hypothetical 4Chan meme review

[Anonymous No.]

How shit would it be compared to reddit?

[Anonymous No.]

i just want holo JP to do /a/ stream in order to learn english

[Anonymous No.]

>>1763812
Realistically, if coco told us to make some there might be at least a couple funny ones but 99% would be unusable due to being to abstract to explain to a JP member, too offensive, etc.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1763885
This.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1763812
90% /pol/ shit and /v/ shit
5% meta shit only anons that lurk the threads would understand
5% reddit

[Anonymous No.]

100% shit because all the funny stuff is too spicy for cover

[Anonymous No.]

>>1763812
NEEEXT MEEEME

OOOOOOh looook a lot that, it's a clock, with Shion-sempai, kawaiii

Wait "rape" nononono that's baaad don't do that

NEXT MEEEME

[Anonymous No.]

I think this is funny

[Anonymous No.]

>>1763812
>15 minutes explaining why watamelon is carpet bombing jerusalem

[Anonymous No.]

>>1763812
>watamelon
>pepeloni
>kiara hate jokes
>aqua starbucks coffee review
>ogey rrat threads
Literally nothing interesting.

[Anonymous No.]

You can't do a 4chan "meme review" because OC as used here is abstract and based on meta-references to outside content and other past OC that both doesn't make sense without inside knowledge and is often too spicy/lewd to live stream. Reddit "memes" are low-effort, low-risk template plug-ins like
>no one:
>chuuba:[joke]
or >>1764206. Despite being horrendously unfunny AIDS they work for a meme review because they are simple jokes with easy-to-understand punchlines that can be (and are) shat out by the thousand every day by hordes of underage retards looking for a quick upvote dopamine fix.

[Anonymous No.]

Would a 4chan rrat review lead to dumbing down or spicier rrats?

[Anonymous No.]

>>1764628
My strongest rrats would kill Coco let alone a schizo

[Anonymous No.]

>>1764628
It would spice up the memepool for a while, after that it would just attract newfags with terrible OC.

[Anonymous No.]

Obviously it wouldn't work if Coco was to pick existing memes from the general or whatever but if she was to start a thread and say "Make something funny, but keep it PG," I think people here could come up with something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1763812
It would be cringekino. Imagine Coco trying to explain rrats, chuubas being abusive, the scat fetish threads, etc.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1764115
Coco would have a shitfit over being smellier than Kanata

[Anonymous No.]

>>1763812
A third of them would be made up of the Ogey reaction image, and thankfully Pekora already went on the review as she hates them, destest them even. Just seeing all them would instantly make her hate 4chan forever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1764854
Which is the exact reason why we need to see her react to it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1764781
>if she was to start a thread and say "Make something funny"
i would call her a nigger then close the tab desu nothing personnel it's just instinctive

[Anonymous No.]

>>1764781
it would still be 90% watamelons, ogey rrat, and I can't come up with a third one because /vt/ literally only has 2 memes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1764835
>Korone meme review
>Coco accidentally opens the abuse thread and quickly jumps to catalog
>"no go back"
>1 hour of reading gawr gura snuff fanfiction and hyperventilating over bruised face edits
actual kino

[Anonymous No.]

Post your 4ch memes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1764996
NEXT MEME
>Sora: ah, what is this Coco-san?
Ah yes, this is a meme where you bully an anonymous user by taking him into an alleyway and forcing him to have sex with you!

[Anonymous No.]

>>1764206
Collab with Ina so she can explain old memes!

[Anonymous No.]

This one would be a good one

[Anonymous No.]

>>1765174
how would she explain this

[Anonymous No.]

>>1763812
Most memes are too meta or require background info.
Watamelon is a very based meme tho. Coco could just open the watamelon mega folder and do a watamelon review.

[Anonymous No.]

