/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

[Anonymous No.]

I'm so glad she is too mentally ill to have a love life.

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But we are literally fucking right now honey

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>>18386437
That's just a schizophrenic delusion.

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>>18386072
DYRBI?

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>>18386072
You faggots said the same about matsuri

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she must have been fucked in every hole, by filipinos, australians and japaneses.

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Crazy girls get more dick more easily tho.

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>>18386072
Those go hand in hand.

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horny dudes will fuck anything, ugly, fat, crazy, you name it.

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She's a college student bro

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>>18386072
you're right, but she is mentally ill enough to be used as a fucktoy by those who wish to manipulate petit japanese girls (like me)

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>>18386072
She at least knows what a penis does and how it shoots cum

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>>18387287
She didn't befriend anyone in Australia.
She can't be manipulated.

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>>18387472
I wouldnt call the time I met her in the back alley of mcdonalds a "friendship" but I will tell you, I made her cum

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>>18387506
>mcdonalds
Nice larp

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>>18386072
Haato is in a wild love triangle with Haachama and me obviously

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>He think she isn't acting
lmao
You faggots will believe anything

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if there's one chuuba who has a quintuple digit body count it's chammers

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>>18386072
du yu rilly belib?

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>>18387343
Explain.

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>>18388234
https://youtu.be/IxH7UePMzcI
Watch @1:28:45

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>>18387343
i know too

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Can you even blame them? Haachama is probably a fucking freak in bed, there's absolutely ZERO chance that she is a virgin.
She's probably gotten dicked down more than the entirety of holos combined.
Not even Hoshimachi "producer cock guzzler" suisei can give her a run for her money.

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college dudes though?

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>>18386072
There are only 2 ways to get to the mental state she is in.
1. She has never had sex, never been touched or even talked to fondly by a man. And yes, she is into men.
Or
2. She's been offering her self to the whole university campus. A pump and dump experience to the fullest, no man really wants to date her and are only there to leave their mark.

You pick which one you want to believe.

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>>18387506
>Trying to act Australian
>Doesn’t call it Maccas
Try again mate.

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>>18389275
>She actually showed a video of someone mimicking busting a nut on her face
Maybe the Haatons have been right all along.

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>>18386072
DUYU
DUYU REALLY BELEEB DAT?

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crazy and ugly

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>>18386072
who actually believes she’s mentally ill? Anyone?

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>>18386072
That doesn't preclude her from having a sex life. If anything, that increases it. Sticking your dick in crazy is fun, especially losers like Haato who are awkward but act out for praise. It's incredibly easy to twist them into doing whatever you want.

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>>18390729
She's definitely a menhera from what I've seen of her, but I have no idea why people can't seem to believe that she's mentally ill

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>>18390694
Even fucking better, but sadly anon she's not ugly.
Haachama seems like the type of person who fucking loves herself during sex, like she'll grab you head and make yuiu eat her out and tease you while she does it but once you start mashing up her guts she becomes soft and sweet and submissive and starts begging you to go harder until you fill up her fucking guts with your baby batter, she then will crawl to you, give you a kiss and playfully ask for a round two... Your manhood doesn't allow you to turn her down so you just grab her and get back to it.
Gorilla grip enough to drain you to the God damn marrow

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>>18391167
nah she's ugly
flip tier no kidding

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She's one of them wholesome menheras ngl

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>>18392498
Good that means no love or sex life.

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>>18387287
>petit japanese girls (like me)

TOKYO?

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All female vtubers are being fucked regularly. I don't see how anyone can maintain the delusion they aren't

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>>18386072
wait until i get to japan, then I'll be fucking her all night

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>>18386072
DYRBI

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>>18386072
You never learn, huh.

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>>18389275
>"I now know how much he loves me"
YAB

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>>18386072
She have girlfriend and they have lesbo sex. Simps don't have a chance, because she don't like mans

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>40+ replies not a single sexy Haachama pic
this saving Haachama thread sucks

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>>18401312

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https://streamable.com/0wioi3
jesas...

