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>> No.15844339
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15844339

Why is this thumbnail is so bad?

>> No.15844355

>>15844339
what? it's cute

>> No.15844363

>>15844339
I hate it

>> No.15844370
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15844370

Gura cute Gura cute!

>> No.15844374
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15844374

I'm in love with Gura!

>> No.15844381

>>15844339
It ain't bad, just low effort, no passion into it

>> No.15844383

>>15844339
Make a better one and post it

>> No.15844385
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15844385

Schedule for the lazy

>> No.15844395

>>15844381
>low effort, no passion into it
This is just everything Gura did

>> No.15844400
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15844400

GURA LOVE

>> No.15844407

>>15844339
I dunno, I think it’s cute

>> No.15844417

>>15844385
>Schedule for the lazy
That's mean, don't call Gura "the lazy"

>> No.15844426

>>15844339
I don't care about thumbnails.

>> No.15844439

>>15844383
Why? I don't do this for free, and it's ain't my stream

>> No.15844442
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>> No.15844459

>>15844426
Okay it still is shitty though

>> No.15844476

>>15844417
I knew someone would make this joke.

>> No.15844481

>>15844339
Because Gura don't care about making good things for videos

>> No.15844486
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15844486

I'm going to mating press my daughter.

>> No.15844487
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15844487

I mean go for it if you really want to go down this route.

>> No.15844494
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>> No.15844522

>>15844439
The rent however, is free as can be

>> No.15844542
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>>15844487
You must be new around here

>> No.15844539

>>15844439
If it's so low effort, then surely you can make something better quickly

>> No.15844548
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>> No.15844568

When Gura does make a good thumbnail, like the one she used yesterday, people complain when she reuses it.

>> No.15844594
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15844594

This is peak performance

>> No.15844599

>>15844542
Damn has she always been this cool

>> No.15844606
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>>15844548
Superior.

>> No.15844615
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>>15844599
yeh

>> No.15844629

>>15844339
WHO THE FUCK CARES SCHIZO. ITS A THUMBNAIL

>> No.15844633

>>15844339
>>15844381
samefag

>> No.15844635

>>15844594
She's cultivating so much mass

>> No.15844646
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15844646

>>15844606
They're all good, but I think this one is my favorite. lol.

>> No.15844655

>>15844594
I am intimidated by this

>> No.15844687

>>15844339
But it's cute!

>> No.15844696

>>15844629
A thumbnail that I've been looking at for hours. I'm done pretending I don't care about thumbnails.

>> No.15844758
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15844758

If you aren't watching Gura on more than one screen, are you even really watching Gura?

>> No.15844774
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>>15844383

>> No.15844796

>>15844758
>he needs screens to watch Gura

>> No.15844800

>>15844758
how come your room has the mexico filter

>> No.15844813
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15844813

I'm in love with Gura!

>> No.15844850

What are we drinking tonight, chumbies?

>> No.15844869

>>15844850
Gura's pee

>> No.15844905

>>15844850
Gura Water.

>> No.15844954
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>>15844850
Coffee as usual~

>> No.15844962

>>15844850
Gura Sweat

>> No.15844972

>>15844850
Great value Hydrate Alkaline water 9.5pH or higher purified water with electrolytes for taste. The bottle contains 3 servings of water.

>> No.15845063

>>15844972
Are you a hori or a verti?

>> No.15845070

>>15844850
Gura's saliva

>> No.15845076

>>15845063
Whori.

>> No.15845141

>>15844850
Suntory toki

>> No.15845143

>>15844850
Gura

>> No.15845157

>>15844850
mango baccardi breezers

>> No.15845174

>>15844339
it's actually a good thumbnail because it has all the most important information clearly visible even at a very small size

>> No.15845184

>>15844850
diet coke and cheap rum

>> No.15845207

>>15844850
Raspberry iced tea

>> No.15845216

>>15844850
my own piss and cum

>> No.15845219

>>15844850
Some apple flavored shit thats meant to have vodka on it, i think.

>> No.15845252

>>15845174
Gura's best thumbnails all have unreadable jokes at a small size.

>> No.15845253
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15845253

I love Gura and she will become my beautiful and perfect wife

>> No.15845291

>>15844850
all i have is coffee and water and i can't go shopping until friday

>> No.15845300

>>15845253
This post is not me because Gura is already beautiful and perfect.

>> No.15845336

>>15845253
This post is not me because Gura and I are already married

>> No.15845338

>>15844339
I don't think I'll be able to watch the stream now that I've seen this thumbnail.

>> No.15845714

>don't buy DBD on switch, it runs like shit
gura...?

>> No.15845740

>>15845714
facts tho

>> No.15845758

>>15845740
but gooruh... the behaviour interactive permissions...

>> No.15845766

>>15845714
It's true though.

>> No.15845797

heartbeat asmr.....

>> No.15845820

>>15844339
I just looked at it on YT before coming here and thought it was really cute and liked the background, then I come here and see this. And people say /ggg/ isn't an anti thread lol

>> No.15845825

Who's the best en holo at mariokart?

>> No.15845862

>>15845766
i just love that here she is playing this weird scuffed game while shitting on one version of it to one of the largest audiences the game gets, and then getting all tilted

>> No.15845883

>>15845825
guwa

>> No.15845894

>>15845714
Why does Gura own this game on so many platforms but she can't even buy all the dlc for it

>> No.15845905

>>15845825
the flatter the chest, the better at mariokart

>> No.15846036

>>15845862
It doesn't really say as much about DBD as it does about switch ports though, there are many that run terribly

>> No.15846057

>>15845825
not sure, but suisei is scary good. Easily much better than Gura despite all her improvments

>> No.15846083

>>15846057
see? flat holos are the best karters

>> No.15846146

Are you happy Gura wont be streaming pokemon anymore? Personally I would have liked to see her beat the game but I don't care either way honestly.

>> No.15846162

>>15846146
the streams were okay but i won't miss them

>> No.15846220

Bros not a chumbud but I caught her recent DBD video and noticed Gura sounds more sad and muted than she used to in general, or am I schizo.

>> No.15846245

>>15846220
You're a schizo, shes bleeding her monthly blood.

>> No.15846261
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>>15846220
n..nyoo...

>> No.15846270

>>15846146
They were comfy. I wanted more pokemon themed art, but maybe it'll happen if she tries out the new game coming this month

>> No.15846280
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15846280

Cute shark soon!

>> No.15846307

>>15846146
I liked the streams but I'm not exactly mourning it. There will be more pokemon, she's tsundere for the series.

>> No.15846371

>>15846220
gawr

>> No.15846401

>>15846220
i think she was tired

>> No.15846410

>>15846280
What's the shiny coin payment for?

>> No.15846446

>>15846280
why is she holding a coin? what does she want?

>> No.15846503 [SPOILER] 
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15846503

Guess what?
Shark butt

>> No.15846535
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>>15846503
such a cute little butt

>> No.15846585

>>15846220
She was rusty and trying new characters so she was getting salty because DBD is a game she would consider to be one she's good at.

>> No.15846607

>>15844774
Same quality

>> No.15846618

>>15846446
>>15846410
You need a high IQ to understand the symbolism.

>> No.15846683
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>>15846618
It's me paying her for a good time

>> No.15846729
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>>15844850
hel p

>> No.15846755

Gura didn't sleep or eat well today and is going to stream for ~3 hours and skip superchats

>> No.15846786

goop goop doko

>> No.15846809

>>15846755
>skip superchats
newbud...

>> No.15846810

>>15846729
>63%
Nigga that shit is basically gasoline

>> No.15846813

>>15846755
>superchats
dumbass

>> No.15846824

>>15846755
>skip superchats
retardchama...

>> No.15846830

stream starting, chumbies!

>> No.15846839

>>15846755
>superchats
retard

>> No.15846846

I love this shark

>> No.15846860

>>15846755
>superchats
stupid dumb idiot

>> No.15846871

>>15846809
>>15846813
>>15846824
>>15846839
I'm not wrong

>> No.15846878

shark is /here/!

>> No.15846885

what the gura doin

>> No.15846903

>>15846871
No supers for rockstar games, 2viewchama

>> No.15846906

I just woke up for my sharkie

>> No.15846918

>>15846871
Rockstar streams aren't monetized you baiting faggot

>> No.15846920

>>15846729
RIP anon. Hopefully you don't miss the stream before it takes you.

>> No.15846925

>>15846871
you're wrong because you're an idiot
go back to idiot school moron

>> No.15846926

Seeing a lot more Korean and Japanese chatters lately

>> No.15846933

>>15846903
I know

>> No.15846943

>>15846871
point at him and laugh

>> No.15846956

>>15846926
Good. Do another duolingo stream gawarbus

>> No.15846957

>>15846933
You clearly don't

>> No.15846961

>>15846926
How do we get rid of them?

>> No.15846960

>>15846729
That's good shit, just mix it with something bro

>> No.15846980
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15846980

shark time shark time

>> No.15846985

>>15846918
>>15846925
>>15846957
Why do you think she chose to stream it? Don't be angry at me because she's lazy

>> No.15846990

With is this bgm

>> No.15846993

I fucking love Gura bros

>> No.15847000

my wife is live

>> No.15847011
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15847011

Imagine if this shut-in NEET didn't become a vtuber and her mom stopped saying anything to her other than dinner is ready. Couldn't do it if I tried.

>> No.15847014

oh nyo she's low energy tonight

>> No.15847026

>>15846985
>Gura picked gta specifically so she doesn't get supers
This bait is laughably bad

>> No.15847031
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>>15846961
>>15846926
Leave them to me. Rapebud here.

>> No.15847032
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15847032

gura is my sweet baby girl(loving lawful spouse)

>> No.15847042

stop replying to bait

>> No.15847050

>>15847014
no?

>> No.15847053

Who the fuck is Travis

>> No.15847055

>>15847014
That's how it starts

>> No.15847061
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15847061

my sleep schedule got all messed up and now i get super sleepy right at shark time

>> No.15847069

Gura sounds like a child today
I do not like this

>> No.15847073

>>15847053
Me.

>> No.15847093

Yommy Counter: 1

>> No.15847094
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GURA!

>> No.15847112

>>15846729
Nice, where do you get rum that strong?

>> No.15847127

>>15847069
I like this

>> No.15847134

Gura sounds like a child today
I like this

>> No.15847137
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15847137

Knocked someone cold already

>> No.15847143

I love how Gura says yummy

>> No.15847160

>>15847112
Liquor stores that are actual Liquor stores and not some convenience store.

>> No.15847159

Is SC off? I can't send one

>> No.15847181

>>15847159
Looks like you're shadowbanned

>> No.15847182

Are gura and mumie the same person?

>> No.15847183

>already cursing
Well I guess this is just a thing now...

>> No.15847196

>>15847159
no but only her husband(me) can send them

>> No.15847195

>>15847159
No monetization on Rockstar games.

>> No.15847199
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15847199

God I want to fuck her when she's got a cold/ is stuffy. She's so fucking cute.

>> No.15847201

Gura has a milkshake!

>> No.15847204

>>15847159
No supes during Rockstar games.

>> No.15847211

>>15847182
No mumei is her sister

>> No.15847213

>>15847183
what'd she say i missed it

>> No.15847241

>>15847213
Deez...

>> No.15847246

>>15847204
>>15847195
says who

>> No.15847262

i want to listen to gura's stream on my samsung tablet, but it only has one USB port, and the battery is low and i need to charge it while i am using it. i wish i had my GAWR GURA × GROOVE COASTER Wireless Headphones

>> No.15847266

>>15847246
Gura apparently.

>> No.15847276
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>>15847199
I wonder if anal feels better when she has a fever

>> No.15847279

>Coming across a defenseless Gura sleeping on the subway
I'd take upskirt pictures if nobody was around.

>> No.15847282

>>15847246
Rockstar

>> No.15847285

>>15847246
John Rockstar himself

>> No.15847287

>>15847262
Nice try manager-san, not buying your shitty earbuds

>> No.15847292

Jerry Curl's home

>> No.15847300

>completely unprompted woof woof woof
Gura wants to be the doggy so badly.