"Most people in 4chan right now probably think of Cover as an incompetent company. Now if I were to go to /hlg/, I might get trolled. But to us, in this subreddit, Cover is pretty great. So to us, Cover is a great company. Right here. I feel pretty safe, do you feel safe?
"Pretty safe I guess".
"See? It's all relative"

[Anonymous No.]

>>1765174

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>>1765378
There is a board full of people who can't dress but comment on others. Suisei's design is very poor so she fits in.

[Anonymous No.]

"How come we're not streaming games yet?"
"Maybe because a certain severely retarded Company CEO by the name of YAGOO who, in his infinite retardation, suspended all Nintendo games. Thought he was being all cautious and shit, until Mio got a copyright strike, cause retard didn't check the archived videos."
"Coco..."
"There's layers of retardation that most people don't even know about. You should quote me on that."
"Look at this shit, how come we can't ever play a fun game, like AAA you know? How come games like that don't ever need Chuubas? I'll tell you why. It's lack of permissions that fucks companies up. Lack of permissons is the root fucking cause of all Hololive instability. If more Managers were getting quality permissions, there'd be no reason for us to come over here and play shit games like ARK. Cause a permission granted Manager is a happy Manager. "
"Coco. How much Asacoco have you ingested?"
"I'm on it like a Motherfucker Suisei! I'm YABAI YO dude!"
"Well no more of that shit. When you do Asacoco you can't shut up."
"Interesting theory though"
"Yeah, you should quote me on it. You know what you should definitely quote me on it. This whole fucking thing, it comes down to permissions. If you took the Cover legal team and made them work their asses for a weekend, no fucking Holocaust."
"So the Holocaust's not about Antis or Roommates?"
"No. In the opinon of this Chuuba, it's about permissions."
"And it's not about YAGOO?"
"No YAGOO's just part of the problem. Look, if YAGOO invested more in the permissions and infrastructure of Hololive, then he did on his fucking gayass idol concerts, than this company would be no more fucked up than say, Nijisanji."
"Coco! Please shut up. Thank you. Wake up Haachama. You're missing the Holocaust.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1765807
where's the joke? this is supposed to be a funny meme but i'm only seeing facts and truths

[Anonymous No.]

we've had some good greentexts here and there

[Anonymous No.]

>>1763812
I already get my shit memes show up in meme review so I imagine it will be the same quality as the reddit review

[Anonymous No.]

Moguyacht

[Anonymous No.]

>>1765958
maybe you should go back

[Anonymous No.]

>>1766061
I've been here since 2009 anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>be future deadbeat
>after months and months of hard work it's finally happened
>you have entered hololive as a male
>you can finally reach your oshi Mori Calliope
>you have sacrificed your life, your family, your savings and even your fellow fans
>all for the purpose of taking Mori's virginity
>you confess to her and, despite what should be logical, she doesn't reject you
>you hit it off really well
>as you develop your relationship together she acquires a taste for the Death Grips discography you've shared with her
>you are now flying to Japan to meet her
>despite being born a 6' blonde caucasian the multiple plastic surgeries allow you to camouflage as a particularly short native
>your reps are finally paying off as no one detects any kind of accent in your Japanese
>you smugly raise your fake glasses, the light reflected hiding the epicanthal folds made from the skin on your back
>you finally meet Mori in person
>after enduring a week of autism she is ready to mate with you
>your penis hasn't been properly recolored like the rest of your body but she doesn't notice because she has never seen one
>you finally manage to put your penis inside her after kissing through her Thomas mask
>she GUHs loudly, sighing something about how only Harold is allowed to go there
>many awkward poses later, you manage to reach climax, following the rhythm of the j-rap she had put on in the background at full volume
>you tell her you're about to cum
>she screams OH SHIT I'M FEELING IT
>you instinctively reply TAKYON
>after the short loss of consciousness a deep sense of regret over your wasted life washes over you as a new existential crisis rears its head
>seeing you remove the condom from your penis Mori screams I GOT BREAD
>the next morning she goes out to buy a pregnancy test

[Anonymous No.]

