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Previous thread: >>18741293

>> No.19068900

>>19068806
Perfect body

>> No.19069012

>>19068806
I've been fapping too much to lolis for so long, maybe it's time to go back to or at least complement it with hags

>> No.19069095

>>19069012
How about both at the same time

>> No.19069180

>>19069095

I know the perfect Mio pic for that

>> No.19069293
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Good Morning /vt/

>> No.19069548

>>19069180
Please share

>> No.19069680
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>>19069548
https://files.catbox.moe/qbtizs.png

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>>19069680

>> No.19072047
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I want to feed her

>> No.19073056
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>>19072047
Me too

>> No.19073211
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19073211

>>19072047
>>19073056

I want a fucked-up cuckold relationship with Ange where we're 2 broken people who repeatedly cheat on each other because we don't know how to be happy but in the end we're the only 2 people for each other

>> No.19073224

>>19058634

>> No.19074236

>>19073056
You should feed Ange your cum straight to her dusty womb not her mouth, anon

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>> No.19076980

>>19074236
>not to both

>> No.19077019
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>>19068806
Hag sex… hag pregnancy… hag marriage…

>> No.19077170
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>>19077019
hag divorce
hag taking away half of your stuff
hag making you pay child support for children that aren't even yours
hag making rape accusations
hag blackmailing you

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>>19077170
Nah.
>not keeping your hag pregnant 24/7
>not making your hag a stay at home housewife
>not making it clear to your hag that you see nothing wrong with disloyal women being murdered
No wonder you got cucked, lmao

>> No.19079168

>>19069680
Now I'm thinking about oyakodon with Mio.

>> No.19081026

>>19073211
>cuckold
Dont bring that shit here.

>> No.19081084

>>19078148
This anon gets it

>> No.19082826

>>19072047
Rosemi...

>> No.19083769

Hold on tight, fellow hagchads. The shitstrom is getting more intense now

>> No.19084722
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>> No.19085338

hag love

>> No.19085498
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Nijisanji's Hag Prime, Hayase Sou will have a 3D debut next week.

https://twitter.com/nijisanji_app/status/1497164514374135854
https://youtube.com/watch?v=QPg-AHvEjEc

>> No.19086729

>>19085498
BASED

>> No.19088298
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>> No.19088449

>>19088298
Sexfriendo...

>> No.19088564
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>>19088449
Sex with no strings attached.

>> No.19088898

>>19088564
What about g-strings

>> No.19089431

>>19088564
There will be strings once I impregnate her

>> No.19089931

>>19088564
>No string attached
I will bring her to the altar mark my words

>> No.19090394

>>19089931
I sure hope you mean sacrificial altar

>> No.19093465

I'm so sick of living through all of these major historical events hag bros

I just want a cute hag wife to let me curl up on her lap and stroke my hair and keep me safe

>> No.19093886

>>19093465
I'm so sick of living bros

I just want a cute hag wife to let me curl up on her lap and stroke my hair and keep me safe

>> No.19095019

Botan with our daughter
https://twitter.com/Alicianov15/status/1496776395585818624

>> No.19095861

>>19093465
>>19093886
>doesn't want to keep the hag safe
ngmi

>> No.19096501

>>19095861
We both look up to each other. As if we were the only two survivours in this wasted land

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>>19090394

>> No.19098519

>>19097932
>Oioioioioioioi what are you doing with that condom eeeh??!!! Cum inside like a man!!

>> No.19100123
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>>19098519

>> No.19100174

>>19100123 (me)
The pleasure is all mine

>> No.19101464
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>> No.19101627

>>19068806
All of them should have outfits like Kiara and Marine. Only Kiara and Marine understand.

>> No.19104816

Bump

>> No.19105193

For the vt league caretaker anon, how is the team looking?

>> No.19106704

>>19105193
Pretty good. Tomato is finishing the aesthetics and I'm making our audio export. The tactics will be given by the organizer

>> No.19106794
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19106794

DIVEGRASS HYPE

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19107541

Good luck

>> No.19109464
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>>19109464
is her roommate an ex actress or she's a natural born entertainer?

>> No.19110087

>>19106794

is she confirmed hag or at least close

>> No.19110199

I need Pochi-sensei.