>> No.15847308

>>15847287
well definitely don't buy samsung's top of the line tablet, it doesn't even have a fucking headphone amplifier onboard

>> No.15847327
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15847327

A question, ladies and gentlemen of the jury. Is this really the face of a certified copkiller? No further questions, your honor.

>> No.15847335

>>15847199
you'll have to rape her then, coz if she ain't streaming, she ain't fucking you

>> No.15847358

shark confirmed still salty from last night

>> No.15847361

Love how she can't go 2 minutes in this game without murdering someone.

>> No.15847371
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>>15847300
Nothing like a little petplay to spice thing up, no?

>> No.15847395

Already getting chased by cops without even starting the next mission. That's Gura's GTA for you.

>> No.15847398

>>15847361
Sasuga GTA

>> No.15847419

>>15847358
something/someone must've really shit in her cereal recently

>> No.15847434

>>15847361
This is exactly why she doesn't drive

>> No.15847454

guwa forgot how to drive again

>> No.15847515

I love how much she likes the radio

>> No.15847530

She laughed at the well hung gallery.

>> No.15847542

>graveyard scene
she accidentally loaded her bf's save file

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>> No.15847560
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>Kronii solo

>> No.15847569

>coco my nuts
heh

>> No.15847572

>>15847542
happens to the best of us

>> No.15847591

>Wears cargo pants and crocs
>Doesn't like cargo shorts and flip flops
What is wrong with this shark?

>> No.15847598

gura has goldfish attention span. shark attention span?

>> No.15847617
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>>15847548
>>15847560

>> No.15847640

Wuh

>> No.15847646

i want gura to laugh at my penis

>> No.15847651

>>15847591
flip flops are for poor losers but crocs are for cool dorks

>> No.15847656

Gura got a full gander at those butt cheeks.

>> No.15847666
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ok

>> No.15847680

Nice we got some cock on stream lads

>> No.15847690

zako zako

>> No.15847708

What do you guys think of GAWR GURA × GROOVE COASTER Wireless Headphones
Equipped with original voices of "Gawr Gura"!Introducing original wireless earphones in collaboration with "Groove Coaster" and "Hololive Production"!

>> No.15847754

>>15847708
why, i am known in this thread as being unreasonably obsessed with audio and i ordered them the very first day they were available of course

>> No.15847759

>>15847708
Already placed my pre-order

>> No.15847764

>>15847708
Good if you want a pair of decent wireless earbuds and don't have some already

>> No.15847768

>>15847708
Didn’t know there were headphones also don’t care

>> No.15847766

The bear went in the jar gura

>> No.15847800

>>15847768
>doesn't want gura telling him when his bluetooth is connected or battery is low
fag

>> No.15847802

Does she look up dick pics often?

>> No.15847809

>>15847768
you can order them on amiami.com my friend

>> No.15847825

>>15847802
Just mine

>> No.15847833

>>15847802
Yeah, mine.

>> No.15847834

She's already had a few great giggles this stream

>> No.15847840

>first time talking today
I don't know why this makes me so happy

>> No.15847843
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>>15847708
I pre-ordered three, and will be giving two away to Chumbies in /ggg/ when they arrive.

>> No.15847842

>>15847802
She doesn't look them up but she randomly asks to see mine a lot

>> No.15847870

She hadn't talked at all since yesterday...

>> No.15847874

>>15847802
My sister does, she draws on them to make them look like elephants and other zoo animals

>> No.15847883

>>15847843
Give one to me

>> No.15847888

>>15847843
that's very generous of you chumbud

>> No.15847902

>>15847874
Kek, got any pics?

>> No.15847905

>>15847870
Not what she said

>> No.15847918

>>15847708

Considered but I already have some Air-pods and didn't want to spend 250$ around Christmas time for some headphones I don't need.

>> No.15847928

this shark has the worst diet

>> No.15847933

>>15847825
>>15847833
OOp! sorry for posting twice, both posts are mine, just like Gura.

>> No.15847947

>>15847276
Wew imagine the heat
>>15847335
Maybe, bet she would like it

>> No.15847955

'gas station hot dog'
wdsmbt?

>> No.15847970

Gura eatin those BigBite 7eleven dogs

>> No.15847974

>>15847902
nope.

>> No.15847976

Did Gura get high eating a gas station hotdog...?

>> No.15847981

>>15847928
same desu

>> No.15847986

Her first trying new things for 2022 and it's eating gas station hot dogs. Probably should've tried something else.

>> No.15848005
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>> No.15848021

why did she talk about gas station hot dogs like they're a drug

>> No.15848023

>>15847928
And I just burn my dinner. WE ARE

>> No.15848028

>>15847802
No need to look them up when chumbuds already send them to her by the hundreds

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15848034

>>15848005

>> No.15848039

Yo those hotdog vendors outside of Lowes are good

>> No.15848045

Got excited to churn the dookie butter and got mission fail and exposed. That's Gura!

>> No.15848063

>>15848005
Oh nyo big barge I'm stuck in the canal uwu, you're gunna have to push my stern to get me out!

>> No.15848070

>>15847986
like anal sex

>> No.15848076

>>15848034
Nice.

>> No.15848082

>>15848070
>new

>> No.15848091

>>15848021
You ever had a real gas station hotdog?

>> No.15848099

i always get gas station hot dogs on the way home from the airport, it's comfy

>> No.15848101

>>15848028
All me

>> No.15848128

Gura in a forklift. This can't end well.

>> No.15848135

>>15848070
She has at least 3 butt plugs. I have no proof but also no doubts.

>> No.15848136

My gas station has all beef hotdogs, they’re pretty good

>> No.15848141

>Gura is forklift certified
Need a pic with her wearing one of those shirts

>> No.15848157

why has she watched forklift safety videos?

>> No.15848163

I love her fucking random knowledge about shit like this

>> No.15848179

>>15848128
She's watched the safety videos!

>> No.15848184

>>15848128
Don't worry, Gura is forklift certified.

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>>15848141
Gura in only a high vis vest!

>> No.15848199

>playing the worst GTAV mission
also how has Gura not played gtav's story already? The game is almost 10 years old

>> No.15848204

>>15848157
i love my autistic niche youtube video watching sharkwife

>> No.15848205

>>15848187
ToT

>> No.15848211

i built a forklift sales website once from scratch and the forklift dealer made so much money selling forklifts from my website that he was able to close his brick-and-mortar forklift yard after five years and retire in his 50s

>> No.15848213

>>15848157
they're notoriously gory and overblown

>> No.15848239

Gura reminded of Snow Runner game while forklifting. How? It just happens.

>> No.15848267

>>15848157
corporate training videos are weirdly engaging at 4am

>> No.15848271

Sorry anon, Gura is moving the container with your fragile anime figure

>> No.15848278

Trevor wouldn't be high if he saw people's fingees getting crushed in those safety videos

>> No.15848284

>>15848211
That's such a weird anecdote to read in this thread, but good for that guy

>> No.15848290

my wife could be a professional stevedore!

>> No.15848295

>>15848157
same reason i watch engineering physics classes at 3am

>> No.15848344

we're gonna be here for a while

>> No.15848346

>>15848157
Well she worked as a janitor, in certain places if you near them you have to know some rules about them too.

>> No.15848354

Of course she didn't handle the container with care.

>> No.15848363

Gura is going to use your SC money to buy a forklift.

>> No.15848374

this is the worst mission lmfao

>> No.15848379

>>15848363
Nice

>> No.15848380

>>15848346
>worked as a jannie
Bullshit.

>> No.15848385

Classic Gura timing. Asks for more forklift time then gets sent back to do it all over again.

>> No.15848386

>>15848346
I wish we got more janitor stories

>> No.15848387

>>15848157
Same reason I watch a slav roam around the northeast unplugging drains.

>> No.15848388

gura is extra cute today and her voice sounds wonderful, the best it has in months and months

>> No.15848400

>>15848374
nah nah nah, the water helicopter mission is horse shit.

>> No.15848402

>>15848346
Gura has never had a job in her life

>> No.15848403

I wonder if gura watched the forklift safety video that RLM watched recently

>> No.15848435

ETA on gura realizing she could get a riding mower?

>> No.15848448

>>15848380
She has mentioned it before

>> No.15848459

>>15848157
https://youtu.be/ChOHnSL7ZCg

I remember this one being really popular on early Youtube.

>> No.15848476

>>15848157
The real reason is likely because being forklift certified became a bit of a meme recently

>> No.15848506

has anyone thought of splicing together gura audio out of context? for lewd or other purposes

>> No.15848530

Gura didn't paint her walls and it feels like an asylum. Maybe baby blue would help brighten them up.

>> No.15848534

>>15848506
No, don't.

>> No.15848561

>>15848506
I'm actually really surprised that no notable YTPs have occurred for hololive

>> No.15848569

>>15848506
Why would anyone need to do that? Everything she says gives me an erection.

>> No.15848574

Painting the walls of our new home florescent green with my wife Gura!

>> No.15848585

>>15848403
The hulk hogan shit slayed me.

>> No.15848590

>>15848506
yes, but I don't care enough to do it myself

>> No.15848612

She will fail

>> No.15848622

Does gura own her property?

>> No.15848626

>>15848569
same, if you can't get off to her talking about any mundane topic you aren't a real cumbud

>> No.15848646

gura...

>> No.15848655

>>15848612
Called it

>> No.15848666

how did I know she was gonna accidentally jump off?

>> No.15848676

>this is on you!
>commits suicide
kek

>> No.15848679

>This is on you!
I fuckin love gta sometimes

>> No.15848685

>>15848612
How did you know?

>> No.15848686

>>15848622
No.

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>>15848612

>> No.15848692

>>15848622
gura has like a gorillion dollars, what do you think?

>> No.15848710

>>15848585
more like sleighed

>> No.15848713

Ahahahah. Well, I guess it wasn't a first try on the crane after all since she fell to her death going up the wrong way.

>> No.15848714

>Gura breaking every OSHA regulation in existence

>> No.15848721

>>15848685
Watch the stream.

>> No.15848725
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Friendly reminder, Gura nearly made mustard gas and burnt the inside of her nose while cleaning a toilet

>> No.15848728

>>15848622
I'm her only property

>> No.15848731

That's how you respond to being asked to do tasks outside the purview of your position

>> No.15848732

>>15848612
quick, anon, what will I eat for dinner?

>> No.15848743

>>15848692
She clearly knows fuck all about money management, I'd wager she still rents an apartment

>> No.15848765

>>15848622
In the past it seemed like she wasn't allowed to even hang a frame on the wall, but she possibly stealth moved in the spring/summer?

>> No.15848785

>>15848725
>made mustard gas
that isnt as easy as people think, just an urban myth

>> No.15848800

>>15848765
or she decided she doesnt give a shit about her security deposit

>> No.15848804

>secure your load
>here comes the spreader

>> No.15848807

>>15848725
>nearly
She did make it, but she managed to leave before her skin started peeling off.
Unlike that /k/tard...

>> No.15848818
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15848818

Here comes the spreader. Load secured.

>> No.15848856

>Share the load

>> No.15848862

>>15848725
i poured a bunch of ammonia down a fucked up drain to kill the mosquitos breeding inside and nearly passed out, we are

>> No.15848885
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>>15848710
Kek

>> No.15848887

>>15848785
>that isnt as easy as people think, just an urban myth
ammonia + bleach

yep. really complex.

>> No.15848899

>>15848765
oh yeah that's a good point, she moved from one place with a broken air conditioner to a new place with a broken air conditioner

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>>15848807
I CAN SAVE HER

>> No.15848907

Well, I guess I was wrong. She did do well, even at the bad angle view.

>> No.15848916

>>15848725
should not of asked /b/ for cleaning advice

>> No.15848921

I hated this mission so goddamn much.

>> No.15848936

>>15848887
That doesn't make mustard gas, retardchama

>> No.15848947

>>15848448
Yeah, I remember her mentioning she got chemical burns in her nose from the cleaner she was using or something like that...