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>>18386072
>>18387472
>thinking Haachama doesn't suck mountains of cock
Anonchama...

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>>18386680
>>18398707
yes

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An Aussie probably came inside her
A fucking Aussie
FUCK

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>>18386072
lmao better prepare your cope soon

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>>18386072
Why do you think she supported Rushia?

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>>18386072
How is she doing?
Still healthy?

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>>18411042
1. she and Rushia are friends
2. chama has massive survivors guilt from coco graduating and that is causing her to saviorfag for Rushia so she doesn't graduate

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>>18412794
No, it's because she wants to mentally prepare her audience for the bf reveal.

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>>18399995
literally any other holo would be force graduated for that, what does Cham have on Yagoo?

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>>18413083
her past controversies gave her an immunity

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The only retarded people here are those believing she is stupid.

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>>18413083
She's his personal onahole

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>>18413532
I genuinely can't believe how people think sh's stupid, she's autistic for sure... but stupid? far from that

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>>18390729
>who actually believes she’s mentally ill?
Her sister.

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>He wouldn't stick his dick in crazy

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I'm a fully fledged haaton and I must admit she's really not that pretty, adding to that her strong weirdness seriously reduces the possibilities.
We're weirdos too and have more of a little sister-big brother relationship with her so when we talked in our thread about a possible boyfriend, most of us only wished her to be treated well.

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>>18409520
moot calm down

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>>18417089
If you wouldn’t fuck your oshi’s brains out because she isn’t conventionally attractive I have no respect for you.
t.onigiriya

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>>18387343
RUINED

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>>18417089
Eh, she's easily a 6.
While not pretty enough for me tro think "oh she must have a boyfriend, why would I even try?" she's also not ugly enough for me to say "oh I'm not stooping that low"
I'm fact she's just the right amount of looks for pretty much anyone to have a chance with her since she's not too top tier and not the bottom of the barrel.
With enough makeup she can easily become a 7, and from the way she moved in 3D her body must be nice.. I don't know if she works out or not but from her Twitter she seems to go on walks quite a bit.
She's in college so socializing isn't an issue here.
I'm no haaton but I'd fuck haachama until my dick just falls off

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>>18421150
>>18422229
You don't understand, I can't fuck my daughter-imouto-oshi. I would still absolutely destroy Porka and Okayu, at the same time if possible.

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>>18422229
yeah but Haachama's super autism would be a debuff to her getting a bf

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>>18387931
>You faggots will believe anything
It's sad isn't it?

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>>18386072
>he doesnt know that due to her insanity, several flips have already raw dogged her during her study arc

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>>18424220
!

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>>18386983
nothing about matsuris relationships have love in them

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>>18390131
She is a female, obviously the latter one

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>>18414882
She sucks at games.

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>>18409520
Yeah, it was me cunt. We sure as shit weren't there to fuck spiders.

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>>18409520
I knew I should've taken that offer to study abroad in Australia.
Past me is a fucking faggot.

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>>18424220
Okay, I take it back you have my utmost respect.

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>>18433384
Based Ausfags.
t.ausfag

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>>18403588
Does she get off to this?

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>>18424220
High test post

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>>18386072
DYRB?

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haachama...

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>>18436734
Wish I could tell you mate... But her reaction is funny nonetheless

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>>18444810
Oh she changed it to singing, I wonder why

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>>18436734
probably

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Imagine actually thinking any Holo is a femcel after Rushia got caught for good. They're nearly all moderately attractive, 18-32yo women who are financially stable. The odds are most have had a bf even if they don't currently.

The only ones I'm inclined to believe may be femcels are Sora, because she's young and been busy with this shit straight through her early adulthood to an extent she might not have had time for dating, or the ones who are (and I'm truly trying not to be mean here) not as attractive as the others. Even then some of them are possibly lesbians and might have been given the strap at some point, since what dykes are into is not the same as what straight guys are.

