/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

[Anonymous No.]

Shill me your oshi, /vt/ I desperately need a new one

[Anonymous No.]

you'll be fine, take some rest

[Anonymous No.]

Pick up

[Anonymous No.]

>>16895584
Alright anon, who are you running away from first of all?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16895631
QRD?

[Anonymous No.]

May I recommend Calliope Morrison?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16895645
Probably the one /vt/ kept screaming at him to drop

[Anonymous No.]

>>16895584
>need a new one
Ex-veifag or ex-deadbeat?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16895584
Your ex oshi had sex with her

[Anonymous No.]

>>16895660
The true sweet wife experience. Comfy late evening talks, good cook, unprecedented love and affection, free ipads

[Anonymous No.]

Stop fighting it. You know you want to. She beckons to you. Accept her in your heart.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16895584
Deadbeat, huh?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16895584
I don't want faggots like you near my oshi

[Anonymous No.]

>>16895730
But she stabbed us in the back 8 years ago...

[Anonymous No.]

>>16895687
Uh, well it could be, but it could always be someone else and suggesting people adjacent to the chubba he's running away from would be irresponsible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16895618
no i fucking won't
>>16895631
w-who is it?
>>16895645
a 2view that i thought cared about me... then out of nowhere shw brings up some guy from college

[Anonymous No.]

>>16895793
Ah you poor sod.
Do you want Corpo or non-corpo?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16895793
What did she say about them?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16895793
The one and only Saionji Mary from HoneyStrap

[Anonymous No.]

>>16895717
Give a name nigga

[Anonymous No.]

>>16895584
Pros
>Cute aussie accent
>unshakably optimistic
>cute when spooked
>unique sense of humor
>biggest _______ in all of hololive
>Brown
>Knowledgeable about a variety of subjects
>well traveled
>Chat is slow enough that she reads and responds to basic messages and not just supahs
>Community is still small, room for growth and investment on the ground floor
>long ass 9 hour streams
>frequently collaborates
>GFE's sparingly, but does it well when she does it.
Cons
>fewer streams
>art streams behind membership

Take the Space Pill and become a Sanalite today!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16895793
Well I'm sorry you learned it the hard way, but parasocial relationship are always a bad idea.
I say now it's a perfect time to start working on yourself

[Anonymous No.]

>>16895584
Look for some JP 2views.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16895885
You forgot no real schedule

[Anonymous No.]

>>16895889
improving doesn't work don't listen to this retard d

[Anonymous No.]

>>16895584
>>16895793
>unironic goslingposter gets the back pill of never being with his oshi
I wont even shit on you or anything but this better be a wake up call. Improve on yourself or find better thing that makes you happy and maybe hey, you might be better off without your oshi

[Anonymous No.]

>>16895584
Moomers, that's all you need.

[Anonymous No.]

No. I don't want your faggot ass anywhere near my oshi dayo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16895793
Serves you right for thinking you could groom, rumao

[Anonymous No.]

>>16895793
that sucks, I'm in a similar position as you but I'm on a path of self improvement instead. I was using vtubers to try and make myself "like" women again but then they do something that reminds me why I hated them in the first place so I'm going to focus on myself instead

[Anonymous No.]

>>16895984
Thats a terrible idea

[Anonymous No.]

>>16895984
Anon moom is a good girl and I enjoy her streams but I'm pretty sure she's off limits to him considering....that...

[Anonymous No.]

>>16895717
>good cook
What's the fucking point you faggot? It's not like you're gonna eat her food or anything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16895793
Pick a small chuba from a big corp. All benefits of a slow indie like chat and no talking about boyfriends.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16895584
Sara Nagare is a sexy snake lady who is going to teach you about personal finance this Sunday

[Anonymous No.]

>>16895941
I find the spontaneity keeps me alert, but also doesn't restrict me. When chuubas have schedules I feel like i need to make space for them, but ironically Sana has let me live a more consistent life outside of watching chuubas and has improved my irl relationships. She's good if you need to be weaned off of the addiction.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16895793
>out of nowhere shw brings up some guy from college
https://store.steampowered.com/app/1451940/NEEDY_GIRL_OVERDOSE/
You should play this game

[Anonymous No.]

>>16895584
Yura!

