Omaru Polka

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Canada is also big

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RC0vR1G_j5E

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https://twitter.com/yukihanalamy/status/1373488142192308224
It seems 5gen collab is postponed, and I didn't even know it was coming in the first place.
Also ChokoFlarePol this evening.

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>>1755802
Her "Toronto" voice was so sexy good lord

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Polka is so beautiful and she makes me so horny. I've fucked her too many times in koikatsu vr. I can't handle this I want to fuck her to real

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boom

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I'd be happy with a Polka mouth noise stream desu

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Polaca...

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no that is not my pen

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one hamburger please

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fun fact polka is hype about higurashi and likes satoko

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poruka hyouka

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>>1756188
>gen 5 collab postponed
Obviously this can only mean one thing...
Obviously!

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Grammar is hard

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You don't even know Japanese, Polka!

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sasuga omarun

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>>1756526
Card?

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>>1757108
I love polka so much but when I heard her say that I visibly cringed.

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So is Polka just the Joker-like persona of a vtuber that had a mental breakdown and retired? They have practically the same face and voice, I think it fits lore-wise as an origin. The animal ears are obviously fake too.

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404 eigo not found

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english is muzukashi

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>thin

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>>1757329
It's 6.69mb. I don't know if compressing it will break something

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>>1757329
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/84554906

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>>1757623
Thank you. You're a blessing. Also that was an amazing embarrassment noise from Polka just now.

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PORKA ORCA ?

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>>1757094
>that 3d tracking

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mad yet bad

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I haven't seen the no audio playing from duolingo yet

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I love it when Polk puts emotion into English words.

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>>1756188
Sadness.

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>>1758107
This is what it feels like when Polka is not streaming

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>>1755802
why do you think she earns so little? I believe is a matter of insecurity based on her body. She needs to get over that and embrace her girlyness like Okayu did

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>>1758295
Most of Polka's money does not come from streaming. She was making 6 figures a year even before she joined hololive. Why do you think her bead is Queen size and your bead is Single.

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>>1758524
Damn you didn't have to destroy him like that, Anon.

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>>1758295
Real talk no memes, it's because she doesn't have a hypnotic grip over a small group of saudi oil princes like Rushia, Lamy do, and while it's growing and this will likely be her avenue for booming success if it ever happens, she isn't quite an EOP magnet yet, bringing in massive numbers to offset not having oil princes.

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>>1758842
Imagine having that much money and the best you can do is be the sugar daddy of a girl you can’t even meet irl

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What about reading superchats though? When she started ignoring it I was worried it would lower her numbers, but even before that she insisted on buying new PC with her own money, in one of early member stream she said something of "it doesn't necessarily to send superchat to say good morning here", and she promoted her ASMR by doing 30-min free version and by leaving mengen streams visible until it's time to start, so I assumed her goal is to build her own community and make up for superchats loss with members. And now mengen ASMR became irregular and she talks about wanting to read superchats without showing any will to actually do it on regular basics.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wYwQ_N_B2kU

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>>1758842
>Small group of saudi oil princes
Is this real?

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https://twitter.com/kakult2017/status/1373631035569700865
>be an omaruza
>make a lot of quality fan art from polka
>not even a follow back
>get followed by choco and get art used
why does Polka ignore her fanbase so much? from ignoring SC to dedicated artists, I feel like every day it's becoming harder and harder to support her

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>>1758842
yes and she doesn't have that grip because she's insecure about her appeal

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>>1764825
That art really is pure sex

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>>1764825
What? She might've not followed that one artist, but 90% of polkas twitter activity is RTing art and RTing "Wait polka followed me?!?!" posts. That remaining 10% are shitposts/stream announcements and she does a lot of those to put into perspective how much she RTs art.

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>>1764248
It's kind of half joke half real, it started after twitch thots had literally that happening to them, but now refers to any individual who whales multiple hundreds every single stream

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Why hasn't she collabled with super ultra giga Nenechi in over two months?

