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16059535 No.16059535 [Reply] [Original]

>woman humor
This is why I want Englishspeaking Holostars.

>> No.16059640

>>16059535
Pamomi is a holoID clipper faggot full of clickbait and dramabait

>> No.16059655
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>>16059535
I mean I also want Kronii's Breast Milk.

>> No.16059728

>>16059640
>implying they don't actually flirt all the time

>> No.16059765

>>16059535
Stop shilling your clips here, pamomi kun

>> No.16059778

>>16059535
>Reine is strai-

>> No.16059803

>>16059778
She's just hungry.

>> No.16059881
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>every single chuba is DEFINITELY a lesbian!
>we swear!

>> No.16059903

>>16059535
Women are funnier than men

>> No.16059997

>>16059881
They're not, they just think horny=funny.

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>boobs

>> No.16060052

>>16059881
Please ignore ALL roommate clips talking about sucking dick or what dudes they like!!!

>> No.16060074

>>16059535
Imagine not being satisfied With nijifaggots

>> No.16060229

>>16059535
Reine messaging Kronii about using her abs as xylophones was one of the funniest shit I’ve watched this week though.

>> No.16060404

Retarded thread but Mysta and Vox are 100x worse than this

>> No.16060875

Literally all Cover has to do is hire a gen on men with charisma who are popular with both men and women irl. They'd pretty much all be guaranteed to be a hit, but they're blind and don't recognize how these things work.

>> No.16064231

>>16060875
> Implying any man like that would like to be a chuuba

>> No.16064314

>>16059535
Gura is funny

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>>16064314
>band kid humor but the one whos telling the jokes is a grown up woman larping as an anime kid
Its nice to know that chumfucks are still devoid of all humor

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>>16064597

>> No.16064650

>>16060074
>>16060404
I dont watch niji homos. Whats their humor like? Judging from the tweets screenshotted here and the complaints i see, im assuming its youtube comment section tier humor

>> No.16065116

>>16060052
I appreciate your attempts to shake it up a little atleast samefagchama, but you keep regressing back into your old habits.

>> No.16065124

>>16060875
If cover ever released chill males not catering to fujos, someone like Banderas, I'd probably give them a fair shot, but as it stands they'd probably go the Niji route and hire manchildren to make fujos coom and who have retarded reddit humor.

I've watched plenty of male streamers, but I watched them for either humor, good story telling and skilled gameplay. They don't need a 'cute 2D boy' avatar for any of those, so no reason to make them into vtubers. In contrast I watch girl vtubers for eyecandy and cute girly noises

>>16064231
>Kuzuha exists

>> No.16065220

what happened to Reine? Where is my Reine that got flustered and uncomfortable when Coco wanted to fist her.

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>>16064650
Screenshots posted here are rarely reliable and exaggerated. NijiEN male humor is like any average meat twitch male streamers https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0At9ZUu3Em0

>> No.16065521

>>16059535
Watch Gura. She's hilarious and doesn't fall into the usual issues with female comedy.

>> No.16065601

>>16060875
Because a chuuba man that isn't a faggot exists anon

>> No.16065713

>>16065364
Can I send this to cover for copyright for using footage of Amelia in this disgusting faggot shit?

>> No.16065731

>>16064231
Jim was avatarfagging 10 years before Aichan. Same shit but without the animation.

Too bad my main nigger's dying of literal cancer.

>> No.16065833

>>16065731
Don't pretend Jimbo was some early adopter of chuuba-ing, half of the retards on YouTube have some smarmy dog avatar in a suit to represent themselves

>> No.16065884

>>16065833
No, that's certainly not my point.

I'm saying, if you were avatarfagging for a decade, you'd be fine with being a vtuber. And Jim certainly fits the bill for >>16060875

>> No.16066243

>>16065884
Though now that I consider it, no matter how much of a saviorfag Yagoo is, he couldn't make an idol out of Jim. Sure, his charisma is unparalleled, but he's carrying one hell of a past. And even if we ignored all the drama, fucker actually fingered his chink gf (wife now) on-stream and all.

So you'd have to be likeable, funny, and have a clear past with nothing to annoy the menheras. That IS one tall as hell order.

