[ 3 / biz / cgl / ck / diy / fa / ic / jp / lit / sci / vr / vt ] [ index / top / reports ] [ become a patron ] [ status ]
2023-11: Warosu is now out of extended maintenance.

/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers


View post   

File: 49 KB, 827x478, 24e753939e4565fd54824f6f201782ffc8450215.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
18929613 No.18929613 [Reply] [Original]

Would you have sex with Polka if she asked you?

>> No.18929639

>>18929613
Give me the clussy

>> No.18929655

Only if she's actually fat, skinny girls are so boring

>> No.18929656

>>18929613
100% yes

>> No.18929664
File: 217 KB, 1289x907, porka.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
18929664

Yeah, I've heard amazing things about her bed I'd do anything to test it for myself

>> No.18929665

>>18929613
No. Also the people saying yes either have low standards, are blinded by her avatar's appearance, or don't know what they are getting into

>> No.18929700
File: 319 KB, 1500x1500, 2359001.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
18929700

Absolutely yes (please tell me another picture of her exists I can't cope)

>> No.18929708

>>18929613
dear God yes
>>18929665
wrong

>> No.18929724

>>18929613
After a salad, cardio, and a clean thorough shower...I might consider it.

>> No.18929740

FATTO PIGGU

>> No.18929761

>>18929665
100% correct
Sex with fat chicks fucking sucks and Polka is one astronomically large woman
She's Japanese to boot which means she probably doesn't have the typical fat girl buff of being good at sucking dick since she likely has no experience doing it and if you tried to fuck her she'd probably just lay there, wobbling around, her veiny, scarred rolls rippling like a giant sentient set of old man nuts

>> No.18929894
File: 64 KB, 1280x720, 1639096986931.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
18929894

>>18929665
Anon I can groom her. I'll make sure she exercises with me and give her rewards like cooking her delicious(nutritional) foods and sex after she reaches milestones in losing weight. I'm building my own bitch.

>> No.18929915

>>18929613
Maybe if I'm on top to not be crushed to death

>> No.18929954

>>18929894
i kneel build a bitch chad

>> No.18929999

>>18929894
Holy based
Tame that fat! TAME IT!
Brosnan no! NO!

>> No.18930044

>>18929613
I’d hit that so hard whoever could pull me out would be declared king of England

>> No.18930080

>>18929613
HELL YES

>> No.18930090
File: 124 KB, 802x1080, Screenshot_20220223-042430.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
18930090

i WILL continue to huff copium and say that the 2015 niconico con image wasn't confirmed to be polka and has no source like the other leaks

>> No.18930177

>>18930090
what image?

>> No.18930210

>>18929613
After a date or two and if we hit it off, probably. She's cute.

>> No.18930213
File: 3.67 MB, 2894x4093, 1614705929890.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
18930213

>>18929761
>Sex with fat chicks fucking sucks
Gay.

>> No.18930223

>>18929894
A-amazing I kneel

>> No.18930230
File: 292 KB, 474x468, 1629609545861.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
18930230

so does this confirm they want to start doing face reveals? gotta copy vshojo and niji instead keeping the status quo and becoming unique by doing so, you already know mori is frothing at the mouth demanding management let her reveal herself as "***** the voice behind Mori Calliope"

>> No.18930277

>>18929894
>grooming an old fattie with this much baggage
Might as well get them young, anon

>> No.18930322

>>18930230
That tweet is almost a year old.

>> No.18930396
File: 280 KB, 459x599, 1631544626301.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
18930396

>>18930322
I didnt check the date I just assumed since vtubing is being dismantled from the inside

>> No.18930455
File: 947 KB, 735x584, 1642845933161.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
18930455

CLOWN BLOWJOB
HONK HONK

>> No.18930460

>>18929894
A fatty won’t stay with you when she’s in shape if you refused to fuck when she was fat.

