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Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCoSrY_IQQVpmIRZ9Xf-y93g
Twitter: https://twitter.com/gawrgura
Previous thread: >>2131381

>> No.2160886

when is she playing supa metroid again?
i like shark but don't care for zoomer games.

>> No.2160959
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Gur acute

>> No.2161449
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Acute Gura

>> No.2161508

Should I look in /t/ for the unarchived stuff or is there an archive I dont know of? I'm missing at least one karaoke

>> No.2161518

>3 replies
So what was the point in making a thread this early when she wasn't streaming you enormous faggot, just wait for the old one to die like we did before

>> No.2161542

Saw this one posted on the previous ggg thread. https://pastebin.com/mgVDQFWK
Check it out yeah.

>> No.2161548

Wow, this sure is a big fucking deal.

>> No.2161923

Do you always scream and cry about shit nobody gives a fuck about?

>> No.2162068

Sorry I forgot that nobody here actually cares about the state of the board, don't worry about me then
Yeah it's fun

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Impressive numbers for just SC reading stream.

>> No.2164112

What's this bitch appeal.

>> No.2164232

It's probably just due to the title + thumbnail. People see it appear on their feed and click it out of curiosity.

>> No.2164237

I know you're baiting but she has a pleasant voice, sings well, is decent at videogames, has good comedic timing, doesn't run jokes into the ground, is weird enough to have funny stories to tell and is just overall lovable

>> No.2164311

Sometimes her voice is especially loli-like and it makes you feel like you'd be called a creep for watching her if anyone found out. I really like that feeling.

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>> No.2165600
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I hope goomba gives us a nice SC reading stream today, and I hope she says something about people becoming hairclips.

>> No.2165632

She says nothing about the hairclip other than having an arrow pointing to them saying that's you!

>> No.2165716

Thermos Spaghetti
Bathwater Pizza
Tasty Rocks

>> No.2165722

would bite

>> No.2166361

Man I cant stop thinking about how much I want to cuddle with Gura. I bet she smells so good and the cute noises she'd make would melt my heart.

>> No.2166593

Gura's tail smells worse than the rest of her

>> No.2167162

i listened to ASMR too many times and it stopped working

>> No.2167224

Do something that upsets you and makes you angry and tired, maybe that way it'll work again

>> No.2167267

hmm ... maybe i can put it in a playlist with the sorairo days cover first

>> No.2167293

So, serious question, what cover would you show to anyone to prove that she's a great singer and introduce them to her karaokes? Mine would be:
>moon song
>can't help falling in love
>big iron
>fly me to the moon

>> No.2167322

That's not a bad idea anon, you could put it with kiara screaming "gUrA r U CrYing?" that makes me mad even tho i love the chicken,

>> No.2167366

Waiting patiently for the news report about people that have begun engaging in self harm so they can listen to a shark to cheer up.

>> No.2167445

ride on time (12 sep 2020)
fly me to the moon (30 sep 2020)
promise of the world (30 sep 2020)
sorairo days (12 nov 2020)
can't help falling in love (13 nov 2020, take 2)
part of your world (23 feb 2021, take 2)
song of the ancients (11 mar 2021)

>> No.2167447

Who cares? Let the people who find her find her. She doesn't need more people who only like her for her singing.

>> No.2167547
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I unironically want to marry this dork. I want to come home from work to her cooking dinner and see her adorable smile when she greets me. I wanna cuddle with her on the couch watching whatever show she feels like watching and listening to her adorable giggles. I wanna watch our kids grow up together and raise them.

The pain grows daily.

>> No.2167757
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I hope nobody is expecting a cute noises giggly Gura girlfriend/wife when they're going to get quiet doesn't talk before she starts streaming Gura.

>> No.2167758

Same here bud. It doesn't help that I sometimes get really nice dreams of being with her.

>> No.2167834

Jesus christ anon at least try to use some punctuation, I had to read that sentence 5 times. Also Gura doesn't talk to anyone because she lives alone, if you were married of course she'd talk to you.

>> No.2167849

Punctuation killed my parents sorry

>> No.2167860

Looking up her roomate was a fucking mistake, i was hoping for an ugly person, now i like her even more. Shit sucks.

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Non burger shrimp here, whats Gura's accent?

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>> No.2167941

it's hard to place. there are sounds from all over the country.

>> No.2167965

shes cracked a good few "dads not coming back" jokes. just interesting

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>> No.2168203

chuubas will bring a lot of schizos that will do a lot of crazy shit, so you will not wait for long

>> No.2168251

why does she gives me the vibe that she was bullied on schools?

>> No.2168275

>unironically want to be with Gura's roommate

>> No.2168321

Valley-texan mixture maybe?

>> No.2168355


How would you feel knowing that (knowing gura) she would ghost you on a regular basis, she's your gf but eventually she will ghost you because she can't handle the pressure of being in a relationship with you and blames herself because she feels like she can't make you happy, and then leaves. next thing you know she's now with a farmer boy from the countryside

>> No.2168380

seriously, there's all kinds of stuff from lots of different places in her accent. people have been guessing for months, and there's no progress at all toward any kind of agreement on it. people from all different regions are routinely convinced of completely incompatible theories about it. best to just accept that her accent is something of an enigma and leave it at that.

>> No.2168401

Roomates really cute anon

>> No.2168453

Stop trying to guess. The shark is from atlantis. Doxxfagging is bad for your oshi so you shouldn't engage in it.

>> No.2168454
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You think I'd let her get away? Nuh uh im going full rom com, chasing her to the airport. I'll shower her in love until she understands that when I say I love her, I mean it.

>> No.2168470

Gura would end up with a Chad. She wouldn't even talk to me, and with good reason, she can do much better. She end up with some really nice and kind country boy chad, and they would be happy raising a family, she would run some kind of online business and raise her kids and be happily ever after.

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She thinks she can out-ghost me? Think again, I'm the stronger ghoster in this relationship.

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Same. Will she ever reach the end?

>> No.2168580

I'm not trying to find her exact location, for all we know she could have been raised in one place then moved to another state entirely.

>> No.2168690

Doesn't matter. The more info that is known the easier it becomes for stalkers. Your curiosity should come secondary to your want to protect her.