>> No.19110350

>>19110040
NND like most of JP
>>19110087
Confirmed by Pomu herself.

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This is our group, /hag/ bros!

>> No.19112892

>>19112832
>/vsj+/
PINK CAT GOOD PINK CAT BAD PINK CAT DO THINGS THAT MAKES ME MAD

>> No.19113033
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When do we get a vtuber who leans into it hard?

>> No.19113255
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why are hags so perfect

>> No.19113401

>>19069680
>Mio grooming our daughter for my sake LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.19114020

>Polka playing with our daughter
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/92986327
>Botan laughting at our boys lack of FPS ability
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/92677886
AAAAAAAAAA KISHIMIDA LET ME IN

>> No.19114583

>>19113033
Nina Kosaka clearly wants that audience, but she quickly got exposed as more of a wine aunt character and seems much more comfortable in that role.

>> No.19114609
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>>19113033

This is literally just Nina

>> No.19115194

>>19114020
>menhera
>knowing how to handle kids

>> No.19115793
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>>19114609
It's not. Nina is the weird but lovely aunt who gets smashed and tells you about girls, and who gives you weird presents and weirder advice at the strangest times.

We still don't have a properly sexual EN hag 'mommy'. I'm talking a beautiful 30-something woman who takes kid you to a dark room, tells you not to tell your parents, then asks you if you know where milk comes from while unbuttoning her shirt.

>> No.19116234

>>19115194
>implying women arent all crazy

>> No.19116642

>>19116234
There's regular woman crazy, and there's 'I killed your dog because he competes with me for your affection' crazy.

>> No.19117507

>>19115793
mary?

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>>19117507
Was that her name, anon?

>> No.19121386

>>19116642
My oshi is not crazy just a little unstable.
In other news
>Hags doing pervy stuff to feel young
https://twitter.com/neet_23_neet3/status/1497406168028758021
https://twitter.com/neet_23_neet3/status/1497188470430711808
AAAAA SEEEX

>> No.19121449

>>19068806
I dont really visit these threads much but I want /hag/ to know your taste in OPs are pretty consistently god-tier.

>> No.19121636

your favorite /hag/ is reading this thread, say something nice to her

>> No.19123481

>>19088298
>>19088564
Girlfriend chocolate, or friend sex?

>> No.19123891

>>19121636
I love you Botan. Please let me have your kids

>> No.19124049

>>19121636
please read my fortune next asamio, so i can know that our kids will grow up strong and healthy

>> No.19124897

https://files.catbox.moe/liafqi.png
Our formation
>wall of hags, no sperm shall pass

>> No.19129125

>>19121636
Oh hi Reine

>> No.19133543
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>> No.19139690

>>19119564
Boobies

>> No.19140108

Imagine entering the changing rooms after a long football match. Imagine the smell, imagine licking their bodies

>> No.19150652
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>>19140108
AOOOGAAA

>> No.19153376
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>>19140108
Imagine Miosha's sweaty abs after this stream.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Veu0Iq17E20

>> No.19158757

>>19121636
>implying Botan can read english for more than simple words

>> No.19160734

Why doesn't Mio just do RFA?

>> No.19164130

>>19160734
Why doesn't Mio just do breeding with her top members?

>> No.19166131
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>> No.19166176

>>19164130

She doesn't want her members to die of sperm deprivation

>> No.19166179

I want to make Mio a mother.

>> No.19166890
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19166890

Life is hard and cold
Hag is soft and warm.

>> No.19168259
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>> No.19170500

>>19085498
Cool

>> No.19170617
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>>19069680
nice, i was expecting this
>catbox 502
fuck it

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I don't know how much longer I can survive without a hag gf

>> No.19173743

>>19166131
>no bush
damn

>> No.19175632

drunken sex with aki

>> No.19175769

Tanned Botan
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/96533912

>> No.19177247

>>19175769
gyaru hags are the best

>> No.19178311

Friendo helping you before the match
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/96542675
Also the famous dick reactions
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/87926601

>> No.19179846
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Just friends

>> No.19180360

https://www.twitch.tv/miyuki_umizuki
Don't be a nigger in chat.

>> No.19181100
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>>19112050
I can just imagine her calling me a good boy as she pats my head.

