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A thread for the trendy trailblazer Mori Calliope and the members of her extended universe.

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When are you guys gonna stop making these?

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>>18631321
Why would they stop making Mori threads?

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>>18631321
When your momma stops sleeping around KEK

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pucker up deadbeats

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>>18631373
HOLY BASED

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>>18631321
When Mori graduates to be my wife full-time

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>>18631167
What song did she make about hating her fans?
Off With Their Heads? Q?

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>>18631306
Lordy

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>>18631404
Sad cope

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I FUCKING LOVE KAWAIIOPE MORIRIN AND I WANT TO MARRY THIS DORK, START A FAMILY WITH THIS DORK, AND RAISE A SON WITH THIS DORK, A SON WHO’LL INHERIT OUR RESPECTIVE BEST TRAITS AND ATTRIBUTES BUT IS ALSO JUST AS MUCH OF A DUMB CHUUNI AS HIS BEAUTIFUL DORK OF A MOTHER

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>>18631404
clearly it was deadbeats

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any1 else think mori is cute

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>>18631447

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I want Lui to give her the sociable friend experience and become an intermediary for her to take part in holo outings...

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I MISSSS MOOOOOORRIIIIIII
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

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Give up on trying to make me give her up!

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All the tough times only make my love for Mori stronger in the long run
says deadbeat 9th time this year

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>>18631306
I hope she graduates so you can all fuck off already and stop shitting up the board.

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>>18631574
>pig-faced man too stupid to operate a website's filter option

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>>18631574
you have my word even if she graduates I will come to shit on the board to make sure you never forget your Mori

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>>18631574
I hope she's around in 10 years as the last remaining HoloEN just to spite you faggots.

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Imagine getting mad that fans of something you don't like exist, and feeling so offended by their existence you feel the need to go up to them and tell them so.

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>>18631574
She'll graduate, someday...
https://youtu.be/0WshLMuaCBI?t=6488
https://youtu.be/X6zqDeW_SGk?t=1013

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>>18631461
I completely forgot about that one. I was a fool for not realizing the coded hatred she has for us in that song. I will now repent for my ignorance by furiously masturbating to Mori for the next 6 hours

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>>18631535
Hopefully. Mori needs to go to actual friends when she's stressed and wants to talk, not random strangers on the internet

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>>18631660
to be fair I do the same thing just not with chubas

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>>18631629
I'm not even a deadbeat and I want this to happen.

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>>18631629
hag mori...

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I believe it’s safe to assume that whenever anything happens that makes concernfags start posting about Mori not learning from her mistakes or how she’s having a mental breakdown it’s just overreacting schizos often just projecting onto her. Not gonna pretend everything is sunshine and roses, but the more I learn about this shit, the more it’s just fucking absurd. Like you guys don’t live in the same reality as everyone else.

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I want it to become 30 years from now and she's still my Mori but changed to a grandma vtuber and helps all the current age vtubers along and writes lyrics for their songs.

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>>18631660
Did anyone besides Mori ever use these? They were really cute, especially Kiara’s.

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19 hours left

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>>18631755
Says man for literally the 200th time this year.

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No Globalfags, we're not raiding you. Thanks for checking in though, babe *chu*

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>>18631755
I'm glad I'm not the only one. She's open about it when she's feeling down or concerned, or when she feels like she's failed herself (or others.) Nothing she's done has ever made me doubt liking her. It's only made me hope she keeps figuring out what she wants her life to be, and she's come far from when she debuted.

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>men over 165 cm don't have human rights.
What'll happen if Mori said some dumb shit like that?

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>>18631874
That girl also said some stuff about LGBT like that they're mentally ill or something based

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>>18631874
>Mori will deny short men rights
>She still wants them
Plantation owner Mori...

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>>18631872
>She's open about it when she's feeling down or concerned
Yeah about that...

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>>18631856
Are they really scared of Deadbeats that much? They should be.

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>>18631897
she's just like Mori...

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>>18631910
It says over not under. She loves manlets.

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>>18631872
I just want that fucking animation to be done with already. Having it overlap into her most intense recording sessions ever and surgery period was a horrible mistake

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>>18631874
She won't. She likes manlet twinks.

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>>18631787
>Grandma Mori
That's my jam.

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>>18632046
I know, she really did overdo it this time. To the point she's hurting from it. Let's just hope she really is going to settle down for a bit when it's done. Focus on streaming and music. This was the "months" of hell she warned us about.

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>>18632046
Apparently she went live again a bit ago for like 10 minutes to give a tiny update. Said she got an extension on the deadline. Just what I saw on twitter.

