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A thread for the discussion of the Tarnished Telesto, Mori Calliope, and the members of her extended universe.

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mori needs to become real and kiss my head and eyes

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its time for football

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Not to distract from Our Mori, but the soccer team is about to take the field if anyone wants to perform some multi-stream drifting!

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>>19635558
She seems to be getting better but her choice of weapons/armor are still holding her back

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It's do or die, deadbeats. Divegrass time.

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>>19635558
mori on one monitor
divegrass on the other

let's go!

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>>19635733
>>19635736
>>19635788
>>19635827
my piece of shit laptop isn't nearly meaty enough to handle 2 video streams

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wait what happened? did she beat the invader or just leave ?

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Alright, so I take it the "maybe" stream 9 hours from now won't be a thing, right?

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>>19635880
she left to fight margit

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GO /morig/ GO!

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>>19635879
neither is mine but i won't let that stop me

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bros we suck

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>>19635975
link doko?

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>i was reading chat

sure mori we believe you

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>>19636065
regular 4cc cytube

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This dummy still hasn't noticed her rolls are slow.

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>>19636121
she's on medium load though

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>>19636114
>nhato remix
BASED

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jesus fuck, she's so stupid it is starting to actively detoriate HER enjoyment

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deadbeats...

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>>19636219
If this keep up she will end the stream

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>Mori is a fucking failure
>/morig/ is failing already

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That is not "cash money"

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down 1-0
Margit beating my boy's ass
things aren't looking too good

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why can't she grab him by the tail and spin him around and yell so long gay bowser

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>mori sucks
>morig sucks

team reflects the oshi

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FUG

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Jesus guys this is embarrassing. Our team wasn't this bad last time

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She's learning!

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It's over...

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Roger is so fucking useless

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I FUCKING LOVE KAWAIIOPE MORIRIN AND I WANT TO MARRY THIS DORK, START A FAMILY WITH THIS DORK, AND RAISE A SON WITH THIS DORK, A SON WHO’LL INHERIT OUR RESPECTIVE BEST TRAITS AND ATTRIBUTES BUT IS ALSO JUST AS MUCH OF A DUMB CHUUNI AS HIS BEAUTIFUL DORK OF A MOTHER

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kekkers

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Calling it: Milky scores
MAKE WAY FOR THE QUEEN

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stick a fork in us we're done

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My expectations were low but jesas

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Bros tell me its going to be ok

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We never speak of this again.

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Lui came to cheer for her senpai

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Enter hag hawk

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>5% possession
kek

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>margit does the staff + hammer swing
>blocks staff and dodges the hammer for 0 damage received

That was fucking good

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moririn...

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>>19636881
She's not doing amazing instantly, but she's slowly piecing together the strat.

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>>19636950
the Mori experience

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Is Kawaiiope's hat trick still king ? I thought that was switched out to the love shack remx ?

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Morippi is tilting...

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Damn Ope looks so cute on the field, and her kicks are hella strong for her size. Wish we got more close-ups of her.

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Reposting this again:
Since there are probably a lot of deadbeats here now I figure I can ask again if you all would be interested in doing something collaborative for Mori's birthday.
https://poal.me/grrlhf
And yea, >poals, but this is just to see if there are people willing to contribute to this project if someone will organize it.
Basically it'd be a short collection of pictures in the style of a children's picture book. Each person gets a page and the quality of your artwork can be lower than average since it would fit with the theme anyway. For the actual "story" I was thinking each page could be a letter for the acronym "Mori Calliope" plus a beginning and ending page. That would mean at least 14 submissions would be needed. Maybe we could even get a bound copy sent to Mori, but a pdf would be fine too.
tldr; https://poal.me/grrlhf

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>>19637371
Not the only one tilting.

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Yooo where the fuck is that animation from?

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>>19637391
Watching her dart around the field was fun.

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She's so fixated on that thrust move. Her weapon fucking sucks.

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mori's brain runs a few seconds slower!

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why is she using the fucking estoc again

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>>19637178
Mane-san doesn't keep the page updated

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>Losing against /moon/
Come on guys.

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>>19637588
she love the thrust
honestly her overreliance on R2 attacks is her biggest weakness

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>>19637178
Its supposed to be King for standars and Love Shack for hat trick
Anyway, there's backup strats for the other teams in the group so we'll still have a few chances.

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DROP YOUR SHIELD MORI

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>go take a shower
>come back
>she still hasn't beaten it
moririn...

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She's objectively the worst to play the game yet, Gura probably would have even beaten him at this point...