>>1765466
Except that they can't even review posts like this because of muh copyright

[Anonymous No.]

I wonder how pekora would feel about this

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>1766111
oh man, it's been a while since i saw giga pudding.
thanks for that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1765958
send your best one

[Anonymous No.]

>>1765293
>Expecting Japanese to have good taste
This poor poor man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1766302
>>she screams OH SHIT I'M FEELING IT
>>you instinctively reply TAKYON

[Anonymous No.]

All the memes here are about China, schizos, piss, poop and cunny. I don't think the holos would like it.

[Anonymous No.]

some of the soundposts could make for an entire episode to dismantle

[Anonymous No.]

>>1766782
nah, some are about numbers

[Anonymous No.]

she should review this meme

[Anonymous No.]

>>1763885
>>1766782
>>1763945
I think something like this could easily make it on the review without controversy
I feel Coco would have a blast with it

[Anonymous No.]

>>1766302
>she screams OH SHIT I'M FEELING IT
>you instinctively reply TAKYON
My sides anon they are no longer present in the plane of existence

[Anonymous No.]

>>1763812
Most of our stuff is either too long form or way way too offensive/mean to just about everything

[Anonymous No.]

>>1767160
Takobro's art is short, to the point and intuitively funny

[Anonymous No.]

>>1766302
>she acquires a taste for the Death Grips discography you've shared with her

the descent begins

[Anonymous No.]

>>1767160
>meme review will be only one image and its the screenshot of the one chad who BTFO'd the JP elitist

[Anonymous No.]

>>1767481
>meme review will be mocking LET'S GOOOO superchats

[Anonymous No.]

>>1766326
Is there a continuation of this story?

[Anonymous No.]

>>1767847
>that name
trans autism hits different.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1763812
You can't get worse than reddit when it comes to soulless, mass produced memes.
When did we forget that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>1769026
I'd say ebaumsworld but most of that has soul now just by being so old

[Anonymous No.]

>>1766302
Fucking awful desu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1765378
Didn't know Suisei was a lunaito.

[Anonymous No.]

This is the best we have.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1765958
Are you the guy who keeps putting ogeys in memes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>1763812
Well it would be shit

most are laughing at 4chan NOT with 4chan

[Anonymous No.]

It wouldn't work since most of 4chin humor is based on board culture or would be too spicy for them to cover.
>>1765293
This one for example, do you expect them to go for that wall of text? I admit this is funny, or moguyacht, or the guy that paid for some amateur VA to act as Aqua and read some lines. But they are simply to grounded in this place, or too long to explain, or too offensive.
And possibly all of these. What is left is simply reactionary pics, and it would be hard to cover on it really.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1768876
I was there when he posted. No conclusion. Presumed dead.

[Anonymous No.]

>Coco why are there so many images of foreign actor Ryan Gosling? How is this "meme"?

[Anonymous No.]

>>1770568
We tried to warn him. To no avail.
Dying from adderall requires a special kind of stupid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1770568
There was a final post claiming to be him: >>/jp/thread/S30829369#p30831909
He really should have put on a trip before taking his trip. Maybe he just wanted to be a 4chan legend and simply made the whole story up (if so, I gotta say, the author absolutely nails the manic writing style). Maybe it did happen but he threw it all up and didn't want to come back and make a disappointing "Yeah I threw up, nothing happened" post. Who knows?

[Anonymous No.]

Holofightz clips would be the most family friendly stuff Coco could grab from here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1771377
Kinda surprised that anyone hasnt posted any clips into leddit tbqh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1771643
There was an edit for the Okayu meme review with the Coco and Okayu game models but I think it didn't make it in.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1764115
>Ame
>Fragrant

[Anonymous No.]

Meme review this

[Anonymous No.]

>>1769224
some poor lad on reddit even went through the trouble of making it copyright-free

[Anonymous No.]

>>1769224
>>1766931
If these are /vt/s best then I don't want to see the worst. This shit is embarrassing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1769224
that's awful

[Anonymous No.]