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>>18632001
Gomen.

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>>18632114
shes better today, had a talk with friends, sounded lot less stressed, went hopefuly to sleep

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remember to love your Mori

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I swear to you that it was not me uploading. I don't want another drama wave. I don't think it was anyone from here.

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>>18632218
She didnt say anything yab worthy, its fine.

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>>18632218
well at least theyre taking the bait and hopefully get banned, unlike the lean shit its off topic

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>>18632114
Don't give a shit, the people who put a deadline on her to begin with are shitty to begin with (she was also dumb to accept it. I get you go hard for your friends but real friends wouldn't ask you to do it knowing how busy you are while also knowing you'd never say no)

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>>18632218
nobody gives a shit you turbo faggot

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>>18631755
I'm not a schizo or a shitposter but I've gotta admit she seems happier not being Mori. I'll support her through all her endeavors but I won't be surprised if this one comes to a close here soon. No matter what though, she'll always be remembered as my Mori.

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>>18632114
Where? I checked Mori's YT and Twitter and didn't see anything?

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>>18632241
You've come here to see me laugh at you.

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Good morning sirs. I am a deadbeat, the fan of the Mori Calliope from Hololive English Generation One HoloMyth. I will interpret vague posting about tweets and inrepret them in the worst way possible becuase retard I am and I need the (You)s of the dopamine to sustain my life force because water in mother India is literally just shit. Please sirs my family is the starving.

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>>18632252
There's this guy that keeps pushing that she said she hates Hololive

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>>18632375
>You can't post proof or talk about or you will get banned so it never happened
K?

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>>18632375
they said that about the hello stream too

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>>18632259
deadlines are a normal practice in the industry

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So there has to be a point where this hits peak stupidity and then cools down, right? They'll get tired making increasingly vague claims and move onto talking about someone else, or doing something else...
Surely they will get bored eventually. (and if they don't and they really think they're going to sink her, then Jesas. You should consider it a blessing you're not like them.)

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>>18632494
Im believing my own ears after watching the """proof"""

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>>18632523
In all industries honestly

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>>18632553
Kiara will save us eventually. They may be obsessed with Mori now for some reason but Kiara's their first and only true love.

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>>18632055
Okay what if I'm a manlet and not a twink

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>>18632620
None of the girls deserve this. I hope some new trend comes along that grabs the attention of the dramafags.

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>>18632523
It's not an industry anymore for her, it's a favor for a friend (like she said, she only does them for friends now)

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To think Fromsoft could be heroes in this story

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It's done when it's done.

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>>18632553
The only one bother by them rn is y'all. Your oshi will sink herself with all the overwork and stress.

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>>18632725
They will refuse the call

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>>18632523
This isn't an industry

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>>18632746
abayo black twitter

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>>18632738
>>18632716
That's retarded, Imagine if Mori asked Ina for an art for a song for whatever reason and Ina, just, slacked on it, for month on the end, because "it's done when it's done". Yeah it's a free favor, but if you can't deliver to actually help your friend, just don't accept, and let them find someone else.

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>>18632725
Only if they give Hololive permissions

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>>18632299
Again, living in a different reality.

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>>18632805
Yea thats what I meant

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>>18632796
black twitter freaking out was the best thing that came out of that whole situation

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>I have it all...so now what?

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>>18632804
>Adhereing strictly to deadlines for artistic stuff you're releasing yourself
You are a sad individual, touch some grass, smell some mountains. Get off the internet for a while

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>>18632678
It's ironic how these same people would probably whine about cancel culture (and rightfully so) but they also go out of their way to tarnish the reputation of holos over meaningless things or things from the distant past

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Glad to hear she's doing better and being at least as cute as usual, if not more so.

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>>18632804
If you think Mori was slacking on any sort of work at any point these last couple months, I don't think there's any helping you. Plus Mori would absolutely understand if Ina delayed something like that (especially considering the crappy internet and sort of mental funk she's had to deal with)

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>>18632678
But anoooooon I enjoy the drama more the actual fucking hobby! I am only here because I want to see TORtantic 2 because the past decade has completely rotted my brain to the point where I can only enjoy watching drama channels! Anoooon you are ruining my drama!!! Anooon I am a massive faggot!! Anoooon end my miserable suffering that this fuckign culture war has plagued upon me!!!!!!!!!

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>18632946
oh hey its the guy on global who keeps bringing up chris chan

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>>18632849
>Pictured on the left: Your Boy

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>>18632716
>>18632773
Just say no if you can't fulfill the favor within the defined deadline.

