Is she dead?

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>>18267964
Yes, and I killed her.

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that means the vax is working

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>>18267964
her social credit is too low atm

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>>18267999
No, my oshi is immortal you faggot

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She's having sex with me rn

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Shouldn't have taken the vaxx.
From everyone I know, only the ppl that got vaxxed got hit hard by the Omicron.
And I still would hang around with them while maskless and never got even a sniffle while unvaxxed.

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>>18268050
This is worrying. She might be laying low or in protection right now to avoid getting shipped back to China for re-education.

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She got sick like what, 3 times now? Something doesn't seem right

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>>18268325
She's even more susceptible to getting sick than ame and her fake ass tummy shit

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She was kidnapped by the CCP for for her Taiwan yab in her Bully stream. She will be back in about a month.

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>>18268544
can't believe those chink perverts are having their way with her, luckily she's so malnourished and sickly that any pregnancy won't go through

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>>18268325
She was caughing and getting dizzy a lot during the members stream she did thursday. She had a high fever.
Gura got a weak constitution normally so even if its a cold it hits her hard.

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>>18268544
Literally this, and if you don't believe it, you're a delusional faggot

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>>18267999
thank you

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>be american vtuber
>have seven billion subs
>still can't afford to go to the hospital

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>>18268896
american healthcare system is actual shit, sure she may be able to pay for it but would she want to? it's a fucking scam too, like they would charge you for just sitting down in a hospital, as well as charge you for every different doctor that comes in to check on you.

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>>18268995
Man. I feel bad for every burger that gets fucked by this. Except the ones that start sperging when you criticise it.

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>>18268995
>>18269262
its bad but it's not THAT bad
for example, you go to the ER for a few days, you get a $100,000 medical bill and the insurance pays the most (unless you have a high deductible) in which case you just hit the deductible

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>>18268995
You genuinely have no concept of how the healthcare system in the United States works. Everything you said was so asinine that I can only assume you’re either not from the US or you’re an underage that just doesn’t know anything.

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>>18269390
>not THAT bad
Hahahaha just you wait
Insurance companies will be using long covid as an excuse to drastically increase your premiums in the coming years

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>>18268995
if you make enough money its not too terrible

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Hopefully...

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>>18268995
And if you're not a fucking welfare nigger and actually have a job your insurance pays for the vast majority of it.

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>>18268325
Gura lives in a biological hazzard zone theres a reason she gets so sick

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>>18267999
Here's 1000 xp for completing my quest

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>>18268896
>>18268995
>be american
>lockdown lifted
>decide to go buy some snacks to eat while I watch my oshi Gawr Gura
>go outside
>everyone partying to celebrate lockdown freedom
>get shot by celebratory bullet
>beg people not to ambulance
>man dials 911 with an evil look on his face
>notice the nijisanji badge on his shirt
>curse him and tip him for his service
>ambulance arrives, there's already seven overdosed fandeads inside but they pile me in
>ask for painkillers
>EMT goes to give me morphine but sees my gura tattoo and gives me aspirin instead
>ambulance swerves off-road due to gender reveal party in the middle of the street
>flips over and crashes
>see my chance to escape the medical bills
>tip the driver who's bleeding out and open the ambulance
>there's another ambulance waiting outside
>try to run
>the armed EMT tells at me to stop resisting
>get shot
>get charged an extra $30,000 for marksman services plus tip

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>>18269621
My dad was having trouble with covid, so he went to the hospital. He got an MRI scan and they said he was fine. The bill was 18k, and he had to pay 2k after insurance.

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>>18270355
kek

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>>18268896
you need insurance to afford healthcare of any sort in america and since she's employed by cover she essentially has none

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>>18269621
Teacher health care btw, as good as it gets.

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>>18267964
She must be okay now but she's laying low. She's not involved in anything happening right now, but her gut tells her to wait out the shitstorm like any good survivor after a nuclear war.

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>>18270355
Average day in America

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>>18270888
Wise shark

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>>18267964
if you look at the burger weather, they're pretty fucked atm.

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>>18271231
yeah, by me

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>>18270355
>EMT goes to give me morphine but sees my gura tattoo and gives me aspirin instead

thanks for launching me in orbit anon

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>>18270355
fuck you, America is great, you don't know shit.

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>>18270355
>be american
>get shot by designated shooter
>try to crawl away
>Gura's stream is starting soon, have to save money for akasupa
>shooter notices my Gawr Gura keychain and stickers
>calls an ambulance
>$20,000 plus I get sued for $100,000 by other victims for obstructing a scheduled shootout between the shooter and police

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>>18268325
shes sick from too much dick

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>>18267964
no just tummy hort disease

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>>18267964
her boney knees are clacking together after she saw what happened to rushia

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>>18270355
Based post

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>>18268325
She's sick from too little dick

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>>18272026
lol

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>>18267964
Please save her?

