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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uHtWZbAu7iEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uHtWZbAu7iEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uHtWZbAu7iE
Choco love
>that backgroundChoco is trying to reclaim the throne for the CEO of sex
>>18364677
Remember, this live is the thing they want to take from you.
CEO of sex can milk me anytime.
Meimei a cute!
HOLY FUCK THAT BACKGROUNDchocoten sounds like she's singing better
SEX WITH CHOCO?What would it even be like
come home, white man
Shit this is great
>>18364673Blindchama... she's not as well-endowed as you think she is.
>>18364682>reclaim the throneImplying she ever lost it.
Reminder KFP, Kiara told us to show Choco some love on her birthday!
You guys better be watching Choco's sensual movements during her birthday live or else you're going to get kicked. In the nuts. By me.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uHtWZbAu7iE
>fumihiko
>>18364685If you watch an embedded Twitch stream, every five minutes or so, the stream gets replaced by a silent 30 second bright purple screen saying "please watch on twitch for best experience"
sexy dynamite fat catshe's back after choco's livehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=35ttVJ2Ouzkhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=35ttVJ2Ouzkhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=35ttVJ2Ouzk
Is this what having sex feels like?
https://twitter.com/watsonameliaEN/status/1493177254238515203Dreamin chuchu~https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vjBZzYN3aAs
>>18364702Who?
>>18364717>top picWTF is that????
>we love fumihiko now
>>18364685Twitch is so shit I can even open the website Firefox, I just get an error Ok Adblock, but don't brick the entire site
Lets go Choco!
>>18364625Sir I like this one
>>18364711Agreed.
is that- is that Fumihiko?
Thoughts?
>>18364751>now
Keep getting better Aki!
>>18364717I will marry aqua to cook her normal food
>>18364715
HAACHAMA PUKING 2
I just randomly checked what Bossu was doing meanwhile and, huh... this is pretty much what I expected from him.
>>18364749That is Aqua's delicious cooking.
>>18364749Aqua's valentine choco
>>18363166Here, let me fix that.
>>18364743My wife
ENTERROBUTT
>>18364749aqukinn cooking
>>18364682>reclaimdo danchoufags really?
>she has a tattooWhy do you like her??(
>>18364773Very small Choco thoughts
My Robot!
>>18364763I wish my doctor was as cute.
MY ROBOCO!
Robochoco choreo
>>18364741>not member's onlywtf okayu..
robocosan let's gooooooo
Robutt on the telly!
ENTER RBC
>>18364717I’d take top over bottom any fucking day.
LOOK AT THEM GO
>>18364717Aqua's about 10x sweeter a girl than Mori however so that makes up for her.. deficiency in cooking.
Matsuri is cute!
Choco cute!Choco love!
>>18364748lizard men jewish bankers and dramafags.
>>18364790would you really devote your entire life to take care of a retarded girl
>>18364814That glossy black ass shine.. I can't take it bros
https://twitter.com/minatoaqua/status/1493180871397941249https://twitter.com/minatoaqua/status/1493180871397941249https://twitter.com/minatoaqua/status/1493180871397941249
Only need Aki and Mel to complete the "Irrelevant Quartet"
I can'tThose fucking hips
>>18364717>a wigger vs a cute, retarded autistic girlEasy choice.
>>18364751his art can be hit or miss, this time it's sex
where's my Choco-Roboco incest anime?
Oh isn't this the Eromanga sensei song? Fun times...
>>18364743>that colorWait a minute...
Feed the semen demon.
>>18364770Yes. I instantly recognize the style. Choco is his biggest oshi, so his artwork of her don't have weird faces that make you type >fumihiko
>>18364849Did she ever recover from that collab?
>>18364883Anon... You have to let go...
>>18364860>that filterThis is hilarious
>>18364857I don't mind being a househusband, am a decent cook too
>>18364866don't call Aqua a wigger, she just likes rap
>>18364858
>>18364749Akutan's honmei choco
>>18364743>20 minutes old Ame post.AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH SUSAN FIX YOUR SIIIIIITTEEEEEEE
Robocute!
I want to suck chocos big fat tits
>>18364883VALENTINES AME IS DESTINED DO DIE
>>18364860>FilterAgua...
Their choreo is simple but clean
>>18364724Doing my Choco reps
......
>>18364717I will save you Aqua
I want to share a bed with Choco and Roboco
>>18364857it's liking owning a dog but you get to have sexsign me up
>>18364860Filtered to death
>>183648732nd season when..
I think a ponytail like Choco's would fit Kiara in 3d idol outfit really well too. It would also mitigate her worry about it not being seen enough like in live 2d.
>>18364923stop using chrome
>>18364780ID is fucking trip man
>>18364860>doesn't look any better even with 3000 layers of filtersBaqua...
>>18364863i appreciate you maintaining the sanctity of Okayu not being for bait
>>18364860Actually looks like semen leaking out with the filter on
>>18364967>it's liking owning a dog but you get to have sexthat's called being a white woman
GACHI!?
I want to make babies with Choco
>>18364834>not member's only>wtf okayu..The peasants can enjoy this one too.
ガチィ?
jesas RBC is so fucking small
>>18364984If your cum looks like that you probably need to see a doctor
>>18365007I dont want them too though..
>>18365014Fun-sized
>>18364967>it's liking owning a dog but you get to have sexIsn't that just being a white woman?
Prepare for imminent sex you toaster
>>18365014Choco is only 165 cm. Imagine how small RBC is!
Choco's breasts are obscenely huge.
Choco singing about getting creampied, very in character. Sasuga!
>>18365014RBC Mini for all you shortstack enthusiasts
>>18365034Can I stick my dick in that toaster?
>>18364980She's ESL just you!
>>18365034
SEX SEX SEX SEX
>not masters>can't singthese two suck
>>18365007It will make people think she loves everyone and not just onigiriya.
Cute
>>18365034Soon...
YES CLOSE UP ON THE THIGHS
>>18365025That's fair. I can't say I disagree.
sana's gonna have her karaoke after the 3d live is over
Sexchads, where we at
>that pose with the bent legsmuh dick
SEXO
>>18365063>can make an order at a restaurantCheckmate, aethist
THIS IS GETTING TOO SEXY. SUSAN WON'T LIKE THIS.
SEX
I love the sex voice chuubas
SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX!!!!!!
ROBOCO SEX VOICE
>>18365052There's like two slots. Hopefully, you can fit!>>18365058Based
I hope choco find a good husband soon.
SEXY POSE
Sexy... Roboco???
ENTERBABYDUCK
>>18365103Susan is pro hololive, that is why the algorithm favors them.
SUBACHOCOLUNA
SEXY BABY ON SCREEN
Enter Kino group
NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
CHERRY CHERRY BOMB!
ENTER CHOCOSHUBALUNA
ENTER SHUBA AIDORU
>>18364977>Google-owned browser.>Is bad for Google-owned websites.But how?
Hime!
nothing says sexy more than a girl putting her hands inside the sides of her own head, truly amazing
I still think back to Korone's birthday and Kanata's anniversary stream from last year. Those set a really high bar.
>>18365066It'll serve as a gateway drug.
Pic related, is my plan for Choco for her birthday.
ENTERMARRIED COUPLE
While I'm enjoying this, I'd really prefer to have a live version instead of prerecorded, even if that limited what they could do
Why is there a whole MV in BG
AAAAAHHHHHH THE BABY IS HERE
>>18365153small indie company pls understand
>Subaru and the WHOs
>>18364717I enjoy.
>>18365160For me it was Mel's concert. That was excellent
>>18365103Susan can go fuck herselfNo nipples? not porn
>Luna doing all that movementIs she going to be okay?
>>18365165maybe they should change the flag of Japan to that, so they get a clue
>>18365097>Going against all of the JP's having ASMR streamsGood luck.
Luna's like half a beat behind on the chroegraphy...
>>18365182Don't use my cat to shitpost on my watch.
>its another Luna body double episode agian
なああああああああああああああああああ
>>18365182Fuckin gottem
Subaru please pop my cherry
Choco's singing has improved a lot. I'm proud of her
>>18365172https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BAx2GtYGJxsIt's their original song, so they're just playing the MV in the background.
>>18364743
>>18365193She's prerecorded. It's only Luna that's prerecorded, the other two are doing this live.
>>18365190Fuck, that's one more and it always slips my mind. Went in with no expectations, came out kneeling.
UOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH LUNA'S RARE EXPOSED ARMPITS
>>18365103Susan is too busy to notice because it's Valentine's Day and she's getting stuffed by her boyfriend's cock
>>18365193Choco will revive her with vigorous cunnilingus if she faints
I don't know if anyone else has noticed but Choco has big milkers.
>>18365193shuba been training and exercising her every night. i'm sure she'll be ok for one song
>>18365193each scene is pre recorded and it took her two weeks to record just for this song
We all know these are hired dancers right?
>>18365224Choco definitely does her reps.
>>18365160Nene and Towa's around Christmas this year where they clearly had the INNK staff really raised the bar this year.
>>18364901They need to do another this year to see how much Matsuri has grown
GO LUNA GOimpressive stamina for the baby
>>18365248Proof next thread?
>>18365253Yeah, I think Holo talents are paid a salary
>>18365244She's a demon, so she'll make Subaru do it
>>18365253proof?
Cherry cherry boy~
>>18365253You fucking wish faggot
>>18365160Mel and Lamy's birthdays were exceptionally kino as well.
>>18365253nigga stop breaking my immersion
>>18365281I'm Yagoo
I miss the Ayame kousei poster
>>18365172>>18365225Correction: is a cover, not original. But they still had an MV made for it, so they decided to play it in the background.
>>18365253next you will say Kiara and Ame didnt dance for their MV
>>18365253kayfabe pls
>>18365253cope nijifag
>>18365253I wish because that would mean less dance lessons and more streams
>>18365248Big if true.
>>18365300Eigo jouzu.
SUBACHOCOLUNATAN
ENTERHAG
ENTER
>>18365300EN 3 better be euros
>>18365271>post had nothing to do with Kiara>KFP feel the need to insert themselves inNever reply to me again cunt
ENTERCOACH
Botan in an idol outfit... one day...
Enter La-Lion! No idol costume for Botan yet, which is a shame. She is in so many of these birthdays
AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WHERES HER IDOL OUTFIT
Luna erotic...
wtf botan atleast dress for the occasion
Give gen 5 their idol outfit already ffs
Botan's idol outfit...
Please give the other gens their 3D idol uniforms
ah botan doesn't have the idol outfit yet
Shouldn't gen 5 have idol outfits by now?
HAG SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEXX!!
Only Botan is allowed to wear her default outfit during the concert.
>look at botan for one second>the others have changed outfitsWITCHCRAFT
>Luna is dancing again immediately after she did a numberIs YAGOO trying to kill Luna during Choco's Birthday Live?
Hags making cute poses... I can't take it
>>18365363Saving them for holofes?
CHOCO SENSEI AND BOTAN SENSEI
>no transition from intermission to dancingWAIT THEY ACTUALLY DO CHOREO REPS?
>>18365350holofes
could you guys please stop posting Choco lewds? this place is supposed to be SFW
thet botan bounce though
>>18365363Gen 5 should get their idol outfits for Holofes, assuming there aren't issues
>>18365083https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cpg_3syMT_U
>>183653381 spanish, 1 italian, 1 french and 1 finn
>>18365363HoloFes. Myth won't have one, likely ever since they aren't idols.