>>18930277
And this

>> No.18930515

>>18929655
This

>> No.18930520

>>18929613
yes

>> No.18930570

the lack of character would break it for me
Scruffy blonde haired clown girl is what keeps me here

>> No.18930643

>>18929613
Yes on our combined birthday

>> No.18930647

>>18929613
Yes, I would. The fact that she'd ask me is a massive turn on too

>> No.18930653

>>18929613
Polka or Polka's RM?

>> No.18930766
File: 41 KB, 405x720, Eq6gFxYXAAQOLNr.jfif.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
18930766

>>18929894

>> No.18930768

>>18929613
>fat
>menhera
stop, anon, I can only get so erect

>> No.18930810

>>18929613
FAT

>> No.18930869

One line from that needy streamer game makes me wonder. Is doing it from the back taboo and rare in Japan?

>> No.18930870
File: 27 KB, 600x600, 1643617158540.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
18930870

>>18929613
I've given up on attractive people. Maybe uglies will be at least a little bit more faithful.

>> No.18930904

>>18930870
at least you haven't given up on people

>> No.18930929
File: 89 KB, 765x880, Father of the Hag Lovers.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
18930929

>>18930277
>>18930460
do (You) not love grooming her into a motherly hag? Have you not learned from the Founding Father Mr. Benjamin Franklin's Advice on why Hags are superior than a probably ungrateful young brat who'll fuck off after they get slim.

>> No.18930932

>>18930455
Do you have to say that every time?

>> No.18930960

>>18929761
Reading that just gave me a boner

>> No.18930981

>>18929613
why is she breaking kayfab we know what she looks like. she's a blonde clown

>> No.18931014

>>18929613
actual menhera

>> No.18931017

>>18929655
She is, don't worry.
Unfortunately, she's also gay.

>> No.18931076

>>18929613
I don't like fat girls but I'd be fine with chubby Korone.

>> No.18931091

>>18929894
what if shes one of those ideological fatties

>> No.18931142

>>18930981
Exactly. A fat, blonde clown. Minus the "blonde" and "clown."

>> No.18931170

>>18930929
>he believes the fatty cow won't leave too once she gets slim

>> No.18931323

>>18931076
>korone
>chubby
>korone
>the boxer
hah?

>> No.18931342

>>18931170
please refer to the 8th reason of Benjamin Franklin on "Benjamin Franklin, Advice to a Young Man on the Choice of a Mistress "

>> No.18931400
File: 144 KB, 1280x720, maxresdefault (1).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
18931400

>>18929700
>refuses to do her own hand cam
>Ollie does own hand cam and chubby fingers give her away
bros........

>> No.18931446

>>18929894
They say don't meet your heroes, but you prove them all wrong.

>> No.18931690

>>18929613
yes

>> No.18932129

>>18930870
Ugly people tend to be worse because they have horrible insecurities. Just look at /vt/. The dudes here are way worse potential mates than the average man.

>> No.18932184

>>18932129
>Just look at /vt/.
>teammates
>pentomos
>me weighing 105 pounds
sure

>> No.18932219

>>18932129
Attractive people have horrible insecurities too. The problem is that they have a lot more potential partners willing to tolerate their shit, so they can dump you at their leisure.

>> No.18932257

>>18929613
SHE'S FAT!!!!!!

>> No.18932434

>>18932184
So you want your 105 pound twink ass to get pounded by the fattest, ugliest, sweatiest ugly bastards around?
I mean, you do you I guess.
>>18932219
Whereas ugly people will try to manipulate and abuse you and bring down your self esteem in order to trap you into the relationship because they know they can’t do better.

>> No.18932494

>>18929613
no, she's not only fat but ugly as well
At least her fans don't need to worry about bf stuff(Botan's too and Okayu I guess)

>> No.18932511

>>18929613
Marriage comes first.

>> No.18932523

>>18932434
>Whereas ugly people will try to manipulate and abuse you and bring down your self esteem in order to trap you into the relationship because they know they can’t do better.
As if my self esteem can get any lower after getting cucked 3 times in a row.

