/ggg/ – Gawr Gura General

[Anonymous No.]

Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCoSrY_IQQVpmIRZ9Xf-y93g
Member VODs: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=UUMOoSrY_IQQVpmIRZ9Xf-y93g
Twitter: https://twitter.com/gawrgura
Schedule: https://twitter.com/gawrgura/status/1498063227640500225

Songs: https://rentry.org/ggg_songs
Merch: https://rentry.org/ggg_merch

Previous thread: >>19435453

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i67BoIctAMk

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>>19449341

I was the last chumbud as a I predicted.

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Gura cute Gura cute!

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>me BEFORE discovering gura:
”my oshis are kiara and mori. I like how mature and relatable they are.”
>me AFTER discovering gura:
UOOOOOOHHHHHHH CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUTE AND FUNNY SHARK CUNNY ToT ToT ToT

Why does this happen?

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cunny ring soon

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Don't you think that Gura looks a little bit like a young, tiny...you know

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God, I love watching vtubers get their shit pushed in by souls games. It's like a fetish at this point

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ghastly goomp

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>>19449370
>>19449420
It's going to be a train wreck.

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>>19449419
Fuck off retard

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Am I 100% schizo posting or did Gura once have her internet showing in either a screen cap or on stream and she had either /u/ or /d/ as one of her tabs?

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>>19449353
Thought I'd never see the day

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>>19449521
anon that was a faked image from this board

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>>19449521
it was an old baitpost

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>>19449521
That was an edit created here after Pekora accidentally showed her web browser on stream.

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1 shot for every high pitched gura scream

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>>19449419
kill yourself frog faggot.

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>>19449521
stay in global

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>>19449631
Sounds like you want to die

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>>19449678
no

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I dont think shes even going to get to Margrit

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>>19449705
correct!

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>>19449732
he's a pleb filter It's understandable. she can still beat other bosses, overlevel and comeback to kick his ass I am sure.

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>>19449631
cirrhosis let's gooooo

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>>19449795
god open world souls was a mistake

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>>19449670
What if Gura was a frog

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>>19449521
Gura's browser has been on stream only once and it's been an incognito chrome browser.

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stream starting, chumbies!

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>>19449848
shut the fuck up

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sasuga punctual shark

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Thread's expectations for her are low, she seems like she's probably played at least bloodborne.
>>19449795
I felt like Margit was specifically designed to get people to bring the game back.

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RISE CHAMPIONS

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UOOOOOOOOOH GURAS ELDEN RIIIIIIIIING

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EVERYONE SHUT UP, MY SHARKWIFE ON THE TELLY

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My membership expired while switching cards... Please headpat shark for me, I can't until tomorrow...

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>>19449861
>gura watches porn while streaming

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LET'S GOOOOOOOOO

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>>19449848
Heavy disagree, I have played this game almost nonstop since release and I think I'm about 40% of the way through my first playthrough.

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>>19449884
>she seems like she's probably played at least bloodborne
She said what she's played on stream

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i'm gonna watch my wife play elden ring. Stay maidenless, nerds.

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Elden Ring is gay, but I'll still watch Gura play it

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who here /maidenless/...

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oh nice DuDuL isn't dead

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UOH ELDEN SHARK

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AAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE IT'S THE ELDEN RING

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Place your bets: STR or DEX, INT or FTH?

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I'll eat my sock on webcam if Gura beats the first boss.

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>>19449973
unga bunga of course

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>>19449973
STR, no contest.

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And she's gone...

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>>19449973
>INT
Guahaha

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>>19449973
DEX

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>>19449973
STR, with possible FAI addition.

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Rate the stream

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RATE THE STREAM

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guba died...

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>>19449955
First, you don't have the right. Second, you don't have the right.

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>>19449973
dex + int

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do you think Gura can handle this game?

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>>19449973
Arcane

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Gura's gonna start as a prisoner due to the goofy mask.

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>>19449973
str, vagabond or samurai

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>>19449957
Yeah, me

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WHAT'D SHE FORGET? WHAT IS SHE HIDING FROM US????????????

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SHE HATES THE GAME

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My eyes are always drawn directly to Gura's tail swishing around

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>>19449973
she's either gonna unga bunga with early hammer, get rekt and switch to better weapon or go full mage cuckery

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>>19450035
>>19450036
Short and sweet, just like Gura

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SHE HATES US

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TIME FOR KINO BOYS

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>>19449973
APOLOGISE

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>>19450089
Me

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>>19450094

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SEKRIO YES

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What did he mean by this

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reminder she spent over an hour on the DS3 tutorial boss

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>>19450142
the final boss intro is peak kino. i kneel

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Just got here, what did she say in her intro?

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Oh god she's going to fight the tree dammit Gura

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She sounds fucking SEX tonight

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why does this feel so awkward

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say thanks to her manager

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Yeah. me

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>>19449979
we'll be waiting!

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>>19450261
That's exactly 2 things Manager has done well

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>Vagabond is OP
Even Gura knows

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30 minutes minimum in the character creator

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gura's phlegmy voice

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GRIFFISUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

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>Scares your shark
wyd?

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>berserk xD
hate normalfags

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>Prisoner is a Berserk reference
>Shut up I don't care

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Is she ovulating today?

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Gura is horny

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>>19450311
Shark boogers

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>[naked Gura noises]

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GURIFIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISUUUUUUU

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>>19449419
C U N N Y
U
N
N
Y

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>>19450341
probably dick down the princess, get tortured and then sacrifice all my friends to satan desu

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>type a? type b? oh that's male or female. female!

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CHARACTER CREATOR FOR 1 HOUR LES GOOOOO

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>male OR female
my daughterwife is so transphobic!

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>gura getting mad at type a vs type b

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one hour of character customization ikuzo

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Even Gura calls the A and B body type bullshit. Just say male and female fuckers.

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Oh yes she's maximum horny and has max sexy tired voice my dick is so fucking hard oh god oww

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>type a or b?
>oh that's male or female
OH NO NO NO NO TRANNY SISTERS IT'S OVER FOR US

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I wonder how many troons/gender-nonbinaries Gura just made SEETHE!

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I still have no idea why they chose to copy that "body type" thing from Demons Souls remake. The remake wasnt done by them so it wasnt their idea originally

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>>19450423
as a non-soulsfag I'm more interested in her making her character than the actual game

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>game tries to pull a libshit "body type" instead of gender selection
>gura calls their bullshit and chooses "female"

I'm thinking based

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>>19450365
Yeah, just fucked her brains out before the streams, sorry if she sounds tired anon

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>oh that's male or female
I love Gura even more now.

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ToT

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Gura noises.

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Audio bud...

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SOUNDPOSTBROS PLEASE

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OH GOD MY DICK

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holy fuck

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>>19450341

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oh god those noises
someone make a soundpost quick!

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Gura... muh dick

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Thank you lord for these Gura sounds.