>>18365253Maybe that's why Myth is so dead inside about the 3D, because they didn't know until now.
Botan's like that one friend who shows up everywhere in that same hoodie.
>>18365342>>18365343>>18365345>>18365346>>18365350>>18365354>>18365357>>18365360>>18365363Surely they'll give them their idol outfits for holofes... and not fuck them over like they did yonkisei...
I'm tryin to watch them dance but all my eyes can focus on the movements of Choco and Botan's tits.
>https://twitter.com/kureijiollie/status/1493184480731086849?s=20&t=nrLmt3PREQz31Er2zA1tFwOH NO NO NO NO NO NO
>>18365405She's just like me...
I LOVE CHOCO SENSEI!
>>18365376These recordings killed luna for a whileshe was completely fucked
#FreeChocosTitties
Botan's sexy hag exposed armpits...
>>18365399>likely ever since they aren't idolsLies
>>18365399Not now deadbeat
2 Americans2 CanadiansAn Austrian
Anyone else hates how they commission shittons of these images and never put them up anywhere?
>>18365342Next month actually.
>>18365399You need idol outfits to be idols?
>>18365405Thats right people I was Botan all along
WHERE DID THE GLASSES COME FROM?! RRATS?!
>>18365414WHO THE FUCK IS R?!?!
>>18365409Yonkisei only got screwed over since there there were modelling issues with Luna's and out of solidarity they all didn't use them.
>>18364717>Aqua chocolateLooks inedible but I will eat it>Wigger chocolateMade while praising her e-celeb friend, she probably put her e-celeb semen into it
>>18365363The idol outfits are lame anyway
>>18365409Yonkisei opted out of using idol outfits since Luna's outfit had malfunctions. Secret unity and all that
BROS MAGIC ISN'T REAL BUT THE GLASSES
>>18365405She's just like my friend...
>>18365440yes obviously, much like how you cant be a policeman without the uniform, or a cowboy without the hat
>>18364727That shoddy-ass summary post is missing some people, but I'll take what I can get, I guess.
Does any prop get used more then Watame's glasses?
C O O LOOL
>that jiggle on babushka's model
Hime can dance well without panting now, I'm so proud of my princess! NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>18365430I think they get tweeted out by I always forget to go get them so I've missed so many.
>>18365454reine, you colossal fucking faggot
>>18365399God, I hope they won't get defaul white onesSince AZKi lucked out with her black one due to being in INNK maybe ID and EN will get their own(superior) color schemes?
[sheep news]watame is alone, schlicking thinking about being fucked by me
I must rewatch this so i can fully concentrate on Botans tits too.
>>18365440Yes. And if you don't have them in your debut, you can't be one.
I cant take Subaru seriously in that outfit
>>18365482They will all have orange outfits
>>18365479I'M BEING SARCASTIC YOU FUCKING RETARD
>>18365479>Reineoh no no no no no
>>18365485mukkun..
>>18365467ogey
>>18365470The only people missing is Iroha Sponsored stream and Shien Chocolate which I mean sounds very appealing because it's Shien but you should be paying full attention to Choco's Birthday Live anyway.
ENTER THE SEX TRIO
Holy fucking shit Botan is just too hot.
ENTER LITERAL SEX TRINITY
OH NO NO NO ZHANGBROS???
>>18365479how did you know you were responding to Reine
Ina's BOTW reminds me of her older streams. I hope she plays more.
>>18365341
>le oriental musicinb4 YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
LOOKS AT THE SIZE OF THOSE TITS
ENTERSEX TRIO
enter SEEEEEEEEEEEEEXXXX
SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX
WHY THE FUCK IS SHE SO FUCKING SMALL AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Holy mother of ecchi trio.
ENTER SOVL
Damn this lineup of girls in chocos stream is top
Stinky O...
BOOBA
SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX
SEEEEEEEEEEEEXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
>>18365502ɘɿo
>>18365509>JP are generic soldiers>AZKi is the officer>EN are the engineering staff
I didn't know danchou was this good a dancer, she's almost Nene's level!
PURE CONCENTRATEDSEXON STAGE
WOW. TITS. BIG ONES.
These three ladies show up at your door and demand a "trick or treat," what do you do?
SOUL CALIBURSOUL EDGEOPPAI SOULS
>Two SOUL singersMusic producer I kneel
>>18365548People shitpost about her lately, but she really just needs brain off streams for a while to get back in a good mood.
Wait, how can Noel be here in the concert hall when she has an offcollab with Pekora in 30 minutes?
OPPAI OPPAI OPPAI
MY BLONE IS BLAIKAN
>>18365559she's a sex goblin
I fucking love boobs
Didn't Marine once say she was too embarrassed to sing this song?
Ni-nice song I guess....
OPPAI OPPAI OPPAI OPPAI OPPAI OPPAI OPPAI OPPAI OPPAI OPPAI
>Marines singing here>Singing more later on her own channelMarines killing herself more, lets go!
>>18365559LITERALLY A SHORTSTACK GOBLIN
>>18365482I am going to be pissed if AZKi loses the black one when she joins Holo proper. It looks so much better, but they're gonna have to redo it to update to her new face and model so they might make it white to unify with everyone else at the same time.
TAKESHI NO, YOU MIGHT DIE!!!
was Coco's idol outfit ever used after its reveal
Too much clothing
My japanese is not great but these are some truly inspired lyrics
>open /hlgg/>thread talking about stream and yelling SEXAll is well, anons. All is well.
Warning! Too much sex
>>18365588fondle their tits
OPPAIOPPAIOPPAIOPPAIOPPAIOPPAIOPPAIOPPAIOPPAIOPPAIOPPAIOPPAIOPPAIOPPAIOPPAIOPPAIOPPAIOPPAIOPPAIOPPAIOPPAIOPPAIOPPAIOPPAIOPPAIOPPAIOPPAIOPPAIOPPAIOPPAIOPPAIOPPAIOPPAIOPPAIOPPAIOPPAIOPPAIOPPAIOPPAIOPPAIOPPAIOPPAIOPPAIOPPAIOPPAIOPPAIOPPAIOPPAIOPPAIOPPAIOPPAIOPPAIOPPAIOPPAIOPPAIOPPAIOPPAIOPPAIOPPAIOPPAIOPPAIOPPAIOPPAIOPPAIOPPAIOPPAIOPPAIOPPAIOPPAIOPPAIOPPAIOPPAIOPPAIOPPAIOPPAIOPPAIOPPAIOPPAIOPPAIOPPAIOPPAIOPPAIOPPAIOPPAIOPPAIOPPAIOPPAIOPPAIOPPAIOPPAIOPPAIOPPAIOPPAIOPPAIOPPAIOPPAIOPPAIOPPAIOPPAIOPPAIOPPAIOPPAIOPPAIOPPAIOPPAIOPPAIOPPAIOPPAIOPPAIOPPAIOPPAIOPPAIOPPAIOPPAIOPPAIOPPAIOPPAIOPPAIOPPAIOPPAIOPPAIOPPAIOPPAIOPPAIOPPAIOPPAIOPPAIOPPAIOPPAIOPPAIOPPAIOPPAIOPPAIOPPAIOPPAIOPPAIOPPAIOPPAIOPPAIOPPAIOPPAIOPPAIOPPAIOPPAIOPPAIOPPAIOPPAIOPPAIOPPAIOPPAIOPPAIOPPAIOPPAIOPPAIOPPAIOPPAIOPPAIOPPAIOPPAIOPPAIOPPAIOPPAIOPPAIOPPAIOPPAIOPPAIOPPAIOPPAIOPPAIOPPAIOPPAIOPPAIOPPAIOPPAIOPPAIOPPAIOPPAIOPPAIOPPAIOPPAIOPPAIOPPAIOPPAIOPPAIOPPAIOPPAIOPPAIOPPAIOPPAIOPPAIOPPAIOPPAIOPPAIOPPAIOPPAIOPPAIOPPAIOPPAIOPPAIOPPAIOPPAIOPPAIOPPAIOPPAIOPPAIOPPAIOPPAIOPPAIOPPAIOPPAIOPPAIOPPAIOPPAIOPPAIOPPAIOPPAIOPPAIOPPAIOPPAIOPPAIOPPAIOPPAIOPPAIOPPAIOPPAIOPPAIOPPAIOPPAIOPPAIOPPAIOPPAIOPPAIOPPAIOPPAIOPPAIOPPAIOPPAIOPPAI
>>18365600I'm sure it helps when she gets to sing with two of the worst singers in Hololive. Noel and Choco must be great wingmen
>>18365627yes
>>18365593Pekora's streams are all pre-recorded
OPPAI OPPAI OPPAI OPPAI
>That clipping on NoelIt's not Noel dancing...she never clips in normal 3DFuck
SUGOI DEKAI
>>18365627well, she used it for her graduation...
>>18365253Someone post that gif of Pekora stomping her booties next to “nijis” doing cartwheels and shit
>>18365637Home..
look at dem titties
OPPAI OPPAI OPPAI OPPAI OPPAI OPPAI OPPAI OPPAI OPPAI OPPAI OPPAI OPPAI OPPAI OPPAI OPPAI OPPAI OPPAI OPPAI OPPAI OPPAI OPPAI OPPAI OPPAI OPPAI OPPAI OPPAI OPPAI OPPAI OPPAI OPPAI OPPAI OPPAI OPPAI OPPAI OPPAI OPPAI OPPAI OPPAI OPPAI OPPAI OPPAI OPPAI OPPAI OPPAI OPPAI OPPAI OPPAI OPPAI OPPAI OPPAI
CHI CHI CHI CHI OPPAIBOING BOING~ ~
I'M GONNA FUCKING NUUUTTTT OPPAI OPPAI OPPAI OPPAI OPPAI OPPAI OPPAI SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX OPPAI OPPAI OPPAI OPPAI OPPAI OPPAI OPPAI SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX OPPAI OPPAI OPPAI OPPAI OPPAI OPPAI OPPAI SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX
>>18365559Marine is 150cms tall anon
>>18365641SUGOI
>>18365648pekora is marine
>>18365627well im fairly sure she used it during her graduation anon
THAT WINK
>>18365627Graduation stream?
I LOVE SENCHOU
Really fun performance by these three sex monsters
Marine is so tiny...
How many takes did they need to get through this without breaking down laughing?
Ill never get over how short Marine
>>18365668>Ame is literally the same height as Marine>Bigger titsHoly mothe of sex
>oppaisong>no physics
>>18365637THROUGH DICK: UNITY
https://twitter.com/irys_en/status/1493186878266572806Cute
Nobody is even you live you schizos
>>18365253They must hire some really fucking shitty ones then
>>18365619It's prerecorded idiot
>>18365600Choco-sensei asked nicely.
OPPAI PAI PAII LOVE OPPAI
I suddenly feel the urge to have sex. I don't know why.
Sex
that could've been coco in place of marine...
>>18365627At least once.
https://youtu.be/wE5amZSvdyUWhy didn't they do this dance?
Noel laughing at you
>they don't know the classichttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oDeFb4Jc2VA
God I always forget how tiny Marine is
>>18365700I NEED TO MAKE HER MY WIFE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>18365700ME IM THAT GRANDMA
Did they increase Danchou's chest!?
>>18365414ENHANCE
>>18365700big chance she watched Aqua's stream roru
>>18365700gyoza = sexgrandma = boyfriend
>>18365693I'm always reminded that she says Aqua is so much smaller then her and how cute and tiny she is.
SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
EROLIVE BABY
BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED
im rocking a half chub right now
SEEEEEEEEEEEEEX
EROLIVE
TRIPLEPAIZURI
>Marine>NoelWhere's Marineschizo?Can't believe she has nothing to comment on this situation.
Takeshi status???
>>18365528You're right, but I'll never pass up an opportunity to mess with you.
>eroliveDANCHOU YOU CAN'T SAY THAT
OPEN UP THE FUCKING BORDERSTHESE HAGS NEED ME AND MY SEED
Where are the boob physics?
>>18365746God I want to sex Aqua so bad
>>18365745gyoza = sexgrandma = grandma
you guys are making it sound like they're in swimsuits, fuck off
>Holos that could have a boyfriend and people would be relievedChoco
ENTERMEL
>>18365774I'm supposed to be the brat around here.
ENTER... THE NAUGHTY GIRLS
>>18365771
Ame would fit well on stage with these two
PURE SEX ON STAGE
DUO BANDITOS
Sugoi,there's a whole song about how Choco loves Melty Blood!
Ah, so the climax is sex with mel. How appropriate
>>18365760>>18365768These are wallpaper-tier. These fucking sluts!
>>18365783think of the burgers anon
MELTY CHOCO LOVE
>>18365737some members have a different chest size with the idol outfit on compared to the default 3D
The dancing doesn't look real
honorary holomyth right there
ENTER MORE SEX
>>18365790if only... but susan......
AIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEIEEEEE MEL
>>18365791grandma = megyoza = gyoza
Let's go
>>18365777anon the borders open in March, if you aren't already in line you're fucked
>>18365813>Ame gets molested live on stage
>>18365831y you gotta be like that
I wanna have sex with the 2D girls.
Since they shit is prerecorded they could as well dual stream it on twitch and we could get some high quality footage missing youtube's compression
Yuzuki Choco and Yozoro Mel kiss each other on the lips and press their breasts together everytime they meet up.
>>18365858they are 3d dumbass
>>18365831>no bitches?
>>18365831Nothing is real Anon, take your meds.
>>18365832Probably thought is was a good idea to increase Noels so clipping wouldn't look so odd if something touch her boobs since they're so fucking huge.
>>18365858Wait they're 3D...
>>18365858Welcome to the human condition since the nuclear age
>Towa ASMR soon
I love Team Sex
Look at this Melu!
i need sex
>>18365454its RPR. Ollie's Apex Boyfriend
>>18365831your oshi isn't real
>>18365831dancing isn't real
>>18365700Despite her being so weirdly dumb and unintentionally sexy, I love that she's very family-oriented. What a nice girl...
>>18365832there are only 3 model types for the idol outfits after all
>>18365891I think they only have a couple of fixed sizes, so they just pick the closest one.
>>18365871I know, 2D is superior.
>>18365891Reminder that Noel's actual size is nerfed
>>18365898Stop ruining Choco's thread faggot
>Choco want to give something back so she will cook for Mel and Mel will also cook but Choco refusedMerru...
>>18365929>unintentionally
>>18365914RPR is for Towa only.
>>18365869accidentally saw chocosen fondling/poking mel's boobs
We have reached sex levels that shouldn’t be possible
>>18365414Reine's handwriting is pretty cute...
im gonna see my wife today!
They will kiss, believe!
>>18365949Bora won't allow it.
>>18365935Well she is L now a days
>>18365973Don't forget to bring your shovel!
>>18365853>>18365880>>18365890>>18365915>>18365921It looks about as real as thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UPH6rlRDPHkAnd if you haven't noticed they cut to black every time the dancing stops.This begs the question. What are Holos doing when they go to their "dance practice" since clearly they've been replaced with MMD.
CUTE
>>18365982Anon you have to let go…
Get Kapu'ed
Choco's otaku mode screams are a national treasure.
That was more of a headbutt
Choco's noises are pure SEX
>>18365973in heaven
>>18365942who could... refuse this...?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cmIaCcbFJ_8
Chocos big semen demon booba.....
I see that Sana remembered that she's got this Hololive side-gig.
>>18365994Silence, scum.
>jealous Nijinigger trying to convince us it’s not Holos dancingLmao
For a moment I thought she finally a new outfit...
https://files.catbox.moe/6pv1lp.webm
>>18365982Eugene B...
>>18365994you are not a real tako
>>18366021Someone told her that not streaming on valentines day means she has a boyfriend
>>18365942I bet Choco would eat Aqua's shit chocolate..
>>18365994Ina stop doomposting and do something for your fans for valentine's day
>>18365994I think your mistaken, my post was not an invitation for you to reply.
>>18366013nice sloppa
>>18365994Whatever helps you sleep at night.
>>18366013Was Mel the one who put potato chips as base and a collection of random shit on top into the microwave, or am I thinking of someone else?
>>18365994You are blind if you seriously think that. The performances have way too many imperfections if you look for it.
>monopoly collab is Kiara, Ina, Gura and FaunaWhy couldn't they invite Mori?
Reminder this is happening today as well. Are any of the girls doing this and streaming?
>>18365987>This god gene is going to be wasted to lesbianismI hope her brother carries that gene and have many children.
GO CHOCO GO
>>18366053>I think your mistaken*you're
>>18366066Yes, all while being a total chuuni about it.
>>18366079Matsuri in 15 minutes
>>18366025Reminder they hired dancers to stand in for their talents and then the talents all somehow caught the coof from each other anywayActually managing to make Cover look professional
>>18365994I love it when doomposters act like they took the red pill.When the truth is they just depress themselves for no reason.
>>18365831>https://archive.nyafuu.org/vt/search/image/3JS3ILWtVoGEgsFsELedaw/kys
>>18366079Flare just did karaoke.
GANBARE CHOCO
>>18366075You just know that Calli would overplay being angry at sucking at it and dragging the whole thing down.
>>18366079Anon it's already 8pm or so in nipland
Go choco go!
>>18366079Marine in like 70 minute's
>>18366086no, your mistaken
>>18366093Choco continues to prove that she's amongst the smartest Holos, which is a low bar but still.
>>18366079What's this?
Every time someone tells me Choco is a bad singer and I every time I don't see it.
how was baelz's girlfriend roleplay stream last night?
>>18366075What? When did this get announced?
>>18365994It is time to face reality palNijisanji lost the only thing they had on Hololive a while ago
These stage effects are getting increasingly detailed
Coco's killing this ballad
>>18366079Towa in 15https://youtu.be/F2UNNen45H4https://youtu.be/F2UNNen45H4
>>18366117>Yatta! I'm having so much fun with my friends!
>>18366130Herehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=crtf2F9ziHc&t=1s
>>18366130She used to not be very great but she's done her reps and is pretty good now.Anons don't know this because they don't watch streams so they just repeat what some other threadreader told them.
>>18365994Ina will barely move at all when she's on stage.
Choco sending chills down my spine...it's a good feeling. Well done Choco-sen.
>>18366130Kanata did an entire stream where she pitch-corrected Choco's singing to not sound bad
>>18366080Blame the people who bullied her in school, it's probably part of the reason she became this way.
>>18366130Anon, if you can't hear the audio engineering that's going into this, you need to just accept that other people know better then you.
>>18366142https://twitter.com/takanashikiara/status/1492991554524430338
>>18366153>I*M SO ANGRY! HOW COULD YOU STEAL ALL MY SHEKELS?!
>>18366169kanataso...
>>18366132Pure sex. No one knew she had it in her all this time.
>>18366162You're trying too hard.I bet you also think that was Ame's natural voice in that Chuchu MV
>>18366142Fauna's schedule.
The idolfag in me is satisfied, thank you God for hololive
>>18366130Does someone have the clip of Choco singing Wakusei Loop? I can't find it anymore?
>>18365994>https://archive.nyafuu.org/vt/search/image/5BAfAy5OM_M-Yyxk6GZkrg/JESUS FUCKING CHRISTGRAB A ROPE ALREADY
UUUUUUWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
MY FUCKING DICK
Oh my.
Where can I get a Reine girlfriendhttps://twitter.com/kureijiollie/status/1493184480731086849?s=21
>>18366183OH FUCKYEAHHHH I thought you were joshing me but hell yeah monopoly streams!
UUUUUUUUUUWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA SEXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
DAKI SEX
UWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX
The right one is sex
>choco dakisold!
Now THAT is a dakimakura
UUUOOOOOOOOOHHHHHH
SUSAN AVERT YOUR VIRGIN EYES
>>18366198Nah, Ame just sucks.
>>18366198I mean that time she sang her original on Holotalk wasn't pre-recorded and it didn't sound bad.
Yamete Choco sen! Now the nip males would be satisfied from your sexy dakis and won't seek real women!
>>18366080>The highest tier of GFE>Asking the fans to send semen so she can do IVF and continue the bloodline
>>18366239Yeah, my cock
>A sexy daki and a ramen bowlthese are the 2 most important things to Choco
I will listen to Matsuri until night fever
>bowlYES
Why does every sentence from choco sound like moaning
>>18366235>using the wrong SEX format
>>18366183oh shit Flare holotalk
>>18366130You can't judge by produced contents. Everything is so edited, that you cant really tell who knows how to sing. You have to listen to live songs/karaoke or something unplugged etc.
Choco-sensei will never cook ramen for you
>>18366264because she always has a vibrating egg in
>>18366235Aaaand it's sold out.. Goddammit.
>>18366264That is how her voice is all the time
>other girls singing and making chocolates for their fans on this special day>my oshi will play with sausages
>That bowlChoco really wants a fucking husband and family.
>>18366177fucking kids, they don't know there're diamonds in from of them
>>18366258Sounds based to me. Carb load before sleeping for 30 hours.
>>18366279why even live
FUCK I OVERSLEPT, WHAT DID I MISS?
>>18366264She's naturally sexy
>>18366264Because she is constantly on the edge of orgasm.
>>18366210only one of those posts is me
>>18366258I want to marry her
>>18366259I'll allow it today
Twap.....
>>18366295>fucking kids
>>18366299Hololive Global talking about streams due to sexual attraction
UWAH
>>18366235>Already goneJESUS CHRIST
>>18366075>mamma mia I lost boardwalk>now yall better be payin rent to sheriff calli>I saw they had jojo monopoly and thought I might play it with my friends, well you guys are my friends but I mean my other friends>theres a shrek monopoly, no way I need to buy this>people say jump king is hard but this is way harder, no i love jump king though>I think we should get just a really big monopoly going on i could see if ironmouse and some other people want to play>*starts rapping about being in monopoly jail while everyone sits silent*
>>18366299a lot of SEX
>like milk chocolate>don't like dark chocolate>like banana cake and chocolate cake>don't like christmas cake or fruitcakeRate my tastes
>>18366153>Interrupts conversation with a bad british accent because Monopoly guy
>sold outAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>18366299Everything.
Whoa. Did I just get kissed by a sexy demon nurse?
>>18366305thanks to me
>secret classUWAAHHHH A PRIVATE CLASS WITH CHOCO
>>18366305wtf shes just like me!
>>18366075Because she would bitch when she starts losing and start mocking everyone for trying hard. Saying a board game like this is for kids while throwing a tantrum the whole time. This is why we don't even discuss her mario party collab with fauna, ina and sana. It was a disaster and everyone felt awkward about it
>>18366328It's preorders, anon. It probably hasn't started selling quite yet.