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>>18632946
GO CALLIOPE MORI GO OUT AND REAP TO THE EXTREME!!

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Have an actually good R*ddit post to get the thread back on track

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>>18633009
Am workin' on it!

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>>18632971
Absolutely. It was unironically the best resolution on her 2021 list and she fucked it up hard going into the end of the year

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>>18632946
>tricked by the man with the big hat again

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>>18631666
https://youtu.be/X6zqDeW_SGk?t=9014
I offer a better timestamp

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>>18633071
I doubt it was her fault that everything just happened to culminate at the same time

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>>18633108
Eventually, yes, one day Cover won't exist, one day Hololive won't be a thing. Maybe one day vtubers won't be a thing at all, I hope I live long enough to never see that day, but yeah eventually.

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>>18632865
NTA, but artistic stuff doesn't mean people don't have schedule, people plan for stuff even if they're self published, and they rarely exist in a vacuum. I'm not saying it's the case here as we don't know the situation, but it could fuck some people plans. Not everything in the art world is do as it come and the more you try to be professional, the more you want to actually plan your stuff.

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>>18633166
Meant for
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>>18633108
yeurgh I bet she thought that came off as very deep and insightful

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>>18633176
It was more specifically for people in this thread keeping tabs on it as if "IT HAS TO BE DELIVERED TODAY" as if the world somehow ends or they die if it doesn't.
4chins is hyperbole station but still.

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Dont wanna concern fag, just a unityfag that gets worried easily
Is Mori fine? Is she getting better? She seemed pretty down in the dumps earlier in the year

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>>18633230
nah she's not the type to sound insightful on the spot but the message is clear enough

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>>18632968
Mori became a hotdog?!

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Uhhh Mori.....? The lo-fi announcement...?

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>>18632968
>the left
deadbeat.....

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>>18633272
Mori is fine, RM is fucked

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>>18633276
Would you a Mori with ketchup and mustard?

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>>18633276
>>18633297
To the left of the text, you dolts.

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When’s the among us collab she talked about?

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>>18633272
She's good, thanks for asking. Recovering from surgery, finishing up some animation, and some really good streaming/music stuff planned.
This is her time of year where she gets kind of down, but it never knocks her out.

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>>18633272
she's fine. just a couple shitty things going on in her irl. she'll move past it like she always does. nothing to worry about

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>>18633319
>RM is fucked
In what way?

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>>18633284
Let's be honest here, does anyone genuinely care about the lo-fi thing? When she first brought it up there was barely any excitement about it and now all of a sudden people are incredibly interested in it

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>>18633272
She's fine and won't do anything to sabotage unity. Her own personal thing is just her own personal dilemma involving her underground friends

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>>18633230
Mori isn't known for her intelligence.

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>>18633379
I'd listen to it while writing spaghetti,

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unironically elden ring is going to save her (and me)

>>18633379
ive wanted it since she did lo fi red in the youtube music stream like 6 months ago

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>>18633332
I'd have Mori even without anything on top. If anything, I'd prefer it that way.

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>>18633370
Lean withdrawal.

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>>18633370
We had premarital sex and now she can't face her conservative southern parents.[/spoilers]

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>>18633266
We know it's likely someone Japanese she's doing it for and they're quite anal about deadlines, even more than corporate America. Mori probably surprises a lot of Japanese people she comissions with how flexible with deadlines she is (though probably shouldn't be considering she pays super well)

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Oh no, the mass deletes...

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>>18633460
how do you prefer your mori prepared?

raw

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>>18633272
Just got some unrelated things that still occasionally weigh on her, apparently. From the sounds of things, next week will be back to business as usual. And I pray every day that the fucking animation work will get done and stop sapping her soul

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>>18633490
It's probably hatman again

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>>18631910
That won’t make sense because she love small guys she will reject tall guys instead

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>>18633332
Sauerkraut, relish, maybe a little sriracha
Or chili

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>>18633370
By me

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>>18633335
That’s not how that sort of caption works anon.

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>>18633549
But Adam Sandler and Shrek are taller than her.

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>>18633506
they do it for free...

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>>18633589
Then how?
help an ESL nigger out bitte

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>>18633577
I made this post.

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THIS

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>>18633506
I miss it when meidos weren't so hawkish over this thread and it was more of a wild west where everyone observed local rules rather than board rules
Now every 2nd post gets deleted and it feels like I have to walk on eggshells all the time
Christ, for some reason my Euphonium posts got deleted last thread when the equally off-topic Fateshit and shounenshit stayed up
I'm on to you niggers

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B-WORD

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>>18633787
would be nice if the revived person was ollie

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>>18633748
Lesbro...