>> No.18932590

>>18932219
>The problem is that they have a lot more potential partners
sounds like a (You) problem

>> No.18932600

YES, I want to fuck Polka! On her queen sized bed! Eventually Polka will end up on top and will proceeds to demolish my hips in an lust fueled attempt to ride me. She'll tire out quickly and collapse onto my chest where I can whisper into her ear that she did her best but now it's my turn. The night will end with the two of us wrapped around each other, kissing her neck, and savoring each other's body warmth until we fall asleep.

The next morning my hips will be bruised and sore and while I'll barely be able to walk, it'll have been worth it.

>>18929915

>> No.18932862

>>18932129
>>18932219
People generally suck.

>> No.18932955
File: 1.32 MB, 900x1005, 1644634490654.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
18932955

WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE.
You live in a world of dillusion while outside your tiny dark rooms, the world is bright and vibrant.
WAKE UP
>Men want to fuck an avatar, no women would let you near them

>> No.18932989

>>18929613
yeah

>> No.18932990

Does any have the picture from a 3d stream when polka placed her hand on invisible oversize hip?

>> No.18933092
File: 657 KB, 2893x4096, 1603230839579.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
18933092

Polka has a lot of energy, even if she's fat I'd let her bounce on me until my pelvis cracked. The extra cushion is perfect

>> No.18933104

>>18932955
>the world is bright and vibrant.
Until it isn't.

>> No.18933150

>>18932955
My room is large and I'm unlovable bite me fag I will cum and I will like it

>> No.18933158

>>18929613
Is this real?

>> No.18933291
File: 246 KB, 463x453, 1644053779403.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
18933291

>>18929613
IS THIS THE BIG YAB, WILL POLKA FOLLOW THE OTHER MEMBER LIKE COCO AND RUSHIA SOON?
SHE IS LIKE SAYING WILL YOU STILL LOVE ME IN A DIFFERENT AVATAR?

OMG

>> No.18933350

>>18933158
>>18933291
>Newfags don't remember Polka's huge depression phase where she was up at 8am doing karaoke and drinking streams daily

>> No.18933393

>>18929613
I would clap her fat ass cheeks with no hesitation

>> No.18933520

>>18929894
Extremely based

>> No.18933533

>>18933350
They don't even know what Upd8 is. They can't be helped.

>> No.18933586
File: 103 KB, 640x626, IMG_1003.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
18933586

>>18929613
>Would you have sex with your oshi

>> No.18933601

>>18929613
>will you continue to love my conventionally attractive anime avatar no matter what I look like as a human?
Why are women so fucking stupid?

>> No.18933716

>>18929613
No, even is she is my favorite of the bunch. I like her for what she does as a vtuber and her avatar. Irl looks matter and people are not their job. Her vtuber persona is just an act.

>> No.18933731

>>18931342
>counting on the GRATITUDE of a woman
hahahahahahahahahahahahahah

>> No.18933758

>>18929613
no way, if a girl is fat there's a huge chance her tits are not only big but mushy and saggy, now big firm tits are godlike but fat filled tits are disgusting and she looks like that type, she's a fucking unit

>> No.18933770

>>18932523
You'd be surprised

>> No.18933797

>>18933533
What's an updeight?

>> No.18933802

>>18929613
I don't believe in miscegenation, so no I would not.

>> No.18933841

>>18929613
No. Not because she’s fat, but because she’s asian

>> No.18933851

>>18932955
>the world is bright and vibrant
As is a lot of shit that's poisonous.

>> No.18933865
File: 1.78 MB, 1400x2100, 1626771548053.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
18933865

>>18929613
yes

>> No.18933884

>>18931342
>Benjamin Franklin, Advice to a Young Man on the Choice of a Mistress
It's the first time I've heard of this and after I read it I can only kneel.

