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2126028 No.2126028 [Reply] [Original]

>you will never take Aqua on a date and order for her because she’s too autistic to order herself

>> No.2126040

>eats all your seaweed
not worth it

>> No.2126217

>>2126028
Of course not, I can't order for myself either.

>> No.2126418

>>2126028
FREEDOM SMILE

>> No.2126462

>>2126040
>Attract her with seaweed
>Trap her
>Have a smol autistic onahole

>> No.2126746

>you will never lick up her drool as she sits there open mouthed and dumbfounded.

>> No.2126938

You do know she will be drooling all over you when you wake up in the morning right?

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>>2126028
Are you implying I'm less autistic?

>> No.2127086

Rumor

>> No.2127243

Why would I take her out? I'll netflix and "chill" with her, while ordering her favorite uber eats.

>> No.2127416

Biggest bush in all hololive

>> No.2127454
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2127454

drool...

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>>2126028
maybe (you) won't; I already have

>> No.2128559

>you will never have to make breakfast and coffee for her because she literally has no idea how to

>> No.2128614

She can't order herself because there is only one of her. There can't be 2 Aqua's.

>> No.2128651

>>2127416
She probably can't stand having hair so she keeps herself clean-shaven

>> No.2128949 [DELETED] 

>>2126028
And you need to slurp her saliva leaked from her mouth frequently

>> No.2129297
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>>2126028
Mea is so lucky

>> No.2129376

>>2126028
Ever wonder why her drool keep dripping? I fucked her throat a bit too rough and her jaw dislocated.

>> No.2129539

>>2128559
She's the only Holo that wouldn't question why you're making her eat the eggs.

>> No.2129608

>>2126028
>(you) will never get a date at all

>> No.2129703

>>2129608
How do girls like Aqua even get dates?

>> No.2129742

>>2127454
the worst manga I ever read, and to this day I still have no idea why I stuck with it.

>> No.2130088

>>2129703
They dont

>> No.2130135

>>2130088
Hey at least you have something in common, anon. Maybe you two could hit it off

>> No.2130189

>>2130088
This. Their autism can cause them to have really low self esteem and not even want to try. A shame really...

>> No.2130221

>>2126028
I think it'd be a good time, hanging out with Aqua. She's pretty relatable, though I've already grown from my shy state, enabling a 'contrast' type relationship. I don't know if she'd be good to have as a girlfriend or wife, but she'd definetely be a good friend.

>> No.2136355

>>2126028
Why are we here?

>> No.2137353

>>2126028
You're right, because I could never date a black vtuber.

>> No.2139131 [DELETED] 

>>2130189
Lucky for women they will sooner or later have someone that pursues them if they are even slightly attractive, usually from the workplace. She will likely end up with someone from the same industry that she meets during a collab or live event or something.

>> No.2139370

>cant order food herself
how can she get into hololive?
do u guys think hololive girls exaggerate thier personality?

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>>2139370
>how can she get into hololive?
>do u guys think hololive girls exaggerate thier personality?
Yes and no, remember Yagoo loves giving people second chances in life. From what I've heard from the other members Aqua is 100% this IRL

>> No.2142881

>>2128651
Does that mean she's also bald?

>> No.2142925

she has a bf

>> No.2142973

>>2126028
Why would I date my retarded daughter?

>> No.2142977

>>2142925
Yeah its me

>> No.2143022

>>2142839
had no idea Beyblade got so real

>> No.2143691

>>2142881
Only in the pubic area where it gets itchy

>> No.2144156

>>2143691
Shaving the private parts in Japan is seen as very lewd and something (almost) only prostitutes or sluts do, so I highly doubt it.

>> No.2144774

>>2126938
I drool in my sleep too though.

>> No.2144823

>>2129703
Usually some dude who's pretty inconsiderate and will keep bothering her despite showing no interest and being downright afraid of the situation. Eventually she'll drop her defense enough to get roped into a love hotel.

>> No.2144995

>>2126938
That shit will smell

>> No.2145215

>>2144156
Hairy crotches in Japan is a fuckin plague. They all need to start shaving their shit.

>> No.2145321

>>2144995
>you will never smell her rank morning breath.

>> No.2145963

>>2126028
Why even live?

>> No.2145964

Aqua seems like someone that would really appreciate an intimate non-sexual cuddle if you get in close.
>tfw you remind her of the feeling of another person acknowledging your value as a person

>> No.2146079
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>>2145321
if that means that ill get her love then she can drool as much as she wants/can

>>2145964
this thread is hitting pretty close at home

>> No.2146560

>>2142977
Actually its me Anon

>> No.2152397 [DELETED] 

>>2129608
They don't.
She's had one sort of romantic relationship in her life and it imploded on itself in less than 2 fucking months. Only Mea has had a more disastrous love life.

>> No.2155019 [DELETED] 

>>2152397
Source?

>> No.2155480 [DELETED] 

>>2152397
>had one sort of romantic relationship in her life and it imploded on itself in less than 2 fucking months.
Sorry my dick was too big for Aqua.

>> No.2155622 [DELETED] 

>>2152397
What’s the rrat on Mea?

>> No.2156302

What would you order her?
Green tea frappuchino?

>> No.2156500

I can't believe she abandoned APEX for MonHun...

>> No.2157067

>>2156302
I would order the one thing she wouldn't want, everytime
if she's not gonna order, she's gonna get crap

>> No.2158474 [DELETED] 

>>2155622
No rat her own words back in high school she got convinced into loosing her virginity and then got cheated on shortly after it fucked her up.
Her life is kinda a depressing cluster fuck held together by her friends.

>> No.2159051
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>>2156302
something healthy

>> No.2160000 [DELETED] 

>>2156302
No drinks only water

>> No.2160026

>>2156302
No sweet drinks, only water or unsweetened tea

>> No.2160372 [DELETED] 

>>2139131
Yeah that's very likely. Being a woman is easy mode for relationships.

>> No.2161190 [DELETED] 

>>2139131
>likely
Source?

>> No.2161228
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>>2145215
No.

>> No.2161351

>>2145215
It's hot

>> No.2165023

>>2126028
That’s a good thing. I ain’t dealing with that shit.

>> No.2165067

>>2165023
>anti-social girl
>sweet to people close to her
You're a faggot.
https://youtu.be/oV7YhNM8-uI

>> No.2165104

>you will never take Aqua on a date and pressure her to make the order
Fixed it for you

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>>2165067
>mfw that video
where would one get a gf like that?

>> No.2165646

>>2165569
Online games.

>> No.2165710

>>2165067
The thought of Aqua carrying around snacks whenever she goes out is funny.

>> No.2165723

>>2165710
she's a kid with adult wallet

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>>2165067
what an adorkable fatty. fucking precious

>> No.2165868

>>2165842
she's young and autistic
people like that don't get fat until way later in life

>> No.2170449

The only order I want is to order this retard to drool on my dick then slurp all the cum after she's finished sucking

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