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>>18633748
Weird, I actually appreciate them a lot more after this past week. Whenever they have stepped in, it has definitely improved the quality of thread more times than not (at least this week)

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>>18633272
she sounded way better before sleep, the animation job is hard but ongoing

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The last time I downloaded an unarchived karaoke from MEGA my fucking computer froze for solid 40 minutes and I could only wait, then painstakingly it managed to save the file, however it only saved 10 minutes of it.
Well I can tell you it's still that tedious, but it actually saves the whole thing if I use waterfox instead of firefox!
Can't wait to listen to this great karaoke I've been missing out on!

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>>18633748
your posts were deleted for shit taste in anime

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>>18633942
A thousand KEKs to you my friend, I'll even throw in a KEKW for good measure

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>>18633942
>two days before rebroadcast
But why?
Also yeah, I try to torrent shit instead because of that crap.

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Despite everything else. I go to sleep loving my Mori, I awake loving her. Tis just another day (not necessarily in the bog.)

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>>18633626
when a image is accompanied with a caption such as, “Pictured on the Left: Your Boy” it refers to the composition of the picture itself, not the caption‘s or the image’s position relatively to each other

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>first post is replying to a deleted post
Great thread deadkeks

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>>18632968
>>18634090
she turned herself into a hotdog
funniest shit i've ever seen

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>>18633748
Just remind them that they do it for free. The EOP jannies on this board have thin skin.

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>>18634090
yea if you wanted to say the thing you were talking about is happening in the picture to the left of your text, you would say "pictured left"

example
Pictured left: Your boy ____
or Your boy, pictured left, ____

etc

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is it SEA hours and anti hours someone fill me in what's going on?

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>>18634090
And how do you say that something is pictured to the left of the text?

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>>18634138
I assume seeing everyone's IPs and cross referencing who posts what is enough price I mean I'd fuckin do it for free if it meant I got to keep tabs on you weirdo fucks

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>>18634193
Mori's boobs bounce when she hiccups.

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>>18634193
Euro hours plus bored shitposters

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>>18634193
I wanna suck Moris huge and fat tits

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>>18634201
That's kind of pathetic desu

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>>18634332
t. seething shitposter

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Guitar reps completed for the day, hope you clowns are also putting in some workd uring this break.

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>>18634197
Considering the image a the text are in the same post, you wouldn’t need to denote the position. Their proximity to each other is enough to assume they go together. If you wanted a similar caption, it would just be “pictured here: your boy” especially since there’s only one subject (the cat) in the photo.

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Yung Lean fuckin sucks

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>>18634422
Stream Stranger

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>>18634422
Hello Mori, how are you tonight?

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>>18634392
i spent 2 hours digging up a porno i jacked off to one time when i was 13 and im pretty satisfied with myself for finding it

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>>18634392
Got my work done early and was able to leave early for the weekend. I'm feeling good and ready for Mori tomorrow bright and early

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>>18634487
Regular or Hentai?

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>>18634379
t. reddit tourist

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>>18634392
no i'm still sneezing blood and coughing up disgusting tasting snot from the back of my throat and my head hurts for the fifth consecutive week and i have no healthcare because i dropped out of uni again and i'm probably going to kill myself literally next week because i don't want to do it before my dad's birthday

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>>18634422
when she's right, she's right

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>>18634422
I had no idea who this fucker was (as a rare[?] deadbeat who doesn't care about the rap or hip-hop side of things) but he sounds like a worthless piece of shit who belongs in the mental hospital

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>>18634518
regular. it wasnt anything of note but the hunt was the real challenge, very satisfying

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>>18634532
Keep on fighting anon, I believe in you.

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I honestly think once Mori gets dicked for the first time, she'll chill the fuck out. Don't worry guys, I'll graciously accept this burden and become her husband to ward off any more of these moments.

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>>18634545
yung lean unironically shaped a lot of modern hip hop, for better or for worse, his influence is underestimated

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>>18634653
I wrote this

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>>18634680
>or for worse
its this

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>>18634757
what are you talking about, he got us travis scott burger

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>>18634487
Based

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>>18634653
I believe that she's probably already experienced her first time but it was so boring, awkward and unsatisfying that it put her off physical relationships forever.

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>>18634288
It's the Germans again, isn't it?

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>>18634781
I have to admit, you projectionbeats can be funny sometimes

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>>18634781
>Deviantart kid who’s terminally online and spent her youth getting submersed into obscure internet culture
It could either way to be honest.