>> No.15848951

me and my dad used to jam to this song in the basement. Good times. Never thought I'd hear it and Gura at the same time

>> No.15848991

god morning sirs, i love gura for eternity

>> No.15848997

>>15848899
I mean, it's a portable one so it could have just come with her broken

>> No.15849001

>>15848887
it makes chloramine gas, not mustard gas. mustard gas requires sulfur and neither bleach nor ammonia contains it.

>> No.15849030

>>15848765
she did, and it wasn't very stealthy either

>> No.15849037
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15849037

I love mischievous Gura

>> No.15849064

that god she got a checkpoint

>> No.15849071

Gura with the speedrun strats

>> No.15849074

she didnt fly so good

>> No.15849079

Died again. At least she didn't have to do the camera mission over.

>> No.15849078

HOW DO YOU DO THAT TWICE

>> No.15849081

gura should give me money

>> No.15849086

>>15848997
no wonder, probable acs are shit compared to window, ductless, or proper central units.

>> No.15849087

speed run stats

>> No.15849109
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>trying to start this timeloop again

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>> No.15849122

>>15848725
Double reminder she has chemical burns on her hands from it because she didn't wear gloves

>> No.15849128

>Keeps it on snoop dogg
Does the shark finally have not awful music taste?!?

>> No.15849166

she said teh tik tok meme!

>> No.15849169

>submissive and breedable
this brat

>> No.15849178

She actually said it

>> No.15849191

Madwoman

>> No.15849192

>>15849128
>

>> No.15849197

>submissive and breedable
UUUUOOOOOOOHHHHH

>> No.15849200

Gura really gets horny during her period huh. Was like this last stream too.

>> No.15849227

needs rape correction

>> No.15849245

>submissive and breedable
>puts your helmets on chat

SHE CAN'T GET AWAY WITH IT
SHE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH ITb

>> No.15849246

She almost said it again

>> No.15849277

God damn it gura i just jerked off like 2 hours ago don't make me go again

>> No.15849280

>>15849227
at this rate she's gonna rape her shrimps

>> No.15849285

well we've absolutely got her periods mapped now

>> No.15849288

the word "voice" is shadowbanned in gura's chat

>> No.15849289

What's the Snoop song?

>> No.15849292

she wants to call us submissive and breedable...........

>> No.15849298
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15849298

She's going to breed (me) (not you)

>> No.15849301
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15849301

THIS SHARK

>> No.15849308

>>15849280
she almost vored on last year

>> No.15849312

>>15849288
Seriously? Can anyone else confirm this?

>> No.15849314

>>15849289
Gin and Juice

>> No.15849317

>>15849288
Wait, really? That must be recent. Weird

>> No.15849331

>>15849285
Well, share it with the class.

>> No.15849355

>>15849314
Thanks

>> No.15849371

Not sure why she's having trouble, she's had plenty of experience with truck simulators...

>> No.15849377

>>15849331
right now

>> No.15849389

Died again for ditching cargo. This might be the most times she's died in one mission.

>> No.15849412

>>15849371
>I'm right here what the fuck
God I need to watch that again

>> No.15849414

these types of missions knock gta at least one spot down the 10 scale

>> No.15849416

>>15849312
>>15849317
if anyone's tried sending it in the past couple of minutes, it didn't go through. i added a ytcfilter filter for it and there's nothing.

>> No.15849419

this is painful

>> No.15849443

>>15849389
>Died
mission failing doesn't mean death

>> No.15849451

>>15849419
this part always blows

>> No.15849463
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15849463

My cock is diamonds. I'm ngmi chumbos.

>> No.15849468

>>15849288
Confirmed, wow super weird

>> No.15849504

>>15849280
Oh nyoooo

>> No.15849510

All these cute giggles

>> No.15849508

I know it's fiction but I hate the way Trevor treats his underlings so much

>> No.15849538

>>15849508
ye, but he's actually insane

>> No.15849543

I need to breed this fucking BRRAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTT

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15849559

>>15849443
Travis died of embarrassment.

>> No.15849560

HIGH WAY TOOOO THE DANGER ZONE

>> No.15849565

>>15849508
Trevor is peak reddit

>> No.15849575

Gura wants to sing Danger Zone for karaoke. I'd love to hear it.

>> No.15849580

>>15849122
I can heal her...

>> No.15849593

RIGHT INTO THE DANGER ZONE

>> No.15849600

>>15849389
>perfect fit, yum, delicious
She can't keep getting away with this

>> No.15849603

>>15849538
Yeah I just feel so bad for Floyd
Doesnt Trevor eventually kill him too?

>> No.15849630

>>15849377
>>15849603
Yes and debora

>> No.15849635

Gura should play X-COM

>> No.15849636

we are going to reach 2 years of HololiveEN and I'm still waiting for a boomer rock karaoke

>> No.15849642

THIS IS WHAT BEING SUBMISSIVE WILL DO TO YOU!

>gawr gura

>> No.15849650

>this is what being submissive will do to you
Man up chumbuds

>> No.15849655

>>15849468
so... "face", "voice", are there others we know of?

>> No.15849667

>>15849635
>turn-based
she would not have the patience

>> No.15849668

>>15849636
Doesn't Ame do those? She can't sing ofc but it's something

>> No.15849683

>>15849603
Pretty sure the game implies that Trevor rapes him too.

>> No.15849691

She is on a dam ROLL today.

>> No.15849696

>>15849655
Is rig and rigging still banned?

>> No.15849704

gura wants her chumbies to be strong alpha men

you're doing your reps, right?

>> No.15849703

>>15849683
Jesas

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>>15849668

>> No.15849724

>>15849650
she really can't hide her disdain for short/beta men, it's pretty funny

>> No.15849739

>>15849696
how recently have you tried? I saw those words being used in the outfit prechat

>> No.15849743

>>15849636
Mori did one of those last year, a bunch of old popular songs

>> No.15849745

>>15849683
Yeah it's really weird seeing Gura playing as such a dark character. Kinda polar opposites in a way. I wish she would go back to Michael or something

>> No.15849744

>>15849636
I also really want this to happen.

>> No.15849748

Gura should play Europa Universalis IV

>> No.15849753

>>15849696
i think it was "rigger" and "rigging", but i assume that's the sort of thing that gets put in and permanently forgotten

>> No.15849769

>>15849288
based

>> No.15849772

does gura speak spanish?

>> No.15849785

>>15849717
This honestly. I watched her karaoke on NYE and yeah she can't sing. But she was having fun and so was I drunkenly singing along

>> No.15849802

>>15849743
Do you know what the stream was called?

>> No.15849806

>>15849772
No, but she has the facility to speak it if she decided to learn it.

>> No.15849807
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?

>> No.15849824

holy shit she's just like me

>> No.15849829

gay gay gay gay gay gay gay

>> No.15849835

gura looking at you fags:
>"gay gay gay gay gay gay"

>> No.15849838

Other girls talk about wanting to go to Paris or Italy.

Gura talks about wanting to go to an Oil Rig in the ocean. Why can't all women be like this.

>> No.15849840

>>15849745
I have a friend who isn't fond of chubas but I showed him a snap of gura frowning at the interrogation scene. He got a kick out of it.

>> No.15849855

>>15849668
>>15849717
>>15849785

ye, Ame karaoke's are fun despite the fact that she can't sing.

its important to have fun

>> No.15849871

I want gura to get drunk and bust out Piano Man 6 times in a row. the ultimate boomer karaoke.

>> No.15849876

Yeah, it's shark week alright. lol

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>> No.15849894

i think it says "so what? So what? So what? But I'm not 100% sure

>> No.15849902

>>15849806
>facility
She could be good at it.

>> No.15849904

Did she actually say it?

>> No.15849908

>>15849772
no, but she knows some french

>> No.15849917

>>15849894
fuck you nigger get the fuck out

>> No.15849918

>>15849772
yes only to me (spic)

>> No.15849934

>>15849904
yes

>> No.15849937

>>15849838
There are plenty of women who are weird. Try harder to meet people
>>15849840
Her frowny face is so cute

>> No.15849942

POO POO!!

>> No.15849955

>>15849894
fuck off for making gura graduate you fucking piece of shit, kys

>> No.15849964

>>15849934
where's that streamable link, nig

>> No.15849987

>>15849894
Die

>> No.15849988
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15849988

Gura, stop making me horny you samegaki

>> No.15849990

>>15849871
I want Gura to play Hypnospace Outlaw and sing the chowderman songs

>> No.15849993

Here we go, shittiest heist in the game.

>> No.15849992

>>15849508
he treats wayde O-K

>> No.15849997

>>15849964
nah

>> No.15849999

>>15849894
And now she's free to marry me, thank you for your service

>> No.15849998

>>15849894
Fuck you Nigger you have ruined us all

>> No.15850011

Do you guys think Gura has class consciousness?

>> No.15850015

>>15849917
>>15849955
Fuck you both, she is graduating to marry me since she loves my poor understanding of spanish

>> No.15850019

>>15849997
then it didn't happen

>> No.15850030

>>15849993
Submarine was novel for about 1 minute.

>> No.15850031

>>15849288
it's banned in comments too. search the comments for the blue archive cover with something like youtube comment search. 3,400 comments on a song, and not a single one using the word "voice" by itself? absolutely impossible to believe. you can find "mermaidvoice", "voiced", and "voices", but not voice.

>> No.15850036

>>15849894
kill yourself

>> No.15850051

>>15850011
no, but i will undoubtedly help her achieve it when we start dating

>> No.15850052

>>15850015
fuck you bitch, she'll never marry your bitch ass.

>> No.15850076

I want to have sex with Gura

>> No.15850081

>>15849955
>>15850015
>>15849917
im a forklift driver, you guys never stood a chance

>> No.15850084

>>15850031
It's gotta be some management autism right? No way Gura would stop us from talking about her beautiful voice.

>> No.15850117

>>15850081
I'm a forklift, I'll kill you

>> No.15850135

>>15850084
it must. how many positive comments about her voice have gone into the fucking trash? it defies belief.

>> No.15850149

>>15850117
Based.

>> No.15850166

>>15850084
>>15850135
Yeah, that's the weirdest thing to filter

>> No.15850182

>wants to use the teddy bear

>> No.15850206

I'm gonna give Gura a tasty orange soda enema

>> No.15850227

>>15850031
I bet that was some management shit to stop people from mentioning past life shit.

>> No.15850231

she said wee wee hehe

>> No.15850241

THE DILDO

>> No.15850280

>This game is a trip and a half
I haven't done acid in 4 years but I really want to do acid with Gura.

>> No.15850301

KEK

>> No.15850304

i want to see gura rub her cunny on a big teddy bear

>> No.15850308

She sniffed the bear!

>> No.15850306

>Live Laugh Love on the wall
perfect

>> No.15850315

>>15850280
Same.

>> No.15850322

What the fuck was wrong with that bear?

>> No.15850342

>>15850322
Cum stains.

>> No.15850343

>>15850322
Trever fucked it in the eye hole

>> No.15850357

>>15850322
trevor fucked its eye

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>>15850304
How about a blahaj?

>> No.15850362

>>15850322
He's a whore

>> No.15850363

>>15850227
the ban started in FEBRUARY, holy shit

>> No.15850364

>>15850322
It was covered in cum. I think Trevor skullfucked it/raped it in a previous scene

>> No.15850368

>>15850322
violated

>> No.15850371

>>15850322
shelteredbud...

>> No.15850408

>>15850322
the bear is a slut

>> No.15850415

>>15850356
I envy her Blahaj

>> No.15850426

>>15850363
huh, do you know what the last stream is wasn't banned in? Maybe it would be worth rewatching to try and figure out why

>> No.15850425

>>15850363
Wait seriously what the fuck? God I hate management so much

>> No.15850431

>>15850322
GURA FUCKED IT

>> No.15850443

>>15850356
I want a blahaj but they are out of stock :(

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>>15850415
same desu

>> No.15850453

>>15850280
Don't startle her while high or she will turn into Gawr and eat you alive

>> No.15850467

>>15849904
say what? the llamar scene? She said nya.