>> No.2168712

thank you

>> No.2168837
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Any of you guys planning on giving/doing anything special on Gura's birthday in 2 months? Other than watching the stream and wishing her a happy birthday of course. I might try to send her a letter but my hand writing is garbage.

>> No.2168912

holy fuck i can't believe it's that soon

>> No.2169113

lol, i can see the uptick in traffic from you posting this

>> No.2169355

I'm doing something special by supporting her like normal. this definitely isn't cope

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>> No.2169415

Why not send her a thank you letter or a drawing or something simple at least?

>> No.2169447

How do I send her a letter? Do I have to send it to Cover in Japan first for them to transfer it to her?
If so better send it soon.

>> No.2169514

You send it to cover saying its for Gura

>> No.2169590 [DELETED] 

Thanks bud.

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>> No.2169766
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Gura does not like feet

>> No.2170401

Take your meds, i really mean it.

>> No.2170477

what if i'm a spic on a third world country... I guess my best bet is twitter

>> No.2170495

He's not wrong. The hardcore stalker types do not and will never read this thread, though.

>> No.2170501
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>that 10 hour loop of those few second of her rubbing her feet againg the glass

Footfags are a mystery to me, one that's only solved with them hanging from a noose.

>> No.2170568

I'm a footfag myself and even I don't understand them. You can like feet without being weird about it.

>> No.2170615

Gura, hear that? Stop being weird about it.

>> No.2170685

She's just tsundere.

>> No.2171192

I have been catching up on her vods as I couldn't watch all streams due to eurotime and work and in the Jazz hands stream she confirmed getting fanmail and reading it and it was extremely sweet

>> No.2171288

I wonder if Cover filters the LET'S GO letters.

>> No.2171413

They probably don't mind them as long as your story about having to put your dog down doesn't include a picture of you euthanizing it with a .30-06

>> No.2171419

Gura only answers if you are a Peruvian (or as i like to call them Peruchads) or Chadruvians) aka the chads of Latin American. Anything else and she wont even look at the letter.

>> No.2171594

>items we will not accept
>Clothes, underwear (Scarves, gloves, socks, and blankets are OK)
Wtf, why? It's hot knowing Gura could be wearing bras or panties i bought, why do they gotta be so weird about it. Like it's not wrong, all im saying is i wanna get off on the knowledge that she wears lingerie i bought her, how is that bad.

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>> No.2171652

Statistically speaking there is a 1 in 4 chance you will never find love at any point in your life.

>> No.2171670

We'll have to console ourselves with the suspicion she's, ahem, enjoying our comments, cumbud.

>> No.2171745

Im pretty sure she hates everyone in this board. Can't blame her, it's a pretty unlikable place with pretty unlikable people.

>> No.2171783

as a 27 yo virgin that spends his time watching girls pretending to be 2D anime characters, I think the chance is much, much higher than 1:4

>> No.2171789

I like her sense of humor and her voice and screaming are cute.

>> No.2171836

why does she never wear the hat dammit

>> No.2171930

She really loves her mini-twintails

>> No.2171949

I really love her mini-twintails.

>> No.2171984

Footfags absolutely BTFOd

>> No.2172054

No for sure, but im talking about the average.

>> No.2172092

That's optimistic anon, where did you got that statistic? genuinely asking

>> No.2172121


>> No.2172151

Sex activity and relationship stats. It's been an upward trend for the past 2 decades.

>> No.2172234

Keep coping over our superiority over other hispanics, bitch.

>> No.2172250

I see, I see, well, you're giving hope to people in this thread, that's a noble task

>> No.2172269

being the best of the worst isn't anything to brag about

>> No.2172275

Given Gura's 9825 age and how many times she's fucked over her life, you're most likely related to her.

>> No.2172290

>implying I'm not from the countryside

>> No.2172321


>> No.2172324

where are my shark traits?

>> No.2172327

It's really ugly and she has keen sense for what works.
Like Cali says her intuition is actually a lot sharper than what people give her credit for, shes just very clumsy. (Went off a tangent at the end there)

>> No.2172347

Anon, i'm genuinely curious, why do you believe peruvians are chads? is because they had a jap descendant president that eliminated far left terrorists(that's truly based, ngl)? their food? culture? i fail to see how they can be considered chads.

Although being a spic myself i think all spics are insufferable

>> No.2172355

Well I still await my turn

>> No.2172433

I don't even believe for a second that Gura doesn't have at least a foot fixation

>> No.2172455
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>they aren't biting, better reply to myself!

>> No.2172470

ah, I reread your post... damn i'm so sorry that you had to born being peruvian... i'll pray for you

>> No.2172522


Colors of the wind

>> No.2172547

My rrat is that Gura really loves feet, so much so that any sort of imperfection to one makes her want to vomit. This is why she can't stand seeing any sort of foot injury.

>> No.2172611
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She does not like anything to do with feet other than "haha feet haha".

>> No.2172618

UOH Gura's vomit

>> No.2172694

That ASMR definitely made the membership worth it she's really good at it

>> No.2172773

it's particularly impressive when you realize that she'd only had the mic working for a little over an hour before that.

>> No.2172852
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same but without the kids

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>> No.2172939

gura 100% has a foot fetish

>> No.2172979

This is why you take this pain and turn it into motivation to become the kind of man worthy of Gura's affections (or you know, someone like her.)

Even then life will probably be miserable until you die, but at least you can say you did your best at the end.

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Imagine hearing her say feet creep her out and still choosing to believe otherwise... Stupidity at It's finest.

>> No.2173011

chad take

>> No.2173069

>tfw gura is already missing her japanese reps
>tfw you will never get to see a blessed collab with Gura and her mama
why does it hurt so much /ggg/?

>> No.2173171

If Gura has to prioritize, Japanese reps should be near the bottom.

>> No.2173225

Shes a natural then, I hope she does more. It's gotta be the best english ASMR I've seen

>> No.2173253

it's certainly the best i've ever heard, but i'm extremely biased.

>> No.2173368

learn to cope

>> No.2173396

Take your own advice.

>> No.2173410

learn to cope

>> No.2173555

I want to hug Gura when she's sad or down

>> No.2173628

Its almost like she's an english vtuber.

