/hag/ - haglovers thread

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A thread dedicated to the love of older women who ignite a flame in our hearts and dicks

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>>18311714
Last thread deleted?

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Finally. I would have make the thread but I cant post images. Well enjoy this
https://files.catbox.moe/3t0rq7.jpg

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I trust my hag but it's been a little hard not to go schizo lately with the Rushia mess

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>>18314260
Try not to let it affect your enjoyment of vtubers.

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how is Koyo's member only asmr?
will she do other asmr videos?

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>>18314260
Who is your hag?

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Hag cunny midlife crisis

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>>18314260
I pray for your hag to be one day be married.

BLESS.

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>>18315081
I love Nanahira as much as I love Patra and Hanatan.

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>>18314960
Let's just say someone who's also had boyfriend rumors but I've done my reps extensively and they're very tenuous at best. I know these dumb feelings will pass soon so it's not something I'm worried about
>>18315127
Yeah to me of course. But seriously, if one day before her eggs are all gone she announces she's graduating to marry someone who is a good man and will take care of her I'm fine with that, I'd be heartbroken but happy for her. It's the prospect of her having loved another man more than us all this time when she always said how much she loves us more than anyone that would kill me. I believe in her and I know that's not true though

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>>18313682
Based and bushpilled

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>>18311788
Buried in the billionth green woman thread

Real shame.

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>>18315502
I want to marry Mary.

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>>18311714
I will spend the entire day making babies with miosha Miosha after asamion.

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>>18315081
I will save her

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>>18311788
>Deleted
Not buried by that lolibaba bait threads? What happened?

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>>18329941
Not deleted, I was there, it got archived early after so many Ruru threads

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I'm surprised that .LIVE has only one confirmed hag, two if you count Siro.

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>>18335831
I wonder if there's any info for Natori out there, I couldn't find her in the usual place but she was my favorite Dotlive and I still watch her reincarnation sometimes, she gives me those vibes at times so I wouldn't be shocked

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>>18315724
shut up with the LARP, she never said she loved you she said she loved the egregore

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>>18338419
I've seen some out there but it seems really fake. The only other one that might be a hag or close to it might be Suzu.

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Every minute I spend not cumming inside of Mio's hairy hag pussy is pure suffering.

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sweaty hag pits

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>>18343266
yes

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>>18330185
Ah I thought meidos are just become retarded again. Thanks anon here, have sine chocolate

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>>18313682
God I love this
I wish they were grey though

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PATO DAISUKI

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What are you getting your /hag/ for Valentine's?

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>>18355353
Jist cum tribute I guess

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>>18355353
pregnant

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>>18351456
How is she this CUTE

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>>18361653
hag genetically designed to please young men

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>>18364754
Make sense since they need to balance out their dusty womb with virile, potent sperms of young men in order to conceive babies

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*rub*
*rub*
*rub*

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>>18367974
I don't get it, what is she rubbing?

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>>18367317
wait, are hags naked under their clothes?

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>>18376741
specially fubuki

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>>18376741
Imposible, they wouldn't

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>>18376468
This picture turns me on far too much for my own good.

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>>18367317
Fubuker thighs...

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>>18385941
I FUCKING LOVE THIS BITCH

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>>18387588
Is she even a hag though

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>>18388611
She's getting there based off the cartoons she watched as a kid. She's definitely one of the more mentally mature Holos.

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>>18388611
Yes

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>>18390326
pontificate the aroma

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>>18388611
No

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>>18385941
In a couple more years

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>>18393956
>>18394352
reps onegai

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>>18393956
>>18394352
https://streamable.com/3goh2f

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>>18390326
*rub*
*rub*

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>>18388611
Yes, she's 1 or 2 years younger than Aki.

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>>18397520
what's with hag and zippers around her chest

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AHAB
All Hags Are Beautiful!

alternatively, All Hags Are Breedable.

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>>18399330
Easy access. Or in the case of the Lui pic above, a built in cleavage window for a rimjob/reverse paizuri combo

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>>18402546
Cute Lion

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"I am dried up of my juices honey"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qCG_mF83e4g
It's too late for Nina, you've missed your chance

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pretty bird <3

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Old Japanese women's tits in my mouth

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>Okayu gets to be groomed by this

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hows the vtl team looking?