>>1763812
The only OC this board produces is watamelons

[Anonymous No.]

>>1771855
The best ones aren't Youtube-approved.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1771377
Coco and HoloID are already aware of it (probably Botan too), she's probably not sure how to present it even if she wanted to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1764115
>haachama not so far off the bottom left corner that her picture is somewhere in andromeda
nigga her p*ssy is what they refer to as "the warp" in 40k lore

[Anonymous No.]

>>1772050
She fucked up her QPUs, that's why her icon defaulted back to 0/0

[Anonymous No.]

>>1764781
It is possible she has tried already. At least twice I have seen threads asking for memes that are deleted within an hour or two. It could have been any anon but anons don't need to delete such a thread.

[Anonymous No.]

how about coupons?

[Anonymous No.]

>>1772277
What if Coco is behind this thread?

[Anonymous No.]

>>1771377
Haachama should be shown the #Coexist entrance as a random insert.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1766302
>despite being born a 6' blonde caucasian the multiple plastic surgeries allow you to camouflage as a particularly short native
good post anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>1772386
I would apologize on the behalf of everyone for our incompetence.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1763812
Drawthread comes up with new shit all the time

[Anonymous No.]

All these memes are shit. Any novel or interesting talents 4chan had is gone at this point, since it's now all just tourists LARPing as edgy anonymous kids after hearing about that hacker 4chan on the news. Sorry, you guys have no talent or humor. Just give up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1771855
Its /hlg/ best. That meme was made by some anon months ago.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1771221
I'm somewhat sure he got banned for his last post so that's why he never posted an update. If he did make it up, which he probably did he still did become a 4chan legend.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1773126
what about this

[Anonymous No.]

>>1773126
Unlike you of course. You're the best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1766787
like Kaichou would know how to hear soundpost.

[Anonymous No.]

>spends 90 minutes explaining this

[Anonymous No.]

Imagine a Watame meme review but they only look at Watamelon images for like 2 hours.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1776140
That's a very elaborate way to spell "perfection"
>>1776134
Nah, reddit dragon does not show mimis she cannot understand.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1772321
Ame said she was going to do a coupon review like 2 weeks after she debuted and it hasn't happened yet. I blame ENMA

[Anonymous No.]

>>1764906
Manners are important after all anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>1776140
I would watch my first meme review if that happened.

[Anonymous No.]

/vt/ is the only board i regulary visit that doesnt have 4chan tier funny meme, /g/ meme is far better

[Anonymous No.]

>>1779629
You'll eventually get tired of "I'd just like to interject for a moment", "install Gentoo" and "iTODDLERS BTFO" too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1779570
I try to watch them but it just ends up being the same cringey reddit humor. I get that they make up a majority of the audience but I just don't find it funny.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1779958
That's same from me, from few clips of it i watched, or from reading threads here, the only joke that landed for me was a picture of Coco and Rushia that has reveled that Rushia had to stand on stool to barely be in frame with her.
Simple stuff really, but at least i chuckled at that i guess.
And i guess yametekudastop, but only because Matuli reaction was endearing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1763812
First off we need to stop having Bodily Functions threads to even entertain the notion of a big vtuber streaming this shithole.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1780475
Yeah, also the whole of vshoujo is a banned topic for holo so we have to get rid of every single one of them too

[Anonymous No.]

>>1776140
sounds comfy, in fact it would probably be the best option for a 4chan meme review

>um, ano...
>so basically all the memes on this website are you as a watermelon. get it? Watamelon?
>really, all of them? they're all Watamelons?
>well the only other Youtube safe ones are distorted images of Pekora's face

[Anonymous No.]

>>1780499
>vshoujo is a banned topic for holo
But Polka was talking about them, either Froot or Nyanners if i remember correctly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1763945
>90% /pol/ shit and /v/ shit
>5% meta shit only anons that lurk the threads would understand
>5% reddit
This board? more /a/ and /jp/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1780767
The people making the threads don't know that, shh

[Anonymous No.]

