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guys i work at hololive
can't say who i am or what i do
but here is some insider info for what we have planned for the future

>Kiara will "die" (take a month break from streaming while working behind the scenes) later this year
>she will "rebirth" as head of the new HololiveDE, German branch
>Kiara's trilingualism will mean she acts as host to any large cross-branch collab events

>after HoloEN2 and HoloDE is fully debuted and can collab a global Holo minecraft server will be established
>this server will be like the famous DreamSMP but with vtubers
>streams on this server will be much more lore and roleplay-oriented than current minecraft streams while still allowing the personalities to express themselves
>this will allow us to shine more spotlight on the girls we feel need a little more help making their voice heard based on who is streaming the footage

>yes, korone is pregnant. she's not even the only one in JP. i can't say more.
>these girls will be getting paid maternity leave but have all agreed to return shortly

>no, gura will not be with us for another 6 months
>rest assured, this is all on her terms
>she will not be replaced but we had to expand our original idea for HoloEN2 to adjust

>we are anxious to get cons started, just can't make anything concrete yet due to covid-related travel restrictions
>will most definitely be in japan to start with

>> No.1576864

>>1576430

>Korone pregnant.
>Gura leaving

Elaborate on these fat juicy rrats op

>> No.1576898

Yeah bro, trust Sessions and wait two more weeks.

>> No.1576927

>>1576864
This

>> No.1577080

>>1576864
gura's situation is somewhat related to the previous comment
she's decided that hololive will be too much for her at that point
she would be welcomed back if she changed her mind

>> No.1577081

>>1576430
Stay in the rrat threads or kys.

>> No.1577216

>>1576430
die a slow death for putting global in your cancerous post

>> No.1577272
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>>1576430
Not cool anon, you are invading me and my wife's right to privacy.

>> No.1577356

Please don't spoil the announcement of me and my hag wife's upcoming child. Thank you.

>> No.1577428
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>>1577356
Who do you think you are? おまえだれ? That is my son you are talking about, please stop living out a delusional fantasy and self medicate.

>> No.1577553

Guys, I work for hololive. I don't have much time

even now I can hear the footsteps of that shambling monstrosity, and hear its eerie piping upon the wind. Poor Blakely, he never dreamed — but now the door is being smashed to flinders, and at last I behold what my meddling has awakened! And now it is dragging me across the floor toward its hideous suckered mouths! Ia! Ia! The Goat With a Thousand Young! No!

>> No.1578025

realisticly, what would happen if it gets out that one of the holos actually is pregnant

>> No.1578078

>>1576430
ogey

>> No.1578095

GUYS, A HOLOLIVE JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE!!

>> No.1578166

>>1578025
gachikois freak out and commit rope, we keep watching anon
simple as!

>> No.1578231

>>1578166
mass suicide after they find out I impregnated everyone including you..

>> No.1578243

>>1578231
no... it can't be... that's impossible... NOOOOOO

>> No.1579227

>>1578231
I was wondering about that. Thanks for confirming anon!

>> No.1579340

>>1577553
こんばんドドドー

>> No.1580549

>>1576430
>Kiara will "die"
Make this permanent and I'll believe you.

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>minecraft lore server

gayest rrat I've ever read

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>>1576430
I'm 120% sure you're full of shit, but I'll be screenshotting this just in case.

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>>1576430
I can confirm this, just checked with my friend who works at hololive. he's normally pretty cagey with stuff but when I confronted him with all this he spilled it. it's all true.

>> No.1580754

>whoregura leaving
best day of my life

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>>1576430
I just asked my wife Pekora if this was true and she said this rrat is all skin and bones.

>> No.1580811

God this is the shittiest rrat I've ever seen

>> No.1581331

variety is the spice of rrats or something like that

>> No.1581988

Guys i work at hololive

Holo no graffiti will soon be replaced by Monday Night HOLO

>> No.1584516

>>1576430
How's kiara going to do all the management and shit while she's on Australia?

>> No.1584598

>>1577080
You saying gooruhs also pregnant? Is Ame the father

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These are some delicious rrats.

>> No.1585701

>>1576430
I actually believe all of this.

>> No.1585749

>>1576430
does your dad also work for nintendo?