>>18366336is your oshi la+
>>18366284It's not sold out. Sales don't start for another 7 minutes.
NEW SONG?!
>>18366284>israelColour me impressed.
OPEN THE BORDERS KISHIDA
>>18366337https://youtu.be/kiCHbgg_YSUImagine.
>>18366336You are 8 yo
Secret class with Choco!
>>18366329>ruins imaginary collabs she isnt even part of
>>18366336ToT
Sex class, having sex with teacher bery bery hot
>>18366336Normal and baseline
I can't get enough of her hipswaying.
>>18366360
https://twitter.com/HaradaMiyuki_/status/1493163104401825799
>>18366279>She will never whisper in your ear that you're a good boy and promise a reward later
>>18366319You better come to Watame’s stream after Matuli is done
>>18366174>>18366155>>18366178Uh but it's a LIVE. Are you telling me this singing is pre-recorded? Likely story, anonchamas.
>>18366374...uoh?
It's not a bad song but few things annoy me more than cheap MIDI brass instruments.
I need the art that is behind Choco.
>>18366389I'm betting people will talk about Mori while they're still streaming for some reason.
>>18366370its not sold out, its just says that when its not available to buy yet
>>18366401I feel like she has done that in her ASMR already.
>>18366404
>>18366360I don't eat soap
>>18366329Kek.
So uhhh…Describe sex with Choco. Is it even worth it?
>>18366278Actually I go by her karaokes.
DO DON DO DON DON DONWHO'S THE SEXIEST VTUBER IN THE WORLD?!https://youtu.be/8Mr9iteEQqE
I stepped out to get food after the choco-boco segment. how's the bday live so far
Choco's breasts are obscene.
>>18366353I thought the Italiano schtick was funny and Fauna did too
>>18366401Every day is a new dissapointment
Chloe....why must you overlap the Peko/Noel asmr with your own. Just postpone it 30 minutes.
>>18366435That's not Towa
>>18366446wrong
>>18366075fuck off, cuck
I can't believe this happening really.
>>18366444I want to suck them dry. Yours too comet
>>18366329Wtf now I wish she had been part of the collab.
>>18366435
>>18366459WRONG!IT'S PEKO CHAN!
>>18366404You can actually do live pitch-correction with autotune, not that that's happening here
>>18366435I just realized where that Pekora is from
>>18366462to you maybe but oshi loved it
>>18366440Fun. Most of the singing is pretty well produced and the choreography has been good.
>>18366431you'll die from exhaustion
>>18366457Because then she will overlap with Fubuki.
>>18366435why is that DO DON DO DON DON DON so fucking catchy, how does peko do it?
>>18366446Fauna is biased. So am I, but bad bias can at least be half constructive.
>>18366476>WRONG
I miss Gura
This new song fits her theme and image more
>>18366431Listen to that screaming and tell me it's not.
Choco can swap between hot/sexy and just screaming lunatic pretty smoothly.
>>18366494Pekora used do don ga don don don
>>18366329wow it's just like I'm there
>>18366461t cuckdead
>>18366389she's unironically too powerfulI think even if she graduated people would still find ways to be mad about the ways she could've ruined all future collabs>man, imagine Calli was still around, she'd probably start talking about Jump King by this point
RATE IT
RATE THE LIVE
>the absolute amount of chuchu ASMR we'll get todaygod damn I'll be in heaven for hours
rat
https://youtu.be/9FTAlhZD8tMhttps://youtu.be/9FTAlhZD8tMHappy valentines retards
>>18366403I will. Watame will probably be extra cute today
RATE THE CONCERT
>>18366404it's a japanglish thinglive = concertif it's actually live broadcast, it would be called real-time delivery
https://youtu.be/_ngegyebfcE Iofi Drawinghttps://youtu.be/5y5lurjMrLI Matsuri Karaokehttps://youtu.be/8Mr9iteEQqE Peko Noel ASMRhttps://youtu.be/cU4oDDLhGcc Koyori Q&Ahttps://youtu.be/F2UNNen45H4 Towa Asmrhttps://youtu.be/y7izJsnA-nM Botan Rafthttps://youtu.be/zxBAmyNtcLw Subaru Sausage legends
The most based Valentines Day stream is about to begin: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zxBAmyNtcLwhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zxBAmyNtcLwhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zxBAmyNtcLw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ngegyebfcEyopi in minute!
https://youtube.com/watch?v=F2UNNen45H4Towa in 2 minutes...
https://twitter.com/lizhi3/status/1493192410285088770https://twitter.com/lizhi3/status/1493192410285088770https://twitter.com/lizhi3/status/1493192410285088770Those are some nice illustrations damn
>>18366183>monopoly collabI wish for everybody to bully the Tenchou.
>>18366537BASED DOGGO
>>18366537Finally some good fucking Korosan content
>>18366521Sexy Idol/10
>>18366570I'm dry/10
>>18366462No, those were statements of fact. If you do not find mamma mia pizza funny that sounds like a personal problem.
>>18366549I can't find Pekora sexy for some reason.
>>18366521SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
>>18366525Very fun. Robutts, Tit-squad, Subaru+Luna+Choco and Hag and of course Mel. Fun songs and fun choreography.
>>18366570Takeshi/10
>Irys calls me grandma nowwhy is she like this
>>18366521>>18366525>>18366540>>18366570UUUUUWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA/10
https://youtu.be/DSnFMCAUyF4Never forget
>>18366558>ears hiddenshe's learning
>Subaru playing with sausages on Valentine's Day
>>18366525SEX/10
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e-mI0HJr3VA
Way too many streams, but consider Matsuri! Love song karaoke today.
>>18366591She can hear your bones creak you old fart
>>18366498
>>18366485>can someone please escort this italian man out of here?she hated it.
>>18366521>>18366525My dick is floppy /10
>>18366553iofi's loading screen is very annoying!
>>18366521>>18366525>>18366540>>18366570very choco
>>18366558Looks great
>>18366594Classic baqua.
>12:01LATE RABBITNAKED DOGEZA TO APOLOGISE
>>18366183Which version of Monopoly will they play, I wonderIf Kiara hosts do they get the Austrian version and fight over who gets to buy Rheinstrasse
>>18366598kek
there are too many good streams to watch at 23:00 jst
>>18366605Better then her plaything with cat with Luna. She need to un gay here.
She promised...
>>18366558>macaron for reineshe knows her daughter well
>>18365994>They hire professional dancers to perform simple choreography>They edit mistakes into the MMDs afterwards>They force Holos to take breaks for "recording"https://files.catbox.moe/n7qtwm.png
>>18366594I'm glad Aqua is back to being the dumb cute idol.
>>18366431>She's always in control>She denies your orgasm to save it for nakadashi>When she starts riding you, she loses her compusure and starts begging you to unleash inside of her by whispering in your ear>you're a dehydrated mummy by the time she's done with you, but she eagerly nurses you back to health
>open Matsuri stream>Matsuri cute>kiss the screen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e-mI0HJr3VAYou just listened to it, now listen again!
>>18366435UWAAAAAAAAAAH SEXO
>>18366444More like ibscenebecause I be seeing them
>>18366653Hard to keep a promise when that was a different VA
>>18366605Yea, me
>>18366435why isn't it starting?
>everyone else is doing ASMR>sheep doing her Night Fever
>>18366594This is a legitimately a autistic girl. People should feel bad about lewding her.
Man, Yopi is being cute!
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/96248007Holy sex
Bratty rabbit, she's late for the sex!
I'm listening to pegor asmr. Joshu-kuns, please keep us posted.
>secret classIt's a webtoon
>>18366667Nice try Nijinigger, reply to yourself more why don’t you
Can someone tell me who to watch
>>18366605https://files.catbox.moe/d4w82o.webm
>>18366435>Pekora use coombaiting thumbnail now
>>18366711Girls being retarded just makes them cuter
Peko has prop art for literally fucking everything she does, huh?
>>18366729Towa
I hear a duck
>>18366729Pekora and Noel
Relaxing to Pekora's soothing ASMR voice
>>18366117>>18366075>lands on Kiara's Park Place with a hotel and can't afford to pay the rent>sells all her fifteen properties to Gura for $1 so Kiara gets nothing>"Your Boy is not good at Capitalism"
>>18366619When you have difficulty reading social queues, that's usually autism yeah?
Is this song about Choco seducing her students? That's illegal.
>>18366736she's finally embracing her sex appeal or it's a meme asmr
>>18366700If they sound the same, can you really say they're different? Little food for thought.
>>18366729Towa ASMR
>>18366709And Korone is going to be slapping her bongoes playing Donkey Konga.
>>18366729Depends on what you wantSexy? Pekora and Noel ASMR once in a lifetime eventFunny? Subaru is playing with her male viewers' sausagesSinging? Matsuri of course.
>>18366594pic origin?
>>18366772The one saving grace is that probably won't go full commie, probably.
jesas Pekora's voice is fucked lately
towa will never learn to mute intro in asmrs
peko sex
THEY DIED AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH
Would you kiss this menhera?
btw, me on the bottom
>en] today... finally! That day is here!>[en] Yes!!! Sausage Legend 2's release day!>[en] I have waited for this forever!The most important event of the day!
>>18366821Yes
Hmm, say, did fumihiko draw this?
>>18366709SHUBA
Twappi isn't great at this. Also my ears are fucked.
Towa you fuck. I'm almost deaf after that
>>18366829bed-chama...
>Dota 2 pro>Only 500 hours
FUCKING TOWA
>>18366806>latelyher voice problems are a year+ in the making
>>18366075>Kiara, Ina, Gura and FaunaOh godI just realized it's a group that would actually have things to say about capitalism
Sometimes La+ sounds like Shion when she sings and it scares me.
>>18366757Whats 5ch opinion on Watame?
>>18366619you need to touch grass and make friends
>>18366758>>18366795I regret listening, my ears are fucked
>>18366839No
I feel like I'm losing out today with all these ASMR streams when I'm not really into ASMR.
SEEEEEEEEEEEEEXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
>>18366709Sheep knows what we want. Wonder if she's gonna do her favorite songs or if it's gonna be love songs?
MY GOD
>>18366790But also hot!
I think listening to this Towa ASMR is too dangerous. I like her voice, but I don't want to fuck over my ears
yabe
https://twitter.com/Parsley_F/status/1493057320078639104
>Matsui is streaming>I can always count on Matsuri to be alone on couple holidays and stream something for me to watchBased Matsuri.
>- [EN] So for people who are misunderstanding the title, this is last Senin Pdoruktif FOR MV MV>- [EN] And after this we are gonna be back to gacha title>- [EN] yeah me singing again, me afraidYopi...
Giving me flashbacks to Ame's first attempt at candy tasting asmr
where were teachers like this when i was in school?
>>18366665Of course she does.
gura is dying right?
>>18366919In the secret class. You did get to go to the secret class, right?
>>18366919probably in jail, mine were boring and just sold crack
>>18366893Me at the bottom
>Botan baits me with a chocolate making thumbnail>It's RaftI WILL NOT WATCH YOUR SURVIVAL SANDBOX GAMES
Isn't Choco's new MV basically a cry for someone to come and bed her already?
https://twitter.com/mituk1/status/1493170860563132418
>>18366929yeah, me
https://twitter.com/akaihaato/status/1493177336174616578?t=IDVe_H9-T2ZZHYXP0vCGqg&s=19What the fuck is this??Just looking at this hurts...