>> No.18933890

>>18931400
Show me ollie's hands

>> No.18934344

>>18933890
Anon... you DON'T want to see them.

>> No.18934549

>>18934344
Try me

>> No.18934576

>>18933350
>phase

>> No.18934765

Everytime there's a Polka discussion on this board I feel like I'm getting crazy or missing something. I've seen the videos out here and honestly there's no way she's "astronomically" or extremely fat. She's overweight yes but come on now

>> No.18934830

>>18934765
Are you American?

>> No.18934929

>>18934765
Especially that interview

>> No.18934954

>>18934830
No I'm french studying in Canada

>> No.18935304

>>18929613
I love how she assumes the answer is yes and immediately continues to brush them off by just reciprocating with thank you. She's funny.

>> No.18935374

what if when she moaned she made honk noises and when she climaxed a creampie would come out of her cooch and hit you square in the face that would be funny I think

>> No.18935450

>>18934954
Canada is a pretty fat country too.

>> No.18935489

>>18930929
>a founder of america
>has advice worth listening to

choose one

>> No.18935543

>>18935489
>founders thought not everyone should be allowed to vote
yeah id say hes worth listening to

>> No.18935575
File: 1.05 MB, 1381x1700, 1637089367421.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
18935575

I would not have sex.

>> No.18936505
File: 5 KB, 42x45, 33ffa368f7aa720070ef625c75d2dc21.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
18936505

You can really tell who are Americans based on the answers here...

>> No.18937317

>>18929613
Porka hates her body confirmed

>> No.18937482

>>18935489
I don't agree with him, but this is his main argument on hags:
>Because in every Animal that walks upright, the Deficiency of the Fluids that fill the Muscles appears first in the highest Part
>The Face first grows lank and wrinkled; then the Neck; then the Breast and Arms; the lower Parts continuing to the last as plump as ever
>So that covering all above with a Basket, and regarding only what is below the Girdle, it is impossible of two Women to know an old from a young one.
>And as in the dark all Cats are grey, the Pleasure of corporal Enjoyment with an old Woman is at least equal, and frequently superior, every Knack being by Practice capable of Improvement.

>> No.18937819

>>18936505
Yeah, the ones with shit taste who wouldn't want to pork the Pol.

>> No.18938114
File: 866 KB, 900x900, 1645413672669.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
18938114

Do you want the mustache on or off?

>> No.18938200

>>18929613
yes 100% Just knowing it is polka would get me absolutely diamonds.

>> No.18938438

>>18929613
polka pussy...

>> No.18938630

>>18938114
the kazoo stays in mouth during anal

>> No.18938696
File: 2.87 MB, 960x864, 1643503696816.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
18938696

Obviously, Polka turns me on more with her voice than with her avatar. If she is the same machine-gun speaker she is while streaming that can effortlessly go into onee-san territory during sex, I'll have a great time.

>> No.18938753

only if she marries me first. no extra martial affair im afraid.

>> No.18938769

>>18931017
"gay" in japan seems to exclusively happen to women who aren't conventionally attractive, making me skeptical of its actual existence.

>> No.18938798

>>18929613
if I didn't have to take care of the kids, I would unironically knocker her up, I am fine with that

>> No.18938814

>>18929665
Some, I assume, are into BBWs.

>> No.18938849

>>18938696
>If she is the same machine-gun speaker she is while streaming
rrat is her streamer voice is how she talks normally

>> No.18939055

>>18930455
This artist makes Pol too sex, I can’t control myself

>> No.18939353
File: 40 KB, 323x389, nenetoast.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
18939353

>>18929894

>> No.18939469
File: 229 KB, 1152x2048, 20220223_130950.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
18939469

>>18939055
https://twitter.com/yuu_roro/status/1496455229927473152?t=12CpG8lvjKBuuqi4JCOHsg&s=19

>> No.18939550
File: 465 KB, 1029x579, 87148939_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
18939550

Gangrape Poruka?
https://www.pixiv.net/artworks/95674496

>> No.18939721

>>18939469
God I love no make-up Pol

>> No.18939730

>>18929613
hag so of course

>> No.18939732

>>18938696
>>18938849
Go watch her roommate's old NND or 2 view channel. The way she talks is just how she is, there is no kayfabe there.