>> No.2173724
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I just want to hug Gura.

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This. Shark must be happy.

>> No.2173958

>Who are Ina, Calli and Kiara
just because you learn japanese doesn't mean you lose the ability to speak english. I'm just saying that I wish we could've seen her get to collab with JP more is all.

>> No.2174167

>Who are Ina, Calli and Kiara
Isnt that enough? yes it is, thats what it is.

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>> No.2174350
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bros is it true that Gura cute

>> No.2174356

Sorry i didn't read your message before. No im saying people NOT having sex or in a relationship has been an upward trend for the past 2 decades.

>> No.2174383

i mean, we all know why we're here

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No, you idiot, she's THE CUTEST.

>> No.2174622

Do you scrape your tongue?

>> No.2174631

Why does there have to be a limit? Imagine Gura collabing with Shion, Marine, or now Matsuri since she's interacted with them already, or getting to collab with Aqua who was the member she watched before joining.

>> No.2174636

yes, and i smell the tongue scraper when i'm done

>> No.2174791

oh, damn it anon, and I was thinking that all those "man are abandoning society" and "having less and less sex" were lies, you took the copium away from me...

Well, better be the change i want to see in the world

>> No.2174922

is monster hunter fun to watch? i know nothing about it at all other than what i can assume based on the name "monster hunter".

>> No.2174932

I do! It's the funnest part of brushing your teeth.

>> No.2175004

I assume it's mostly laughing at Gura suffering. MH isn't that easy of a game though I heard rise isn't on the level of, say, freedom unite

>> No.2175005

its meh

>> No.2175024

i never laugh at her suffering though

>> No.2175068

Gura WILL be cute and she WILL make monhun watchable.

>> No.2175136

She made The Last Airbender watchable so MonHun would have to be pretty shit for it to not be a good stream.

>> No.2175273

It will probably be fun to watch for the character creation and a chance at Gura rage, but Im not expecting the gameplay to be anything out of the ordinary. Watching people that are extremely good at the game is really satisfying though, so it's not like the game itself is boring.

>> No.2175296

I don't know very much about ASMR, I didn't get that tingly feeling or whatever people talk about with it. But it was really nice having Gura in my ear, and she took it places I didn't expect. Really looking forward to the next one (hopefully members' again; I don't think she'd be nearly that bold in a regular stream.)

>> No.2175301

oh, i always watch her streams unless i have work or family obligations that i cannot skip, just curious what i'm in for.

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I wonder what she smells like when she's acting cute

>> No.2175573

Same as usual??? Unless you have a dog's senses, I guess.

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>> No.2176045

I love that entire /u/schizo circle

>> No.2176278

Some of you are way too obsessed with Gura and it's deeply concerning.
She is not gonna fuck you bro.

>> No.2176366
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>Some of you are way too obsessed with Gura
The opposite, I'm not obsessed enough.

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>> No.2176556
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I love gura more than I've ever loved anyone else in my life.

>> No.2176612

crushbuds are cute

>> No.2176744

Cute Gura heart pic

>> No.2176964

the beginning of the game is really slow, I regard this stream as pretty much just a preparation to get the boring part out of the way for the gurina or EN MH collab

>> No.2176979

Has Gura ever made a comment about antis? I know Kiara and Mori do sometimes.

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She was making fun of penis ASCII spam posters. That's about it I guess.

>> No.2177099

The Venti references, if that counts.

>> No.2177110

i can't recall her ever doing that. she seems to ignore them.

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>> No.2177308

I bet Gura smells pretty, not stinky

>> No.2177442

Why did you make me give that a view. Seriously

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No one posted the stream link yet?

>> No.2177602
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She's stinky!

>> No.2178063

>Why does there have to be a limit?
Why wouldnt there be a limit?

>> No.2178346

Because there doesn't have to be? Because she works for a Japanese company with a large Japanese viewerbase and a lot of Japanese talents that she could interact with?
Hell, she's talked about problems with loneliness on stream, and this would just open the door to more people in Hololive that she could talk to.

>> No.2178381

I already know she has a boyfriend, I can still think her voice is pretty though.

>> No.2178420

>believing everything you read on this board
believe what you want but there are a lot of schizos on here anon

>> No.2178424

Collabs are cool but I'm perfectly fine just watching her solo-stream or collab with other English speakers if she can't manage to into nihongo.

>> No.2178464

Whatever helps you sleep at night

>> No.2178499

Yeah, I don't mind watching her stream with other EN members/ hopefully more ID and maybe Coco in the future, i'm just sad that we might never get the overdose of cute that is a collab with Gura and her mama.

>> No.2178543

Oh I don't care, im never gonna meet her so I'm just here to enjoy the content. Just saying you're better off if you don't believe shit that's posted here

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>she has a boyfriend
Yeah me

>> No.2178872

LMAO newfag

>> No.2178933

Explain your reasoning to me anon, why am I a newfag?

>> No.2178950

You think replying to THAT is a good use of your time.

>> No.2178994

We're on 4chan, none of us are making good use of our time.

>> No.2178994,1 [INTERNAL] 

Is this dead time loop again

>> No.2179119

>Because she works for a Japanese company

Yeah and the gringos are owned by china now yet they arent speaking mandarin, whats your point?

>> No.2179120

I don't want to derail the thread
so whatever helps you sleep at night

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aka someone looking for ((you))s

>> No.2179301

I'm retarded and replied to the entirely wrong post.

>> No.2179392

gapple goddess cute

>> No.2179405

The US doesn't restrict the amount of people who can learn a language.

>> No.2179420
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I love this dork.

>> No.2179484

She has trouble talking to people in general and you guys expect her to learn a new language and be able to hold a conversation on air?

>> No.2179545

half the fun is watching her grow as a person and growing alongside her so yes

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>> No.2179967

What are Gura's best watchalongs? The Thing and Ghostbusters were great

>> No.2180029

The Thing and Monty Python

>> No.2180127

those, plus elf, monty python and the holy grail, and ratatouille are my favorites. i don't really like the thing, elf, or ratatouille, but they're very enjoyable watchalongs because of her.

>> No.2180418

I want her to prepare a playlist of her favorite carpet cleaning, fish gutting, etc. videos and watchalong that.

