[ 3 / biz / cgl / ck / diy / fa / ic / jp / lit / sci / vr / vt ] [ index / top / reports ] [ become a patron ] [ status ]
2023-11: Warosu is now out of extended maintenance.

/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

View post   
  [?]In ghost mode, only threads with non-archived posts will be shown
File: 89 KB, 620x412, 2DF5946E-E98A-4B5E-B94B-1EAAA217A20F.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
16242847 No.16242847 [Reply] [Original]

You haven’t unironically fallen in love with your oshi, right?

>> No.16242880

They are all whores.

>> No.16242902

I'm sorry OP, but I have. Can you elaborate on how Hololive is like delicious steak?

>> No.16242918

>>16242847
No. I literally view them as circus monkeys for my amusement.

>> No.16242984

>>16242902
The steak is a metaphor

>> No.16243064

Of course I have. What's the point otherwise?

>> No.16243117

>>16242984
Indeed, but I want you to elaborate on it. I personally can't relate my experience watching hololive to Cypher's steak metaphor

>> No.16243201 [DELETED] 
File: 423 KB, 640x640, fnf-boyfriend.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
16243201

>>16242880
VTubers are the evolution of the waifu where you can now be cucked by your waifu (or oshi who cares). Before, there was only fanart of your waifu in which you could self insert as the dude fucking them or imagine its someone else, but there was never anything real to back up that fantasy.
Now when a vtuber goes and fucks someone, they can simultaneously cuck millions of people at once. It's not the same as the voice actress of a waifu fucking someone, because they were never the character they portray in the same way a vtuber is. So much of what you fall in love with in a vtuber is their actual real life personality. Even considering that the extent to which they play a character varies between vtubers, it's virtually impossible to be 100 percent fake and have nothing of your actual personality slip out when you're streaming for hours at a time, meaning most give up and just stream as themselves even if they were playing a character at first.
Do you truly believe any of these women, who as most of us know through doxxing are at least attractive enough that they'd never have to worry about being able to get laid if they want, will stay abstinent just for the sake of people they don't know? Even if you have no hard evidence leading to believe they are getting pounded by bbc on the reg, it's only a matter of time. Watching, waiting for that one fatal slipup where a male voice comes on stream or they accidentally fail to refer to their boyfriend as "brother" or "dad" and the facade all comes crashing down. At that moment you will know a form of cuckoldry that before was not even possible, and it will be a shared sense of dread with upwards of millions of men all at once.

>> No.16243265

>>16242847
No my friend, I've BECOME my Oshi

>> No.16243272

>>16243117
Hololive is a bunch of women behind a pretty mask. A mask that which, if taken off, would destroy many weebs that are in deep. These are human women who are just acting under the guise of really heavy make up. The companies “idol-like” image cover what’s beneath

>> No.16243279

>>16242847
I specifically chose my oshi because I know I won't fall in love with her.

>> No.16243300
File: 2.48 MB, 1920x1080, dad reading the newspaper.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
16243300

>>16242847
I did but the love is platonic

>> No.16243307

>>16243201
didn't read a single word of that you dumb incel

>> No.16243372

>>16243201
Boyfriend-kun is the new face of cuckposts?

>> No.16243419
File: 65 KB, 1068x601, gigachad.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
16243419

I did, and that was the point.
3D women are TRASH.

>> No.16243454

>>16243272
I guess I'm in the minority here because I choose to enjoy 3D over 2D without hesitation. I'm in love with the roommate.

>> No.16243503

>>16243454
She better at least be hot

>> No.16243530

>>16242847
No... yet

>> No.16243538

>>16242847
I don't watch vtubers I would actually want to spend time with
I only watch chuubas that are asocial, greedy, rude etc

>> No.16243544

>>16242847
shit i might

>> No.16243593

>>16243503
There's not many clear pictures of her that I know of, but she seems to be. It was her personality that drew me in.

