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>Vox, Elira and Nina play L4D 2
>Nina goes to use the bathroom
>Nina comes back fast and admits that she doesn't wash her hands after using the bathroom and uses her bidet to masturbate
>Vox and Elira become deeply concerned and disgusted with Nina

https://streamable.com/anblck

Guys, is Nina okay? I'm serious right now

>> No.17977341
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17977341

If I'm at home then I don't wash my hands after I piss, only after I shit. If I'm out of my place then I always wash my hands. Stop being so afraid of germs.

>> No.17977496

she could use my dick instead

>> No.17977531

>>17977194
Nina is a horny hag let her be

>> No.17977541

I will happily lick her piss and pussy juice covered hands clean

>> No.17977547
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>> No.17977571

>>17977194
>Uses bidet to masturbate
Wait you can do that?
>There is tons of vids of girls using their bidet to masturbate

Holy fucking shit

>> No.17977586

Based hag.

>> No.17977587
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>>17977194
god that's hot
imagine getting sucked off by nina while she's sat on the toilet getting her cunt beamed by the bidet

>> No.17977628

Who washes their hands after pissing in their own home?

>> No.17977734

>>17977628
normals pretend they do, hence the "omggg" when she talked about it
just shows the hag is based

>> No.17977847
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>>17977194
>is Nina okay?
She lives in a forest and forages for mushrooms, drinks wine as a replacement for water, has instated 2 of Luxiem as her stand-in sons because she can't have kids due to being an irresponsible and loony woman, and has extensive knowledge of cannibalism/cannibal history
Pic related is her offerings to her forest neighbors.

>> No.17978093

>>17977341
>after
incorrect. you wash your hands before, not after, so your dong doesn't get dirty from all the nasty that your hands have been touching all day

>> No.17978126

>>17977194
>male starts speaking in fake deep voice accent
Repulsive

>> No.17978163

>>17977194
Hot

>> No.17978221

>>17978126
Every nijiEN stream is pozzed by the male gen now. Even selen's sonic stream had one of the turbofags there just talking in his awful voice.

>> No.17978229

Unrelated but bidet's fuckin' rip, dude, they're dope. I miss having one.

>> No.17978311

>>17977194
Hag is signalling that she needs a strong man to put a baby in her.

>> No.17978316

>>17977194
Based

>> No.17978336

Unfathomably based.

>> No.17978608

>>17977194
Fuck i need too sex her right now holy fuck god damn it shes so hot fuck !

>> No.17978664
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17978664

>Nina will never jack me off with her shitstained hands

>> No.17978674

God she's the perfect dirty horny hag. I'm diamonds.

>> No.17978858

HAG LOVE

>> No.17979007

>Nina will never burp or fart on your dick

Oh god, she's the perfect slob queen

>> No.17979036

>Nasty
>Slobbish
>Slutty
>Loser
Why are they always socialists?

>> No.17979172

>>17977194
Nobody washes their hands after peeing at home. The bidet thing is weird though.

>> No.17979227

>>17979172
>weird
It's a waterblast to the pussy, girls buy detachable showerheads for this purpose

>> No.17979254

>>17979007
>you'll never wake up with this sweaty hag on top of you idly relaxing, farting and snacking
just end me

>> No.17979275

>>17977194
>uses the Bidet to masturbate
Hot.

>> No.17979305

>>17978229
Can't you just buy a new one?

>> No.17979313

>>17979227
Stilling, getting off to something that its purpose is your wash your asshole is still weird. It's like putting a plunger in your ass. I'm sorry but it's weird.

>> No.17979514

>>17977194
she literally don't says nothing about masturbating thought

>> No.17979523

>>17979313
>It's like putting a plunger in your ass
a plunger isn't used to wash your asshole

>> No.17979541

>>17979514
>I use a bidet to help me during lonely times

>> No.17979565

>>17977341
>>17977628
>>17977734
>>17979172
what the fuck? i live among these filthy creatures?

>> No.17979587

>>17979514
keeps me company on a lonely winters night is a euphamism for masturbation.

>> No.17979628

>>17979565
just admit you don't wipe your ass anon

>> No.17979639

>>17977194
she’s perfect for rape

>> No.17979711

>>17979628
i wipe my ass so thoroughly that I almost always have an anal fissure

>> No.17979737

>>17977194
Nijizhangs really pay for this shit?? What the fuck

>> No.17979740

>>17979639
yeah, raping me

>> No.17979792
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you guys don't wash your hands after peeing? what the fuck

>> No.17979829

>>17977194
>sex sells amirite??

>> No.17979841

>>17977194
COVID INCOMING, going to be funny when she can't stream because of some kind of infection, what a gross woman

>> No.17979868

>>17979792
My huge dick hangs down into the toilet bowl, no need for touching.

>> No.17979958

>>17978093
You touch your dick when you pee?

>> No.17979979

>>17979841
covid is famously spread by people getting their own piss on their hands

>> No.17980014

>>17979792
No need to you touch your dick when you sit down.

>> No.17980056

>>17977847
I don't believe Nina is human.
She's some kind of forest witch irl.

