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17062144 No.17062144 [Reply] [Original]

Which Mori was the best Mori? 2020 post debut Mori? Early 2021 Mori? Post Kiara Mori? Late 2021 super motivated Mori? I'm sure there are many others.

>> No.17062166

>>17062144
Hololive would've been nothing without drama, and since the old dramas have died down after Coco's graduation, they have become nothing. They are so boring. Why would anyone want to watch an unfunny 30+ year old woman pretending to be a cartoon characters while playing video games for hours? This is not entertaining in the slightest. We only put up with it because we were waiting for the climax of the drama. We got that climax when Coco graduated. The only reason that the stream got so popular is because it was the climax. We were all wating for the previous drama to end, but after that, there was nothing to look forward to. The drama was over, and essentially Hololive was over.

Now because of Calli, the exiting drama has a sequel. The difference is that this time it will be about incels of /vt/ vs normies of youtube/twitter. I expect this will drive up Calliope's popularity as normies come to her resque. The more /vt/ reacts negatively to it, the stronger the drama will get, the more normies will try to save her, and the more popular she'll become. This drama will continue until it ends in either a climatic way (Calliope graduates) or an anticlimatic way (incels give up and normies gradually stop caring). Either way, this drama is good business for Hololive, and you can expect Cover to milk it.

>> No.17062185

>>17062144
none

>> No.17062192
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this is just going to become an anti thread so lets just skip to the part where i talk about how i want my manlet body fondled by mori

>> No.17062210

>>17062144
0 calli

>> No.17062284

Fuck off

>> No.17062335

Mori right now. Nonexistent.

>> No.17062349

This is just the same anti thread just written differently...

>> No.17062373

>>17062192
Mori's veiny, milk engorged mammaries...

>> No.17062443

Everybody knows pre-debut mori is best

>> No.17062491
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>>17062373
"You're a big fat ass cow," you declare perspicaciously.
"Yeah? What'cha gonna' do about it?" The buxom bovine brays back bullishly. With her mouth curled into a provocative smirk, she leans over to better expose her bare bottom, the only concession to her modesty being a fragmentary slip of cloth daubed with cowprint.

"Make you moo," you reply straightforwardly, stepping up behind her and bringing the flattened palm of your hand against her bubbly buttcheeks. The faint red mark fades as fast as the ample curves jiggle to a stop, and the hiss of breath from Mori's mouth is more of a moan than anything else.
"That all you got, Old Macdonald?" She teases, thrusting her hips back so that the pillowy flesh of her ass squishes against your midsection. You lean forward and cup her massive milkers in ungentle hands, disregarding the girl's pained, peaking whine as your greedy fingers slide beneath her triangle top and pinch her perking nipples.

Stimulating your stirring stiffness with the salacious squirming of her slutty body, you find your hips rocking back and forth almost unbidden- spurred by some base bestial binstinct in the back of your brain. Breaking from a breast to block her breathing, one of your hands clasps around her throat. Using this leverage you clutch her back flat to your chest, putting you in a position to hiss hot huffs of breath into her ear.
"So?" You enquire demandingly as you hump her plump rump.
"Nnnh- No~" she replies defiantly, spiting the spikes of pleasure driving themselves relentlessly into her brain. You grunt acknowledgement of this lingering resistance. The other hand retreats from her monstrous mammaries only to clap firmly against the side of her ass once more. Again and again you punish her plush posterior, palm painting pinkish after-images across the peachy canvas. Cries cracking with covetous lust, Mori grows louder and louder- especially once you draw the string of her bikini bottoms and kick off your pants so that the searing heat of your thick meat can nestle snug between her bouncing buns.

"Now?" You ask again, the frantic friction of your bodies pushing your patience to the precipice.
"Nnn-GUH~!" She gulps for air. Close, but not quite there. You pivot your assault, pushing yourself between Mori's sodden thighs- letting your cock graze the sensitive, drooling lips of her pussy but never quite passing that precious portal. "Please...~" She whimpers needily at your teasing. Swallowed by impatience she tries to wriggle her hips and angle you inside, but every time you deny her.
"I need something first," you insist.

