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i come to you, dear anons, to proudly annouced that ive finally masturbated and nutted to every hololive girl exactly 69 times.

the hardest thing about this glorious achievement were girls like gura and Laplace because im not a pedo like you, and sana because her models sucks.

but even harder was not nutting to calli marine or kiara more than 69 times... if i didnt do this challenge i prob would be at like 690 times for them. like all i need is to think about them to release my hydrodinamic fluids , so i really had to contain myself.

as you can tell, ive grown to be really attached to big anime mommy milkers, but nutting to flat girls, and i mean flat like subaru and susei, not lolis, was a refreshing change of pace and ive enjoyed it more than i thought i would. i feel like each nut to teir workbench chest helped to broaden my dicks horizon.

now i challenge you! yes YOU ANON!, to follow my footsteps and make a once in a liftime experience with this challenge...

now that the ultimate post nut clarity hits, i have a hard time to decide what nexts to cum. should i lay down my sword, and have it ready to strike till new
hololive girls are added, or shoudl i walk the path of overcumming all evil in this world by doing vshojo girls next.

>> No.16520491

>>16520066
Great job anon, I'm proud of you

>> No.16520608

>>16520491
thank you that is really nice to hear :)

>> No.16520671

Sigma grindset on display

>> No.16520805

>>16520066
Good man. Treat yourself to copious amounts of pizza and pills, anon. You deserve it.
You could try out nijisanji. It's definitely a tougher prospect due to the sheer number of whores in that company, but I'm confident that you'll be able to overcum it.

>> No.16520873

>>16520066
nice

>> No.16520876

>>16520066
pics or fake

>> No.16520953
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16520953

Very based. If you're going through Vshojo next, make sure to also include the Vtubers that orbit their group, like Haruka, Layna and Snuffy.

You'll especially enjoy the latter as she has a milf variation apart from her flat chested design, both in 2D and 3D.

>> No.16521007

>>16520066
s-sugoi...
If I were to do the same, my biggest hurdle would be nutting 69 times to my oshi... Once is enough to break my heart, 69 would leave me in ruin

>> No.16521091

>>16520066
>harder time stopping at 69 nuts for Kiara
Yeah sure, you fucking liar anon. I bet your a pedo too and the whole not wanting to nut to Gura or La+ is more of your fucking lies.

>> No.16521172

>>16520066
Unless you jerk off like 4 times per day you know this is impossible right? If you really did this please seek help asap

>> No.16521208

>>16520066
there are roughly 50ish holos (not sure if you also nutted to the stars), so 69 times each is roughly 350ish times.

If you nut once a day that will take you a year.

>> No.16521275

>>16521208
Maths are not your strong isn't it?...

>> No.16521286

Maybe he counts pictures with more than one of them as scoring multiple members with one coom, which seems like the most efficient method.

>> No.16521306

>>16521208
Do you really think someone on this board only nuts once a day

>> No.16525614

>>16520066
meds

>> No.16525696

>>16520066
the madman did it

>> No.16525790

based?

>> No.16528632

>>16520066
retard

>> No.16528773
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16528773

>doesn't like loli
You're cringe.

>> No.16532359

Fubuki is just too cute.

>> No.16532402

Proof or GTFO.

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16532642

>>16520066

>> No.16532667

>>16520066
Based

>> No.16532780

>>16520066
you haven't nutted to the best girl, Yagoo
your job is incomplete.
go fulfill your destiny now

>> No.16533909

>>16532402
gtfo

>> No.16535027

>>16520066
You're a degenerate, you should only nut to your waifu and be loyal to her. How can you say you love your waifu if you nut to other girls?

>> No.16535150

>>16520066
thank you for your service

>> No.16535219

>>16521172
Four times a day was only one than my avg in highschool, Six on a determined day easy.

>> No.16535296

put me in the reddit screenshot :^)

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>>16520066
Nice try but this is literally impossible and I have to call this bullshit out.
It has been 51 days since HoloX debut, you'd need to fap 7 times a day for 41 days and 6 times a day for 10 days to fap to 5 members 69 times each.
You want to convince me you're not a pedo while fapping to Laplus 6 times a day?

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16536290

>>16520066

>> No.16536337

>>16520066
You are an inspiration anon

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16537189

Why are we vshojofags evil again? I forgot

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16539042

>flat like subaru and susei

>> No.16539148

>>16520066
>nutting to Sana was hard
gay

>> No.16539528

>>16521172
He didn't say he did it in a day you baka. He probably did it over the course of months.

>> No.16539549

>>16520066
based

>> No.16539611

>>16536097
mr koro with the facts

>> No.16541369

>>16536097
he probably counted group images as multiple charters at once, which would significantly reduce the number of times he would need to jack off total. The hard part then would be getting the more popular characters to 69 quickly and then finding group pictures without that character in them to maintain efficiency

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>>16520066
I, too, want to cum 69 times inside this athletic hag every single day

>> No.16549173

>>16520066
Do nijisanji. If you have good luck they will release only 3 or 4 gens more before you end the challenge.

>> No.16552034

The only vtuber that's pedo to cum to is lilyhops

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>> No.16556696

>>16520066
I've already failed this, as I've definitely jerked off to Lamy more than 69 times

>> No.16556837

>>16520066
Call shenanigans. Holo X only game out like a month ago. Unless you're counting ghost loads. No way you had enough batter in tank.

>> No.16558820

>>16521275
Yours isn't grammar either...

>> No.16563103

i refuse to let this die

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16564076

>>16520066
>not a pedo like you
says man who's fapped to lolis hundreds of times

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