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Holy shit the R2, Mori just use R1...

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>margit keeps jumping away as she winds up for R2
>more than twice
lol

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>>19635785
this. She should have stuck with confessor

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Mori misses a lot of opportunities to attack, for some reason I thought she would have a more aggressive playstyle.

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>>19637934
She legitimately gets worse every attempt. We already knew it, but she might be on the spectrum for more than just autism

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If someone had quit the stream at the beginning and came back now he'd get the impression that she's been battling it the entire time

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>>19638126
a bunch of people in global did that

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>>19637908
>if Gura was as dedicated as Mori she would have beaten Margit by now
Yeah, and? If IRyS took singing more seriously she'd have double Mori's views, but she doesn't. Talent is nothing but potential until it's tapped.

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>>19638126
Considering there has been zero improvement even with two extra flasks, they would be right honestly

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>>19638205
Why the fuck you bringing up irys like that "deadbeat"

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ya boi, she's... not that good at video games, y'know...

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>>19638205
Beat Bloodborne 5 times btw

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>>19637908
that's completely untrue

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I'm legit turning into Pat here with how much shes crippling herself by leaving the shield up

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>>19638317
it's a bit different here with stamina regen being much nicer in ER than 2

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Tallbeats, how would you prefer to kiss your Mori?

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Missed a few hours off the start of the stream so I'll be watching the Vod later, but I'm not surprised she's still fighting Margit. Mori has always had difficulty learning how a game works but once she does learn she intuitively understands it quite well. She had a pretty insane time in vanilla Jump King despite screwing up cause it became a little bit of a second nature for. too bad about the roll spamming though, if she had beat DS3 she would've had that effectively ironed out of her already lmao

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>>19638205
Retard

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>>19638407
thank you, this is good reference.

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She absolutely summoned someone to beat it for her on her other file.

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>>19638258
Because she's way more talented than Mori when it comes to music, but your boy more than makes up for that with 2 years of intense improvement as a vocalist and over half a decade of grinding it out as a performer? It was the closest parallel that I can think of, and I love IRyS enough to buy the physical CD for Journey.
The point is I don't really care who MIGHT have had an easier time holding up the Egg of Columbus. I care about the person who made it happen, and it's that stubborn spark that makes Mori my kamioshi.

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>>19637908
ogey retard

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>>19638415
She shouldn't have sold herself as "I played SO many hours of FromSoft games" and more "I really enjoy these types of games"

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>>19638407
Middle, but I cannot get my brain to accept that Mori is shorter than me.

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ENTER (And then just as quickly exit)

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>>19638407
Middle one

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>>19638512
too bad irys latest song sucked
even bae's was better

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kneel

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I more appreciate that she knows who patches is when none of the other girls do than her being tricked by patches

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>>19638407
First one, while she's frozen in embarrassment

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>>19638550
same, I always overestimate anime character height
probably because I forget that I'm tall
seeing her 3D on stage will be a whiplash for sure

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>>19638407
3 fo sho, that's the shit

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Morippi...

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>>19638445
no she talked about it. Watch the streams.

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>>19638668
it was alright. Play dice is exactly as sick as Mori made it out to be, but that might be our sample bias as deadbeats talking. Sparks of Joy is my favorite IRyS song so far and I'm still looking forward to the day Mori gets her a lyrics credit and out from under AO's thumb

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>>19638548
that's all she did say, and it was Bloodborne time

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>>19638766
If you believe word-for-word what she says at this point, you're more naïve than a child

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>>19638748
Even on the stage you're not going to notice it because she will be taller than most of the other girls. That's an even crazier reminder how short some of the others are.

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>>19638838
she explain in detail how she beat Margit. You are retarded. Fuck off

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>>19638838
If you go around thinking everyone is lying to you, you're just kind of weird and pathetic

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>>19638838
Fuck off retard

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>>19638548
Anon spending a lot of hours on a Fromsoft game doesn't mean you're good at it. I spent hours on Champion Gundyr cause I was too smoothbrained to figure out the parry timing to barely scrape by, that doesn't make me good at the game.

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I'm personally ready for level 50 Adam Sandler vs Margit endurance stream in April

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does anyone have the link that really bad mori diss track? It got taken down from youtube?

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>>19639124
I saw you ask this in global friend, try again there

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>>19639124
Disstrack was soo bad YouTube delete

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>>19639124
I don't think it was on youtube, just search archives for yung skelly, it's a streamable
search youtube for ogey rrat - in the mind of mori, for a really good one instead

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>>19636484
How long have you been posting this in every thread for? t.newbeat

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>>19638407
1, 2 then 3.