Simply accept your oshi is a character played by some 3D woman with a life wholely seperate to her on-screen persona and learn to live with it. Even now, "Rushia" is still a menhera femcel virgin - her roomate is not the same being as the character. It's like getting upset your waifu's VA got married; pointless.

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>>18387165
>>18386072
>>18386983
She's not mentally ill like Matsuri was, mentally ill women DO get laid. Haachama is just fucking weird and rebellious, things which are kryptonite for relationships. She doesn't know how to talk to or appeal to men without sperging out, which is different from girls like Matsuri who probably act normal until you get in bed and then she's a beast, but then afterwards you get arrested because she decided to call the cops on you because reasons. Haachama is the kind of girl who would show you her meme collection on her phone of pictures of muscular foreigners dressed in women's clothing.

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>>18446011
>Haachama is just fucking weird and rebellious, things which are kryptonite for relationships. She doesn't know how to talk to or appeal to men without sperging out,
Do you ACTUALLY think she acts the same offscreen as she does on it? Are you seriously that deluded?

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>>18387688
>>18387506
>>18390468

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>>18436734
Haachama wants to be edgy but she's not into the totally degenerate shit the internet has to offer, like when someone told her she should sell her bathwater and she said no because it was dirty and gross.

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>>18446096
That's because she pees in the bath

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>>18446048
Flare literally says she does, I believe flare over people spamming "KEK KEK KEK SHE'S A STACY SLUT FUCKING BIG RUSSIAN DICKS IN SHIBUYA NIGHTCLUBS" because this board is full of cancerous cuckposters.

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>>18446048
It's sad how deep down in the parasocial rabbit hole these people are. That might explain the massive blowback when other vtubers had their relationships revealed since some of their heavily invested fans just couldn't believe it.

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>>18446048
I mean, if I'm not trusting her I'll at least trust the plethora of other holos and Hoshikawa who hang out with her pretty regularly, they have no reason to lie about the way she acts and according to them she acts the same way on screen as off screen

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>>18446124
>well a holomem said it so it must be true
Holomems have also said Rushia was the same off camera - maybe less loud, maybe more shy, but still Rushia. THINK, ANON, THINK. They are all crafting a character for the viewers, you can't believe them pretending it is all real.

And I'm not one of the mongs claiming she fucks like a fighter jet and dated twenty black guys. I'm saying if you think Haachama isn't a character she's playing and is actually her default state you're a baka. She might still be a femcel, she's young enough that Hololive could have fucked up her love life, but she's 100% not like her persona when not in-character.

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>>18446048
haachama is the holo that i believe would act the same off stream

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>>18436734
I think she does. She's probably never got much male attention growing up and seeing lewd fanart of herself is a turn on

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>>18387271
This. There's enough material to keep the kayfabe up, but those who think fresh meat in college doesn't get pick off because "lolautism" are delusional

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>>18447782
Maybe in burgerland, but that doesn't happen everywhere
Though she made friends with the janitor there...

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>>18447932
I'm not even in the same continent as burgerland, dude. It's the same everywhere. I picked a few freshmen myself

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>>18387234
Truest words in the thread

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>>18386680
Who would have guess that Artia was the savior we needed all along?

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>>18446011
You called?

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>>18446048
look at her response to rushia's deleted tweet
she's a real freak, she is not normal

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>>18446048
The only thing I don't believe about Haachama is her being actually a bad English speaker

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>>18446048
I really don't know anon, she just feels too off to be fake.
For example, you can have your suspicions about rushia because her craziness and weirdness is just that of a character you'd see in a show, you almost never meet someone like that.
But haachama... It's just the right amount of weird that you can't help but think that there are actual people like that out there, because you can easily see yourself meeting someone like that in the real world

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>>18417393
Who's that?