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>>19450469
love to see it

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>>19450567
fuck off frogposter

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hahaha holy fuck this is exactrly wHAT I WORNTED

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AUDIO BUD HERE YOU KNOW WHAT I'M DOING

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Bless this game

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gawr "only two genders" gura

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Gura makes those voices sound so sexual. I love it.

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Gura you can't destroy my dick like this

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It literally has nothign to do with gendershit anyway. Male and female are perfectly okay to use in these context and anyone that would cry about them are literally wrong

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>>19450567
Please leave these threads

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CLIP AND LOOP IT

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Dem sounds just made my cunny senses heighten

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>>19450619
>>19450644
no

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>>19450474
Capcom does the same thing now too. It seems like a way to sidestep gender questions.

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Dem Gura noises tho

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FUCK! STOP! CANT GET ANY HARDER!

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>slider goes to 255
nerdbros...

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>body type A and B
>masculine and feminine
the game isnt following its own logic either

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This is probably going to be the most interesting part of the stream

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what phenotype is that

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BomcpM8SCYs

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>>19450755
Did we wonered?

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>>19450755
8-bits...

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she looks like a fucking fish

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>Bodytype 2 IS female
>Obviously I choose FEMININE face.
Ohnonono the chat must be FUMING.

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Is this what Scandinavian people look like

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>i tried to make a cute final fantasy character
I see why she failed

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>>19450755
?

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Would it kill her to just make a decent character

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>>19450808
Ogey....

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settle in bois where's here for the next 10 minutes

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>>19450796
Atlantean Habsburg.

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>denies gender nonbinaries
>picks the aryan homeland
>makes nose jokes
bros..?

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Jesus Christ

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oy vey goy

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>>19450836
11111111

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CHINLET

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pvre prussian phenotype

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>>19449370
member eating stream? a sacrifice to the shark?

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>>19450844
Who gives a fuck, you dont really look at your characters face anyway.

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>Big
>Hanging
finish the sentence

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average /vt/ lurker

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Chinletbros...

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Why is Gura making an incel?

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it's gouda btw

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>>19450844
You don't make "good" characters in From games.You either use a template or make an abomination.
Unless you wanna go full sliders autism which takes like 2 hours if you don't look it up.

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she's making a fucking klingon

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>>19450912
UHH Yeah you do

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>no chins here
Indeed.

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>>19450858
I know. Isn't she amazing?

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>>19450858
she smell cheese

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100% PURE BAVARIAN PHENOTYPE

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Hello fellow whites of Twitter, we must dismantle white supremacy and embrace white guilt for BIPOC people!!

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Motherfucker looking like a pug with his smashed in face

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yeah, me.

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>>19450844
Who the fuck makes a decent character in a video game lol, cutscenes are better with funny faces

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She's making fucking Ed from Ed Edd n Eddy

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It kkeps getting worse

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This is everything I wanted from this stream

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Sledgehammer-sama, I kneel

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>>19450963

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I didn't think it was possible

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i usually just click random until i get something presentable. not sure what that says about me.

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Dios mio...

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thousands of years in the future, mankind will peruse the ancient youtube archives, devoid of sound, and conclude that gura's character was the standard of beauty in 2022

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>no chin
>wide eyes
>huge eyes
>no nose

does she know she's making herself?

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>>19450844
>>19450936
>>19450844
Chimkin did it..

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How we doing cheekbros?

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El Monstruo de Las Americas

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OGEY?

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ogey

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thick cheeks

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ogeyyy

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>>19451086
HEY!

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>Gura making herself... after the accident
>no one any the wiser

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>>19451089
German's don't know how to have fun.

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What is this eldritch horror?

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>>19451120
Now post the alt version where it's red due to all the spanking

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Maybe next timeline...

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LOL

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CHAD CHIN

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>>19451167

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my fucking sides are destroyed already

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wait do people not find goblin women attractive

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PVRE ATLANTEAN GENETICS

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>>19451169
i attempt to make hammerhead gura later, i think its possible

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POTION SELLER

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BOGGED

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RATE IT

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>>19451157
Content

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>>19451203
that face looks like a fish alright

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>>19451192
C'mon man I just finished

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How did she find my mugshot

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>>19451229
Thank you chumbie

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gura pls no more tiktok references

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Getting a similar vibe here

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SHE MADE A GITHYANKI!

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average 40 year old californian woman

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>berries and cream

That meme is ancient, how old is gura

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She looks like the potion seller

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>>19451240
average reddit enjoyer/10

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>berries and cream
What a fucking reference.

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>>19451292
RIP

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thats what happens when you apply to much botox

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>"I saw Kiara creating a really cute character"
>creates ochinchin daisuki face

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>>19451240
Ogey/Rrat

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>>19449353
>Gura is one of those "I'm going to make the dumbest shittiest looking character by maxing out random sliders it's so WACKY" redditors who thinks something incredibly boring is so funny
oh no no no no cumchums

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>>19451240
10/10 no doubt, I fucking lost

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Newest state of the art ogey right here

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>>19451240
Tarnished/10

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>>19451299
9721 years old

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there are balding men in this thread right now as we speak

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>>19451299
how new are you?

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How does she know how I look like!?

We are...!

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looks EXACTLY like potion seller

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Gura answered the call. The Bogdabots inside her bloodstream are generating the replacement for Igor and Grichka.

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>>19451372
yeah me :(

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hahahaha fucking hell

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>>19451298
dont insult them like that its mean

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I believed and was rewarded 10 fold

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>>19451372
It's getting very thin.

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Maybe next time.

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Is this her first Souls game?

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>>19451372
literally every man to some degree is balding

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>>19451396
the only time ill ever be jealous of balding dudes is because i know gura likes them

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>>19451424
Did you just start watching?

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It looks like a Ghoul with dsl's

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>>19451424
She said she played Bloodborne and DS3

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>>19451449
speak for yourself white boy

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>this creature

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>>19451372
Yeah, not me

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>>19451424
Nah, she played a bit of Dark Souls 3 and some Bloodborne

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>>19451372
Genetics gave me the power of being tall, easily get buff if I ever work out seriously and have a deep voice in exchange for my hair... not worth it bros

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Are there any anime mods so I can play as hololive characters yet?

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>>19451466
im only 20 tho i dont care if gura loves balding dudes it kills me waking up in the morning and seeing my hair in my pillow

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why can't she just take this fucking seriously

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>>19451372
Next stream Gura will be sponsored by Keeps
On an unrelated note does anyone know if it works? A friend wants to know

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>this is what every girl looks like without makeup
wow, that was kind of rude

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*adds the blush*

Okay now I'm horny. This is now perfect character design.

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>>19451555
Oh nyo is someone mad

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she's going to play through the entire game chumbies, surely she will stick with it

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looks like the people I see hanging around outside the gas station 24/7

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>>19451555
because this game sucks and is gay

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This is literally 'AM I KAWAII UGUU' levels of horror

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This is very quickly becoming a drag queen

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would you have sex with gura's elden ring character if you knew that gura would be watching?

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>>19451555
Kys

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>>19451555
First time?

