Confess

[Anonymous No.]

Confess.

[Anonymous No.]

I've made like two dozens of rushia threads since the yab
most of them hit bump limit

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>>18877040
I stopped watching Hololive since I stepped out of the bubble and gave other vtubers a chance, and now I'm sick of /vt/ treating them like they're some pinnacle of vtubing entertainment

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I've mentally scarred my indie oshi into thinking that gachikois are scary. Wouldn't be surprised if she eventually graduated because of me.
But that's nothing compared to the pain she made me feel, even now I spend more time sleeping than awake.

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>>18877518
I agree. They're really missing out.

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>>18877040
I don't think I'll ever become...

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>>18878233
Missing out on my cock for sure
>NTRV4

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I do not see the appeal of anyone from Nijisanji

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>>18877518
Based. I did the same thing when Lazulight debuted and haven't watched Hololive since. I still keep up on a couple of the JP members, though.

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>be me
>really enjoyed sana's debut
>loved her shitposting
>dog, breaks and autism streams
>decided to use the spare time to branch out and fine someone else because I hate most of council, especially bae
>found luto, another great aussie shitposter
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>both sana and luto are now dead

I've now given up and become a full-time shitposter

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>>18877518
I don't think so, I watched a hololive stream for the first time in months, Okayu's birthday, and it was really a step above the indies I've been watching since I stopped watching Hololive.

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Vtubers are 3D girls, Hana was right all along.
I'm going back to anime, manga, games and solitude.

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-I like to give a free bump to the Anya-petra thread by asking "why them" and like to act innocent about it
-I'm not a holobronnies nor a nijinigger. I just like to make them seethe by provoking them

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>>18877040
I unironically can not open /rrat/ without immediately getting a boner

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>>18878299
Me neither, but you don't have to. Speaking is fine.
It's good enough if you can interact with them but you don't have to follow their rules.

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>>18877040
I maintain the nijicope list and probably am the one who posts them like 90% of the time

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>>18877040
I have a gf but still watch GFE chuubas.

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>>18883264
she looks derpy

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>>18886821
Why? She don't treat you right?
Or fictional affection is better than reality?

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>>18887105
Early exposure to anime and hentai fucked my brain up and I can only get satisfaction from 2D girls.
Hugs and cuddles are irreplacable though

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>>18877040
i bought $35 of SHIB (just over 1M tokens) for the sole purpose of making it sound like im not a useless neet
i tell people i own over a million crypto tokens including holding bitcoin doge and eth (avoiding mentioning shib) and do uber eats for my primary investing income

im not *lying* about anything and i do own (very little) amounts of all those crypto tokens apart from shib
and i havent actually done an uber eats delivery yet but i am registered to do anytime

somehow this is working and nobody seems to call me out over it or do the math of uber eats pay / 1 bitcoin

my life could be worse but holy fuck is it in shambles and filled with social anxiety and no drive to get good at life
god i feel pathetic typing this out

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I massage my coworker's flat chest at work cause she reminds me of Rushia and she lets me make out with her at least thrice a week.

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>>18877040
I watch Botan because I am disgusted by any GFE or parasocial relationship streamers and just want a fun chuuba who is entertaining and good at games.
However I have found myself feeling happy that her medical stuff is going ok and excited for when she comes back. I fear this is the start of a dark slippery slope

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>>18887946 here
>>18887974
you have no idea how much of a hatred i am filled with right now directed at (you)
i hope you step on a lego and enjoy your time spent with her

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>>18886821
>>18887974
The two of you should die.

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>>18888324
>>18888354

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I've been a clipfag since last year and have never fully watched a single stream. I also don't have an oshi, couldn't really connect with any of the girls.

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>>18888648
Just tell me, is massaging a flat chest as good as I imagine it to be?
Is flat really justice?

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>>18888758
just massage your own dumba-
oh

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>>18888722
That's most of /vt/ though

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>>18888758
Bro size doesn't matter sometimes it's not even about the tits. I have been with women who have double Ds to absolute flatties, hell I have better boobs than them... It's just that they are really soft and they smell really good (you know if they follow basic personal hygiene). Now imagine the fragrance they use mixed with their daily sweat, once you smell that your horny activates and you get touchy. The rest is history. You treat them good, make em laugh and they will let you in. Me personally I play the long game with women cause I don't get horny towards someone unless I actually get to know them as a person. It's complicated. Lots of factors but just having someone to be touchy touchy is just nice that's all.

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>>18888783
I know, it's all muscle

>>18889061
Maybe one day I'll understand, cheers

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I'm seriously starting to look into giving up my over 12 year NEET streak. I think I've just gotten tired of this life and want to get back out into the world now I've developed a decent amount of self confidence from learning new skills and living on my own the past few years. Also I feel like I don't deserve to enjoy ASMR as much as I do because I'm a NEET, it's not like I just sit around all day watching vtubers and masturbating, I do various stuff to help out family members regularly and spend a decent amount of my time studying Japanese, doing scanlations and other random translations the few friends I have ask me to do, but it still bothers me.
Fuck knows if I'll find anywhere willing to hire me though.

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>>18877040
The schadenfreude of Rushia was... entertaining...but i feel bad about.

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I've tortured myself with spiciness out of cheer autism for the past two years because someone once stole my food from the fridge when I was living in a sharehouse.
I live alone now, but I still drink my coffee with a dried chili steeped in it.

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I often fantasize about being a world famous celebrity who streams on the side and ocassionally collabs with vtubers.

