Hololive Global

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>>16692984
>naked underage gura
gonna get deleted

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I love Gura?!

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Thoughts?

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UOOOOOOOH global

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Risu post?

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Imagine having to study for a test? How dumb do you even have to be?

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https://litter.catbox.moe/yo941f.pdf
I ran the pdf through google translate if you wanna check it out

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kronii post

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>>16693130
Looks pretty good to be honest

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I refusebto post in the other

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wamei post

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AAAAAAAAAAAAA I'M SPLITTINNNNNNNNNNG

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what do we call this clique

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>>16693185
The outcasts

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>>16693185
What's Lui's lore?

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>>16693151
>13-17: 0.7%
UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

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>>16693199
kek

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Gura's channel viewer stats
91.5% male

Viewing device
53% mobile
34% PC
10% table + console + TV

Ages:
15.7% ojisan and obasan
6.7% underage

By region:
29% North America
30% Asia
13% Japan

Top 6 countries:
26.2% USA
12.6% Japan
8.8% Taiwan
6.4% Indonesia
5.0% Philippines
3.0% Canada

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>actually 2 globals vying for our attention
I'm in my popular phase

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>>16693151
PUYOPUYOCHADS WE'RE IN

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>>16693151
GO AUSTRALIA CHILE GO

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>>16693205
tardwrangler

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>>16693185
Holobombshell.

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>>16693185
Cock A Doodle Hoo

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>>16693185
The Irrelevants

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>>16693185
My wives and Iofi

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>>16693205
iirc, she's the chairmen of the secret society, so she's 2nd in command after Laplus.

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>>16693223
And somehow you fucked them both up by not including the text

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what is this mean?

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>>16693268
How many times the original commercial was seen on YouTube.

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>>16693151
>Yakuza and Puyo stream were sponsored
n-noo.... it can't be...

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>>16693268
viewership of the CM

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kneel

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>>16693268

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>>16693151
>Gura's broken arm

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>>16693151
Europe…. PLEASE like Hololive more…

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>>16693294
>viewership of the CM
The Chinamen?

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>>16693151
Their chart color schemes are giving me a headache.

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>>16693223
This is not legal. Meidos should clean up.

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>>16693268
>>16693301
Still disgusted that this happened.

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I love Ina!

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>>16693317
and yurofags begging for holoEU? roru rumao

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Is that okay mori using "official hololive account" donate connor?
It doesn't matter even she fuck with connor but can she stop using hololive brand?

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>>16693151
i remember...

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>>16693151
>Aqua x Botan Red Bull Sponsorship
Forgot about that, didn't they get a fucking fridge for that?

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>>16693318
CM Punk

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>>16693151
>zoomers are 40.3% of the audience
Bros... We're actually fucking losing. We're actually being replaced by these fucking WHELPS who don't even know Better Off Alone by beat alone...

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>>16693367
gurinabros...

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>>16693364
holy shit learn english before you post here.

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>>16693349
Yes nigger that’s the point

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>>16693339
I bought the fries. They were ok.

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>>16693321
>default Microsoft Excel graphic settings for Cover's confidential data analytics report
Wow it's that easy?
I thought data scientists studied algorithms and number crunching and programming languages on top of econ and finance to get these jobs

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>>16693373
Aqua did for sure

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>>16693317
Europe isn't one listed as one country like America is

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>>16693391
The future is now, old man

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>>16693395
>>16693367
>Watchalong
>53% of hololive viewers use mobile
All holos should do at least 2 watchalongs a week just to filter all the phones.

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this is the reason they don't want to invest on European.
Aussie and kiwi alone beat the entire continent

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>>16693151
>8.5% of EN audience are girls
Jesus Christ. That means for every 100 posters here there are at least 7 (accounting for trannies) girls posting in every thread at any given time.

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>>16693248
I don't see Kiara in there.

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>>16693478
i'm a girl btw

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>>16693476
Are Europeans just too cool for vtubers?