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>>19451555
Cuz she's just gonna stream this once and never again

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>>19451555

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>>19451555
its illegal to not make an abomination on youtube
k*ara broke the code

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>>19451480
cope, nigga. i mean what i say. and i said to one degree or another. when you're 80 years old come back to me, let's see what your hair looks like

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>>19451614
Yes

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>>19451555
lmaooo imagine taking bideo game seriously

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>>19451597
based, she knows we need some sort of entertainment

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>>19451555
hi tourist

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>>19451555

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>>19451555
dark soulth is theriouth bithnith

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>>19451555
>nyoOo she's not pwaying my game sewiouswy

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>>19451574
cheeky b8
7/10

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>>19451372
I started to go bald when I was 18. Been shaving my head ever since so I don't really care anymore.

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>>19451555
because every streamer has to make an ugly character. it's peak comedy

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>>19451663
Games r srs bsnss

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GURA GO PLAY THE ACTUAL GAME STOP FUCKING AROUND WITH THE BORING PART YOU STUPID BITCH

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>>19451536
rubrubrubrubrub

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>>19451651
>outs himself as brown

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so many replies to obvious fucking bait i hate you all

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>>19451555
Nigga, wait till you see how often we see this face

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hey i've seen this before

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>>19451727
>>19451669

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>>19451468
As a matter of fact yeah, I was getting something to eat
>>19451476
>>19451536
I see, thanks

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I was born from Gura. Only I made this post.

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>>19451727
This post was typed by greynigger hands

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>trident tattoo
bros....

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>>19451555
Yo when was the last time you seen the sun?

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>>19451387
>>19451408
Cunny seller I require your strongest cunny

[Anonymous No.]

Imagine never having seen any holomem stream any game with any kind of in depth character customization

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>>19451743
okay, leave then

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>>19451755
Oh fuck

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>>19451727
>"I'm not gonna spend a lot of time on this."

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>>19451772
Hey son, been a while

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>>19451646
>>19451717
Not that Anon but going out of your way to make a stupidly, generically retarded messed up looking character is peak reddit and not funny at all. Oblivion came out in 2006 you little faggots, I was over it then.

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>>19451743
seethe

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>The Ukrainian trident

Based. Slava Ukraini!

Shut up. It's a joke

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>>19451772
>my daughter posts here

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>>19451586
You think she will play 70 hours on stream?

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>back hair is an alien concept to gura

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>>19451772
What was it like to be attached by umbilical chord?

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she's fucking hairless

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>>19451755
HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

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OHNONONONO She's making fun of back hair growers!

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>>19451555
Based. yesmen seething

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>>19451772
DAMN BRAT GET OUTTA HERE!!!!

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>>19451842
Brom is crying, bro...why would you do this???

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>You can grow hair there?!

Oh my sweet Gura.. My sweet, sweet Gura..

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>you can grow hair there
you have no idea how much this one sentence has calmed my neurotic mind

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>>19451885
Back hair growers are not human. They're goblins

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>>19451555
anon this is /ggg/ – Gawr Gura General

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>>19451555
She is 100% serious.

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>>19451842
>its a joke
these fucking putinbots

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>>19451928
I'm a bear actually

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>>19451727
Cry faggot I like when the streamer is enjoying herself.

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She already designed her first character after her boyfriend so this one is just for jokes.

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What

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>>19451952
Dump eet

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>>19451727
>the boring part
This is the best part of this shitty game i've seen so far

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>Isn't that how you say hello in Africa
Gura is so based.

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>>19451614
I'd fuck Gura, like any green hemolymphed american god fearing shrimp would.

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>>19451928
Sup

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>>19451952
She used her golden runes?

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Just got here, she sounds tired

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>>19451966
Yeah me

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[Blocks your date with Gura]

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>>19452030
yeah me

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>>19451853
no she will play a bit on stream and then invite me to her house where i will continue to watch her

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Gombooooo and Bowson are the best pair and I ship them

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I can't watch but I want it to be known that I love Gura very very much

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>>19452016
Melkormancin art makes me go nuclear. Thanks for this

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"isn't that how you say hello in Africa? Jumbo?"

My fucking sides

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That's my shark, GOMBOOOOO GOOEY

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>i'm gonna eat my cwoissant :3

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READ, GURA

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Oh nyoooo the keepsake

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>>19451996
THIS ISN'T VERY FAMILY FRIENDLY GURA

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Remember when Gura

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>>19451952
Make her forget her keepsake, then dump eet

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>>19452084
Get in the oven, chatter

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>>19452084
no one fucking cares lol

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>>19452055
You think Ame will be playing this shit too?

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close enough

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stop saying inane bullshit over the fucking opening of the game

[Anonymous No.]

Gura thinks all of Africa has one language, how can you love this racist?

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>>19452084
No

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>>19452084

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Jambo is a greeting in Swahili, huh

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>>19452159
Stop watching anytime

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>>19451727
CALLED THE FUCK OUT

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MELON MENTION

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>>19452159
i like it though

[Anonymous No.]

>>19452159
Wrong board

[Anonymous No.]

>>19452159
Didn't come here for pointless lore, came here for gura

[Anonymous No.]

>THE LOATHSOME DUNG EATER
Sasuga GRRM

[Anonymous No.]

>>19452159
mucho fucking texto

[Anonymous No.]

This intro voice is a bit over the top

[Anonymous No.]

Gura confirmed Ollie's sister.

[Anonymous No.]

what the fuck she’s addicted to memes

[Anonymous No.]

>>19452166
It's genuinely not surprising for the average person to not know there are more than one languages in Africa.

Is this actually shocking? I'm sure this is bait and that you're not this daft but still. Goddamn.

[Anonymous No.]

This game takes itself way too seriously

[Anonymous No.]

THE LOATHSOME DUNGEATER

[Anonymous No.]

eating gura's poopoo...

[Anonymous No.]

>>19452166
I love my cute racist shark girl

[Anonymous No.]

NOT THE POO POO!

[Anonymous No.]

GURA...!
>>>/vt/ringo

[Anonymous No.]

>>19452166
You misspelled "realist"

[Anonymous No.]

>they eat the poopoo

[Anonymous No.]

>>19452237
It's underwhelmingly chill compared to the intro of other FromSoft games desu

[Anonymous No.]

>>19452237
>This intro voice is a bit over the top
The ALLLLLLKNNNOOOOOOOOOWWWIIINNNNG

[Anonymous No.]

Why does she eat the dung, bros?

[Anonymous No.]

>hand moving scene/angle
God this game is so fucking cliche i hate it

[Anonymous No.]

>I want to be a dung eater

[Anonymous No.]

>I wanna be a dung eater
Excuse me?

[Anonymous No.]

>I wanna eat shit
GURA NO

[Anonymous No.]

>>19452159
I know right? It's like I'm playing video games with a child...

[Anonymous No.]

>>19452237
this is what you call "overacting"

[Anonymous No.]

Gura is prime meme generator.

[Anonymous No.]

>eating da poo poo
she's seen it lmao

[Anonymous No.]