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Tell me about Mori. Why does she like to quantify things in percentages so much?
https://youtu.be/B4w_G4ztfRs?t=225

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>>18634854
she can do maths

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>>18634234
>>18634319
true

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>>18634854
autism

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>>18635179
She’s just like me fr

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>>18634854
because she means that with 100%, with 1000%

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Is Mori just getting fucked hard by seasonal depression? She had trouble with it around this time last year too. SummerMori was powerful after that

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gotta say it's refreshing to have a day where Mori isn't tweeting some shit every 30 minutes

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>>18635372
Don't lump me into those faggots. Unlike them I do my fit reps

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Please tell me at least one of you showed your cock to her now that you had the chance

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>>18634406
>>18634186
Weird, that's not how I remember it going, but I'll keep this in mind, thanks.

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I want to be sitting on a couch with Mori straddling me, my face buried in her bosom as she strokes my hair and I'm at peace with the world.

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>>18635378
Deadline stress

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>>18635378
More like she always overworks herself around this time of year. Last year it was Your Mori and Dawn Blue. Plus Kiara leaving.

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>>18635423
If you're bothered by the tweets, might I interest you in a certain shark?

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>>18635469
you should be stroking her hair dude she needs it

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>>18635504
Gura's on the opposite end and hardly communicates at all....

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>>18635378
Good point, she did say she almost always struggles with that whenever she mentions her favorite season being fall

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>>18635378
we gotta get her one of those lamps

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>>18635504
Well, when you put it like this it makes me appreciate my boy even more. With her, it's never boring.

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>>18635543
Because she has no goals or personality

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>>18635378
>Dance lesson holofes
>Upcoming birthday EP
>Sideline animation
>After suregery recovery
Those all things i know so far

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>>18635624
ogey

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>>18635590
I'd honestly rather have it be like Gura for a while on both sides at this point. A break from social media is legit good for any public figure

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>>18635469

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>>18635705

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>>18635675
>EP
I'm still putting my money on it being a full album.

She's also working on at least two more song collabs, iirc. She's got a ton on her plate.

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>>18635378
It’s a perfect storm of shit all at once. Being unable to see her family, constant recording sessions, dance lessons, surgery, the animation project, a lot of feelings she’s kept under the hood that began to boil over, on top of her regularly expected streams. There’s only so much one person can deal with and Mori seemed intent on finding that limit. Taking the entire week off for the surgery and going light on streams this week is a pretty smart move. If you don’t schedule your breaks wisely you’re body will burn out and schedule it for you.

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>>18635714
Mori needs a mountain retreat with a friend. Just pick a homie and go completely off the grid. No internet.

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>>18635754
i shall make her feel better
with sex.

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>>18635798
Yeah, with me.

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>>18635798
Onsen trip with IRyS

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>>18635916
Losing those trips with Kiara was probably a bigger thing than we realized. Going with IRyS would probably bring back some good memories while also being super relaxing

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>>18635705
I'd rather someone risk putting themselves out there and potentially earning themselves some ire than being passive as fuck
I understand that Gura is the #1 vtuber and all eyes are on her but Mori is not that far behind and she still tries to do something

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>>18631755
I'm happy for them. It's hard enough having experience with depression and understanding what it's like; having that and schizophrenia at the same time would be too much for them

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>>18636092
youd have a point here if this conversation was about anything other than something as pointless as social media

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>>18636092
Sure, but saying that is an entirely different thing than
>she has no goals or personality

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>>18635751
I dont really know how long it takes to produce song. But I bet full album gonna happen if mori just going with her usual crew or her own circle( rigurama, Ao etc) looking back at how fast your mori, gs and crow produced compared to Q or EoAL

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>>18633284
What the fuck why isn't she collabing with Ri-su instead
After all they're both /here/

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>>18636092
Well that's one of the reasons why Mori is my oshi and not Gura. But I still love the shark, and hopefully myth will never backstab our boy like the other ho's.

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>>18636498
What the fuck is wrong with their faces

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You know, if all you've ever done with your life is skate by, doing the bare minimum to stay comfortable, it's probably upsetting and uncomfortable to watch someone who's willing to suffer for something more.

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>>18636601
Hey, fuck you. Just like my oshi I am borderline alcoholic.

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Is it worth doing my VOD reps for her latest stream or no?

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>>18636601
Not really, it just makes me think that I could be doing better. I think it the fact that Mori is so obviously hard working helps too. I can't help wanting to celebrate her successes and cheer her on.