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>>1766903
Why would she when there are better blondes to collab with

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>>1766763
From her like activity it's full of horse pussy, company related stuff and the occasional art. Compared to what her genmates or the rest of the company likes, it's very little if any fanbase interaction

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>>1764825
You're kakult?

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>>1764825
As someone who has drawn art of multiple holos, Polka seems like one of the most active in terms of liking and retweeting art. Not only does she do it very regularly, but she's even pretty varied in the types of art she does retweet.

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>>1766658
this artist is pure sex in general

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>>1764929
I can't even describe her appeal, but I know it's there. Everything she is comes off as like a nostalgia feeling.

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>>1767074
>that polka

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>>1766995
I don't know what to tell you, 90% of the art I see in this thread including the one you just posted I see from her retweeting first.

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I feel like I need fanart now of Flare/Polka as Timone/Pumba and Choco Simba after that

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I really like when Choco-sensei joins in with Polka's singing-rambling

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>>1768191
Fuck, I can't remember where the original stream but I had their live as a background audio once and Choco just randomly sang "Yaki imo yaki imo~~" that was fucking cute.
Anon if you know that one, please tell me

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ORCED

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>>1767074
you can tell this man studied Asanagi eyebrows

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>>1764825
Polka probably keeps a private account for following artists and stuff and uses her official one in a more profession sense.
Something Polka does, that a lot of other Hololive and vtubers in general ignore, is to credit the artist in her thumbnail art every single time. You can click on any of her videos and find the artists twitter profile near the very top of the video description.

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It seems Choko dropped her -sama honorific. Is that because of playing too much Yakuza?

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So I didn't do my reps, how did Choco end up getting involved in these last feew minecraft collabs? Thought she'd rather be taming spinosaurus' and Polka Flare common point is being huge otaku and a love for denpa which I don't think Choco has.

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>>1769346
>private account for following artists
that doesn't even make sense
>credit artists for thumbnail usage
all hololive members (even outside cover) already do that, it's a common courtesy. Maybe not at the top of the description, sometimes they do it at the bottom of their copy paste but the credits are always there

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>>1769425
Couple of month ago Flare did Minecraft collab with Choco, teaching her ways of getting strong equipment. Two days before that she had first actual collab with Polka, where they made plans for next collab on helping Flare with road maintenance, and when playing with Choco Flare for some reason decided to invite her too. So in a week or something they did it once.
As for this two-round trip to the End, Flare and Pol actually talked about getting elitra while doing logo, but I kinda missed when they got Choco to tag along. One could assume she wanted elitra too, but it seems she didn't.

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Polka oruka

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>>1773662
Poruka Oru YO!

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I'm bed is queen-size, okay?
And your bed, SINGLE! OH YEAH

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I want jk Polka to bully me

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>>1778735
JK Polka ASMR when

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HAPPY PORUKA

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>>1764825
>Only seeking validation
NGMI faggot

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cgpKc479JHc 3 streams in one day

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>>1782585
The withdrawal's gonna hit hard

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>>1782585
Polka! My sleep reps.

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>Accepting voice calls

So which guest appearances you think we'll see?

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>>1782894
me :)

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Polka fans that can speak jpn we need your help, chat is trying to bait polka into playing Apex, we can't let that happen.

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>>1783485
Forgive me, anon, for I've grown to like Apex

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>>1783511
Do you really want to see multiple hours of Polka's boomer reflexes, getting lost and separated from her team and then promptly gunned down?

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>>1783485
>less viewers
>bigger chance to get noticed
doesn't sound as bad

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>>1782894
z-zehi...

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>>1782894
>still no calls, just Flare logging in and saying kusa
I'm emotion

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>>1785309
Sora was in chat, but yeah it's basically just been those two in chat the entire time (with flare shitposting)

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>distant fennec noises

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sora has no fear

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>>1786050
>>1785335
>>1785309
I'm glad they're not treating Sora like icon cardboard anymore.

