/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

[Anonymous No.]

Can someone recommend me one (1) EN vtuber that isn't horny? Just a single EN vtuber that doesn't talk about booba. A single one that doesn't pretend to coom over thighs. A single one that doesn't talk about watching porn. A single one that doesn't talk about cock or sucking cock. A single one that doesn't talk about her period blood. A single one that doesn't spend 8 minutes diverting the stream so she can pretend to get horny over a video game ass. A single one that doesn't talk about her fetishes. A single one that doesn't talk about little boy cum. A single one that doesn't shamelessly /u/bait with her co-workers. A single one that doesn't constantly talk about "boing boing." A single one that doesn't talk about her self-insert trauma induced age regression loli fetish. A single one that doesn't hornybait her chat with her comically balloon-like tits. A single one that doesn't talk about masturbation all the time.
A single one. Just one. Please. I just want a nice, funny streamer with an anime avatar that can go one 2 hour session without talking about these things. I'm desperate. Please. I'm getting burnt out on the constant horny.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17909256
Takanashi Kiara

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>>17909256
no
learn japanese

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>>17909256
I feel your pain

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>>17909500
>t. can't even speak entry level japanese

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>>17909256
Rosemi

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>marine
>hololive lolicons
>nijisluts
>jp ASMR whores

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>>17909256
The great Rosemi-sama of courae

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>>17909733
Figured someone would say this, but they get counterbalanced by the non-menheras + half the time they're obvious bits and not coming off as someone actually diddling themselves on stream, ENs have a way of coming off as completely genuine when they're being vulgar
>>17909710
I will watch Rosemi

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>>17909892
I will watch Rosemi

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>>17909911
>obvious bits
Obvious cope. If you actually watched the streams and did your reps you'd know these girls are just as vile if not worse.

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>>17909256
Sister Claire. Great vtuber to wind down the day with.

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>>17909892
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHH ROSEMRI-SAMAAAAAA

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>>17909256
She's a tryhard in games, she plays, yeah sure. And she collabs with guys because Nijisanji. That's it. She's well-spoken and tries her best not to swear at all, she does not bait coomers and also doesn't bait /u/fags. Her model is cute and she is indeed the cutest, but she doesn't want to be
>just that cute girl
and this means that her cuteness isn't really that important. She's more than that.
If there is just 1 who fits what you look for, it's the great Rosemi-sama.
She's also La Creatividad of Niji EN... in a way... together with Pomu and Millie.

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>>17910010
Well the main thing is that for every actually vile girl there's like 10 normal-ish ones who aren't hormonally broken
With ENs it seems like it's the opposite, even the 'pure' ones often have a weird sexual undertone to them

[Anonymous No.]

This cute spider is too autistic about her retro gaming to talk about any of that.
She streams in 10 minutes:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DGvyxfAFz4o

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>>17910351
>>17910377
I will watch Rosemi

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>>17910444
Clicked on a random video and jumped to a random spot
She's talking about those ceiling lights that look like boobs and she's exhausting herself so she doesn't have to describe them that way
el arana de las pereza...

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>>17910452
Watching Rosemi also has the benefit of allowing you to partake in posting distorted Roses

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>>17909256
Unironically Sana, she's too dumb to be horny

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>>17909892
Come to think of it this is actually probably as close to a legit answer I can think of at least from a large corpo. It's not that she doesn't know of those things, she just refuses to bring them into her character period. It's so odd that she exists in the same space as the unironic-vshojo-tier-dirty Finana.

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>>17909256
Rosemi was just mentioned and probably is your answer OP, but imo, Fauna and Mumei are both pretty much anti-coomer generally. Fauna people will immediately go "dude, she does ASMR" but it's not like dirty talk JOI type ASMR, it's things like ear cleaning and shit. Not to mention those streams suck anyway IMO so I just ignore them and watch her game streams, where she doesn't bring in that kind of thing whatsoever.

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>>17909256
stop watching indies

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>>17909256
Girl_DM

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>>17910725
I do like those
>>17910738
I read something recently about her being very lewd in a not-obvious way, what do you think? I've liked her when I've seen her though, her voice doesn't filter me
>>17910802
>>17910896
I will watch Rosemi

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>>17909256
Enna Alouette!

