You are now married to the last vtuber you watched. The two of you move into a cramped Tokyo apartment with a single bed tomorrow due to their work. What happens?

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Anonymous Tue Mar 29 13:24:20 2022 No.21327244 [Reply] [Original]

You are now married to the last vtuber you watched. The two of you move into a cramped Tokyo apartment with a single bed tomorrow due to their work.

What happens?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 13:27:02 2022 No.21327381 >>21327244 We make retarded babies

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 13:27:39 2022 No.21327411 We make retarded babies.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 13:28:37 2022 No.21327459 An absurd amount of sex happens.

Anonymous Tue Mar 29 13:29:24 2022 No.21327499
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>>21327244
oh god, what are the rules on this
because i'm pretty sure the last vtuber i've technically "watched" has been a soundpost webm clip of some random chuuba that i don't care about whatsoever

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 13:31:29 2022 No.21327610 It was mumei, although I rarely give her more than some ten minutes of time... Guess I'll divorce. Or pimp her out and bang someone else, since this was a forced marriage I wouldn't be into anyway.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 13:36:40 2022 No.21327889 >Pippa........ I end up hating her and we end up arguing alot. We eventually bond over cheeseburgers and get a mutual divorce.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 13:42:35 2022 No.21328141 >>21327244 >Ina An incredible ammount of sex as she begs me to let her draw between moans.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 13:45:15 2022 No.21328252 File: 566 KB, 585x612, 1648539841449.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] We all know what happens.

Anonymous Tue Mar 29 13:49:40 2022 No.21328443
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The apartment is extra cramped because Anemachi also has to move in, it’ll be hard by I’ll make it work because I’d be stupid to through away Suiwife.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 13:56:22 2022 No.21328770 >Pomu Guess I'd have to start with replacing the cum in her womb with my own

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 13:57:23 2022 No.21328824 >>21327244 Rookie only watches 1 chuuba at a time.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 13:59:50 2022 No.21328952 >>21327244 I can tell we will fuck like wild animals, not sure if the marriage will work at all we have very different kinds of autism.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 13:59:51 2022 No.21328953 Mating press.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 13:59:58 2022 No.21328961 >>21327244 >Luna I'll protect her from all you faggots.

Anonymous Tue Mar 29 14:03:49 2022 No.21329143
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If I looked at this thread even 10 min ago it would've been Selen. I like her, don't get me wrong, but thank god.

>>21327244
Hag sex, every single night. I would be wrung dry

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 14:17:38 2022 No.21329845 >IRyS I cum inside her tumtum again and again and again and again

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 14:29:46 2022 No.21330478 File: 446 KB, 1134x1578, 852aa536406bf206c3a739dc322ed439.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21327244 Die in freak accident where my skull is crushed by a giant pair of tits

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 14:38:37 2022 No.21330903 >>21327244 >amiya We live a happy life with two beautiful baby crab girls, I support her job and play retro games with them. Thanks for the fantasy anon.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 14:41:33 2022 No.21331054 Shit, I can't remember who I watched last? What happens now?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 15:14:55 2022 No.21332716 >>21327244 too much sex to even go to work tomorrow

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 15:17:53 2022 No.21332840 We make retarded babies

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 15:18:32 2022 No.21332874 >>21327244 why would i marry my daughter

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 15:20:23 2022 No.21332960 File: 28 KB, 296x292, 1637130979036.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21327244 cuddling, crying, and sex. in that order

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 15:22:53 2022 No.21333075 >>21327244 We both don't know Japanese, but I'm sure we could pull through.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 15:37:18 2022 No.21333692 >>21327244 >Koragi Is this winning at life?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 16:25:10 2022 No.21335942 >>21327244 >married to the last vtuber you watched >Hololive main channel colab Did I married A-chan or do I have an harem? Anyways we play video games all night.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 16:28:29 2022 No.21336135 File: 123 KB, 460x532, 1641819421194.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21327244 I have so much sex with IRyS she doesn't stream for a week

Anonymous Tue Mar 29 16:36:08 2022 No.21336493

>Marine
I would be over the moon. I would take such good care of this woman. I’d hold her every second I could afford to do so and cook for her. I’d work out with her. She would be so fun to take on dates. I’d be happy to meet her family too; they sound nice.
I’d want to find us a bigger place ASAP though; I have a cat and she is allergic to them. I mean, I am too, so it could probably still work for a while.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 16:43:38 2022 No.21336868 File: 134 KB, 1080x1083, La+1646577645275.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21327244 I move out and divorce Fuma-boy, 'cause I'm not a faggot. Wish him well though.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 16:47:59 2022 No.21337107 >>21327244 I only watch my oshi so i win

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 16:49:15 2022 No.21337157 File: 965 KB, 2493x3488, uwaaaaame.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21327244 imagine the smell ToT

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 17:05:58 2022 No.21337898 >>21327244 >fuck you! I'm moving back in with my mother, she was right, I should never have married you! Or something like that.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 17:38:48 2022 No.21339492 File: 71 KB, 555x585, Screenshot_2022-03-30-00-37-52-55~01.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] i won at life