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>ywn be kidnapped by Polka and fed by Soda

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>Polka: stops membership ASMR
>Me: stop membership

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>>1786205
I still know her best for stalking others in Minecraft and that one time she fell out of her chair, but that's a lot better than "the generic idol one" understanding I originally had.

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>>1786216
>*fed by Sora with the flesh of your own kin
God I wish that were me

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>>1786327
>all while Polka watches you and cackles

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>>1786205
Polka never really did due to Polka's history vtubing. Flare I think a lot of it being she isn't actively streaming right now/being pulled on Polka's pace.

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>>1783658
yes

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>>1764825
>be omaruza
>make a small fanart for Polka
>notice her indifference
>blame myself, it probably wasn't good enough for her
Now I honestly fear trying to do something bigger and better and get the same results

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>>1787980
what an attentionwhore

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>>1764825
Polka liked that omaruza art though

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>>1787980
Would you stop spouting this dumb narrative? Polka retweets 3-6 artists a day and 1-2 clippers. Meanwhile rest of gen 5 does maybe 1 a week. Same with Marine, same with 90% of holo talents, like the only one who retweets more art than polka consistently is Fubuki, and most the time it's not even her art.

As far as following count on twitter goes, Polka follows 1100 accounts as opposed to Marine, Fubuki 700. Rest of gen 5 isn't even at 200

It's a shitty narrative and I bet you're just spamming fucking ryona on her art tag and whining she won't RT it or something.

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>>1788274
>narrative
just because someone says something negative about your oshi doesnt mean they hate her. do you really need to blindly accept everything comes out from polka without second thought? i dont need to be an anti to say that her current stream schedule (if she has any) is boring because its just minecraft and ark. i was hoping to see something different coming from her and see her pushing her limits, but lately it just feels like shes comfortable in being extremely average (which she doesn't really like either)

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>>1788513
What? Like sure have an opinion on her content, but this is about a claim that is literally from every angle objectively false (that she doesn't RT art or follow artist). If you want to criticize polkas lack of game choice do that, don't make shit up though.

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>>1788544
most of the point of the post was mentioning how little she interacts with her fans. take a look at her genmates if you really want to go that route, lamy anmd botan go out of her way to reply to their fans, nene goes out of her way to retweet shitposts about her (without tags). i know its just one artist that was mentioned but it feels like she's mainly retweeting/liking clips rather than give attention to her loyal fanbase (not to mention her lack of sc readings which was only mentioned because she got a ton of marshmallows asking about where they went)

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>>1788629
Then say that, but >>1764825 and >>1787980 are very obviously the same person and they are whining she won't RT or follow on twitter.

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>>1788663
its a lot of motives which make me thing polka lately hasn't been performing well, that artists case was just the cherry on top. from cancelling streams, to ignoring her loyal fanbase (including her lack of sc readings), to her lack of membership content and her lazy stream schedule. don't get me wrong, i still want to support her and see her succeed, but lately with what we're seeing (at least on the surface) there isnt much to be happy or excited about polka

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She simply scrapped the idea of the chainsaw-man readalong?

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>>1787980
Enjoy the RT RNG Gotcha!

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>>1788770
LOL, Polka's moto is "do waht other don't" If you want a similar experience with her as what the other streamers do, then Polka is not it. Yes content has been a little slow lately but everyone needs a break some time. Even Lamy too a week off last month.

You have to remember that she does not chase SC's like other streamers. Her roommate explained everything a long time ago in a interview. https://www.pixivision.net/en/a/4557

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>>1789332
shes literally streaming the same shit as all the other on her company do, only difference is she took the ark route instead of apex and now shes streaming a lot of horsepussy which simply is whats relevant at the moment. las time she made something actually different was ai dungeon a month ago or necrobarista 3 months ago. I would honestly preffer she took some time off to rethink her content, because if you really think that's her moto, she's not following it at all
also,
>roommate
that's just her other persona/vtuber. interesting article overall, i already knew she was experienced working with corporations to get the big bucks, but it still leaves a bad taste of it being a bit soulless.