>>18366898Parsley you are a God.My dick will pierce the core of Earth and come out in Japan to fuck Chloe
These four did a great cover of the songhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9nD7aQ_cKAM
>>18366893>>18366885YOUTUBE DONT LOOK
>>18366295diamonds = my dick
>>18366929Dying to stream for her chumbies!
I'm gonna have sex with twap
this sounds like standard towa asmr
>>18366941It literally says raft in fucking English there bro.
>>18366720Koyori is designing the perfect girl in her laboratory, based on over 10,000 survey responses
>>18366942yes, so heed the call anon, and book those tickets already
>>18366893Yeah, me.
>>18366929no, she is cucking her chumbuds...
I have shubas volume at minimum and iofi's at max and the subaru is still louder
>>18366850Divine is like top 1% so that's pretty good. Similar to Aqua's Apex Masters, especially if she did it solo que and wasn't carried in a party.
>>18366929Everyone is excited about the monopoly collab meanwhile if she doesn't show signs of life today it will become obvious that she's hospitalized and won't be able to attend
>>18366942you better do your rep and marry her anon
>>18366558Uhh, Anya's mouth looks kinda sexy desu
>>18366731what a whore
>Bunch of Valentines karaoke/ASMR sessions going on and coming up>Lui: I will play ARK instead.
This Sausage Legend 2 is like the Doom Eternal to Sausage Legend's Doom 2016...
>>18366987The thumbnail is bait. She said she was 2.5k mmr
That's right you little slut bunny, whisper in my ears more!
so are bikini streams confirmed for twitch?
Sweet Magic! Matsuri covered this one with Shion in March 2019.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z2pWWKSPofA
Fucking hell Pekora
>>18366254How many people would legit want to do IVF with Flare and Noels being the moms?
>>18366177Yeah, at that age, girls are fucking brutal with each other.
>>18366974That sounds fun
>1st Long straight>2nd Bob cut straight>3rd Short
>>18366987She wasn't divine....
CAM ON PEGOR START THE FACKIN ASMR
Towa crunchy
testing something
>>18367026An obscene amount, me too and i'm not even a hardcore fan of them.
towa...
>>18367007Oh, nevermind. She was a shitter and probably a Pudge spammer.
>>18367004>Lui: I will play ARK instead.https://youtu.be/6fzTtX8tlCoThis why no one wants love advice for from you Lui and why you don't have a boyfriends.
damn cunny rabbit
>>18367021wtf I love twitch now
>>18366080I don't know why there's so much desperation, it's not like humanity needs that much more people. However that's going to be a thing for lesbians couples very soon.
I refuse to get a boner from that dumb rabbit
I want to see Peko and Noel kiss!
>>18366987>>18366850You're getting baited by a clipnigger, anonchamas.
>>18366974So far she has a ponytail
>>18367023>Somehow the artist made Shion into more of a loli.I don't even know what to say.
https://twitter.com/moricalliope/status/1493161210488889344
>>18366979yeah, with Ame
>>18367102I'm not giving him views, so not really working out for him then.
Matsuri’s singing is so adorable
Towa what was that voice
Pekora is incapable of being sexy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9FTAlhZD8tMNice game choice from Koro-san, as per usual.
Pecer sure has come a long way huh
>>18367026A LOT of people, me included.I would even do it for free
Towa tries her best to make people not watch her...
>>18366919Seducing the cute students
I like it when Pekora's eyes blink independently of each other like a chameleon
I think Pekora FUCKING SUCKS at this
Towa crunch
SAVE THOSE CLAPPING SOUNDS
>>18367140Pekora is graduating from being a children's hero into an adult's hero
>>18366729don't watch anything
not so hard you damn rabbit
I am amused by the pekonoel ASMR collab, but not very aroused
>>18367073Imagine just collecting it all in one 55 gallon drum and then letting chance pick the victors...
>>18367156I don't think the ASMR has really begun yet? This is just a zatsudan and they whispered once or twice
>>18367148I'm sure one person is watching her.
THERE ARE TOO MANY STREAMS. MY THREE FAVORITE JPS ARE ALL GOING TO BE STREAMING AT THE SAME TIME. HOW THE FUCK DO I DEAL WITH THIS?
>>18367086She can date me for expirience, once I'm allowed into Japan.
>>18367181It's only been 15 minutes, hold the line
What the fuck, Towa is pretty good at this
>>18367202Multiview is a thing.
Matsuri English is very cute
Ame singing in japanese sounds like a literal child.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sBSF64t-RpsThis will be the best one, she collected a ton of embarrassing and loveydovey lines from her members for this
>>18367212if you think so, check her last member asmr and the upcoming one!
>>18367202It's even worse when you have JP indies who you like. There's like 6 karaokes tonight that I want to listen to.
I haven't chubbed all day and the rabbit is doing it
>>18367212It's more like she's just naturally SO FUCKING CUTE AND ADORABLE AAAAAAAAAHHH
Aloe...
>>18367086>So your experienced then?Her face changing to such a devastated look so fast when someone asked that says all you need to know.
Pekora is so bad a this
>>18366537fuck gfe all my homies love donkey konga
How are you anons getting boners from ASMR? Do I need some fancy headset to achieve that?
Pekor...
>>18367262I know, that is why i tuned in.
>Botan valentine's stream>She's just play Raft>Lui valentine's stream>She's just playing ARKUmmm bros, are they...?
I think all these great streams happening at the same time SUCKS!
>>18367275you might be gay anon
>>18367275>bonersfuck off, tinglelet
>>18367275? just put your earphones close to your prostate
>>18367233I can't believe i'm gonna miss this one live... fuck me
God i want to impregnate Towas butt hole
>>18366537Holly Based Korosan
Towa love!
i will fuck subaru with my sausage
now let's wait for the part where she goes too lewd and gets embarrassed...
Peko has zero sex appeal, she's like a looney toons character
>>1836727590% are doing it for the memes now and only a few actually does it right. especially for the ero ones. you really need to feel that tingle in your bones
>>18366979>https://archive.nyafuu.org/vt/search/filename/1644030594845%20%282%29/heh
Pekora is so unsexy it's kinda impressive.
>>18364682Did anyone find this background img? i couldnt find it on any of the linked twitters.I think its Fumuhiko but its not on their twitter or pixiv.
>pekora and noel getting competitivewhen do they start undressing and licking the mic?
>>18367233i want to fuck her brains out
>>18367225
Noel-sensei is leading Pekora down the wrong but right path...
Noel sensei...
>>18367323>Peko has zero sex appeal
>Towa whipping out the creamNice
>Want to watch Mori's stream>Korosan suddenly comes out with a fucking donkey konga streamUmmmm ok. Sorry mori
Pekora's shitty uncared for voice is really not doing it for me. I can really feel the strain. she unironically needs a months rest
>>18366537Based Korosan shitting on whores who use valentine's as an excuse to do gfe asmrs and then go and have sex with their boyfriend when they're done
>>18367336Just wait until they will compete which hearbeat is the strongest.
>>18367288Hags who've given up on love
>>18367364I can't blame you for that one
Guys, ASMR isn't porn, it doesn't need to be sexy...
Noel's doing woodwork on my ears!
>>18367288Playing survival games? Yeah
>>18367255I mean, she can hardly admit to that as an idol vtuber, now can she?
>Towa actually making me have the tingleswhat the fuck when did this dork got good
>>18367335If it's brand new then he'll probably post it in a day or two.
>>18367389To be fair Lui picked up two kids randomly at least
Pekora trying to be sexy isnt sexy. Pekora being normal is.Every time I see and hear her I just get an URGE, and I do mean URGE to breed the everloving fuck out of this stupid rabbit
You're in my kingdom now.
I wonder what peko genuinely thinks of noels cowtits
>>18367323>looney toonsBoy, lemme tell you about this character named Lola Bunny
>>18367338Brains?
https://twitter.com/lizhi3/status/1493194981741588482?s=21>She would probably say, “buy your own chocolate”Why is Anya such a bitch bros
towa.... this sucks
Imagine if Towa actually did this more often.
>>18367417It's not about getting good retard there's just literally just a set of triggers that work on differently from person to person there's literally fucking nothing to get good at with ASMR.
>>18367450have you seen her?
wtf towa
Noel sensei teach her to lick the ears next please
>>18367395that's what you get for indulging your weird tingle thing in public. now the coomers know about it.
>>18367472Buy memba
I miss the days JPs would read English messages in chat…
Towa???
towa i will spank you for making this so short.
>>18367487Subaru does it occasionally
>- [EN] Oh yeah, i got something to say>- [EN] How should i say this, just listen i guess>- [EN] I posted that valentine art to FB right? And you know how Halu FB people are>- [EN] And then there's this one person who got replied by me where i say "Thanks dear~" and then people hate reacted that reply lmao>- [EN] Like idk, just halu, maybe you can get replied too>- [EN] I dont care, maybe you can get noticed like that person lmao>- [EN] Yeah many are being jealous and hate reacted that reply, it feels like seeing a bar fight>- [EN] I like this tho, i like this bar fight lmao>- [EN] it's fine to be halu, maybe you'd get noticed too, so yeah thanks for coming to my ted talk Iofi...
>>18367275>bonersI don't unless I am vibing to some ear licking or blowjob asmr, and Hololive isn't the place to look for that.
>>18367450>I will never find a girl like Anya to look down on me while eating the chocolate she was supposed to give to me
>>18367463Why do people insist on being so completely and utterly fucking wrong about ASMR while being totally convinced of the correctness of their opinionThere is no other topic that invites such confident retardation
>>18367447Orca's brains
>Many girls doing ASMR or lovey-dovey streams>Korone plays fucking Donkey Konga on Valentine's Dayhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9FTAlhZD8tMI fucking love this dog.
As I suspected, my oshi isn't streaming today. She hasn't even tweeted anything today.
I love Matsuri
>>18367111SHE CARES
>Sex from one side>Unsexy meme rabbit from the other
>>18367515>Not thinking that donkey konga is ASMR
>>18367288taken? yes, by me
>>18367487I've got just the Holo for you. Lui and Chloe as well.
>>18367505Am I understanding this right that she's directly telling her viewers to be schizos so they can get (You)s
>>18367514looks like a metroid
>>18367514hot
>he's not watching suhuba play with her sausage
>>18367521
j**didn't read past 3 daysDID FANDEAD, DEADBEATS AND TATSUNOKOS TURN INTO ONIGIRYAS YET?
>>18367505iofi is extremely based
Blueballed by Towa of all people...
WTF TOWAFUCK YOU YOU STUPID PURPLE CUNTI'M GONNA RAPE YOU
>>18367521The fuck you're talking about? FBK is about to do a twitter space ASMRhttps://twitter.com/shirakamifubuki/status/1493195151174344705
>>18367534>Unsexy
>>18367487Marine still does it in broken English
>>18367515>konga = conga = conga line = touching other people from behind = sex>donkey = hung like a horse = promiscuous animal that even fucks dragons = sexyou think you're so safe, yet you're blind to the threat in front of your eyes
>>18367515Wait, is this the one where you play on the bongo controllers?
Fucking LOL PEKO
peko is stabbing my ears
Fuck stop doing that Pekora or Noel it kind of hurts
>>18367552The last chuuba is in captivity. The galaxy is at peace.
I don't get it. Choco's ASMR yesterday made me hard enough to masturbate but this Noel/Peko stream is garbage and not doing anything for me.