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>>18418187
>koro gets to bury her face in THIS

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Call me scottish because I'm gonna fuck this sheep.

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Mommy polka

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>>18394484
Her roomate has stated her age more than a few times now.
A couple more years it is.

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I desire to impregnate a hag

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https://youtube.com/shorts/qCG_mF83e4g

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https://youtu.be/qCG_mF83e4g

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>>18394807
I miss this bitch and her perfect honkers

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>>18427273
>expecting a woman to say her real age

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>>18354636
2 hags 1 dick

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>>18422132
Would rather fuck this sheep (lion)

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>>18427273
It's on the usual site, anon

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>>18433930
but would you let her fuck you

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>>18431037
Thank you casino

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Korone is old enough to be Haachama's mom?

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Is Iothirty real?
I want it to be real

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>>18441470
Yes.

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>>18441470
Her avatar is sex incarnate
If only she doesn't screeching too much.....

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>>18441470
why alien so sex

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Hags committing war crimes?

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>>18447356
Is it really a crime when those two do it?

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>>18431037
Koyo is a hag? No
No way man

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>>18434936
Look if the Lion wants to tear my ass to shreds I ain't gonna stop her Why the hell if everything on a cat made of claws and barbs and shit

Also >>18416883 HAG SEEEEEEEEEEX

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>>18447356
Watamates are actually child soldiers.

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My high energy hag is so sexy and cute! God I wish Patra would do more kisses with her ASMR stuff...

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>>18448348
According to nyfco Koyori is a hag, a year older than Lui actually

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old ass ladies

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>>18418187
>korone is 2 years away from 40
>is way fitter than you and can crush you between her thighs
>may be the first middle aged woman to be a vtuber if botan’s age is confirmed to be younger
Can we have a seperate category for hags 40+?
Feel like once they hit 40 they’re on a whole nother level from the ones just hitting 30

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>>18449072
>almost 40
>still have a bombastic body
>is grooming a younger (cat)girl

The dog is blessed and based

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Sometimes, this thread just feels like doxx baiting

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>>18452502
I understand where you're coming from, but I will not stop posting about how much I love my mommyhags and how much I want to eat their hairy pussy.

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>>18452502
anons are certainly getting more careless about what they say

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>>18452502
This thread has always been a very thinly veiled dox thread that the jannies don't really pay attention to when we're not posting hag lewds

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>>18452882
>Under the radar when we're not posting hag lewds
That or if we aren't discussing about Sofa's real age

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>>18453558
Soba wearing her schoolgirl uniform to cope with her hagness...

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>>18449072
You mean like DragonBallZ? They transform into the Legendary Super Hag

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>>18434975
>>18434522
This is how all hags should look after I'm done with them

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>>18448644
Post Watame Shogun

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Sex. With hags.

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>>18460532
surely you don't mean that

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>>18462233
I do mean it, and don't call me Shirley.

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The heck happened here jannies?

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>>18368598
My cock

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>>18456586
>No visible ring
you're a disgrace

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>>18467747
Hagloved a bit too close to the sun

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>>18468048
It's just bizarrely inconsistent, my Koro lewd got deleted but I didn't get banned, and discussion of her age got yeeted while a screenshot of Lui and Koyori's past life names and exact dates of birth are still up. I'm not complaining because following the letter of the law this whole thread is a dox and should go, it's just weird as fuck.

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Jannies are retards whats new

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>>18468932
>Jannies are simps whats new

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>>18456513
Ultra Instinct Korone would be terrifyingly hot

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>japs refuse to fuck their top quality hags
>we have to deal with literal subhumans you don't even want to be in vicinity of
fuck this gay planet

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>>18458665
>pure, tiny, tight navel

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Give me sex with all the hags, please /vt/ I'll do anything

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I've missed the last few threads because I'm trying to convert nyafuu tabs to warosu. Gomen.

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>>18313682
Looks like she smells REALLY bad (good)

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>>18400435
>AHAB
Yeah, I'd spear the fuck out of these old whales.