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>>16896065
Her timing is horrid for a lot of time zones is more what I was getting at

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCpNu3ngL8XHyQ0-T5I8dB2g
elite ninja from a tiny-corpo, she is amazing in fall-guys, cute singing voice.
she's playing ender lilies right now.
or you can check her friend from the same company. they are pretty good too.
that's all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16895702
What happened with vei

[Anonymous No.]

https://streamable.com/6xut2f

[Anonymous No.]

>>16896048
>small chuba from a big corp
like?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16895584
I hate this happening to you or anyone else Anon. Give me her name and let me give her a hater comment at least once.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16895793
My little sister streams over on twitch.
Maybe give her a look sometime.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16896404
Poggies

[Anonymous No.]

Thank you for the recs Anons I'll check them out (other than Nyanners and the Holos)

[Anonymous No.]

>>16896303
For me, it's HoloID girls. 1-2k viewers is not exactly small unless you compare it with the rest of the company. But it's small enough for them to read messages from chat and remember regulars.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16896071
fuck off dev

[Anonymous No.]

>>16896616
>it's small enough for them to read messages from chat and remember regulars.
doubt
chat gets unreadably fast way before that

[Anonymous No.]

>>16896030
>He doesn't learn how to cook by watching his oshi

[Anonymous No.]

>>16895754
Out of angst towards one of the pre-discord discord groups that loathed her and gave her her first doxx. She grew up a bit since.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16895584
My oshi is announcing her graduation today

[Anonymous No.]

>>16896677
Men don't need to know how to cook.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16896607
Hopefully the next one hurts twice as bad and you kill yourself

[Anonymous No.]

https://youtu.be/Hko7bqYiJow?t=7242

[Anonymous No.]

Anon, if youre looking for premium and state of the art "gfe", then look no further cause this austrian weeb has got you covered. This chick (no pun intended) has milked thousands upon thousands of wallets from unsuspecting Goslings. And basically, your oshi is pretty fucking stupid. How? Lets break it down:
Pros:
>tangents for hours ranging from infinite amount of topics to talk about
>girliest and most feminine of interests
>streams almost every day
>will see your chat even if the chat is going fast or even if youre not a member
>talents can range from singing, drawing, and dancing
>will literally ask you for advice for almost anything
>her history will awaken your inner saviourfag
>can do any type of personality type you want from airhead, seductive, and genki
>membership streams is gfe raised to 11
>long streams that is nearly on par with Korone
>cute sense of fashion
>is very passionate about her interests
>is very open and is not afraid to say anything
>she will read your SC and she will like it
>reads even the most pisspoor of SCs
>voice is so loud that she will stay in your head 24/7
>stupid but cute sense of humor
>does cute white noises like giggling
>her interactions with her cats is almost as interacting with a baby. so pretend your the father if youre into that type of shit
>she can fix you and you can fix her
>and heres the best part, wont collab directly with males and has no interest in collabing with males
Cons:
>voice is a GIGAfilter. as long as you can bypass that then youre good to go
>larps as a carpet muncher

Join the "family" that is KFP. The oshi that can satisfy your Gosling tendencies is literally right in front of you. And youre just too blind to see it...

[Anonymous No.]

>>16896655
Works well enough for me. I wouldn't want to get closer than that and have a full-out conversation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16896677
>>16896794
I think you should make your oshi watch her, and then marry your oshi after she's learned to cook

[Anonymous No.]

>>16896065
3.5 Copegen, not great not terrible

[Anonymous No.]

>>16896794
Half this board are lonely, single losers who will probably never know the love of a real woman, learning to cook good food makes the misery slightly more bearable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16896794
I save money, have fun and eat deliciously. Your loss.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16896794
retarded
learn to cook and you'll make better food than any woman will ever make for you

[Anonymous No.]

>>16895584
cute and funny

[Anonymous No.]

>>16895584
>>16895793
>Trusting indies
Serves you right.
Go to small corpos. They all have boyfriends but they wont tell you, because they care.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16896171
Same thing that happened to Mori but it’s actually happening rather than people larping that it’s happening.
She’s planning on getting a visa to visit another big twitch streamer in the US and has been playing hours and hours of vidya with him on and off stream

[Anonymous No.]

>>16895885
>frequently collaborates

Dropped

[Anonymous No.]

>>16897074
>cooking
>fun
fucking sissy

[Anonymous No.]