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>>19638407
She said she'd wear heels

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>>19639222
yeah yeah i saw that one too. But nah i checked one of the archives and the streamable was deleted too. Unless there's a bunch of different links elsewhere. I knew i shouldve saved that shit

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She took the advices she got in comments way too seriously and she's trying to follow them even when they contradict what she sees. She'd beat the boss by now if she just spammed R1 and caused an extra bloodloss proc.

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>Aw, c'mon. Don't play coy with me~
That was very cute.

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>Hi noob girl
Cute JP Nikki...

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man, moments like this really suck the enjoyment of the stream from me since she wanted to make us proud and now she just gives up on that shit because it's inconvenient

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>people are planning invasions of /morig/ in the world building thread

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She sounds cheery again
It seemed like she was getting a lil salty during the fight again, but now she's talking all giddy. It's probably the jack daniels

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>>19639444
She's absolutely terrible at the game and probably feels like she's disappointing some people, especially after watching Ina/IRyS

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>>19639582
yes, she's disappointing them by refusing to focus and get better, not by not winning

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>>19639517
it's part of the lore

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>>19639582
she's not terrible, she's got a bad build for early Margit

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>>19639582
I know that it's fun to say she's not improving but she is in incredibly small increments

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>>19639782
I had the same build and just used magic to kill him
that said I'm just happy to see Mori have tons of fun

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>>19639582
She's not "absolutely terrible", she's just stuck with terrible weapons and just like all other girls, she's refusing to really explore the game to fix it. On top of that, she was given terrible advice.

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>>19639517
Good, we're the villains of /vt/ and should always stay that way
There was nothing worse than late 2021 when the board collectively decided to "forgive" Mori because they ran out of reasons to get mad at her for a while and deadbeats just knelt over and lapped it up

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I fucking said that it would be cool to beat JK during the tourney

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>>19639956
>Mori was here and read that conversation
Ok I'll give you this one. I kneel.

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>she's already seen Siofra River
Aw, I wanted to see her reaction

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>>19639987
all of you owe me. More ER

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>>19639876
Isn't not being able to recognize terrible advice a bit of a tell? Especially since she has obviously watched a ton of gameplay of this game

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I call it bullshit on not feeling tired

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>>19639517
>The enemy is to our front, behind us, and in our flanks. Perfect! They can't get away this time!

>>19639939
Playing the villain is fun. :}
They know that without us, things would get dull.

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Was Everhood finale later than this or just close?

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I don't drink but I can't imagine these Jack Black's are good for this late at night/early in the morning.

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>This is the first time I have streamed this late
Mori...did you forget your SC readings or the stream after the first Mousey collab?

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Speaking as someone who never touched a Souls game, it sounds like she's only used to a certain playstyle and playing as Prisoner means she's essentially starting with a blank slate. That plus listening to advice about using R2 at the beginning of the stream stuck with her and she's too stubborn to really change it up.

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>>19640127
noooo stop concerning there's literally nothing wrong with drinking alcohol every single night of the year!!

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>>19640182
>every single night of the year
ogey

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>>19640182
fuck off

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>>19640222
focus on the game Mori

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Is there anything stopping her from making a legit Adam Sandler song?

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>>19639667
>>19639939
True but this is one of the lore posters trying to force a niji holo war as a result of the recent drama.

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>>19640242
Permissions, probably.

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>>19640242
When will deadbeats acknowledge that Adam Sandler is one of, if not THE greatest figures in American cinema of all time?

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>>19640367
They got tired of raiding global huh?

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she needs a better weapon and to +3 it

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Tuning into the stream now, it seems a bit odd seeing how much damage her spells are doing and not relying on them more.

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>>19640597
or turn off brain
spam r1
be like chad irys

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>still getting filtered by Margit
KEK

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>>19640717
she will unironically play better once she beats this
her mental is destroyed

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>>19640740
No she won't. Godrick will filter her even harder in second phase

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>>19640867
nah once people rise over their first real challenge in the game then they get more confidence and actually focus on improving

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>>19640637
IRyS is a fucking savant at this game.
She beat Godrick at level 23 with the default Samurai loadout and no summon.

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>she's still on Margit
I thought you were supposed to be good at this, Mori?

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>>19640133
Her mind is already going… am concerbeat

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SHE FUCKING DID IT HOLY SHIT

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I put on hype music for her so this is thanks to me

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About time, dumb dumptruck assed reaper.