I want Pekora to get good at this so i can get regular ASMR where she threatens me.
>>18367595Yes it's going to be fucking kino
>>18367585Yes, she is like Aqua from konosuba. Her design can be sexy, but she is so fucking unsexy herself that I can't find her sexy.
Why are you flicking my ear pekora?
>/hlgg/ talking about streams for more than 30 minutesWhat the FUCKcomicanon, prease
Cooking is my trigger...
>>18367572...why would they?
>>18367323Not even a furry but I would fuck Lola Bunny tho
>>18367613Pekora is an absolute void of sexiness, to the extent that she can negate the presence of Noel
>>18367521Does it count if my oshi is streaming as her roommate tonight?
>>18367613Peko is just a huge debuff for anything sexy.
>>18367487watch sheep and subaru. they also fully understands it
>>18367551I believe she's telling them to be gachikoi on social media because she likes it and replies to it
>>18367572No, but Okayu is cute.
Cutting board bros...
>>18367616>Not wanting to rape correct the shit out of Aqua
>>18367625AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH IM GOING TO TIMELOOPPPPPPP
Chloehttps://youtu.be/sBSF64t-Rpshttps://youtu.be/sBSF64t-Rpshttps://youtu.be/sBSF64t-Rps
>>18367572>TATSUNOKOSFat fucking chance dumbassKiryu kai is forever
When I woke up this morning I never imagined that I'd be masturbating to pekonoel
Why is Pekora chopping my ears?
Iofi's orisong is going to be in Japanese...
>>18367656I don't want to stick my dick in Aqua, too much of a hassle
>>18367669How the fuck are you masturbating to ear torture?
>>18367669Really? you did not?
this actually feels good peko
I love Matsuri’s singing so much
>>18367656you can't correct retardation with your dick anon
>>18367613It's a literal ASMR class for a complete rookie
Can't really listen to karaoke and ASMR at the same time
>>18366570God I want to smother myself to death in her booba
>>18367676Marvelous.It could have been indonesian
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sBSF64t-Rps
I'm no longer Chumbud, I'll be back when EN3 or ID3 get announced and hopefully I could find someone
>>18367613I can't fap to ASMR unless it's straight up JOI
>>18367645I don't think I even need to confirm my guess as to who your oshi is.
wamy
>>18367641the forbidden acronym: GFE
My oshi doesn't have a boyfriend and I wil forever remain her true and only lover.
>>18367669>zatsudan asmre?
>>18367743what value does it hold if it's not my oshi?
This is weird it's pleasing in one ear and almost painful in the other.
>>18367709>Can't correct it>Keep raping till she's correctedI literally don't lose
I can't stop being horny after the Choco live, I've had a resting heart rate of 110 now since her bday live started and her new MV doesn't help i think i will die
>>18367736I'm just as surprised as you that she's doing anything, but it should be fun watching her whale on her own merch with friends.
>>18367728You could stand to learn a few things from 35P about dealing with your oshi being off sick
>>18367708Deriheru is always nice to listen to
A DEADBEAT SAUSAGE
>>18367750My oshi is married (to me) and fuck her female friend as she pleases, I love her.
>>18367773Masturbate maybe?
>>18367772rape until death isn't a correction
Mori wouldn't do GFE, right?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X6zqDeW_SGk
I'm not getting that famed tingle from the head to the spine. My ears just kind of itchy now.
THEY HAVE BROUGHT OUT THE LIQUID
>>18367664Based.
shut the fuck up peko and just do it hahahahaha
lmao pekora
https://twitter.com/hakosbaelz/status/1493201783325626372https://twitter.com/hakosbaelz/status/1493201783325626372https://twitter.com/hakosbaelz/status/1493201783325626372THEY ARE
>>18367764You can only decide if she is good enough to be your oshi after tasting it.
>Noel: Well whether we're ban or not depend on your skillskek that's savage Noel
actually Pekors pussy
i keep thinking noels chair is her massive body/shoulders every time i look at the stream again
Peko has succeeded in arousing me.
feels like something is grinding my brain AAAAAAAAA
>>18367625>spoilerThe watamate and Matsurisu sitting there watching the stream together, various fanbases watching the ASMR with the different comments on it, and a couple guys still having PSSD (post sex stress disorder) from Choco’s live…I wish I could draw
>>18367825then I'm good
>>18367855there's no sounds right now anon
Peko has succeeded in unarousing me after Choco
>>18367779>oshi
>>18367872wtf wtf wtf
The way her voice comes from above really makes it sound like she's rubbing her crotch on the ear
is that ringing my ear or the mic?!
https://twitter.com/shirakamifubuki/status/1493202517286879234Surprise Foobs Twitter Space!
>>18367225UOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
So I haven't been able to keep up with holos on account of imminent Russian invasion, what did I miss over the last five days or so?
>>18367915>Falling for this>After rushia
>>18367773https://files.catbox.moe/f2y0rm.mp3gaman means hold updekinai means the absolute state of your repsotona means grown uptsukinai means your romantic life
>>18367926Foobers...
wait my ear is actually ringing I thought it was the mic but I still hear it after removing my headphones what did you do Noel WTF?!?!?!
>>18367515Uhh, anon?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=68JQtxTzjqc&list=PLgnAWafHeYrGjrcXo18XR4kQ5p9oXPahn
>How do you like your vulvas?
Chocolate Disco, apparently a Jojo song?
>>18367946“S… Stop enjoying Hololive! please! I cant take you enjoying Hololive!!!”No.
>>18367926>surpriseNigger she literally tweeted that she was doing it
>en]Pekora: I Thought ASMR didn't use stamina but it doesKek
>>18367946I fell for that before Rushia thank you very much
>>18367937>imminent Russian invasionWhy is she trying to break into your house?
>nail tapping and calling me bakatowa, im going to die
>>18367946back you go>>18312599
>>18367956Anon got tinnitus...
>>18367572Not yet. Don't worry, they'll fall eventually.
AAAAAHHHH CHLOEE
>>18368000Chaama please
>>18367971Maximum puff I like that shit yo look like a sideways cheeseburger
>>18367937I hope you're not a haaton
peko just swallowed the mic
Here is the number of gagged holos art (including webm) I have in my folderAki 3Ame 13Ankimo 1Anya 4Aqua 22Ayame 6Bae 1Botan 3Choco 5Chloe 14Coco 10Echo 2Fauna 2Flare 5Fubuki 36Gura 27Haachama 12Iofi 1Ina 6Iroha 3IRyS 1Kanata 6Kiara 7Korone 12Koyori 1Kronii 3Lamy 9Laplus 3Lui 1Luna 4Marine 47Matsuri 13Mel 7Miko 5Mio 9Mori 18Mumei 4Nene 5Noel 14Okayu 13Ollie 3Pekora 15Reine 1Risu 4Rushia 13Shion 6Sora 9Subaru 5Suisei 47Towa 6Watame 5Link to the folderhttps://mega.nz/folder/5tg20KTR#tv_cJVAYWvlAmQkMCXE23g
>>18367971Medium
>>18368010yeah it's been a few minutes it's still going in my right ear
>>18368036>Marine 47>Suisei 47Holy shit so many of just those two
>>18367998>doing a slow meticulous process while that you also need your momentum to be at 100%last i've heard the actual serious ones feels like you're doing surgery
Noel sounds like an experienced prostitute teaching Pekora how to sex with costumers.
>>18368036Fascinating.Thanks for sharing.
God I can't stand mouth or eating noises...
Less than 20 minutes to Watame night fever!!!!YOU BETTER FUCKING WATCH IT
>>18367971puffy
>>18368036>no Roboco
>noel gently scolding pekora for raising her voiceI wish she was my mummy
>>18368036post the most rarest
[Bad News] The translator for the PekoNoel stream has become too horny to type properly
What's your oshi's excuse for not streaming today?
J*u, did Sana actually stream?
>>18368146rorurumao
>>18368137>ISRAELRumao
>>18368099Nah
>>18368146Off topic
>>18368137cut him some slack he's typing with one hand on his index finger
>>18368137Good news. ASMR doesn't need a translator and breaks immersion
>>18368146not yet
>>18368143She is streaming in 15 minutes though?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TzKpR4IHv8Ihttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TzKpR4IHv8Ihttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TzKpR4IHv8I!!!It's not ASMR like she promised but I'll take it
>>18368099I will watch the VOD, there's too many things going on tonight. Sorry, Watame.
>>18368075>doing a slow meticulous process while that you also need your momentum to be at 100%I mean ya this is same as doing surgery, but also being in surgery standing for X amount of hours is what really get's you if I'm being honest. Shit can take the life out of if it lasts for too long.
https://youtu.be/blLDxuA9wVU?t=4355What did she mean by this!?
I hope they don't do heartbeat. that shit fucking freaks me out its like im having an anxiety whilst drowning
does Fauna membership have any more ku100 asmr streams??? I need more of anyone who speaks english and has a KU100. I will member immediately if she does
>>18368174According to my watch she has literally 15 minutes before it is no longer Valentine's Day in her time zone
>>18368160What the fuck
I hate the Raft arc, it's absolutely Daft. Makes me want to beat the developer even before they had a draft. And I understand that the novelty is it's watercraft. Maybe even it's woodcraft. But I'd rather they play Wacraft.
>>18368221meds
>>18368222I know a 2view who does that, if you're interested
>- [EN] I forgot this part>- [EN] Gonna erase all these excess colors>- [EN] You know, you know, you know, i uhhh...welll.....umm.... (WHAT)>- [EN] What was it...wait, my JP is kinda error>- [EN] Oh yeah, so about the bathroom, i want to do karaoke from bathroom>- [EN] Lately....idk why,but my brain is lagging>- [EN] is my brain lacking in ram>- [EN] maybe i need more ram for my brain>- [EN] My memory brain needs to be upgraded>- [EN] MY AGE? EXCUSE ME??>- [EN] AGE???? AGEE?????>- [EN] You guys, i swear to god>- [EN] It's not because of my old age>- [EN] Age.....what are you guys saying. WHAT? WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT THERE?>- [EN] I AM NOT THAT OLD>- [EN] I AM STILL CUTE AND ENERGETIC>- [EN] Oh okay i need to erase that part>- [EN] Where else....let's see>- [EN] My heart is fine, but when i see ikemen? IT STOPPED>- [EN] But seriously, when you see a character in anime that found an ikemen/bishoujo, their heart skipped a beat>- [EN] Like i thought it was just an exaggeration from anime/games, but there's this ikemen from my visual novel and i was like "KYUN">- [EN] "heart attack" Wow it got dark>- [EN] I felt that, ONCE
>>18368222She has one from what i remember.
>>18367971
>>18368233Why the fuck are the british like this?
>>18367515Gotta have the best valentine's day with my gorila dog
ARE YOU READY???https://youtu.be/ZD29hbaAUP0https://youtu.be/ZD29hbaAUP0https://youtu.be/ZD29hbaAUP0
>>18368233Get ready for your stream mori.
>>18368108I trust she'll get one gagged art eventually... Even if she doesn't need it
>>18368222not yetjoin anyway
>>18368222Yeah there's like 2 you can probably still cop over on /t/
has anyone tried dildo ASMR? Like you embed a mic in a dildo
https://youtu.be/tDYOcP7AVTQSOON
>>18368246There's like 8 streams going on, anon. Which of the various hags is this from?
