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19763908 No.19763908 [Reply] [Original]

>be married
>love my wife to death
>but deep down know that if I was married to gura instead i'd love gura even more
I don't like this.

>> No.19763991

don't worry i'm sure she thinks about fucking other men as well

>> No.19764017

>>19763908
Now you are just as bad as 3D women. Why are you in love with a vtuber while having a wife?

>> No.19764042

kill yourself normal faggot

>> No.19764073

>>19764017
What do you mean i have a wife and kid myself and i jack it to gura while my kid plays with her ipad beside me

>> No.19764101

>>19764073
>new ip
Not fooling me.

>> No.19764106

>>19764017
>Why are you in love with a vtuber while having a wife?
I didn't choose to...

>> No.19764121

I'm in the same boat, but I'm in too deep to leave and try to find a petite shark wife. If only vtubers had happened ten years earl4dnj0ier

>> No.19764185

>>19764106
I would recommend detaching from this hobby before you get too attached. Keep you and your wife happy. 99% of us are lonely men. Don't feel the need to be like us. Worry about your family and find a different hobby.

>> No.19764190

>>19764101
I may be a new ip but im also in the same situation

>> No.19764192

>>19764121
No. We were born too early. In the future, AI will be so advanced that we'll have perfect robot waifus that no woman could ever compete with. You could have a gura, while also having a harem of other waifus that have a perfect personality but are also living, thinking, real beings. In 100 years this WILL be the standard.

>> No.19764236

>>19764073
>>19764190
If so, why do you jerk off while your kid is next to you? That might traumatize them. But I don't trust that you actually do this. You are probably fishing for "DO CHUMBUDS REALLY?" responses.

>> No.19764345
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19764345

Just force your wife to become Gura.

>> No.19764387

>>19763908
You have no chance, anon, she belongs to Vox already.

>> No.19764405

>>19764345
I'm sorry but that mask gives me the creeps.

>> No.19764492
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>>19764405
Get in the kig anon, it's your turn to be Gura.

>> No.19764534

>>19764492
....a

>> No.19764616
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>>19764073
Based chumbud.

>> No.19764835

>>19764185
But then I'd miss my gura...

>> No.19764886

>>19764835
If you can control yourself, it wouldn't be so bad. But since you already know you love Gura more than your wife, it's better to let go before it overtakes your life.

>> No.19764948

>>19763908
>he doesnt make his wife cosplay as his waifus
ngmi

>> No.19764953

>>19764886
I don't love her more than my wife, I just realize that I would love Gura more if she swapped places with my wife.

>> No.19764974

>>19764121
Anon, are you okay? Seems as though you had a stroke at the end of the sentence there buddy

>> No.19765011

>>19764953
So, in other words, you love Gura more than your wife. I don't get how what we are saying is any different.

>> No.19765032

>>19763908
Nigger just groom your wife into behaving like Gooruh
It's how I pavlov'd mine into loving headpats

>> No.19765042

>>19764974
NTA but the captcha box sometimes selects the post field on mobile because the DOM elements are fucked up, blame MVB.

>> No.19765054

>>19764121
AIanon, your neural network hasn't finished generating the sentence before you post

>> No.19765174

>>19765011
Let me put it another way. I love my wife. Out of all the women I've met, she's the most "ideal" person I've met. But it's not like I believe in soul mates. I realize that given that there's billions of women on earth, chances are there's thousands upon thousands of women that, had I married, I would be in love with more than my wife.
I don't love Gura more than my wife because we haven't shared any moments together. My love for my wife grew through all of our years together.
But when I watch that stupid shork I know I'd be able to love Gura more. In a normal life most men would not have to go through this, being exposed to a woman that you know you would have loved more than your wife. But the way vtubers popularity works, it's almost like the very best waifus are filtered to the top, gaining more and more exposure.
So here I am, watching Gura, a stupid, cute, perfect girl that I now have to juxtapose against my wife.
Were I born 50 years ago, I would not have to go through something like this.

>> No.19765228

>>19763908
What kind of Gosling still hasn't seen Blade Runner 2049?

>> No.19765406

>>19765174
I see. I can understand your plight, despite never having been with a woman. This is something that is an unfortunate reality. This is why a lot of women cheat, among other reasons. They can get a lot of attention from men, and some might be someone they view as more fitting than their husband. A good person resists these urges and stays faithful. While you are lucky that, despite being tempted by Gura, you literally cannot get with her and cheat on your wife. Despite this, I would still argue that you should leave this hobby, even if you cannot act on your urges. It is not a good idea.

>> No.19765466

>>19765174
but surely
you've also thought about the chance of loving Gura less than you expect had she become your wife
wdyt about that?

>> No.19765501

>>19765466
>you've also thought about the chance of loving Gura less than you expect had she become your wife
I've tried reading this sentence 3 times and I still don't understand.

>> No.19765627

>>19765501
I meant "loving Gura less than you had expected"
give it 2 minutes so the faulty understanding gets thrown away in place for the right one

>> No.19765690

>>19765627
It could be a case of "the grass is greener", but even so I fucking love gura.

>> No.19765780

OP, you should also keep in mind that you are seeing Gura at her best constantly while you see your wife even at her worst. You have no idea what Gura is like outside of streams. Maybe you wouldn't like her as much. Your wife, on the other hand, is someone you know you love no matter when you see her.

>> No.19765816

>>19765780
True

>> No.19765874

>>19763908
>deep down know that if I was married to gura instead i'd love gura even more
You love the concept of Gura not the actual real life Gura. You probably don't even know 10% of her real person based just off of stream, which she is already super reserved on

>> No.19765912
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19765912

Just buy a Gura sex doll and have a threesome with it and your wife a few times a week.

>> No.19766158

>>19765912
how prominent are Gura sex-items in the market?

>> No.19766519
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19766519

>>19766158
Not as common as Kanna, the genshin lolis, or the SDM girls, but seems popular enough that you won't have to knit your own like that other anon.

>> No.19767116

>>19763908
Based.
Gura is the perfect woman

>> No.19767412

>>19765032
Unironically based

>> No.19767737

>>19767116
Yes I more-or-less feel the same.

>> No.19769368

>>19763908
Gura is a nigger LOL

>> No.19770431

>>19763908
tell your wife to cosplay as gura then problem solved

>> No.19770694

>>19763908
Cumbuds legit scares me...
That thread about hugging Gura if they found her on the street still haunts me to this day.

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19770802

Shork pussy

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