>> No.17980111

>>17977194
Ninner...

>> No.17980131

>>17979565
My dick is clean

>> No.17980166

>>17980056
Feels like the misunderstood antagonist of a Ghibli movie.

>> No.17980206

>>17980014
>when you sit down.
You a woman?

>> No.17980249

>>17978093
so your toilet isn't nasty? you do both.

>> No.17980393

>>17979792
>he touches his dick when he pees
Just pull whatever you're wearing down, let it flop out, and aim
You don't even need your hands to shake it off

>> No.17980402

>>17979841
Covid from who? She doesn't see people she lives on a fucking mountain

>> No.17980424

Why is not touching a dick a justifiable excuse to not wash your hands? You still touch the flush button/handle which is nasty.

>> No.17980640

>>17980424
Actually I pull the handle with my foot. Do your chimp reps.

>> No.17980643
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>>17977194
>Nina following up on the memes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=azwngn9G-dk
>/vt/ freaks out
I fucking love this final boss fox, she will destroy this board on her own.

>> No.17980647

>>17980424
>he doesn't flush with his foot

>> No.17980655
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>>17980424
>You still touch the flush button/handle which is nasty.
i do that with my foot

>> No.17980698

>>17980424
>You still touch the flush button/handle
Use your foot. I don't even want to imagine what kind of shit you've picked up from public restrooms.
>b-but I washed after

>> No.17980706

>>17977847
Is she baba yaga?

>> No.17980757

>>17980640
>>17980647
>>17980655
>>17980698
based footchads

>> No.17980777

>>17979565
You piss on your hands?

>> No.17980995

>>17980640
>>17980647
>>17980655
>>17980698
>flushes with foot
>flush handle near the toilet seat
I didn't know this board is full of filthy plebs who don't have japanese toilet

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>>17980056
>>17980706
No, just a slav. Probably has a stash of guns as well somewhere.

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>>17977194
>sjw
>doesn't wash her hands after taking a shit
>probably smells rank
>uses the bidet to masturbate
>most likely fat

>> No.17981108

>>17979711
The pro move is to wipe your ass after showering, even if you didn't take a shit.

>> No.17981173

>>17981060
Man that's so fucking hot.

>> No.17981313
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>>17979792
My dick is clean

>> No.17981345

>>17981060
She's at home.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1oPN5znU7qU

>> No.17981361

>>17981313
Pomu please post your dick.

>> No.17981446

>>17980424
I flush with my dick.

>> No.17981574
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17981574

>There are people that don't wash their dick or urinate on their hands

>> No.17981636

>2022
>not having a voice controlled toilet with a flush command

>> No.17982066

>>17979007
>>17979254
>Nina on top of you in bed, cradling your head
>You're almost smothered under her sweaty titflesh.
>Occasionally grinding her curvy hips into you slowly.
>Still a little drunk from her wine, sometimes planting sloppy kisses on your head
I have a need

>> No.17982141

Honestly I kinda respect the fact that despite her roommate's entire content being /lefty/pol and acting like a huge cunt with everyone saying she's the final yab she somehow hasn't brought any of it into NijiEN
I don't know whether the roommate stuff was a huge grift or whether she's just amazing at kayfabe but based either way.

>> No.17982161

>>17977547
wide Yuri is wide

>> No.17982178

>>17977541
fuck is wrong with yo ass nigger

>> No.17982195
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>>17981574
Kinda ironic that you used a feesh picture

>> No.17982323

>>17982141
Maybe she thought it'd get her views, maybe she's happier without it, maybe she's just not allowed. Either way I love nina.

>> No.17982560

>>17981345
Should have included when Nina came back and asked what they were talking about and Vox spun a lie about them discussing Edgar Allen Poe and it immediately fell apart when Nina asked Luca who Edger Allen Poe was. Vox bursting out laughing as she asked was icing on the cake.

>> No.17982726

I want to impregnate this nasty hag.

>> No.17982810

>>17981060
Imagine living with Nina, alone in the mountains and just fucking her whenever without asking, just walking up to her with your hard dick and just shoving it up one of her holes.

>> No.17982829

>>17981313
Pomu is exactly the kind of stupid whorebag who thinks circumcision is normal.

>> No.17982827

>>17982141
OR, she knows how to keep her professional and personal life separate, something /pol/ does not understand.
And she's 100% correct about people giving Vtubers a lot more leeway since people naturally see them as a fictional character and not a person. Some of VShojo's more popular talents would be small time streamers if they tried to stream using their 3DPD bodies.

>> No.17982851

>>17982141
It honestly feels a bit similar to Gura's case. I watched Nina for a while because I was expecting a yab and /vt/ was having a meltdown over her, so why not.
But whenever she talked about why she joined Niji, she always talks about how she was never really happy with what she used to do. And when she saw the first gen having fun, she wanted in on it.

>> No.17982902

>>17982726
>>17982810
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/94052213

>> No.17982911

>>17982829
Pomu said she likes circumcised and natural dicks thoughs.