>> No.19181647

>>19180360
Newfag here, who's that?

>> No.19182867

>>19181647
>>19181100

>> No.19184659
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>> No.19188251
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>> No.19190327

>>19188251
I want to sniff those armpits.

>> No.19191950

>>19188251
She needs to stop shaving INSTANTLY.

>> No.19193387

stop talking about Mio's pubes

>> No.19194054

>>19193387
Make me

>> No.19195755

>>19194054
I'm sorry anon I was just kidding

>> No.19196924

It's dead silent here. Lets do this
>your oshi
>last time you interacted with a hag irl

>> No.19198582

>>19196924
Mio
Last week, she had massive tits too

>> No.19202357
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>>19193387
Never. I will remain adamant in my belief - that it should be illegal for beautiful women to shave their armpits and pussies.

>> No.19204959

>>19202357
You say that yet you do not post Mio with pubes, curious.

>> No.19209511
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I love Flare

>> No.19210826

>>19204959
The jannies (those malevolent trannies) oppress us with the wicked, normalnigger concept that is blue boards.

https://files.catbox.moe/nez5ci.jpg

>> No.19212084

>>19210826
There's something about hags with this kind of ''realistic body'' that makes me want to go full balls deep inside their womb

>> No.19212593
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>>19209511
I hated those dumb headphones.

>> No.19215102

>>19210826
>spoiler
I know what I'm jerking off to tonight.

>> No.19215220

Why is lui not warming my bed right now
I could use a warm bed and a loving hag

>> No.19220772

Bump

>> No.19220860
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You will confess to your hag.

>> No.19221003
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>>19215220
>Will you adopt them as well anon?

>> No.19223485

>>19221003
Yeah

>> No.19226968 [DELETED] 

>>19068806
why are you love hags ?

>> No.19227440
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>>19220860
I WANT TO FUCK YOUR TITS UNDER THE SHEETS

>> No.19227715

>>19221003
Baby girls get adopted on the condition that the hag bears my own children, plural, and that the reason the hag is single is something I can stomach.

Boys and grown/teen kids of either gender are an instant red line, fuck that shit. Not even the insane depths of my hag love can possibly justify that.

>> No.19229071

>>19226968
Yes

>> No.19229363
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I WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH OLDER WOMEN!

>> No.19229452

>>19110350
how so? Did she give an age range or just date herself again?

>> No.19231013
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>tfw you're actually older than most hags

>> No.19231274
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>>19231013
It gets pretty ridiculous, particularly in anime.
>yeah this ancient bitch is a milf past her prime who never found a husband
>she's 26
>I'm 30

>> No.19232160

>>19221003
>Adopt
What are you talking about? They're my children with Lui

>> No.19233458
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>> No.19233483

>>19231013

Korone is pure sex

>> No.19233581

>>19229452
She called herself a hag on stream.

>> No.19235229

>>19226968
yes

>> No.19235275
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19235275

I fucking love this witch bitch

>> No.19235307

>>19235275
how dare you call Nui a bitch

>> No.19235397
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bros...
i want to sex mio...

>> No.19235595

>>19235307

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YrK9veoB-3w

>> No.19237053
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I want Nara to pat me lovingly

>> No.19238449

>>19235595
this is an incredibly powerful video

>> No.19243178
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>> No.19246254

>>19227440
Don't we all want to do that...

>> No.19246329

>>19231013
I’m lifting to become the dilf. Or whatever the male equivalent of a hag is.

>> No.19248263
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Why is Nina the only non 2view EN hag? I am mentally incapable of learning languages.

>> No.19249566
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>>19246329
>tfw already a dilf at the age of 30

>> No.19250261

>>19249566
>15th
Explain this pls. Its the first time I see this comic eventhought I'm here since the first thread

>> No.19250349

>>19248263
Who cats about viewers, haha are comfy. I spent all morning in a steam that called at 30 viewers

>> No.19251772

>>19249566
I don't understand

>> No.19252210

>>19246329
>>19249566
>dilf
Sorry dudes but there is no such thing.

>> No.19252276

>>19252210
I'm literally a father though

>> No.19252352

>>19252276
I'm talking about
>ilf
part, it's pure cope from old dudes and nothing more.