>> No.2180509

You might have better luck asking Haachama for that.

>> No.2180554

i would love that. people have suggested that it would be seen as a video in the "react" genre and that maybe she's hesitant to do it because of that.

>> No.2180618

I never really thought about it, but they probably can't show youtube videos on stream can they? The only downside with a playlist is that it would be a pain to have to sync a lot of videos depending on the playlist length

>> No.2180718

okay guys we're all hitting play on video seventeen in 20 seconds

>> No.2180778

Seeing Ina go wtf at that yesterday was pretty funny. Embarrassed goomba.

>> No.2180834

She's also only done a single 2-person collab outside of EN, so she hasn't had the chance to get used to it yet.

>> No.2180878

she's even done this a little bit, in the cursed doodles member stream last month. she put two youtube links in the chat for us to watch and then talked about them.

>> No.2180946

It was definitely funny. But I do appreciate how Gura tries to take the extra time to make sure we're all at the same point and get started at the same time accounting for bumpers and stuff.

>> No.2180977
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>still trying to force boyfriend rrat and cuckposting both here and in global thread
This is some really sad dedication to a lost cause.

>> No.2180990

The best part about that was that anyone that was late to the stream had no fucking idea why a cookie monster video was pinned.

>> No.2181053

Gura has a GIRLFRIEND and she touched her butt

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>> No.2181566

nya nya nya nya nya nya nya cute

>> No.2181598
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Only 30 minutes left.

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They are out of fresh rrats for now, so they have to loop back to the old ones.

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At this point she has a whole harem of girlfriends who want to touch her everywhere.

>> No.2181759

you're weird but also based

>> No.2181766
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Gura will use the Chad Weapon.
The Lance.

>> No.2181822

oh my god when she did that i literally put my head in my hands and said "kiara.. why would you do that"

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If I had to guess she'll go great sword or hammer. I think the SnS might be a good fit for her because it at least offers some defense and the ability to heal quickly, but we'll see.

>> No.2181889

the middle of the states have accents that are all pretty similar, she's not from either coast that's for sure

>> No.2181965
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Gura will use IG because she'll think the giant bug is cute

>> No.2181971

>is there a discord to this channel
love u prechat

>> No.2181976

Neither enforces it, like hololive.

>> No.2182018
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>> No.2182144

Why does that feel like she didn't even write it, wonder if her manager did. Hopefully she figures everything out soon though

>> No.2182174

South America is only the second worst continent though

>> No.2182183

>good news!
>sanity dropping
Nah, this is Gura.

>> No.2182199

I never said they should, just that I wish she would've stuck with the Japanese lessons.

>> No.2182231

why do people think she isn't writing things all the time? she isn't dumb and is capable of writing formally if she wants to.

>> No.2182270

schizos like to latch onto anything

>> No.2182302


>> No.2182338

hey this is really good doodles,I especially like long Ame and Gura chewing on ame's head. who made this?

>> No.2182407
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More Gura MH art while she's fixing her capture card.

>> No.2182413


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Delayed by 20mins

>> No.2182493

20 minutes added to the timer

>> No.2182651


>> No.2182717

well at least its not delayed for 1 hour

>> No.2182817

This makes it so I’ll be able to catch the start, but hope goomba isn’t too stressed..

>> No.2182826

>he thinks this will be the only delay
Feeling optimistic today

>> No.2182875
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I beleeb in Goyla

>> No.2182953

Gwar Goombi

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didn't know I shared this thread with such absolutely based anons, I can't see gura picking up lance however

>> No.2183121

What do you mean? The lance has literally 2 attacks and a block. Its the perfect weapon for the shark. Also sharqtooth lance and hopefully we get the Sharq bite lance back in this game.

>> No.2183140

incredibly based

>> No.2183317

crapture card HATE

>> No.2183341

her adhd mind wants action, and new players don't really understand the sweet feeling of continually sticking close to a monster during 100% of the fight and mastering the step dodges at first

would be glad to be proven wrong, she fucking destroyed my expectations of metroid

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Another delay, 10 more mins

>> No.2183534

some of these fucking people..

>> No.2183565

>the dread of hanging out with chumkeks encroaches as Gura tries to delay the stream just a little longer

>> No.2183628

hey it's $100

>> No.2183653

what an unbelievably retarded child he turned out to be

>> No.2183673

she doesnt want to overlap with holotalk, does she?

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Ina helped out and she's got the capture card working.

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>> No.2183698

when I saw this... god. She is not joining your server you fucking dolt, plse go away Dio

>> No.2183778

Another dumbass underage to add to the pile.

>> No.2183793

I hope they are no more than like 16 acting like that but he's donated several times so who fucking knows.

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Ina Ina Inaaaaaaa

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>> No.2183935

I love these people. Whenever I'm worried about looking weird, I think of them and realize I'm not so bad after all.

>> No.2183952

The shark fells merciful today

>> No.2183981

I think that would make the most sense, when I was 16 and got my first job I spent almost every penny on video games, this guy spends it on retarded superchats because he genuinely believes that if he spends enough he can get the shark to talk to him. poor kid,

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Thank you Ina

>> No.2184044

It's because Ina wanted to watch too lol

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Thank you based Tako

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works both ways maybe?

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Our fight will be LEGENDARY!

>> No.2184371

ouch 25min delay

>> No.2184389

You just haaaad to say it, didn't you anon?

>> No.2184417

25 more minutes.. oh man things are not looking good for a 4/3/21 Gura Monster Hunter Rise stream

>> No.2184423

I swear she's delaying for Holotalk.

>> No.2184445

no yes

>> No.2184455

Anon you motherfucker...

>> No.2184546

Yeah I don't give a fuck I'm sitting here in silence with the thumbnail waiting screen on one monitor and the thread on the other. I'm not watching HoloTalk

>> No.2184550

I'm booting up MHW while I wait, I haven't played in a while and all these Rise streams are making want to play again.

>> No.2184569

what's holotalk? who's hosting?

>> No.2184597

Thank you for this image anon, I will treasure it

>> No.2184613

Kiara interviewing Aki

>> No.2184629

And nothing of value was lost.

