig in much farther.

>> No.21999285 [DELETED] 

Gura is currently busy enjoying Sparks of J*y
if you know what I mean

>> No.21999294

>>21999046
the last time i had "friends" was about 8 years ago

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Last time I had any friends was in school. Drifted apart after realizing we didn't really have much in common and from self-doubt and social anxiety. Tired of being alone, but I have no idea how to make friends I actually like and that like me. Few times I've tried they've ended up being more mentally unstable than I am.

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>>21999046
I haven't had anyone I could really call a friend since middle school

>> No.21999320

>>21998979
>is.. is that not good enough?
The term was originally for males only and came from the novel 'Lolita'. I think you know what happens in it already.

>> No.21999391

>>21999133
I slowly progressed to the point where I'll openly refuse to do things during gura streams even if people ask me, which I don't consider a huge problem because my friends and I still usually have some free time that overlaps, but it's weird because I don't ever talk about what it is I'm doing. It's not because I'm embarrassed about watching her, I've just never talked about things I like this much to anyone. I've never had a reason to. But now I feel like I can't, or at least I can't explain why it's so important to me that it takes precedence over everything else, so they'll directly ask me "So what did you have going on?" and I'll say "Oh just had to something". But on and on for over a year. And the same thing with family. I think at this point they believe I have some actual secret that's way more interesting than the reality.

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Am i the only one who doesn't want friends?

>> No.21999470

>has stuff going on early in the day
>still schedules the stream 3 hours earlier than usual
fucking why?

>> No.21999479

https://streamable.com/51lxs7

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>>21999320
Yeah, I read it in grade 9 for a school project some reason.
I'm saying though if I wanted a lolicon GF, those kinds of japanese girls are sufficient

>> No.21999518

>>21999470
She didn't expect her period to be so bad leave her alone dude....

>> No.21999530

>>21999396
Nah I used to have a personal group of friends that I pretty much cut contact with, these days being alone and focusing on my hobbies brings me more happiness than having friends

>> No.21999534

>>21999470
>>21999285

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gura is dead this time for real

>> No.21999572

>>21999396
Yes, I want a group of bros that'll play games with me and make each other laugh. I've only had that a few times and its always just the best time.

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>>21999391
Wow.. you sound exactly the same as me.
>I slowly progressed to the point where I'll openly refuse to do things during gura streams even if people ask me
I'm the same way.. otherwise I feel like absolute shit thinking about what I'm missing and not being able to catch her live.
I usually either just make up some excuse as to why I can't go or schedule it so I can get home before her stream starts

>> No.21999634

>>21999396
I want someone to play video games with... Everything is coop these days so it's like shoving my lack of friends in my face

>> No.21999653

>>21999470
its obviously cramps anon.

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>> No.21999730

>>21999518
>>21999653
So you're saying she's lying then? Not that I disagree, but seems like the consensus here is she never lies ever. Strange!

>> No.21999742

>>21997643
L O N D O N
O
N
D
O
N

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>> No.21999755

>>21999470
meeting at 8PM? Is your imagination really that bad anon?

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>>21999391
I once got pretty pissed that I would miss a Gura stream because my little sister's car broke down and she was crying like a bitch for help, but of course I can't say no to her.

>> No.21999805

>>21999391
Im the exact same way. I still get to do things with my friends but Im sure they've been wondering what I mean when I say Im busy for the past year and a half

>> No.21999807

>>21999677
>>21999641
You're positive about this? Did someone tell you or did you use astral projection?

>> No.21999808

>>21999634
Same. I played some XCOM 2 with some anons in /hlgg/ a while ago. They seemed nice but no one wanted to do anything once we finished the campaign. I wonder what they're doing nowadays.

>> No.21999815

>>21999396
kinda the same. growing up I always knew that I was not interested in romance and eventually I found out that extended to friendships as well. im content with just being friendly.

>> No.21999838

>>21999730
She never said anything that would contradict this. She's being vague on purpose schizo

>> No.21999851

>>21999730
>>21999755

>> No.21999866

>>21998575
shit post in every discord and the ones you aren't banned in are the good ones

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>>21999815
Yeah, same desu.

>> No.21999896

>>21999815
same bro same

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Nobody cares about your cuckposting, we're lamenting how lonely we are right now shitposters

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>>21999851
>>21999838
Can you please ignore the schizo instead of replying to him? It should be incredibly obvious which posts are his if you have half a brain.

>> No.21999931

>>21999838
>the stuff im doin today is running way later than I expected
That doesn't seem to be equivalent to "I'm not feeling well" in any way. Weird how it's ok for her to lie or "be vague" when it fits the narrative she's a shut in. Very odd!

>> No.21999955

>>21999396
Nope I'm the same too.
Grew up with lots of friends but having to dance and mold your words for others is mentally exhausting. Fuck people and their problems.

>> No.22000001

>>21999485
In that case, carry on. They may not be actual lolicons, but they make caring mothers.

>> No.22000006

>>21999631
Yep that's the same thought process I have where I do feel guilty for refusing other things sometimes, but then I realized I literally will not be able to enjoy it while knowing gura is live, there's no point and I can't focus at all. My problem though is that I never did much else and was pretty much constantly free before I started watching her, so excuses aren't very believable

>> No.22000021

>>22000001
So close...