Gura wants to be a dung eater.

[Anonymous No.]

FUCK OFF /v/

[Anonymous No.]

>>19452122
No

[Anonymous No.]

Gura wants to be a dungeater...

[Anonymous No.]

>eating da poopoo

THIS IS SICK!

[Anonymous No.]

GURA NO YOU CAN'T

[Anonymous No.]

>Poopoo eater
guys please don't go there
drawfags just please sit this one out

[Anonymous No.]

>>19452347
I can smell them here

[Anonymous No.]

>>19452351
Why

[Anonymous No.]

>reddit

[Anonymous No.]

>>19452166
They just make clicking sounds, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19452341
THE LOATHSOME DUNG EATER

[Anonymous No.]

>>19452404
that's xhosa

[Anonymous No.]

Will she jump off the ledge?

[Anonymous No.]

actual /v/eddit invasion, looks like im closing /ggg/ for this stream

[Anonymous No.]

>>19452389
Because she wont play fromsoft games, same with monster hunter

[Anonymous No.]

>opens door slowly

[Anonymous No.]

>Dave Chappelle was right about trannies
GURA WTF

[Anonymous No.]

>gura is a reddit chad

[Anonymous No.]

the chappelle show of anticipation

[Anonymous No.]

>>19452506
based shork

[Anonymous No.]

>>19452488
i gently open the door...

[Anonymous No.]

She's using mouse and keyboard, buckle up lads.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19452488
Shrek has ruined fast door opening forever

[Anonymous No.]

>ZULUL EAT DA POOPOO ZULUL EAT DA POOPOO
my little twitch sharkie...

[Anonymous No.]

>she doesnt get to read 300 iterations of try finger but hole and try jumping

[Anonymous No.]

>>19452488
Fuck off frognigger

[Anonymous No.]

Gura apology video inbound after mentioning Chappelle and causing 41 transbud suicides

[Anonymous No.]

>all trannies must hang
I didnt know she was THIS based.

[Anonymous No.]

>pick class
>already fat rolling
Miyazaki please

[Anonymous No.]

>instant death
Sasuga.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19452488
kill yourself you stupid tourist

[Anonymous No.]

THIS IS MY WIFE

[Anonymous No.]

>4chin

[Anonymous No.]

>>19452561
>>19452616
stop replying to him you retards

[Anonymous No.]

guwa dodge

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>Rules are only guidelines
GURA NO

[Anonymous No.]

>>19452632
I made this post.

[Anonymous No.]

GURA YOU CAN'T JUST BREAK THE RULESSSS

[Anonymous No.]

>>19452632
Nah she mine

[Anonymous No.]

gura is too chubby to roll properly....

[Anonymous No.]

>violated at once
TAKE ME

[Anonymous No.]

>>19452667
Wowee did you see goora play the ring of eldens?

[Anonymous No.]

does anyone have the mic buzzing filter settings handy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19452698
fat people are supposed to be good at rolling

[Anonymous No.]

shark

[Anonymous No.]

i don't like how it sounds to say this, but her voice is amazing ever since she recovered from the coof

[Anonymous No.]

>>19452751
My dick is so hard i cant hear anything.

[Anonymous No.]

>touch grace
wow, this game is so meta

[Anonymous No.]

>>19452751
use a notch filter at 96.75 Hz

[Anonymous No.]

Gura is going to die to the "boss" isn't she...

[Anonymous No.]

what exactly is the elden ring

[Anonymous No.]

>>19452785
It sounds the same as it did before. And it was amazing before too so you're not wrong I guess

[Anonymous No.]

>>19452798
i am going to skin you and wear you like a coat
>>19452817
thanks!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19452838
maybe i just missed hearing it while she was away

[Anonymous No.]

>>19452836
pissy cunny pissy cunny pissy cunny pissy cunny pissy cunny pissy cunny pissy cunny pissy cunny pissy cunny pissy cunny pissy cunny pissy cunny pissy cunny pissy cunny pissy cunny pissy cunny pissy cunny pissy cunny pissy cunny pissy cunny pissy cunny

[Anonymous No.]

>>19452836
In one month there will be a million lore videos explaining it

[Anonymous No.]

Is Gura having fun?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19452853
Shit nigga my dick has stretched my skin so much you'll probably have enough to make coats for three people.

[Anonymous No.]

Ripostebros, is she ok?

[Anonymous No.]

I wonder if her character actually has a wider hitbox. I assumed there was no height option because they wanted the hitbox to be the same no matter what.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19452836
it's a video game for the computer
gura is playing ir right now how do you not know

[Anonymous No.]

this is literally just dark souls
i thought this game was supposed to be the next amazing game of all time

[Anonymous No.]

Gura might die in the tutorial

[Anonymous No.]

two hours of this

[Anonymous No.]

>>19452751
>>19452817
what are you guys using to filter it

[Anonymous No.]

>>19452964
They've been making the exact same game since like 2009.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19452999
i use pulseeffects for that sort of thing, but the water heater hum doesn't bother me. the last time i actually used one for watching streams was ame's whistling air conditioner.

[Anonymous No.]

>Gura wants to joust with me in bed

[Anonymous No.]

>>19452955
at least for older souls games, fromsoft had only one size for every model, hence "taller" characters would float to appear as that

[Anonymous No.]

>>19452964
elden ring is the first strand-type soulslike

[Anonymous No.]

>>19452964
Nah man, it's totally different. You can jump now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19453020
i'd believe it. this game looks like it was made in 2009

[Anonymous No.]

>>19452964
yeah i stopped watching a few min after the intro. i’m just not interested in video games at all. it’s hard because i love gura but most of her game streams are unbearable

[Anonymous No.]

>>19452964
Fromsoft figured out how to make a game that feels perfect to play and no one else has been able to successfully copy them so all they have to do is put their system in a bigger game and it's legitimately great

[Anonymous No.]

>>19453113
this but the vampire survivors guy

[Anonymous No.]

At least the buzzing stopped

[Anonymous No.]

>>19451833
I agree but I don't really care that much. Anybody could have told you she'd do that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19453097
>2009 was 33 years ago

[Anonymous No.]

oh no xbox

[Anonymous No.]

>>19453209
same age as gooba

[Anonymous No.]

>>19453113
SoulsBorne Chads can't stop winning

[Anonymous No.]

>>19452964
It's a fun game.

[Anonymous No.]

>Gura doesn't realize that the triggers on the controller look like the triggers on guns.

Burgers, I...

[Anonymous No.]

>>19453256
yeah.... sure looks like it alright

fun

[Anonymous No.]

>>19453113
>Fromsoft figured out how to make a game that feels perfect to play and no one else has been able to successfully copy them

[Anonymous No.]

>Someone unironically recommending KB+M
As a KB+M player this infuriates me

[Anonymous No.]

>>19453301
They dont?

[Anonymous No.]

She thinks she has to kill the tree. Never getting the horse.

[Anonymous No.]

Did Gura just say WAHMAN??

[Anonymous No.]