>> No.2184739

Aki is cool though

>> No.2184775

never watched her, cool dance moves in holo concerts tho

>> No.2184824


>> No.2185061

Songs Gura Should SIng

>> No.2185145
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I'm waiting for that Gura tweet. It's going to get delayed till tomorrow. I can feel it.

>> No.2185169

But the future refused to change...

>> No.2185207

seethe harder please, my statement was accurate

>> No.2185251

its oger

>> No.2185259

i believe in her!

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Yikes, is this the actual viewers count?

>> No.2185385

I still don't understand why people get so annoyed about that. Kiara is an ESL retard who can be insensitive without even trying, but there was literally no malice or mockery there. She sounded surprised or maybe even worried, because she didn't expect Gura to actually start crying. It was just her retarded way of asking Gura if she was okay.

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>> No.2185433

Nice I got BTFOd

>> No.2185435
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How ya been bromie?

>> No.2185504

>gura has had the title screen music on loop for hours

>> No.2185522

>1 hour tech troubleshooting
>2 hours of character creation
>3 hours of tutorials

Who's hyped for the stream?

>> No.2185552

already off to a kino start

>> No.2185556

you forgot three hours of catching up on spacha

>> No.2185564

someone pls post a screenshot of buff Gura

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>> No.2185644

I love you

>> No.2185645
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Her new holofightz model is coming along swimmingly.

>> No.2185651

Pls, no afros and mustaches

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>> No.2185715

Looks like we're heading for a bald granny.

>> No.2185716

No it wasn't, but you're right in that there was no malice. It's just a normal stacyism, like screaming when they meet each other after a while or giggling at literally everything.

>> No.2185724

how is this shitter gonna play a game like this?

>> No.2185742

Just because she is a retard, doesn't mean I can't hate that bitch.

>> No.2185765

guys, kiara isn't my favorite either but this really isn't the place for it

>> No.2185771

beleeb in Gwar Goombi

>> No.2185777

This isn't 2 anon.

>> No.2185782

Badly and adorably.

>> No.2185810

>but there was literally no malice or mockery there.
>hijacking AmongUs HoloJP collab using language barrier
>laughing at Luna voice
>taking Reine joke too far

I have no sympathy for mentally ill. If she has no filter, she should get therapy and medication.

>> No.2185811

oh my god she chose the cutest hair style

>> No.2185862

>wants an uuugh brow.
She's gonna choose hammer for sure

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>Avatar is a 39 year old spinster

>> No.2185941
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Why is gura just a head?

>> No.2185982

she cut it off so she could put it over the characters head as seen here

>> No.2186005

desu yoo~
did she lift that of someone or an anime?

>> No.2186009

She's too far beyond the competition.

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>> No.2186032

gura would be sad to hear you say such things.

>> No.2186041

More like a severed head

>> No.2186167


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>drawfags are going to draw her with handlebars

>> No.2186223

Gura loves her genmates, faggot. even if she obviously loves Kiara the least

>> No.2186246

Why is it Amnesiac Lapp's helmet? Does Ollie's lore have something to do with amnesia? or is it because she'd deceive you and kick you into a dark pit at the first opportunity?

>> No.2186258


>> No.2186266

Her proud smile finishing up the character. Gura cute

>> No.2186304

Has Gura's chat always been cancer? I have never seen so many people say so little.

>> No.2186309

How much nip does Gura speak?

>> No.2186325


>> No.2186330

First time in a big chat? Chat intelligence grows the smaller it gets.

>> No.2186337

"watched anime for 15 years" level

>> No.2186338

how do you like
spam in any JOP chuuba chat when she's doing something funny? Gura just does it all the time.

>> No.2186356

Does she always sound drunk?

>> No.2186378

she must've been watching dub because mine is better

>> No.2186458

i mean yeah just a little, i dont think she is though

>> No.2186464

no, she usually sounds like this

>> No.2186482 [SPOILER] 
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it's the meds

>> No.2186486

No capital letters here

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>> No.2186513

I know its a rrat but she does have the slur from certain meds

>> No.2186575

Well, the lol stuff is defendable since if the streamer tries to say or do something funny and is met with silence, it's kind of sad. It just seems like what they are saying is disconnected to what she's actually doing a lot of the time. Kind of feels like she's unamused by chat, too. But maybe I haven't watched her enough.

>> No.2186623

Pekora chat is just as fast and just as dumb, try google translating any VOD at 0.75 speed (to let GTL catch up with speed)
JOPs are saying nothing of value typically

>> No.2186759

> looks like a rrat
Going to my soundboard

>> No.2186778

Gura has said she likes most of chat several times now, guess she needs to keep saying it forever.

>> No.2186781
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>Looks like a rrat.

>> No.2186818

specifically, sometimes chat is funny
and when it's not, it's funny how dumb chat is

>> No.2186821

ok fuck goddamit this cant be true i cant love her even more than i already did, if my oshi is chronically ill rough childhood potential menhera risk i dont know i just love Gura too much

>> No.2186855

it does
it looks like a rrat

>> No.2186886

After 10h you regret doing meme shit in character creator, it stops being funny.

>> No.2186920

do you even notice character after 10 hours though?

>> No.2186960

does this game have an english dub or is gura just based?

>> No.2186961

Of course, or do you mute the game?

>> No.2186979

no, it literally can't be true because she eats beef regularly. that guy is an actual fucking schizo.

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>> No.2187051

>she eats beef regularly
And your proof is burger, right?
>vegan bathroom pizza
>vegan meatloaf
Sure bud

>> No.2187056

Gura is just based, some anon said that if you play with english voices the BGM is instrumental.

>> No.2187062

you belong in an institution.

>> No.2187079

Why does Gura always put awkward pauses after saying seemingly innocent phrases like "squirt"

>> No.2187087

>no argument
I don't get why you're so defensive. What's wrong about meds? Plenty of hololives are sickly persons. My dad took tick medication in the army for years.

>> No.2187130

your post isn't even a "theory", it's unhinged fucking crazy shit you made up. fuck off. you're an insane idiot and posting this over and over is just shitting up the thread with schizo spam.

>> No.2187134

go look up the post, no evidence was provided at all.

>> No.2187150

Your posts shit up thread far more than the original one.