>> No.16243706
File: 3.56 MB, 1664x2200, Rapist outside your window.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
16243706

If I ever find out where my oshi lives...

>> No.16243707

>>16243593
Hottest roommates I know are nene, towa, Mori, and Rushia. And while they’re not popular for that reason alone I know it certainly helps

>> No.16243719

>>16243272
Absolutely fucking this!

This is why I can't take big vtubers seriously. Just the company side of it creeps me out.

The idea of just streaming and honestly having a good time with an anime avatar hiding your real face is great! But this idol stuff seems really fucked up and that's why I prefer smaller independent vtubers who still have some kind of souls and aren't just doing it for money but for fun.

>> No.16243790

>>16243707
You will probably tell me I'm blind judging by other opinions I've read on here, but it's Marine. I want to spoil her so badly.

>> No.16243796

>>16242847
Told myself to never fall in love with internet women ever again cause you have no idea what's going on behind the screen

>> No.16243806

>>16242847
My oshi is the only person I know that I genuinely love.

>> No.16243832

>>16243272
I want to fuck Mio
I want to marry Mio's 中の人

>> No.16243974

>>16243790
Ehh marines not the BEST looking but I can see the appeal. I bet if I understood more Japanese I’d like her a lot more she seems to carry a lot of charisma

>> No.16244019

>>16243974
Exactly, charisma for days and she's so down to earth. Worked so hard to get where she is today. I really think she's cute, too.

>> No.16244093

>>16242847
Not really, but i've reached this thing called "unconditional love" i guess i understand the moms of criminals now

>> No.16244175
File: 152 KB, 850x649, pumped up kicks.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
16244175

>>16244093
>i guess i understand the moms of criminals now
I know exactly what you mean

>> No.16244203

i only love my oshi ironically, and i ignore the creeping influence of sincere endearment

>> No.16244405

>>16244203
You will commit

>> No.16244420

>>16242847
>Ancient Greeks loved mythical women
>silence
>Renaissance romance writers loved Madonna esque women
>silence
>normalfags love celebrity girls
>silence
>musicfags "stan" girls in bands
>silence
>/a/ fags obsess over fictional girls for over a decade
>silence
>vtuberfags love a vtuber controlled by a real functioning person
>DUR SCHIZO UH YIKES THATS A PARASOCIAL RELATIONSHIP YOU KNOW?

>> No.16244470

>>16244420
You think Socrates ever had a chance to interact with fucking Athena?

>> No.16244497
File: 2 KB, 324x36, schizo zoo.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
16244497

I... hate this place, this... zoo

>> No.16244517

>>16244470
the point is that he didn't but nobody calls socrates a schizo

>> No.16244606

>>16244470
I mean... in a sense, yeah

>> No.16244654

>>16244470
How do you miss the point this hard?

>> No.16244655

>>16243272
bruh ive been a doxxfag since ive started watching holos, their roommates are known to me and require no effort to find.
>a mask that would destroy weebs
this is like saying people will be crushed to find out that dora from dora the explorer isnt actually a mexican child.

>> No.16244668

>>16243454
>>16243707
You come into the world of vtubers, a hobby where the whole thing is based on hiding your real face with a 2D one, just to lust for 3DPD. What's the fucking point?? It's like going into a vegetarian restaurant and ordering a steak, it makes no sense at all.

>> No.16244715

>>16244668
Not really. It's more like having a crush on someone than ordering something at a restaurant that isn't on the menu. I don't really get what's so confusing about being attracted to a human woman.

>> No.16244804

>>16244668
Roa is suing Narukami on the grounds that vtubers and roommates are one and the same. That means according to Nijisanji there's no difference between the vtuber and their roommate. /vt/ will have to change the rule about roommate posting since Nijisanji, one of the most prominent vtubing corporations, has decided it's complete bullshit and filed a lawsuit in opposition to that standard.