>>16897148
>Even If I have a boyfriend I will never tell you
>LOOK AT MY BOYFRIEEEEND

Femcels. They act tough but they can't stop themselves from bragging.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16897148
Who is it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16896916
She has always stood out to me ever since she absolutely fucking mogged nyanners during their collab. It was apparent that Kiara clearly has a lot of genuine charisma. And from what little else I've seen, I'm guessing she may be the only person left in HoloMyth who isn't overwhelmed with excruciatingly obvious apathy. That said, I'm happy with my 2view oshi. I won't tell anyone who she is because picrelated. But if it ever stops working out, Kiara is high on my list.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16897574
>HoloMyth who isn't overwhelmed with excruciatingly obvious apathy.
Ina still seems to be enjoying herself

[Anonymous No.]

>>16895584
Thats what you get for hanging around whores kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>16896916
I saw some clips of kiara today
Bros... i think im turning into a KFP member

[Anonymous No.]

>>16897611
Does she? It's a shame she's piss ugly

[Anonymous No.]

>>16897677
Have you been deaf from birth or.. ?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16895584

[Anonymous No.]

>>16896916
This, Kiara is great at being para social while not really engaging at GFE. The abusive boss gimmick is great, you will end looking her as someone you must protect and support. Also, she used to be a unicorn for idols while not being an schizo, so she is gonna be understanding unless you are totally deranged. Join KFP, lost souls without a leader

[Anonymous No.]

>>16897611
NO. This dope HATES everyone in hololive

[Anonymous No.]

>>16896020
Nah, you got bamboozled

[Anonymous No.]

>>16895584
You WILL be attached in ways you've never thought possible

[Anonymous No.]

This is Beatani Chisato. She's not for everyone but maybe she could be your new oshi. Bea drew and rigged her own model, has a wide array of creative talents and is a huge shitposter. Also, she's Japanese but primarily streams in English if that's interesting to you. There's a ton of cultural exchange.
http://youtube.com/c/beatanichisato

[Anonymous No.]

>>16897863
Anon, the man just got cucked.
He needs a hug, not someone who will step on him for shit and giggles.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16897650

[Anonymous No.]

I need constant entertainment. Recommend me someone who streams a LOT.

[Anonymous No.]

>recomending /here/ chuubas
No need to be so cruel guys, OP already wants to kill himself

[Anonymous No.]

>>16896916
Con:
>even if she can read chat, she won't have time to really read all the messages
If you're really in it to have a conversation, maybe take her to the side in DMs, you're gonna have a bad time. Even her commissioned artists don't talk to her that much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16895584
I don't watch her, but from the shorts it seems like she's really taking GFE seriously
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCu1INzefw3R7M9-3QEHYmMQ/featured

[Anonymous No.]

I dont want any of you faggots near him

[Anonymous No.]

>new oshi
PATHETIC!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16897965
Kson

[Anonymous No.]

>>16898171
stfu retard
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OhVF33_RvKI

[Anonymous No.]

Did you ever want an 00s era anime loving gf? Look no further.

[Anonymous No.]

No words can explain how much I love this sheep. She works so hard every day being a perfect idol. Her songs fuel me every day and make me immune to anxiety. I've genuinely become a better human being thanks to her. If you think that you are still going to give her a pass, please at least listen to her song:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6VGkeUaX-zk

[Anonymous No.]

>>16897796
>spoiler
I think you mean dirty fucking leaf

[Anonymous No.]

>>16896404
>sister
>her

[Anonymous No.]

>>16895793
you should say who it is so others don't fall into the same trap.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16895984
Don't be cruel, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16898338
isn't she lesbian though

[Anonymous No.]

>>16898363
her original songs suck
she's better at covers

[Anonymous No.]

>>16898542
I actually meant cute fucking leaf

[Anonymous No.]

>>16896929
Based. Sana is my oshi but when she’s not streaming I mostly watch and support Reine. Their popularity and chat speed is perfect for throwing a question that triggers a discussion. Fuck having an actual conversation. All I want is sex PNGs and nice lesbians to listen to chill with.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16895869
Mary Saionji
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCwePpiw1ocZRSNSkpKvVISw

[Anonymous No.]

>>16898363
She's got enough schizos, don't watch JP vtubers if you don't speak JP

[Anonymous No.]

