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VShojo edition. You have to pick at least one member for each choice.

>> No.20919916

>>20919819
Where's bubi?

>> No.20920019

Fuck Froot, Kill Veibae, Marry Ironmouse (and then collect her twitchbucks when she dies from my cum)

>> No.20920085

fuck and marry ironmouse, kill everyone else. she'll die from the sex and ill take all the twitch money

>> No.20920175

>>20919819
Marry Mouse, Fuck Veibae and kill everyone else

>> No.20920224

>>20920175
>Your dick gets tainted by rotten cum and meat chunks

>> No.20920303

Fuck Melody. Marry Silvervale since that implies I'll get to fuck her more than once. Kill Hime since nobody will ever notice she's missing anyway.

>> No.20920328
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>>20920085
>>20920019
>pull a zentreya so you can steal twitch money for years without saying a word

>> No.20920842

Kill them all fuck op marry my oshi

>> No.20921017

>>20919819
Fuck Ironmouse to kill her in the process after getting married to take her money.

>> No.20921128

>>20919819
(hate)fuck vei
marry silver
kill nyanners

>> No.20921131

>>20920019
>>20920085
>>20921017
based jews

>> No.20921459

Kill: Silvervale, Ironmouse, Hime Hamije
Fuck then kill: Veibae
Marry: Nyanners
Rest, I can't even bother

>> No.20921529

>>20919819
Fuck Vei, Nyanners, Froot, Hime, Silver
Marry Melody
Kill Zen brutally, Ironmouse quietly via pillow suffocation

>> No.20921860

>>20919819
>fuck Zen
To teach him a lesson about hosting terrible collabs
>kill Hime
Would anyone notice if she went away? I think I’d get away with it.
>marry Nyanners
I’d take half her stuff in the divorce and then become a dramatuber just to bug the shit out of her.

>> No.20922690

Fuck Froot, kill Melody, marry Silver.

Why would you marry anyone other than silver?

>> No.20922748

>>20919819
>Fuck
Silver because hottest mommy model
>Marry
Ironlung because she'll die soon and I get the money
>Kill
Froot because she's a backstabbing bitch

>> No.20922780

>>20920019
Damn that was my strat too

>> No.20923154

>>20919819
Fuck Silver
Marry Melody
Kill Hime

>> No.20923430

>>20919819
Fuck Froot. She's too seiso in public, she has to be amazing in bed.

Marry Mouse. The most wholesome, genuine one of the lot.

Kill Syd. She's a lazy waste of space and I keep cringing every time they try to shove her into their comp videos. Actually kill Garnt while we're at it, for enabling her.

>> No.20923719

Fuck Vei because literal semen demon.
Marry Nyanners since I have the same retarded sense of humour and I think she's actually the hottest.
Kill.. Zentreya I guess, since I'm utterly detached from him/her/xhir due to the nature of their setup

>> No.20923957

>>20919819
Threesome with Nyanners and Mel while Vei sucks my ears, Froot can clean me up afterwards idk
Marry Ironmouse then proceed to kill her with cum, to take the money, lie about my illness getting worse and stream silent like Froot to make even more.
Kill froot because she will know what I did and Hime because she is fat

>> No.20924148

>>20919819
Fuck Veibae, marry Silvervale, then kill ironmouse. Rid ironmouse of her pain and hardships

>> No.20924321

Fuck Froot
Kill Zen
Marry Mouse for a day and divorce

>> No.20924658

>>20919819
fuck and marry mel, kill the others.

>> No.20924720

Fuck Nijisanji
Marry VShojo
Kill Hololive

>> No.20925095

Fuck Silvervale, I'd probably marry but I don't want to deal with her family.

Marry Ironmouse, no joke here I just like her more.

Kill Hime because who cares about her?

>> No.20925481

Fuck: Silver and Vei cause they're hot
Marry: Froot, because goth cute waifu
Kill: Hime cause she is just a joke that gone to far also worse keep secret

