/pol/ka - Omaru Polka/尾丸ポルカ Thread

[Omaru Polka No.]

Gold digger edition

YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCK9V2B22uJYu3N7eR_BT9QA
Twitter: https://twitter.com/omarupolka
Pastebin: https://pastebin.com/hJxfwvpq

>Latest original:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kdYAZZ5SOFk
>Latest cover:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j28SJWoSbOY
>Latest episode of Legend of Polka:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EeSw4swEO2w
>Latest episode of Polka Radioka:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vg9Bj29qT0o

News/Upcoming:
>HOLOLIVE 3RD FESTIVAL!
https://hololivesuperexpo.hololivepro.com/
>Polka reached 900k subs! Please consider subscribing to reach 1M before her birthday
>Pokemon tournament!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uErSlSZKLUg
>Mario Kart tournament!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qc95IdPYCXk

Merch:
>Itsuwa mama is releasing Polka merch!
https://twitter.com/itsuwa0815/status/1473012248818118656
>Christmas situation voice
https://shop.hololivepro.com/products/hololive_christmasvoice2021
>Hololive Wafers (Starts shipping in March 2022)
https://www.bandai.co.jp/candy/products/2022/4549660699910000.html
>Hololive x Lawson
https://www.lawson.co.jp/lab/campaign/hololive/

Previous thread >>15710791

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First for I love this clown like you wouldn't even believe it

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Polka was made for creampies

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Gold Pyramid when?

[Anonymous No.]

Rise and shine Polkas!

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What a clown!

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https://twitter.com/omarupolka/status/1479800328233299974
No Polka today it seems, but she sure is a genius

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Cute Pol

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>>16064259
clussy...

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>>16070725
Stream doko?

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https://twitter.com/nnaannaamini/status/1479744600197992450

[Anonymous No.]

Hey clowns, anyone want to come join yubicraft and help build the Hologram Circus? We have plenty of supplies!
>>>/vt//ybc/

[Anonymous No.]

Polka doko?

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>>16076190
playing micra with a bunch of anons does sound kinda fun, is the server poltato-friendly or will my CPU explode on login?

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>>16076793
It's not super brutal on poltato PCs, but I'd still recommend getting Optifine and lowering graphic settings before joining. Spawn is probably one of the more intensive spots.

Server is also ahoy friendly too, if you don't have Minecraft.

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RIP every single thread, board's getting flooded

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hello is this the silver thread

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https://twitter.com/yuu_roro/status/1479931214840877056

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>>16080913
I am not paying attention. Flooded by what? Aqua threads? Some HoloEN shit or what?

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>>16089924
EN finally got new years kimono costumes. There will be spam for the next 24 hours.

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Will Polka ever actually get the twitter space feature? Anyone know how to archive them btw

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>>16090191
Gottcha
>>16090323
I haven't done it myself, but I think there was some github repo with some tool that could do that, similar to youtube-dl and the like.

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https://twitter.com/omarupolka/status/1479951525019791360
Ohapol!

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>>16076190

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need pol... please...

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>>16109029

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>>16076190
Wasnt already finished or are you expanding it?
t.reverse

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>>16121400
never finished.........

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god I love her

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>>16129609
CHU!

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>>16056413
I want to feed her sushi until she pops!

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>>16132634
let this be the night I get the polka dream...

[Anonymous No.]

Kaikai Kitan reached 500k views!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k-q93ccVQqM

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>>16133010
Good Luck

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PolPolPol

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LOOK AT HER SMUG FACE

[Anonymous No.]

So are we getting a stream today or...?

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>>16140021
nobody knows, either pretty late one or she'll watch the Council outfits streams I guess

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>>16141282
Council is next Saturday. According to Flare she's not in the best mood so my bets are on no stream.

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>>16142140
oh I thought it was today my bad

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>>16142140
> According to Flare
Got link?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16144845
No timestamp. They're playing Ark right now and POL is playing offstream as well.

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>>16144955
We're going to get a lot of Ark from now on it seems.

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>>16146093
That's fine. Hoping for a lot of late night FurePoru.

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>>16144955
> https://twitter.com/omarupolka/status/1480128001463681031
Ah, she twitted about it.

[Anonymous No.]

