[All Holos Have Boyfriends is Statistically False]

[Anonymous No.]

The claims that all holos have boyfriends is statistically false. This is especially true in modern day, when more and more people are single.

Around 10% indentify as faggots.

There are 51 girls in Hololive.

51/10 = 5.1 So around ~5 girls are lesbos statistically speaking.

51-5 = 46.

https://japantoday.com/category/features/lifestyle/over-50-of-single-japanese-women-in-their-20s-struggle-to-make-ends-meet-survey-says

https://www.japantimes.co.jp/news/2016/09/16/national/social-issues/sexless-japan-almost-half-young-men-women-virgins-survey/


So going by all of this around 15-20 holos have boyfriends.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>18997063
Yeah, but every single Holomem is popular and hot. They are in the upper echelon of women so it's guaranteed that they would.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18997279
Stinky retard forgot his conditional probabilities

[Anonymous No.]

>>18997279
False Logic. Hot? They don't look better than your average women. Holos are not 8s and 9s. Majority of them are like 6-7 at best.

Upper echelon? Here what upper echelon women do in japan:

https://www.vice.com/en/article/mbygvq/japanese-women-boyfriend-for-hire

[Anonymous No.]

>>18997279
Pretty much this.
If they don't have a boyfriend and aren't lesbians they probably look so terrible that you wouldn't even care wether they have a boyfriend or not.

But in all honesty I don't care about their private life, but they do need to keep up whatever character they're given which could mean ''pretend to be interested in fps games'' or ''pretend to not have a boyfriend'' simply said if it's part of the setting they're supposed to keep it. And if your audience are a bunch of kissless virgins maybe don't keep telling them about your boyfriend because they might stop watching you. But that's literally it, atleast keep some level of kayfabe alive....

[Anonymous No.]

>>18997063
all vtubers have boyfriends, rushia had to be silenced for trying to leak this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18997189
i like this

[Anonymous No.]

>>18997756
>Holos are not 8s and 9s. Majority of them are like 6-7 at best.
Let's see
>Attractive
>Talented
>Rich
>popular
>charismatic
I'd say most holos are top tier women in most peoples eyes
>Vice
Good one

[Anonymous No.]

>>18998169

>Attractive - Depends, really depends.

>Talented - Can't argue with that.

>Rich - False, while they are richer then your average citizen, they are far from Rich Kids Club.

>Popular. In a weeb spheres yes but compared to real celebrities they are not.

>Charismatic. You mean good actors?

Also women never date lower, so by your logic holos boyfriends are politicians, powerful business man and influential individuals.

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>>18997279
The flip side of that is that rich and hot women have overwhelming tendency to date up. So if you were a hot eligible bachelor earning 6-7 figures a year, would you really date a woman who is not available when you are free at night and vice versa, and whose relationship has to be kept a secret to the point that you shouldn't ever be seen out in public with her, or you get schizos going after both of you and probably your families? There are far better pickings in the sea.

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>>18998551
>>Attractive - Depends, really depends.
Would depend if they were below a 6 but above that it's pretty much objective that they are attractive enough that any opinionated taste doesn't really matter.
>>Rich - False, while they are richer then your average citizen, they are far from Rich Kids Club.
Rich enough to live in the city and have a more than comfortable life
>Popular. In a weeb spheres yes but compared to real celebrities they are not.
>All have at least 500k+ followers on Twitter at least
The weeb sphere is not small anymore and bleeds into the online entertainment world as a whole a lot of the time
>>Charismatic. You mean good actors?
They can be entertaining for thousands of people for hours, I'd say you need a high level of charisma for that
>Also women never date lower, so by your logic holos boyfriends are politicians, powerful business man and influential individuals.
More like just attractive chads

[Anonymous No.]

>>18998650
its the forbidden nature of it that attracts the sociopaths to put their dick in this kind of crazy,

[Anonymous No.]

>>18997063
Not all Holos have boyfriends because some of them are married, Polka and Okayu are fat and Choco can't find a decent man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18997279
miko is a literally retarded womanchild

[Anonymous No.]

>>18997279
Have you seen what Noel's real life identity looked like? Her cup size may be large, but her face is very... How should I say this? There are cuter guys out there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19000320
Anon... you're gay

[Anonymous No.]

“average holo has 3 boyfriends" factoid actualy just statistical error. average holo has 0 BFs. Momosuzu Nene, who lives in cave & has over 900,000 boyfriends, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

[Anonymous No.]

>>19000320
Like mafumafu?

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>>18997063
My oshi is a recovering alcoholic slob who can barely live alone without fucking it up, I can't say I'm too worried

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>>18997063
Women charismatic enough to stream successfully have boyfriends. 100% of them. Young women live life on easy mode, they aren't permavirgin neets like most of the people here.

Also who cares, I thought the whole point of vtubers was the extra layer of separation, you know its an act and everyone goes along with it because cute anime girl does cute anime things. If you fall in love with the anime girl you should cut yourself off cold turkey.

Then again, Rushia's whole thing was the GFE so fuck her I guess, dug her own grave.

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>>19000954
Women can be picky and are less motivated by sex than men, so if no males are meeting their standards they often just choose not to date and focus on their career, friends and family, especially if they make enough to not need a man to depend on financially. This is the reason why there aren’t enough babies being born in Japan.

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>>19001133
They absolutely still fuck, though. Women still get horny, its just on a cycle instead of being on all the time like it is for guys, the reason babies aren't being born is because the pill exists. Whether they have a stable boyfriend or a couple of chad fuckbuddies is probably a distinction without a difference for most of the people who care about this. Stop coping, none of them are pure virgins in this hellworld unless they have serious mental damage far beyond the average woman or are hideously ugly IRL. Even then.

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>>19001406
I never said they were virgins or didn’t fuck, just that they don’t necessarily have boyfriends. It’s common for women to have boyfriends. It’s even common for women to have long voluntary dry spells, not because they want to be pure idols but because their pussy goes into hibernation for awhile.

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>>19001406
My oshi is not a virgin bc we fuck

[Anonymous No.]

>>19001531
To not have boyfriends*

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>>19001531
Yeah, pretty much. Again, though, I'm gonna guess most of the people ree-ing about Rushia would ree over news of any fucking, not just if she has a stable boyfriend specifically.

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>>18999559
>Polka and Okayu are fat

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>>18997756
They have the personality to keep an audience of thousands captive. You think they can't tame a single dick irl? Give them some credit man.

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>>19002025
All they have to do is talk to a microphone and use their cute anime avatar to lure men in, any basement dwelling female can accomplish this much

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>>18997063
I wonder which (if any) of them actually are gay, they lean into it a lot for the tete that I just assume any girl flirting is just acting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18997189
fpbp

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>>19000954
some people, even women, just don't want to be in a relationship. (at least for now.)

[Anonymous No.]

Don't forget that most Japanese men are also herbivores that are too passive to pursue, and a lot of the Holomem are probably also reasonably assertive to scare away those kinds of guys, and then there's the workaholics.

I think it's more likely that a lot of them just have boytoys they fuck when they feel the need.