>>19453348
i completed elden ring just fine on kb+mouse

[Anonymous No.]

>>19453337
everytime you frogpost, someone here will tell you to kill yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

OH GOD SOMEONE TELL HER ABOUT THE CRITICAL ATTACK

[Anonymous No.]

>>19453301
welp, that's 16 years of my life put into perspective

[Anonymous No.]

well she didnt die

[Anonymous No.]

>on your knees mortal
Yes ma'am

[Anonymous No.]

I accidentally skipped this area because I saw the stairs and wanted to check them out before I went down the pit.

[Anonymous No.]

>Gura wants you on your knees

[Anonymous No.]

I was afraid that Gura was going to die on the first boss, that would have been shameful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19453451
My autism is tingling

[Anonymous No.]

>>19453436
killing myself sounds more fun than playing elden shit

[Anonymous No.]

jesus she's almost at 30k

[Anonymous No.]

>"more like enemy fellatioed"
>snort laughs

[Anonymous No.]

>>19453337
>other people cant enjoy the game because i personally dont enjoy it
off yourself frogfaggot

[Anonymous No.]

>all these fucking off topic images

[Anonymous No.]

>>19452964
its actually worse than dark souls. its dark souls but with ubisoft's open world design

[Anonymous No.]

Gura is so lame when she forces herself to be interested in something

[Anonymous No.]

>>19453512
she's very popular because she's so cute and her voice is so pleasing to listen to

[Anonymous No.]

>>19453503
Then please do so, you disgusting frogposter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19453498
my dick will be spewing blood by the end of this thread..

[Anonymous No.]

>>19453512
shes been at 27 for ages now
and the green:grey ratio seems better than with vampire survivors. wonder how they found out about those streams.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19453544
I still like just listening to her, even if shes bored
It's pretty chill

[Anonymous No.]

>>19453301
Wait, they suppose to look like WHAT?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19453301
spoken like somebody who has never seen a gun in real life

[Anonymous No.]

>>19453512
Buff game + only EN streaming rn + first NA timezone EN to play it + Gura is incredible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19452964
>New map, enemys, and exploration.
>same game

God retards are all /v/ has.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19453565
i havent come to a situation where i've been forced to play it yet so i'm good for now

[Anonymous No.]

I'm building model kits for /ggg/

[Anonymous No.]

>>19453501
That wasn't the first boss and if she did reach the first boss in this stream which she won't she will die closer to 75 times than 1.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19453512
Gura can get numbers when she tries.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19453580
I would think these games are less popular with zoomers compared to a simple game like vampire survivors.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19453539
Chumtourists are particularly bad today, I guess they are here because of this meme game

[Anonymous No.]

haha imagine her playing this game while she sits on your lap

[Anonymous No.]

>>19453512
>>>/vt/number

[Anonymous No.]

i'd be bored playing a game reskin too desu
at least gura is making bank for being bored out of her skull

[Anonymous No.]

>>19453503
Do it, you'd make your mom proud finally.

[Anonymous No.]

Gura's playstyle would not suit taking off her armor

[Anonymous No.]

can /v/ actually fuck off?

[Anonymous No.]

tourists should post guras. show me some guras that aren't from the usual ecosystem in this thread.

[Anonymous No.]

The touristfags are doubletiming it today
Don't reply to bait, chumbies

[Anonymous No.]

>>19453740
Why do you try so hard to be retarded? Is it worth the effort.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19453808

[Anonymous No.]

ar- amarment... arma armament...

[Anonymous No.]

>>19453343
Nioh felt like shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>19453808

[Anonymous No.]

>>19453808
i have a rare gura right here with me buhihi

[Anonymous No.]

>>19453745
my mother is very proud of me thank you very much
she's proud that i don't spend 100 bucks on elden ring
gura probably made back her purchase within like, 10 minutes

[Anonymous No.]

>>19453808
I love evil gura.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

i just hope our new friends form /v/ don't go and shit up hololive global ( >>19445902 ) the way they're shitting up this thread

[Anonymous No.]

reach out and touch grace

[Anonymous No.]

She really wants to make a touch grass joke.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19453808
Gyarua

[Anonymous No.]

>>19453889
oh, that would be tragic... they would get so many (You)s in the Hololive Global thread (>>19445902)

[Anonymous No.]

>>19453877
100 dollars? Where do you live, a mud hut?

[Anonymous No.]

what no maidens?

[Anonymous No.]

>Slightly

[Anonymous No.]

>>19453889
Nice try

[Anonymous No.]

maskbros we lost...

[Anonymous No.]

>>19453860
Filtered

[Anonymous No.]

>take your mask off
but Gura, the mandates...

[Anonymous No.]

oh look, firelink shrine 2.0
with epic meme armor guy 2.0
guys its dark souls

[Anonymous No.]

>no maidens and touch grace spam
i hate this

[Anonymous No.]

>take your mask off you giant pussy
why is she so yabi today?

[Anonymous No.]

>take your mask off, you giant pussy
Gura was anti-mask all along.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19454018
kys frogposter

[Anonymous No.]

She in fact, did not comprehend.

[Anonymous No.]

Oh SHIT!

[Anonymous No.]

SHES BEING CORRECTED

[Anonymous No.]

cute screams

[Anonymous No.]

RAPE CORRECTION!?!?!??!

[Anonymous No.]

Its a good thing he is pretty pointless. Its good Gura learns this lesson early.

[Anonymous No.]

I love how Gura sets herself up to be corrected

[Anonymous No.]

>that texture pop-in
How can Gura stand it?

[Anonymous No.]

>She thinks he's going to go back to NPC mode

[Anonymous No.]

LMAO

[Anonymous No.]

>gura raped by his FLESH TUBE

[Anonymous No.]

dumb shark

[Anonymous No.]

>>19454123
Correction status: FULL

[Anonymous No.]

peak gura

[Anonymous No.]

Gura's antics finally caught up with her.

[Anonymous No.]

She real brave when he walks away

[Anonymous No.]

he's got a 0 tolerance policy for bullshit

[Anonymous No.]

>>19454145
He gives the bloody finger for invasions. He isn't pointless.

[Anonymous No.]

I love this dumb shark

[Anonymous No.]

I dont understand the complaints
the board aint as bad as it sometimes gets on non-stream hours
just reply (or dont) and focus on gura you idiots

[Anonymous No.]

>4 shots in a row
he l p

[Anonymous No.]

she knows what she's doing

[Anonymous No.]

This was the price of not taking the game seriously. Elden Ring is NO JOKE, it's DEAD serious like real life!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19454256
Nah it took three strikes for him to snap Which is funny because I hit him twice and didn't know he would do that

[Anonymous No.]

>He's very hard
ononono cuckbuds

[Anonymous No.]

>>19454260
you can get the bloody finger from elsewhere, so whatever

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>19454256
it should be legal do that to women irl

[Anonymous No.]