>> No.15850472

>>15850453
Don't threaten me with a good time

>> No.15850476

>why is this game like this??
lmao it's GTA Gura

>> No.15850480

>>15850453
God I hope so.

>> No.15850486

>>15850467
That's not what I'm talking about

>> No.15850491

SORRY LAME ROVER
kek

>> No.15850515

>>15850426
it was the konosuba stream.

>> No.15850520

I said something nice, not something expensive

>> No.15850523

>>15849955
what even happened? why are you guys sperging out? Did she say something in spanish or something?

>> No.15850547

>>15850523
kill. your. self.

>> No.15850551

>>15850476
Am I remembering wrong or were 3/Vice City/San Andreas/4 nowhere near as blatantly crude as 5 though?

>> No.15850568

>>15850443
I ended up just buying a used one on ebay. Feels kinda weird to get one that probably belonged to some kid, but it's nice to have

>> No.15850575

> $7 super chat
Get yourself something nice sharkie

>> No.15850583

>>15850523
lurk moar

>> No.15850584

>>15850515
I wonder if people made comments about her voice during it or after that she didn't like? I could see her filtering it because of that then never taking it off the list

>> No.15850590

>>15850453
imagine her sobering up and realizing she just committed a serious crime

>> No.15850609

>>15850584
i haven't methodically coded the messages, but there are dozens of positive ones and i found one negative one

>> No.15850616

>Skipped West End Girls
I hate this shark and her music taste

>> No.15850635

>>15850568
I did too, I like to think someone just bought a bunch and is selling them off, don't like to think about someone else hugging it

>> No.15850677

Gura entering the Homie house.

>> No.15850678

>>15850443
Those sharks are bought by boy modders and Chumbuds exclusively

>> No.15850683

>>15850609
>Gura last February
I could see just a few negative comments getting stuck in her head.

>> No.15850694

>>15850551
There was a lot of parental hysteria in the '00s about GTA. I have a pet theory that 5 is what it is because they wanted to get some of that back.

>> No.15850706

>>15850227
i have a very long list of regular expressions in ytcfilter that catch so much of that shit every single stream that i reject the possibility that they've made any effort to ban those words at all.

>> No.15850708

>>15850551
Vice City had a mission where you flash a spotlight with a pair of tits on a building to advertise a porn star and straight up blackmailing a politician by getting a picture of him fucking said pornstar

>> No.15850722

>>15850590
I think someone wrote a green text like that.

>> No.15850736

>>15850678
Yeah, just going to r/blahaj makes me feel sad for all the sharks sold to trannies instead of chumbies :(

>> No.15850756

>>15850722
Yeah, it had her feeling awful guilt over killing you. It was horrible.

>> No.15850771

>>15850547
I honestly don't know what this is about. I don't speak spanish. Was it the song going que,que,que where she asked what it meant?

Why are you being such an ass?

>> No.15850797

>>15850616
she put it back on though

>> No.15850807

>>15850694
San Andreas had the Hot Coffee controversy and retards like Jack Thompson still being active, but I can't recall any real negative media attention around the handheld games or 4 and it's DLC. I could see R* trying to manufacture more media attention.

>> No.15850814

>>15850771
Retard.

>> No.15850821

>>15850736
There's heavy overlap between the two

>> No.15850823

>>15850771
Anon you posted below a post with an image saying "this anon will make your oshi graduate" >>15849879

>> No.15850832

Good news for those of us in NA that never wanted to deal with GeeJack for Gura merch again
https://twitter.com/hololive_en/status/1478531698962812928

>> No.15850842

>>15850280
Tripping and drawing/listening to music/ watching movies with gura sounds fun.

>> No.15850846

>>15850771
scroll up you idiot

>> No.15850857

>>15850821
Wrong, dead wrong.

>> No.15850878

>>15850771
Why do you want my oshi to graduate? Huh?

>> No.15850880

>>15850583
Can you please at least tell me if the VOD is safe? I need to leave in an hour. If she said something yabai, I don't care, I just want to be able to watch her playthrough when I get back.

>> No.15850886

>>15850771
retard chumbie...

>> No.15850892

>>15850832
I'm still waiting for my bloop plush

>> No.15850896

>>15850842
Idk I thought it over and she'd definitely freak out right? If we ordered food she'd think the delivery person was a chumbud stalking her. Idk if acid would be the right thing for her

>> No.15850906

>>15850722
>After a great date, Gura agrees to spend the night at your place
>Things heat up as soon as you close the door.
>After some making out, she pushes you down into the bed and gives you a smug look as she unzips your pants.
>Giving her control of the situation is pretty hot, you can feel her warm mouth around you, as she does her best to make you feel good.
>Sharp pain hits you like a ton of bricks.
>You flinch but are quick to man up and tell her it's okay.
>Her empty gaze goes through you as blood drips from her mouth.
>The taste of blood awoke her killer instincts.
The next day.
>Gura comes back to her senses, her eyes slowly adapting to the light coming from your window.
>The air feels heavy and tastes metallic. She panics as she sees her hands covered in blood.
>Before she can even call your name, she turns around just to see your mangled corpse on the floor.
>Tears roll down her face, she never wanted this to happen.

>> No.15850914

>>15850880
Fuck off to work.

>> No.15850928

>>15850892
Well, I don't think the plushies are out of production yet. I'm still waiting for my Bday merch.

>> No.15850938
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>>15850896
You're ngmi

>> No.15850945

>>15850896
I'm scared to do acid/shrooms because im a paranoid/depressive fuck and i hate losing control, i would 100% have a nightmare trip

>> No.15850955
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>>15850906

>> No.15850959

>>15850906
>You wake up in the middle of the night
>It was only a few hours ago that you fell asleep, but for some reason you’re awake
>You blink groggily in the dark, and notice a quiet sound beside you
>It’s impossible for you to mistake the sound of Gura’s voice
>It’s difficult to see, and at first you only make out her bright hair spilling out around her small head, but soon you can see that her eyes are wide open
>Unblinking, she’s whimpering to herself, her chest heaving up and down in unnatural patterns
>“I...I didn’t—“ She’s mumbling something, you can’t quite make it out. But things like these have happened, every once in awhile
>Almost without thinking, you turn over, wrapping your arms around her
>You feel her head turning toward you, but her quiet whimpering only becomes more rapid
>”…It’s alright,” you say, unable to come up with anything else. That’s all that enters you mind—all you need her to know. “Everything’s fine…”
>After a while, she begins to calm
>”…I’m sorry,” You hear in the silence.
>”Why? …Don’t be…”
>You don’t get any response, but you feel her pressing her face against your chest
>Soon, you both fall back to sleep

>> No.15850968

>>15850832
Nice. Hopefully that will make things easier and not take fucking forever in the future

>> No.15850971

wtf is she doing

>> No.15850997

>>15850971
blood lust

>> No.15851009

>>15850945
i've done both and always tried to make sure i was in a good mood in the middle of a long stretch of being in a good mood for that reason. believing you'll have a bad time is a good way to make sure you do have a bad time.

>> No.15851021

>>15850968
seems like it might be cheaper too
>>15850618

>> No.15851022

>>15850880
nope, it'll be gone forever and you will miss it. thats what you get for being a turbofaggot

>> No.15851024

>>15850959
Based thank you anon

>> No.15851039

>>15850771
>>15850823

I am so fucking stupid. I just looked at the post.

I'm not >>15849894. I thought
>>15849904
>>15849955
were talking about the same thing. I feel ridiculous.

>> No.15851047
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>>15850955
>>15850959
>>15850906

>> No.15851074

>>15850896
Speaking for myself I'm a pretty good trip sitter. My friend was freaking one time and I managed to calm her down.
>>15850945
It's all in your head bud, tame the fear.

>> No.15851097

>>15851021
Noice

>> No.15851099

>>15850959
So... She did suck (you) off or not? Was sex with (you) part of her nightmare?

>> No.15851101

>>15850945
thats the reason i want to try those things im in complete boredom but Im too much of a hermit to know how

>> No.15851111

And she failed and drove headfirst into the road. almost got away from the coppers.

>> No.15851145

>>15851074
The last "trip sitter" I had ate two brownies, the rest of us had to trip sit him instead

>> No.15851182

gura's a bit of a dumbass but shes still my wife

>> No.15851189

I have never seen someone think they have to go on land to evade the cops

>> No.15851199

>>15850011
Conscious about classes starting? is she still in school? or are you talking about some commie shit? you better not be, you nigger.

>> No.15851212

Gura said the fuck word!

>> No.15851215

>>15851199
The second one anon.

>> No.15851216

>>15851145
What a dumbass.

>> No.15851221

2022 gura is definitely swearing more

>> No.15851234

>>15851145
Lol, many such cases.

>> No.15851244

>>15850945
I'm a paranoid fuck and I love mushrooms. I once thought I was dead for like an hour it was great

>> No.15851274

based gura says car byne instead of (((car-bean)))

>> No.15851279

>>15851221
She did say she was removing the filter, though GTA and DBD may not be indicative of standard streams.

>> No.15851283

>>15851212
oh nyo (ÒωÓ )

>> No.15851309

>>15851274
>(((car-bean)))
who the fuck says it like that

>> No.15851327

>>15851309
boomers. apparently thats the (((correct))) way to say it

>> No.15851350

>>15851309
northerners

>> No.15851366

>>15850736
Fuck are you doing there nigga

>> No.15851380

no gura, i will not stop touching your rear :3

>> No.15851393

"Stop touching my rear". Well, that's going to combined into a clip somewhere.

>> No.15851396

Sorry Gura, but I refuse.

>> No.15851403

>>15851366
Probably looking for leads on when they'll come back in stock.

>> No.15851409

>>15851366
I was there checking if the blahaj was discontinued or not

>> No.15851415

holy shit

>> No.15851416
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I worry about Gawrbuds and them meeting gruesome ends. Wouldn't you rather her milk your prostate until you die?

>> No.15851423

"Fuck seatbelts" — Gawr G. Gura

>> No.15851437
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Nice flip

>> No.15851445

>gura has been ejected during a motor vehicle collision because she wasn't wearing her seatbelt
lore

>> No.15851446

>>15851366
Trying to see if it was in stock anywhere, nigga

>> No.15851485

>>15851244
Shrooms made me feel like I was too big for the room and out of my body. That sounds like some shit beyond ego death, sounds neat.

>> No.15851499

gura truly is retard

>> No.15851512

>>15851403
>>15851409
>>15851446
Just go to IKEA lol

>> No.15851530

my shark wife is so dumb

>> No.15851533

>>15851512
They are out of stock everywhere

>> No.15851537

I'll be honest, I wouldn't knock up Gura. I don't want our children to have her midget genes and intelligence.

>> No.15851538

when will gura drop the n bomb

>> No.15851543

>>15851445
Nah, she probably took drivers ed and watched some of the gory safety videos.

>> No.15851542

Kek

>> No.15851563

She probably would've gotten away earlier if she just turned off the siren. Making the mission long because she didn't do that simple thing.

>> No.15851569

She's too fucking cute

>> No.15851577

>>15851537
Yeah I wanna adopt anyway cause of my own genes. Our child will be so happy to not be related to either of us

>> No.15851586

>>15851563
She doesn't know how

>> No.15851589

>>15850584
so, it looks like a small number of people had figured it out by august and september, but i can't find any unambiguous examples of filter circumvention (e.g. v0ice, voic3) before a pants SC in the axolotl tube stream.

>> No.15851598
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>> No.15851608

>>15851537
I want to have so many kids with Gura. The man me who gets to see her as a mother will be the luckiest person in the entire world

>> No.15851614

>>15851416
Yes, totally worth it.

>> No.15851626

if you just drive the jetski in a straigt line you will almost always lose the cops in like a minute, the jetski beats the choppers

>> No.15851632

>>15851608
She would literally die in childbirth

>> No.15851642
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>>15851215
Gura dont care about any about that pinko commie shit guillible for mall kiddies, she believes in the american way.