Think Polka just ran by on Kanata's stream

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>>16148024

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https://twitter.com/KIO_is_here/status/1480225360742854659/

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https://www.youtube.com/post/Ugkxt_zhbGXCxwknGVp0QrLlGwzUiHK2Cj_i
New member-only post

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https://twitter.com/yuu_roro/status/1480292559742435330/

[Anonymous No.]

I'm hopeful (and confident!) that Polka will stream today!

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[Anonymous No.]

I wonder what's in store for the birthday stream aside from merch (guests? new song?). Too bad it's not possible to hit a million before then

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>>16167729
I think I remember her saying there will be guests this time. Don't want to get my hopes high though.

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I was looking at Mio's anniversary goods earlier on the new merch site, however, the product description still mentioned Geekjack for overseas purchases. Is it not operational yet? I wanna make sure I know how to buy the birthday merch

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>>16177757
I think they just copy the old description

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>>16155496
>Sniggling up with Polka on a cold winters day
>She grabs and holds on you tightly
>The mufumufu tail wraps around you and tickles your face.

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>>16167729

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>>16181760
>you grip her tighter in response, her tail wags as she gets bombarded by affection
>you feel her ears wiggle as you kiss her cheek and her forehead
>in the moonlight, her amethyst eyes and heart-shaped pupils seem to burn like the brightest stars on this cold, winter night
>her cold feet mingle with yours, in a attempt to steal a bit of warmth
>as both of you drift to sleep, she looks to you with one eye open, mumbling "大好き” with a smile

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https://twitter.com/mikan_41/status/1480494809366536198
fureporu... good...

[Anonymous No.]

What is Polka dreaming of?

[Anonymous No.]

Long hair Polka...

[Anonymous No.]

Anyone able to get one of these?

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>>16198872
I ordered it, I hope it arrives before I have to travel again....
Also you can still order these, don't know if it will stop selling as soon as it hits midnight though.

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https://twitter.com/shishionnunu/status/1479506016408518658/

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>>16162163
https://twitter.com/omarupolka/status/1480540341308891138

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No fucking respect
The most charismatic creative holo but everyone knows she's fat IRL so they write her off. She should replace Fubiki

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>>16199799
pain
>>16200977
on one hand I agree, however I'm almost thankful since it means rrat peddlers don't bother digging deeper

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I LOVE POLKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>>16200977
>>16202569
After some time it stops bothering you. I mean I'm a hag chad and almost every hag is fat IRL. That doesnt change that I still want to fuck their roommates

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>current status
>Dreaming about Polka

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/omarupolka/status/1480540603582939137
https://twitter.com/omarupolka/status/1480540817135915008

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https://www.youtube.com/post/UgkxtEqyyS0k9yiBwB6UVIBBJZyr9T0R9vuB
New membership polst!

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>>16208779
>Polka reading streams are back
>Now Polka writing is back
/lit/bros...we keep winning so much...

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>>16208899
>we
I've been slacking on my nihongo reps, I can't truly appreciate her reading and writing, and it makes me sad

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Polka doko?

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Polka will be a guest on Koyori's AsaKoyo Radio!

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Look what came in the POLst!

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>>16221491
Interesting tidbits from the book.

> Polka is themed around card suits because Kou Mashiro likes Hisoka from HxH.

> Polka's initial design is virtually unchanged from her final form. She just wore a top hat instead of the Jester's hat and she had relatively normal black shoes instead of the pointed red ones she wears.

> The first draft of Polka's New Years outfit was accepted immediately.

> Polka's Personal Clothes gave Kou the most trouble. He submitted a couple of designs (including a "boyish" version with polka in pants, a long white t-shirt, and a zip-up hoodie).

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>The first draft of Polka's New Years outfit was accepted immediately
Based that outfit is pure sex
>including a "boyish" version with polka in pants, a long white t-shirt, and a zip-up hoodie
UUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH I NEED THAT OUTFIT TO BE REAL SO BAD

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>>16224432
>Polka's Personal Clothes gave Kou the most trouble. He submitted a couple of designs
this one's pretty surprising

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will polka ever defeat low pressure?

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>>16224432
>including a "boyish" version with polka in pants, a long white t-shirt, and a zip-up hoodie

Why couldn't we have both man....

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>>16221491
CUTE

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https://twitter.com/omarupolka/status/1480734251561926657
Ohapol.

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>>16224432
>Polka's Personal Clothes
Still waiting for summer dress polka
and red glasses polka

[Anonymous No.]