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yay she's a gamer girl

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>>19640958
irys doesn't overthink and just brute forces
works

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silly girl you need to dump faith

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I want to hold Mori's sweaty Gamer Girl hands

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>>19640623
>she actually finished him off with the spells
I spoke too soon.

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she finally did it!!

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>>19641266
I hate to be the one to tell you this anon, but that's code for taking a piss

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>>19640958
Godrick is significantly easier than Margit and the Samurai is very strong so that's not saying a ton, I wouldn't call myself a savant and I did boss with my shittily geared Wretch at level 15

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>>19641333
>Crossing streams with Mori
UWAAAAA

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>>19641333
we can hold hands on the way to her idol eating then.

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>>19640958
Godrick is much easier than Magrit. I beat him on like a third try at lvl30 with more or less same loadout as Irys. The kamikaze samurai holding katana in two hands is just that good compared to whatever Prisoner is supposed to be. Fuck, default katana is good enough that once you +25 it, you can go to the final boss with it and it still works perfectly well - it has decent range, it has good animation, it has damage, it scales well both off STR and DEX if you put a "quality" ash on it. Most enemies in the game aren't immune to bloodloss too so an extra proc of it does wonders.

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Remember. If anyone asks, Deadbeats, she did it first try.

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I think Mori is legitimately enjoying playing this game with us, even with the backseating.

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CO-OP WITH BIRD HAG

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TAKAMORI COLLAB INCOMING

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>>19641387
>>19641499
>Godrick is easier than Margit
Yeah no shit, but she had to beat Margit to get to Godrick.
And she did so at level 12, also with the default loadout and no summon.
And on her first day of ever playing a FromSoft game.

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Kiara isn't Mori's favorite bird anymore lmao

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>>19641569
>>19641584

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is she gonna finish elden ring?

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I think she's going to go 12 hours with this one

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>>19641621
>Takamori is revived without Kiara

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>>19641700
I hope so

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holding this dumb wigger's hand until it becomes sweaty and she's embarrassed about it

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Seeing retards trying to bring Mori into the latest Niji drama is proof that dramafags have become complete slaves to their own dopamine rushes

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>>19641928
>holding hands
>holding hands
>holding hands
>holding hands
>holding hands
>holding hands

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>>19641992
>holding hands with Mori
>she's cold to the touch
>"Haha, no homo, amirite dawg? But yeah if I'm too cold for you, we can stop, don't worry dude."
>keep going
>eventually your temp seeps into hers, she begins to warm up
>she's blushing and looking away
>"... A-anon, can I have my hand back... Please?"
think I stole that from /infinity/

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>>19635558
Is there any day Mori doesn't drink?

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>>19641974
you just now realized that? the Rushia yab was the real proof of that they drop her as soon as they found their new toy

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>>19641928

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>>19641974
seeing them suddenly go "based mori i kneel" was pretty funny though

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>>19642026
most days
tourist

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I'm all aboard for this "Lui becomes best friend" arc

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Left to play ER for a while, a boss one-shot me so hard the game crashed.

How's Morippo doing?

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>>19642026
yeah - 29, 30, and 31 of february

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>>19642093
She's winning!

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>>19642093
Beat Margit, actually decently prepared for castle because of the prep

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>>19642093
Beat Margit

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>>19642088
as long as she meets up with holos IRL I'm happy

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>>19641700
Mori will, the other girls will drop it after 20 hours

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>>19641974
it's one guy. Don't underestimate the one guy

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God, Mori, stop jerking it off so hard. It has a bunch of its own problems mostly with bosses and arenas. The exploration and visuals are top-notch but it's not a perfect game.
>>19641618
IIRC she had a very lucky proc of bloodloss in the second half of the fight which skipped good chunk of the harder phase. And like I said, Katana is that stupidly good both because of base stats and bloodloss. I beat Decaying Dragon and got like a dozen levels from it with bloodloss procs while being probably good 30-40 levels below what I'm expected to be there. Anything that bleeds can and will die if you can keep hitting it even if the attack itself does double-digit damage.

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>>19642183
But Noel already streamed 30 hours of it.

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>>19642351
he said EN

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>>19642381
where

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>>19642183
no... please tell me irys and kiara will finish it too

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>>19642402
oh shit I missed it with a similar hlg comment. Well. Only Mori will finish it of EN. Noel will eventually beeline the final boss.