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Polka's voice makes my nuts quake and I will marry her

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>>18895355
デブ専

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I'm a productive member of my resident split, but when I'm bored or the split is slow I start acting like a schizo to get people to post. I get more yous for my bait than my productive activity.
That's what you get, cunts.

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>>18877040
I'm not a furry I promess, I just wanna fuck Fubuki

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>>18898138
I see no sin here

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>>18877040
I laughed at the funny memes about the whole Rushiagate mess, and feel a bit guilty about it, but honestly and sincerely want for Rushia to find peace and return to her waiting fans and audience, as well as overcome this whole mess and move on with her life.

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Having a gf has been my dream since I was 12. Everything I've done/accomplished in my life has been in service of reaching that goal, which I haven't attained. I started watching a GFE chuuba that clicked with me, and goddamn. The difference between how depressed and miserable I was before to where I am now is staggering. Things I did out of obligation (like work or weight lifting) are way more bearable, and things I semi enjoyed are downright fun.
Idk if it will be a yab, graduation, or just a standard emotional comedown after some time watching her that will end the honeymoon phase, but I worry about my ability to cope with returning back to that depressed state I spent well almost 2 decades in if it does send me into a depressive spiral.

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I got really high and cried after my oshi's last ASMR because I'll never date, let alone date a girl as cute as she is

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>>18900694
I'll never date at all*

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>>18877040
I don't actually watch any vtubers, I just like you guys.

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I laughed about the Rushia thing at first, but I hope she manages to bounce back from this relatively unscathed. I don't watch her or Hololive in general, but I don't want anything to happen to someone's oshi

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>>18891848
I love spicy foods and hot sauce but I stopped eating it completely because my apartment has no soundproofing whatsoever and I once overheard neighbors talking about how one night I shit so loudly it woke them up.

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>>18901617
BASED shitter

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I watch JP with the sole purpose of background cute noises. I don't feel the need to commit to actually learn the language while I'm barely exposed to it.

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>>18877040
I regret leaving but at the same time don't miss all the drama I left behind

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I've been playing FPS games online for two decades and I honestly believe that gives me the right to criticize how unrealistic and poorly done the tactics seen in war/action movies/series are and I am certain I could have directed the combat scenes better based on my personal experiences. I'd even argue I'm more knowledgeable on the subject than my nation's premier welfare queens.

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I haven't slept properly since early January because I fear missing a stream by my oshi's roommate since he might not leave an archive anymore.

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I tried watching indies but it feels lonely since no one talks about em and memes and fanart of them are rarely if ever made so I stopped watching them

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I searched for "hoka no onna" on Google after reading it on the iceberg and came across an adult visual novel about reverse ntr, thinking that either of the holos had voiced it before their debuts
I understood what the phrase meant and the whole context right afterwards

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Bump

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>>18889923
How have you managed to afford being a NEET for that long?

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I’m 28 and every time I go swimming at a pool, I pee in it

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I'm going to marry Houshou Marine or die trying. I will die happily even if it never happens.

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>>18877040
I haven't watched a single one of Pomu's known kino streams like pomucourt or ultimate vtuber simulator or minecraft with Elira despite the fact I'm a pomudachi. I've also had the entire Zepp tour and SitR sitting in my old harddrive unwatched for years.

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>>18889923
>Fubuki says thanks for the hard work this month in the asmr
>I don't go outside

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I have not spent a single cent on vtoobers and never will

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I preach unity, but I don't actually watch any large corpo vtubers. I don't like any of the NijiENs and don't watch any of the HoloENs, as I'm too busy for VODs and my oshi streams at the exact same time as the only HoloEN I do watch

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>>18878233
I tried anon, there's just so goddamn many. I just can't be arsed to comb through hundreds of small corpo/startup/indies to find that one magic chuba

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>>18878429
I thought the same once then took the Selen pill and ever since I've HUEHEHEHEEEHUUUUUEEGUUUUUUGGHEEEE!

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I think I gave myself a friction burn from jerking off too much again

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>>18917965
Her laugh annoys the piss out of me and I am genuinely baffled as to how so many people enjoy her.

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>>18918034
Are you fifteen to eighteen years old? You can buy lube or lotion at the store or even get it delivered

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>>18879359
Their live studio is like the cost of a modest house. Hoshikawa talked about how impressive it was, even rich bitch Coco was talking about renting a place to build her own, saw how expensive it would be and noped the fuck out

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>>18918114
thats a good idea gonna to the store tommorow thx anon

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To the anon who kept on asking me who my oshi was while I refused to answer on all those confession threads, my oshi was Rushia.

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seeing apex and valorant spreading among holos makes me anxious my oshi will start streaming it more often too

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>>18907723
For me it's hard to watch small ones because of my saviorfag tendencies. With holos I can just enjoy the show, they don't need my support. If I went down the 2view hole I'd turn into some chuba cat lady that tries to "save them all"

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>>18918202
That's awfully unspecific

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>>18916404
Parents will almost never just straight up put their kid out on the street no matter how useless and insufferable he is

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>>18877040
I have literally never spent a single penny to support vtubers despite my life being consumed by them for the last 2 years

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I want to become a vtuber and just set aside a good amount of $ to commission a design, a model, and rigging. I'm absolutely terrified of every aspect of actually doing it though, and even with 0 plans to do it beyond a hobby I'm terrified of putting myself out there and failing miserably at it since I'm a dude with no unique qualities and I don't see why anyone would watch me.

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>>18897479
where do you think you are?
we all do that