>> No.19252419

>>19252352
>it's pure cope from old dudes and nothing more.
Damn brat, seducing an adult

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>> No.19255106

>>19252352
Girls being into older men is even more common than young men being hag lovers actually

>> No.19255535

>>19252352
It’s more girls interested in older men that fill the father figure role or reminds them of their fathers.

>> No.19255600

>>19252352
Young girls need their daddy issues fulfilled and also seem to hate zoomer boys.

>> No.19256623

>>19254841
I also would caress her lambchops.

>> No.19258170

>>19256623
Watamelons

>> No.19259280

>>19210826
Thank you for the blessing

>> No.19261365

>>19249566
Is polka really not a hag?

>> No.19262843

>>19261365
She's one now

>> No.19262860

>>19261365
She is now.

>> No.19263063
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19263063

it has been foretold

>> No.19266031

>>19068806
When will Susan let swimsuits happen again? I need Choco weather reports back in my life

>> No.19266082

>>19266031
Never.

>> No.19266381

>>19266031
If they could come back a swimsuit Flare would be the one I'd be most excited for.

>> No.19267720

>>19252210
Then why does your mom love screaming
>daddy
at me

>> No.19268043

>>19267720
Because you're delusional and hear dead people.

>> No.19269260

DONTA FIGHTA And post hags

>> No.19269727

>>19266031
A lot of the girls wanted them last year. They'll probably bring them back this summer once holox gets their 3D.

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>>19248263
>Nina is the only non 2view EN hag
What?

>> No.19272943
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segs

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Lui sex

>> No.19278194

>>19068806
nice ass

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Please let me in, I need to save the remaining eggs

>> No.19284615

>>19246329
>ywn lift with botan and become her dilf
https://docs.google.com/document/d/e/2PACX-1vStCRC46i_7y983U8YPDL6Zgs1om5EHTquJtLpyy7j8Z8oDVXBti-p_zLhhd8OG4zEZjCHVrD_Nlam9/pub

>> No.19287324

One of my friends asked me why I'm into older women so much, and I couldn't properly put it into words which got me thinking; what do you guys like about hags?

>> No.19287921

>>19072047
>>19073056
>>19073211

NOT A HAG

>> No.19294077

>>19287324
The Benjamin Franklin quote

>> No.19294366

>>19287921
>Ange
>Not a hag
Reps, quickly

>> No.19297270
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>Your hag oshi ask you to love her
What do?

>> No.19300146

>>19297270
take meds

>> No.19302565
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Fashionable hag

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>>19300146
Only if she spoonfeeds me

>> No.19303532

>>19303315
schizophrenia cannot feed you your meds you have to take them yourself and not forget to do that

>> No.19305444

>>19294366
does this mean Rosemi is another haglover like Towa

>> No.19305964
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Confess.

>> No.19307136

>>19069680
very nice

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>>19305444
Now you know

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>>19300146

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>> No.19309523

>>19212084
>>I must fertilize what eggs she has left!

>> No.19309524

>>19305964
I fapped to Mio... Please forgive me.

>> No.19309809

>>19309524
>only once
no forgiveness for you

>> No.19310804

>>19305964
I fap to your stripcore dances from your 3D birthday musical everyday, sister

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someone should conquer Japan and make a law about mandatory hag use for procreation

>> No.19316103

>>19314034
that would mean sharing hags with other people. I refuse to do this. I will procreate with all of them myself

>> No.19316225

>>19284615
RIP Zyzz

>> No.19317166

Remember /hag/ plays in the /vt/ League on Friday

>> No.19318624

>>19314034
Even better, any unmarried, childless woman over 30 will be assigned a goverment mandated husband.
If the hag has a career and job, the husband will take the role of househusband.
Should the hag and husband still be of fertile age, they must produce a baby withing the first year of marriage.

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>> No.19320548

>>19243873
thank you nui

>> No.19322065

I'm making the portraits for the team. If you want any specific picture for player post it. Since we are the lewd team this season Im looking for pictures with lewd or blushed faces

>> No.19326480

>>19243873
Booba

>> No.19326702
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I WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH WOMEN 10 TO 15 YEARS OLDER THAN ME

>> No.19327123

>>19115793
Nina has her moments but if you want something that overtly sexualised you'll have to find a twitch 2view

>> No.19330596

>>19270516
https://streamable.com/4fv4yd

>> No.19330830

>>19326702
huh I don't remember making this post

>> No.19332276

>>19326702
Based and hagpilled

>> No.19334460
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cute sheep hag

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Recommended hag literature?
I personally liked In praise of older women by Stephen Vizinczey
Really struck with me, made me wish I had been Andrá.