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>>19642451
i will finish inside of irys and kiara

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>>19642451
I bet you dollars to donuts that kiara wont finish the game

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>>19642245
>It has a bunch of its own problems mostly with bosses
Yeah a lot of the mid to late game bosses are pretty poorly designed.

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wtf she's wolverine now

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>>19642451
>kiara will finish it
No chance

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>>19642536
Fist weapons are fun.

I've been running around beating shit up with a pair of bowling balls.

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>>19642536
How good is this weapon

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are these weapons even good?
looks like a meme

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>>19642570
>a pair of bowling balls
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>>19642616
They come with Braggart's Roar, too.

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It seems like the backseating is finally getting on Mori's nerves. It was only a matter of time...

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>>19640367
Oh, right. I was so ready to not give a shit about that until I found out Mori unfollowed Vox - even though they'd gotten along fine, she's disinclined to cave to cancel culture, and the last TT timeloop would have her even more reluctant to make a big deal out of accusations like that.
Worst of all, she's still following plenty of NijiENs, even one who's in the screenshot, so instead of just yeeting everyone involved for damage control she actually read through it and made up her own mind....
So I guess it really did hurt her feelings enough that she's personally done with him. Shit sucks. People need to learn how to log off of their goddamn accounts already.

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I'm going to try to finger but hole

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dumb bitch love

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>>19642595
weapons are just movesets

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>>19642748
Shut up Adam

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>>19642713
I'm gonna trust in Mori's decision here, if she's done with them so am I.

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>ywn finger mori's butthole in the backseat after school

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Wait, shouldn´t Mori be sleeping rn?

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>>19642859
she should have been sleeping when the stream started

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>>19642859
yeah with me

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>>19642849
it's not fair..
would suck my finger clean

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>>19642748
>>19642849
buttholes are gross i'd finger her cooch instead

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Waiting for her to finish stream so I can watch the VOD from the start. Has she said anything about what's gonna happen with the stream scheduled for ~7 hours from now?

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>>19642905
Laplus was right...

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seating in the very back of the class with mori, placing your hand on her knee, then working your way up to the goods while she stifles her moans

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>>19642967
more elden ring

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>>19642905
>SNIIIIIIIIIIIIFFFFFFFFFFFFF

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>>19642838
Same, but that also rules out a scorched earth approach. Mysta's still trustworthy until proven otherwise, and Enna belongs in the EU just as much as the snek. Tribalfags can fuck off, lore whores can fuck off

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Does Elden Ring have anything like the fist weapons that turn you into fucking Heihachi with a Hadouken from DS2?

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>>19643087
>all that shittalking
>then mysta like "guys i'm depressed"
feel bad for him desu, what poor luck

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>>19642838
I was indifferent towards them until this, the fact that they feel the need to shit talk unprovoked sours me on the ones that did it. Still appreciate the members like Enna/Reimu

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>>19643117
yes

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fuck dramafags post cute moris

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>>19643135
Same, unironically seems like he was trying to change topic

[Anonymous No.]

watching elden ring is really reigniting my desire to be a gamedev

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>>19643147
Such is the inevitable fate of any server that maintains a vent channel, it will only invite trouble

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>>19643317
it's doing the opposite for me, I just want to stop and play some more elden eing

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>>19643302
if you can do that, you can earn twice that as a programer in a less effort setting

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get gud mori pls

[Anonymous No.]

BRAPS??

[Anonymous No.]

watching mori play elden ring is really reigniting my desire to get mori gf

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watching Mori play Elden Ring is reigniting my desire to continue my New Game + save of Elden Ring

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>>19641700
I have no idea if she's gonna fare well against lategame bosses. Black Blade, final one, Miqaella or what's her name and a few optional ones will tear her a new one. That said, there's no holo I can see beating any of them without lots of pain and screaming. Godrick and the magician chick pretty much lull you into a false sense of safety.
>>19642527
Agreed. Some arenas like Starfallen beast in Chumbie cave are absurdly tiny. 1v2 fights are bullshit. It's one thing if it's a chain fight. But you get shit like twin gargoyles, Goldskin duo, twin crucible knights etc. And a lot of bosses feel very samey to me - it's a big dude with a two-handed sword that he swings like a toothpick even outside of constant reuses of some bosses like Crucible knights.