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 17:42:44 2022 No.21339691 File: 34 KB, 680x456, Realistic Anya.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21327244 Not sure of my future anons.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 17:45:23 2022 No.21339828 >>21327244 https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCaCtb_IV8QQDeDkVmvb4cAw my ears will never not be comfy again >2VTXD

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 17:47:01 2022 No.21339939 >>21327244 Fuck, I need to actually remember who it is, I've been shitposting here instead of watching recently.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 17:47:57 2022 No.21340001 File: 231 KB, 1000x1403, Towa!.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21339939

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 18:31:55 2022 No.21342439 >>21327244 I can't speak Japanese

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 18:35:02 2022 No.21342608 File: 415 KB, 1296x1000, 1648578890977.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I have to thoroughly explain sex to my new wife so that she's not frightened on our honeymoon

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 18:37:51 2022 No.21342784 >>21337898 The only correct answer

Anonymous Tue Mar 29 19:18:21 2022 No.21344816
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We struggle daily about who is the daddy. I learn to avoid the hammer surprise attacks and take control. I grab her absurdly small head with one hand and position her on the bed. She wraps her four-foot legs around me so tightly she can clap her feet in front of my chest to applaud my prowess. I teach her to make sounds when laughing. We go broke from no supas.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 19:25:28 2022 No.21345128 >>21327244 She has to do an endurance stream so I'm forced to stay outside all day to avoid yabs. A pack of stray kusogakis abduct me and flatten my dick for sport.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 19:45:13 2022 No.21346032 File: 123 KB, 580x580, 1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] gonna teach her some gamer skills so she does not die all the time or get lost

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 19:52:11 2022 No.21346324 >>21327244 >Mori We have rough, drunken sex with me fucking her while she's pressed up against the window so the neighbors can see.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 20:04:31 2022 No.21346826 >>21346032 I hope you get married but forced to take Ryokun as your best man.

Anonymous Tue Mar 29 20:16:00 2022 No.21347348

>>21328443
Anemachi
>Anon Sui-chan has a busy day tomorrow so she needs to go to bed early.
>Why do you look disappointed?
>Where you planning on having sex tonight?
>Since Sui-chan needs her sleep and If you don't mind I'd gladly take her place.
Years later
>I overheard both of you talking about having a child and I object to that idea.
>Sui-chan is at a very important time in her career and having a child would only set her back.
>That's why I'm proposing that I have a child in Sui-chan's place and we'll raise it as if it was both of yours.
>Once everything settles down Sui-chan can have a child.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 20:16:40 2022 No.21347379 >>21327610 What are you? Deadbeats?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 20:39:25 2022 No.21348276 File: 112 KB, 754x900, FPAQgI9VsAEceVB.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I'm not gonna complain about this.

Anonymous Tue Mar 29 20:44:26 2022 No.21348481
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I breed and abuse my cute masochist kirin wife. Every night she whispers into my ears and gives me a nice massage and ear cleaning, then ends jerks me off while caressing my hair with my head on her lap

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 20:46:45 2022 No.21348572 >>21327244 HAG SEX SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX SEX WITH A HAG UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 20:49:07 2022 No.21348661 >>21330478 Are her streams even good? Only ever see people mock her model and nothing else

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 20:49:12 2022 No.21348667 File: 457 KB, 1000x1000, 1604698567345.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I dunno, we'll make it work, though it would probably hard to make room for all of her otaku merch. I WILL make this dork touch grass.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 20:50:16 2022 No.21348711 I'm making chalmers drop out of uni so we can have sex 24/7

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 20:54:52 2022 No.21348883 File: 123 KB, 942x818, cutebirb.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] alot of gay shit

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 20:58:05 2022 No.21349012 File: 987 KB, 1596x894, nazuchanangelsmile.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] happy married life (but also infidelity with su-chan)

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 20:59:13 2022 No.21349054 My neighbors make a noise complaint.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 21:04:22 2022 No.21349258 File: 625 KB, 900x1268, d76ab24cc14a396a54f317dd5f2358ea.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21327244 It'll be extra cramped with PJK living there too

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 21:07:47 2022 No.21349428 >>21335942 You get Yagoo

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 21:11:21 2022 No.21349575 File: 146 KB, 1007x695, Breed.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21327244 >Mumei >600 hours of breeding >>21327610 She wouldn’t give you a choice in the matter.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 22:02:00 2022 No.21351931 >>21327244 We sleep: https://twitter.com/7uta_sub/status/1508863963584696320

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 22:16:06 2022 No.21352611 I lose all my Yubis

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 22:17:50 2022 No.21352722 >>21327244 >What happens? Chumete

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 22:18:59 2022 No.21352800 File: 63 KB, 400x400, vUp16rl6Z7wQ9xj5_x400.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Enna Either I fix her with my dick or my patience runs out from her nagging me and I murder-suicide.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 22:45:48 2022 No.21354298 File: 1.53 MB, 1030x904, 1620262725559.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Have her teach me Apex

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 30 00:22:40 2022 No.21359466 File: 101 KB, 236x233, 1644828557772.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21347348 >when you realize this would never happen Pien

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 30 00:33:11 2022 No.21360086 File: 105 KB, 555x1200, 1641063214325.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21327244 well, neither of us speak Japanese so living in Tokyo is going to be a bit of a challenge but anyway copious amounts of sex

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