>> No.20925542

>>20919819
Fuck Melody
Marry Ironmouse
Kill Vei

>> No.20926361
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20926361

>>20919819
Fuck Ironmouse, Marry Melody, Kill Hime.
The rest crash and burn later on in life by themselves.
>"Why?"
1. Sex with mousey kills her by default so you (unironically) send her out with a bang and don't have to worry about her trying to ruin your life if you get too happy about your marriage
2. Killing Hime takes out someone else too by pure inertia and also prevents wildcards popping up in the future somehow
3. Melody has potential (I think) as a wife, maybe not a traditional one and most likely won't be a good mother, but still a good wife, she also seems to love learning about sexual health and whatnot so very unlikely that she will do something stupid later on in life, also she's a weeb so you don't have to convince her about accepting your otaku side, she already is one too, one very lewd one too.
She's also very communicative, the type of partner that you can talk with about anything for hours and both of you enjoy the time spent together. My point is, Melody is definitely worse than some of the others in some aspects but she will likely become the most mature one of them in the long run (I hope).
>"What about the others?"
The rest are landmines, you all know why.
>"They are all landmines on their own"
Yes, but you can't tank a meltdown from Froot or Zentreya or Silvervale or Veibae, they will fuck you up, maybe not physically but that implies them damaging you on other fronts which is worse these days
>"Nyanners?"
Just NO, it is not worth it, probably the best worst decision because she will crash both of your lives in a schizo meltdown.
The awkward steamy sex would probably be unbelivable tho, I bet she would probably jump you and then try to motorboat your dick in a desperate attempt to release stress and trying to entice you into not abandoning her aging loner menhera fatass.

Pic unrelated.

>> No.20926501

>>20919819
This one's easy, fuck Melody, marry Froot, kill nyaners.

>> No.20926569

>>20926361
Was it autism?

>> No.20927470

>>20926569
No, I'm ESL, which is worse.

>> No.20927622

>>20926361
explain why you can't tank a meltdown from Silvervale. I mean, she seems nice, and she sucks a good dick just like her mother.

>> No.20927673

>>20919819
Kill
Kill
Kill
Kill
Kill
Already Dying
Kill
Fuck

>> No.20927764

kill hime and zentrya then keep the rest in sex dungeon

>> No.20927828

Does picking Mouse for fuck also count as a kill?

>> No.20928089

>>20927622
The five I considered as landmines seem to be the most prone to try to ruin your life in a cancellation attempt after you suddenly have a "Based" moment.
Of course, Silver seems like the type of girl to an hour or two later realize what she has done and go "OMG SORRY!!!" but by that time you could be pretty much stained for life even up to wagie positions which in turn makes you 100% dependant on them, that is not a good position to be in.
On a similar note, I believe Vei might keep the tension up about fucking your life just to fuck with you, I suppose some people are into that anyways so meh, acceptable I guess.

>> No.20928124

I'd fuck and kill all of them in that order except zentreya because im not a faggot

I would also fuck hajime twice; one infront of her viewers and another one infront of gicuck

Then I'd marry mouse to live from her twitch paycheck

>> No.20928224

>>20924720
>Fuck Nijisanji
Damn, that's a lot of sex.

>> No.20928299

>>20924720
What about Treerat tho?, she sounds based.

>> No.20928347

>Fuck
Froot!

>Marry
Nyanners~ <3

>Kill
Zentreya

>> No.20928399

>>20924720
Would you even fuck the men aswell?

Also why is everyone saying that mouse is dying? Where is the rrat?

>> No.20928496

>>20928399
>Would you even fuck the men aswell?
You can force them into the babiniku route tho, it is still going to be awkward as fuck but eh, hole tight, hole right (use a fucking condom to avoid infections FFS).

>> No.20928680

Fuck and Marry Silver, Kill everyone else

>> No.20929167

>>20919819
>fuck
Silvervale, no hesitation
>marry
Ironmouse, she's 2d so her gigaaids doesn't apply right? RIGHT? If not then Melody, if she was to retire she'd probably be a good person to settle down with.
>kill
Veibae, she's everything I despise even though my contrymen's blood is running through her veins

>> No.20929244

>>20919819
Fuck Nyanners
Marry Melody
Kill Vei

>> No.20929246

>>20919819
>Fuck
none
>Marry
none
>Kill
everyone
i wish everyone at vshojo an unpleasant career

>> No.20929354
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20929354

>>20928399
>Where is the rrat?
Here, you summoned him.

>> No.20929477

>>20919819
Fuck Mouse to death
Kill everyone
Marry dead froot

>> No.20931663

Remember that trying to kill Froot directly is pointless, she's a lich so she'll just respawn as long as her phylactery exists.
Unless that's the point and you want to kill her over and over again every week, in which case, have at it.

>> No.20931843

>>20919819
Just purge them all.

>> No.20931985

Fuck Melody
Marry Nyanners
Kill Zen

>> No.20932461

Kill myself.

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