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>>18470418
>japs refuse to fuck hags
>most subbed vtuber is a loli
>comic LO sells out far more than Comic Milf
>culture where people see you as damaged goods past age 25
>milf is only really found alongside ntr or shota
Dammit japan

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>>18472390
Stinky hags are best hags, good god just give me a wife who's been cooking over a hot stove all day so I can take her to bed while she's nice and ripe before we take a bath together

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>>18472930
Hags are collecting SEED...

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>>18473037
>sweaty botan suddenly picks you up princess carry style after her workout
>im taking you to bed to have sex and im not letting you say no
MUHHHH

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>>18472743
why can't this fucker Abe solve the demographic crisis by introducing hag breeding program

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>>18473377
Towa...

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>>18473377
He already has
You get paid by the japanese government to raise the birthrate
More kids means more money
But the stupid work culture demands most women who gets pregnant are doomed to exit the workforce and you get pressured to quit
Plus there’s not many men who are forward (meat type) and more are meek (herbivore type)
Though lots of women like meek on the outside, sexually dominant in bed (cabbage roll type) or reverse (tough on the outside, shy when with gf)
Foreigners are seen as forward but too agressive for most japanese

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>>18473760
hey anon im just saying you missed a great opportunity to insert bullshit and troll here

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>>18456586
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>>18434522
>ywn knock up a hag, tending to her pregnancy cravings
>ywn experience her libido go up, wanting to get filled up even more
>ywn milk her swollen tits in preperation for the baby, sneaking a sip at night from the fridge and suddenly wanting to suck it straight from the tap next time
>ywn see her curves fill out even more after giving birth, her wedding dress not fitting anymore due to her hips and ass getting too big, and buying bigger bras

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>>18473037
>>18473321
https://rentry.org/mfzmu

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>>18474463
>the Hololive sports festival is in full swing outside
aight im into it i know where this is going

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>>18474543
Here’s another good one with just Botan
https://docs.google.com/document/d/e/2PACX-1vStCRC46i_7y983U8YPDL6Zgs1om5EHTquJtLpyy7j8Z8oDVXBti-p_zLhhd8OG4zEZjCHVrD_Nlam9/pub

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>>18474463
Gotta admit, this made me want to gag more than anything. Guess I'm homosexual.

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>fanfics
cringe

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>>18474543
>well-marinated
ok that got a kek

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>>18474463
>You're now kneeling in front of the two hairiest, smelliest hag bushes in Hololive

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>>18311714
>/hag/ lasting longer than /uohh/
Truly better with age

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>>18473760
Women shouldnt work.

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>>18475373
t.American with a attentionspan of 2 minutes

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fuck it
>sex with the hags
https://docs.google.com/document/d/e/2PACX-1vRzHevwK2XihAiifbR781HnisOCxf1pDTZz7s0lO7tyiun-rwqdleSGyjVvvrTUXMLHbgYAIS8HawbO/pub

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>>18477703
sister claire is insta nakadashi sex until dawn material

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>>18480261
>foreigners
I'm fucking in

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>>18477703
Part 2 when
Need more hag orgy

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>>18480261
>inb4 you see Mio prowling in her local Hub for turbo weeb gaijins who are older/younger than her by a large margin

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>>18481744
I mean if an older Japanese lady strippe down to her thong with a bush peeking out the top, I'd be able to do nothing but lick her down.

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>>18481744
Damn it, I am to close to her age. Younger anons in the thread good luck to you.

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>>18474107
KISHIDAAAAA! THE BORDER, NOW!

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Should we do a pastebin with all the hag stories from wg and ringo?

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Complete list of hag JAVs so far
Korone 3 (NCY-131, NCY-133, NCY-135)
Luna 1 (CPDE-051)
Coco 3 (ALBAT-005, SAD-112, SAD-111)
Fubuki 7 (COSH-095, ALBAT-005, SAD-111, SAD-113, AZM-014, AZM-113, AZM-012)
Rushia 3 (CPDE-050, NCY-137, NCY-136)
Botan 1 (no code, twitter video)
Flare 1 (CPDE-054)

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>>18475589
they have 2 generals focused on loli actually
uoh (an sfw image dumping thread) and ccu (indieposting thread)
a lot of them are split and content with their own specific general instead of sharing it with others
(because of the anti-kana schizos, anti-shondo schizos and doxxposters)
and from what i can see, a lot of posts on this thread could've saved their own dying generals
like the botan general is on page 10 now

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>>18486897
And they all suck! I swear the dudes dont know how to fuck and dont enjoy fucking

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z4ejZ3yWJpQ
>Is that a Banana or you're just happy to see me

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fit hags!