>> No.17982920

>>17982726
Go outside and look at the people in your supermarket. Select for ones under the age of, let's say, 39. Then select for ones 5/10 and lower in terms of looks. That's what vtubers look like.

>> No.17982928

>>17982829
She's american please understand

>> No.17982971

>>17982560
>Vox knows Luca is too stupid to know literally anything

>> No.17983043 [DELETED] 

>>17982827
No one wants your 'personal life' anywhere near their hobbies, you absolutely cancerous motherfucker.

>> No.17983210

>>17982810
>tfw your throbbing hardon penetrates the outer pussy crust and just sinks into the cheese

>> No.17983353
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>>17982920
See, this is why you should lurk longer rather than exposing yourself as a tourist.

>> No.17983478

>>17983210
>she moans
>you cum instantly
>she returns to doing whatever without cleaning up
>cum and pussy cheese run down her thighs.

>> No.17983581

>>17983210
>>17983478
You've never even spoken to a woman, have you? Actually scratch that, I'm not sure you even received basic biology or sex education.

>> No.17983657

>>17983581
Fuck off redditnigger.

>> No.17986248
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But hold on a minute.
Wouldn't the bidet leave her crotch soaking wet? Do you just put on your underwear like that?

Sorry I know fuck all about bidets and even less about women

>> No.17986687

>>17977194
We all know bidet owners are nasty. The act of using water to wash after using the toilet tricks them into actually being less hygenic.

>> No.17986805

>>17977194
Holy shit Elira was actually triggered for real. A rare sight

>> No.17987128

>>17977194
Wtf fuck is bidet

>> No.17987175
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Bidet hitting her bean gets her off or maybe she orgasms from her asshole

>> No.17987263

>>17979711
based, if you aren't getting blood it aint clean enough

>> No.17987625

>>17982178
lack of foxy mommy pussy

>> No.17987831

>>17987175
Nina looks like she's weak to anal.

>> No.17987857

>>17986248
She farts so hard it dries her pussy.

>> No.17987975

>>17987175
It's the bean, you can find quite a lot of videos of girls getting off to it

>> No.17988024

>>17980424
do you fuckers never clean the handle?

>> No.17988262
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17988262

>Girls can get off easily due to constant stimulation to a very sensitive body part
I am a wizard and I don't understand why some of you seem surprised at this.

>> No.17988345

>>17986248
>he doesnt have a biological car wash grade drier built into his ass

>> No.17988358

>>17977194
as expected from a hard leftist

>> No.17988378

Usually when I piss at home I'll just run my hands under water for a few seconds and that's it. I'm certainly not gonna spend a full minute washing them with soap and water and then thoroughly drying them after only touching my own cock for 30 seconds. Urine itself is a sterile fluid (contains no bacteria); the bacteria on your cock is normal skin flora that you would also find on your hands normally. So really you don't have to do any extensive cleaning because it's not like you actually got your hands dirty, soiled or stained. Just imagine spilling some juice on your hand, that's basically what urine is except with water-soluble waste products. Just rinse them in water for a few seconds and you're good to go. I don't think any of you have ever actually timed how long it takes to wash your hands with soap and water and dry them afterward. I have and it takes between 60 and 90 seconds. I certainly can't be assed to spend that much time knowing what my hands are actually coming in contact with. So I'll do the next best thing and spend 10-30 seconds rinsing and drying my fingers (not the whole hand because my palms weren't actually touching my cock). It's all about speedrunning your life -- if you're not doing it then you're not living efficiently, and that's unfavorable.

>> No.17988431

>>17988024
>he cleans in general

>> No.17988461

>>17987857
https://streamable.com/i4so72

>> No.17989935

>>17988461
Petra cute

>> No.17990447

>>17980424
And even if you use your foot you still have to fucking touch your underwear and shit.

>> No.17991898

>>17979565
I wash my hands after I wash my hands.

>> No.17993426

>>17977194
God, she's so hot.. I want more cute slav hags as vtubers.

>> No.17993724

>>17980206
>he doesn't optimize his accuracy
ngmi

>> No.17996383

>>17977194
That is fucking disgusting, I love it. IMAGINE the SMELL of her unwashed PUSSY

>> No.17996879

>>17980206
>he fell for the urinal meme

>> No.17997069

>>17977571
Women can literally masturbate in public by sitting with their legs crossed and rocking the top one back and forth. It ain’t fair, bros.

>> No.17997225

wtf why is this smelly hag using a bidet instead of my tongue?

>> No.17997872

>>17986248
Where the fuck do you live that you don't know about towels but somehow know about vtubers? Anyhow, Japanese bidets have a built-in drier.

>> No.17998480
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>all these fucking animals pretending it's normal not to wash your hands after taking a piss
Actually, scratch that. That is an insult to animals. When my dog goes outside to take a piss, he does this thing after where he wipes his paws on the ground for a bit before going inside the house. My fucking dog is more hygienic than you troglodytes.

>> No.17998498

>>17997872
Who the fuck wipes their ass with a towel. And if you meant paper towel/toilet paper she’d need to wash her hands afterwards either way which was that anon’s argument.