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>>16693291
Yeah, you didn't know that? Kiara's first Yakuza stream was debatably one of the best sponsored streams for EN

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>>16693151
>Red Bull limited stickers sold out in 20 minutes
>FamilyMart thing had the third highest sales effect in the history of printing whatever that means
>25 million JPY / $218.8k from Curry Meshi
>1.4 billion JPY/ $12.2mil from the Azur Lane collab
Hot damn.
Also interesting to see that the people from Taiwan more interested in HoloEN than HoloJP with them taking up 7.4% of JP viewers. EN has 8.8%.

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>>16693417
They literally copied out a single channel's analytics into a excel sheet for each branch.

HoloJP - official channel
HoloEN - Gura
HoloID - Moona

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>>16693478
Honestly these viewer metrics just prove that there were never any women here. Sorry for ruining the joke.

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>>16693506
No god dammit. I don't care what year it is. The original rules dictate that there are no girls on the internet.
NONE.
0
This can't be fucking happening.

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>>16693506
no female has ever uttered these words in the history of the internet

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>>16693516
>Also interesting to see that the people from Taiwan more interested in HoloEN than HoloJP
Taiwanese are more likely to speak English than Japanese

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btw, there are 2 active /hlgg/ right now

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>>16693506
show us your tits

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>>16693511
Euros are in the worst timezone for any JP or EN primetime streams.

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>>16693151
>29% North America
Damn, all Canadian viewers.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IGviVpVE1fA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IGviVpVE1fA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IGviVpVE1fA
Stream ALiCE&u here too!

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>>16693151
why do the screenshots from kiara's Yakuza sponsorship have the 2hu puzzle bobble game in there

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This thread will be chosen.

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>>16693554
meanwhile the Japs can't learn Eigo even if it meant saving a life

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>>16693185
kino

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>>16693470
wonder how many of them would do the shit towaflip is forced to do for watchalongs

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>>16693600
UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

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>>16693561
this one is the numberfag thread

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>>16693523
If data analytics/data science is this easy behind the scenes for every company then maybe I should really get into it

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>>16693627
motto motto

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>>16693151

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gonna chum now

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>>16693626
Dead hours do be like that.

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UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

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>>16693506
UWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I LOVE YOU!

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BASED raw shark cunny poster keep going

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UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
THIS CUNNY POSTER NEEDS RAPE CORRECTION!

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stop torturing me, I have to pee but I can't go while I have a boner

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>>16693151
I guess Cover can't take credit for non-Cover projects, huh?

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>>16693619
Some, but if they're willing to put the effort in then they can stay. It's the majority who wouldn't that needs to leave.

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>>16693612
They could, they just have no reason to, because Japan is a self-contained society

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>>16693151
>JP gens only have their combined sub counts listed
>EN and ID gens have bar graphs comparing every individual member
>IRyS isn't even listed

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>>16693694
>do be
get out of here IRyS

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>>16693151
GIVE ME THE RERUN WITH MARINE AS A SHIP YOU CUNTS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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ToT ToT

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Wait a minute this isn't /hlgg/, this is UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO9OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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>>16693761
And they shouldn't Amelia spearheaded that. And there hasn't been a charity stream since.

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>>16693775
Confirmed that IRyS isn't a Cover production.

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>>16693151
Seven poems Mumei...

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>>16693151
What happened to the chumkiddies...

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>>16693516
>>25 million JPY / $218.8k from Curry Meshi
In one week

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well whats going on in this thre- oh MY UOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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THIS THREAD IS SO UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

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>>16693151
>confidential
ummm

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Cover hates Irys and she was hired as a practical joke

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>>16693839
>>16693761
Didn't Amelia's stream raise over 200K?

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Ame would've been infinitely better if she was flat and cunny

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i hate chumbuds

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>>16693882
YouTube doesn't gather analytics on kids 12 and under so you can safely assume that many her viewers are prepubescent.

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fully erect

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i built a thing that lets me rewatch streams with automatic archive replay. i basically only watch gura, what are some good non-gura streams with fun threads?

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I love chumbuds

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>>16693923
same desu
t. chumbud

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>>16693941
How do they know? Wouldn't they be using their parents accounts?

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>>16693955
major events? outfit reveals? sports festivals?