>> No.2187179

Holy shit dude take your meds. You come in here every other day complaining about ticks and a rrat you made up. Find a straitjacket and put in on so you can stop spewing the most retarded shit

>> No.2187210

Because she wants you to take it in a sexual way to scold you.

>> No.2187249

>goes as far vegan as doing a meatloaf cooking stream and admitting it was a vegan one days later
>obviously math and speech impeded
>very particular about smells and sounds, to the point when some make her head feel funny
>speaks about health issues a lot, especially at the start of her Hololive career
>cries when talking about support she got from her colleagues
No? It's an educated guess and there's nothing wrong with it, whether it's true or not.

>> No.2187271

call me a degenerate more gooruh

>> No.2187287

Is the multiplayer region locked?

>> No.2187321


>> No.2187344

Shion collab onegai

>> No.2187374

Is that Dodo retard SC posting a fanfic or something?

>> No.2187409

21:10:46 Dodo Doo $10.00 [1] Hey, Gura~ I wrote you a poem, because you've been having it so rough. I really wanted to support you, and all I could think of was poetry and SC. So, here are 30 SC's that I hope you'll enjoy~
21:12:11 Dodo Doo $10.00 [2] I am but a small shrimp. Beneath the ocean I lay, unwilling to ever crawl. The end is nigh! And so I lay, this rock my grave. Darkness above, a swirl of sea foam which light does not escape.
21:13:04 Dodo Doo $10.00 [3] I see no wonders, no splendor - not even a parade. Alone I live, alone I die, alone I watch a figure walk past me, not an espy I crave. Who? Why? I cannot tell.
21:21:21 Dodo Doo $10.00 [4] But outstretched their arms go and a sweet melody come flow, "S○n! O' Mr S○n! Please, sh○ne down upon me!" A silly verse is met without recourse.
21:23:29 Dodo Doo $10.00 [5] And yet, I have no place to go, so I watch the likely chanteuse dare not despair. Recommence the solo, bringing forth their heart's desire! Days on end, a dozen ever further
21:24:35 Dodo Doo $10.00 [6] - until so do disperse those cloudy waters, part ways the fickle foam and set forth the shining one! A heavenly moment, my little eyes witness. Gentle rays ballet, caressing their unveiled form.
21:33:57 Dodo Doo $10.00 [7] Hair, silver lined by tinge of blue, eyes beholden a luster… Nay! Gaze upon their soul within! Such delineation cannot even begin! Sudden breath escapes my lungs, a fear to be se en overcome.
21:34:46 Dodo Doo $10.00 [8] Yet, unnoticed I go as the figure - a she - swims gleefully away. Is it true? Have I gone mad? A chum like no other is just this way. I must proceed ahead! Or this life will be wholly mislead.
21:35:46 Dodo Doo $10.00 [9] Scurry along, little pereiopods, down the path less trodden; once enshrouded with foamy storm - 'twas recently undone by this radiant chum
21:37:27 Dodo Doo $10.00 [10] O' heavenly Selachii, behold now your corporeal physique; over their shoulder rests a fork of nobility, to which knapsack full of seaweed and rations hang. Emergency rations?
21:38:33 Dodo Doo $10.00 [11] Why, a Bloop! An artifact of wars long had. To what journey do you flow, chum I wish to know? Prevailing tales about you, and how you've grown.
21:40:07 Dodo Doo $10.00 [12] Joyful, sorrowful, such many a thing; everything about you, from how life came to be. Yet overhead, a shadow now creeps.
21:42:11 Dodo Doo $10.00 [13] Silhouette of a foe I dread - Orca, O' foulest beast; like a crack of thunder, tail shatters cliffside asunder. My chum! Lookout!
21:45:56 Dodo Doo $10.00 [14] But, words fail to flow - frail little chords taken their final toll. And so, with scrunched up rear, rapid takeoff I go. Flicking towards her hip with haste, collision nearly snaps my carapace.
21:47:23 Dodo Doo $10.00 [15] But enough force naught to succeed, as crumbling debris bury us completely. Terror, gasps - chum, don't fret! Not here, not now - my life be yours, instead.
21:48:26 Dodo Doo $10.00 [16] Hoist these stones, a ton they weigh; tail caught screaming, your fears allay. Chum, I am here… but please, hurry now. Such force, I reckon, is not meant for mere crustaceans. Ah, indeed
21:49:58 Dodo Doo $10.00 [17] - snapped in two, my death resounds. She is safe, make no mistake. Such efforts were not for waste. Sublunary life of mine, your end is nigh. Once again I lay, this rock my grave.

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>he's only halfway into it

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>> No.2187457

>microwave mochi

>> No.2187461
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>huuur vegan meatloaf and pizza!!!?
Dude, plant based protein and faux meats are massive right now. It's "trendy" and every manufacturer is making them. I went to the grocery store yesterday and I actually was pretty amazed at the choices once I consciously took note of it.
I bought some riced cauliflower, zucchini noodles, even non flour/corn plant protein tortilla chips simply because I was curious. And hell, it's not bad at all. I tried the impossible whopper and it was fine. And I'm a massive red meat carnivore but watching my weight and health these days.
What I'm saying is if you're a remotely adventurous eater/home cook it's not totally unusual to use vegan meat.
tl;dr: take your fucking meds and stop shitting up the threads.

>> No.2187477

Gura still laughs at shork brain jokes 6 months in. Love this shork

>> No.2187479

the meds he needs is fucking cyanide gas

>> No.2187481

Who are you quoting, retard?

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At least donate more... Fucking hell...

>> No.2187490

nearly $300 to shill a shitty poem they wrote. Between this and Dio's SC i don't know what's worse.

>> No.2187495
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>17 super chats
>this motherfucker has spent $170 so far to send his fanfic to Gura
holy shit

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the fuck?

>> No.2187542

At least the mori autist sent a pastebin

>> No.2187547

>hurt on the hunt
Just wear diapers lol

>> No.2187549

Post this in global

>> No.2187570

nah man this is the perfect thing to make good on my promise to post exclusive content in /ggg/

>> No.2187598

and people wonder why she tries so hard to hide as much information as possible, because people like this and the mori tard exist.