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>>18270355
im dead

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RIP my wife Gura, died of the coof

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is she pregnant?

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>>18269870
And it's called her room.

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>>18267964
Getting her bf's cock until the 14th then she magically gets well and comes back on the 15th.

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>>18276994
>gura has been coomed in so many times that she actually got pregnant
>every chumchud has yet to touch grass and will hang themselves at this revelation
it hurts

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>>18267964
Sick + not wanting to force herself in order to be ready for Holofes

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>>18278734
Holofes is just a normal vrchat stream for her.

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>>18267964
Xi Jinping is having his way with her as we speak.

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>>18269390
not if one of the doctor that see you (even for a brief moment it's rounded up to 1hr) is not in your insurance's "network." how does this happen when the hospital is in "network" you ask? because it's a fucking scam. hospitals staff their ER with out of network doctors because of "shortage." they do this fully knowing that you will get screwed by your insurance when the bill comes. not to mention if you ever in a situation where they have to transport you to a different facility while unconscious hence can't check your insurance's coverage of various ambulance/air lift. that's how most americans go bankrupt from one ER visit no matter how well covered they are by their insurance. it's all kinds of scams by various parts of the system to extract the most money from whoever they can get.

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>>18267964
only in a perfect world

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>>18267964
God I fucking hope so

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>>18279667
Why would they purposefully want the insurance companies not be able to cover the bill so they don't get paid?

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>>18270355
10/10

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>>18268995
The quality of medicine in the US is actually very high, it's why so many rich people from all over travel to the US to get their procedures done. the costs is what fucks everyone who can't afford it.

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>>18282359
Pretty much. Most of the leading medical companies are housed in the US which is why we've been a leader in health tech for so long. Don't know how long that'll be true though.

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>>18268657
People with dwarfism usually have genetic co-morbidities.

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>>18270355
Beautiful.

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you mean the person who eats leftover mcdonalds for every other meal isnt healthy and gets sick every other month? color me shocked nigga!

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also eats a dozen donuts for a snack kek

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>>18281662
unpaid er bills are often subsidized by local municipalities so they don't "go under." it also keeps the hourly rate for doctors high. plus they still send the bill to collection and recoup whatever they can from the bottom feeders on the whole failure that is our "healthcare system"

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>>18268260
I havent gotten sick since I got covid last year. meanwhile normie vaxxfags every other month
>j-just got the new booster, gonna be out for a week...
>got a triple shot, i dont feel so good...
>yeah got the newest vaccine last week, was sick on the couch the whole day..

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>>18270355
What is it with americans and tipping? I heard they chop the tip of their cocks off too

bruh I'm keeping that shit

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>>18270355
>>get charged an extra $30,000 for marksman services plus tip
only believable part of this whole post

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>>18270355
lmao

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>>18271382
anon...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dx5q4pEQxco

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>>18284282
AAAHHH THE BILLS
TASUKETEEEEE THEY'RE TRYING TO SCAN MY CARD

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>>18272125
yeah, me

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>>18268325
Considering her life style, her eating literal garbage food etc I won't be surprised honestly. Also omicron still exist.

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>>18277226
that actually made me sad
imagine if any holoEN died. I wouldn't be able to take it

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>>18284692
Yea Gura wouldn't streaming for months.

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Yeah, me

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>>18267964
No she just disappeared in advance because tomorrow is the 14th.

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>>18268438
Ame took the anniversary project while she got the coof+allergy. Gura is just weak & lazy.

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>>18267964
Passed out in a pool of cum

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>>18285027
Best way to go.

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>>18283837
Someone should send her some supplemental vitamins.

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>>18267964
Please resurrect her

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>>18285363
got it, will send her a bottle of my cum

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>>18268438
>fake ass tummy shit
Her loins aching because it hasnt had my seed in a few days isnt "fake"

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>>18270355
it's been a long time since i laughed this hard at a >be american post

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>>18268325
I put AIDS in her butt. Im sorry, fellas

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>>18268995
Care quality is great in the US if you live in a white area. The price is just outrageous

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>>18284537
The coof is a lie, total plandemic shit.

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>>18270355
Basado

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>>18267964
She'll be fine next week

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>>18270355
what the fuck is gender reveal party, what the fuck is wrong with you americans

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>>18270355
I am deceased

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>>18270355
As an American, fuck you

As a shitposter, my fucking sides.

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>>18267964
yes

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>>18268325
She literally lives off of fast food and vegan nuggets. She is probably deficient in so many micronutrients. Getting sick would be easy for her.

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>>18267964
Heavy flow pls understand

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>>18283968
Getting cured of covid gives natural immunity which is higher than vaccine. It's basic science and yet you make it like it's a big deal....

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I am Gura's doctor and she is fine, just needing more sleep. As long as she doesn't overdo it on Valentine...

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>>18268325
Shes pregant with my child of course

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>>18267964
Nah