"Moo! Moo, moo, mooooo!" She shouts humiliatingly from the heights of desperation, only stopping when at last you part her tight folds with the head of your fat dick- plunging deep into her slick, sweltering insides. Several strokes in, she's already squealing. You snatch a handful of her long pink hair and tug it mercilessly as time and again you slam home to the hilt in her heavenly hole. Her cowbell jangles furiously and you have to hold her up as her body shudders in climax, her weak knees knocking dangerously as her clinging muscles flex and tighten around you, trying to wring from you the same pleasure that arches her back and makes her throat hoarse from screaming. It's another two times she twitches and convulses in ecstasy before you join her, shooting syrupy strands of sticky semen straight into her waiting, wanting womb.

You collapse with her in a sweaty pile of sex-stained limbs, wrapping weakened arms about her womanly waist.
"Ee-eye ee-eye oh, bitch," you joke affectionately, planting a kiss on the side of her neck. She jabs you with an irritated elbow, but you can sense her smiling.

>> No.17062775

early 2022 Mori

>> No.17062779

>>17062144
None.

>> No.17062874

2019 mori

>> No.17062933
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>>17062144

>> No.17062955

Debut Mori's manic nervousness was really cute.

>> No.17063031
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>>17062144
punk rock ope

>> No.17067262

>>17062144
eh

>> No.17067782

>>17062144
Debut Mori was best then it was off a cliff if no return.

>> No.17068408

>>17062491
That was hot. I’ll be sure to bring this up for role play next time Mori and I have sex.

>> No.17068484

>>17062144
debut Mori is the best when she actually tried to give a shit about Hololive.

>> No.17068534

Post graduation

>> No.17068615

>>17068484
found the bitch who doesnt even drink lean

>> No.17069136

>>17068408
thank you connor, very cool!

>> No.17069751

>>17069136
He is more into metal animals and men.

>> No.17072361

>>17062443
this actually, if we're speaking about song. there's something i like about pre debut mori that mori era song don't have

>> No.17074479

>>17062144
2020 post debut Mori

>> No.17076558

>>17062144
graduation

>> No.17077068 [DELETED] 

>>17068408
Oh shit, hey Connor! When's the next time Callie is gonna suck off all of Trash Taste? It's been long enough, honestly.

>> No.17077278

>>17077068
nice
TT spitroast Calli when?

>> No.17077372

>>17077278
waaayyyy past that already

>> No.17077576

>>17062144
To me her best stream will always be Persona 3 stream. I love that kind of improvised nonsensical shit. Same with Kiara's "Where is Ina?" Stream.
Too bad one went downhill, but at least the other is climbing steadily.

>> No.17077621

>>17077372
damn
she is insatiable(for youtuber cock)

>> No.17079089

Mori was never good.

But goddamn was it funny to see her speedrun her "character development" from the beginning of
>uwu, nooo sirs plz don't give me so much money, I don't deserve it *sobs*
to
>ugh dudes, I'd prefer it if you just send blank akas without any messages, so I can get through my money quicker, kthxbye
to whatever stage of contempt it is we're on right now, where she's openly antagonizing the core paying part of her fanbase with their own money and gleefully spends it on another man.

I want to say I pity the cuckbraps and they deserve better, but seeing as how many of them are just as eager to also suck Connors cock, for the mere chance that there might be a drop of Mori's brapper juice left on it, shows how pathetic they really are

>> No.17081621

>>17062144
2019

>> No.17082824

>>17079089
if you look at it like that she might not even be better than any twitch whore
if it is enough to be called a chad to pay 500$ you aren't even human

>> No.17082850

>>17062144
The best Mori is coming soon, the graduation Mori.

>> No.17083435

>>17082824
>chad
lol

>> No.17085587

>>17062144
>armpit
lwed

>> No.17085636

the mori between that tweet mocking the deadcuck and backtracking was the best mori, I thought she was going to go all in on the shitposting but she leaned back

>> No.17086860

connor thread

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