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>>17910802
>Rosemi is a top tier liver
>Finance is a shit tier liver
really REALLY makes me think

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>>17910932
I went to channel and saw glasses. I will watch Girl_DM

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>>17911090
>Phoneposter hates horny mermaid
Rude

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>>17911084
I will watch Enna Alouette
>>17910802
>>17911090
I'm sad that my state is only known for George Floyd and Finana

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>>17911111
I will watch those quints

[Anonymous No.]

Not exactly what you asked but it's the closest you'll ever get to "just a friend" vtuber.
Not even her fans want her.

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>>17909256
Hakos Baelz

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>>17909256
There are plenty of ENVtubers that fall perfectly under your description but they are 2view losers and they are probably 2view for that reason.
The meta is either cum dumpster whores or GFE, there is no in between, it's where the money is.

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/thread

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>>17911094
based

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>>17911157
Mmmmaybe hold off on Enna Alouette, she was talking about tampons and her "large flow" earlier on stream today

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>>17911084
Ha. Yeah right

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>>17909256
Here you go
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCykMWf8B8I7c_jA8FTy2tGw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f65LWucHvR4

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>>17909911
>non-menheras
You could have just said "I am EOP," it would have been easier to type.

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>>17909256
i can

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>>17909256
Are you stupid she's right there

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>>17911923
Oh wait, I forgot about her ship with IRyS.

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>>17911999
>>17911388

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>>17911821
I'm putting this in a way americans can understand, as they aren't likely to understand how plural forms work in Japanese and thus would assume I was speaking in singular form and wonder who I was referring to, as /vt/ largely parrots certain words they hear streamers say regularly without fully understanding the meaning. As your post proves, you are very unintuitive and need things explained in detail to you for you to understand. Speaking to an American is like the BBC writing articles in pidgin, everything needs to be very localized and targeted in a way you can understand due to lacking the mental capacity for thinking outside that which is blah blah blah i suck cocks

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>>17909256
I mean, her?

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>>17909256
>Just a single EN vtuber that doesn't talk about booba.
This alone makes it impossible. Even if she doesn't by herself, if she collabs someone will bring topics over. Like how Hoshikawa bring weird topics for sister Claire.

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>>17911525
I need to know if she follows the old testament or new testament (toilet paper)

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>>17911605
I will watch Amiya
>>17912079
This is hell! Why do vile girls enjoy corrupting nice normal girls or at least making them highly uncomfortable?

[Anonymous No.]

If you're ok with small companies then RIta or Pina from Prism Project.
It doesn't get anymore seiso and pure than those two, Pina is the most sheltered and cutest chuuba ever.

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>>17912261
I love them. Nia go die

[Anonymous No.]

Thanks everyone. My faith has been restored, now I know there are EN chuubas that don't just talk about genitals all day. I'll subscribe to all of them.

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>>17909256
watch more ENs
Ina can't even process the concept of sex

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>>17909256
who the fuck are you watching? even in fucking holomyth you will find at least two and you're acting like you've never ever come across one.
wait why the fuck am i responding seriously to a clear shitpost oh well i already wrote this

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>>17912464
so you're saying one could rape her without her being aware of what's happening?

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>>17912261
I fuckin love Pina

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>>17909256
Selen seems to avoid or reacts like a normal person to those topics, discourages gatchikois and knocks back /u/ attempts, so maybe her?

It is a bit hard to think of someone otherwise though

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>>17914013
>discourages gachikois
how?

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>>17914046
Generally just never panders to it and never really responds to confession stuff with anything more than saying they're homies or whatever.

I'm not a dedicated watcher so I might have missed stuff, but she seems to make an active effort to not have that kind of fanbase and is generally unresponsive to it both from viewers and other streamers

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>>17912464
She's also mega boring but apart from this yea, Ina never heard of sex ever in her life.

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>>17914046
gachikois =/= coomers
learn the difference

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>>17912464
If OP can't stomach yuribait and pettan jokes then Ina might corrupt his gentle soul.

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>>17909256
Mumei

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>>17909256
pekora

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>>17909256
Unironically, check out Lilyhops. She's great and wholesome.

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>>17911525
>>17912073
>Christian vtuber
I will now watch your oshi

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>>17914958
>EN
Everyone's aware of the nip choices.