>> No.15851641

dat austin powers reference

>> No.15851643

gura is saying dude a lot more now

>> No.15851654

>>15851533
>in stock at a nearby ikea
>this ikea is also 5 hours away and I was in that city for work a few weeks ago
pain

>> No.15851663

>>15851538
I'm kinda hoping she has to restart the mission again and parrots Lamar without thinking.

>> No.15851668

>>15851589
you don't have to do it now but someone pointed out she also has the word watched/seen filtered I can't remember which. Any chance you could find out when that started?

>> No.15851671

This cute retard trying to avoid the police is kino.

>> No.15851676

>>15851642
She looks up to Kronii and Kronii is definitely a leftist

>> No.15851692

>>15851654
>in stock
Don't believe their lies, I went to two that said they were in stock and neither had it

>> No.15851695

>>15851643
SHE really is

>> No.15851704

I love panicky Gura

>> No.15851727

>>15851668
Really? Such weird filters. Would it be pointless to try to ask her about it?

>> No.15851726

>lamar just roasting gura the whole time

>> No.15851749

>gets out of sports car
>gets into van
1000 IQ move there shark

>> No.15851756

Gura, please learn how to drive away from the cop dots on the map.

>> No.15851771

This is probably the most comedic police chance she's doing right now.

>> No.15851793

>she thinks she needs to wait for Lamar...

>> No.15851802
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Gura pls

>> No.15851804

her throat hurts from fellating me btw

>> No.15851812

>>15851676
yeah, looks up to her chest

>> No.15851813

>>15851727
Yeah, someone brought it up during supers in a recent stream. I also noticed I couldn't send a super with it a few months ago during the haunted house stream. I tried changing so many words for that super and never figured out what word was the problem

>> No.15851815

>>15851793
She is very polite

>> No.15851818

>>15851756
She's so fucking bad I stg she drives towards them on purpose

>> No.15851828

SHE KEEPS DRIVING TO THE DAMN COPS
SHE COULD HAVE JUST VEERED LEFT AND COMPLETELY AVOIDED EM

>> No.15851834

this is PAIN

>> No.15851862

Dangit, Gura! You could've hidden there!

>> No.15851863

>>15851818
She probably isn't looking at the map at all

>> No.15851871

>>15851668
i can't find any support for "watched" being banned, but "seen" appears to have been banned in SEPTEMBER 2020. i am losing my fucking mind.

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please god let it end

>> No.15851877

im upset because she's going to get bored of the game because she's stupid and doesn't know how to play it

>> No.15851885

HOW HAS THIS RETARD NOT FIGURED OUT THIS SHIT TIS FAR IN

>> No.15851896

It's finally over!

>> No.15851904

>>15851871
Seen is close to Sen

>> No.15851911

>>15851676
>looks up to kronii
Looks up to Ame actually

>> No.15851913

AAAAAA

>> No.15851917

>>15851871
must have been that one. I was trying to ask if she's ever seen something before

>> No.15851918

>>15851896
lol

>> No.15851922

She's so fucking retarded.
I love her.

>> No.15851928

>>15851896
rumao

>> No.15851946

>>15851904
huh, that at least makes some sense

>> No.15851951

>>15851918
Fucking kill me

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>> No.15851962

>>15851911
A couple streams ago she was talking about how much she likes Kronii, and said verbatim "I want to be more like Kronii"

>> No.15851967

>>15851896
YOU FUCKING JINXED IT YOU BITCH

>> No.15851984

god she just sat there and watched the cop turn around i want to rape her

>> No.15851998

gura doesnt understand the basic police chase mechanics

>> No.15852008

I'm digging this, shes learning!

>> No.15852024

she could've just driven the jet ski for 20 more seconds and been done.......................

>> No.15852026

She's legit driven through the entire city

>> No.15852030

>>15851911
She'd sacrifice Ame and take Kronii in a zombie apocalypse

>> No.15852036

>>15851998
Truly a white girl.

>> No.15852056

>Yeah I see the radar
THEN USE IT

>> No.15852063

the Miko strat would be to hide in the pier beside the carnival at southernmost part of the city because cops cant go there for some weird reason.

>> No.15852064

If she sees the radar in the bottom left why doesn't she avoid the dots holy shit lol

>> No.15852094

If only Rockstar could program proper police AI instead of making them psionic teleporting manhunters.

>> No.15852098

i wouldn't care that she's so bad at this except i can tell she is getting annoyed at the game, which makes her want to play it less

>> No.15852116

>only 3 stars

>> No.15852131

>>15851896
gura is a sad motherfuckin bitch

>> No.15852140

This is the funniest shit I've ever seen.

>> No.15852148

shut the FUCK up lamar

>> No.15852150

She's actually getting angry

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>> No.15852160

>shut...the fuck up lamar...

>> No.15852164

shut the fuck up lamar you stupid n--

>> No.15852166

Gura is getting SOOOOOOOO MAD

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>tries to hide in the middle of a hill while choppers are flying around
Holy fuck, Gura. Please.

>> No.15852174

Thought it would end but the chase is still going.

>> No.15852179

>Shut the fuck up Lamar.
Lmao

>> No.15852183

>>15852150
Gawr incoming?

>> No.15852196

30m police chase kino

>> No.15852207

LAMAR IS A BITCH ASS NIGGA AND ALL MY HOMIES HATE HIM

>> No.15852210

Ugly ass bitch

>> No.15852229

>shut up lamar you dumb nigger
holy shit gura!

>> No.15852226

>>15852094
The AI is a bit too strong but the real issue is the GI (Gura Intelligence) being too weak.

>> No.15852232

>>15851896
>It's finally over!
remember this anon? remember this?

>> No.15852234

Imagine her doing one of the actually hard missions

or god forbid online with the oppressor flying motorcycle rockets flying

>> No.15852246

>>15852196
It's like I'm really in SoCal

>> No.15852257

this is makes me feel great pain but also its fucking hilarious

>> No.15852256
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>>15852030
False

>> No.15852259

comedy gold

shut the fuck up Lamar

>> No.15852277

>>15852234
>or god forbid online with the oppressor flying motorcycle rockets flying
More like the superhuman Captain America enemies that take 30 bullets to the chest and don't flinch.

>> No.15852279
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>> No.15852290
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>>15852094
If they did it would be even harder for Gura to get away.

>> No.15852303

I've never played GTA what is she supposed to be doing? It looks like the cops come from every direction

>> No.15852323

lamar is trolling the fuck out of gura

>> No.15852350

>>15852303
That's cops in GTA5 in a nutshell

>> No.15852351

>>15852303
Avoid the dots and hide somewhere the chopper can't see

>> No.15852357

>>15852303
When the map goes grey, the police cant see you, then you have to look and avoid their radars, it's very, very easy.

>> No.15852389

IT'S OVER

>> No.15852390

IT ENDS

>> No.15852398

Unless the heist is super fun for her this is gonna burn her out super bad

>> No.15852401

Finally...

>> No.15852407

Geez. She finally escaped. Now she's gotta not die.

>> No.15852410

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh she did it. im sure she wont die now

>> No.15852417

FYI, there's some stuff from the Akihabara summer thing that has Gura that's back on sale now that the holoshop ships to NA
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/hololive-summerfes-acrylic-figure?variant=40465320083653
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/hololive-summerfes-acrylic-panel
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/hololive-summerfes-full-graphic-t-shirt

>> No.15852418

I KNEW SHE'D DO IT

>> No.15852419

YESSSS

>> No.15852420

Smart. The police are pretty slow in the hills without helicopters.

>> No.15852424

did anyone have a timer going or something

>> No.15852428

>>15852357
>>15852350
>>15852351
Gotcha thanks anons.
Good job gura!!

>> No.15852440

>>15852303
that was my experience with the game as well

>> No.15852443

>it's night time
>she has to drive all the way back to the city
watch her accidentally pick up a wanted star on the way back

>> No.15852445

Gura is going to hit a car/person and get a star again and die

>> No.15852452

>>15852303
You are supposed to drive away from the cop dots on the map, hide ideally. The map also shows their sight lines

>> No.15852458

Come on theres still time to hit a cop on the way there and start the fun all over again.

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>>15852303
Get far enough away the minimal guess gray, and stars start blinking then get get away from the area she was last seen or at least hide. You can also steal a new car once the stats are blinking, and cops will not know it's you.

>> No.15852488

>she skipped chains of intimacy ad
damn

>> No.15852490

>>15852417
I'm definitely gonna give the shop a look after the stream with the new change

>> No.15852493

BETS ON WHETHER SHE GETS INTO ANOTHER COP CHASE BEFORE SHE GETS LAMAR HOME

>> No.15852515

>>15852303
They do, and the game spawns them coming straight at you all the time. It also spawns helicopters flying straight toward you over and over again. It's very frustrating.

>> No.15852520

>swaps into radio station
>hears pussy
>swaps away then swaps right back

>> No.15852526

>>15852493
100%

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Poor shork

>> No.15852599

she's ending at the 2h mark

>> No.15852606

>>15852539
amazing show

>> No.15852623

>my throat wasn't ready for that now it hurts

>> No.15852643

Gura is a Supernatural fan

>> No.15852652

>lamar starting a shootout right before the mission ends

>> No.15852654

>>15852623
UUUUUUOOOOOOOHHHHHH

>> No.15852665

why does Gura always drop her food

>> No.15852667

CARRRY ON MY WAYWARD SONNNNN

>> No.15852671

MILKSHAKE DROP

>> No.15852672

>nyooo my milkshake

>> No.15852675

gura is so innocent! UOOOHHHH!!!

>> No.15852681

mission complete and she spilled her milkshake.

>> No.15852684

>dropped milkshake

>> No.15852687

>>15852623

>Stop touchign my read!

>> No.15852691

add this one to the cookie collection

>> No.15852704

GURA MILK? DUBAI BROS???????/

>> No.15852707

This is going to be a sub 3 hour stream, isn't it...

>> No.15852710

Add it to the dropped compilation

>> No.15852716

SHE DROPPED HER MILKSHAKE

>> No.15852719

UUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH

>> No.15852723

>>15852665
truly the Tyler1 of vtubers

>> No.15852727

>gura
>milkshake

>> No.15852731

>>15852643
nobody is a supernatural fan, even the tumblrinas abandoned it.

>> No.15852740
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OH NYOOOOOOOOO HER CHOCCY MILKSHAKEEEEEEE

>> No.15852747

>>15852643
Kill yourself

>> No.15852752

I drink Gura's milkshake!

>> No.15852751

evidence so far that gura is a nuclear submarine captain:
>"bloop" named after an anomalous sonar signal detected by US NAVY intelligence
>doesn't need floaties—she uses BALLAST TANKS
>obsessed with "TRIDENT" weapon of the united states SLBM arsenal
>"atlantis", more like the ATLANTIC FLEET
>huge numbers of SUBS, but won't talk about them
>days of SILENT RUNNING to conceal her position
>wants a SAILOR SUIT for an alternate costume
>demands to be called CAPTAIN GURA
>carried a BIG GUN as part of her military training
>can't discuss her TOP SECRET offstream activities
>went on a so-called "vacation" during NORTHERN EDGE 21 naval exercises
>lusts for a WEAPON OF MASS DESTRUCTION
>she OWNS THESE WATERS
>communicates under duress by BLINKING MORSE CODE
> admits on stream that she wants to DRIVE A SUBMARINE

>> No.15852755

>>15852723
Literal who

>> No.15852759

Ame is a Dubai porta-potty

>> No.15852767

>>15852723
who?

>> No.15852780

>>15852665
she's a clumsy girl, pls andstand

>> No.15852783

Cute yawn

>> No.15852785

I'm disappointed in Gura for not knowing the words to carry on my wayward son by heart

>> No.15852788

>>15852731
>>15852747
stfu seasons 1-4 were kino

>> No.15852792

Cute yawn

>> No.15852795

Cute shark noises

>> No.15852797
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15852797

GURA'S MILK SHAKE!!!!!

