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>doing a group presentation at uni
>my pc is plugged into the projector
>guy from my group accidentally opens my Marine folder instead of the PowerPoint

It’s been a day and people are still calling me matey, I can’t go on like this

>> No.21391272

Own it, pirate girls are hot, and the pick-up lines write themselves

>> No.21391282

>Not having different logins for work and personal
You failed at basic OpSec.

>> No.21391417

>>21391211
>Be fit and somewhat charismatic
>Friends learn that I like vtubers
>Own it because I'm not ashamed to lust after a hag playing a wolfgirl.

American psycho was right, you can get away with everything if you're hot.

>> No.21391550
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>>21391211
AMIGO??

>> No.21391563
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21391563

Tell them she's a decade older than you after showing her the clip of her talking about babysitting a coworkers child to assert dominance.

>> No.21391658

Superchat this story to her and ask her what to do. Just dumb down the english so it translates easier.

>> No.21391659

Yohoho me matey Anon, got yerself any booty lately? AHAHAHA

>> No.21393421
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>>21391211
nice blog post nigga

>> No.21394130

Sounds fine to me.

Pirates are a pretty cool theme for pretty much anything. Even anime girls.

>> No.21394203

>>21391563
Yeah, she's like 29 or something.

When is she having a child of her own?

>> No.21394253

i wear my hololive clothing in public and use lewd wallpapers of hololive on my laptop and nobody even bats an eye
there's so much weird shit going on that vtubers are normal to people

>> No.21394252

>>21391211
Well, what did they see?

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>>21391417
this world isn't fair, i've always had to keep it in the closet that i'm a lolicon because society just isn't accepting enough yet
but disgusting hag lovers like you are accepted
at least i can be open about my sexuality here

>> No.21396113

>>21394852
Its really simple my deserves-to-be-hung-and-beaten-like-the-animal-they-are friend.
Hags are grown adults, while children are children. Its the same reason you are not allowed to have sex with the mentally ill. They dont REALLY understand what they are doing. They dont have the emotional experience for it. Meanwhile you do, so you are taking advantage of them

>> No.21396267

>>21391211
Just say to them
>every time you call me matey you make my erection bigger, keep doing it and I might cum
They will stop

>> No.21396347

>>21391211
I'd say you now have more reasons to do your opsec reps, but I have a sneaking suspicion you won't.

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>>21391211
Just salute them when they call you that. You're into what you're into, and now that the word is out you may as well own it.

Also, work on your opsec around normies.

>> No.21396406

>>21391211
Ahoy there matey.

>> No.21396531
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>>21396267
they will stop talking to him outright

>> No.21396553

>>21391211
>It’s been a day and people are still calling me matey
If people are only making pirate jokes I'd say you got off easy. 25 years ago a slipup like that would've made you want to hang yourself.

>> No.21396632

>>21391211
Own it. And be merciful it was Marine.

>> No.21396634

>>21396113
retard

>> No.21396741

>>21394203
When Japan open its borders, and it will be with me.

>> No.21396786

>>21391211
Hey, at least they're just making fun of the pirate aspect; they just think you have a thing for pirate girls.
You would've been fucked if it was loli and people were instead calling you a pedo.

>> No.21396789

>>21391211
eh, cringe for sure but marine is not the worst chuuba to be known for

>> No.21396822
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>>21396113
it's apparently not simple enough for you to grasp my mental-capacity-of-a-5-year-old-friend.
real life humans are real life humans, and can or cannot understand what they're doing based on a variety of factors. drawings are drawings, they will never have emotional experience, an understanding of what they're doing, or the ability to do anything, including sex. to put it simply, fictional drawings=/=real people
most lolicons, like myself, are only interested in fictional lolis, which is why we refer to them as lolis specifically. it's shorthand for "specifically fictional underage deceptions of female humans".
real children do not interest me physically or emotionally. real children look nothing like loli drawings, and real children are annoying little fucks, nothing like the perfect imouto in comic LO doujins.
regarding my real world (actual human) preferences, i do, however, prefer petite adult women (as opposed to busty or curvy women). but assuming that every guy who prefers petite women is just, idk a closet pedo or a pedo in denial isn't really fair to them and i'll assume you're slightly smarter than that.

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>>21394852
>
You were supposed to join a gang, not become a faggot

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>>21391211
Could have been worse. At least you're not a Shiokko.

>> No.21397593

>>21391211
Did you have porn in your Marine folder? If you didn't how can you call yourself a Marine fan?

>> No.21397853

>>21394852
Well obviously? Lolicons get associated with pedophiles. Hag enthusiasts like adults, what are you gonna hate them over?

>> No.21400068

>>21397853
it all depends on your perspective
>well obviously? lolicons just like drawings, what are you gonna hate them over, raping an underage piece of paper?
>hag lovers on the other hand, what they're doing isn't "wrong" in any way, other than it being completely wrong! it's like scat, everything's consensual and no one's rights are being infringed upon, but it's just gross!

>> No.21400618

>>21394852
retard

>> No.21401540

>>21400068
Anon "hags" is generally just used for pople past their 20s. They don't mean people who are actually 60+.

>> No.21401642

>>21397061
h-holy schmoly schmeat

>> No.21402392

>>21400068
The French president is literally a hag enjoyer married to a hag lmao
How do you think hag lovers would be considered wrong or weird by normies like lolis?