>>18368244there is no way a 2view can afford a ku100 anon. I have ascended from the peasant 3dio ears
ohhhh i love that sustained vibrating thing pressing on the ear. Wamy extremely does that well
>>18368069I'm pretty sure 30 of those Suisei ones are from the same artist. They decided to do a month of gagged Suisei which massively boosted her numbers.
remember, if your oshi doesn't stream today, you know why
Where is Ayame's Valentine's Day stream bros...
>>18368292The one with gray hair!
>Mori moved her #JustMori stream to actual Valentine’s DayWhat the fuck, I’m dropping her as my Oshi
Perfume??
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0EKPu2sEpJ8thoughts?
>>18368222There are some ASMR members only but they're not with the KU100
>>18368297Drat
>>18367962I always liked this one.
>>18368287>Goes away for ages>Comes back with a standard ass karaoke
>>18368301yeah winter sickness
These high end ASMR mics are crazy good
>>18368301even if she streams it does not mean anything.My oshi will stream today and she has a boyfriend, me
>>18368287Marine, Korosan and Watame streaming all at once is real bullshit. And then Okayu is gonna have sex with me too.
Noel PLEASE, i keep thinking something fell behind me
>>18368277they are with the 3dio, anon asked for the new mic
>>18368301she is slurping on my cock while i watch her coworkers streams
Towa dropping food and laughing about it...
>>18368301she's recovering from the coof!
>>18368309Button doesn't normally have a translator. Neat.
>>18368315It always was, she's just retarded
>>18368250>>18368277These are with the 3dio she has only done the two public with the ku100 so far
>>18368301If your oshi doesn’t stream ANY DAY OF THE YEAR, or if she streams in ANY DAY OF YEAR, that’s a sign shes having sex with her 507 boyfriends*goes on to describe in detail how she’s being creampied*You are the cuck!
>>18368281H-tubers do it all the time
>>18368330I miss her karaoke, I kinda wanted it more then anything.
>>18368281Yes, actually sucking a dildo has been done
>>18368203Yeah, mine.And by mine, I mean the shopping hall. That is mine.
>>18368335>February>winter?????
>>18368281Tons of lewdASMR streamers do stuff close to that, but you aren't gonna find it on youtube.You will have to delve into fanbox/FC2 for them.
>>18368301chumkeks....sanawhos......
I really want to cook some sausages
HOLD ON TO YOUR SEAT-BELTS WE'RE GOING OVERDRIVE
>>18368369i could swear i remember her testing it out, but i might just be off my meds
Pekora...you need to do longer breaths...
>>18368353Not that one, the one that paints!
>foobs blueballing from twitterspacejesas she's brutal
>>18368365
wtfthe UOOOHHHH posters are just the loud minority attention: this is a joke, this is not what this poal is about
>>18368246I see someone else is watching Yopi. Shame about the English singing.
>>18368412I didn't know Noel was artistic.
>>18368301amanekanatach... my poor amanekanatach...
>>18368315>streamdon't worry deadbeat, it won't be a stream
Is pekora pretending to be bad?I remember a catbox/soundpost here where she did a way better job, and it is over a year old
>>18368281I heard a certain someone dislocated their jaw like that
>>18368424>loudit is in their nature
here comes the cream, jesus this feels great
P-san trying to be sex arouses me
https://twitter.com/takanashikiara/status/1493206169447542784https://twitter.com/takanashikiara/status/1493206169447542784https://twitter.com/takanashikiara/status/1493206169447542784
https://twitter.com/takanashikiara/status/1493206169447542784https://twitter.com/takanashikiara/status/1493206169447542784https://twitter.com/takanashikiara/status/1493206169447542784https://twitter.com/takanashikiara/status/1493206169447542784https://twitter.com/takanashikiara/status/1493206169447542784
>>18368337Yeah, KU-100s are exceptionally good and are probably the best ASMR mic in the industry but they're also ridiculously expensive.Between 8k$ to 10k$ for a single one and Noel got like 3 or 4 of them.
>>18368281if you do your archive reps, you can find a mega folder of lewd unarchived asmrs
>>18368441You don't have to worry, she's super fucking gay
jesas pekor
GO MATSULI GOGOD I WANT TO FUCK THIS MENHERA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1SkkXj5rhqoSuzy cooking stream?
>>18368461>>18368463Not a ship
Do you love your oshi enough to let her kill you?
>>18368461>>18368463
>>18368400yes brazil chama winter
>>18368315The only stream Mori can get right is a stream of bad luck
>>18368461>>18368463SHE'S AWAKE
>>18368461>>18368463not a ship btw
>Translation for the questions translated>Answers are notKoyoyo...I don't want to do reps...
i want subaru's meaty girlsausage...
>>18368461>>18368463She's just like me...
what is this body type called?
>>18368452
>>18368464Noel is unironically smarter then the average Holo since she understands that the cost of missing a stream from tech issues is higher then the price of having spares.
Cute orca maid ASMR
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OTEZi88c6dchttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OTEZi88c6dcplease watch it
>>18368461Not a ship btw
Pekora your tiny tiny lungs..
>>18367950Once I finish my degree I'll focus more on my reps
>>18368444Bet.
YOU WILL WATCH WATAME NIGHT FEVER
>>18368461>>18368463Kiara is the only teamate I want to have sex with
>my oshi spends valentines day boxing and playing donkey kongaLiterally perfect woman
>>18368281There's A LOT of AVtubers, even Youtube (they're regularly getting banned and creating new YT accounts, though)
>>18368365>my laptop is set to PST time LMAOWhy?
>>18368475cope
Matsuri loves me
Peko doesn't know how to breathe
The things Noel are saying to Pekora are more horny than the ASMR itself holy shit
>>18368410I recall there was such as stream as well but there's nothing on nyaaPull ya damn weight paying saplings
https://youtu.be/9FTAlhZD8tM Korone Donkey Konghttps://youtu.be/ZD29hbaAUP0 Watame Karaokehttps://youtu.be/1SkkXj5rhqo Suisei Cookinghttps://youtu.be/200rZVjbW4s Sora Valentineshttps://youtu.be/3M1_kxvVvmw Lui Arkhttps://youtu.be/DZMRqPdDbwo Miyabi Return streamhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OTEZi88c6dc Ollie Ruuko coverhttps://youtu.be/tDYOcP7AVTQ Marine Karaokehttps://youtu.be/X6zqDeW_SGk Mori Return Streamhttps://youtu.be/P4MJWJ1f92k Fubuki Members ASMRhttps://youtu.be/SgrTE3ewfjQ Mio Membershttps://youtu.be/yEqTkG-w2X0 Lamy Members
>>18368505Noel also is the richest person besides the bird in Hololive.
>>18368036>Suisei 47i miss holofightz
>>18368525Because she'll be using it whenever she visits her family in the future.
pekora...
Pogora... your breathing reps...
>>18368543>being a Chloe anti
>>18368446the top tier mics, of which the KU100 is the absolute peak, will pick up and reveal every single minor flaw in your performance.If you dont have a certain level of understanding and skill it can make it worse than a far cheaper mic because of this.
2 hrs left of valentines in jp and no ruchan updates...
https://twitter.com/omarupolka/status/1493206972447207428Polka is enjoying this ASMR collab.
>>18368543BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE
>>18368543All of these good streams at the same time AHhhhhhhhhhh
>>18368544It's like the two things are related.
>>18368556You can just change the locale whenever you want...
>>18368461>>18368463Guys, I'm a very slow & dense person, but I think this one is real...
>>18368461>>18368463I withhold my THEY ARE remark until Ame replies to that tweet
if Pekora dropped her rabbit voice for just 5seconds i would explode
>>18368543I will watch Sora Valentines stream.
Yeeeessss Pekora, more like this
Mori gosling stream in 5 mins
>>18368544Which bird? I think most of the birds have it good
https://youtu.be/ZD29hbaAUP0https://youtu.be/ZD29hbaAUP0https://youtu.be/ZD29hbaAUP05 MINUTES TO WATAME NIGHT FEVERBE THERE OR BE SHOT
>>18368543chloefriend is gonna kill you
>>18368594Reine I imagine.
>>18368533Flare was talking about Noel being way too horny lately
>your oshi>first crush?
>>18368543missinghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oIswUjNNnGE
Suiseihttps://youtu.be/isWg_y0m7lkhttps://youtu.be/isWg_y0m7lkhttps://youtu.be/isWg_y0m7lk
>>18368543Wish i was Yukimin, i bet that stream will be good.
>>18368595shut up we're cooming to Pekora
>>18368594I think he means Reine, who might be less wealthy than he assumes
>Mori doinga DDLC spoofWhy is Mori stealing Ame's forma da S*ch*owo ideas?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1SkkXj5rhqohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1SkkXj5rhqohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1SkkXj5rhqowatch boyshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tDYOcP7AVTQhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tDYOcP7AVTQhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tDYOcP7AVTQwatch hagshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X6zqDeW_SGkhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X6zqDeW_SGkhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X6zqDeW_SGkwatch dumbfucks
I hate primetimes. Especially tonight. Simply too many streams pop off at once.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2MDJhYdiioY>playing ARK on Valentine'sBased
>Long straight haircut>Black hair color>Onee-san blouse and long skirt>Cute pink makeup (e.g. not as far as the "red lipstick" look, further than the "nude or near-nude" look)>No glasses (with 72% of the vote, get fucked Fubuki)>Knee high socks (thin tights very close 2nd, barefoot close 3rd)>"Slightly puffy" bodytype, e.g. has the thigh squish >"Bright bold heroine" personality type ("neat and graceful" very close 2nd)>Tame and polite way of speaking >Smiles a lot>What do you want to hear from her? "I love you."Rate Joshu-kun's perfect woman
Pekora, Noel will steal all your nousagi!
THE ONLY GOOD STREAMhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9FTAlhZD8tMhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9FTAlhZD8tMhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9FTAlhZD8tMhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9FTAlhZD8tMhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9FTAlhZD8tM
>>18368594Reine>>18368579To be fair Noel is rich becuase she owns tons of property and rents out a bunch and invests in lots of things. She's is super business smart in general.
https://twitter.com/nakiriayame/status/1493207542511849473https://twitter.com/nakiriayame/status/1493207542511849473https://twitter.com/nakiriayame/status/1493207542511849473
GO MATULI!!!
>>18368650>Joshu-kunWho
women only do ASMR because they can sound like children
>>18368281yeah, it's not even newhttps://youtu.be/JgV6F7YP448?t=156
HERE IT COMES
>>18368650I bet someone's going to make a chuuba from these results
I can't concentrate and I keep laughing so hard everytime the TL is fucking up because he's too horny and most likely typing with one hand on his index finger
Shuba fucking mogged
>>18368505She actually is both well-educated and quite smart. I think people tend to underestimate her because she's a bit goofy most of the time.She's also like one of the only people in Hololive who has a decent score in Choco's quiz.
>>18368635I kinda agree. I think Noel is just independent and smart in generral.
>>18368650Joshu-kun's taste is so so basic /10
>>18368618>>18368635From what I have read here over the year her family are trillionaires and have control over the nation's entire armed forces
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tDYOcP7AVTQhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tDYOcP7AVTQhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tDYOcP7AVTQSENCHOU KARAOKE... HOME
>>18368463And you thought TakaMori was forced
>>18368650that's just Subaru
Do you think Ame ever tells Kiara to knock it off?