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>>19643700
if she fights Malenia she will need 3 12 hour endurance streams

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>>19635558

pink woman cuckold good

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>>19643749
nijinigger deflection post

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>>19643749
Take it to global so the maximum amount of people can laugh at you, tourist

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why do i love her so much

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>>19643877
because you have good taste

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That bait comment is a soundpost

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>rolls off the edge

never change reaper

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>>19643744
I am pretty sure I suffered the most on the very first Crucible knight in second Gaol in game. Malenia is a bitch but she has very low poise so as long as you learn to move the fuck away when she starts charging her jump attacks in both phases and use upgraded Deadbeats she's pretty doable. I think the worst of lategame bosses is Black Blade, that thing is so full of bullshit.

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>>19644018
>Crucible Knight
Felt like I was fighting Gwyn. Just stood in place and parried everything.

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if she ogeys one more time I'm going to stuff her rrat

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>>19644044
Alright now fight him while 2-handing, bigshot.

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>>19644018
interesting, I first tried Black Blade but Malenia took me 3 hours

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>>19642713
Hmm Mori is human and is known for acting first before thinking. It's a possibility that she jumped to conclusions.
I went back and noticed that the NijiEN stream started before Mori's stream. It's possible that Vox's and Shu's comments weren't actually a jab at Mori's stream if her stream hadn't even happened yet. However, I'll need to wait until the VOD becomes available again to confirm which section they removed.
However I get why Fulgar's statements would've pissed her off.

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honestly i want mori cuddles more than i want mori sex

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>>19644117
based asexualbeat

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>>19644152
this initially introduced me to Mori btw

>>19644173
not asexual
still would seggs

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sleepy reaper!

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>>19644111
Criticizing her friends (Council) was probably more of a sore point than making fun of tech difficulties. That's a zero-tolerance policy for her

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>>19644197
Ah then same. I fantasize about cuddling Mori more than I fantasize about fucking her nowadays.

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>>19644230
Unless you are in her clique of course then you can do it to her face.

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>>19644230
What I'm thinking happened is that she got heated over the Council comment from Fulgar, then went "Fuck it. Why should I be cool with these other guys shitting on me too?"

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>>19643877
You admire how hard she works for her passion but you're also not intimidated by it because she's a massive chuuni dork.

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holy fuckballs

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Man, FUCK that guy. He kicked my ass more times than I care to remember.

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>>19644117
based and same

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you woman stop saying ogey!!!

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>>19644513
Whatcha gonna do about it, Deadbeat?

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>>19644531
go insane

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MORI DON'T LEAVE ME

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>>19644531
Rape correction is needed

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>>19644531
mating press

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I MISS

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No Mori...
Don't go...

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>>19644609
My

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>>19644609
I'M GONNA UUUUUUUUUUUUU

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sweet dreams reaper

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She better actually fucking go to sleep

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UUUUUUUU
I MISS MORIRIN

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>>19644044
I played two-handed so no parries for me.
>>19644091
They're quite different so you might have a preference for one of them. With malenia, I think you want to be constantly pressuring her - as long as she's recovering from being hit, she's not doing her jump bullshit. With Black Blade, you have to catch him when he opens after his charges and try to stick closer to him since I think that forces him to do easier patterns instead of his bullshit ranged attacks and charge. Mori's gonna tear her hair out while fighting either

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>>19644664
>ywn pull her sleepy body from the desk and princess carry her to her bed

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honestly, was gonna leave a comment on just how many things she manages to get wrong on the example of the Margit fight alone but she was so happy when she finished it I kinda lost the energy

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ER is a blessing because it means we get hours of incredibly genki and cute Mori and I can play ER alongside her

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>>19644691
yea I feel you on the Malenia one, fellow two handed player.

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>>19644638
>>19644647
>>19644664
Not even 12 hours you fuckin babbys

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>>19644679
She will, considering more ER is what's waiting for her

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>>19644790
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

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>>19644741
she still always picks out the one mean comment to focus on though

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>>19644820
I’m a fan of this month’s hyperfixation.

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>>19643135
I'd be surprised if any of them weren't depressed, VTuber fandom is a waking nightmare and the money you get for putting up with doesn't dull that discomfort - it only amplifies it

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>>19644878
If that's the case, then I'm gonna nigger!
Uh... I meant to say, neg her!

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>>19644878
Nah, Nikodem got entirely ignored today even though he was even more of a wet blanket than usual

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I kinda wanted her to beat GotB before the tourney...

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>>19644875
Fauna is literally streaming in a hour, sapbeat.

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>>19644875

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I have a sneaking suspicion that the return of hearts may occur in the Elden Ring comments

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>>19644914
Can you mute certain people on YT like on Twitter ie, they can still post and see you stuff but you can’t see them?