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>>16693151
how confidential is this thing supposed to be, anyways? I didn't notice when it leaked

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>>16693985
Or no account

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>>16693955
Where is the thing?

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>excluding Holostars
So we should make a split when Holostars EN happen?

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>>16693918
More than 300k since Ame added around 70k from her personal pocket.
Biggest animal donation from a single stream.

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>>16694018
damn brats

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>>16693955
share it on GitHub or on one of the programming generals on >>>/g/

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>>16694005
It's probably just an internal "what we did this year" just for the company to show that they actually did something that year to the employees. It aint that top secret.

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>>16693955
gimme

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>>16693989
if gura's in it, i've probably watched it already, but good point in the outfit reveals
>>16694028
on my local computer. i need to figure out a way to filter tourists from using it before releasing it

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>>16693985
>>16694013
Just imagine.

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Is this the grooming thread?

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>>16694161
now it's a good thread

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>"Is there one for Hololyzer...?"
Huh, guess the holos also use hololyzer for supas.

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>>16694070
Makes sense

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>>16694191
Hilarious that youtube's super handling is so bad that they too use third party tracking.

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>>16693151
>Gawr Gura channel attributes
wait did you said there is a femalechumbud?

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>>16694315
>0.2%: 64+
jeez there's some lolibaba out their

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are we ogey?

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>>16693230
The forbidden trinity.

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>Kronii tried to get vocal training and was told by her instructor that she wasn't ready for solo singing and to "join a choir"
Is this normal? Wtf is this advice?

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>>16694368
I think the elderly are an untapped goldmine. Lots of disposable income and vtubers can easily play off being their grandkids.

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>>16694446
Yes. Choir is where a lot of people start.

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>>16694403
gura said ogey today so I'm ogey

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>>16694446
learning to harmonize with people helps you find the notes you're supposed to hit or something like that

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>>16693417
>confidential data analytics
You know this is the presentation they give to their prospective sponsors, right?

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>>16694480
>>16694527
I forgot to add:
>This is why Kronii has only been able to get one vocal training lesson
It sounded like the vocal instructor decided to stop teaching her because they thought she wouldn't learn anything from lessons for solo singing. Is it normal for that to happen, or is it possible to get 1-on-1 vocal training for any skill level?

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>>16694571
it possible to get 1-on-1 vocal training for any skill level

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>>16692438
It's not exactly intended for the general public but it's shown to everyone who they want to get as a sponsor so it's not exactly a state secret or anything.

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>>16694546
nude is censored

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>>16694571
i'm not too sure then desu, from the outside looking in it seems like they really didn't want to take her on as a client for whatever reason (overbooked but already had the first lesson planned, too much of an undertaking in their eyes).
but yeah, there are instructors out there that definitely do 1-on-1 from any skill level

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>>16693151
Damn they really like those promotions huh?

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>>16694571
For beginner singing you don't even need a tutor, just a voice recorder

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>>16694005
see >>16694659

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>>16693882
someone in company probably intentionally leak this.. They want this file to go viral and attract more companies

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>>16694403
Actually yes.
We're having loads of fun with this PDF

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>>16694714
SOARAN SOARAN SOARAN SOARAN

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>>16693151
>Philippines is their next biggest market that they haven't pandered to yet
HoloPH when???
God imagine the shitshow that would cause to every party involved

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what's the deal with this forced meme "unicorn hate" that I keep seeing pop up in the catalog?

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>>16693523
Our numberfags are unironically more autistic and more suited for the job for these sort of things

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I do enjoy being me in general.

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>>16694669
Of course they do, it's their bread and butter.

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From the pdf
>※R-18ゲーム案件もキャストによっては対応可。応相談
Ok i laughed, looks like cover isn't opposed to r-18 sponsorships.

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>>16694824
UAB sponsorship when?

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>>16694777
One of the regulars in the numbers thread is a dude who does Search Engine optimization and trends analysis for sony and the like, he's the guy who does the charts that you might have seen floating around

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>>16694824
Uoooooh Imagine the cunny collab, Shion, Gura, Laplus and Rushia staring in Comic LO and doing a readalong T o T

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>>16694824
UOH?