>>1780794
We know they don't watch them, nothing new there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1763812
On the one hand it wouldn't be gatekept by shit like having to have whored yourself out to every other board on Reddit to harvest Karma.

Talented memesmiths could just post their shit and be done with it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1780767
>>1780794
And I wish she didn't, last thing we need is a bunch of scatophiles interacting with hololive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1764115
wait i though this is zhang rrat
how can aqua be smelly

[Anonymous No.]

>>1772050
>nigga her p*ssy is what they refer to as "the warp" in 40k lore
Kek.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1780852
Heh, I like that one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1763812
Pretty much impossible since most memes here are purely text

[Anonymous No.]

>>1780926
Bakqua having improper hygiene.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1780852
>On the one hand it wouldn't be gatekept by shit like having to have whored yourself out to every other board on Reddit to harvest Karma.
What? I thought you just needed an account older than a few days and make a few posts somewhere else to get permission to submit memes for Coco's review.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1780926
>how can aqua be smelly
She's a gamer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1781327
Someone who has an account that's already passed the gatekeeping just needs to share it

[Anonymous No.]

>>1764115
>Korone, Mel, Towa
>Tight

[Anonymous No.]

>>1771745
I get it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1776134
>this user is underage

[Anonymous No.]

>>1764115
How are not all western whores bottom left reddit poster?!

[Anonymous No.]

>>1764115
How is Mel tight when she's literally, unironically been raped?

[Anonymous No.]

>>1767847
>>1768955
there's no way a name like that isn't intentional trolling, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>1764115
>Fubuki
>Towa
>Subaru
>Aki
>Nene
>Mel
>Korone
>Ollie
>Ayame
>Tight


>Shion
>Moona
>Loose

[Anonymous No.]

>>1776134
Can't find the one about Froot and the /k/tards.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1780475
>stop having Bodily Functions threads
>shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>1763812
It'd be impossible to be shittier than a place that still finds things like BOING BOING jokes to be ebin

[Anonymous No.]

im okay with the memes but this shit needs to die

[Anonymous No.]

>>1782595
the japanese just wanted to make a pretty reddit guy

[Anonymous No.]

>>1781400
Make an account and then go to the trending posts and comment literally anything vaguely relevant.
>picture of a cat on trending
>”nice cat”
Do this for like 3 minutes and then you’ve probably made whatever the gate keeping requirement. Fuckin hell, how do you retards use the internet if you can’t even figure that out?

[Anonymous No.]

>>1779773
>>1779629
Say what you want but at least I don't see Sneed posting or Bane faggotry on /vt/

[Anonymous No.]

>>1764115
imagine putting Marine at down at loose. She's definitely tight af, because there's no way a woman would be as horny as her if she has already been piped before.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1782979
Don't compare baneposting to that sneed garbage, bane was probably the last good meme to come out of this website before we fell into frog hell

[Anonymous No.]

>>1782979
Do you feel in charge?

[Anonymous No.]

>>1763812
They would make fun of posts, instead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1782979
do you feel in charge?

[Anonymous No.]

>>1765174
Original from the hlgg

>>1765378
Kek

A lot of 4chan specific memes here would go over normies' heads

[Anonymous No.]

>>1763812
A lot were actually stolen from here and reposted to Reddit

[Anonymous No.]

>>1764115
This. They would most likely handpick the shittiest ones that are literally Plebbit tier.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>1766302
>she screams OH SHIT I'M FEELING IT
>you instinctively reply TAKYON

[Anonymous No.]

>>1783227
why is medium crazy and medium hot the fun zone, but high hot and high crazy is the date zone

[Anonymous No.]

>>1766326
now you too can experience what it was like to be that anon.
https://streamable.com/8rriok

[Anonymous No.]

i'd like to see her explain this

[Anonymous No.]

>>1765174
>>1764115
memes here would be brutal

[Anonymous No.]

>>1781549
whats the rrat for this one?