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>>18636693
>borderline

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>>18636601
On the contrary. I'm living a comfortable risk-averse lifestyle and vicariously fulfilling my dreams through Mori, that's why she's so appealing to me in the first place.

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>>18636601
The idea that you need to suffer to the point of near death in order to succeed is why Japan's birthrates have plummeted to extinction levels

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>>18636705
Just Mori was a pretty great stream though

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>>18636693
Shouldn't you be off making more Rushia threads or something?

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>>18636705
Yeah Just Mori was good.

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>>18636764
Mori became too Japanese...

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>>18636836
That's why 4chan hates her
They will never become Japanese

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>>18636909
Probably why they hate the chicken too.

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>>18636909
Why the fuck wasn't I born an attractive japanese manlet with an innate talent for producing music? I demand a redo.

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>>18636951
Nah, the chicken knew she was flying too close to the sun and went home before she became Japanese.

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>>18636601
is getting drunk alone and going on social media tangents means to some noble goal?

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>>18636601
suffering having value is a terrible meme born out of slave mentality

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>>18636836
She may not be great at kanji but she got that Hippondamashii down.

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>>18636836
If only she could speak the language....

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>>18637060
Lui can save her...

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>>18637006
You would inherently be terrified of her amazonian presence if you were though, there's no winning

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>>18636601
Fuck no, it's elating to watch my boy fly. I legit admire her courage.

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>>18637085
If there's one person that can teach Mori moon runes it's Lui.

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>>18637039
She went home because they kicked her out, she probably still dreams about moving there again someday.

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>>18637138
Why do people still pedal this rrat? She went home because she wanted to. I'm pretty sure it was her intention to visit often though, just like Mori wants to visit the states often.

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it's obvious why Mori is sad
not being able to say nigger is making her depressed. she hates cancel culture not because of what it is but because it's stopping her from dropping hard Rs in her songs. she dreams of a world where OWTH has verses where she calls vtweeters niggers

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>>18637292
Holy based.

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>>18637197
Yeah, she is so emotionally reliant on her cats at this point that it would probably be tough for her to even spend multiple weeks away from them.

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>>18637292
I'm gonna ask her if this is true on the next ig live she does, I have to know how based she is

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>>18637292
I think I'm getting too old for this website.

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>>18637292
Damn Mori should do a T8 stream where she says it 444 times while deadbeats cheer. Her stress would be basically zero if she did that.

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This motherfucker is huge

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>>18637387
I'd be down for a nigger endurance stream

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>>18637387
>you will never get a call from Mori late into the night
>"can I say it?"
>you answer "it's ok... say it as many times as you want"
>you will never hear her softly whisper nigger into your ear for almost half an hour until she falls asleep
why live

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>>18633748
Weird times we're living in.
On one hand, I don't mind being a collateral in a doxxbeat purge.
On the other, would you believe me if I said I ate a 3-day ban for an *pe drawing?
>>18623708
pic related

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>>18637387
It worked for Kiara in her members karaoke.
>*mumble mumble mumble mumble* nigga *mumble mumble mumble mumble*

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>>18637431
I forgot about the plushies

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>>18637349
effects cats have on women are insane, my mom used to come home from work all pissed off etc. but with cats she can always shift her attention to them
also when it's somewhat awkward around because of work or some other stuff on her mind you can always deflect with some mundane shit that the cat did
"you're not gonna believe where i found filemon this morning"

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>>18637431
>that carpet
Hide your powerlevel ruskiebro

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>>18637465
That was honestly some of the funniest shit I've ever seen. I'm so happy I randomly decided to tune into it live.

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>>18637444
Checked and based couponbeat for making OC *pe lewds. I'm still kneeling.

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>>18637439
I wanna walk around an American city with Mori where we dare each other to say 'nigger' in an ever louder voice to see who pussies out first.

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>>18637498
that looks like a bed, not a carpet

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>>18637444
fucking based

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>>18637498
>>18637518
Yeah man, that’s quilt

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>>18637465
I'm honestly so baffled and amused by that situation. She flubbed everything except nigga. How do you even manage that?

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Don't leave us, Mori...

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>>18637516
>you will never catch the attention of some coon who heard Mori say it
>you will never pull out a glock and cranium him for even daring to look at her
>you will never tell the police officer it was self-defense and be let go with not even a slap on the wrist
>you will never have Mori cling to you as her hero

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>>18637444
You've been on a roll lately, couponbeat

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>>18637387
>>18637435
>>18637439
>N-word ASMR
MORI PLEASE

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>>18637556
Literally, mumble mumble mumble MY NIGGA mumble mumble mumble oh shit.