>> No.15852808

is she going to do any of the side missions? Why doesn't chat tell her go to some of the question marks?

>> No.15852815

>>15852755
>>15852767
idk some guy who always drops his food https://youtu.be/v3UXBJtZE8I

>> No.15852844

>>15852808
Why don't you tell her

>> No.15852863

>>15852808
She wants to do the story missions

>> No.15852879

>>15852815
The classic

>> No.15852880

>>15852815
oh, the headset dent guy

>> No.15852889
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>>15852785
She has new music rules, she not singing everything intentionally so she doesn't get in trouble with mangers

let me know if you need a puff

>> No.15852893

>>15852815
You could have said the bald, buff manlet and i would have gotten it.

>> No.15852905

>>15852808
Chat is unironically more retarded than Gura. Imagine being dumber than a shark that spent 30+ minutes trying to run from cops at only 3*.

>> No.15852925

I yawned at the same time she did.
WE ARE

>> No.15852926

>>15852889
Anon if it's in the game like this she can sing along..

>> No.15852935

her yawn is so cute

>> No.15852944

>>15852880
>tyler1 has a head dent and drops his food
>gura has a head dent and drops her food
THEY ARE

>> No.15852949
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Gura out here driving on three wheels

>> No.15852955

>>15852751
>I've never drove a sub before

>> No.15852956
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Lots of cute yawns and noises

>> No.15852972

that song refueled her, we good

>> No.15852988

FUCK THE POLICE

>> No.15852996

She killed the nigger lol

>> No.15852999

kek

>> No.15853001

>im callin the police
>*pew pew pew pew pew*
kek

>> No.15853004

>>15852926
it's joke

>> No.15853008
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>>15852944
lmao how could i forget

>> No.15853009

>Fuck the police!
-Gawr Gura, hololiveEN

>> No.15853024

>You need to go!
>she actually listens and walks away
>gets a wanted level anyway

>> No.15853042

Iced that nigga

>> No.15853057

>>15853004
im retarded like my oshi

>> No.15853058

> I'm calling the police
>PLINK
>>PLINK
>PLINK
>>PLINK
>PLINK
>>PLINK

>DO NOT

>> No.15853061

would've been funny if she died by bonking her head on the sub but she just barely avoided it.

>> No.15853071

Is Gura gonna stream getting her tooth extracted?

>> No.15853070

>magdumps in guy threatening to call the police
Kek

>> No.15853075

>>15852889
Singing helps prevent copyright matching and Wayward Son is completely seiso Dad Rock, tf are you on about

>> No.15853099

>>15852844
I'm never signing into my google account on chrome. Not ever.

>> No.15853102

>undah dah sea
oh nyo

>> No.15853124

Would you get into a tiny, cramped, sweaty submarine with Gura and go treasure hunting?

>> No.15853129
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15853129

>Get in
>Get in
>Get in
>Gasp
I'm ngmi bros

>> No.15853133

i predicted this over a year ago
>>>/jp/30826030

>> No.15853137

>>15853124
Yes, definitely

>> No.15853140

>>15853124
Neuron activation

>> No.15853141

>>15853099
>Chrome
you’ve already lost anon

>> No.15853148
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how many bad words she's been cursing so far? I love my little edgy sassy sharky in 2022

>> No.15853153
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>>15853057
hell, same

>> No.15853158

>>15853133
It's not nuclear tho

>> No.15853159

tfw gura will never play barotrauma

>> No.15853168

is Gura still planning to play Metal Max Returns next week?

>> No.15853169

>>15853124
Certainly.

>> No.15853183

>>15853158
you claiming it's diesel? retardchama?

>> No.15853187

>>15853133
not nuclear

>> No.15853204
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>>15853024
One time I was play as Michel waiting at the bottom of the cable car for a lift with my bicycle. I talking to the lady waiting as well. Michel: "Hi, how are you?" Whorecuntbitch: "That's it I'm calling the police!"

>> No.15853212

>>15853183
it’s solar powered

>> No.15853216

>>15853133
Nice one chumbud

>> No.15853223

>pulling on my tail
I love the little things like this

>> No.15853222

>pulling on Gura's tail
uoh

>> No.15853244

Of course Gura went the wrong way and needs to turn the sub around.

>> No.15853245

>>15852788
and what happened after that anon? relentless recycling for another 11 seasons? Loss of stakes because their main characters kept dying and getting revived? A new villain every season that tried to top the last in terms of threat but never could because they blew their load too early? Oh man such a good show.

>> No.15853263

How come Gura never gives us shark facts anymore?

>> No.15853267

>>15852926
>>15853075
See >>15853004

I know sarcasm is hard to discern over the internet but I thought maybe the tank of copium might have given it away.

never change my chummies

>> No.15853277

I'm ultra-late to stream, how's goop goop doing on these missions

>> No.15853306

Orca mention!

>> No.15853324

>>15853245
i agree with you, but i still enjoyed seasons 1-4, just like i enjoyed game of thrones 1-4

>> No.15853326

>>15853245
need some help carrying those goalposts faggot? there are still fans of the original seasons of supernatural. a show doesnt get that many seasons without them.

>> No.15853334

>dolphins
Fuck they might be horny

>> No.15853335

>>15853277
SHE STOLE ANOTHER SUBMARINE LIVE ON STREAM

>> No.15853346

She felt the Orca fear

>> No.15853351

>>15853277
She spent like 30 minutes trying to lose 3 stars and got frustrated as fuck lol

>> No.15853353
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Goober is scared cute

>> No.15853364

>Orca
Gura is shitting herself rn.

>> No.15853365

I've said it once here and I'll keep saying it. She would fucking love MGSV, it has all she likes and doesn't know she needs.

Fuck Konami goddamn

>> No.15853393

cool she saw an orca

>> No.15853405

which ocean? The specific ocean of course.

>> No.15853408

>>15853277
Oh man... It took her 30 min to kill a 3 star wanted level.

>> No.15853415

>>15853365
Why is Konami like this?

>> No.15853428

>>15853365
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hbrsSNGUnqM

>> No.15853435

chat spamming "chloe" smfh

>> No.15853450

>>15853415
Autism

>> No.15853451

>>15853183
Probably just batteries.

>> No.15853456

>>15853435
she started it

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>>15853245
>>15853326
I know yall niggas ain't arguing about fucking supernatural in ggg. All white women except Gura leave.

>> No.15853465

>>15853326
Why would I need help when I'm not carrying them in the first place? You're doing that all on your own by ignoring 11 dogshit season.

>> No.15853467

>>15853415
pls andastand

>> No.15853490 [DELETED] 

Iドンtかれうぁtあにょね絵l背さysI'm having fun

>> No.15853494

>>15853183
modern submersibles are electric, nuclear subs are fuckoff huge

>> No.15853498

>>15853456
no she didn't

>> No.15853500
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?

>> No.15853512

>>15853415
Pachinko money beats all logic, apparently.

>> No.15853524

>>15853267
>implying that anons don’t use “copium” unironically
All sarcasm must be textually indicated either with “/s” or by looking into the camera and saying “I’M JUS KEEDING!” in an exaggerated Mexican accent

>> No.15853527

>>15853494
technically it's a nuclear submersible

>> No.15853528

>>15853351
>>15853408
gotta love her

>> No.15853542

BOG MENTION

>> No.15853541

>>15853463
I'm in the middle of writing a Destiel fic stfu

>> No.15853559

>no I'm just short
lol

>> No.15853575

>>15853498
"Was that an orca?"

>> No.15853603

Oh, I'm remembering what's coming up. Her reaction to that is gonna be interesting

>> No.15853608

>>15853575
What the fuck does that have to do with Chloe? (spiderman)

>> No.15853619

>>15853498
>hears ocean squeaks

3 months ago she would have said dolphins, she specifically mentioned orcas to rile up chat

She knows what she's doing.

>> No.15853620

>>15853490
ななしちゃまーー

>> No.15853621

>>15853542
I want to go to a bog with Gura

>> No.15853643

Gura's gonna eat my sweet meats

>> No.15853651

gura wants my sweet meats

>> No.15853658

Gura can eat my sweet meats

>> No.15853671

>>15853619
Orcas don't even meow like that

>> No.15853674

Ogey

>> No.15853685

>>15853619
it was literally an orca though, saw it on screen..?

>> No.15853687

>>15853608
Sorry I actually get venom and whales confused very often.

>> No.15853695

no one in the chat realized that sweat meats means penis

>> No.15853698

>>15853619
During the blue planet watchalong she admitted that dolphins aren't so bad but orcas are her true enemy

>> No.15853699

I want to believe she's just being playful, but my dumb shark wife isn't this clever.

>> No.15853700

Can now confirm that DICK is also filtered in her chat

>> No.15853708

>>15853463
alright alright, I'll cool it for Gura.

>> No.15853719

>>15853643
>>15853658
>>15853651
SOUNDS YUMMY

>> No.15853721

Gura really wants to eat someone's tummy, apparently

>> No.15853740

Eh loco

>> No.15853764

>>15853721
Shion's

>> No.15853769

>>15853721
I volunteer

>> No.15853776

>>15853695
the GuraMM spam indicates otherwise

>> No.15853807

>>15853721
she can eat mine but only if she lets me blow raspberries on hers first

>> No.15853810

franklin failed his job interview lmao this game is so subtle

>> No.15853820

>>15853695
the :_guraMM: spam disagrees

>> No.15853821

>>15853700
Now that one is not surprising

>> No.15853831

>>15853721
I want gura to liposuck the fat out of my tummy until I’m attractive enough to make her my wife

>> No.15853837

What the fuck is an optimum prime?

>> No.15853865

For real though there's some absolutely ridiculous word filters on Gura's channel and someone oughtta convince her to go through them and clean some shit up

>> No.15853866

based, fuck jeep

>> No.15853882

>>15853837
This meme video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dmrp2spuOr0

>> No.15853885

>>15853831
kek

>> No.15853944

>>15853865
"face", "voice", "seen", "rigging"/"rigger", what others? (don't list genuinely yab ones, please.)

>> No.15853942

gura licked my balls

>> No.15853967

>>15853942
I wrote this post

>> No.15853987

>>15853837
>>15853882
I prefer this variant https://youtu.be/pscOTRGaUts

>> No.15854001

>>15853944
I tried to say "faggot" earlier and it got filtered

>> No.15854022

>>15853942
>>15853967
these are both my posts

>> No.15854026

>>15853541
Yeah ok buddy, get back to your wattpad. Don't forget to have a snack.

>> No.15854034

>>15854001
"pee" is too sadly

>> No.15854042

>not your f..
>not your walking hands

>> No.15854052

Gura is having a lot of fun this stream. I'm glad, clearly not having fun yesterday.

>> No.15854060

>>15854001
well no shit

>> No.15854066

>walking hands
damn she really is trying...

>> No.15854067

>>15853821
Kinda is, she doesn't filter most conventional swears

>> No.15854076

>>15853944
Seen and voice arent flitered I think
I just said them and it was ok

>> No.15854085

>walking hands
kek

>> No.15854107

>>15854042
close one

>> No.15854122

>>15853944
I mean, those first three alone probably filter out like 1 yab content for every 100 safe ones

>> No.15854129

Shrimp or Chumbud?

>> No.15854136

>>15854052
shut the fuck up, she was Gawr, and the stream was kino, she was having more fun with chat than the game tho

>> No.15854166

What did she say when she hit the truck...?

>> No.15854185

>>15854076
they didn't come through. i have ytcfilter looking for them and i got nothing. i am logging the live chat with chat_downloader and i got nothing.

>> No.15854188

>>15854129
I'm both

>> No.15854197

>he fine! He's fine.
>Blood allover hood

>> No.15854205

>>15854166
nigger

>> No.15854207

I will cook for Gura

>> No.15854226

Gura wants to go out for a nice hot meal...
I want to take Gura out to a nice restaurant...

>> No.15854250
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I'll make you a hot meal, Gura...