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17998543

This is one of the weirdest threads I've seen in a while coming from /vt/
I like it though, and I wouldn't complain if there were more threads like this

>> No.17998553

>>17998480
>he does this thing after where he wipes his paws on the ground for a bit before going inside the house
Meanwhile is fucking penis is still trailing urine everywhere and he most likely proceeds to then lick it. Fucking faggot dog.

>> No.17998745

>>17998498
How do you wipe your entire body after you take a shower then?

>> No.17999667

>>17998745
>he doesnt use a hair drier after he showers to get rid of the leftover water
ew

>> No.17999866

>>17999667
Congratulations, now water off your dick and ass is all over the place.

>> No.17999887

>>17998745
your body is the cleanest it will ever be right after a shower, there's no problem using a towel at that point. But wiping your ass with a towel right after painting the toilet bowl would be fucking vile

>> No.17999922

>>17999866
and?
IM clean

>> No.17999973

>>17999887
And bidet is essentially a mini-shower. If you haveno problem with a regular one, there's nothing wrong with bidet either.

>> No.18000067

>>17986248
When women pee they wipe their area with toilet paper.
Bidet just means you are wiping away water.

>> No.18000821

IT'S JUST FUCKING PEE. IT LITERALLY COMES FROM YOUR OWN BODY. UNLESS YOUR LITERALLY PISSING YOURSELF, NOT PROPERLY WASHING DOESN'T DO JACK SHIT.

Jesus. All this insane personal hygiene city people do is why we're having more people with allergies.

>> No.18001063

>>18000821
ok pissfingers>>18000821

>> No.18001211

>>18000821
we got Edward Pisserhands over here

>> No.18001229

>>18001063
My fingers may be pissy but they are also free

>> No.18001314

>>17982829
She have never seen an uncircumcised dick because the Jews chop off American's dick at birth lmao

>> No.18001384

>>17977194
Nina ruins every collab she is in. She and Reimu are intolerable

>> No.18001655

>>18000821
Actual subhuman

>> No.18001912

you should literally wash your hands with soap like every 1 to 2 hour randomly even if you haven't been touching anything

>> No.18002073

>>18001912
>even if you haven't been touching anything
fucking hypochondriac retard

>> No.18002236

>>18001912
too much work, sorry

>> No.18002265

>>18001912
I bet you don't eat food that has fallen off the ground.

>> No.18002354

>>18000821
>All this insane personal hygiene city
WASH YOUR HANDS NINA YOU DISGUSTING PISSFOX

>> No.18002661

>>18002265
Would you eat a hotdog you dropped in a sandbox?

>> No.18003089

>>17981108
This

>> No.18003338

I wonder if anyone from Nijisanji picks their scabs.

>> No.18003436

what did you expect from a race who doesn't wash their butt and only wipe them paper

>> No.18003648

>>18002661
What kind of sandbox.

>> No.18003761

>>17977847
>She lives in a forest and forages for mushrooms,
>Somehow has great internet
Sounds like a pretty based lifestyle to me minus not having children

>> No.18003819

>>18003761
She drinks the propaganda kool-aid.

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>>17980393
You ever have days where your targeting system is off and your piss either goes sprinkler mode or shoots in a completely different direction despite having your dick pointing directly at the toilet bowl like usual?

>> No.18004269

>>17982810
Free use wife is the patricians choice

>> No.18004278

>>18003761
>great internet
She encounters problems quite often actually

>> No.18004285

>>17977194

I'm going to cabin with Nina and drink the lemonade from her slussy ever day and none of you can stop me

>> No.18004440

>>17977628
Nigga? You really wiping you peepee penis urine germs and juices all over your phone, mouse, keyboard, clothing, food, and other items, people and or pets in your home? I wash my hands if I even touch the toilet handle to flush a big ass spider I just squished. You faggots are nasty.
>>17982141
Almost anyone grifting politics is a miserable cunt. Especially SJW shit and Qanon autists. 100% she wanted out so she could just sit on her ass all day larping as an anime milf while hanging out with other internet autists that just want to play vidya. I'd argue just about everyone is like that except trannies. I actually am worried about the literal tranny non binary fagaloon that just graduated being part of the next NijiEN wave. Trannies more often than not are too self centered and degenerate to not sperg about the latest political hot takes and act like their degeneracy is stunning and brave instead of using it as shock humor.

>> No.18004535

>>18004440
If you mean Pearlish I've watched him a bit since Elira joined Nijisanji since I like his singing and he speaks 0 shit about politics. He's just gay. I get your worries, but no one in the Hanamori group came off as a political sperg.

>> No.18004627

>>18004440
I'm touching my peepee right now.

>> No.18004898

>>18003436
Nina says that she doesn't wash her hands BECAUSE she uses a bidet though. She does, in fact, wash her ass.