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>>1778735
Polka is being a bully AGAIN...

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>>1789504
Hololive requires at least three streams a week. There is going to be filler streams. It's unavoidable. Expecting every stream to be totally unique is not going to happen.

Have you ever wonder why everyone suddenly does the same specific content at the same time now? Well now you know, Polka is why. She is probably negotiating the deals behind the scene for Cover when she has to cancel streams suddenly. Ever wonder why she is always featured on the Poekmon sponsored streams? I would not be too surprised that many of the non minecraft, ark, or apex streams now days are actually contract deals she has negotiated. There is a reason why Yagoo said she was their biggest scoop, and it's not just because of her streaming content.

Sorry to bust your bubble, but Cover is a souless dark company and idols need to eat too. That's reality. But try and just enjoy the content and not think too much about it. Just don't have unrealistic expectations.

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>>1789926
I really miss those bedtime reading streams tho...

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>>1789989
Me too, hope she finds time to do them again.

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>>1789926
What's more she seems to be getting professional non holo roles under the name Omaru Polka, there was her duet with Azki a few months back for that eroge OP, and she's mentioned in a lot of her member posts she's in the studio actively recording.

>>1789989
>>1790017
Marshmellow hinted they were coming back.

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>>1790802
hopefully these studio recordings include more covers, because if she's going to make more songs like hologra circus it's going to be very painful

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Pick up the phone Pagliacci...

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>>1789332
Does Polka’s roommate still make tens of millions of yen now? No wonder her roommate had a mental breakdown. Her only source of income was practically sliced from the bone. Poor Polka.

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>>1794879
>Her only source of income was practically sliced from the bone
by contract?

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poruka oruyo

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>>1795634
Whose call is that? I can't tell.

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>>1773662

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>>1795691
Fubuki

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>>1794879
How's "tens of millions of yen" as income compared to the cost of living in japan?

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>>1795881
20000000 yen is 183973
I think you'd be hard pressed to find a country where this much dosh is not a lot

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>>1795881
>How's "tens of millions of yen" as income
like 20 bucks

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>>1789332
> First of all, I want to grow my Oda army to 1 million people. But it's only a matter of time, so it isn't exactly a goal--just another checkpoint.
Kinda ironic to hear that from 200k subs vtuber.

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>>1758107
Where is she?
https://www.duolingo.com/profile/wdhi14

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>>1798912
Well just like she said, it IS just a matter of time at this point. Even if it's not quite the Oda army...

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>>1799027
>>1798912
sounds half-assed

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>>1798912
>>1799027
sounds based

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>>1797277
Only slight problem is threefold

1) Tokyo being the one of the most expensive cities to live in the world (though from what I understand she might be based in Sendai which relieves costs quite abit)

2) vtubing is not a stable gig and especially after what happened with Nobuhime I'm sure she's putting a significant portion in savings incase things go belly up

3) Her gacha spending would eat a huge portion of that.

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>>1799888
Dunno where she lives but she mentioned her roommates quite a lot so rent can't be that hard on her.

Hololive is stable and not even compareable to niji where some do it just as a hobby and have a job.

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>>1799888
>Tokyo being the one of the most expensive cities to live in the world
dumb gaijin meme

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:(

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>>1803728
you just lack the equipment

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https://youtu.be/fUcfqw81rPg?t=3102
> tanoshiso
While Polka screaming "HINATA?!!" is fun, duolingo by itself certainly isn't.

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Is she legit retarded? I've been watching this Duolingo stream archive for 30 minutes and she doesn't seem stupid but maybe dyslexic? Whatever it is I want her to make my lap sticky.