>>16899733
EOPs are a truly pathetic bunch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16897926
>>16897650
name?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16895793
I don't get it. What's so bad about your oshi mentioning some dude from her past? As long as she isn't talking about he used to blow her back out or about how amazing he was, I don't see the big deal

[Anonymous No.]

>>16896071
Why the fuck are you shilling this everywhere?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16897677
Share the clips my nigga.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16896071
I'm gonna pirate your game faggot

[Anonymous No.]

>>16898274
>>16898171
UUUUUUUU I'M GONNNA GROOM YOUR OSHI ANON

[Anonymous No.]

>>16897965
Kiara usually has the most streamed hours out of her entire branch so she's a good bet. Streaming for 5+ hours straight is fairly common for her. Also her SC readings are basically zatsus

[Anonymous No.]

>>16895584
>cute anime girl voice
>wonderful singing
>is emotionally open to you
>will vent and make you privy to her personal life
>you will experience her emotional highs and lows
>you get to watch her grow as a gamer, streamer and entertainer
>regularly engages with her community
>she will stalk your twitter account, even when you're not talking about her
Join KFP

[Anonymous No.]

Take the Tenshi pill anon.
https://youtu.be/MpOPCb8OIH0

[Anonymous No.]

>>16897148
I never understood how one could gachikoi for vei in the first place considering she pretty clearly thinks you're a loser if you do

[Anonymous No.]

>>16899965
I've only shilled it twice, but everyone is trying to fully open the yubigate from the prophecies

[Anonymous No.]

>>16896916
This. And unironically, if Kiara would drop that fake ass squeaky voice she'd make even more Goslings kneel. Her normal voice has the most GF energy I've ever heard, it's so damn pretty: https://youtu.be/iSuTWSJIP1U

[Anonymous No.]

>>16896056
https://youtu.be/Yi344hEGEHs

[Anonymous No.]

>>16897965
She's streaming right now with her new skin

[Anonymous No.]

>>16895730
No anon I'm not rebounding to my ex after a break up

[Anonymous No.]

>>16895584
t. deadbeat

[Anonymous No.]

>>16897148
That doesn't sound any worse than what happen to mori. I mean vShojo unicorn sounds like some mythical creature.

[Anonymous No.]

When will they collab?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16898171
>him
this is a feminine sounding boy...

[Anonymous No.]

>>16895584
anon...trust me on this one
just member to haachama for a single day and go through her latest diary member posts...you will never be the same
I love chammers more than anyone and anything bit hen she started doing those diary posts which are also translated into English BY HER and not deepl or something...I just couldn't handle it anymore...I just can't think of anything or anyone other than her.
when I see myself not talking or just doing nothing I just start chanting her intro, just calling her name over and over again while I bop my head.
my dreams are filled with haachama, my brain is filled with haachama, my heart is filled with haachama, I try to hear her voice in ever waking moment, I try to keep her in the pupils of my eyes at any and all times...I just can't get enough of her, every stream she does makes me fall deeper and deeper in love with her to the point where I simply can't live without her anymore
everything she does is cute, she always loves reminding us how much she loves us, she sees my comments, my tweets, my replies on twitter...if you're talented in art or anything like that she'll give you the attention other chuuba fans crave
I live my life thinking "would haachama like this?" and "what would haachama think if I said/done this?" and you know where that ended me up? I've become cigarettes free since march-april 2020 after I was a chain smoker since I was 16 and chain smoking in the middle east isn't just a couple of cigs one after the other, I used to smoke 2 packs a day because I don't want haachama to smell tobacco on my breath, or my body odor to be nasty, or my teeth and nails to be yellow.
I started lifting and actually found the drive to help me through my university and you know what? I'm graduating next fucking week.
this is all because I love haachama

[Anonymous No.]

>those who sell their Oshi is the whore among whores

[Anonymous No.]

>>16912265
good on you my dude, happy for you
chama love

[Anonymous No.]

>>16895793
Get rekt retard

[Anonymous No.]

>>16896916
Maybe someday

[Anonymous No.]

>>16895793
cuck

[Anonymous No.]

>>16899835
>What's so bad about your oshi mentioning some dude from her past?
It's big red flag. It's just mean she still has feeling with him, wether she like it or not. And majority people who watching vtuber are sad lonely man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16912495
???