>> No.22000026

>>21999931
Someone is mad Ame delayed her stream eh?

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>> No.22000054

>>21999931
>narrative she's a shut in
what?
The stuff she is doing is running later than expected and she has meetings after the stream so she can't push it back. Are you some kind of schizo who thinks that can't happen and she's lying? You aren't right?

>> No.22000105

>>22000054
>she has meetings after the stream
Source?

>> No.22000162

>>22000105
There is no source. She has something after the stream and meetings are not unlikely. You don't need to cuckpost to explain it so you're not going to cuckpost.

>> No.22000189

>>22000162
>. She has something after the stream
SOURCE?

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22000227

>Reads all the cuckposts
It's always hilarious to me their posts always outs them as to never having had an actual adult relationship before.

>> No.22000236

>>22000189
There is no source. You don't need to cuckpost to explain it so you're not going to cuckpost.

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Well you guys can have fun arguing with the nijinigger "she's having sex in the middle of the day" schizo that shits up this thread daily for (You)s, I'm out

>> No.22000309

>>22000279
no, you're staying

>> No.22000315

>>22000227
How so? I've never had a relationship period.

>> No.22000334

>>22000279
Nah dont leave Ame is just late for her stream

>> No.22000345

>>22000054
I wasn't the one that said she was lying anon! Multiple people replied to me saying it was just her period, which I thought was weird seeing as her excuse wasn't even remotely connected to that! Very bizzare!

>> No.22000360

Look's like the ''loser's club'' talk is over, see you guys in the collab

>> No.22000404

>>22000345
>Very bizzare!
Can you do me a favor and go back to tumblr, please? You don't need to cuckpost to explain it so you're not going to cuckpost.

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>> No.22000481 [DELETED] 

>>22000404
I'm not even cuckposting, I've said nothing about a bf. That's an odd self inserted theory, friend!

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Nacho fries are back. I missed them when Gura advertised them are they worth getting?

>> No.22000564

>>22000523
No. Just get whatever the box is. That's good value.

>> No.22000567

>>22000481
Actually you spilled about 30 posts in the thread earlier that were exclusively cuckposting, teamate. You're not fooling anyone.

>> No.22000588

>>22000523
If you're going to Taco Bell anyways, sure. But they're nothing special, just fries with taco seasoning and a side of nacho cheese sauce.

>> No.22000595

>>22000523
Really wanted to try them but there aren't any tacobells where I live

>> No.22000637

>>22000523
Nacho fries are bad and I LOVE TacoBell. Just get the box and like a crunchwrap supreme or something

>> No.22000645

>>22000567
>everyone I don't like is the same person
Another dubious claim! You're on a roll!

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>>22000000

>> No.22000673

Funny how this post >>21997157 got deleted but not the others

>> No.22000689

>>22000523
Pour some taco seasoning onto french fries and you get the nacho fry experience for cheaper

>> No.22000688

>>22000645
yes actually.

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>>22000645
Not everyone, just (You), anon. Your split personalities don't count as separate people.

>> No.22000739

>>22000673
Yea kind of weird how a very clearly obvious joke gets deleted before cuck posting.
That must mean its true and the cuck posting isnt I guess.

>>22000657
lmao

>> No.22000808

>>21999046
I have no friends, but I'm not lonely

>> No.22000865

>>22000657
>first few replies
RENT FREE

>> No.22000897

>>22000657
>The first two replies are seething about Chumbuds
kek

>> No.22001085

>>22000865
>>22000897
Yeah Teamates are so easy

>> No.22001182

>>22000865
>>22000897
Dont you understand chumbuds are the worst fans because they have the most members and also ???????? they also both spam every members chat and shit post in every split but also dont watch any other members of Hololive.
Pure evil!!!!

>> No.22001285

Oh look, the thread is peaceful because Ame is streaming!

>> No.22001288

“Busy” is code for period cramps.

>> No.22001300

im so lonely

>> No.22001367

>>22001288
I'm pretty sure "running" is the code word for periods.

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>>22001300
same desu

>> No.22001392

>>22001300
CAUSE I'M A CREEEEEEEEEEEEEP
I'M A WEIRDOOOOOOOOO
WHAT THE HELL AM I DOING HEEEEEEEEEEERE
I DON'T BELONG HEEEERE

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>>22001300
ame and soon rat will dull the pain

>> No.22001412

>>22001288
Actually it's code for "in a VC with Nullrefrepro chatting about future projects and memes" but that's almost the same thing so yeah

>> No.22001429

>>22000279
Holy shit those breasts… they’re so small my god i never noticed

>> No.22001441

>>22001288
more like orgasm cramps
given by me

>> No.22001496

>>22001392
yeah because of that i've gone back and listened to all my old radiohead albums recently. i also noticed that the copies i have of OK computer (2xLP) and kid a (2x10") are original pressings and are apparently worth like 200-300 bucks now!

>> No.22001560

>>22001496
Keep holding on to them theyll be worth 10 times that

>> No.22001584

>>22001560
oh yes friend they are in good hands with me

>> No.22001606

>>22000227
I don't see many people counter cuckposting with this very often, but yeah. They have a teenager's idea of relationships which is hilarious.

>> No.22001743

I'm curious, have you guys ever done OC for /ggg/ or just OC about Gura in general?

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Nice thread chumkeks

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>>22001368
>>22001392
why is it like this

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