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>>1807478
Nah, if you ever listen to Polka talk about literature, you can tell she's quite bright. I think she *chooses* to talk fast and underthink things for comedy. So rather than give a well reasoned response/action she just does the first thing that comes to mind to see how it plays out.

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>>1807733
Literature streams never

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>>1807733
I can see it now. Just had to get used to her voice. Now she's like the perfect slightly older neighborhood girl that will play Mario Kart with me and make fun of me when she wins.

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>>1807478
She is a high functioning autust like most anons here. Both genius and big dumdum at the same time.

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>>1808968
I lost 7 IQ points in the last 8 years and I blame this place.

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>>1808757
You mean you watch literally clown performing on stage and think it's how the actual person is?
You have pretty high chances to get similar impression from watching half of hour of any random streamer fooling around then.

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>>1809404
Nah her manner of speech reminded me of dealing with someone with a learning disability, but it turns out she just approximates some English sounds in a way that's similar.

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Has anyone bought Polka's voice packs? I want to know if an EOP can enjoy them. Any recommendations on which ones are especially good would be appreciated too.

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ORUYO

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I have seen a handful of Polkas videos, but this thread convinced me to deep dive. Easily a favorite now, thanks Anons.

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>>1813078
Poruka Oruka?

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>>1813939
Welcome to the circus!

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New stream in about 1 hour!

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>>1756526
T-tulpa anon?

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>>1818669
>>1756526
just a vr coomer

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>>1817847
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yFjYOZfJw8o

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This whole stream is a clown in her element

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11k! Our clown is a draw, brother!

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im allowed to post this, right?

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>>1819670
>clown not up to scale

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>>1819670
This does things to me

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>>1807478
She said she can only do one thing at a time and it really shows in her collabs but she isn't stupid. Polkas duolingo streams were one of the most enjoyable duolingo streams.

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>>1788544
No one said that she never follows or RTs any artist either. Anons are just surprised that some great Polka focused artists don't get a pity follow. Maybe she just doesn't like their artstyle? Is not like she's forced to enjoy and share every single thing with her face on it after all. And I personally think she has some very specific tastes for art.

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>>1819670
Can I have sauce? Reverse search is not giving me shit.

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>>1820277
https://twitter.com/muffet1010/status/1374304634592841729

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>>1820398
Thank you.

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>>1807478
polka is probably a high-school drop-out

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>>1823291
>the way the shirt sticks to her figure
Hnng

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>>1794879
Well the other Polka's roomnmate is still singing and selling albums

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>>1819041
When Polka says apple in English, it sounds exactly like if she was trying to say my name, and that makes me happy. Same applies to the other vtubers I've seen saying it too, including Watame, Marine, Fubuki and Okayu.

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https://youtu.be/yFjYOZfJw8o?t=268
It's like she doesn't really feel anything for lewding her avatar, but understands how it works and uses it just fine.

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>>1819041
>あっ、交尾か。
i don't even know how i got here but i'm falling for polka

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>>1831867
I like this but wish it was with her normal, vibrant colors.

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>>1794879
Unlike other holos. Polka has two roommates you know. That's why her bed needs to be queen size.

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>>1839581
or one the size of two

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Clown, I ain't reading all that rune shit again! 10 or less words!

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>>1847292
Seems like you've lost your kindness license!

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>>1830910
Polka is a very エロ girl

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NePoLaBo... home...

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>>1852027
Holo5...

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>>1854908
gifs you can hear

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>>1854908
>>1854954
ummm PAH!

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https://twitter.com/omarupolka/status/1374747536053858307

If my google-fu is correct no Pol for next two days.

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>polka loves pokemon
>poruka ORUKA

how did it take me so long to make the connection lmao

https://twitter.com/anipoke_PR/status/1374654725275021315

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>>1857089
From what I get, she says no stream today (not that i expected one at this point), and tomorrow she has some stuff to take care of, so it will be guerilla as usual.
So well, there are chances she won't be able to stream tomorrow, but it's not certain.