>>19454260
You can literally just get it off the ground.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19454260
You can't even invade someone unless they're already in the act of co-oping, From made invasions lame and gay baby mode this time around so who gives a shit. Not like Gura was ever going to play this game again after this stream let alone FUCKING PVP.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19454314
why does gura keep talking over the lore?
it's the most important thing written by george romero

[Anonymous No.]

>>19454365
are you going to print that out and frame it anon

[Anonymous No.]

>LONER
oh nononononono

[Anonymous No.]

lol they didn't even bother changing the death sound from soulsshit
lazy af

[Anonymous No.]

SHE GOT RIPTOSE LMAO

[Anonymous No.]

>>19454432
There's lore?

[Anonymous No.]

CORRECTION STATUS: 2

[Anonymous No.]

does this guy even drop anything good?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19454435
a) I might and b) I didn't see there was a (You) on it, it was meant for gooruh

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw you die maidenless

[Anonymous No.]

This is going about as horrible as I imagined it would. Then again this is the woman that got filtered by fucking Dante in DMC4, which I remember just button mashing to death at 15 FPS when I was a kid

[Anonymous No.]

This is it. This is the the rest of the stream.

[Anonymous No.]

Why does she keep shouting
>Ma-ti Ma-ti

[Anonymous No.]

You will die nameless, without ceremony.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19454548

[Anonymous No.]

you are not maidenless, right chumbies?
>inb4 haha n-no i have gura
anons...

[Anonymous No.]

>>19454574
peak gura

[Anonymous No.]

I told you I had a bad feeling about Gura streaming ER.

[Anonymous No.]

guras never going to play this again, i can tell

[Anonymous No.]

>Gura getting bled like a dumb bitch
fucking kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>19454420

I dont mind, invasion were basically always like this anyway since most of my invasions were fighting a host, his gank, and a blue factory. Plus fighting solo baby host is boring.

>>19454401
>>19454363

Can you? I know you can get the "festering bloody finger," by looting, but I dont know about the main permanent one.

[Anonymous No.]

she's making the good noises tonight

[Anonymous No.]

well this is practice for her if anything

[Anonymous No.]

Just attack him and stop trying to fucking parry.

[Anonymous No.]

>he's not haaaard!
but i am

[Anonymous No.]

>Instead of getting stuck on Tree dude, she's stuck on a fucking NPC
Bravo Gura

[Anonymous No.]

I would rather watch Gura fuck around than play this game seriously.

[Anonymous No.]

>i know i can kill him
uh...

[Anonymous No.]

Have to say I expected her to be bad, but dayum

[Anonymous No.]

>hard k
Oh this is gonna be a good night

[Anonymous No.]

>>19454702
n-n-nya

[Anonymous No.]

>that frame perfect parry
Fuck! She got potential

[Anonymous No.]

She's not seriously going to try to beat this guy right? Is her run just fucked or what, she's not gonna want to reroll

[Anonymous No.]

This is amazing
10/10 stream

[Anonymous No.]

>>19454713
how can anyone even remotely like this game

[Anonymous No.]

>manager didn't tell her not to attack npcs
Things cover doesn't do.

[Anonymous No.]

based shark can parry

[Anonymous No.]

She's playing so carelessly

[Anonymous No.]

Breh, this is the only stream we are going to see of this game, no way is she going to beat Marget.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19454756
All she has to do is run to the next bonfire and she never has to come back here again

[Anonymous No.]

This is going to be the rest of the game.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19454769
by pressing b sometimes

[Anonymous No.]

>>19454797
lol who cares

[Anonymous No.]

>>19454769
combat fun. locations cool

[Anonymous No.]

>>19454756
anon, most people literally never speak to that guy again

[Anonymous No.]

>>19454260
Bloody from Gura's torn pussy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19454756
Nah her run is not fucked. In other souls games you can "pay for your sins" and any NPC turned enemy can be returned to normal

[Anonymous No.]

Strap in boys, we're gonna be here a while.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19454842
>run away from this guy
>run into Tree Sentinel

[Anonymous No.]

Her autism is activated, this will go on until she beats him

[Anonymous No.]

>I thought it would be funny if I could poke the beehive
She was that kind of kid wasn't she.?

[Anonymous No.]

learn to roll gura....

[Anonymous No.]

>>19454857
lol kys

[Anonymous No.]

I can't even remember the last time she's put on an enjoyable stream. What a fall from last year, holy shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19454769
i don't get it at all either

[Anonymous No.]

Do you think she'll eventually realize she can attack and not just wait

[Anonymous No.]

She's getting frustrated. I give her 10 mins max before she gives up on him.

[Anonymous No.]

I love seeing brats get put in their place

[Anonymous No.]

>>19454908

[Anonymous No.]

>>19454769
Filtered

[Anonymous No.]

>>19454859
yeah getting killed by the same npc over and over again is totes fun af i love it

[Anonymous No.]

Jesus Christ the shark is retarded

[Anonymous No.]

>>19454908
shes the kind of girl who would ask her friend to try and seduce you just to see if youre loyal

[Anonymous No.]

>>19455006
seems like a player skill issue

[Anonymous No.]

At least it's not Vampire Survivors

[Anonymous No.]

>>19454639
this is exactly what i expected from elden ring goombler stream

[Anonymous No.]

She WILL avoid the bugs.

[Anonymous No.]

Gura should play shadow of the colossus

[Anonymous No.]

inb4 Tree Sentinel notices and makes it a 3-way

[Anonymous No.]

>>19455047
takes a lot of skill to roll around like an idiot for sure, for sure

[Anonymous No.]

>>19455006
then stop letting them kill you 4head

[Anonymous No.]

I joined late. What's her keepsake?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19455104
anon should watch streams

[Anonymous No.]

>>19455104
Actually, that would be perfect for her.

[Anonymous No.]

lord have mercy to this board
see you later folks

[Anonymous No.]

>>19454941
The last stream i enjoyed from her was reply to this post of your mother will die tonight in her sleep

[Anonymous No.]

>>19455173
Nein

[Anonymous No.]

>>19455173
Nothing!

[Anonymous No.]

I hate dark souls players

[Anonymous No.]

Will Guba die nameless???

[Anonymous No.]

>>19455173
>I joined late. What's her keepsake?
None, she forgot lmao

[Anonymous No.]

>>19455173
didn't read, forgot to pick one

[Anonymous No.]

>>19455173
She forgot, please understand.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19455209
it's a mental illness

[Anonymous No.]

>>19455117
it does
it requires being capable of seeing patterns
then practice and timing

[Anonymous No.]

She'll be stuck here a while.

[Anonymous No.]

God, I want to rape correct her so badly.

[Anonymous No.]

can we go back to more character creation, that was fun

[Anonymous No.]

>>19455199
>>19455208
>>19455218
>>19455226
>>19455228
Oh

[Anonymous No.]

>>19454833
If she can autism her way through this she can beat Margit.

[Anonymous No.]

SOMEONE PLEASE TELL HER HOW TO SPRINT

[Anonymous No.]

>let's just block against the guy with a massive bleed attack

[Anonymous No.]

>>19455303
REDDIT FROG GET OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.]