>> No.16244806

>>16244668
I guess I’m just attracted to flaws. While I’d gladly fuck ANY Hololive girl if given the chance, the one I stick with is because I care beyond that. Unfortunately

>> No.16244918

>>16242847
>Hololive

Just give me my juicy steak instead

>> No.16244963

>>16244715
It is EXACTLY like ordering something that isn't on the menu. You go to any other non-vtubing streamer, she uses her face to stream, she puts on makeup to look good when streaming, whatever, her 3D appearance is on the menu. You watch a vtuber, you'll never see her 3D face if her opsec is good, she does not ever expect nor want you to see her 3D face, it's NOT on the menu. Why don't you just watch a 3D streamer?
>>16244804
rrat. Besides, the vtuber and the roommate can be the same person. That says nothing about whether or not spreading around the 3D appearance of a vtuber is taboo.
>>16244806
Again why not just watch an non-conventionally attractive 3D streamer? Some Holos used to be 3D idols, why not just watch them instead?

>> No.16245069
File: 495 KB, 1345x553, cypher.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
16245069

>Do we have a membership mr Anon?
You know, I know these girls doesn't exist.
I know that when I simp my brain is saying that my oshi is juicy and deleicious
After nine years, you know what I realize?
*sighs*
Ignorance is bliss
>Then we have a deal
I don't want to remember nothing. Nothing. You understand?
I don't want to be called a simp. You know someone important gigguk
>Whatever you want mr Anon
Okay. I give you my mom credit card, you insert me on the membership I'll get what you want.
>Access to the CSC of your card
No. I told you I don't know them. I can get you the mom that does.
Your mother

>> No.16245080

>>16244963
I would watch 3D of my Hololive oshi if she was available. But no other 3D streamer fills the niche personality wise. I figure most vtuber girls before their debuts are ugly so their personalities are usually more humble. In the end that’s what we are looking for

>> No.16245133

I have. She's talked about her taste in men before, and it hurts me. I'm torn between the love I developed for her & the knowledge that if we ever met IRL she'd be disgusted by me having an ugly face & being bald and I can't fix those at all without extensive surgery.

>> No.16245207

holy shit this thread is proof that /vt/ not only hates 2d but would rather watch 3dpd instead. what the fuck even is the point goddamn bunch of hypocrites

>> No.16245228

I did, unfortunately. It hurt a lot when I had to drop her.

>> No.16245240

>>16242847
Is my oshi the exact type of woman I want to marry and have kids with, and watching her makes me happier? Yes.
Do I give her money, buy her merch, or intend to spend any money on her at all before she is even my actual girlfriend? Hell fucking no.

>> No.16245291

>>16245207
Ignorance is bliss anon. And no one would take 3dpd over 2D if it was possible . Some are just too grounded in reality

>> No.16245313

>>16245228
What happened anon?

>> No.16245350

>>16245313
She aborted my child

>> No.16245374

>>16245313
She hate me.

>> No.16245403

That's part of the idol appeal

You're watching a show where their struggles and successes are the stuff a narrative is built on, and you're a part of it because you watched it happen (and might even have financed it too). Some have described it as the feeling of being a parent more than a fan

>> No.16245422

my oshi is my older sister

>> No.16245463

>>16245422
You think she's actually going to get Cover to reject your application?

>> No.16245466

you can't fall in love with a 2D animated anime girl voiced by a woman you'll never meet irl

>> No.16245470

>>16244963
If spreading around a vtuber's appearance is taboo then we can't talk about vtubers. I'm actually fine with that.

>> No.16245588

>>16245470
You are beyond retarded, I can't believe someone like you even knows how to breathe.

>> No.16245965

>>16245466
I have. It's a one sided love that mostly just brings pain, but it'd possible.

>> No.16246123

>>16245588
If the vtuber and roommate are the same then so are their 2d and 3d appearances.