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>>17909256
GirlDM
Lilyhops
Wosemi
Sister Abigail

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>>17912132
>or new testament (toilet paper)
Kike detected.

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>>17915043
>She

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>>17912061
What did his post have to do with Americans?

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>>17909256

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>>17909256
Kamishiro Rita, the purest and most seiso vtuber in the west. It's impossible to find anyone else like her.

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>>17909256
Nadechama

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>>17909305
>chickenfags hoping someone will like their shitty oshi now that they've spent 3 weeks in a deranged shitposting schizo fever dream
lolno

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>>17909733
I've decided to only superchat ASMR whores from now on. I feel like I'm getting more bang for my buck.

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>>17915525
Shh..let him be. He can fight the big bad Murricans in his head by himself.

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>>17915755
Best bang for your buck are escorts though.

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>>17916435
No because I like sleeping with sounds of kisses.

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Anons here billing Mumei as 100% anti-coomer are making a mistake, just as a heads up. She’s directly compared NSO’s popsicle stream with her natto stream, while also saying she was planning on eating the same kind of popsicle when the game was doing the popsicle stream. She’s also had a Freudian slip about her preferred sex position in a MK stream and used pic related as a stream thumbnail. The vast majority of her content isn’t this, but it does occasionally slip through.

[Anonymous No.]

is there anything more cucked than to restrict yourself from talking like a regular fucking adult for literally no reward apart from the admiration of 2 mongolian shitposters? at least christians have the excuse of trying to get into heaven but literally no one else in their right mind should follow this seiso shit.

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>>17909256
>oom
you're a lost cause. return to /b/ and begone.

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>>17917027
What kind of "normal" adult talks about sex constantly in a public setting? In private joking with buddies is completely another thing.

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>>17912061
He wasn't correcting your grammar.
learn 2 reading comprehension

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>>17917645
if the streamer doesn't treat chat like their "buddies", then they're exclusively in it for the money and hates their audience.

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>>17909710
>>17909892
>>17910377
>>17910725
>>17910896
>>17911090
>>17915178
Rosemi-sama.

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>>17909256
i think ive only heard fauna mention boobs like twice ever. also she's very cute without acting childish. She's never even cussed.

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>>17909256
Meds...

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People forgot she exists because she hasn't been streaming for a week but Ina is generally seiso as fuck and doesn't get all fake-horny over shit as an act. She barely, barely even swears either, like I don't recall more than a handful of times ever hearing that from her.

Otherwise it sounds like OP is busy watching indies (who are somehow all the same in pretending they're edgy and different for being what he describes), vshojos and the shittier nijiENs

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>>17923315
>She barely, barely even swears either, like I don't recall more than a handful of times ever hearing that from her.
enter violence ina

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>>17915043
Lily hangs out with Celesse
There's definitely some age regression kink shit going on there, Lily's just good at making it subtle but she knows what she's doing and she knows the kind of audience she'll attract

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>>17917754
They're entertainers
Only a mentally ill retard develops an actual non-meme parasocial relationship and headcanons them as best friends

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>>17923315
No one knows for sure because it's impossible to watch an Ina stream without falling asleep

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>>17923315
Would you believe me if I told you I watched indies, Niji & Hololive pretty equally? I'm a toober consoomer and I'm tired of pussy this boobs that anal prolapse laxative turbodosing asmr from ENs

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sora...

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>>17909256
Amelia Watson

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>>17924765
>Only a mentally ill retard develops an actual non-meme parasocial relationship and headcanons them as best friends
>saying this as an argument of why a hard seiso rule is good actually

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This fox is very wholesome, legit doesn't like swearing, and the most sexual she gets is when she gets flustered/embarrassed by characters kissing in videogames.

https://www.twitch.tv/kitanya_is_here

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>>17909256
Anya

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>>17909256
lmao girls talk about their periods my dawg

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>>17923315
She hates her fans

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>>17911157
Come watch Rosemi-sama with me, fellow MNchad, and we'll drink some craft IPAs eat some hotdish.

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>>17916810
>She’s also had a Freudian slip about her preferred sex position in a MK stream
Bro you can't just say that and not provide a timestamp