Kek she keeps saying shes doing alot of damage but her attacks dont do shit

[Anonymous No.]

look at those rosy cheeks

[Anonymous No.]

>>19455264
not him but
rolling is the most retarded thing to come out of soulsshit
no one rolls in combat, it's retarded

[Anonymous No.]

is she not noticing the bleed counter?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19455339
someone please tell her about bleed, she'd unironically be fine if she paid attention to it

[Anonymous No.]

>>19455368
just report and ignore him

[Anonymous No.]

>>19455339
Fuck off. The backseating faggots are annoying as is.

[Anonymous No.]

>you will never traverse the lands between with gura
>you will never become elden lord and take her as your wife
>you will never live the rest of your life in a nice castle with her and breed her daily and have 10 kids

[Anonymous No.]

>>19455391
Really? Why do I keep seeing it in youtube videos regarding souls combat?

[Anonymous No.]

she's doing the variety streamer thing where she crawls through the game avoiding everything hard until she gets to Margit, can't progress further, then never plays it again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19455405
She's got A LOT of problems, not just the bleed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19455391
its a video game bro

[Anonymous No.]

>>19455391
its a game moron
what now you are gonna tell me dragons don't exist or something

[Anonymous No.]

getting massive deja vu here

[Anonymous No.]

>>19455466
>summon jelly fish
>summon roger
Nah, she'll be fine with Margit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19455451
and then you both die or disappear and your children start infighting with their inherited atlantean powers

[Anonymous No.]

>>19454857
>>19455492
Why are you even here?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19455451

[Anonymous No.]

Jesus Christ. I knew Gura wasn't very experience with these games, but I wasn't expecting this...

[Anonymous No.]

I'm so glad we're never seeing this game again. It's like my brain knew Gura would suck but did not expect her to be...this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19455528
I will contribute to your deja vu with this reply

[Anonymous No.]

my impression of this game is that it's a form of extremely expensive and self-absorbed trash

[Anonymous No.]

>>19455466
>thinking she is gonna get anywhere close to margit

[Anonymous No.]

wtf how can she jump with 40kg of armor on her like that
0/10

[Anonymous No.]

>>19455554
cute shark noises and pain

[Anonymous No.]

I think she's learning bros

[Anonymous No.]

I belieb

[Anonymous No.]

Oh my god, she's going to beat him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19454769
By actually enjoying video games and not being a shitposting retard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19455580
lol these people think rolling around equates to skill

[Anonymous No.]

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She's learning!

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oh shit she's doing it

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>>19455580
its just a rythm game with swords and monsters dude

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>>19455568
silver-lining, we wont see this game again

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Go Goober go!

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Did she finally get tired of the joke and pick up her controller all of a sudden

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wtf bros. i stepped away for 2 minutes and the meme shark went and got gud?

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>>19455451
shutup I do this everyday

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>>19455554
why, is being autistic and thinking video games = real life a requirement to be here?

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>>19455666
>a timing element means it's a rhythm game
actual mental retardation

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She's ready...

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I KNEEEEEEEEEEEEL

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SHE DID IT!

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>>19455471
told you it was the bleed

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>>19455580
nobody asked

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SHE DID IT
>FUCK YOU

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YES SHE KILLED HIM!!!!

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SHE DID IT LMAO

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>>19455633
if you can practice something and get better at it yes its a skill
>>19455708

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gura should try fingers but hole hahahaha

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TO SHE DID IT!!!!

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>>19455689
Go back

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>Fuck you
Kino

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THE GOOMBER DID IT

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>don't even get anything cool
bravo, from software
it's a masterpiece

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Gau Gura, player of games does it again.

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Her autism won in the end

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>>19454659
I never spoke with him and got it, I think from the place of the first NPC invation

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>>19455708
it's rhythm game with some common sense sprinkled in

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Bros, she has the potential.

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The thread is no longer
The (rrats) have been eliminated

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>>19455568
Kneel

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ANTIS SEETHE
GET ON YOUR KNEES AND APOLOGISE

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>>19455708
wheres the rhytm

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shark can into skill?

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>>19455722
Well, shit.

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KINOOOO

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>>19454936
How is it a little shark girl has better game skill than the all of /v/

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I didn’t know one game could cause /v/ tourists to seethe so much, I don’t even play soulslike games it’s just funny as hell to read the complaining

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>>19455808
>beat first NPC
>get 6 fingers
So this is art

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>>19455708
god you are an autistic fuck
kill yourself

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I don't like when she says the F word

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She did it.
But Sekiro seems like a better fit for her.

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>>19455709
Lurk more, newfag

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Gura's fuck you, bros, I felt that. She did not like him.

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The way she insulted him at the end was hot as fuck

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>>19455791
rolling isn't a skill, it's a cope
real skill would be not using the roll crutch to beat the game

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>>19455888
IQ: 8

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>>19455708
>a timing element means it's a rhythm game
Yes.

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Shit, I missed it

Damn you anus!

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I expected the stream to be a wash since Gura genuinely does not have the attention span for a game like this, but holy fuck, Gura.

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>>19455951
>literal brain death

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Wonder what twitch streamers she's been watching to know this much about the game already

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>>19455916
Fuck you blocking is way easier

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>>19455908
gonna need a soundpost for that fuck you

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>>19455391
Do you think you're going to parry a huge mace attack from a monster 5 times your size?

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she's gonna touch the grace isnt she? she's not going to ignore it right? Right?

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SANTA!

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>>19455928
your only argument is "you are dumb"
literally every boss has 3 to 6 attacks that each have a rythm
if you are able to see the pattern you can dodge and attack between each moment you are able to get damaged or not
how can you not see that
i think you are the dumb nigger here sorry

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this game is fucking shit. i wish we could watch her play bloodborne instead. now that's a game.

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Fuck i missed it.

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>>19455908
loli femdom humiliation

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>>19455901
cry about it

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>>19455980
YEH BOY IS LIVE

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Never fully underestimate the shark

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>>19455980
she has been playing the game already, that is her second playtrough

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>>19455993
>>19456010
no just dodge lol

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>>19456032
you just described something that is definitely not a rhythm game

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>>19455630
grow up. oh wait, you already did, so what the fuck is wrong with you?

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>>19455893
same, the more her "real self" comes out the less I like her

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>>19455980
Dude she doesn't even criticle attack properly, she properly just looked at a YouTube video here and there.

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Gura doesn't like rudeness.

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>>19456035
this but sekiro

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>Gura is going to attack every NPC who is slightly rude to her
Oh god...

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>>19456047
You asked a question and that anon answered it. What's your problem?

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>>19455870
>tourists
/v/ has been discussing it nonstop, even ignoring the never ending shitposting. This is all home-grown faggotry this time.

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>>19456106
I've been wanting to see Sekiro for the longest time. Gura pls

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>>19456077
who cares lol it's a video game

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>>19456076
more for me then

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>>19456116
his answer was wrong

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>>19456076
seethe

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what's so great about this game anyway, why is literally all the internet fellating it so hard

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>Crackpots
what did Fromsoft mean by this?