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>>1859706
Holy fucking shit.

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>>1857089
Don't you mean "Polka"mon anon? They did name it after her you know.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OKPS8zW5lbU
She is not thinking about playing it, right?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7cAi2Rjfs0c
Ohapol!

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>>1865861
That's guerilla queen for you.

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POLKAZOO

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now this is peak clown content

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It's so annoying. I love it.

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chuu

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>>1867058
Drinking the spit out of Polka's kazoo!

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>>1867058
Why is the boob gap so fucking hot.

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>kumikyoku
Real hag hours

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memes aside, this stream is great, probably my favorite so far

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>>1867352
Polka with the boomer anisong as always.

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I just got home and witness this. This is blessed.

[Anonymous No.]

vuvuzela stream when?

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I am absolutely loving this fennec and her kazoo stream

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Is it wrong I kind of want Polka to do a full version of kazoo halation and drop it on top of Ogas really over the top karaoke just so I can laugh at the most over the top thing I've ever listened to?

[Anonymous No.]

She's still going lmao

[Anonymous No.]

This is the best polka stream and you cannot argue otherwise under any circumstance

[Anonymous No.]

You wouldn't get it.

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>>1868939

>polka on debut
>SUPACHATTO ARIGATOO
>over 10 hours superchat non-stop stream
>polka now
>I MIGHT READ IT OR NEVER READ IT LMAO BYE

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>>1868989
When you're new you feel obligated to thank every single superchat because these people are who started your career.

When youre drowning in them and you realize you will unironically spend 10 hours thanking chats every stream you realize something important:
" They'll still give me money even if i dont read the superchats"

And you immediately realize FUCK IT and stop

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>>1869076
You're telling me Polka gets more SC than Amelia or Pekora?

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>>1869076
>implying she was new to the industry

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I am losing braincells.

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>>1869290
I'm starting to enjoy it

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>>1869124
You're saying you're ok with streamers wasting 45 minutes to an hour of their time at once saying thank you 28034823094829048234 and maybe going on a small 2 second tangent before returning to brainlessly just saying thank you again?

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>>1869553
>wasting
Gura, Rushia, Ame superchat thank streams have equal, perhaps higher value, than actual game ones.
Pekora does it under 30 minutes every time by just reading name + thanks and only reading out messages on special occasions.
It shows that they care and encourage oldies to SC again and new ones to try and SC.

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Polka should get a tuba. It would fit her better.

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>>1869649
>Two ENs and the literal queen of GFE is only ones that can do it well

opinion disregarded.

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>>1869813
>Conveniently ignoring Pekora
Those are just extreme examples you fucking idiot. Almost every holo does it but Polka can't be assed. Stop painting it as a good and sensible thing.

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>>1869392
I enjoyed it from the beginning.

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>>1869870
Please stop talking shit about Polka. She is depressed and physically can't do supachat thanking.

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>>1870064
If you faggot could stop rationalizing not thanking SC for a minute, I could have space to begin being understanding >>1869553
>>1869076

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>>1869649
-Reads 85489248075245 superchats
-"Eating Mike Tyson's Ass, arigatoo!
-Continues as if nothing

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>>1869870
The point was more rushing through them like Pekora does is boring and a waste of time for everyone involved. I say this as someone that's dropped probably $100-150 in SCs to Polka.

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>>1870315
1. Irrelevant 2. HoloJP eigo is shit it would be unintelligible anyway
>>1870352
>rushing through them
You're an idiot. She's thanking donos, giving them due attention. Notice how I used two examples: Ame, Gura & Rushia make dedicated SC reading stream (or dedicate enough time for it after) and they make it interesting.
Pekora, Subaru and others just read out names but that's already good enough.

Pekora and most holos read SC messages in detail offstream. Nobody's asking to read out every SC that's not feasible and nobody does that.