>> No.18005022

>>17979036
It's actual political psychology. People that view themselves are strong mentally and or physically and have a strong sense of agency or control of their lives tend to be on the right politically. Those that see themselves as small and weak or insignificant, unable to greatly affect their position in the world individually, have a strong inclination towards left wing politics like socialism and communism.
It's why a white male making the same income as a black female have totally different voting habits in general. One seems himself as capable and independent while the other sees herself as oppressed and a victim of the system. Reality be damned.

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>>18005022
>Those that see themselves as small and weak or insignificant, unable to greatly affect their position in the world individually, have a strong inclination towards left wing politics like socialism and communism

>> No.18005424

Who is Nina and where do I watch this based cackling hag?

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>>18004440
>You really wiping you peepee penis urine germs and juices all over your phone, mouse, keyboard, clothing, food, and other items, people and or pets in your home?
Yes

>> No.18005582

>>17997069
Just put your dick between your legs while sitting down. Make sure to wear jeans or other heavy-looking pants.

>> No.18005605

>Ame admits she doesn't shower
>Gura admits she eats pizza in the bath and has moldy 2 week old food all over her room
>Chloe admits she sleeps naked on a bare mattress with no sheets
>omg they're stinky NEETs just like me! ahhh please be my stinky trash gf!

>Nina admits she uses a bidet, objectively the most effective and hygienic way to clean yourself
>oh my fucking god thats fucking disgusting what the fuck is wrong with nijiwhores?!

>> No.18005610

>>18000067
The bidet is for cleaning up after pooping.

>> No.18005630

>>17981173
>>17982810
Based.
>>17981060
Cringe.

>> No.18005639

>>17999973
It's just water. There's no soap.
You are using soap in the shower, right?

>> No.18005658

>>18001314
Don't forget the Catholics.

>> No.18005743

>/vt/ wash their hands after pissing
What is wrong with you zoomers? Why are you pissing on your hands, are you sitting down like a woman?

>> No.18005744

>>18000821
you have poohands

>> No.18005764

>>18005610
There are settings on them these days, old man

>> No.18005798

>>17977194
https://www.huffpost.com/entry/washing-hands-too-much_n_5b7b0141e4b0a5b1febdce5f

only wash your hand when you were going to eat folks

>> No.18005814

>>18005743
>take off pants
>sit down like a bitch
>put hands in bowl
>piss on hands

>> No.18005828

>>18005658
Muslims circumcise too, right?

>> No.18006040

>>17980206
I've got a bit of skin webbing in the tip of my urethra that tends to make my piss stream bifurcate so I tend to piss sitting down

>> No.18006078

>>18005814
based handwetter
also great thread

>> No.18006091

I have a ladle next to my toilet that I use to scoop up some fresh toilet water, then I submerge the tip of my penis in the ladle well and piss in the water. It's a one-stop shop piss & wash.

>> No.18006105

>>17977194
>uses the Bidet to masturbate

>> No.18006163

>>17977194
Is masturbating with the bidet's water even hygienic ?

>> No.18006217

>>18006163
They usually retract when not in use, so unless you're grabbing your shit from the bowl and smashing it into the recess, it's fine

>> No.18006277

>>17979523
>a plunger isn't used to wash your asshole
>he doesn't know

>> No.18006504

>>17982920
Only true for en vtubers

>> No.18006621

>>17980206
No, I just prefer to sit and check phone messages. If I was a woman I'd have to wipe at least some of the time.

>> No.18006678

Nina isn't even a slav, she's c*nadian.

>> No.18006757

>>18006678
then why does she speak perfect russian
she has to be at least half-russian

>> No.18006788

>>18006678
retarded nigger, canadian isn't an ethnicity. she's an ethnic slav hohol who lives in canada and has canadian citizenship.

>> No.18006889

>>18006091
How to say your SEA without saying you're SEA.

>> No.18007023

>>18006757
>>18006788
She worked in a russian brothel after dropping out of college

>> No.18007181

>>18007023
So a Russian?

>> No.18007228

ITT retards learn that russians can migrate to Canada and get a citizenship there.

>> No.18007321

>>17998480
How did you train your dog to piss standing up?

>> No.18007413

>>17988378
>Despite the rumors, urine is not a sterile substance. It naturally contains bacteria that renders it a nonsterile substance. While the bacterial levels are likely low, it's important to understand the implications of drinking urine, either for your health or survival.

>> No.18007465

>>17982827
>OR, she knows how to keep her professional and personal life separate
Mori...

>> No.18007493

>>17977194
>uses her bidet to masturbate
don't expose girls like that...

>> No.18007567

>>18007413
>m-muh bacteria
human body on average has 200 grams of bacteria. give me a source stating those piss bacteria are harmful or shut the fuck up

>> No.18007630
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>all these pissguys

>> No.18008133

>>17996383
she's washing it with her bidet though?

>> No.18008250

>>17982560
link please. sounds hilarious. i'm really starting to warm up to the nijis

>> No.18008278

>>18007567
What do you think the word sterile means?

>> No.18008301

>>17980393
Hi Luca! Love your streams. The internet ones, not the piss.