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>>19644914
Was he backseating? What a retard.

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>>19645046
You can block in chat, they won't show up if you do

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>wait until Mori finishes streaming so I can watch the VOD from the start
>VOD is 6.5 hours
>Another stream is scheduled for 6 hours from now
I fucking hate this woman.

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>>19644790
I've gone ghost please understand

but this has happened to be a few times after a stream and I can't help but ask myself what the hell has she done to me? I've never cared this much about a streamer. sleep well Moririn you better be sleeping you sexy bitch

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>>19644790

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>>19644307
You're misremembering the timeloop on purpose
Connor made the (true) point that getting a spot in Hololive is harder than keeping a spot in Hololive, he made no judgments about either the actual performance of talents currently in Hololive nor about the efficacy of Cover's hiring process.
The people who did what those guys did (shitflinging over tech issues and how much worse it makes her than so-and-so) were the containment breakers on /vt/ who scolded her over getting tech issues with Gura and not Gigguk. She dropped their asses instantly, she did the same with Vox, and she'd do the same with Connor if he crossed that same exact line.

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>>19645089
you better get to it dead beat

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>>19645058
didn't catch everything he said but oh god yes
big winners today were;
"You've spent more time on this than someone with with no upgrades and no summons,despite having both" and "Well at least you finally did it" right after she won.

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>>19645172
This should be a webm, when it's gif the bonk and flute are out of sync

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>>19645259
God what a faggot

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>>19645089
Protip; watch 1.5 Speed

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>>19645176
Deadbeat! My friend!
You are replying to a new IP!

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>>19645264
NTA but it's in sync for me

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Elden ring tomorrow elden ring today!
https://twitter.com/moricalliope/status/1500217096617152512

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6.5 hours is not a proper amount of sleep and that's if she's already asleep now without brushing her teeth

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What the fuck is that description Mori lol
https://twitter.com/moricalliope/status/1500217096617152512?s=21

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>>19645365
>delayed an hour
I FUCKING LOVE THIS WOMAN

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>>19644741
I can't play ER alongside her because the two sounds I'm hearing tend to fuck me up. I got very confused why boss music was playing for her at a grace site. It took me a few seconds to glance back at the game and notice the Tree Sentinel health bar that had appeared.

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>>19644936
well I didn't. She's going to be doing 3 huge long streams those 3 days, make them worthwhile

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>>19645387
6.5 is what I typically get and I go to sleep at normal times and don't drink alcohol or eat like shit or whatever

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>>19645176
Except he did and she couldn't stop defending him and you didn't actually read the discord leak to now what Vox was actually talking about Mori is "taking a stand" apparently on an out of context quote just because said person is not one of her expat friends.

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>>19645319
Damn it, the plugin stopped showing that at a glance for some reason
and I had to pull an all-nighter yesterday to be able to make it to Mori's all-nighter
so i'm running on 200% stupid bitch juice

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Protip for Pro Deadbeats: etc etc etc

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>my mom would sometimes just say "do you ever just imagine how smelly people in medieval times were"
>no, mom.
>no, I can't say I do.
What did Mamamori mean by this

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>>19645569
It's a good question, though. Something to ponder.

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>>19645410
>imagine the smell
>honey, why are your fans making so many rrats about you being an alcoholilc?
Yep, that settles it. MamaMori is /here/

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>>19645569
she's right though, hygiene back then sucked ass

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>>19645569
subtle way of telling Mori to take a shower

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>>19645585
MamaMori I want to suck your first husband's dick, to get the secret recipe that made Mori

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>>19645448
that later part is good but 6.5 isn't enough for your brain. And Mori wonders why her memory is shit and anxious

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>>19645651
I don't do it by choice nigga, I would sleep 12 fucking hours if I could. My body just sucks and I wake up with a headache and I want to die and reincarnate as someone with an actual fucking physiology

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Should I try to get some work done or just play Elden Ring until Mori comes back?

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>>19645651
To be fair, it's person dependent. Some people need less sleep than others, within reason. It's also dependent on age. I used to only need about 6 hours of sleep.

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>>19645701
schedule it out and don't eat for two hours after waking up. Your body does it by your stomach. Tell your stomach that you're waking up two hours later

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>>19645771
>Some people need less sleep than others
this is not true. Any adult needs 7.5 hours of sleep a day. Take a nap

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>>19645771
not scientifically true

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>>19645747
if you don't need to do the work right now I'd say not doing the work

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>>19645747
Depends what "work" you're talking about.