I missed yesterday ark streams. Anyone know watch stream should i watch for the most polka?

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New Yuuppi just dropped

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>>16234915
I saw her riding by on a lizard on Kanata's stream a few times but I didn't see the full stream

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>>16221144
Seeing this made me wonder, what's the omaruza take on HoloX? Have you people checked any of them out?

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>>16236185
I heard Chloe was pretty tactless during the initial debut weeks and so tuned them all out to catch up on Subaru's RGG streams

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>>16236185
They are all great grooming material for Polka. More freaks for the circus.

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>>16236185
I thought they were all pretty good but I just don't have time for them. I was interested in Chile because i've actually watched her past life a good amount of times but she became the Pekora of the gen with extra GFE or so i've heard so I haven't watched. Lui's great too and speaks english oretty well but she's got the hag/model debuff so that sucks for her

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>>16237474
*Chloe

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>>16237536
Don't worry anon, we already know nobody could be interested in Chile

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>>16237474
The same debuff the one with the most subs in Polka's gen has?

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>>16237474
hag buff*

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>>16224614
>>16229921

Back home from helping out a friend. I didn't think there would be many who liked the concept of "boyish" Polka, so here you go.

>>16234200
Kou really likes that dress, there's like 6 different images of it in the Artbook.

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>>16241791
Thanks for posting, my book should be here by the end of this weekif god is kind to me

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>>16241791
Is it me, or does the original Polka design have echos of a certain hand drawn magical girl manga by some young adolescent fennec girl.

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Babasciba in 40 min
https://youtu.be/3Bq81_ySLDU

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>>16244458
>Told myself i'd get at least 5 hours sleep today
>She decides to stream
My health is not very good

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>>16241791
Thanks bro this is amazing

[Anonymous No.]

rip Miko's first base, good memories.

[Anonymous No.]

ring ring its Flare!

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>>16236185
My EoPness kind of has most filter me, and I'm kind of allergic to the forced cute chloe has (though fuck her lower register makes me diamonds when she sings), I like Lui but at the same time she's kind boring at times.

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The curse of potato PC strikes again!

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>>16236185
Really liking Laplus. She seems to be putting in a lot of effort and goes about things her own way while leaning into her character. Chloe is cute, but feels too heavy on pandering for my taste. Hoping she mellows out a bit into a more comfortable place. I really like Lui, but she’s been a bit boring so far. I think she’s got potential once she settles in enough to express herself a bit more.

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>Will tonight be the night /pol/ka zains get the dream polka date?
Let's find out!

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>wake up
>Polka is streaming
Even if it's Ark, I'll take it

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>>16246881
I had a weird dream about Polka last night.
It was late at night and time for bed at the circus. I went around helping to put all each zain to bed. Tucking them into their cute little Polka blankets and turning out the lights. I then went to my bed since I was the last one. I waited for a long time for Polka to come tuck me in but Polka never came. I panicked and screamed, Polka doko? Then it dawned on me, I was POLKA!

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>>16236185
I definitely like lap's vibe and amount of activity. Koyori is good even if a bit hard to follow at times (kinda like polka?) and Lui is alright, just not a standout. Chloe feels too pandering for my taste and I haven't given Iroha her due chance yet.

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フレポる最高

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ぽぽぽ?

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>>16248066
that's nice, glad you got one!
pain pol...

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I need the BGM

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>>16257360
From today's stream?
https://youtu.be/FcmVtMqxqZY

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>>16257620
Not that but from the other streams

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>>16257620
this is now the official theme of zains

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>>16257620
like the BGM played during this stream
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AIDEp7ar9l4&t=2554s

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>>16257876
>>16257964
Ah, I'm afraid I won't be of much help then. Just an elfriend passing by sharing the knowledge I gained today.

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>>16257884
I vote in favor

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>>16258142
elfrinds, our greatest and most based allies

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>>16258535
I want to cuddle and love this lonely dork.

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>>16259324
I want to take her out on a date around town!

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https://twitter.com/Ciel_Kirahoshi7/status/1480858517896511489/

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>>16258535
I WILL give Polka all of my love

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>>16262412

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Good Luck Polka!

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>>16270629
here's hoping for next time

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>>16239071
wn

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>>16241791
Damn, I had no idea how much I wanted boyish Polka until now.