>> No.18008380

>>17980056
i somehow don't think forest witches would be up to date with bleeding edge woke ideology

>> No.18008422

>>18008380
communism is almost 200 years old anon, it's hardly woke or bleeding edge, just an objective interpretation of economics.

>> No.18008533

>>18008422
post-colonialism and critical race theory is 200 years old? whoa, someone must have travelled back in time to teach them about it.

>> No.18008556

>>18008533
nigga you don't even know what critical race theory is and are just repeating buzzwords you stole off /pol/, go back to school.

>> No.18008598

>>18008556
>paying to be brainwashed

>> No.18008618

>>18008598
in civilized countries education is free but i guess you wouldn't know anything about that burger-chama.

>> No.18008631

>>18008618
>free
>what is taxes

>> No.18008635

>>18008301
I for one love his streams of piss

>> No.18008698

>>18008631
its a wonder how productive a society can be when your taxes aren't all being spent on bombs and subsidizing tesla's stock price.

>> No.18008749

>>18008250
Enjoy it all.
https://youtu.be/H_XAfR50VmA?t=15470

>> No.18008803

>>18008698
doesn't change anything about what i said. it's not free just because the money is filtered through the state rather than going directly to the organization.

>> No.18008865

>there are people on this site RIGHT NOW who don't exclusively piss in the sink and wash their cock and hands just after
NGMI

>> No.18008908

>>18008749
Bonus point, one of the other male NijiEN is in chat and when Nina returns all he types is SCATTER

>> No.18008941

>>18008803
Education through taxation leads to the state and by extension the taxpayers getting a return on their investment as the educated populace become leaders and innovators and can improve society or at the very least pay back into through taxes over the course of their careers more than they cost to educate.
On the other hand private education just results in ever-increasing tuition costs as education gets turned into a commodity and milked through predatory loans and an education system that is incentivized to provide increasingly niche and consumer-driven courses that only serve to fill seats and shit out diplomas while providing 0 benefit to society.

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>>17977194
I NEED TO FUCK THIS HAG SO MUCH

>> No.18011204
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18011204

>>18009390
Mama love!

>> No.18011698

>>17997069
when I was a kid I would masturbate at the public pool by standing by the water jet things. I didn't even know what I was doing was masturbating+cooming I just knew it felt good and it would feel better and better until it felt REALLY good and then it would get really sensitive and I would stop

>> No.18011943

>>18011698
Are you female

>> No.18012043

>>17977194
Imagine how salty Nina's puss is. Mmm.. I bet it is pale compared to Finana.

>> No.18017116

>>18008941
i'm not against taxation. i'm just saying it's not free. use the argument you just used all the time instead of trying to mislead people with the "EVERYTHING IS FREE" bullshit because that's just intellectually dishonesty. about $500 of my salary every month goes to the healthcare system and i'm young and relatively healthy so i go to the hospital once every 3 years or so perhaps for a check up. in the long run you may even end up paying more. i still think it's worth it though to make sure healthcare is accessible to everyone. but it's still not free.

>> No.18017402

>>18011943
Not him but the force of the jets can REALLY strong. It's like how guys can get off just from massagers against their dick.

>> No.18017484

Holofags are in no position to complain after Chloe admitted she never bathes at all. This shit is fucking hot. I love this crazy Slavic bitch. Sit on me Nina

>> No.18017563

>>18005605
Holofags are really drones. Besides, what Nina does is at least hot with the bidet.

>> No.18017820

>>18005605
>Nina admits she uses a bidet, objectively the most effective and hygienic way to clean yourself
Ummm, now maybe I'm hallucinating but didn't she admit she uses it for incorrect purposes...?

>> No.18017893

>>18017820
Who cares? It's hot bro

>> No.18018357

>>17979305
Nothing can replace first love

>> No.18018442

>>17977847
Is this actually a pic she took?

>> No.18018550
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18018550

There are actually people on this board that are either pissing all over themselves when going to the bathroom, or afraid of touching their own cocks.

>> No.18018795

>>17980424
My servant does that for me

>> No.18019195

>>17980647
>>17980655
>Uses body parts instead of psychic mind powers to touch the handle

Ngmi

>> No.18019234

>>18018550
>not using the tp roll to hold his dick while peeing
Ngmi.

>> No.18019335

>>17977194
> Nina admits that she doesn't wash her hands
disgusting when women do it because they wipe their disgusting hole that sprays piss everywhere.

>> No.18020675
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18020675

>>18004146
>pull out dick
>aim
>piss defies all logic and physics, blasts out at a fucking 45 degree angle
Women can't even comprehend how hard men have it.

>> No.18021053

>>18007023
r-rrat?

>> No.18021925

>>18008865
>piss in the sink
>wash hands in the toilet bowl

>> No.18022090

>Tfw have had bathroom rugs all my life
>Laid out near the shower/bath, sink, and toilet
>Never thought anything of it, clean them every once in a while
>One day bathroom floods
>Take out the rugs to wash/dry them
>Ring out the toilet rug, what came forth was an unholy torrent of dark, yellowish brown water.
>All the piss/shit water splashing from the toilet ended up on this fucking rug
>Realize me & my family have been putting our feet down on this shitty rug for a while
I got so sick to my stomach fucking shit was so gross.
Bathroom rugs are a fucking meme, sure you keep your feet warm but they're going to be covered in old piss.

