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20662411 No.20662411 [Reply] [Original]

>Hololive full of young, peppy girls with wombs working at 100% efficiency
>people lust over a dusty womb hags who can barely move.
Why? Do you want your children to end up with autism and join hololive gen 24?

>> No.20662539
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>>20662411
don't care i will impregnate mio

>> No.20662617
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>>20662411

>> No.20662658

>>20662539
How can you impregnate a woman with ovaries that stopped producing eggs?

>> No.20662712
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>Hololive
>full of young, peppy girls

>> No.20662735

God why do hags make me so fucking horny

>> No.20662776

>>20662411
>Hololive full of young, peppy girls with wombs working at 100% efficiency
Anon most of girls are over 30

>> No.20662840

>>20662411
it's simple, either something was developmentally wrong with their heads, or they've been conditioned to like hags despite our natural desires to go for younger women

>> No.20662911
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>>20662658
by sheer force of will and lots of nakadashi mating press

>> No.20664123

>>20662911
I dont think cum can heal ovaries.

>> No.20664187

>>20664123
Mine will

>> No.20664367

>>20662658
Using science of course.

>> No.20665181

>>20662411
>dusty wombs
perfect for rehydration

>> No.20665272

>>20664123
it just hasn't been tried enough

>> No.20665358

i dunno how to tell you this anon but vtubing is not the career women go into if they are planning on having children anytime in the future

>> No.20665376
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>>20662411
i couldn't care less about children, i just want to have sex with hot mature women.
not to mention that they all have great personalities and make truly entertaining, genuinely good content.
sad that your ~20yo menheras and the most basic girls alive can't compete.

>> No.20665438

>>20665376
Pretty much this.
You don't need to understand and you can't understand anyway since you have shit taste.

>> No.20665464

>>20664123
Not with that attitude!

>> No.20665559

>>20665376
too based

>> No.20665658

>>20665376
Based but also god I want to inpregnate Koyori at least three times.

>> No.20665674
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20665674

>>20662411

another /mion/ thread?? well alright Op we can do that

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>>20665658
she probably wants that too, anon.

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>>20665674
every anti-hag thread instantly turns into a pro-hag thread.
/hag/gots literally too strong

>> No.20666248

>hag thread
>No Botan
>All I see is a bunch of defeatist attitude fags who won't even end her menopause
Promptly remove yourselves from the gene pool

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>>20666248
gotcha

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>>20666248

>> No.20666580

>>20662658
By trying your best.

>> No.20666635

>>20665376
>draw a young girl
>call her a hag
Fuck off.

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>>20662411
You need to check your testosterone level

>> No.20666833

>>20665988
i mustn't give in
i am stronger than this
i mustn't get horny

>> No.20666903

Mio ponytail always makes my dick perk up.

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>>20666248
>No Botan
Sorry I was busy doing things with my space elf, anon

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>>20666248
i wanted to post her but the thread specifies Miosha so i went with Miosha.
please don't be mad, anon, i wholeheartedly love Botan and she was (is) my first hag.

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>>20666635
>implying

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You are the person filming this, Matsuri, Mel, Haato and Fubuki are watching you. What do you do?

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>>20666833
resistance is futile

>> No.20667091

>>20662658
That's not how menopause works holy shit this website is beyond retarded I've literally seen faggots thinking women can't have kids after 25 holy kek.

>> No.20667143

>>20667091
>99.98% of /vt/ doesn't know how the female body works
shocking, truly

>> No.20667148

>>20662776
They weren't when they started working at hololive.

>> No.20667188

>>20667091
>anons have never interracted with a woman
water is wet

>> No.20667235

>>20665988
We all know anti-hag threads are just falsefags baiting people into posting more hags

>> No.20667274

>>20667148
Only Coco, who graduated as a hag, AZKi and perhaps Polka, I kinda forget, who weren't a hag when they started working at Hololive

>> No.20667294

>>20667235
A good few seem to be made by lolicons who don't understand why their dick doesn't get up for adult women.

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>>20667235
they are the tsunderes of the haglovers

>> No.20667366

Hags are the best in bed theyre experienced and has something to prove

>> No.20667367

>>20662776
>most
>some
there I fixed it for ya'

>> No.20667376

>>20662411
you wouldn't get it. too much of a fuckin normie

>> No.20667385

>>20667274
Sora, Haachama, Suisei, La+.

>> No.20667453

>>20666936
Aki definitely exudes more SEX than Mio. Sorry Mio-lovers

>> No.20667539
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>>20662411
Hololive is a retirement home for NicoNico Douga women

>> No.20667584

>>20662411
Perhaps you haven’t read the letter of our founding father Benjamin on why hags are superior

>> No.20667632

>>20667385
Ah forgive my lack of words I mean those are chuubas who was a cake when they started working at Hololive and are now hags. The rest of the known hags are already a hag when they sign the contract with Cover

>> No.20667839

>>20667039
I will tell Friend to suck my cock and Banpire to rim my ass out and fuck Aki with the other two as soon as she finishes her dance. As for Festival and Chammer they can lez out at the corner or doing whatever I don't care

>> No.20667892

>>20662411
Show yourself Taiga i know you're behind these threads!

>> No.20667964

>>20662712
Lapchan makes the cut at least

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>>20667453

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>>20667453
why not both?

>> No.20668614

>>20667025
Anon that creature is barely an adult. Most of you would cut and run at the sight of a real hag design.

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>talks about vtubers like it's only hololive
>proves to be a pedophile
Beautiful.

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>>20669220
Who are you qouting?

>> No.20670091

>>20669804
your guess is as good as mine

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>>20670091

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>>20662411
There is no way children between a smart, blonde, bue eyed guy like me, and the incredibly powerful, lovely, emotional Mr. Koro could be anything less than perfect.

>> No.20673633

>>20668614
I'd fuck Koyori's roommate after taking her out to dinner or whatever hags like to do.

>> No.20673714

>>20662658
Your seed is weak, anon. Mine isn't. I will impregnate the hags.

>> No.20675236

>>20666740
Holy shit

>> No.20675498

>>20662411
Studies show that the age of mothers have a negligible effect on the chances of having children with autism. Several other factors greatly affect the chances of their children getting autism and mothers' age is not one of them.

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https://twitter.com/kakage0904/status/1505389371083862019

>> No.20677793

>>20667188
Correct

>> No.20679745

>>20667385
>Sora
Not according her previous works

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I don't know how. The only three characters I have had any sexual attraction to are Mio, Aki, and Botan. I had no idea the latter two were even considered hags. All I know is that lewd images of them whip me up into a fucking frenzy.

I think I need help.

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>>20662411
I want a warm kind mother for my children.

Also her body is peak breedability.

>> No.20683218

I feel no attraction towards koyori, korone or botan but I swear I could go on for days if I had a chance with mio. I dunno how she does it.

>> No.20683236

>>20662411
If you want children, marry a young one but have a hag mistress.

>> No.20685018

>>20683236
Hi Benjamin

>> No.20686491

>>20662411
As long as she can pump out one daughter for oyakodon she's good. Other than that I just want a Japanese hag to give me nursing hand jobs and then cuddle me while I fall asleep

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