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>>19645651
I want to tell you that 6 hours is enough and I got through college on 6 hours a night, but I also have memory issues and anxiety, so maybe I should just shut the fuck up.

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>>19645778
that's smart, I'll try it.

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>>19645825
its not "due" until next month but the sooner I finish the better
>>19645840
sprite work

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>>19645862
You should. You should also work on improving your sleep life. And possibly your food life. Eat more water-rich foods.

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>>19645800
No.

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>>19645891
Half'n'half. Do sprite work with Elden Ring breaks.

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>>19645925
1. You are not Edison
2. Edison had real problems which would have been helped by sleep.
Humans are biological. They need sleep. Proper sleep

Everyone here who is a side sleeper get a proper side sleeping pillow

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>>19645891
ah it's you, it seems like you've been working at a fairly consistent pace so if you need a break go for it

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>>19645992
>>19646018
I think I'll just work and then play while Mori streams. I'll just have her chat on my phone so I don't have to tab out

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>>19645588
most medieval people bathed regularly
>t. triggered /his/ autist

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>>19645995
I took a nap yesterday hugging my Mori daki and ever since I woke up it hurts to lift my arm at a certain angle. I think my skeleton is trying to reclaim me.

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>>19646155
Based. Was about to comment this

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>>19645995
I recommend going and looking into that. Most places that state a hard number are speaking about the general amount of sleep needed. It's ridiculous to assume that every person is wired to all need the exact amount of sleep. People vary. People who have brains vary.

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https://twitter.com/ninomaeinanis/status/1500220539582877696
As a decade-long Soulsfag, this arc is one of the greatest gifts in hololive to me

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https://twitter.com/moricalliope/status/1500222021057216515
AAAAAAA MORI GET SOME SLEEP

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>>19646155
yeah in pig poop maybe
owned

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>>19646292
Ditto, man. I'm hoping Gura plays more ER too.

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smell ya later deadbeats i'm off to sleep with my mori

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>>19646329
ELDEN RRRRIIIIIIINNNNNNGGG

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>>19646329
She will watch this entire stream

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>>19646329
be wary of strong foe but you don't have the right o you don't have the right

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>6 hours until more Elden Ring
I've only slept for two hours..

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>>19646766
better get your sleep reps in now

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>>19646638
Assuming she's not still going by then. Kiara's scheduled to start at what would be the 11-hour mark for Mori

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>>19646787
But Gura is on in three, I can't do that

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>>19646837
Caffeine. Sugar. Cocaine.

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>>19644938
I want Fauna to slap me in the face...

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>>19647079
I want Fauna to spank me

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>>19647302

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>>19647650
kek

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>>19647650
is spanking an ass or grabbing an ass better? asking as a tits man

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>jwu
>not enough time to watch vod before new stream
fuck you mori bitch I thought you hated streaming and hated deadbeats and hated your job and hololive

shitposting aside, I love that we're back in excited gamer mode

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>>19642838
>>19643147
Honestly I think she's kind of a hypocrite for being offended by Vox's tame ass lifting up of shu and being memey saying holo's tech is in shambles without him while connor has said much worse (not that he was wrong but the implications put holos in tough position, knowing any girl could pilot the models and make a fuckton money as long as they stream consistently). Fulgur shitting on council is one thing, I 100% agree with him, he did nothing wrong. Makes sense holos will put him on their shit list over this thoughbut Vox dindu nuffin. It is what it is though. Not like there was any real relationship between the companies and there's obviously a bit of bad blood with the denied collabs and convenient big streams consistently being put over niji debuts. Mori obviously didn't feel like it was a competition though so I can understand she's pissed, I think Vox and Shu are literal dindu's in this situation though.

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>>19647981
the stream is only 3h at 2x speed

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>>19648150
god shut the fuck up how are u not bored of this shit already

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>>19648150
All she did was unfollow them, you absolute dramanigger.

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>Don't watch Calli beyond a few clips
>Don't dislike Calli despite constant schizoposting
>End up dreaming about cuddling with Calli under a comforter as she excitedly talks about something I can't recall at the moment, infectiously spreading her energy as I listen and she hugs on to me
>End up blurting out that she's cute and she gives my cheek a peck before going quiet as she's embarrassed

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>>19648382
Shit dawg, give me your dreams

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>>19648382
welcome fellow ghost enjoy your stay but remember you're here forever

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>>19648382
it's not fucking fair why do you assholes get the good dreams while i only get dreams of owning and trickstabing people in tf2 with spy