>> No.18023150

Personally, I run through a car wash naked and piss/shit in the middle. The wagies are a bit upset though recently.

>> No.18024808

>>17977194
it's nu tek

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18025251

>>18020675
>pull out dick
>aim with precision
>start pissing
>piss tri-breaks into multiple streams of yellow hate
>one streams pours straight onto the floor
>one hits and curves around the entire seat
>third stream flies upwards into my mouth and eyes
>try to adjust, piss coats the entire toilet and walls
>panic and turn around, slip and fall backwards
>bash head on toilet
>die with dick out covered in piss
women will never understand

>> No.18025356

>>18025251
>>17977194
>/vt/ - Toilets and bidets

>> No.18025401

>nobody itt mentioned how they own a shitbucket
wait am i the weird one?

>> No.18025459

>>18025401
My oshi is leashed to my chair, she takes care of it.

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>>18025251
>pull out dick
>aim with precision
>start pissing
>stream arcs perfectly, it's like Angel's Fall
>the volume is incredible
>it also comes with a pleasant warm feeling
>wake up in bed

>> No.18025535

>>18007493
She said it herself at the end of the clip.

>> No.18025894

>>18008941
You must not be American or you don't understand how much the federal govt control tuition costs by controlling student loans. The government gives out huge loans to just about anyone and then tells you you can go to uni for 4, 8, or 10 years and then owe $150K to them for the next 30 years when you're earning $40K annually. Or, more likely, you drop out and still owe tens of thousands in loans that CANNOT be forgiven through bankruptcy, only DEATH.
It's a huge fucking scam when they don't consider credit worthiness in the loan process but it's government so it's our tax money anyway. Privatizing the loan process would actually reduce tuition and make schools compete for students instead of taking every retard that wants in.

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18026067

>>18025894
>only DEATH.

>he doesnt know

>> No.18026155

Did you know that if you piss in the sink you'll save up on water and enviroment since your hand washing water does the flush? Amazing!

>> No.18026227

>>18026155
Did you know the phosphorus in your piss is highly valuable for the environment so you better piss outside?

>> No.18028433

hot.

>> No.18029189

>>18028433
Very hot

>> No.18030073

>>17979565
1. Piss (from a healthy, none diseased, person) is mostly sterile
2. The current obsession with cleanliness is actually bad for us. It prevents our immune systems from developing normally, leading to weak immune systems and allergies. Unless you live in a country where tropical diseases are rampant the chemical residue left behind by cleaning products is actually worse for you than the bacteria its killing.

>> No.18030531

>>18030073
Does that mean I'm justified in wanting to drink nina's piss?

>> No.18030594

>>18030531
Your mouth is most likely more filled with bacteria then a healthy person's piss.

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>>18030594
AAAAAHHNN

>> No.18031078

>>17979868
Does your huge dick come with self wiping too?

>> No.18033080

>>18031078
That's what foreskin is for.

>> No.18033638

ninas womb is screaming for seed

>> No.18033995

>>18008380
witches have been feminazi roasties for all of antiquity retard

>> No.18034510

>>18033995
nah. they were big on clearly defined gender roles as femininity has always been a big part of witch craft. that would be considered sexist, misogynist, transphobic and whatever the fuck else today. read a book faggot.

>> No.18034910

>>18034510
I know a girl who was raised wiccan and she's the most tradwife person I know but she also visits /cgl/ so she's scary.

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18035084

>>18034510
>big on defined gender roles
>literally only gained prominence because it allowed a LARP escape for women who didn’t want to be housewives
imagine being this retarded

>> No.18035101

>>18034510
That's just Wicca. Please don't tell me you fell for their weird "actually Wicca is an ancient religion not one we made up" shit.

>> No.18035324

>>18035101
>>18035084
do yourselves a favor and read up on germanic paganism you uncultured swines.

>> No.18035502

>>17981345
First time I've ever actually bothered to listen to Vox's voice. A bit less legendary and "sex god" than you guys led me to believe.

>> No.18035596

>>18035502
don't look up his roommate. smashes the illusion even more lol.

>> No.18035687

>>18035324
If you're going to take something as specific as "Norse seidhr was considered a feminine art" and extend it to something as general as "All witch craft was feminine and highly concerned with gender roles" then you might be retarded
Especially because that requires you to ignore big things like Odin practicing seidhr, so even THEY understood people could do things outside their gender roles (even if it was considered shameful).

>> No.18035704

>>17977194
I only know she's a SJW fake bitch that hates men

>> No.18035887

>>18035704
>nina hate sex
i unno

>> No.18035888

>>18035704
how utterly based

>> No.18035973

>>18035687
you're a brain-dead post-modernist. don't talk to me anymore.

>> No.18035980

>>18035704
sounds like she needs rape correction

>> No.18035993

>>18035973
LMAOOOOOOOO

>> No.18038561

>>18000067
Ok but they're still wiping, wouldn't that neccesitate washing your hands?