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>>18486897
>Botan
show us

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>>18453558
Soda... Don't give up...

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why won't they find husbands already? do they want to die alone and childless?

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>>18491578
Some of them already become a divorcee with a kid or two tho

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>>18491886
i can fix her

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>>18491578
It's me
I'm all of their husbands

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>>18491886
rrat

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>>18491578
Japanese men of the status that these girls would accept to marry tend to be either completely traditional and would have them cease to work for the rest of their life and just raise kids and be the silent non-questioning wife with no sex except for kids or are too much of a herbivore to take them head-on.
>"They can't eat that much grass"
I'm not joking on the herbivore part, Choco and her roommate have been openly REJECTED several times or flat-out ignored because the guys feel like her personality is "too much", they instead want the shy submissive JP women instead, not the very active working partner with much sex appeal, motherfuckers completely ignoring the SSS+ tier package they just refused and which is arguably better than the girls who live and die with no accomplishments beyond raising kids.
Personally, I would cut their balls with a spoon for taking such low test braindead decision.

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>>18492376
Those two nukes really did something to their balls.

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>>18492376
>Choco and her roommate have been openly REJECTED several times or flat-out ignored because the guys feel like her personality is "too much", they instead want the shy submissive JP women instead
reasons to learn moonrunes

curse my small brain

>>18492596
think if it like this anon, if they didnt (you) wouldnt have a chance since they would already have been taken

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>>18492116
Reps
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>>18492617
Fuck nips men and their taste in woman

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>>18492376
>feel like her personality is "too much"
What does that mean exactly? I could imagine if it's about a stay at home wife. People want children and someone to take care of them, and nannies/daycares are horrid. Two working adults tends to lead to a horrible household, so at some point one of the two have to settle down. Streaming would be fine because it's a stay at home thing though, so I can't fully understand Choco's situation.

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>>18493397
tldr: most jap men are the polar opposite of takeshi

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>>18493448
Who the fuck is Takeshi?

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>>18492376
To be fair a women working on the entertaiment industry is a red flag

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>>18493648
Come anon its not even a year old

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>>18492376
What's worse is that if she was rejected then it means she overcame the natural nip autism to ask someone out, prepared herself to look as appealing as possible, probably arranged a date or a meetup and spilled the beans herself but whoever those people are were like "No, too female for me, see yah" and broke the poor heart of the sexy succubus who wanted to settle down, you have to be shitting me, whoever left her behind might as well become gay at that point.

>>18493397
>What does that mean exactly?
Nips find "unfeminine" or "not proper of a woman" and some might even think of it as a red flag of sorts when the women are capable of doing fine by themselves when there are no men in the picture to provide, this includes decision making and thus opposing the decisions of their husbands sometimes, of course opposing the "man of the house" (kek) is seen as a mortal taboo so they avoid women who can argue against them in any slight way because it hurts their own ego. You can see where the retardation starts when nips expect all their modern-day women to be "Yamato Nadeshiko's" (traditional wifes) and also expecting them all to be the obedient prude type (without sex too unless the nip dude asks for it and simple sex).

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>>18493739
buddy boy I am here for hags, expect me to know only enough to appreciate hags. I exist for hag lust and anything else must be explained to me as if I am a child.

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>>18493864
aight ill spoonfeed you
wear headphones and turn down the volume
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kw2Rej10Pwk

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>>18493991
kek, this one is better
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GHxFr_oDSTI

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>>18493769
Ah, I see. I can half understand it because obviously there does need to be a leader in a relationship, and having a wife who butts heads with you all the time and is generally overly contentious would suck absolute shit, but it seems they take that to an extreme. Plus, providing for yourself and functioning in society is just a basic thing I expect of people, so I tend to look down on those who don't work, can't cook, etc. Having a wife that doesn't do those things from the beginning would be a major red flag to me.
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>>18494069
I'd known the anons who posted things like this in text, but never bothered to ask or wonder why. I appreciate it.

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>>18494272
Nice anon, keep lurking, we have hags for ages, ignore most of the lingo if you want to although I recommend the memes just for stress relief that isn't masturbating.