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>>16221491
I assume I am pretty late for it, but where did you get it from? Do you had to use a proxy service?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2R3MArlQBL8

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POL!

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>>16233596
https://twitter.com/gkbrrrrr/status/1480779548870393856

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https://twitter.com/omarupolka/status/1481092754038202369
Ohapol!

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>>16272108
The real question is when they will make the different hats as merch.?

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Polka stronk.

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>>16272294
It's still possible to get it.

I used a proxy service (Buyee).

> https://buyee.jp/

Go there make an account, add the Firefox Addon that they have under the "Add to Buyee" tab on their front page.

Then you can go to the MelonBooks page for the Artbook

>https://www.melonbooks.co.jp/detail/detail.php?product_id=1165509

Click the "Add to Buyee" Adddon and it'll allow you to add it to your cart.

From there you just pay for the item and they'll order it for you. Once it gets to their warehouse they'll send you an email saying they've got it and you'll need to go back to the Buyee site and "Add to Package" and pay for shipping. They'll then send it off to you.

All in all, I paid $20.02 for the book and $22.69 for shipping to the western half of the US.

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POLKA SSEEEEXXXXXXXX

[Anonymous No.]

Is Polka really 30?

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>>16290565
No.

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https://twitter.com/omarupolka/status/1481211188789006336
no escape from ark

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>>16290565
more like 300 pounds

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i thought she was supposed to graduate
was it a ruse?

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>>16294168
more like 300k vtuberr

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>>16294107
Goodnight guys. Going to sing and play ARK while sleeping.

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https://twitter.com/y_v8p/status/1480963266579152902

[Anonymous No.]

Poruka Oruka Owaruka Poruka

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Polbump

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>>16292044
Are you sure?

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My ship sails in the morning

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>>16290565
I'm pretty sure she's around 30-35, you can tell pretty easily by her favorite anime and music, and also by the ancient niconico memes she's freely using. That's why she fits in so perfectly with other boomers like botan, flare, marine and fbk.

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Finally got the polka dream!
It was shit. Started out with me going on a date with her, but she was uninterested. I had walked her home, but she was so detached, hollow. A little time skip happened, I pass by her apartment, and she was getting fucked by someone else. I didn't see anything, just heard as I was gonna knock on the door. A time skip sorta happened again, because I'm back home, and my father is there just berating me on how shit of a son I am. Listing all the little fuckups I've had in life. We start yelling, I pushed him away from me, but he hit his head on a corner of a wall. I run over to help him, he's staring at me with a pool of blood from his head. He's not saying anything, just staring. I start weeping. I grabbed his hand, noticed it's limp, then I wake up.
non dream related but I think I know why this happened. My dad started to praise me yesterday, seeing me at work. Then my boss called me at the end of my shift, said I was doing great this week, and thanked me. I guess my imposter syndrome flared up.

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>>16311675
Pretty concerning content, but I've been there too with the impostor syndrome. Good luck with next one!

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>>16313657
Thanks zain, sorry for being a faggot and posting that on here.

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>>16311675

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https://twitter.com/qkonv/status/1480946419498250241

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/omarupolka/status/1481408707888283649
Ohapol! Ohapol! Ohapol!

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>>16305436
Yes, this is wrong for not the reasons you think.

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polka stream doko

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>>16310582
>ancient niconico memes
Can anyone link the clip with moments of Polka referencing bunch of old memes? It was on her early days if I remember right.

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>>16311675
>Getting cucked in your dream
How does this happen?? I've had sex with Polka in almost every dream she's shown up in.

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>>16327255
This isn't the first polka dream I had, but I'm thinking my insecurities just subconsciously manifested itself in my dreams, so when the date didn't go well, everything just fell apart. It's one of the worst things I could've thought up without being overtly violent for no reason.
And somehow my dad got nicked on his head today, my fucking heart sank when I saw the scab. At least he's fine though.

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>>16310582
go further anon

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>>16285313
Great, thanks

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>>16307880
I really like Flare

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>>16327895
Man I would inflict pain to myself If I get cucked on my dream

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>>16258535
Polka...

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>>16310582
You're correct in that estimate.

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>>16330201
Polka is ancient by streamer standards. She has NND videos that go as far back as 2010 and rumor has it that there are lost to time VODs from earlier that no longer exist. If you read between the lines of the really old songs she sings you can come up with your own number. Case and point.