>> No.15854255

>>15854034
Golden Heaven denied.

>> No.15854259

radio goop goop

>> No.15854272

>>15854185
I see, well thats weird. Stop trying to find me though Ill skin your dog alive

>> No.15854275
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15854275

ywn take Gura out for a hot meal.........
why live?

>> No.15854286

I love Gura and her bad memory

>> No.15854296

what the fuck is a hot meal? gura is poor? fucking cringe

>> No.15854300

>MICROWAVED FROZEN CAKE
gura what

>> No.15854301

>>15853700
>>15853944
did she finally filter FEET?

>> No.15854304

I want to take gura out for a nice meal!!

>> No.15854305

I will teach you how to use a microwave, goop goop...

>> No.15854310
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>> No.15854312

I am Gura's hot meal.

>> No.15854313

gura is just predicting /ggg/ comments in realtime there is no point to coming here anymore.

>> No.15854321

>>15854275
I did one day ago, like she just said

>> No.15854323

>>15854272
the only thing i do with people i find out are here is follow them on twitter after a polite delay

>> No.15854324

>>15854226
Yeah well I want to cook her a delicious meal of love

>> No.15854364

>>15854301
no, there was a FEET message even after you posted that.

>> No.15854371

Holy shit she filtered feet

>> No.15854388

>>15854323
oh well thats actually nice, kudos to you anon

>> No.15854389

>>15854310
>me at the very top

>> No.15854396

>>15854324
I do too but there is nothing wrong with going out for a nice meal too

>> No.15854416

>Gura's cute yawns
Someone stop me from goslinging

>> No.15854417

>>15854371
2022-01-04 22:10:26 | (Member (6 months)) doviarab: I think switching from feet to diapers is a downgrade if anything :_GurNya:

>> No.15854421

That's gotta be the stupidest idea she's ever had

>> No.15854426

>>15854301
Pretty sure that would be a sign of the apocalypse

>> No.15854427

>>15854185
In another stream try sending a superchat with them, you won't be able to

>> No.15854445

>>15854427
i know. they are filtered.

>> No.15854455

>is this the CIA
Oh no the glownigger is watching....

>> No.15854461

gura is a slut

>> No.15854463

>>15854427
meant for
>>15854076

>> No.15854468

>>15854296
Money can’t fix the NEET lifestyle. In fact it can very much enable it.

>> No.15854477

Gura vs. the Army time!

>> No.15854478

>>15854427
why seen tho? voice is still pretty weird but seen? just a normal verb

>> No.15854482

>>15854461
for me

>> No.15854487

>>15854445
I replied to the wrong post in the chain..

>> No.15854492

>>15854417
Based.

>> No.15854509

she is so scared of the po po now

>> No.15854511

>>15854461
mine

>> No.15854516

>>15854461
a slut for hot meals made with love

>> No.15854536

>Gura will never ride around on your shoulders while you run at full speed with your arms extended to each side like an airplane making airplane sounds as she laughs and shrieks with joy

>> No.15854537

BABYYY

>> No.15854546

i love when she vibes to the music

>> No.15854552

her music taste is impeccable tonight

>> No.15854553

Banger alert

>> No.15854556

what is this groovy song? I always forget th name

>> No.15854576

AND WE DANCE BY THE MOONLIGHT

>> No.15854580

>>15854556
daftpunk?

>> No.15854595
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>too late for goodbyes
Fuck, that song brings memories from my youth

>> No.15854602

she is going to to military base lets gooo
DO IT GUROOH

>> No.15854616

>>15854580
No

>> No.15854634

>>15854556
modjo lady hear me tonight

>> No.15854635

GODSPEED CAPTAIN GURA

>> No.15854665

>>15854468
I desperately want Gura to be my sugar momma so we can stay inside forever together

>> No.15854671

does this shark have her multirotor certification?

>> No.15854673

>>15854634
This.

>> No.15854676

its a stealth mission gura jesus christ

>> No.15854684

Holy shit!

>> No.15854689
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GODSPEED SHARKIE

>> No.15854700

>>15854676
No it isn't retard

>> No.15854711

>>15854635
Holy shit, she is speed.

>> No.15854727

>>15854676
it's okay she has a camo paint job

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God bless!

>> No.15854733
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>>15854676
Stealth? What's that?

>> No.15854737

Proud of her for making that one

>> No.15854740

>>15854676
SHARK FLOORS IT BABY

>> No.15854743

that was kinda cool

>> No.15854744

First try! She did it!

>> No.15854745

GURA LIBERATE US FROM THE OPPRESSIVE STATE

>> No.15854781

>>15854743
Yeah, that was impressive. Good goin sharky

>> No.15854793

I bet you guys 5$ she will crash the helicopter

>> No.15854804

gura get motion sick too easy

>> No.15854811

I love my gamer shark wife

>> No.15854812

Is it really that easy to steal a chopper from the US military base?

>> No.15854827

fuck yo stealth nigga

>> No.15854829

Gura is giving away free helicopter rides!

>> No.15854849

she speedruns some missions and takes 30 mins to lose the cops on others lmfao..

>> No.15854850

>>15854793
Gura is a profishanal. She will land it garunteed.

>> No.15854856

>>15854812
Try it and find out

>> No.15854868

>>15854812
one should hope they'd have scrambled fighters and vaporized her by now...

>> No.15854871

>>15854812
no, they give them to you for free

>> No.15854873

>>15854812
Yeah my buddy eric tried it last time and he got away with it

>> No.15854889

>>15854829
only for commies...

>> No.15854907

>>15854850
>fish anal
UwU

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>>15854793
shush non believer

>> No.15854920

>>15854665
Me too anon. Hearing about her past life alcohol use made me think “damn, there were other people getting trashed alone in their rooms? I wish we could have done it together”

>> No.15854922

has Gura said anything about Luto

>> No.15854927

>>15854812
Yeah, we tend to just leave bases empty and unguarded for people to just come in and grab what ever they want.

>> No.15854931

>>15854873
Eric Cartman?

>> No.15854934

>>15854793
kneel

>> No.15854937

>>15854793
Pay up chumbud

>> No.15854941

does gura just have her mouth open 80% of the time or does she have a setting to open the model mouth

>> No.15854940

>>15854868
Skyqueen

>> No.15854946

Damn, lost 5$...

>> No.15854947

>>15854889
kek

>> No.15854962

>>15854889
basado

>> No.15854967

Gg ez

>> No.15854979

>>15854812
At least it works in Afghanistan

>> No.15854988

>>15854941
>>15854941
For cocks

>> No.15854999

Gura is a true idol

>> No.15855010

>>15854812
a dude literally did that once and landed on the lawn of the white house.

>> No.15855013

>>15854812
if you're taliban they give it to you for free

>> No.15855020

>>15854941
she's a mouth breather, she said she gets more air at once that way. It's one of the reasons she has the best voices in hololive

>> No.15855043

Attacked by Bubba for aiming a gun at it!

>> No.15855061

>>15854927
>US forces departed Bagram Airfield, a major base in Afghanistan, at 3 a.m. on Friday.
>They left behind numerous items, from energy drinks and MREs to armored vehicles, the AP reported.
>When US forces left, they cut off the power. Then looters rolled in, grabbing what they could.

>> No.15855063

Why would Korone do this

>> No.15855065

Gura got killed by a dog lol

>> No.15855070

Forthy kek

>> No.15855073

>>15854940
Sky King was looking after her no doubt.

>> No.15855096

>>15854856
There's a part of that's considered doing something crazy like that if I ever decided to kill myself. But I wouldn't want my family to be in trouble because of my actions

>> No.15855099

>>15855020
>voice
[message deleted]

>> No.15855107

Why does Gura make random gremlin laughs?

>> No.15855116

She's ending the stream already :(

>> No.15855118

>>15855107
Autism

>> No.15855119

>stream ending soon
I'm starting to feel lonely now guys

>> No.15855121

You heard her boys, tattoo and then that's it for tonight

>> No.15855124
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DOG HATE

>> No.15855132

I guess the stream will be ending soon with a commemorative tattoo since she screamed so much this stream. Would've been great to see her finish the heist.

>> No.15855135
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>> No.15855136

>>15855063
Korone 1 Shark 0

RIP Gura's Yubis

>> No.15855141

2hr stream damn..

>> No.15855146

>>15854941
She's said that when she's focused on the game she tends to let her mouth hang open without noticing.

>> No.15855152
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>>15855073
God speed sky king.

>> No.15855156

Imagine getting to tattoo something on this shark's little butt

>> No.15855175

oh come on gura it has not even been 3 hours

>> No.15855172

>I KNOW THIS SONG UNFORTATLY.. HEH

>> No.15855176

this will be the last gta stream for a while

>> No.15855180

GTA COPS HATE

>> No.15855193

>>15855146
CUTE

>> No.15855194

>>15855020
okay that makes a lot of sense she’s always making saliva noises

>> No.15855202

>doing laundry
just dump them away and buy new cloth

>> No.15855204

>more laundry
How.

>> No.15855209

SHE WASTED 30 MINUTES RUNNING FROM POLICE FUCKS SAKE

>> No.15855217

>>15855176
yeah, until next schedule

>> No.15855214

>>15855152
He didn't go up there to die. He went up there to live.

>> No.15855219

Gura dont leave pleaseeee

>> No.15855226
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>Ganondalf

>> No.15855232

>>15855146
So she's a less retarded/autistic Aqua in that regard?

>> No.15855238

>short stream
OH COME ON

>> No.15855243

>>15855217
no she's sick of the game

>> No.15855251

How big are Guras balls?

>> No.15855262

>>15854922
Gura has name dropped Pikamee ONCE and had a collab with Nacho. Those are the only non-hololive vtuber she has ever acknowledged

>> No.15855273

>CHINESE RESTAURANT
topkek

>> No.15855279

how do we convince gura to stop washing her stinky clothes??

>> No.15855281

SHE IS GONNA EAT MY FINGERS

>> No.15855291

Would you do Gura's laundry for free?

>> No.15855294

Gura is a woman

>> No.15855302

>>15855243
>Gura is lying as to why she's ending the stream

>> No.15855316

rrrat

>> No.15855320
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>>15854940
>>15855073
>>15855152
this is now a skyking thread

>> No.15855322

>>15855291
I'd pay to!

>> No.15855325

>>15855262
what about Kiara's oshi Pomu

>> No.15855341

DOG HATE AGAIN

>>15855294
Gura is an anime girl.

>> No.15855349

RRAT

>> No.15855355

>Gura decides to sell dirty clothe
>Buys cheap clean clothe
>Repeat for profit
>Never have to do laundry again

>> No.15855367

Gura attacked by dog again for trying to shoot a rat.

>> No.15855408

dog kicker

>> No.15855411

I was trying to pet teh dog!

>> No.15855421

WHY DID SHE KILL THE DOG

>> No.15855431

Gura...

>> No.15855447

DOG LOVE

>> No.15855455

Oh nyo. She punched the dog. Sad stream end, chumbies.

>> No.15855456

>>15855320
Thread song theme:
https://youtu.be/D24Nl4_-DYM

>> No.15855460
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god I wish gura would step on me like that dog

>> No.15855465

Finally she killed the fucking dog.

>> No.15855466

Good Gura
I hate dog too

>> No.15855473

Gura...

>> No.15855485
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15855485

oh nyooo

>> No.15855496

>>15855367
Korone protect Bae

>> No.15855507

DOG HATE
DOG HATE

>> No.15855521

I'm crying I'm laughing so hard..

>> No.15855522

Man I'm watching her first gta5 vod and I can't believe she nailed the guy on the bike repo mission early on and completely skipped the chase scene. Never seen that before.

>> No.15855535
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>that car timing

>> No.15855537

>>15855456
my house is visible in most of the skyking footage :)

>> No.15855536

MUSKY MUSTY

>> No.15855539

>>15847262
well, even though i don't have my GAWR GURA × GROOVE COASTER Wireless Headphones, my tablet has charged enough now that i can catch up on the DBD VOD in bed

>> No.15855540

She spent longer playing DBD :(

>> No.15855543

someone save that dog cli[. It's fucking gold.