>> No.1585845

Guys I work at Hololive
We're gonna create a new branch called HoloPenis
Start submitting your auditions

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>>1576430
cool story bro

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>>1576430
ogey

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guys i work for vtubers
can't say who i am or what i do
but here is some insider info for what we have planned for the future

>Nene will "die" (we're going to kill her) later this year
>she will "be replaced" as head of the new HololiveES, Spanish branch
>Nene's ability to speak every language living or dead means she acts as host to any large cross-dimensional collab events

>after HoloCN3 and HoloES is fully debuted and can collab a giant custom Holo undertale server will be established
>this server will be like the oldest anarchy server in minecraft but with vtubers
>streams on this server will be much more ERP and human trafficking oriented than even the current secret servers we're using

>No, Astel isn't pregnant yet, he's the only one left. I can't say why.
>All children will be raised in a commune and brought in as HoloKids in order to branch into the kids' entertainment market on youtube. The branch will be headed by Mel's former manager.

>we've just finished shackling gura to one of our state-of-the-art "streaming dungeons"
>rest assured, her body will never be found
>we're already through the early stages of cloning, and are planning on releasing Black Gura in Q3 2021


>

>> No.1586197

Guys I work at nintendo and the switch pro will be released after monster hunter rise release

>> No.1586230

>>1586130
even more believable than the OP

>> No.1586257

>>1576430
>cant say what I do
No one knows what any of the suits do. Except yagoo, he counts the money.

>> No.1586302

>>1576430
oh so Korone finally managed to get pregnant from daily scissoring with Okayu? I`m happy for them.

>> No.1586423

Guys i work four hololive. Can't say who I am but just be assured massive changes are coming.

For starters, Hololive China will be returning through imported Chinese from a different timeline. We have ensured this version of Hololive China was from a timeline where Mao never came to power.

Next up, we accidentally lost Subaru in the void, she may currently be stuck in a black hole being stretched to eternity. We have replaced her from a third timeline. She might not be the Subaru you know but she is very similar after searching hundreds of different world lines.

Pekore is now a genuine War Criminal. We have swapped her with a version of her where Japan never lost World War 2. They didn't win either and modern day Japan is still fueled by a Neo-Imperialist mentality and nationalism. If you hear Pekora speak about jews fearing the samurai, or her believing that Chinese dogs should be tortured and put down, ignore it and continue watching for her entertaining commentary.

Hololive Gen5 no longer exists and we have established a new Generation called Hololive Korea. HoloKO is widely successful in a 5th timeline we have explored. You can expect great content, and popular Kpop idols and music to appear down the line.


Calliope Mori has been phased out. Her new Live2D model will just be a skeleton.

Ninomae Inanis as we have observed is now less comfy, and more cold hearted, cut throat, and unironically willing to kill. She has killed three Holo Staff members already

Lastly, Mio has been replaced with an actual wolf. Aqua and Shion's new live2D models should now be literal onion and garlic respectively.

>> No.1586473

>>1586423
>in the vacuum of space theres a duck trying to shuba
why'd you guys even bring her anyway

>> No.1586490

>>1586423
wow, fucking enma

>> No.1586609

MEDS MEDS MEDS

>> No.1586637

>>1586609
Big pharma shills having a meltdown.

>> No.1586761

OGEY RRAT

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>>1576430
>anyone dumb enough to believe this shit

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>>1576430

>> No.1587082

>>1576430
When will Calli die a painful death?

>> No.1587122
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>>1576430
>HoloEN2
Gotcha bitch. Calli already confirmed management doesn’t refer to the next wave of ENmembers as EN2 or Gen2. They have a different internal name (similar to HoloMYTH). If you really worked for hololive/cover you’d know that.

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>>1586423
>Pekore is now a genuine War Criminal. We have swapped her with a version of her where Japan never lost World War 2. They didn't win either and modern day Japan is still fueled by a Neo-Imperialist mentality and nationalism. If you hear Pekora speak about jews fearing the samurai, or her believing that Chinese dogs should be tortured and put down, ignore it and continue watching for her entertaining commentary.

>> No.1587263

>>1577553
I love audiotapes/notebooks like this.

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>>1578095
Could you identify the Hololive? It could be potentially world ending

>> No.1587323

>>1576430
timestamp at cover building or it didn't happen

>> No.1587355

>>1586423
Man, Hololive changed once Yagoo Johnson finished his 'secret project' portal tech.

>> No.1587398

>>1587122
yes i know
just making it simple for the sake of rrats

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>>1581988
Are ya ready for some HOLO?!

>> No.1588319

>Gura fucking off
If only.

>> No.1588510

>>1576430

HOLY SHIT GUYS HOLOLIVE EMPLOYEES FLEW OVER MY HOUSE.

>> No.1589062

>>1576430
You're trying too hard.

>> No.1589282

>>1576430
Thank you Risu

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>>1578231
Do you remember when all your favourite chubas were pregnant at the same time? IT WAS ME, BARRY! I IMPREGNATED ALL YOUR FAVOURITE CHUBAS!

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