>> No.18038595

>>18035687
Odin was a witch?

>> No.18038728

she won't need to wash her hands when I'm under her desk ready to pull off her panties and swallow her piss straight from the tap

>> No.18038815
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Bunch of nasty fuckers in here. I don't care what you do or don't touch or how long it takes. Wash your hands with soap and water every time you go to the bathroom and before and after eating. It's basic hygiene.

>> No.18038818

>>18035704
>He believed the rrats
Poor you.

>> No.18038984

>>18038815
>before and after eating
but what about the extra flavour

>> No.18039188

why the fuck does a thread about nina not washing her hands have 283 replies?

>> No.18039215

>>18039188
you new here?

>> No.18039269

>>18039188
I have a crippling ass, piss and fart fetish.

>> No.18039433

>>18038815
Says the streetshitter.

>> No.18040615

>>18038595
Yeah? Dude tortured and mutilated himself for knowledge, you think he's gonna let someone calling him gay over it stop him from doing some magic?
But more specifically, there's a part of the Lokasenna where Loki specifically accuses him of practicing seidhr (in response to Odin saying Loki spent 8 years as a women and bore children during that time, so that feels like a somewhat weaker accusation, but I digress)

>> No.18041045

>>18038815
>normies are actually like this

>> No.18041063

>>18040615
Wild, I need to do my norse reps

>> No.18041591

>>18039215
no, I just figured this would be contained to the ringo general or to the ethyria/nijiEN generals.

>> No.18042230

>>18005605
>objectively
you know it only counts if you also use soap, right?

>> No.18042278

>>18004440
i wash my hands in the kitchen sink after washing my hands in the bathroom sink bathroom sink knobs are gross as fuck

>> No.18042335

>>18035502
He has a very appealing texture to his voice that is dampened by the faggy, foppish undertone of his accent. The thing is, fujos fucking LOVE the faggy, foppish intonation.

>> No.18042422

>>18005605
>
im a pretty big holobronie and nina's sex appeal skyrocketed by 1000x to me

>> No.18043237

>>18042278
I hope you use optical valves in your kitchen.

>> No.18043260

I wash my hands after every toilet visit and after eating and have eczema, how to fix?

>> No.18043326

>>18033080
Uncut dicks are gross

>> No.18043537

>>18043326
t. cutlet
your dry numb mutilated weiner will never heal
gonna go jerk off without lube now, feels good to not be born in the third world

>> No.18043971

>>17977847
Bruh you’re buying into the kayfabe a bit too much. Nina’s an outgoing normalfag turned recluse because of her current housing (it’s cheaper the farther from civilization) and the pandemic, if there was no Rona she would be out partying with Tyrone (there’s actual picture proof of her doing this if you care to look for it)
She’s also been streaming/doing tech stuff for more than a decade in case you also buy into the ludite persona

>> No.18044083

>>18043237
i just stare at my hands and the germs jump off in fear

>> No.18044289

>>18043537
>gonna go jerk off without lube now,
Do you think cut guys need lube every time? What the fuck?
Like man, I think doing that kind of thing to a baby isn't exactly great but it's not THAT bad

>> No.18046638

>>18043260
Use O'keefe's working hands. Also get an unscented sensitive skin soap for hand washing. If you've seriously fucked up your hands use a hydrocortisone cream

>> No.18046643

>>18043326
t. man

>> No.18046788

>>17977847
How much of this is true, it makes me want to watch her.

>> No.18046972

>>18046788
All of it, I'm pretty sure.
She's alluring as fuck. I want to live in her cabin and mating press her every day.

>> No.18047687

>>18000821
Piss drinker

>> No.18048275

>>18047687
I'd drink Nina's piss

>> No.18050088

>>18022090
anon just wash it more then once ever or wear crocs when going to the bathroom.

>> No.18050520

>>18038815
honestly being a little gross is best for us, wash your hands after you shit or do things that get your hands dirty but cleaning too much will hurt your immune system and microbe biome

>> No.18050671

>>18046788
>She lives in a forest and forages for mushrooms,
True
>drinks wine as a replacement for water,
True enough, she drinks a lot
>has instated 2 of Luxiem as her stand-in sons because she can't have kids due to being an irresponsible and loony woman,
True enough, but she's also only 30 irl. She's got time.
>has extensive knowledge of cannibalism/cannibal history
True
>Pic related is her offerings to her forest neighbors.
Real

>> No.18052528

>>18050671
she's too perfect...

>> No.18052614

>>18050671
half of all women don't have a kid before 30 now, socially she isn't even that late
you just need to work hard anon

hags have a need for feed and seed

>> No.18052699

>>18050671
>She lives in a forest
so what im getting from this is i can make her scream her lungs out everyday

>> No.18053885

>>18050671
I wonder if she pees in the forest.

>> No.18054023

>>18052528
Not really.

>> No.18057578

>>17977847
I bet Nina likes that disgusting meat gelatin soup dish.

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