>> No.18939763

Avatar: Maybe.
Real: Hell no.

>> No.18939767

>>18938696
Would her propeller spin during blowjobs?

>> No.18940296
File: 542 KB, 2126x1573, 1636707252107.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
18940296

>>18939055
I don't see what you're talking about

>> No.18940343

Yes, but not because I think the sex would be good. I'd do it because fat chicks are lovable, comforting, and usually great cooks. I want the mommy experience.

>> No.18940519

>>18937317
I can love it for her.

>> No.18940547

>>18929613
fat chicks could always lose weight, it will be a long process but if I'm around to control what she eats, she will end up being beautiful. I will be the Anti-Architect.

>> No.18940589

>>18929613
the real question is would she have sex with me

>> No.18940616
File: 1.72 MB, 954x961, 1621214245802.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
18940616

Anyone who'd say no is either a homosexual or retarded

>> No.18940674

>>18929664
>I'M BED IS QUEEN SIZE
>OKAAAYYYEEEEE

>> No.18941900

>>18929613
If she looks like botan she needs a dicking

>> No.18941969

>>18929613
close your eyes and enjoy Polka's moans and warm pussy anon, the answer is simple

>> No.18942076

She doesnt need to ask. She can just rape me anytime she wants and I'd be thankfull

>> No.18942136

>>18939550
>gangrape
No Anon. Unlike you I have a functional dick and dont need other men to have sex with my women to satisfy her

>> No.18944088

>>18929613
24/7. I wouldn't give her a break even for going to the toilet.

>> No.18944985

>>18929700
Do your nico nico reps, anon, you will find some videos too But be careful you may fall in love.

>> No.18945132
File: 70 KB, 765x402, marine-salute-2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
18945132

>>18929613
I would shoulder this burden gladly, for the sake of humanity and you my brothers.

>> No.18945285

>>18931091
those don't exist in japan. it's actually pretty strange she even managed to get so fat on a japanese diet while doing idol activities.

>> No.18945410

Her looks don't change her voice, personality, or the fact that she has goofy toys like rubber chickens laying around, sex with Polka sounds like just plain fun. With her being fat as fuuuuck it sounds like a day at a carnival with a ride that you will never want to get off of.

>> No.18945426

>>18945285
Polka is notorious for being the most Westernized in thinking in Hololive. She's brought up LGBT stuff, played Omori and made a lot of commentary on the subject matter, as well as being a vocal fan of Vshojo.

>> No.18945962

>>18929761
Her past life makes me think she would give pretty good head and do more than starfishing.

>> No.18946233

>>18945426
how come she hasn't collabed with males on hololive then? i heard she's good friends with Roberu

>> No.18946278

Does anyone else remember the dango blowjob video she made in her past life?

>> No.18946344

>>18942136
Typical low T trying to present his pretend masculinity everywhere for validation

>> No.18946525

>>18946278
it's still up isn't it?

>> No.18946629

>>18946233
She just refuses to associate her old self with Polka. I compare her mindset with Gura's since both want to distance themselves from their PL. Maybe that was a low point in her life she wants to move past.

>> No.18946719

>>18946629
A low point? She was super successful. She's just being a good hololive girl

>> No.18946809

>>18929613
Any port in a storm and all that.

>> No.18946858

Not even if she paid me. She's like 300 pounds.

>> No.18946977

Yes but she has to wear a llama costume

>> No.18946987
File: 150 KB, 1920x1080, 21797814319212.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
18946987

>>18929613
Yeah?

>> No.18947082

>>18929613
Not because physical contact with other people is cringe.

>> No.18947123

>>18930230
Who the fuck at nijisanji showed their face.