>> No.16066471

>>16059535
Male humor is literally just dick jokes

>> No.16066601

>>16066471
>women do breast jokes
>men do dick jokes
WE ARE...

>> No.16066657

>>16059640
Doesn that applies to all clipper faggots?

>> No.16066915

>>16059881
Yuribait really is cancer and is an obvious sign of just how socially weak the average Japanese man is
They fantasize not only about being a cuckold, but being a cuckold to a woman; at least if you're a cuckold to a man, you're getting cucked by someone who could be physically stronger than you or more biologically attractive
If you're a man that gets cucked by a woman, you're basically a gutless piece of shit and your wife would probably fuck a dog over you, but these irl /u/fag otaku in Japan take it a step further and jerk off to the idea, saying it's "cute" that she'd rather munch rug than fuck him
No wonder Japanese women detest the men when only 5% of them care about fucking all the hairy hag slit they can handle instead of whacking the Gackt to the idea of being a fucking cuck loser

>> No.16067063

>>16059535
I would rather have Reine breastfeed me honestly

>> No.16067080

>>16066915
Japanese culture has this thing that girls date other girls through high school, but once they graduate they're ready to marry a man... Now the fact that some EN girls do it...

>> No.16067140

>719 views clickbait clip
Who cares?

>> No.16067592

>>16059535
Women can be cute and/or funny. Not all of them are. Humor is usually about authenticity, and trying to force it doesn't do a chuba any favors.

>> No.16070401

>>16059535
Alternatively you can fuck off to Nijisanji and leave Hololive alone.

>> No.16072122

>>16066915
>or more biologically attractive
>thinking men can be more attractive than women
Are you a fag?

>> No.16072357

>>16066915
/pol/ is getting really close into mind breaking /v/ into sucking dicks under the guise that anything else is gay, cuck or trannoid. This post is proof.

>> No.16072751

>>16066915
This started so reasonable

>> No.16073070

>>16059535
thirst is powerful. but why is (your) thirst for semen, OP?

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>>16072751
>This started so reasonable

>> No.16073135

>>16059997
Do you also happen to think a guy asking for another guy's semen is "straight but horny" you absolute tard?

>> No.16073306

>>16067080
The only thing I learned from that, is that you're more likely to be trafficked by your fellow high school girl

>> No.16076927

>>16059535
based reine

>> No.16076959

>>16066915
unironically kek

>> No.16081023

I agree with OP as long as the Holostars are based and not closet fags or trannies trying to live out their pozzed fantasies. I'd even watch an english Holostars that relentlessly teases my oshi (Gura). That would be fucking kino. No, I'm not a cuck btw, just wanna see her get teased by a guy and see how she handles it.

>> No.16081284

>>16066915
Japanese men unironically make me want to beat the shit out of them

>> No.16081504

>>16065713
You can, but it'll go nowhere and you'll just be more of a faggot than you already are.

>> No.16081778

so what holos are genuinely funny

>> No.16082932

>>16081023
>that relentlessly teases my oshi (Gura).

its what she probably wants, women love this shit

>> No.16086038

Somebody get Demolition D on the phone. We'll make an idol out of him yet

>> No.16087711

>>16086038

whats he even up to? does he have like a regular job now?

>> No.16089175

>>16081778
I find ame and the pizza man funny

>> No.16089251

>>16072357
Munching on the balls of my wife's boyfriend to own the cucks

>> No.16089381

God Reine is such a dyke

>> No.16093196

>>16089175

>pizza man

if this is vinny then you made me realize that vinesauce is effectively holostarsen anyways

>> No.16094916

>>16093196
that anon was probably talking about aruran.
I've seen several mentions of vinesauce on this board, didn't know there was an overlap.

>> No.16099467

>>16087711
He's a twitch streamer. Just dust him off and give him a cute model and he'll fit right in until he says nigger

>> No.16100635

>>16059535
Why did a reddit forced meme like booba take off among the normalfags?

>but /tv/!
As I said, a reddit forced meme.

>> No.16104518

>>16100635
reddit and normalfags are the same demographic so you answered your own question

>> No.16117137

Gemerino

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