>> No.16246212

>>16243201
Didn't read lol

>> No.16246351
File: 160 KB, 560x720, 1616888864955.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
16246351

>>16243201
Based and truthpilled
I treat vtubers like any other streamer and save my love for my waifu

>> No.16246447
File: 312 KB, 1920x1080, 1637381262374.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
16246447

>>16243201
I thought it was widely accepted anyone who caught feelings for chuubas are the highest tier of retards and cucks

>>16244420
>/a/ fags obsses over fictional girls
>silence
What the fuck are you talking about?
Also I see normalfags and musicfags who stan real life people on the same level as people who fall in love with chuubas

>> No.16246496

>>16246447
Nope. Any chuba who betrays those feelings is the worst of the worst.

>> No.16246615

>>16243201
Imagine being the one to cuckold many

>> No.16246750

>>16244470
>Athena
>not even Aphrodite
fucking pleb

>> No.16246779

>>16242847
Think about it. You can browse hundreds of streams to find your favorite person, but irl that would mean dating hundreds of people, it's a lot more difficult.
I bet most vtubers don't realize how unlikely it is for their goslings to ever find someone they love as much as them.

>> No.16247006

>>16246750
>liking a whore
Athena is a pure virginal waifu

>> No.16247040

>>16247006
don't you talk shit about my oshi!

>> No.16247256

>>16243265
K-Kronii?

>> No.16247436

>>16244963
It's nothing like ordering something off the menu. What? Especially if they like them for who they are (assuming the chuuba is authentic enough) and especially if there ->can<- be no difference the chuuba and the 3D streamer. It's just about as real as "celebrity crush" (if they aren't delusional have gone overboard)

>> No.16247475
File: 304 KB, 600x720, 055ED750-5BCF-4F40-A04A-D5C0C8919DD2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
16247475

>>16242847
How can I NOT fall in love with my oshi she’s lovely and sweet and caring and I’m saying this from the depths of my heart and not because I was threatened being turned into compost or anything

>> No.16247500

>>16242847
>You haven’t unironically fallen in love with your oshi, right?
No, I consider her someone I admire and aspire to be. "Love" would honestly cheapen what I feel towards her.

>> No.16248072

>tfw too autistic/retarded to feel love
Never had a crush as a child, never fell for the waifu meme when I was browsing /a/ every day for years, and now I'm not falling for any chuubas.

At least it prevented me from becoming an incel.

>> No.16248289
File: 359 KB, 1536x2048, 20220111_175349.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
16248289

But of course I did. You really expect me to have another person to love?

>> No.16248754

>>16244655
what the fuck she's not mexican?

>> No.16249091

>>16242847
Nah. I legitimately don't think I could ever fall in love with anyone. I could really really like them, though. Which is the case with a number of chuubas.

>> No.16249154

>>16244804
Believe it or not /vt/ is free to make its own rules regardless of what any or every vtuber corp says.

>> No.16249196

>>16244655
I won't stand for this slander of my mexican loli waifu

>> No.16249210

>>16242847
No.
But I like fapping to them.

>> No.16249700

Yes I have. I don't want to go back to the time before I loved her. She makes me happy and loving her is easier than any love I've had previously. I don't think I'd keep watching vtubers otherwise because the culture gets boring after a while.

>> No.16249760

>>16243832
Based hag lover.

>> No.16251818

Bump.
Don't die on me, thread.

>> No.16252584
File: 202 KB, 850x1100, __oozora_subaru_and_shigure_ui_hololive_and_1_more_drawn_by_shigure_ui__sample-947e12f99f3213ea078665d4900faf60.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
16252584

I spend more time listening to her than anyone, of course I'd fall in love with her. Her mom is cute too

>> No.16252679

>>16244470
He indirectly interacted with Apollo, so maybe.

>> No.16252984

>>16242847
i will marry and make 8 children with Haachama

>>
Reply to thread [?]Don't expect anything heroic. Your post will not be uploaded to the original board.
Name
E-mail
Subject
Comment
Action