>> No.18947229

>>18929613
Only if it's on her bed

>> No.18947308

>>18929613
No. My bed small small not queen size

>> No.18947332

>>18946629
what's up with her not doing ASMR anymore anyway? i get her menhera improved but i didn't expect her ASMR to dry up completely. i wish she would go back and do those story reading streams again. the last one she did was too long and didn't sound as good as her reading on the first few

>> No.18947365

>>18945426
>played Omori
Wait what? Source? I don't remember seeing it on either account.

>> No.18947387

>>18929613
1000% Yes, I want her so bad.

>> No.18947418
File: 12 KB, 202x249, polka laugh.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
18947418

>>18947308
HAHA, SMOL SMOL BED! VERY SMOL!

>> No.18947458

>>18929613
I don't get it, I looked at her pictures, she doesn't seem fat at all. Not like Selen, anyway.

>> No.18947484

>Sex this, SEX THAT, SEEEEEXXXX
I just want to hug her and tell her how great of an entertainer she is.

>> No.18947522

>>18947332
>dry up completely
>missing out on Polka's membership content
Anon, you are retarded.

>> No.18947693

>>18946719
>She was super successful
Low as in depressed and unhappy. Sen had over a million subs but she said those were her worst days in comparison to now.
>>18947365
I must've been mixing her up with Okayu.

>> No.18947799

>>18945426
I don't see Polka's vods for Omori. Did she play it offstream?

>> No.18947882

>>18947693
A lot of anons seem to assume that nobu was her "true personality", but I'm more inclined to think it was a nonstop act, maybe even forced by producers, that drained her heavily. It feels like she's much more relaxed nowadays.

>> No.18948672

>>18947484
That's the difference between those that actually watch Pol and those that don't. Fans dream of binding her to a chair so she can't escape and forcing her to listen to hours of praise.

>> No.18950162

>>18929613
no thanks i enjoy my wizard powers

>> No.18950241

>>18929655
Indubitably based.

>> No.18950551
File: 1.56 MB, 2210x3000, 1635273451259.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
18950551

>>18929613
Yes, my wife.

>> No.18950858

>>18947522
they haven't been posted on nyaa or /t/ in months

>> No.18954019

>>18929613
She said she was told she wasn’t fat – specifically, her wrists were thin – by a nurse in her Hiroyuki cosplay chatting stream.

>> No.18954654

>>18945132
For your sake I hope you mean this metaphotically

>> No.18955253

>>18929613
What prompted her to post that at the time?

>> No.18956154

>>18931342
>5. Because in every Animal that walks upright, the Deficiency of the Fluids
that fill the Muscles appears first in the highest Part: The Face first grows lank
and wrinkled; then the Neck; then the Breast and Arms; the lower Parts
continuing to the last as plump as ever: So that covering all above with a
Basket, and regarding2 only what is below the Girdle, it is impossible of two
Women to know an old from a young one. And as in the dark all Cats are
grey, the Pleasure of corporal Enjoyment with an old Woman is at least equal,
and frequently superior, every Knack being by Practice capable of
Improvement.
Poor $100 would've flipped his shit when onaholes were invented.

>> No.18956382
File: 884 KB, 1126x1600, YuzukiNDash.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
18956382

>>18929894
Sex is both the exercise and the reward. When I'm done with her she won't be fat no more.

>> No.18956437

Yes, but she wouldn't enjoy it.

>> No.18957217

>>18929894
>>18956382
Has anyone actually researched on the subject? What's the effort/calories lost ratio in a sex session compared to normal exercising?
Also I'm not sure it'd work. Realistically speaking you're probably the one who's going to do all the lifting so she's not going to get any more fit, you are.

The problem with real fat girls is that they're just "fat", not "fat in the good places like in 2D.