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>>18637431
Yeah, that's pretty big
>>18637498
>carpet
>that crumpled
oh no

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>>18637585
>spend an hour saying other words that start with and N
>ends with an ear blasting NIGGER
I'm ready

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>>18637600
>>18637556
It was funny but I'd argue Mori going IT'S A LIE YOU NNNNNnnnnnn- was more yab worthy and it's amazing how nobody cared

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>>18637556
She's just based like that
https://streamable.com/4lissa

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>>18637498
No way that's russian. If he is I'll have to find him and become at least the last deadbeat locally. Motherfucking geekjack still didn't deliver neither Mori nor Kiara BD merch to me and I ordered both the hour they became available..

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>>18637636
Where was that from? All I remember is the near slip from the Scarface watchalong

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>>18637650
>become at least the last deadbeat locally
that reminds me
any bountybeat knows where nikodem lives?

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>>18637625
That’s how she’s gonna end her graduation stream.
>I’m your Mori, hope you remember me, NIGGERS

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>>18637753
>shortly afterwards a gunshot and a loud thud are heard

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I MISS MORIIIIIIIIIIII

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>>18637791
UUUUUUUU

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>>18637650
On the brightside, any future merch from the Hololive website is done through DHL and will will probably come sooner than you expect it to. Mine came literally the day before it was scheduled to arrive they notified me before hand, but still

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>>18637711
Uhh Poland?

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>>18637650
Kiara merch had an issue where geekjacket accidentally sent some people duplicates and asked those people to send it back in exchange for $10 or some shit.

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>>18637786
J-chan...

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Is anyone in EN streaming later? I weirdly feel like I haven't watched hololive in a while even though it's only been around 4 days.

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>>18637940
Ina soon!

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>>18637898
LMAO. God merch japan is such a pain.

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>>18637971
After having ordered stuff from other sources, I really think it’s just Geekjack. Glad Hololive seems to be moving away from them.

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>>18637940
Get in'ere: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X3IPoDarA74

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>>18637940
Ina zatsu in five minutes. Gura might have something in four hours I think. I've not been watching Holo for a few days myself so I'm catching up with Gura DbD and Fauna Skyrim for now

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>>18637971
Seems to just be geekjacket.
Some anons who ordered Aqua's album said that DHL from holo store has been pretty good to them.

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>>18637933
Why mori keep fucking jchad

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>>18637711
wanna have a drink, dawg?
we can knifefight after, as per slavic treadition

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>got to sleep watching Kson’s karaoke
>open lap too to do some work today
>stream tab is open still
>38 people are still there
This isn’t the first time this has happened to me, I sometimes have a tab still open and there’s even less. I feel like I could screen shot this in a future Mori stream to use as proof of being being the last deadbeat

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>>18638443
>implying the number shown on Susan's garbage site is always accurate
If screenshots were proof I could show people I already became the last deadbeat and that was in the middle of a stream last week

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>took a nice hot shower
>shaved
>trimmed my fingernails and toenails
>even cleared out my ears
feels great still not brushing my teeth hahahahaha fuck you mori

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>>18638527
Obviously the solution is to create a club of “Last Deadbeats” who at the end of time compete to become Last Deadbeat Prime.

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>>18638671
I do all of those things regularly (including brushing teeth unlike you disgustingbeat) except shaving ever since I started WFH two years ago, literally no point to it

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>>18638802
I have to shave because I'm autistic and having facial hair makes me feel uncomfortable

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born too late to buy someone's daughter in marriage for three goats and a horse
born too early to receive a government-mandated wife
born just in time to masturbate to mori calliope

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>>18638985
I will force myself to stay alive so I can experience matrix-like virtual reality to get myself a dorky, drunkard reaper wife. I WILL be the Last Deadbeat and First Virtualbeat!

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>>18638985
Same, true, based, redpilled and this.

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>>18639192
I don't doubt such technology can exist in our lifetimes, but personally I wouldn't be able to believe in it
like, robo or virtual waifus would feel fake to me, knowing that it's a program and not a person.

if there's a reality where I have My Mori it has to be given to me by God

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>>18639192
I can hardly wait

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>>18639204
>redpilled
Know the meaning of words before using them newfren.

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>>18639302
You shouldn't call Mori a newfag

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>>18639302
>newfren
Learn the proper spelling of words before using them fuckwad.

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>>18639302
Oof dawg sorry about that I'm not too hip up with all those newfangled terms young'uns The Matrix watchers are coming up with _(「ε:)_

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>>18639192
>>18639277
>>18639287
"100 years worth of semen made a glopping noise as it flowed endlessly in Mori".