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>>21402392

>> No.21403761

>>21403677
>average german normie
kek

>> No.21403955

>>21391211
Own that shit next time OP tell it like it is with confidence yes i like japanese pirate pussy deal with it. Explain nothing when they question you it is a power move on your part.

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>>21397061
i want to have passionate sex with marine
i want to tame the brat which shion is
why can't i be both?

>> No.21404817

>>21404273
What happens when a Lamy has sex with a Marine?

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>>21404817
Bad girls deserve spankies.

>> No.21406000

>>21391211
Holy shit. Kids these days are fucking lame. Matey is the best they could come up with?

>> No.21406054

your fault for not hiding your weird shit deep in folders

>> No.21406804

>>21391211
Real ones wear merch of their oshi at all times

>> No.21407243

>>21406804
I always got my trusty Fubuki-glasses with me.
But I wouldn't put a chuuba on my work pc or t-shirt. I'd cringe if someone had idk Pewdiepie as his wallpaper at work, so why should I be exempt?

>>21391211
Ayy matey, you gotta assert dominance, those landlubbers will never understand the beauty of booty, but they'll run away in fear alright once they taste your saber.

In all seriousness, shit happens. You have to own up to it but don't give them a reason to make more fun of you. Don't be entertaining.

>> No.21407510

>>21391417
You don't even need to be actually hot, just don't be too weird.
My face is normal, with some good things but I don't qualify as being extremely beautiful, I'm not fat but I have some extra kilograms and yet people doesn't say anything when I tell them that I like vtubers or even Hentai. Just explain yourself naturally and don't make it sound like you are guilty beforehand

>> No.21407644

>>21396822
Based chuuba

>> No.21407750

>>21407510
>And here's why liking vtuber hentai is perfectly normal
Sorry to break it to you anon, but they still think you're weird, they just don't say it to your face.

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>>21391211
you're not ashamed of your oshi, are you OP?

>> No.21407965

>>21407750
I just need to point out every weird thing they do to make them think ''well, maybe it's not as much as I thought''
They don't have any way to escape from that since they know beforehand they do weird things too.

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>>21391417
I've admitted to lifting for 2D anime girls to the guys at the gym. Helps that I'm one of the strongest guys in my gym.

>> No.21408021

>>21407898
who do you think his oshi is? could very well be picrel

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>>21391211
Tell marine what happened or you're a faggot for life.

>> No.21408154

>>21391211
own it up faggot, buy a pirate costume and go around your uni wearing it

>> No.21408393

>>21407898
source please bossman

>> No.21408431

>>21396822
It always makes me laugh when pedophiles need to drop a whole encyclopedia to defend their retched sexual tastes.

>> No.21408439

>>21408393
i probably just grabbed it off here, sorry

>> No.21408484

I FUCKING HATE NYANNERS. I FUCKING HATE NYANNERS. I FUCKING HATE HER. I HATE HER SO MUCH. REMOVE THE IMAGE IMMEDIATELY

>> No.21408562

>>21408484
>randomly sperging about nyanners when she isn't even being discussed at all
most sane hater

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>>21408484
you could just ask, you know

>> No.21408679

>>21408154
Better yet cosplay as Marine and go around your uni and get people to join your crew.
And then have them all rail you.

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>>21408484

>> No.21408801

>>21407975
Wear merch of your oshi when you work out at the gym you pussys

>> No.21408832

>>21408431
It's funny to me that you don't even try to refute anything he said. Ya seethin bud?

>> No.21408905

>>21407965
You sound less well adjusted with every post.

>> No.21408948

>>21408832
I don't really have a strong opinion on either side of this but I feel like the one person seething here would be the guy writing an essay trying to justify their fetish

>> No.21409043

>>21391211
Hope you never be vtuber
Terrible opsec

>> No.21409137

>>21408948
It's a fairly understandable response when you're often told that you're wrong for liking whatever it is you like. I wouldn't personally do it, because yeah it comes off as being desperate but I understand it

>> No.21409447

>>21408604
>>21408799
FUCKING DELETE FUCKING DELETE FUCKING DELETE FUCKING DELETE

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>>21408948
When you are into something that normies and bots who behave like >>21408431 it tends to make people defensive. Someone earlier in this thread correctly pointed out that a fetish like scat is considered "okay but disgusting (to me)" whereas lolicon will cause the weak minded to mentally implode. It should just be "okay but disgusting (to me)" but they've never fought for anything in their life so they'll become couch activists for drawings

>> No.21409819

>>21409742
>People who don't like others who lust after depictions of children are bots
Kek the pedo argument gets even better

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>>21409447
always happy to help a fellow anon in need

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> 21409819
> Only responds to the part of the post that hurt his fee fees
See what I mean?

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>>21391211
Pirate lewd thread? Pirate lewd thread.

>> No.21410209

>>21408679
disregard the last part because it's gay and you have a plan to not only own it up but to also become a legend, just do it pussy

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>>21391211
kek, I was presenting a proof I did at uni, scrolled down instead of up to go to the next pic and showed a pic of my oshi, no one apart from the professor and some friends were paying attention so it was not a big deal, I learned to organize my folders after that but it could have gone worse because I saved lewds in that same folder lol
>Picrel

>> No.21411120

>>21411028
based unimate

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Post what they saw. Was it lewds?

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