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Too many tutorials for gooruh

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You could say she's AHEAD of the game

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I'm glad I don't have chat open. Jesus.

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>> No.2187671

if she has to read it, then i can read it too!

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I love this shark

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>> No.2187803

Normally I would too but I have her stream up in the living room on the TV.

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>> No.2187971

He's still going btw, up to 25 now

>> No.2188003

yeah, i'm keeping an eye on ytcfilter, i'll post the rest after he's done.

>> No.2188005

so when do you hunt monsters in this monster hunting game?

>> No.2188014

Gura is either going to read all of that or none of it and either option is based.

>> No.2188063

I hope she reads none so that fag spent all that money for nothing.

>> No.2188101

Im guessing she will thank them after reading the first one, then will say she's gonna read it off stream. Which means she's just gonna ignore it.

>> No.2188114

She's actually fast, Rushia spent 2h on character creation

>> No.2188116

You know what would be better?

>> No.2188133

Anybody got that tldr soundpost?

>> No.2188152
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this one?

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>> No.2188171

Yes ty.

>> No.2188190

I hope his bank freezes his account for suspicious activity.

>> No.2188225

every day grews more painful with these people in my fancommunities

>> No.2188268
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The superchats today have been something.

>> No.2188278

transactions get batched on a fairly long window. when i've sent several SCs in one day spread out over a few hours, i got one charge for the whole day.

>> No.2188319

>donates 99 fucking dollars
>I'm not a simp

>> No.2188326

Poem poster has to be just as bad if not equal to the guy on Mori's channel.

>> No.2188380
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It's the worst when spergs like these have money to do shit like this with.

>> No.2188384

I like the idea of posting poems. People should do it with better poems..

>> No.2188436

roses are red
violets are blue
all over the glass

>> No.2188449

As long as Gura can ignore the messages then I don't mind them supporting her, rather she does well for herself.

>> No.2188483

Looks like he's finally done with a count of 30

>> No.2188498

21:51:48 Dodo Doo $10.00 [18] Fearful I am, though not for my mori - a vanished life beside you terrifies me with worry. What could have been, what could have se en… what might it be, to have your hand to cling.
21:53:25 Dodo Doo $10.00 [19] Memoirs of mine fade, the void do taketh - breathing my last, it was all so she'd make it… "O' small shrimp who saved me - even listened to my song. Dared not laugh, nor critique
21:55:13 Dodo Doo $10.00 [20] - only silently did you creep. Within these hands I hold you, it is as I feared - forfeit your life, that I may be secure. Fought off the whale, though nipped my tail.
21:56:53 Dodo Doo $10.00 [21] Too bloody these waters, it is land I wish to sail. But, why must life vex me so? Naught much seems to matter. I hunger and pain, without much gain. It all feels so pointless, even in your mori.
21:59:05 Dodo Doo $10.00 [22] So, small shrimp - for your sacrifice, what have you obtained? Does everything still feel the same?" Weakly, my eyes open. Such beauty before me
21:59:52 Dodo Doo $10.00 [23] - though bloodied and beaten, you radiate like a divine beacon. Into the eyes of unfathomable light I stare… Does heaven greet me within her glare? Ah, a smile - like none I've ever made before.
22:00:47 Dodo Doo $10.00 [24] Creeping across my cheeks, I finally feel at peace. Please, graciously allow me to say how I feel. To lose this precious chance would truly be ill. "O' chum, O' Selachii
22:02:40 Dodo Doo $10.00 [25] - O' soul, so eau de Nil. Like brightest stars, a cosmos is born - within your eyes lies greater than our own. Reflect upon my ill lived life; had I known you'd come I'd have done just right.
22:06:14 Dodo Doo $10.00 [26] But there is only forward, and the time is present - so to you… each other, is what I say. Does any other feeling matter, in this crummy sea? I think not, for warmth is what we all need.
22:07:13 Dodo Doo $10.00 [27] I long to hold you, though that is now lost; so instead I shall bolster you, with all of my flesh. Consume my everything - it is all yours; my mind, my heart… my soul, ingest it all.
22:08:49 Dodo Doo $10.00 [28] My sacrifice is for you, because it is you I adore. Foolish, it may be? I suppose so. Yet these feelings stirring my soul, are all that I've ever owned. O' Dearest Sweetheart, I Love You."
22:12:55 Dodo Doo $10.00 [29] My chum accepts the earnest claim - gnawed and devoured by Selachii teeth, my death is most profound. I never once heard her name, nor gave mine…
22:13:44 Dodo Doo $10.00 [30] But, Same I shall call her, thus my soul will proclaim - for it means to 'listen well'. And so, I was finally heard. Fin

>> No.2188527

sheeit, dis nigga rhymin "mori" with "worry"

>> No.2188554

it’s beautiful...

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I was expecting much worse. Hell, at least it's better than the poems in MHR

>> No.2188569

He probably doesn't and just bankrupted himself.

>> No.2188594

i am kind of thinking about writing a humorous sonnet and spamming it in this fashion.

kind of.

>> No.2188652

He just sent another $100. Fucking hell I almost feel bad for some of these people after reading what they write.

>> No.2188656

He keeps donating. Complete simp.

>> No.2188712

what a fucking legend

>> No.2188749

Start with: [1] There once was a man from nantucket

Then leave them hanging.

>> No.2188786

"Why would the gods abandon us?" - Gawr Gura

>> No.2188791

nno, but i will think about some limericks that might be appropriate

>> No.2188797
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I feel so bad that she has to read through all of these.

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I'm jelly.

>> No.2188831

Fucking hell. These superchats alone are worthy of their own thread. Someone get the one from the Sans picture. He talks about hunting, mounting and skinning Gura.

>> No.2188859

78 anons in this thread can do better than just posting those here, you know.

>> No.2188871

This dude's on Coco's stream donating as well. Donated $200 already.

>> No.2188908

Holy fucking fuck, I feel so bad for Gura because she's obviously going to feel very obligated to read all of this shit. I'm not going to because I don't have to

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i knew she was the one on september 12

>> No.2188936

she normally deduplicates names during SC reading.

>> No.2188947

This dude is up to $300 now
>not a simp

>> No.2188983

Really says something that the worst SCs are not even from anons

>> No.2188992
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My biggest regret is not realizing the shark's greatness from day 1.