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>>18493769
>What does that mean exactly?
After so many shit dates she started to be upfront on what she is looking for/wants and what she's willing to compromise on. These are some of her demands, which aren't even that extreme
>Have a stable full-time job
>Doesn't mind PDA and initiates it first
>Stands up for her
>No smokers
>No extreme debt
>No gambling addicts
>Doesn't mind letting her sleep in once in a while
>Wants to buy a house
>Has a car

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>>18495254
>stable full time job
Well boys, I got eliminated fast. I guess a full time job of being her meat dildo doesn't count. Good luck to the rest.

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>>18495254
>I will qualify for all of these in less than a year
See you later virgins.

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>>18495254
>>Have a stable full-time job
i guess i'm out
>>Doesn't mind PDA and initiates it first
PDA HATE!
>>Stands up for her
easy
>>No smokers
easy
>>No extreme debt
student. game was rigged from the start
>>No gambling addicts
easy
>>Doesn't mind letting her sleep in once in a while
easy
>>Wants to buy a house
easy
>>Has a car
better luck next time

i guess it just wasn't in the cards, choco

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>Have a stable full-time job
Neetbucks are stable, right?
>Doesn't mind PDA and initiates it first
I will literally tongue punch her fart box in public.
>Stands up for her
I am fully prepared to unleash my years of internalised schizophrenic rage
>No smokers
I like my occasional cigar, she'll have to suck it up
>No extreme debt
I'm good
>No gambling addicts
Sure
>Doesn't mind letting her sleep in once in a while
She can do whatever she wants
>Wants to buy a house
Wants? Sure! Can? Well..
>Has a car
I can't even drive.
I will just have to fill in the gaps with my unlimited libido.

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>>18311714
>stumble into haglover thread after reading it as hangover
well fuck it thsi is fine too

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>>18495254
>>Have a stable full-time job
Shits fucked right now, but had one. Once things improve for me and I can finally stop spinning my wheels, I'll be set. Not having one's frustrating as hell.
>>Doesn't mind PDA and initiates it first
Cute
>>Stands up for her
Who doesn't stand up for their girlfriend?
>>No smokers
hate smoking
>>No extreme debt
Zero debt
>>No gambling addicts
Done and done
>>Doesn't mind letting her sleep in once in a while
Genuinely don't know why anyone would mind that
>>Wants to buy a house
If things work out right, I'll have one sooner than many people I know.
>>Has a car
Done.

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>>18486897
>Botan 1 (no code, twitter video)
how about some fucking links

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>>18492376
>Choco and her roommate have been openly REJECTED several times
wew that's not even low test it's negative test
>>18487275
>like the botan general is on page 10 now
what botan general? shishilamy is like 2 yukimin schizos necrobumping the thing

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>>18495254
>>Have a stable full-time job
Oh yeah
>>Doesn't mind PDA and initiates it first
What the heck is a PDA though?
>>Stands up for her
For sure
>>No smokers
Check
>>No extreme debt
House and student loans aren't extreme...right?
>>No gambling addicts
Check
>>Doesn't mind letting her sleep in once in a while
Oh yeah
>>Wants to buy a house
I have an apartment
>>Has a car
It's a pretty old hand me down Vios though

That's it boys, I'm coming in to Japan and find me a succubus wife.

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>>18497844
Okay PDA is public displays of affection, yeah sure I have no problem with that.

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>>18497908
pretty amazed someone even does unless it's one of those overboard shows of affection

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>>18498504
She literally wants hand holding and walking arm in arm.

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>>18495254
>Have a stable full-time job
On the works, but almost done

>Doesn't mind PDA and initiates it first
I'd act shy at first then just go for it

>Stands up for her
Easy

>No smokers
Easy

>No extreme debt
Easy

>No gambling addicts
Easy

>Doesn't mind letting her sleep in once in a while
Ok, but I get to boop her nose and bask in her cute sleeping face and other cutesy stuff

>Wants to buy a house
Oh my...

>Has a car
Done

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>>18495254
>wants a man who is capable of self sufficiency
I'm fucked.