Listen to how she effortlessly sings the Slayers opening like it was 1995. She even memorized the entire opening monolog which is not even part of the song.
https://youtu.be/jjGGoGGaS0E?t=652


Do It Now Morning Musume song from 2002. Only really old Idol fags still remember. You just know she's been chasing idols for a while.
https://youtu.be/2tjCtd59jA4?t=5620


Here is the old Get Down meme reference from the cooking simulator stream. New fags may get this reference though.
https://youtu.be/9XV2xWGdwG4?t=2223

In conclusion, Polka remembers memes from the 90's, has been an idol chaser since at least 2002, and trained to be a chuuber since 2010's. At least she finally realized her dream of getting closer to idols and now gets to live amongst them.

[Anonymous No.]

You. Don't go to sleep. Expect a call from Polka tonight.
https://youtu.be/99f0EcGGtmE

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>>16342051
not even a little nap?

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>>16342051
I need to see more of the menheraness that would be polrushia collabs

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You think you can sleep after Polden, but it's BBSB in 2 hours.
https://youtu.be/bhLcIfTILZk

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>>16343842
But anon, you will be murdered by the other if you look at either one of them during the collab.

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>>16343995
All I hear is "the best threesome for the rest of my life"

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https://twitter.com/hakuikoyori/status/1481524688530866179
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aGgY__jRpGI
The collab asakoyo frame is up as well, day's looking fine for Polka fans

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>>16340835
There's no need for "rumors", she's been active on NND since 2007.

> In conclusion, Polka remembers memes from the 90's, has been an idol chaser since at least 2002, and trained to be a chuuber since 2010's. At least she finally realized her dream of getting closer to idols and now gets to live amongst them.

That's why 30-35 sounds like a good estimate to me. Watching Slayers as a kid, chasing idols as a teenager, going all out to content creation as young adult.

[Anonymous No.]

never got ark, why do they like it? it's super kusoge-tier

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>>16347827
It's a JP thing. Super mundane stuff to kaigai niki can be super sugoi to people who are stuck on a crowded island.

It's is the same reason why tourists to japan are super stoked to go to the konbini to buy onigiri. Despite konbini onigiri being super mundane to the average JP. I've seen many such cases.

[Anonymous No.]

watame's and botan's lore..

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>>16348323
>eatin famichiki is one of the first items on my bucket list
You make a shockingly good point, anon

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>>16344706
Right when I'm done wageslaving, thank you Coyote Professor

[Anonymous No.]

No fair...I also want to get nursed by Polka...

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>>16355224
>Getting a handmade meal from polka while your sick
bros... it's too much...

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>>16356972
>being saved by Polka while she warms you up with her body heat.

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https://twitter.com/kpsrec/status/1481279839433027592/

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>>16340835
> Get Down
Funny enough just came across this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i8Qp2UQnveM&t=17970s

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>>16363026
>https://twitter.com/kpsrec/status/1481279839433027592/

To anyone else wondering what the everlasting fuck is this, it's a parody of maximum the hormone album cover

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/omarupolka/status/1481652729500299264/
https://twitter.com/omarupolka/status/1481730927437152258
OHAPOL!!!!!

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>>16200977
>fat IRL
Isn't this the best alternative? She's a virtual entertainer, not a sex symbol.
Polka's genuinely funny, and if coomers stay away, all the better.

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>>16364377
it is

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>>16205582
Not all of them. At least Mio is very much traditionally attractive. Surprisingly so. And she's closer to 40 than 30.

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>>16342051
>Rushipol
Oh boy...it's time to remember everyone in this thread!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=syhlmTNW_a8

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>>16365420
you mean "remind"?

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>>16364377
Schizos are just jelly that their 1D stick figures lack the personality to keep them entertained for more than 10 min without having to make up drama to compensate. Seems to be a reoccurring theme to me.

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>>16344706
Start in about ten minutes.
Maybe I should have checked out other AsaKoyo just to know now it is normally.

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>>16366801
It's time!

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egosa class?

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>>16368068
> egosa shita koto nai yo

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Thoughts on these two?

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>>16371923
Cute, even though my N99 brain can barely keep up with their speed

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>>16372711
Is the speed really the issue?
Well, let's hope there will be clips.