>> No.19336453

>>19335533
I wish someone made a rentry link with all the hag fics from wg, ag, and ringo

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SEX WITH FRIEND

>> No.19341661

>>19314034
>>19318624
Honestly don’t know why there isn’t more kids being born considering Japan practically pays you to have kids, the more you have the more you get paid

>> No.19341896

>>19326702
Remember the golden rule
Double your age minus seven is theoretically the oldest you should date
Which means any decent guy over 19 gets a hag by default

>> No.19343087

>>19341896
Thank god I can still fuck 35 year old women

>> No.19344450

>>19341661
Because there still shit like movies, series and more propaganda that tells you having kids is hell and a death sentence to your social life. Also women being influenced to dedicate their entire lifes to persue a career instead a family

>> No.19344555

How would you describe this thread? I dont know what to write on the wiki page

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>>19344555
Horny boys want to have aggressive sex with sexy older vtubers

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>> No.19348154

>>19345407
Senchou stop I can only get so erect

>> No.19348161

>>19345407
No way that's real.

>> No.19351377

>>19348161
https://youtu.be/KzpuzNA_td4

>> No.19351481

A clip of marine without a rape joke?!

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>>19344555
...we have a wiki?

>> No.19355900

>>19351377
Damn

>> No.19360113

>>19344695
This is the correct description of this thread

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>>19341661
because of fucktarded jap corpo culture nobody will do shit about until the population reaches critical values because it prints money

>> No.19364185

>>19361823
That'll change once Abe let's me into his country.

>> No.19364896

>>19351616
He's talking about this for the divegrass team

https://implyingrigged.info/wiki//hag/

>> No.19365528

>>19364185
he will never let you in gaiijin fuck

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>> No.19370610

>>19369491
Need more costume swaps

>>19344695
Them big puffy nips.

>> No.19372030

>>19330596
I WILL FUCK THIS TITLESS WAGIE HAG NON-STOP UNTIL BOTH OF US DIE FROM HEART ATTACK

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>> No.19374661

>>19367760
Someone should teach her how to clean her room for god's sake

>> No.19375452

>>19374661
>not cleaning it yourself to get more opportunities to get a whiff of her scent

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What if your hag's body can't handle sex?

>> No.19377526

>>19377302
>what if your fish can't handle water

>> No.19377842

>>19375452
>Implying you don't want to teach her in her room while you flirt her

>> No.19377843

>>19077170
I can fix her.

>> No.19377903

>>19175632
She pukes in her sleep so better be ready to clean that up anon.

>> No.19377952

>>19231274
I thought AZKi's roommate was 31?

>> No.19378011

>>19263063
Amen

>> No.19378106

>>19377843
you can't fix people

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>>19377302

I miss her

>> No.19379113

>>19377952
Pic not related

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Somewhere in the world there's a hag ripe for picking. But you will never get her because she will never even care about a fat gaijin neet who amounts to nothing

>> No.19380789

>>19379393
I'm not fat fuckoff

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>> No.19383796

>>19379393
Stop projecting.

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https://youtu.be/wvYf6ESknjs
She has to be a hag right?

>> No.19385850

>>19384203
if not she's pretty good at pretending to be a hag

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>>19379393
>fat
>tfw you don't even weigh 60kg

>> No.19389446

>>19381846
>>19383588
Need to stop shaving the crotch area.
>>19387874
Needs to stop shaving her armpits.

I’m seriously considering making at least a top 100 of the best Hololive hag pictures and commissioning proper hairy edits of them. I’m talking Camonome-tier hairy, no faggy half-measures. This lack of scent-packed female body hair in hag art is fucking criminal and needs to be corrected.

>> No.19391445

>>19389446
Proper hygiene is important anon.