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>>18499444
as everyone else on this hellsite

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>>18495254
Checked for everything but technically the full-time job (I'm self-employed and make more than if I had one though) and smoking but I'd give up the cigs if I got to bone Choco-sen desu

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>>18498988
You also have to be handsome and at a healthy weight.

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>>18319730
>Buried in the billionth green woman thread
Huh? Tf are you on about?

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>>18501049
What's it been like under that rock for the past week?

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>>18501088
I don't browse vt every day

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>>18501088
Oh wait, I just realized you mean Rushia
I started thinking of all the green vtubers I know and Rushia was the last one I thought about
maybe I'm retarded

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https://twitter.com/tsunomakiwatame/status/1493900941296553984

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>>18437087
I'd let this fairy kdinap me and eat my soul through my dick

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>>18501445
>Love loli and shota
That's a common trait of Bakatare

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I will help this hag train her core for marathons by extensive application of Suspended Scissors.

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>>18491260
It’s a Botan/Lamy one
https://twitter.com/HKxSYR/status/1349646644136972289

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>>18502377
post abs NOW

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New Mio fic: https://docs.google.com/document/d/e/2PACX-1vSDA9e3TeNO56TUieAdTSo_cPFD1ddzpZYwyQHVaPfEgbjdyop_Cy9mUZlBjYmeEe_fLAjgXv9TtjmN/pub

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>>18503415

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Are milfs and hags mutually exclusive?

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>>18506702
milfs can be hags and vice versa
every man should strive to make a hag into a milf

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>>18474626
oh this is the one I wrote. Well here's one with Mio, where you fuck her in the changing room stall.

https://docs.google.com/document/d/e/2PACX-1vS5xIpLPcBY_6yLE78iP3l90NfJcGTAdZBIIdEcCtvSsP5JGhXTTci6Yax_2Zex-UJjKPrS0OrdOCz2/pub

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>>18492376
I hate japs so much man. The men, that is. I want to conquer and colonialize all of their women.

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>>18495254
I'm in, boys...

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>>18495254
I am literally all of those things except I already own a house. Where's my Japanese wife?

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>>18495254
>Have a stable full-time job
check
>Doesn't mind PDA and initiates it first
check
>Stands up for her
I will get pepperspray
>No smokers
check
>No extreme debt
check
>No gambling addicts
stock market gave enough lessons on that shit
>Doesn't mind letting her sleep in once in a while
not sure what she means, but ok
>Wants to buy a house
check
>Has a car
check

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>>18486897
Jesus I thought this was a massive doxpost that would break /vt/

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>>18491886
Honestly I wouldn’t mind. Adopting children doesn’t seem all bad

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>>18508559
nah it's an utter rng shitfest even worse than your own kids
totally possible to end both with something better that you could even do yourself or worst fucking brat imaginable, maybe even at the same time in case of multiple children

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>>18495254
>some of her demands
What are the rest?

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>>18509545
15+ inch dick
at least 9 digit wealth in dollar equivalent
purebred japanese hailing from emperor Jimmu itself

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>>18493397
Choco’s streaming career is pretty lewd so I can understand why a man might find it offputting for a long-time partner, especially if the man is already established and the woman is older as well. Just look at Rushia’s recent fiasco.

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>>18351456
She likes twins, right?
Does she mean twins as in one person with a set of twins or twincest?

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>>18509818
>Rushia’s recent fiasco
A pretty classic case of idolfags going apeshit because muh idol can't have personal life, further complicated by Rushia, cover or both milking the most schizo whales and Rushia's low IQ actions. it's not like her singer boy would drop her if he actually gives a shit about her.
Plus Choco would probably graduate anyway if she found a real family, it's not like she's forced to be a vtuber

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Don't forget to wish her happy birthday, my fellow haglovers

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>>18472743
MILF, by definition, requires some form of pre-existing male relationship. This might be husband and wife, or a widow or single mom but often it is netori.

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>>18510175
>idol culture.... bad!
>>>/reddit/

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>>18510318
>going full retard because people are people bad
>not being able to perceive the difference between virtual avatar and voice actor bad
yes

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>>18509545
Getting mating pressed two times a day minimum.

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>>18510458
Virtual streamers aren’t really the same as a voice actor as they dictate much of their own content and performance. It was true with original vtubers like AI, but not the modern breed.