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>>19455893
>>19456076
fuck off faggots

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>>19456103
she finds discourtesy unspeakably ugly.

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>>19456169
It's fun if you enjoy this style of game. Is people enjoying different things than you too difficult of a concept for you to grasp?

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>>19456169
It's good, and a good game hasn't come out in at least two years.

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>>19456169
It's popular. Like GTAV, Fortnite, CoD, etc.

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>>19456185
Die in a fire, retard

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if you have questions or comments concerning the game not related to gura I recommend you make a new thread on /v/.

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>>19456190
based

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>>19456200
But she'd let her children be rude to people...that's unfair

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>>19455908
Dominant Gura is the sexiest thing to me and I don't even like women.

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>>19456076
You have to be over 18 to be in here.

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>>19456121
sure, not thread regulars though, we have nearly 30 more posters than usual

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>>19456066
Rolling is dodging, retard.

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>gura clips right through a bush like it's nothing
lol it's been 12 years and they don't even have foliage physics yet
this game is a travesty

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>>19456140
Normally I agree, but this is said in the tutorial. You press r1, not r2.

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If the stream bothers you that much just don't watch it. Jesus

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>>19456169
It's a souls game and that's enough.

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DUDE BERRIES LMAO

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>>19456076
twitchfags will tell you to touch grass but i agree. i like gura because she's not like other girls unironically, so when she acts like them it disappoints me. she's an aspirational figure.

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RIP Pumba

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>>19456169
only AAA rhythm game to come out this year

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>>19456223
>Is people enjoying different things than you too difficult of a concept for you to grasp?
no? but I seen everyone talking about it like it's the second coming of videogame Jesus

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>>19456265
>usual
There's usually ~60 max when there's no tourists

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>>19456269
rolling isn't dodging it's rolling lol
the game would be better with side-stepping instead of rolling

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>>19456169
unironically zoomers and ecelebs
its "that difficult game" that is easy for the masses to latch onto
and even if its a jp game at its core, the aesthetics are not that weeb enough for normalfags to be turned off (see: vtubers)
remember when ds3 came out? thats right, no one does, that was when witcher 3 and mgsv came out, along with other more notable games

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>>19456237
he asked why is it popular you fuckin cretin
you just said what he said
why is this thread filled with retards
jesus christ

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>>19456200
no, she's just stuck up

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>>19456169
soulslike fans are like Undertale fans, they're basically a cult.

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>>19456076
youre pathetic

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Like most souls games, I'll buy this when it's less than 10 dollarydoos.

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>>19456169
Because there are a lot of people who like souls games and if you like them this game is amazing, to the point that you're hearing those people talk about it a lot. That doesn't mean everyone will like it or that you have to like it though.

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Gura's fixation with poop is concerning.

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>>19456335
Unironically true. Bloodborne is still the best souls game to date.

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>>19456319
The Souls series is already popular, open world games are popular, and this has George R.R. Martin's name attached to attract more normalfags, though his contributions are questionable at best since the writing and tone feel like standard Souls fare.

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>>19456035
kys filthy casual

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>>19456337
Just do what I normally do and don't visit the thread 10 minutes before and 10 minutes after her streams. The difference in quality is staggering.

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>>19456321
during a stream ~100 is common, break day ~70

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>>19456437
all souls games are garbage meme games, including memeborne

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>>19456393
Fuck you, fucking peice of shit ill ill fuck you up, how dare you use your brain to have sound reason. Everything I dont like is bad, and if its popular I have to bitch about it.

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Went out for a motorcycle ride to get some snacks for Gura's stream. Why the fuck is the board a dumpster fire? Is /v/ invading?

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It seems a lot of you made the wrong turn
>>>/v/

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>>19456335
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V9O_bFVQLcY

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My dick twitches whenever Gura says yummy...

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>>19456169
>watches an hour of a streamer play a game that thrives on the feeling of its game play and exploration
>"Why people like gaem I dun geddit"
I suddenly remember why I hated streamers and their fans before finding Hololive. They're like fucking /v/, ignorant and opinionated.

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>>19456335
Rolling to avoid an attack is dodging the attack. You're just arguing semantics.

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>>19456336
Dark souls has been popular and loved since demon souls, retard.

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>>19456474
Yes, but a majority of those during streams are still tourists or trolls arguing trolls

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>>19456416
She will make dookie butter after the stream and (You) will like it.

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>>19456032
Your retarded comparison only works if both the player and the boss are in stationary positions and its a consistent result every time. Which just isn't the case in an action game like this. Your position relative to the boss will often vary and thus your dodge timing and follow up options will also vary. Bosses also dont use a a full combo depending on your position or inputs so that also changes.
In short you're still a fucking retard. 4//10 just for making me reply.

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gura should practice parrying my penis

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>>19456578
i accept your concession
we have come to the conclusion that this game is gay

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>>19456337
He asked why it's "great" and why the "internet is fellating it so hard". The reason for both of those things is that it is popular. If it wasn't popular, it wasn't be this great, the internet wouldn't be fellating it this hard and he wouldn't have known about it enough to have made that post.

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>>19456617
Why would you want her to parry your penis when she should be accepting it?

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>>19456533
Don't worry anon, I'm here to sexualize the shark. Not for the newest memegame.

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>>19456336
/v/ is here in full force today

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>>19456505
t. Apexnigger

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>>19456185
Idiot

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>>19456617
level 1 enemy

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whatsup with retarded trolls in the thread?

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Gura should play Vampire Survivors instead

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>>19456641
No more than you anon, No more than you.

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>159 images
>Page 10
What's wrong with you faggots?

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>>19456662
I wish she would Mikiri counter my dick with her cute toes

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You people are insufferable.

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>>19456505
What about demon's memes

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did you know you can report off topic posts? it's really easy!

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>>19456335
i've been sidestepping the big shield knights inside the castle for backstabs, lb while circling close

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>>19456617
why would you want that?

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wow is this lord of the rangs?

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i am crazed with lust for this catshark's childlike body

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>>19456758
pedo

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>>19456713
a

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>>19456758
Same desu

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>>19456533
havent been there. do they hate the game or like it?

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>>19456758
um, bud… we don’t actually say it like that… bud!??

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This is the kind of game you immerse yourself playing, I dunno why so many people watch it on twitch, can't see the appeal.

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>>19456795

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>>19456795
Tsun-tsun, stick-chan.

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>>19456816
Speak for yourself

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>>19456816
Newfag

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>>19456830
I don't give a shit about the game, I like listening to Gura

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>yfw no maidens

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You heard her. Post yfw no maidens

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>yfw yfw

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>>19456891
there is too much wrong with this game to get immersed, it feels like it's an early xbox 360 game made of clay

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>>19456901
only need Gura

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>>19456440
He did the world building and history. The game's story was based on that and written by Miyazaki and co.

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giwtwm

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>>19456798
Unironically best post here

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death incoming

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>Gura is into giving rimjobs