This being 2 months behind haunts me

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Jumped on the bandwagon way too late and I feel kinda bad.

>> No.2189000

oof, SC isn't any higher today despite 4½ streams in a row without being able to collect them on her channel. i guess it really is unusual for people to make up for lost ones.

>> No.2189024

>SC asking why she sounds like a 50 year old pack a day smoker
I hope this wasn't directed at Gura, but if it was the superchats today are really trying to kill the confidence that gura has been gaining lately

>> No.2189029

Gura skips superchats all the fucking time.

>> No.2189045

it's talking about her character in the game.

>> No.2189199

Don't feel bad, I watched her debut and some of the first streams, took a short break, and just joined the membership a month ago. Shark-side is easily worth it.

I actually figured as much, I just must not have paying that close attention when it was sent.

>> No.2189206

People like him are usually either neets leeching the money off of their parents, or well-earning employees (or even business owners) living fairly frugally, hence why they can afford that. Which to me it doesn't matter as long as they're not superchatting something totally stupid and obnoxious.

>> No.2189209

Like I told the anon that couldn't pay for 2 days, just be in it for the long run because after the 24 month it wont matter.

>> No.2189255


22:30:45 Pants $100.00 Hey Gura, got inspired to write a poem: The sun sets. The moon rises. Superchats flow freely. What's in a poem? Not 30 SCs that's for sure. Everything starts to become a blur. But as my vision fades, I remember. One final piece of info. The dodo is dead for good reason.

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My sides

>> No.2189274


And she actually engaged with this one while ignoring Dodo's. Based as fuck

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>> No.2189302

Holy shit, what a guy.

>> No.2189303

This fucking sucks. If 4chan can't even be the place with the worst deviants anymore, what is even the point?

>> No.2189306


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>> No.2189325

The hero we need

>> No.2189326

Oh hell we're getting diss tracks in our SCs now.

>> No.2189343


>> No.2189382


22:33:06 Dodo Doo $10.00 [31] I hope you enjoyed the poem, Gura, though it was difficult to read. I'll leave it in full in the comments below after your stream (or whenever it's read). Have a lovely rest of your day~

>> No.2189400

Absolutely based

>> No.2189429

How do you feel about tech support scs?

>> No.2189474

What did she say? Did she read the actual SC?

>> No.2189494

If she cared she would've asked how's Ina's setup a long time ago.

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Based and helpful. She rolled over that cable with a chair probably.

>> No.2189540

She started reading it and said thanks for the poem, stopped before it started shitting on the other guy of course

>> No.2189599

Feels kind of bad that people have to pay to give her advice, when her fucking agency should take care of that stuff.

>> No.2189619

>her fucking agency should take care of that stuff.
they're not that kind of agency

>> No.2189688

She will never get complex weapons like these without training mode.

>> No.2189706

I mean would it kill them to hire a single part-time technician to help walk the girls through setting shit up properly?

Sounds like a good investment to me.

>> No.2189731

It's not too much to ask to get someone that can provide some dedicated tech support so they don't have to spend so much time getting streams to run and look decent. It's frustrating to watch.

>> No.2189742

crossposting this legend

>> No.2189782

it's literally just backseatniggery

>> No.2189789

S0 gura picked a trans character in monster hunter? Sounds like Gura is American.

>> No.2189797

they made 10 chink antis into Coco channel mods ones

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>> No.2189890
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She found Kiara.

>> No.2189915

> Thinks the pile of shit looks like a delicious cookie

Did Kiara rub off on her?

>> No.2190180

backseating SCs are off the charts for this game lol

>> No.2190235

So monster hunter became freedom wars, that's nice, can't wait for the PC port

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>> No.2190438

Gura WILL drop the charge blade

>> No.2190573

>please say happy birthday

The shark is based.

Unrelated, but my captcha asked for parking meters and it made me click a mailbox in order to continue. AI will never take over.

>> No.2190647

Speaking of cringe SCs, surprised I haven't seen wingsCV make an appearance yet

>> No.2190656
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Humanity will end way before we get anything cool/sci-fi done, don't worry.

>> No.2190716

I think he sent one during prechat time

>> No.2190778

lmao Cover should dress and wipe their ass too.

>> No.2190798

i see three of his in the log i was grepping to get the dodo poem

>> No.2190880

i should add that during her 2M party he left and made a point of spamming a lot of discordfags in the chat when he got back after they told him she was going to sing again. he's a really weird sort of shrimp who does a massive amount of attention-whoring and doesn't seem to actually care about gura much at all.

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>> No.2190969

I will join cover in a heartbeat if I get this roll for Gura

>> No.2190987

Cover should hire personal maids for everyone.

>> No.2190998

>Why is the charge blade charging?

>> No.2191077
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Will she make it?

>> No.2191098

It wouldn't surprise me if he does everything he does just for attention.

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Gameplayfags need to neck themselves.

>> No.2191276

If she ends up actually learning the Charge Blade I kneel

>> No.2191344

She's learning it the same way I did, just go attempt to bully things until you start to figure it out. It's cool that she's at least giving it a chance.

>> No.2191609

I'm still thinking about Gura's pheromones

>> No.2191801

i think about gura's pheromones a lot. i did a lot before this stream too.

>> No.2192167

ok gooruh you can stop playing now i'm boooooorrred

>> No.2192340

Now she'll hunt the very first fucking monster

>> No.2192360

wait, are you telling me NOT ONE of the things she's fought so far were the titular monsters of "monster hunter"?

>> No.2192394
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That's right... That was the tutorial.
It's slow but she put effort into making it even slower to be honest.

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I'm glad I like watching Gura because I sure don't like watching Monster Hunter.

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Yup, fights usually look something like this later on. Though this guy is really good at these games.

>> No.2193079

did she kill any big ones? i'm bored af

>> No.2193137

she just killed baby's first big monster. Game starts now, or it does in most games.

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>> No.2195441

how many more monsters are there?

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>> No.2195720

Gura smelly lol

>el stinko

>> No.2196351

i keep thinking about how nice gura's pheromones must smell

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Really good. Enough to keep you going all night.

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