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>>18510588
not like this will get fixed until real AI anyway

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>>18510175
>A pretty classic case of idolfags going apeshit
Her fans are cultists not idolfags, if she say blue is red they will accept it as universal truth and attack people who disagree, when she said they shouldn't worry and wait for her they stopped worry and now wait for her.

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I don't see Fubuki as a hag

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>>18510837
the best hags are the ones that can fake it

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>>18510458
Look I'll spoonfeed you because anyone posting in /hag/ can't be a bad guy. Rushia more than any other vtuber had no difference at all between the virtual avatar and the "voice actor", her roommate tweets and twitcasts which she knew full well were full of fandead gachis turned up the parasocial relationship to 11, she talked about how she wants to marry a fan, told her fans how much she loves them and only them even using aishiteru which is by far the most powerful way to say it in Japanese and something some married couples are too embarrassed to say, told the chat she thinks of them collectively as her boyfriend, insisted she's a lonely woman with no males friends, got mad when she found out two of her fans got married, and so on. I'd be sad too if it turned out my oshi had a boyfriend but Rushia was flying far far too close to the sun with that stuff and if any of the rumors are true deserved to get burnt

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>>18510837
The fact that she's cultured af and not a sack of dumbshit like any of the zoomers is already a dead giveaway

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>>18510940
>The best hag
Nnaaaaaaaa~
>>18510944
Stop it, anon. It seems someone is trying to bait in /hag/ too lazy to check /#/ but usually it has something happened if baitposts are start appearing out of nowhere

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>>18510115
Probably twincest considering her favorite pair is the brother and sister from FFXIV

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>>18510944
And dont forget that she suicide baited several times when her gachikois interacted on twitter with other HoloTalents.
She's really manipulative

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>Your oshi
>What would you cook for her

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>>18510995
>>18510940
Well I don't consider it binary either. I think friend fits somewhere in the middle

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>>18511268
Mio
Anything that she craves during pregnancy.

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>>18511369
>tfw you will never sprint to the store at 4AM because she wants Icecream

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>>18511268
Risotto, to fatten her up.

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I keep living for my hag wife Botan, her laughter makes me forget all my pain temporarily

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>>18448771
Still younger than me

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>>18509545
Those are the ones I remember off the top of my head.

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>>18495254
Hold on I remember Choco talking about that and she said smoking was fine just not in the same room as her.

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>>18514357
doubt she would deal with it for long, the residue smell from people who smoke is nearly as bad as the smoke itself

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>>18513013
>ywn press on those thumbsticks

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>>18515449
stop the pain...

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I have dreams of Mio washing me...

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>>18515395
I don't care, that's just what she said.

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>>18511268
Botan
Watame

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>>18492814
ogey

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>>18511268
botan
med rare steaks and whatever she has a craving for

>>18515892
i see you

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>>18351456
Lui has such a great design

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>>18511268
My oshi isn't a hag. Botan is a very close second though. and Mio and Lui are also in my top five.
>cook
Lol.

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>>18518027
the wings look dumb

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>>18518097
>My oshi isn't a hag.
ew gross get out

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So when are we getting a hag dolphin vtuber so we can have literal dolphin porn

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>>18511193
Nice!

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>>18518097
Learn to cook dumb zoomer, it's not hard and you'll be able to provide her with good meals when she's incapacitated or you just want to give her a break or spoil her

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>>18510837
Do you see Korone as a hag?

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>>18518346
>it's not hard
wrong

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>>18514357
She did, that was one of the compromises she'd make on smoking. You could smoke but do it outside and make sure you don't smell afterwards.

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>>18518459
>make sure you don't smell afterwards.
impossibru

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>>18518481
nips already have really pungent breath would probably only take a little bit of their weird food to get rid of it

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>>18518459
I smoked for 7 years and you don't notice the smell yourself. Shortly before I quit, I started to become really self conscious of the smell. I remember asking one of my friends, "Hey I can't smell myself, do I smell like cigarettes?"
She told me if I could recall the smell of a half-smoked cigarette sitting in a pack or a pocket, how pungent and acrid the smell was. I said yes, it's a horrible smell and I hate it. She told me I smelt like that. The smell gets into your hair, your clothes, your breath. When you sit down, the smell gets into your furniture, your bed, your chairs. After I quit, I spent 2 weeks washing my clothes to get the smell out. It's fucking horrible and I'm really glad I quit.