>> No.19391718

>>19388730
imagine being fat and manlet

>> No.19392009

>>19388730
>tfw 66kg but skinnyfat
Im just cursed

>> No.19392041

>>19389446
Based
>>19391445
Natural body hair isn't unhygenic stop swallowing kike propaganda dumb burger

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>> No.19398166

>>19387874
AZKi love

>> No.19398952

>>19389446
>>19392041
I hope you proceed with that. Even thought I dont shate the interest for armpit hair I respect how based it would be commisioning those edits. Havent you checked /d/? They have some Images edition threads

>> No.19399368

>>19392041
>scent-packed
Implies unwashed and ungroomed, which is degenerate.

>> No.19400464

>>19399368
low-test

>> No.19400502

>>19378665
AAAAA I MISS HER TOO.

>> No.19406388

>>19330596
I'll gladly comply, Pomu.

(brb gotta take meds)

>> No.19406403

Bump

>> No.19410974
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I want to fug Mio

>> No.19415136

>>19410974
Who doesn't want to do that ITT? Kishida should really open the damn border

>> No.19419351

>>19410974
I want to impregnate Mio

>> No.19420898

Hag bump or as I like to call it Hump

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2 MORE DAYS TILL DIVEGRASS KICKOFF. YOU HAG FUCKERS BETTER BE THERE!

>> No.19422733

>>19389446
Based

>> No.19422975

>>19399368
>doesnt know about sex scent
Anon is a virgin...

>> No.19423564

>>19399368
Ok but they stink good

>> No.19423722

>>19422975
as everyone on this board

>> No.19423996

>>19421699
how do I get there?

>> No.19425241

>>19423996
event will start on March 4-6 and 11-13 at 9am PST/12pm EST.

>where to watch
https://isthisliv.com/4cc/stream.html

>more details about the event
https://implyingrigged.info/wiki//vt/_League_2

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>>19391718
>manlet
Unfortunately not, but I'm going through rigorous training in order to shorten my height and become younger. I have reduced my meals to child-portions and I'm currently planning to get into playing with Legos and scribbling animals on paper in a cute way. In order to reduce my age I started watching Nick jr's "Paw patrol" while eating baby food (mostly Gerber's Lasagna with meat sauce) for ultimate age reduction. I envelop myself in absolute darkness for several hours a day, interpreting it as me being in a womb and hoping for even stronger age regression. I have hired a singing teacher to teach me vocal control in order to mimic a children's cries. I will soon be waiting for the fated moment of 4ft4 me being alone with my oshi. I can perfectly envision the moment where I start to cry like a child with my flawlessly trained voice, my hag oshi approaching me and asking "Hey, what's wrong honey?" in a very concerned, yet affectionate voice, to which I just respond "P-p-pussy". The image of my oshi's juices gushing out of her panties like a waterfall will forever be engraved in my memory. I can feel myself becoming younger and turning into the ultimate shota that will turn all of the cute hags into his wives.

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christ

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>>19113255
For me, Hags have a womanly confidence that is attractive. They’re comfortable in a way young girls aren’t.
Also they appreciate your love even more.

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>>19121636
Dancing Queen Aki Rose your 3D live broke my brain.

>> No.19428125

>>19426641
Just say you're into infant play

>> No.19430297

>>19427146
That 3d live is coom worthy

>> No.19431010

>>19426743
i want to fuck Miko while she swears at me in elite English, even if she's not a hag

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Shaving Watame

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>>19433333

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>> No.19438222

bummp

>> No.19440028

Hump

>> No.19441996

Dont die

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>>19344555

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>>19441996
Seconded, bumping

>> No.19446553

>>19443793
Bumping Mio!

>> No.19446750

>>19436442
I think I love this birb

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>> No.19447607

>/hag/ reach bump limit
Today's a good day

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Anons, explain why your hag oshi is superior. I'll start:
>classic wine aunt
>has a lot of good stories to tell
>most likely a very affectionate and caring mother
>will give you the best "hi/welcome home honey" you've ever heard
>Fluent in more than 1 language
>comfy voice that won't gradually damage your ears and get annoying after a month or two of listening

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>>19447828
Cool voice with big sister aura, gap moe knowing she can't deal with horror well, good comedic timing and sense of humor, and appreciation for her work ethic. Overall, she's pretty cool.

>> No.19449837

>>19069680
loli hag oyakodon is so based

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