There are circumstances, I get that, but your whiteknighting rationalization of not reading SC is RETARDED.

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Polka... I am begging, PLEASE do another ASMR...

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>>1870064
ow my savior complex

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>>1870440
Your so called whiteknighting rationalization of reading SC is of course, absolutely sound and reasonable.

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>>1870539
You've salad for a brain. What do you even mean by this post, retard? Present your thoughts in a proper fashion.
>absolutely sound and reasonable.
Yes, oshi dropping pretense of caring about donos is objectively bad.

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>>1870539
>>1870664
How about you two stop being dumdums and concentrate on loving Polka.

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>>1870945
>loving
I stopped when my Polka ASMR addiction ran out due to lack of supply.

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>>1870984
You stopped loving Polka?
She won't like that...

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>>1871029
Well, what is she going to do about it? Not thank me for SC? Stop streaming ASMR? Oh wait

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>>1871042
You must be fun at parties.

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>>1871055

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>>1870664
lol Calm down asshole

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>>1871082
I accept your concession.

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>>1870945
There's no love for FAT holos

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Please ignore the one anon who is intentionally trying to stir up pointless controversy and post your absolute favorite Polka pic, and your favorite stream for extra points!

(points can be redeemed for a premium room in Polka's dungeon)

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>>1871312
>>1871074
I want to be Polka the one that ends my suffering

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>>1871312
>pointless controversy
>one anon
Don't try to rationalize fat clown being too depressed to give half shit about donos and we're golden.

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>>1871312
I liked her Necrobarista stream, it's what convinced me to buy the game and I hope she'll play the additional content that's coming.

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>>1871347
Yeah, that's a good one. This artist is really damn good at drawing a more sensual Polka, if that's the right word.

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>>1871312
Error: Duplicate file exists here >>1773662

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>>1871394
Polka was quite surprised by that game since she thought it was going to be much more about coffee than death, but it was so enjoyable and atmospheric, especially with Polka reading it.

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>>1871312

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I can still hear the kazoo...

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>>1871474
>>1871394
>>1871473
>>1871347
Wow there is so much great Polka art, and its in such a variety of styles.

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>>1871434
Casual Polkas due have quite the cool vibe to them, especially in an urban environment.

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>>1871312
more gen5 collabs when

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>>1871594
There was that one that got postponed the other day, so probably soon

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>>1871522
If it weren't for the art these threads would never exist. Thank god talented artists really love this clown

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>>1871522
She does seem to be quite the muse for artists. Maybe because her design is so distinct? Adapting her style to one's own artstyle is challenging yet really amazing when it works.

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>>1871347
put her on a weightloss program

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>>1871676
But why? Polka is already the ideal shape!

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I'm amazed with how many songs Polka went through with her Kazoo. It's easier with singing because you have instrumentals but she went through a lot and kept switching songs in between. She must have a really a good memory

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>>1869228
Not the industry. To hololive. You have to establish that personal connection with your whale simps before you start ignoring them

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>>1871718
>ideal shape
>sphere
You're not wrong.

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>>1871647
>>1871594
>>1871558
Fuck me its all just so good.

>>1871655
That reminds me of a artist that really likes to draw the Oni characters from Fate, super colorful, don't remember the name though.

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Ever since Polka improved her connection you don't see this one as much, but I really love this one.

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Fresh off the presses with some MonHun!

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>>1872503
A dumbass like Nene should NOT be given such a weapon

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Does she still get hopelessly lost in minecraft?

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>>1872609
She's been sticking with a team as of late, so she's been getting lost a lot less. One time it was Choco/Flare, another time it was Sora/Flare.

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>>1871778
There are other girls in Hololive who don't do superchat reading, did they stopped at some point or was like that from beginning?

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>>1872706
I don't think it's about being with someone. She got her reputation of getting lost all the time after collab with Flare.