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>>18450536
GO BACK, GO BACK RIGHT NOW

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>>18450155
True, older videos show she is faking it.
But if she lies about that then what else?

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i still think Haachama is a virgin

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>>18452253
she probably is, her fascination with perverted stuff is more of an indication that she's a turbo virgin rather than a turbo slut

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>>18452253
Indeed.

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>>18446146
Are you sure you aren't just a schizo for imagining this somehow hidden "real" person that there isn't even a glimpse of evidence for? You probably think your friends conspire behind your back as well.

Or it's just a general misconception. Despite the look, vtubers are not fictional anime characters, they are streamers. Voice acting an anime character is a patchwork of multiple takes, whereas in live streaming, it's impossible to keep up a believable act for long. There's a point at after which if you can't find the cracks, the most sensible thing is to accept it as the truth. Haachama is Haachama.

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>>18452253
I'd say it's a 50-50 shot. She's retarded and crazy enough to randomly one time fuck a guy, only to know how it feels

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>>18446048
>>18446227
HSKW said Haachama is a difficult friend to have because she changes her mind all the time and isn't good at communication. Adding to that her genuine weirdness makes her not easily approachable.

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>>18386534
on his part, or on hers?

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>>18456328
this, do people not watch youtube? youtubers with fake personalities are just popular with literal children and not the kind of children that chuubas appeal to.
80% of her audience are older than her and the rest are around her age, most youtubers those people in that age range watch aren't those fake over the top youtubers.
to me haachama is kind of like KSI where you wouldn't believe he acts off camera the same o camera but the truth is that he does, he's simply more energetic on camera while the whole feel of him is still the same, and that's how haachama and I'd say a big portion of hololive is

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>>18446011
>talk to or appeal to men
Haachama is only into girls.

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>>18448739
>hey bro, i wanna die right now
>i'll cook rice for you

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>>18457980
Yes.

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>>18458460
but chama said in todays stream what her requirements for a bf are

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>>18459102
It was more “I’ll cook you a meal”… but that doesn’t make it any better, just funnier.

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>>18390729
People are mixing up mentally ill with weird. Shes weird not ill. She has odd tastes and her personality is too much for most men to care for. thats not the same as a mentally ill person which most women are anyway.

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>>18445999
again with the VA argument; it's not the same as with scripted characters, they're streamers. their personas are closer to real life. (the extent varies from streamer to streamer, but still.)

I also imagine even a few of the non-ugly ones aren't in relationships because they simply don't want to be. some people are like that.

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>>18386072
Tho remember that she is looking for a bf, and one of the requirements is to be willing to be used to make shitty video content torture streams probably to entertain the hastens.
So if (you) ever want to be haachama's bf you will have to play SAW irl on stream and EAT ALL THE BUGS

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>>18386072
Haatons dont actually believe her act do they? Are they this stupid?

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>>18467626
i can't believe she watched cats fuck

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>>18467626
yeah I heard about this, why did she watch cats fuck?

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>>18452253
well, she's not exactly a looker

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You guys seem to forget these girls are vtubers because they are ugly as sin, we have already seen Haachama, no one would want to tap that.

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>>18471616
Just call yourself gay and be over with it fag, the way she acts alone is enough to get my dick hard and if it gets my dick hard then I'm mashing her guts

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>>18386072
>mentally ill
she is just ugly

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She's best friends with the whore Hoshikawa and they've been having "outings" together, what do you think?

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>>18386983
Ive never seen the fabled hand clip

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>>18470929
80% of men would fuck ANY woman given the chance

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>>18471616
>no one would want to tap that.
i want to breed her every night

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>>18446011
HYMEN CHECK

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>>18386072
But not to mentally ill to have a sex life.
Even if she were a vegetable she'd still have functioning holes.

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haachama looks like kson, and kson looks hot with makeup, I have no idea what you fags are talking about

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>>18386072
same anon, im glad that shes is too mentally ill to have a love life

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>>18458460
she's bi

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>>18477288
d