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>>16373798
Normal Polka is also pretty fast, the extra voice just makes it harder. In contrast, watching an archive and pausing every few seconds to process what's said is way easier. this is not a cope I promise

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>>16363887
thanks anon, I'm gonna give it a listen

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Yesc2Ti8yo
It's not in two hours.

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>>16376226
Ramy is addicted

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>>16376226
cute thumbnail

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I couldn't do anything more but listen to it in the background, but I heard polka mention something about bitcoin. Please tell me pol isn't a cryptofag.

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POL!

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>>16378272
But anon, we all have to do something with our graphics idling in the background during streams. Beef PC's, Merch, and gamboling addictions don't pay for themselves you know.

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>>16376226
Will Pokaschiba flex on Wami today?

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>>16378272
>Best friends with Yagoo the king of NFT's
Hmm...

[Anonymous No.]

The Nene thread is merging with Shishi Lamy. How do we feel about a combined Gen 5 general?

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>>16392127
/pol/ is fine we don't have issues staying alive.

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>>16392629
Even though we do in times, it feels like the mood would be a little different, so I'm for staying separate at least for now.

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>>16392629
Come on, don’t you feel like you’re missing out? Botan-Lamy-Nene combination is just wrong without Polka.

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>>16392127
We've already had this discussion, but to recap we over here just fear that threads would, ironically, go to fast and the polka discussion would be drowned by the other holomember discussion on thread.
Also /pol/ doesn't have much trouble staying alive (a thread or two sometimes gets early archived but the opposite is the norm) and people here sometimes bumps other gen5 threads and that stuff.

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They’re going to make NePoLaBo anyway since excluding Polka from the group is just cruel. You guys can still keep making this thread, only difference is you can now post Polka in two threads instead of one.

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>>16393292
Don't worry we can help with content and bumps if you just want to make a general gen 5 thread. More threads just means more places for Pol to be posted. But /pol/ka is not going to merge.

TLDR
First we tried to be in the Hololive general but they kicked us out for being not real hololive. So we move to Global, but that is now for current live stream posting only. Then we tried to be with the old 5th gen general before the split, but we get boolied because Polka no fit in so well, so we had to make /pol/ka in the end.

Just remember that all gen 5 still agrees to bump each others threads if any thread approaches page 10.

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>>16394048
>Treaty between nepolabo members of bumping their threads in time of need. Sound good.
Also we're apparently going to have a NePoLaBo thread and /pol/ka can continue normally, as >>16392396 >>16392480 >>16392519 stated.
I believe in a future were Polka is accepted and normalized in every single general. Every single thread will have at least one Polka post and Polka will start dominating the world...

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https://twitter.com/Chessy_2826/status/1481941036083851267/

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>>16395061
Chu!

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https://twitter.com/yuu_roro/status/1481742578974298112
Thank you whoever first shared a link to Yuuppi's art

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>>16364377
>and if coomers stay away, all the better
oh no I'm very much a coomer and I'm very much here for the clown pits

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https://twitter.com/hana87z/status/1481930048093720577
polpanic.aiff

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>>16376226
Polstarting!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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>>16395440
The #絵まる (polart) tag is where yuuppi showed up first. You can always check that for new art if anyone posts to the tag. But ya that art does things to me.
https://twitter.com/search?q=%23絵まる&src=hashtag_click&f=live

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>>16397226
Yuuppi mainly posts without art tags (example https://twitter.com/yuu_roro/status/1480736278618714112)), as with many of polka artists. Please consider following them. Also Yuuppi is trying to post one Polka a day, so that's a bonus too.
They mostly don't tag it because sometimes they are sketches and sometimes because they're a bit nsfw

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>>16394255
World POLmination

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>>16397338
Perhaps we need to start a list of twitter accounts that regularly post new polart? Also superfans like mohi are a good place to start to check if we missed anything.

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Kanata..

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>>16397672
Mohi is great because he interacts with most (if not all) Polka art on twitter, so following him is a great way to not miss out.
In case of a list of mainly Polka artists, for new Zains, I'd include @akubi_darake and their private account, @wabi_darake, @stoppachan, @kakult2017, @yuu_roro, @yaki_ebiko and @sui_hi_sf just to name a few, but I don't think we'd need to include them since most of them you'd end up finding them interacting a bit on the polka ecosystem on twitter (and seeing the artists who frequently post on her twitter fanart tag).