>> No.18957404

>>18930870
>Maybe uglies will be at least a little bit more faithful.
I've seen ugly people get corrupted because they think they can gain social power by being an asshole and will gladly walk all over you to obtain it.
The people who were the nicest to me were not just ugly, but also completely ostracized and desperate for any kind of positive attention.
Desperate people are very loyal. That's why pimps and groomers always try to cut off girls from other people, to isolate them. Then they become their world.
In the case of grooming 2views you have to voice chat with them and meet them as soon as possible, like spacer did with koopa. Humans are fucked up.

>> No.18957496

>>18931017
Women are all bisexual. There are no straight women, only ones who don't have a friend uglier than her to try a threesome with and feel like the wanted one. And there are no lesbians only women too ugly, abused, or menhera to get a long-term man.

>> No.18957639

>>18957217
>What's the effort/calories lost ratio in a sex session compared to normal exercising?
Much higher for the man than the woman in basically any position except cowgirl (which is like doing squats, I guess).

>> No.18958053
File: 466 KB, 1546x2013, 34534324534543.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
18958053

>>18929613
Like there was no tomorrow. Hand holding and passionately kissing Polka while fertilizing her last remaining eggs! After-sex smoke and deep pillowtalk about atmospheric pressure with Polka! Making breakfast for Polka the morning after! Running some mundane errands together before taking a walk in the park with Polka!

>> No.18959007
File: 665 KB, 1664x2048, 2359000.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
18959007

>>18958053
Great taste my friend, couldn't have said it better myself!

>> No.18959096

>>18958053
fucking based, i want to be a man like you someday

>> No.18959801
File: 1.27 MB, 850x1204, sample_3e73d554fe271f8085e44190683a14d9.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
18959801

>>18947882
>I'm more inclined to think it was a nonstop act, maybe even forced by producers

That seemed to be the case, especially when Tamaki talked about it a while after graduation. Seems management had a specific idea for who nobu should be, to the point that other people controlled her twitter and planned most of her content and such.

And it really feels like Polka revels in the freedom she has now, what with things like PolDan/Polka Radioka, turning her Birthday into a full on concert, covering whatever songs she wants instead of what's popular, etc.

>> No.18960256

>>18929613
I think I would, I'm desperate. But honestly, if we hit it off enough I would try to lose weight with her because I'm a bit of a fat fuck as well.

People underrate how much a good personality can improve looks. You start to see them in a different light, and notice their good features more. There aren't a lot of people in this world that are truly hideous.

>> No.18960599

>>18957217
Oh I don't need research to know that she'll get fit from the same training I got from Scout Rangers.

>> No.18961112
File: 45 KB, 724x677, ceo.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
18961112

>>18929894
This guy knows.

The best wife is the one you can easily shape into your liking.

>> No.18961212

>>18929894
This is like motherhood in reverse.

>> No.18961360

>>18938769
>>18957496
Lol seething unicorns, so this is how you cope with women being repulsed by you. I'm here to slap you in the face with reality, you're just garbage. Enjoy.

>> No.18961643

>>18961360
I've fucked two "lesbians" before. Sadly for you that wounded gash doesn't magically make you one like reddit told you so you'll have to keep looking somewhere else.

>> No.18961737

>>18929655
skinny girls are overrated. Get yourself a fat fucking retard

>> No.18961908 [DELETED] 

janny, don't warn me for misclassified reports, this thread is against the rules as stated in a fucking sticky on this very index.
if it was another mori drama split it'd instantly fucking disappear
kill yourself.

>> No.18962296

>>18961908
That tweet is directly from her Twitter account, retard. It's not even translated, she posted it in English.

>> No.18962335
File: 37 KB, 407x308, 1643650590639.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
18962335

>>18929613
Yes.

>> No.18962604

>>18929613
yes, the voice is sex enough, imagine the moans.

>> No.18962709

She makes okayu look good

>> No.18962795

>>18962604
>making love with gyaru polka
Stop it anon. I want to keep a clear mind today.