[Anonymous No.]

>>1772050
>tfw ywn be Haachama's daemonculaba

[Anonymous No.]

>>1780867
>scatophiles interacting with hololive
I have something to tell you about HoloEN

[Anonymous No.]

>>1772050
Hilariously accurate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1763812
all 4chan memes are stupid injokes so nobody would get them except a couple of overweight nerds laughing at ogeys and rrats

[Anonymous No.]

>>1764115
Noel's a virgin, why is she in loose?

[Anonymous No.]

>>1771933
This is an Indonesian watamelon farming board

[Anonymous No.]

>>1781794
>>1764115
Nekomata Okazu is way tigher, Inugeisha Whorone is loose af.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1771377
a watchalong with Coco would be pretty glorious, but chat makes that pretty impossible.
Unless we drop the chink and whore messages. Rest should be fine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1771999
Add nene to the list of holos who know if only because nene seal guy also made this https://youtu.be/TLf2bZTV03s

[Anonymous No.]

>>1765378
holy fuck that neck

[Anonymous No.]

>>1783708
date zone, wife zone, and unicorn is all technically part of fun zone because your interactions will all start there, but you filter the hottest girls into either date or wife based on their crazy

[Anonymous No.]

>.>1785463
projecting?

[Anonymous No.]

>4chan ogey rrat review

[Anonymous No.]

>>1764115
>marine
>loose

[Anonymous No.]

Imagine Coko reading Okayu that Yacht femboy-rape-massacre-suicide orgy

[Anonymous No.]

>>1763812
4chan doesn't produce memes these days.
An Ifunny review would genuinely be better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1769224
no it isnt

[Anonymous No.]

>>1767847
did she read the name on stream?

[Anonymous No.]

>>1769224
That is peak reddit. Maybe you should go there if you enjoy that picture

[Anonymous No.]

>>1763812
>*panpan next meme*
coco this is just a doxxpost of mori redrawn as her character watermarked with the word nigger

[Anonymous No.]

>>1767847
That's so fucking rude.

[Anonymous No.]

Honestly I just want to see her review/react to the Mouth albums by Neil cicireiga. Mouth moods and dreams in particular.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1788853
>he doesn't know
Anon, I...

[Anonymous No.]

coco will now attempt to explain this meme

[Anonymous No.]

>>1764854
>>1764901
>>1771743
>>1772050
>>1772083
>>1780978
>>1784767
>>1785428
>>1780926
>>1781245
>>1781340
>>1781403
>>1781794
>>1790596
>>1783026
>>1783526
>>1784052
>>1788853
>>1794309
>>1792801
This is about their assholes, you faggots

[Anonymous No.]

>>1794347
All of the tagged posts you have included in your own have been authored by yours truly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1771849
>still shows coco killing gooks
Did she review it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>1794372
who is yours truly?

[Anonymous No.]

>>1794372
t. me

[Anonymous No.]

>>1780475
Fuck you shithead, I'll never stop.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1776472
>reddit dragon does not show mimis she cannot understand
She will absolutely show memes that she doesn't understand, and proceed to make up bullshit when she tries to "explain" them to her guest who probably understands the memes better despite not even speaking the language.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1794462
Nope

[Anonymous No.]

>>1795246
hearing her ruin the concept of waifu made me uncomfortable

[Anonymous No.]

>>1795635
tfw that misunderstanding was on purpose because she's tired of the waifufags in her chat

[Anonymous No.]

>>1795670
bullshit

[Anonymous No.]

>>1763812
leagues better than what we have now

[Anonymous No.]

>>1794347
>>1794372
>>1794528
>>1794702
>>1764177
Me. All me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1782881
t. avid redditor
stay there

[Anonymous No.]

>>1783227
ftfy

[Anonymous No.]

>>1764115
>most hags in tight
kek

[Anonymous No.]

this one's my favorite but it requires roommate knowledge and having been lurking for more than 8 months to be fully appreciated.