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>>18639415
hey one of my fucking legs are missing

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>>18637197
She went home because japan treated her liike shit dude, also why would you choose japan over austria?

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>>18639507
>why would you choose japan over austria?
slant eye cunts?
though she has no dick so that's a non factor

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>>18639460
I miss seething about SAO
Nothing /a/-related seems interesting to me anymore, not even the bad anime are fun to watch

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>>18639507
>also why would you choose japan over austria
My chicken is retarded please understand, at least she seems to be growing out of her childish pipe dreams lately

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>>18639548
Shitting on SAO was fun though my personally favorite /a/ moment was definitely the time Madoka was airing. Today I'm sitting on a ton of recommendations from my friends and I just can't bring myself to watch a single episode. Isekais completely murdered my interest in anime when even most braindead SoLs could not.

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>>18639277
>he thinks he is talking to real people right now

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>>18638671
hey! HEY!! deadbeat!? DEADBEAAAT?! you be a good deadbeat and brush your teeth!

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>>18640042
no, no, I know you're all gonna disappear once I wake up from the coma, but there's still a difference between that and a robot

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>>18639929
Madoka is one of my top favorite anime to this day, I have no idea why /a/ turned on it.

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I want us to go back to dumb toothbrush jokes. I understand the concernbeats. They're right to be concerned even if many don't show that concern in a constructive way. That side will never not lead to concern. Why isn't it just having fun in free time and music? Why would she give a shit about making it public at all instead of just tweets and music? Why fucking video games?

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>>18640367
>just turn your brain off bro and consoom

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>>18640272
the spinoff and Rebellion

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>>18640272
>Sadistic Sakura Kyoko

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>>18638048
I honestly enjoy watching Projekt Melody VoDs. She’s really good at just talking and always has something interesting to say. Never watched her CB stuff though, can’t get into that model.

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>>18640902
Rebellion was good.

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>>18642286
Yeah, but people didn't like the ending

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>>18631306
post mori_cute 1-98 and 100

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>Mori had to be pushed to the brink to recognize that breaks are good
>Ina talking about the difficulties of taking breaks and overworking herself
Jesas these girls

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>>18642383
>he thinks it ends at 100

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>Mori hasn't touched anything yet
That's a good thing. I also think she now just realized the implication of what she did.

>Hopefully

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>>18642420
>meanwhile I literally have to be dragged to work
Feels good man

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>>18642353
Oh nyo, the edgy magical girl series didn’t have a happy ending

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>>18642478
>mori_cute99 is kimono
>mori_cute3295 is red dress
you are new and I hate you now organize your morifolder

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>>18642554
What?

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Sorry for dredging this up again, I'm just late to the party. I really, REALLY hope she takes a proper rest after all her work is done. Painful to see her being crushed by work and stress.

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>>18642678
kek, I actually don't organize that way. I rename the files before uploading them here

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>>18642678
>he organizes his images
>he doesn't just have over a thousand images with 4chan filenames in one folder
help me

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>>18642748
i want to kiss her and hug her close and maybe scratch her head and run my fingers through her hair

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Sorry for dredging this up again, I'm just late to the party. I really, REALLY hope he takes his meds after all his concernfagging is done. Painful to see him being crushed by his weird belief that Mori can’t take care of herself.

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>>18642922
HOLY BASED

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>>18642922
Apparently, she can't.

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Shark doing member’s karaoke if anyone is bored/interested

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>>18642879
>not having everything sorted by date you saved it
>not remembering the exact time period when you saved images and scrolling to them

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>>18642726
She hasn't touched my vagina yet and I am growing extremely agitated

[Anonymous No.]

Remember when we were worried about the song leaking? I remember.

[Anonymous No.]

Mori

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>>18643828
I don't even remember what song we were worried about leaking

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>>18642554
Might have gotten a manager scolding

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>>18643918
We are on like 50 layers of vagueposting at this point holy shit

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>>18643918
>managers having control over what the talent does with their personal account when said activities have zero bearing on their hololive account

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>>18643918
If mAnaGeMEnT doesn't give a fuck if their talekts are taking cocks behind the scenes, they have no issue with them crying in front of a hundred people on facebook

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>>18643828
Things will get better, she's just in the spotlight now. Dramafags will get bored sooner or later.
>>18643908
It was end of a life.

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>>18643918
>>18642554
>well known she often stays up super late
>not even 9AM in Japan
Concernfags pls go

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>>18644015
>facebook
It was on tik tok, dumbass.