>> No.18962874

>>18933092
Ive fell for this meme once. Gigantic tits to boot. She laid there 95% of the time. She tried riding me for 2 minutes and that was it. Never again

>> No.18962968

>>18929613
I would marry her

>> No.18963295

>>18929613
Polka or the Women behind the voice? The answer is yes to both, Polka is design it cute, and I'm super into plumpy and chubby Asian women.

>> No.18964177

>>18929761
She's not THAT fat dude, about on par with Okayu before she lost weight. She's not Sana fat

>> No.18964300

>>18964177
None of them lost any weight, what the fuck are you smoking?

>> No.18964651

>>18929613
I want to be crushed by her gravity field

>> No.18965873

>>18930455
sauce link anon plz

>> No.18965999

>>18961360
T. Axewound hands wrote this

>> No.18966726

Is Sana fat?

>> No.18967478

>>18929761
>no experience

>> No.18967539

>>18929613
Only if she talks with her croaky voice while we have sex.

>> No.18967556

>>18964177
She was way fatter than Okayu.

>> No.18967573
File: 112 KB, 916x515, 1645426053504.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
18967573

>>18967478
Experience with girls doesn't count

>> No.18967667

>>18959801
It's so hard to imagine someone creative like her being that micro managed. No wonder all the hagchuubas are so content in Hololive.

>> No.18967920

>>18967556
I want Okayu and Polka to smother me.

>> No.18967948
File: 34 KB, 227x222, 1645413860332.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
18967948

>>18964177
>She's not Sana fat
If this rrat is real and Sana is a pig on top of all her other negative qualities I will fucking lose it.

>> No.18968051

>>18964177
How about you stop spitting shits on 4chan and do your reps?

>> No.18968407

>>18930090
there’s pictures of her on a friend’s twitter account. said friend has a blue pfp, if you’d like to see for yourself.

>> No.18968486

>>18929613
No. I have nothing against Polka but only my oshi is allowed to touch my penor.

>> No.18968537

>>18946525
so is my dick

>> No.18969244

>>18964177
>Sana fat
What!?

>> No.18969346

>>18929761
I can confirm sex with fat chicks suck.
They literally have this pad of fat right above their pussy which literally stops you from going balls deep.
p.s. I don't parasocial or lewd vtubers so it doesn't matter to me.

>> No.18969665

>>18969346
Gotta lift the FUPA up then go in.

>> No.18970309

>>18929613
No way fag.

>> No.18971466
File: 114 KB, 512x512, E-ntRk4WQAYBntD.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
18971466

Wonder if op thought this thread would last 15 hours and get 200 fucking replies

>> No.18971782

>>18946344
Typical American sharing his cuck fetish

>> No.18972651

>>18945132
We will remember you. Godspeed.

>> No.18973019

>>18929761
>>18969346
I've had sex with a 400 pound(180kg?) fat chick and it was amazing. Either you guys or the chicks were bad at sex.

>> No.18973149

>>18968407
Need to be a bit more specific there, my guy. Give me the beginning letter or something. I've only seen the ones where she's hiding her face at the Niconico concert.

>> No.18973267

>>18929613
Yes, even big girls need some love

>> No.18973334

>>18929613
no she isn't my oshi

>> No.18973502

>>18973019
Nigger detected

>> No.18975020

>>18973149
starts with a, ends with 8.

>> No.18975449

>>18962874
I'm about to give you all advice that your father should have.

You give the bigger gals cocaine anon. Thank me later

>> No.18977005

>>18973019
>implying

>> No.18977181

>>18929613
god i just want to bury my face in her flabby belly

>> No.18982352

>>18929613
Lose some weight first Polka

>> No.18982593

>>18931017
I knew she was fat from snooping around but is she really gay?

>> No.18983968
File: 1.98 MB, 2479x1756, 1609282906960.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
18983968

>>18982593
Not really, she just like cute things. A cute trap is fine too.

>>
Name
E-mail
Subject
Comment
Action