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19779416 No.19779416 [Reply] [Original]

>actual black rapper that makes Mori seethe
>fighting games guy that larps as a sumo wrestler
>epic zoomer tiktok hypebeast
>the trap that secretly hates being a trap
>kpop fujobait that's will never be Japanese. The Kiara of starsEN.

>> No.19779496

Why are we assuming it’s going to be 5 members instead of the usual 3

>> No.19779953

>>19779416
>Look at Holostars
What makes you think you will get this

>> No.19780025

I don't see why you think Cover is going to just copy the proven failure format that is HolostarsJP for an EN male branch. Cover is retarded but they're not going to just sink a generation's worth of money on something they know won't work

>> No.19780162
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19780162

I just want nice guy.

>> No.19780202

everyone on this board understands that female idol groups are meant to be cute and inoffensive but somehow fails to grasp that male idol groups aim for the same goal
you will get prettyboys that pander to women and you will like it

>> No.19780298
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>>19779416
The absolute meltdown if a nigger got into HomoEN would really be something to behold. Holobronies would never live it down that fucking Tyrone is injecting their oshis with AIDS every night.

>>19780162
Would be a step down for him, honestly. No smoking on stream, for one.

>> No.19780331

>>19779416
>implying you would actually watch them once if they actually debut
You wishy-washy unicorns dont even watch holostars

>> No.19780407

>>19780331
I can't understand Japanese.

>> No.19780448

Holostars EN members that are confirmed hired through nepotism:
Barb
Marcel
Eddie

>> No.19780496
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19780496

Nijisanji...kneel

>> No.19780556

Sammyclassicsonicfan

>> No.19782452

>>19779416
I just hope none of them are fujofags and they're all bros just wanting to fuck around on csgo or whatever

>> No.19782559

>>19782452
They're an idol group aiming to appeal to women. Temper your expectations as such.

>> No.19782785
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>>19780202
>holostars is specifically that
>fail
>manjisanji does the same thing
>succeeds

>> No.19783059

It's gonna be 5 twinks because cover is chasing after nijiboys' success

>> No.19785474

>>19779416
My top 5 realistic answers:
1. Connor
2. Nux
3. Woolie from SBFP
4. Lyle Rath
5. Sykkuno (collab partner for Gura)

My dream team:
1. Doug Walker
2. Jerma
3. Zach Hadel
4. Jontron
5. Contrapoints

Rate my list

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>>19785474

>> No.19789438

>>19780298
>No smoking on stream, for one.
...that has literally never been a problem, anon.

>> No.19789584

>>19780298
>if a nigger got into HomoEN
Hey, I'm high on hopium wishing that my nigga Woolie gets in.

>> No.19789587

>>19779416
Who cares, nobody here will watch them and the few that care will become antis the moment they interact with the girls, which will happen unless Cover specifically wants them to fail for some reason.

>> No.19789697

>>19789584
You wish, Woolie would dodge that shit like he dodged the bisexual ladies that one time.

>> No.19789800

>>19785474
>dream team
Explain. Post a picture of what kind of characters they’d play.

>> No.19790036

>>19785474
>Nux
>realistic
>fucking Contrapoints
Please get better material.

>> No.19790098

>>19785474
shit, I hope Woolie gets in tho he's cool

>> No.19790217

>>19785474
>Connor
Isn't he already in VShojo+?

>>19790098
Not according to >>19789697.

>> No.19790892

>>19790217
After thinking about it a bit more, I just assumed that being a corpo vtuber would be the last thing on Woolie's mind. For an instance, the whole point of his Get Into Fighting Games content is that he streams himself and friends playing those to show people what each game is all about, and show that you can just have a fine good time with them without having to sweat over the minutiae of them to have fun. While it would be fantastic to have a huge platform to do that with the Clover brand, he'll have to wait for permissions, same as any other game he'd be interested in. And while he has a schedule and can keep it in his normal streams and can act like a normal human being unlike the deranged ginger goblin Pat, having to deal with a manager breathing down his neck probably doesn't vibe with him at all, unless StarsEN (or whatever the fuck name they'll give) is so lax that it won't feel any different.
His taste in games would make for an interesting agency-level vtuber, I suppose.

>> No.19791800

>>19785474
apart from jerma that dream team would be a yab factory. especially zach
>nux
kys

>> No.19793391

>>19779416
>a hobo yagoo befriended while travelling abroad
>an unemployed, starving student (nepotism hire)
>european diversity hire like kiara (also really funny in that funny weird european way)
>a dedicated idol, a real gangstar
>a boomer who figured out how to stream

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>>19779416

>> No.19793900
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one of them have to be cute jewboys who whoring himself for BFE so i can fantasize dating cute jewboys with anime avatar.

>> No.19793994

>>19785474
>2. Nux
stopped reading there

>> No.19794442

>>19793391
>>a boomer who figured out how to stream
Imagine the possibilities. Even more if the student ends up being EN Miyabi and they become bros.

>> No.19794475

>>19779416
Connor
Garnt
Jerma
Ssethe
InternetHistorian

>> No.19794629

>>19779416
>kpop fujobait that's will never be Japanese. The Kiara of starsEN.
Don't you mean the Ina? She the actually weaboo that wishes she was born Japanese. Kiara is just an idol otaku.

>> No.19794784

>>19785474
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-tEm9_QuwwM
Zach with the BFE ASMR

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>> No.19795037

You guys are retards who don't watch the Holostars. Here is what is going to happen
>A group of inoffensive but decent guys who are decent gamers, ok singers, and who speak Japanese
Or
>Too many shitty applicants and HolostarsEN never happens

>> No.19795080

>>19795037
/thread

>> No.19795833

>>19785474
Retarded list on all counts. At least you dug deep, here's a (you) for the effort.

>> No.19795940

>>19791800
This Zach gentleman is actually very good at pussyfooting, I believe he could survive being a corporate vtuber, but it's definitely not his thing.

>> No.19796006

>>19793391
I completely believe this.
Also, I should be that dying student.

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