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Ridi, Pagliaccio,
sul tuo amore infranto!
Ridi del duol, che t'avvelena il cor!

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>>1871354
In his defense since this board started we have had problems where same time every day some SEAnigger would come in and go some variation of "Polka is fat" Then just 2-3 days ago we had the butthurt artist mad that she wasn't following him on twitter and made a few posts in succession. So these threads have a few people just dedicated to shitting on polka on one axis or another it's not a stretch to think maybe we gained another (or it's the same person as one of the previous 2 changing their angle)

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She has finally lost it, it's only a matter of time before she goes full Joker

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>>1872410
how many big macs do you think she eats weekly?

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>>1872569
Super Hyper Ultra Ultimate Deluxe Perfect Amazing Shining God 東方不敗 Master Ginga Victory Strong Cute Beautiful Galaxy Baby 無限 無敵 無双 Nenechi would be too powerful, and risk hurting her friends if she was not limited by a weapon.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=57rCc2RThtg

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>>1872503
You don't understand how much I want this. Well any gen 5 MH squad

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>>1873152
It's a good thing they are the perfect size and no one is left out

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>>1872773
Most of them stopped at some point. Remember most of their videos got holocausted if they're jp holos

Gura is the only one I know with 100% certainty never wanted to read all the superchats and even she still did for the first month or so

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>>1871312

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>>1871312
Already posted here >>1829656 , but this is probably my second favourite image of her
>>1871129
She gets love from me

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>>1873323
>perfect size and no one is left out
:(

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>>1873515
Who?

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>>1873018
>some SEAtard
>some random artist
sasuga schizoanon, creating people inside your head to defend your narrative that external people are shitting on Polka instead of her fanbase getting annoyed of how she's handling things for the past few months

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>>1874003
Polka has fans? I thought this thread was just a bunch of horny people.

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>>1874003
>her fanbase getting annoyed of how she's handling things for the past few months
speak for yourself, I don't care how she handles superchats as long as she reads them at some point, be it on a stream or off stream by herself.

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>>1874069
i happen to be both

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>>1874069
I'm a Polka Fan first and a horny person second

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>>1874003
They literally come in the same time each day and it's always they always start the same way, it's not schizo it's a fucking easy to spot pattern

Also speak for yourself, I am perfectly fine with how polka has handled things.

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>>1874291
I just want to grab polka's belly and clean it for her

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>>1874069
I'm a polka fan, but I'm not horny for her. Is that okay?

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>>1875123
Don't worry, IT will come.

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>>1871312

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https://www.youtube.com/post/UgzdtsCPoQhr6jRBuwl4AaABCQ

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>>1878539
Damn I wish I had a membership

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>>1878689
Messages from Poka to her Members
1) Polka is recording another original song as we speak.
2) She suddenly has the urge to make another 2 cover songs.
3) That anon who keeps harassing her about reading super chats post stream is a cheapskate who spams 100 yen SC's and that is why she stop doing it.

At least that's what guguru can tells me.

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>>1879116
Thanks, anon.
Makes me wonder how much time passes between recording and the song being published, though.

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why does nenepol have the highest sexual tension of all the collabs polka did?

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>>1879761
Because watching Pol torture poor dumb Nene in cute creative ways is chu. Admit it, you just wish she would do that to you don't you anon?

https://youtu.be/tQ1AfrHpST4

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>>1879761
I love gyaru Polka

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I want to have sex with Polka

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>>1879916
It might be cute, but sexual?

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>>1879761
Because they act like sisters, but they're Japanese so incest is a given.

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Polska

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>>1874003
Speak for yourself man.

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>>1892143
wtf polka isn't supposed to be attractive...

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>>1892528

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>>1872569
Gunlance is perfect for idiots though

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>>1892528
She is though?

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>>1892528
Sorry anon. Cover tried their best but failed. Your now stuck in the fox hole.

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>>1901082
I want to get stuck in her fox hole, alright.

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polka is very cute