>> No.15855542

IMAGINE the smell

>> No.15855555

About to shower with Gura, later nerds

>> No.15855565

Gura burnt her food...

>> No.15855567

rip doggo

>> No.15855588

>>15855555
I kneel.

>> No.15855593

>>15855555
PENTS CONFIRM

>> No.15855600

>>15855555

Checked

>> No.15855598

>>15855555
best quints

>> No.15855603

>>15855555
Hey, me too!

>> No.15855608

>>15855555
I was gonna say I made this post, but with quint 5s I'm just gonna be impressed

>> No.15855611

fuck those hours went by like nothing :( i miss her

>> No.15855622

>>15855555
Lucky bud...

>> No.15855629

>not even 2 and a half hours
man this sucks

>> No.15855637

i miss gura

>> No.15855641

>>15855555
You win this round, chumbud...

>> No.15855657

rrat

>> No.15855658

I miss goomba

>> No.15855660
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GTA stream is about to start bros, I got here just in time!

>> No.15855668

no post-stream message again tonight

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>>15855555

>> No.15855678

>>15855537
Nice.

>> No.15855680
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>>15855555
God speed chumbud.

>> No.15855683

>>15855629
So does being alive, but hey, it is what it is

>> No.15855686

>>15855555
quintuple 5's, i kneel, enjoy showering with my wife sir

>> No.15855690

>>15855565
I burnt my dinner too... WE FUCKING ARE

>> No.15855691

>>15855555
Only for today...

>> No.15855696

Good stream. If only it was longer like the first stream she did. Probably won't see the end of this playthrough until 3 or 4 months at the current pace it's going.

>> No.15855712

>>15855555
KNEEL

>> No.15855718
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I LOVE HER

>> No.15855725

goobai !

>> No.15855724

>>15855668
oh no no

>> No.15855741
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15855741

Goodnight chumbies

>> No.15855744

>>15855555
Lucky you

>> No.15855762

>>15855668
KNEEL

>> No.15855771

I miss Gura...

>> No.15855788
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>>15855555
I have investigated these quints and found them to be true.

>> No.15855794

>>15855555
lily hooper made this post

>> No.15855797

>>15855668
Spoke too soon

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>>15855741
Good night.

>> No.15855825

>>15855696
Shut up you negative bastard

>> No.15855834

>>15855696
>Implying
She will likely never finish this game. The reason it was only 2 hours tonight was because she is tired of it. When she is enjoying the game she doesn't stop playing it and finishes it quickly.

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My biggest takeaway from this stream is that my need to marry her has gone up even more than I thought possible

>> No.15855849

>>15855794
Stop that shit already.

>> No.15855864
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15855864

>>15855555
WITNESSED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>> No.15855879

It's 5:30 am here and my neighbors probably think I'm drunk because I completely lost my shit while watching that finale.

>> No.15855903

brown gura just started streaming mario kart if anyone is interested

>> No.15855915

>>15855555
>he doesn't keep her stinky
But also sick quints of quints

>> No.15855917

>>15855794
lily hooper didn't follow me back on twitter ;_;

>> No.15855933

>>15855903
kys

>> No.15855944

she was so fucking attractive this stream. i love hearing her swear and tease chat it drives me fucking CRAZY

>> No.15855952

>>15855696
I think the police chase killed her mood a bit.

>> No.15855954
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>>15855555

>> No.15855966

>>15855903
>brown gura
wtf is that?

>> No.15855972
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15855972

Finally

>> No.15855997

>>15855794
>>15855917
>talk about lily hopkins out of the blue

What did i miss now?

>> No.15856009

>>15855849
if i don't get to shower with gura this thread doesn't get to stay on topic

>> No.15856011

>>15855952
entirely her fault, if she just carried on riding the jetski for like 20 secs she would've been done and we'd be watching her doing a heist right now ffs

>> No.15856038

i hate short streams

>> No.15856047
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>>15855972
excuse you

>> No.15856062

>>15855660
gura my dog died let's gooooo

https://youtu.be/MLGVvZWWQsk?t=8784

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>>15855972
Good try

>> No.15856091

im ok with gura ending the stream because i was about to fall asleep

>> No.15856100

it's fitting that gura's stream would be SHORT huhaha

>> No.15856116

>>15856100
why

>> No.15856115

Did Gura join Ina's stream earlier? Timestamps?

>> No.15856121

>>15855966
>>15855933
he means mumei

>> No.15856148

>>15855794
fuck off you discord tranny

>> No.15856149

>>15856115
not VC, she just did like 5 races with ina and kiara then dipped

>> No.15856153
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our oshi is fucking dead bros

>> No.15856160

>>15856121
i konw, and i told him to kys

>> No.15856161

where da new thredd at?

>> No.15856180

>>15856100
Fuckin rude

>> No.15856181

>>15856091
This is the first time in a little while that im disappointed the stream was short. It was a lot of fun but I would have liked a bit more tonight

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>>15855972
>>15856071
>>15856047
Not even close fuckers

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>> No.15856204

>>15856115
Wasn't in VC she just played with them
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ovdDTBC6tlc&t=4243s

>> No.15856257

So the "food burning" that she had to drop MK for was the frozen cake in the microwave right?

>> No.15856269
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>>15856153
Nyooooooooooooooooooooooo

>> No.15856275

wow mumei sucks at MK, makes Gura look like a god

>> No.15856290
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15856290

I’m excited for more Fauna MK tomorrow, the last one was a blast

>> No.15856310

>>15856275
Gura used to be at that skill level.

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>>15856153
IKUZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.15856356

>>15856149
>>15856204
what's her nickname? i don't see it

>> No.15856367

>>15856337
council 3d models really suck

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>>15856190
wrong

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>>15856190
Guess I have to make you all leave.

>> No.15856388

>>15854850
>pro fish anal
uoh

>> No.15856416

>>15856290
im filtered by faunas voice but ill still watch gooba

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>>15856356

>> No.15856456
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>>15856430
wow cute!

>> No.15856496

>>15856416
Why? Fauna's voice is pretty inoffensive, isn't it?

>> No.15856564
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I was about to express sadness at such a short stream, but then I saw that it was 2.5 hours long. Jesus Christ, that flew by. I thought it was barely pushing an hour.

>> No.15856565

>>15856496
It is, that's a him problem.

>> No.15856571

>>15856430
She's doing well, beating Ina and Kiara too I believe she will be top 3 in the group B

>> No.15856622

>>15856496
NTA but she sounds like she peaks her mic all the time despite speaking so softly

>> No.15856626

i like hearing gura say stuff like "get out of my fucking game!" in her comforting, feminine voice

>> No.15856636

>>15856564
The 30 minute chase felt like 2 hours.

>> No.15856645

>>15856564
that one cop chase took up like 1/4 of it

>> No.15856670

>>15856564
it still is a short stream

>> No.15856679

>>15856622
Even if she peaks it, it doesn't peak your devices audio.

>> No.15856691

>>15856275
Poor Mumei, cute watching her training arc tho, she was EVEN WORSE last MK stream

>> No.15856709

https://youtu.be/MLGVvZWWQsk?t=2581 gura's voice goes deep

>> No.15856713

I think gura should

>> No.15856714

>>15856679
distortion is still unpleasant to listen to even if your local device isn't hitting 0 dBFS

>> No.15856736

>>15856713
Me

>> No.15856753

>>15856709
this shark drives me crazy like nothing else

>> No.15856805

>those of you with the gray viewer name, it's always "how old are you?"
HOLY SHIT

>> No.15856808

>>15856257
do you know how a microwave works? It takes effort to burn something in there

>> No.15856837

>>15856709
>submissive and breedable... Are you?
Only for you Gura. Only for you.

>> No.15856843

>>15856713
marry me

>> No.15856875

>>15856713
stream at least 5 hours when its GTA

>> No.15856892

>>15856808
Do you know this shark?

>> No.15856916

>>15856808
NTA but if its a small amount of food and it can certainly happen

>> No.15856924

>>15856805
>[
She shitted on all the grey mercy with line lmao, no mercy, deserved, fucking retards

>> No.15856940

>>15856892
Sure but i'd still be impressed if she burned a frozen cake in a microwave

>> No.15857002

I need milkshake drop soundpost please

>> No.15857007

yo wtf i just learned indonesia is diffrent to india

>> No.15857019

>>15856808
>frozen cake
>"its frozen right so- so it'll probably take a while to heat up, right? right"
>sets for 10 minutes
>plays some MK rounds
>smells burning cake
>"is that? OH FAAAAAAA-"

>> No.15857022

wait a second... she was red yesterday, and horny today.

Quick I need a period tracker schizo was she ovulating today? and does she red gura on her periods.

>> No.15857033

>>15857019
Gura...

>> No.15857043

>>15856924
based strokechama

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Goodnight chumbuds. I'm going to have a nice dream about gura tonight. Shark dreams!

>> No.15857136

>>15857022
Gawr is like lycanthropy.
It does, in fact, happen monthly during a certain event.

>> No.15857155

i wonder if her bridge collapse story is the one about the crackhead who lit all the plastic pipes on fire and compromised the rebar in the I-85 bridge and it fell down. that shit delayed me almost two hours getting home from the airport, and that was after we'd already diverted to birmingham for an hour. it was especially annoying because all the hot dogs were gone when i got to the gas station by the airport.

>> No.15857167

>>15857073
My dreams suck please dream that I'm there too thank you

>> No.15857181

>>15857007
Goorah..

>> No.15857201

I feel like she's been streaming for 5 hours because of that losing cop mission

>> No.15857242

I bet Gura's having sex with her boyfriend right now

>> No.15857259

>>15857242
Yeah me

>> No.15857286

>>15857242
no she's still in the shower with quints chad

>> No.15857328

Do you think Gura buys all the games she lays on stream or does she pirate some

>> No.15857355

>>15857328
She's too lazy to pirate

>> No.15857368

>>15857242
shes douching her sharky vaginga out right now with her boyfriends semen

>> No.15857381

>>15857328
She pirates exactly 0 of the games she plays on stream. It would be extremely stupid to ask a company for permission to play their game just to steal it.

>> No.15857385

>>15857242
yeah, me

>> No.15857407

>>15857328
She's rich, she doesn't have to pirate games

>> No.15857420

>>15857242
>>15857368
I am the man of which you speak.

>> No.15857465

Wish Mumei was doing online so Gura could hop in, she probably has a meeting tonight though

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https://streamable.com/ickagw

>> No.15857531

>>15857007
did you know South Africa is a country?

>> No.15857536

>>15857407
Yeah, if you have the money there's not really any reason to pirate a game, unless it's one that they fucked up so badly the cracked version is better, which unfortunately is happening increasingly often

>> No.15857568

>>15857407
>>15857536
She can probably deduct the cost of games on her taxes anyway

>> No.15857582

>>15857503
lol

>> No.15857591

>>15857568
>taxes
>what's a dependent?

>> No.15857601

i wonder what gura would think if she found out i wear red underwear exclusively

>> No.15857647

νbread when?

>> No.15857657

>>15857328
she's not Mio

>> No.15857664

>>15857591
>what's income tax

>> No.15857671

>>15857591
>Gura gets arrested for tax evasion like Haachama
oh nyooooo

>> No.15857728

gura lied about eating a hot meal, she said she ate microwaved fish yesterday in her stream

>> No.15857732

>>15857671
I wouldnt be surprised if she didnt know she had to pay taxes

>> No.15857752

>>15857728
She already realized that. She’s probably thinking of something not microwaved

>> No.15857770

>>15857568
it's funny cause she has expressed hate for doing taxes on multiple occasions but also shown that she doesn't even have basic understanding of dependants

>> No.15857787

>>15857407
around how much does she make per month after cover/jewtube cuts?

>> No.15857795

>>15857752
she is a fucking liar

>> No.15857824

>>15857728
She meant GO OUT for a hot meal, as in a nice restaurant datewith me

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