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Otsu Poru!

[Anonymous No.]

I think I'm just never gonna understand any of what's happening in an ARK stream...

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https://twitter.com/aeri_112/status/1481991580181733377/

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>>16398047
isnt Mohi a she?

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>>16400816
Please refer to >>13086895

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>>16400952
We actually don't know 100% they've posted a status of a girly drink going "I can be girly too". But we've also seen hand pics that really imply Mohi is a guy.

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That turtle BTFO Polka

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I wanna wake up to this

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>>16407272
> https://youtu.be/3Bq81_ySLDU?t=9064
You gotta be Flare.

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>>16394255
Who's our target after this? Do we try to get a foot in the door with bakatare again or do we shift to kouhai grooming?

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Polka's plan to grooming the Holox girls has begun. Public bath is just code word for sex dungeon isn't it?

https://youtu.be/016lD0TQSd0

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>>16412976
Huuuh really, interesting enough Polka have mentioned public baths a few times the recent few days on her twitter

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https://twitter.com/mighty_beetle/status/1482024305974460416

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>>16410555
I remember some elfriends taking refuge here while their thread was dead, so they'd be an easy pick. The bakatare thread WILL end up being a bakatare circus thread.

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>>16410555
>>16415941
We do this the Polka way. Throw stuff at the wall and see what sticks. Any excuse to post mora Polka anywhere is only a plus.

We groom the other threads.

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>>16416713
Please no raiding though, just bump a thread that needs it and include a nice, cute picture of Zaichou, ideally one including the thread's girl.

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>>16416925
This. Please be nice and behave. The last thing this thread needs is a bad reputation of invading other threads, (which affects both us omaruza and Polka's general image) at most help other generals getting a bump when they're almost getting archived early. Don't forget to help this thread when it's required too.

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https://twitter.com/yuu_roro/status/1482106299177308162/

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Is something happening? Why are the general dying

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>>16419475
Seems like /nene/ was having issues staying up. Not sure what the real issue is. But they have been asking about thread mergers for months now. Botan/Lamy agreed to merge with /nene/ so nene husbands had a place to go. Followed by the creation of the No-Polka thread. I think the dip in posters after the new years due to people being off is hitting some generals pretty hard.

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>>16418665

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>get out of work
>check threads
>NePoLaBo minus Po thread with complex internal politics
What the fuck happened here? Side question: anyone checked Hololive Error? Saw Polka's in it but didn't pay attention to it since I'm eh with horror.

https://twitter.com/kaninaben/status/1482022327806480384

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>>16421936
Polka planned to stream demo recently but it didn't work out. There are chances she will do it eventually, so I'm waiting for it.

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i want to pat polka's head
i hope she's doing well

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>>16421936
Just some retard deciding to do a unilateral botched thread merge.

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>>16421936
Sounds like the other threads could learn from how we treat our usual shitposters here

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>>16425950
教えてください

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>>16428209
無視

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>>16428209
>>16429724
I was going to say 馬耳東風 but maybe a yojijukugo is too pretentious

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AHHHHHHH!!!

https://twitter.com/hana87z/status/1481930048093720577?cxt=HHwWgsDUqd7h75ApAAAA

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>>16419475
To many easy (You)s from the nijishits killing all the threads. We're still good here though.

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>>16415941
As a resident of the Bakatare thread, though I can't speak for everyone, I am never opposed to a visiting circus.

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Thread's getting kinda close to bump limit...

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Good morning to all the Polkas here

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>>16445344
OhaPOL

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>>16445344
>Polbooty
>dubs
checked, based, and good morning to you
god I wanna just SNNNNNNNFFFFF

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>>16415941
>>16439502
I think the people of the three stooges are either already visiting or secret admirers of the fennec themselves anyway.

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>>16446054
This and Bakatare are the only threads I keep open on vt.

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I hope you already did your sleep reps. Polka in Two.
https://youtu.be/dFSK89Shuzo

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>>16446292
I'm gonna sleep then watch the VOD and you can't stop me.

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>>16446292
MOTHER FUCKER
I shall catch the vod, then

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>>16446354
Then Polka will have to invade your dreams and forc you to experience it in your sleep.

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>>16446292
hyyyype! I've been holding of trying the game cuz I hoped Polka would play it before me

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See you next thread, omaruza!

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See you next thread.