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>>18518400
Do you have the ability to follow simple basic instructions? Assuming you're not braindead congrats, google some recipes and you can cook. Keep doing it and eventually you won't need the recipe anymore.

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>>18518400
are you retarded?
waste of dubs

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>>18518645
>When you sit down, the smell gets into your furniture, your bed, your chairs.
really fucking hate people who smoke in front of their pcs then bring this shit for repairs and then you have to smell the combined smell of dust and smoke residue this shit should be considered biological weapon
>>18518654
it still sucks because there's always a billion tiny things nobody ever mentions so you have to figure everything yourself and before you do all your food will look like slop or taste like it

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>>18518481
https://youtu.be/Y0CPzEn5cIU?t=1m16s

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>>18518883
I hate people who smoke inside period. Literally ruining the house with the residue from the cigarettes.

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>>18518282
Else is the only dolphin themed chuuba I'm aware of, no idea if she's a hag or not

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https://twitter.com/akirosenthal/status/1493973771686133766

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>>18520587
I want to be the one who gives Aki her second child.

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>>18518346
I'm not a zoomer, I'm 33.

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>>18519144
I feel sorry for people who would care about such things

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>>18521305
That's even more embarrassing then

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>>18521419
Smoking is utterly disgusting. The smell, the yellow discoloring everywhere, the knowledge that you're all messed up inside and are going to die early of cancer, that you are a drug addict, and the stupidity of it.

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>>18521419
I don't want to my ceiling and walls to be yellow if I move into a new house, thanks.
If you own the own I don't give a shit, it belongs to you and it's your right to do it.
If you're selling it though you you better renovate that shit.

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>>18521612
If you own the house*

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>>18521604
Counterpoint: ur gay

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>>18471782
>>18518097
>>18521305
>33
>filename
And there we have it. This is the Anon from Global who begs for hag lewds. While Botan USED to be his oshi, it's currently Fauna, who is indeed not a hag.

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>>18521728
My hag oshi doesn't smoke. And she definitely wouldn't tolerate someone smoking inside.

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>>18521924
I smoke outside, I'm not an animal

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>>18522148
>in Japan smoking outside is ilegal
>you have to go to a smoking areas
Smoking in japan sounds like so much work

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>>18522386
The act of smoking has been dying down the last 20 years with more public awareness of the dangers and health effects being forefront. Tobacco companies used to straight up lie to the general public about cigarettes so the public would smoke them up without worry. Now in the west there are images and warnings bigger than the labels on the packages. My city has been slowly moving towards designated smoking areas, no smoking in Casinos/Bars, or public parks. Not that I mind, after quitting I sort of realized how annoying being near a smoker is. Forget the secondhand smoke, the smell of a cigarette is enough to shock my sinuses. It's so pungent and invading, it overpowers any other scent in the vicinity.
One think I liked about it though is it kept the mosquitos away.

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>>18521835
What a massive fucking nigger

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>>18522569
I quit smoking only because of how much it cost

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>>18523347
That's another aspect I forgot to mention. my first pack of cigarettes was ~$9. I can buy the same pack now for ~$17.
It's an effective way to deter people from continuing. It's what they're doing with red meat right now.

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My great uncle is a smoker. I can tell you that being in a smoker's house is a thoroughly miserable experience.
>>18523303
Look, I just like any woman who is mature, regardless of her actual age. There are more hags than nonhags in my top five Holos (Fauna, Botan, Mio, Okayu, and Lui).

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>posts stream clips with english subtitles
i love this hag so much

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>>18523438
feels good being able to fly to eastern europe for 20 euros and buy a bunch of cigs for a fifth of the price they are here

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>>18523646
dump fauna and lui and its an excellent top three chuuba list. if you are going to insist on being here at least post some of your massive hag collection like you do elsewhere.
>>18523814
christ almighty.

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>>18524136
Here. Can't do more because I'm busy this evening and have to leave soon.

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>>18525460

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>>18515631
>Mio washing you under a cool waterfall, then you get to bathe in a hotspring afterwards together
>Her official merch has her in a hotspring
>One of her voice packs in that set is entitled “what I want to tell you”
U N F