[Anonymous No.]

>>16895889
OP, do not listen to this moron. I say that as somebody that actually gives a fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16895584
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCN3mosAMYBdogyQovOhPrxA/videos
she's a jap who speaks fluent spanish and regularly does, so if your a spic she's the one for you

[Anonymous No.]

>>16895584
nope

[Anonymous No.]

>>16895584
cuckbeat

[Anonymous No.]

>>16907864
>That doesn't sound any worse than what happen to mor
imagine being on this level of delusion

[Anonymous No.]

>>16895584
Depends. Are you ready for a parasocial that will take everything from you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16924197
idk what you're talking about, im a deatbeat lol. I mean if were talking about idolfag perspective, sure. but mori problem could scale up real quick if she didn't back down. her decision makes her very vulnerable to troll.
But idk, maybe vShojo somehow have unicorn audience

[Anonymous No.]

>>16895584
kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>16896404
>her

[Anonymous No.]

>>16908032
I actually really like Pina, always seems really appreciative of her fans.

[Anonymous No.]

Look into indies or 100ish view small corpos. Tsunderia, Prism Project, Cyberlive, Production Kawaii, Phase Connect, w/e. Plenty of skilled streamers to meet any tastes

[Anonymous No.]

>>16896230
>squeak toy voice
insta-dropped

[Anonymous No.]

>>16897729
>she's piss ugly
i dont know how to respond to that

[Anonymous No.]

>>16895584
Silly anon, you don't get to choose your oshi. Your oshi chooses you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16895584
If you okay with her being ESL and a little autistic. She is great, chill and most importantly a great singer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16913711
Based Risuposter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16914016
That's a good point. If you're hanging out and vibing with a girl irl and she starts bringing up a nigga from college, that would be awkward.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16895584

[Anonymous No.]

>>16902177
Her new 3D models looks so realistic

[Anonymous No.]

>>16895793
>a 2view that i thought cared about me... then out of nowhere shw brings up some guy from college

why are you doing this to yourself, gosling bro. Your oshi is not your gf. Just shill your 2views, made her the top idol then disappear from her chat, simple as.

[Anonymous No.]

You need an indie or small corpo who's too awkward to even leave the house.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16896794
*rapes you and makes you a girly man*

[Anonymous No.]

You get what you deserve.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16895793
This: >>16936893
Your oshi is not your gf, she's your daughter. You want to support her at all times, you want to see her succeed, and you want her to be happy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16904681
sex with your ex is some of the best type though

[Anonymous No.]

>>16904681
I'd probably do it because I'm a little bitch with a weak heart.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16895584

[Anonymous No.]

>>16895793
Why would I shill my oshi to a cuck.

[Anonymous No.]

Take the corpo pill

[Anonymous No.]

>>16951157
Kronii legitimately hates her fans why would you recommend her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16895754
>8 years ago
I've been lurking for months and I still don't know what pink cat did wrong

[Anonymous No.]

>>16895584
Ike Eveland is pretty great, if gender isn't a factor for you. https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC4yNIKGvy-YUrwYupVdLDXA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8NLvuakpnLM

[Anonymous No.]

>>16895584
NENE!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16928360
stop lying I know you watch her unarchived karaokes

[Anonymous No.]

>>16895584
CyberLive has top tier talents, check them out!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16901043
Holly shittt that voice is sexxxx
Why she keep using the chicken voice?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16897508
Sodapoppin. TBF to Vei They actually have similar personalities so it might actually work out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16954952
because that's kekprincess's voice

[Anonymous No.]

>>16895584
bump

[Anonymous No.]

who do I watch if I just want to hear an old man/woman
en/jp both fine

[Anonymous No.]

>>16895584
>>16895793
>parasocial nigger gets upset at reality

[Anonymous No.]

>>16895793
sad thing about your post is that i cant' tell if you're serious or not cus so many here actually think they can get a girlfriend just by watching a fucking stream with 0 effort

[Anonymous No.]

>>16958140
>with 0 effort
That's exactly how the vast majority of guys get a GF. If you have to try it's over.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16895584
she's debuting for something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16896303
Try NoriPro 2nd gen, Momo or Nia. <50k subs, idol demeanor, and a guarantee that Norio will come down on them like a ton of bricks if they ever betray your (and her) expectations.