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Here are the reasons why i love Calliope Mori, my pink haired autistic reaper wife:

1. She is a dork
2. She raps good
3. She raps fast
4. She has a bad attitude
5. She keeps a steady supply of weed
6. She doesn't believe she is a dork, it's just how she sounds
7. She always makes me a killer cup of coffee when I get home. She has done this for over a year and no one else even does that.
8. We call her the angel
9. I've tried every way to get her to quit smoking weed but she just will not
10. She makes me the best food in the world (as seen in my last post)
11. She is obsessed with animals
12. She has a very strange obsession with dogs and cats. She spends way too much money on flea collars and other things to keep them clean.
13. She's always ready for a fight
14. She always tells the truth, even if it's a lie.
15. I can't stand her but she needs to be here in my life and I don't know how to get her to go away.
16. She is an amazing writer
17. She's a brilliant artist
18. She always helps me
19. She cooks so good
20. She's beautiful
21. She's my best friend
22. She's a great friend
23. She keeps it clean with me (except for number 14)
24. She's not afraid to fight for what she believes in.
25. She supports me when I fight for what I believe in
26. She is always there for me
27. She makes me happy
28. She loves her family
29. She's my best friend
30. She doesn't have a filter
31. She's a huge part of my life
32. She makes me laugh
33. She's my everything
34. She has an amazing mind.
35. She's the best daughter a dad could ask for.
36. She's an excellent friend
37. She loves animals
38. She's my soulmate.
39. She's my girlfriend
40. She loves me
41. She is the only one that could make this go away
42. She doesn't understand a good man
43. She loves to write
44. She is one in a million
45. She is the most positive person I have ever met
46. She is incredibly beautiful
47. She is one of my best friends
48. She hates the way I am but loves me
49. She has changed me and my life in more ways than I can count
50. She is the most awesome person I know
51. Have you seen her boobs? They are huge.

>> No.16978532

>>16978472
Instead of making this thread you have made some lean and drunk it.

>> No.16978573

>>16978532
*could

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>>16978472
okay cuckbeat

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>>16978472
>She raps good

>> No.16978857

>>16978532
LEAN = ALCOHOL.
She is not aware of the latest black hip hop slang. She has lived in japan for years. She is a rich white woman, that has gone nowhere near the Ghetto.

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facts

>> No.16978910

>>16978887
that contains troll additions and is out of order

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>>16978472

>> No.16978950

>>16978472
>14
Kek

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16978955

I also like callis music. This is my favourite track of hers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AACOxAxGKbk&feature=share

>> No.16979067

>>16978927
lol

>> No.16979112 [DELETED] 

>>16978857
Cuckbeat cope.
I'm in contact with Cover's investors and your oshi is done

>> No.16979125

Are people here anti drug or something now? I'm confused.

>> No.16979184

>>16979125
I'm anti stupid ghetto drugs in a country that will arrest your ass worst than the US

>> No.16979223

>>16979125
drugs are bad, anon

>> No.16979315

>>16979125
Burger here, most of us have a distinct hatred for opiates especially for how they've destroyed the country and how they're passed out like candy to our relatives.

>> No.16979461

>>16979315
This. Opiates are directly controlled by big pharma and everytime people rally to get some accountability the politicians stop it from happening. Now before you say "well the individual made a bad choice" even taking them as prescribed can lead to dependence.

>> No.16979582

>>16979184
You can get arrested for a fucking inhaler in Japan. Their drug laws are fucked.

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>>16979125
It's easy to make fun of, people generally dislike opiates and the origins of lean in southern hip hop gives plenty of meme material

>> No.16979707

>>16979125
There's many more factors here then just drugs, like even celebrities who got in trouble for drugs almost always did so for bringing their drug habit to a foreign country. I imagine if any place was against drugs it would be a place like this but it's likely most people here are just as drug-addicted as those they criticize. I will agree everyone who didn't also shit on her for being an alcoholic is a hypocrite but I feel like she did get shit on for that here at least some.

>> No.16979762

>>16979125
>Anti drug
Nigga she used the most dangerous substance and it might affect her life forever

>> No.16980203

>>16979762
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JjPXb6Eqxi4

>> No.16980524 [DELETED] 

Deadcucks anonymouse paying for connor's condom fund since debut.

>> No.16981271

>>16979125
no, it's just hilarious. but i also hope she's not actually addicted to cough syrup because it's a really fucking bad thing to be on

>> No.16982724

>>16978472
She looks pregnant in that image

>> No.16984164 [DELETED] 

>>16978472
she raps and she braps
she cucks and she sucks
she leans and leaves conor's dick clean

>> No.16984194

>>16979125
When you're in another country you follow their rues.

>> No.16984229

52. She sips dat purple drank

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>>16984164
kek

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>she raps good
stopped reading there deadbrap

>> No.16984729

>>16979125
In my opinion people shouldn't but I'm not a nazi about that, what is bad is her saying it blatantly considering you are a public figure at this point and then backpedaling

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>>16978887
>Connor tweets "easy W"
Masterfully played, we're all puppets in Chad-nnor's play

>> No.16986551

>>16984729
i'm a nazi

>> No.16988139

>>16986551
me too

>> No.16989941

>>16978532
Is that what Mori would do?

>> No.16992180

>loving mori

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