>>18368643Watch the pride!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1SkkXj5rhqohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1SkkXj5rhqohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1SkkXj5rhqo
>>18368650>long skirt instead of shortbased for no glases though, fuck you fox
The perfect girl turned out to be an absolute seiso president school lmao koyo...
>peko asmr mic with noelTfw cant tune in due to work...
I will coom to Mori's milkies
>>18368708Is this going to be archived?
>>18368686a timeless classic
>>18368701Everyone in Hololive kinda scored low in the Quiz, besides a few stand outs. Botan got the highest I think.
https://youtu.be/ZD29hbaAUP0https://youtu.be/ZD29hbaAUP0https://youtu.be/ZD29hbaAUP0This night fever is gonna be good I tell youwhere the fuck is the other Watamate
>>18368735LMAO
>>18368465keyword?
>>18368727I am
I generally like ASMR with male voices, but women doing breathing and that ear-massage (?) is also great.
>>18368682korone sounds like and adult thirsty for sex on hers
>Carrot eating ASMR
>>18368747must be at the store getting his snacks
>>18368706Reine is actually Joko Widodo with a voicechanger.
>>18368733You're not missing out. I've been fully tuned in from the start and I'm not feeling it. That said I don't usually watch ASMRs.
peko is going to treat a carrot to sucking sounds
>>18368650>no glassesFucking plebs
>>18368767i can't really stand male voices in general
Damn I have to listen to this song before I go, matsuri is so cute
>>18368767>I generally like ASMR with male voicesI too enjoy babinkus giving me JOIs.
>>18368723yeah and kiara will move onto ina
https://youtu.be/tDYOcP7AVTQhttps://youtu.be/tDYOcP7AVTQhttps://youtu.be/tDYOcP7AVTQhttps://youtu.be/tDYOcP7AVTQWatch the Womb goblin go
>>18368728Heard you talkin' shitFBKwithgun.png
>>18368733Watch the VOD.
>>18368723I think Ame is kind and patient with Kiara. Kiara admires Ame and enjoys being spoiled.
https://twitter.com/nakiriayame/status/1493207542511849473https://twitter.com/nakiriayame/status/1493207542511849473https://twitter.com/nakiriayame/status/1493207542511849473https://twitter.com/nakiriayame/status/1493207542511849473https://twitter.com/nakiriayame/status/1493207542511849473https://twitter.com/nakiriayame/status/1493207542511849473https://twitter.com/nakiriayame/status/1493207542511849473
>>18368706I've also read on 4channel that all the holos hate each other so that must be true as well
https://youtu.be/OTEZi88c6dchttps://youtu.be/OTEZi88c6dchttps://youtu.be/OTEZi88c6dcPLEASE WATCH
>>18368767>>18368796https://streamable.com/r718n7https://streamable.com/scqfi2https://streamable.com/4f5d14
>>18368784Sounds like a star wars character
>>18368674jesas that tweet is so low effort
>>18368814Yeah glasses on girls are simply not attractive. They look better when they take them off.
>Chloe: How was it? Feeling like a girlfriend
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OTEZi88c6dczoombie collab cover
EVERYONE SHUT UP MR KORO IS STARTING.
MORI LIVE
SHEEP GONNA SING
pretty impressive that shuba has managed to keep this dick joke going for almost 3 years
>>18368759ill do it for you since is valentine's day https://archive.nyafuu.org/vt/thread/5612200/#5850684
>Have Peko and Noel stream open>Waiting on Marine>Sudden MarineHoly fuck that scared the fuck out of me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9FTAlhZD8tMhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9FTAlhZD8tMhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9FTAlhZD8tMREAL ASMR KONGA TIME
VALENTINES NIGHT FEVER (#77)https://youtu.be/ZD29hbaAUP0https://youtu.be/ZD29hbaAUP0https://youtu.be/ZD29hbaAUP0
>>18368824>Ayame wants to do valentine's fall guys>Ame wants to do valentine's fall guysTHEY ARE
>>18368839Just curious anon, what makes a tweet high effort for you?
>>18368681Koyori's members are joshu-kun, "assistants">>18368693Koyori already had art of her made kek, I fully expect to see a lot more art done with it, it's basically donut steel OC>>18368705>>18368715I fucking know, it's embarrassing
TOO MANY FUCKING STREAMS I DONT KNOW WHO I SHOULD BE FUCKING WATCHING AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHh
>>18368767the most based is pizzadad's gun cleaning asmr. i actually had tingles from that
>>18368866You have my blessings
>>18368858>>18368859>>18368862>>18368864WHICH ONE AAAIIEEEEEEE
>>18368830>watching Ollie>>18368643>watching Mori
>>18368747Not him, but normally I'd be spamming it as well but holy fuck, tonight is too packed so it's going to my backlog.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHI'M CONNECTED TO NOEL AND PEKO
YOU MAY NOT SHITPOST DURING WATAME NIGHT FEVER
>>18368866God bless you anon.
SUI-CHAN WAAAAAAAAA
>>18368859>>18368862>>18368864kek
>>18368904not now deadbeat
>>18368866Thanks anon
MAINRE IS HERE
Fast rabbit heartbeat!
Is this Zathura?
>>18368852But it's better if she needs glasses, because there is a huge gap moe the moment she takes them off.Everyone who watched Haruhi understands
>>18368884fuck off dramafag
Pekora heartbeat
>>18368921今日もかわいい
>>18368859>>18368862>>18368864ALL OF THEM
Oh God Noel
Dreamin Chu Chu just passed Spark of Joy btw
https://youtu.be/OTEZi88c6dchttps://youtu.be/OTEZi88c6dchttps://youtu.be/OTEZi88c6dcPREMIERING NOW
Whatever stream you watch, talk about it. Share your enjoyment of Hololive.Stream watchers rule this place
imagine watching anything else but towa
I saw Bloop
that's my fucking dog
KINO
>>18368852So you admit they're great for giving you the moment of vulnerability and intimacy when they take them off.Checkmate, atheist.
RUN DEADBEAT RUNNNNNNNNNNN
Go Senchou!
Sana on the telly!
Cute embarrassed Peggo
>>18368893I gotta try that out. I like some weird ASMR stuff.
KILL THE FUCKING THREAD I NEED TO POST IMAGES
WATAME NIGHTU FEVER
FUCK SHE BAITED US
I BELONG TO MORI
HOUSHOU MARINE DESSSSSSSSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>>18368117https://twitter.com/maullarmaullar/status/1433229861972107270
I hope Dan Salvato sues her
Heartbeat ASMR is by far my favorite one, I fucking love this.
>>18368966No
>>18368281yeahhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RGVoAMMFYEw
Sui-chan cute cute cute!
>I'll sing today, look at my chocolate in my head!! I have a surprise yet in the end of this streamMarine has a surprise at the end huh?
La creatividad
KIARA SEETHING
>>18368921kyo mou kawai
Comicanon, you better fucking make something for this kino
Can't wait for the Jolyne RP stream
I want to hold Matsuri and tell her how much I love her. Just thinking about her makes me warm and happy on this cold day.
>>18368036https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/96201356Found another in the meantime
towa is a hack, whispers sex then kimoi and puts outro...
>>18369056>Marine has a translatorHow in the fuck?
>>18369023I assume you're talking about Suzy, and it was very clear from the start, anon.
RATE THE COVER
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ZRsOI1RCN4https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ZRsOI1RCN4https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ZRsOI1RCN4YOUTUBE COUNTDOWN EARRAPE
Aight, 1 hour break till Sex Cat ASMR
Matsuri is secretly hololive's best singer
>>18369048is that the dude?
>>18369096Anon-kun.......................
I’m sorry mori I just can’t get into it
>>18368824whore
>>18369096She deserves to be happy and so do you
>its a video game>got baited by Suzy again
>your oshi ?>did you buy a ticket for Holofes and day 1 or day 2?
>>18369118It's okay I guess
>>18369114no, Morishe opened it with 'did you honestly think I'd leave you alone for Valentines'
>Cooking simulator bait and switchThis comet needs correction
Luv me Yandere, but DDLC is cringe
>>18369144MoriBoth days
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OTEZi88c6dc
>>18369144goombaonly got the one for trinity
>>18369144GuraI only had enough money to buy a ticket for day 1.
NIGHT FEVER STARTING
>your oshi>favourite Yandere
>>18369121You misspelt Suisei anon
>>18369144ReineNo
Mori is gonna kill me!
>>18369142>>18369153>Thinking the gachi avoider will be lovery dovey ever
>>18369144KiaraBoth
>>18369144GuraBoxchad
Sui-chan doesn't know how to melt chocolate...
>>18369144Marine Got both days
>>18369144KiaraI'll get the tickets at the end of the month
>>18369144Just gonna wait for boxchad seating
>>18369144PatraNope
>>18369142>it's realYou have no idea how disappointed I am... but then again I'm fine with more Suzy
My oshi will finally give valentine chocolate!
>>18369144AmeWill be picking up a ticket for both days at the start of next month.
>>18369144WatameBoth days, I’m not just there for a specific girl I’m there for HOLOLIVE
>>18369144morino, FREE ENTERTAINMENT
Aight, where do i delete Mori?
>>18369119Damn this is pretty catchy
>>18369213i don't look at her that way. i just want to see her cook
Getting Chaos Dunk'd by Mori!
>IRyS does dorky GFE>Mori does dorky YandereTHEY ARE
LET'S GO DONKEY KONGA
god I want to have suityan in my life so much
>>18369121was the karaoke that good?
Mori is talking about other people on her valentine's stream...
LETS GODONKEY KONGA
>>18369144InaWill probably buy the 2. I have leeched of other anons to the day, but since EN will be there I might as well pay up
THEY ARE
[Sheep News] Our bassist has a hole in his head. Pray for him.
Why is Shark gay for Mori
>>18369144RushiaBoth days.
i love how Sui-chan laughs
THAT'S WHERE BLOOP ISTHAT TRAITOR
I can't believe Ametori made Mori a schizo...
>Mori wants Gura to have a crush on her
Don't mention Gura fuccck I'm full schizo right now
>>18369213Don't get me wrong anon I just want to see her cook with her masculine hands
>Dreaming Chuchu has already overtaken Sparks of JoyIRyS...
i miss ricky, fuck off mori
>deletes mori file
>>18369144OkayuGot both, Okayu might be my oshi but I love absolutely everyone in Hololive
>>18369277That's good, his third eye is now open
>bloop stuck in that worldIt's canon now
>>18369142The streaming and monetization perms in the video description gives it away anyways
>>18369144MatsuriI bought both. Spent my entertainment budget on them
>not watching true kinoWhy are globaltards like this?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9FTAlhZD8tM
>>18369263WOMEN WHO HAVE NEVER BEEN IN ROMANTIC RELATIONSHIPS IN THEIR LIVES
cunnilingus with reine
What the fuck Korosan is playing with Bongos
>>1836904843:00UOOOOOOOH
Gura won't be streaming on Valentine's Day...
>>18369263dorks
>>18369277Sounds like the average bassist
Was I supposed to make a valentine's shrine for my oshi
>>18369327she only just started you big ape
>>18368518L O N D O N
>This will be the only sign of gura for Valentine's
>>18368650>literally every choice (except no megane) that I picked lostJoshu-kun have shit taste
What if Mori makes this a 24 hour stream to simulate eternity?
>>18369327thats not ame so fuck off
>when you make a shrineTHIS BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITCH
MORI SAID I LOOK CUTE!
>I always eat the chocolate
More like Homo chocolate
>>18369327Watching Suisei