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>Stream - Countdown in All Time Zones
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i_I8ZNxwOlE

>Next stream - Countdown in All Time Zones Part 2
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a2b4hfC_bCA

>Next stream - Countdown in All Time Zones Part 3
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3JJPwFgKl-c

>Beatani ch.
https://www.youtube.com/c/beatanichisato

>Who is Beatani?
https://xphill.com/

>Booru:
https://clover.club/post

>Merch:
https://my-store-11536917.creator-spring.com/
https://suzuri.jp/beatanichisato

>Streamlabs, because superchats are for low IQ dads who like giving Youtube 30% of the cut:
https://streamlabs.com/kumagaichisato/tip

>Lore Summarized:
https://virtualyoutuber.fandom.com/wiki/Kumagai_Chisato

>Last thread
>>15528262

>> No.15580029

>>15579938
arr rook same

>> No.15580115

Beatani lover... The terminators must have gotten him...

>> No.15580131

>>15580115
He can only sit back and watch as she uses the dildo and shits herself

>> No.15580154

>>15580004
literally who?

>> No.15580197

>>15580154
Beatani

>> No.15580286
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I love this fucking bear and happy new year dads

>> No.15580302

>>15580286
nice edit

>> No.15580310

>>15580286
Happy New Year dad.

>> No.15580374

these VODs are absolutely getting nuked due to the sheer amount of youtube she's watching

>> No.15580394

>>15580374
I hope a dad is archiving for posterity

>> No.15580712

Learning how to cook for my wife and daughter!

>> No.15580731

You should have given her condom money
https://files.catbox.moe/vjcghq.jpg

>> No.15580788
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>>15580712
pain. i want this so bad

>> No.15580794

another depressing childhood story

>> No.15580850
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I love fucking this bear!

>> No.15580862

>>15580731
did time traveler dads try to warn us back then too?
>https://clover.club/post/show/1637

>> No.15581123

>>15580374
someone should really teach her about cytube

>> No.15581357

This shit never happens

>> No.15581429

>>15581357
[Shit] will happen.

>> No.15581598
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>> No.15581612

clock gazing

>> No.15581633

>>15580731
Don't worry, I'm sure everyone will love her cute baby!
https://files.catbox.moe/c3naw5.jpg

>> No.15581663

>>15581633
nyooooooo

>> No.15581667
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>>15580286
me too
and you/other dads too!

>> No.15581766
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IKUZOOOOOOO

>> No.15581861

>>15581598
Babytani totally ignorant to the cruel passage of time.

>> No.15581899

I love this happy new year bear

>> No.15581930

>all these weebs celebrating the japanese new year instead of their own

>> No.15581936
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>> No.15581981

>>15581930
Dad I'm celebrating ALL the new years

>> No.15581983

>>15581930
still 8 hours until I can celebrate it dadochama...

>> No.15582000

>>15581980
Trying to steal mikan

>> No.15582005

>>15581633
Having sex with Fuwatani and Babytani at the same time!

>> No.15582041
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2022 is the year of the FEET! Beatani WILL show her feet this year!

>> No.15582049
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The world's smallest mikans next to the world's largest head

>> No.15582077
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>>15582041

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I fucking love this bear
and you fags

>> No.15582221

post the dick shadow picture.

>> No.15582259

>>15580862
every sick joke here becomes true

>> No.15582335
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>>15582221

>> No.15582348
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>>15582221
cock

>> No.15582352

>Rye Mountain-san came back just to selfpost

>> No.15582371

>>15580394
Just got here I'll start now

>> No.15582385
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>>15582352
>dads line up to suck his dick

>> No.15582399

reclining baby bear

>> No.15582458

>>15582385
OGs will always be more valued even if they are menhera retards

>> No.15582485
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>> No.15582494
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Lifting babytani with her dick

>> No.15582499

>>15582458
by whom?

>> No.15582524

>>15582041
I spent most of this year obsessing about the feet of a polar bear girl on the internet and honestly it wasn't so bad BUT NEVERMIND LAST YEAR I MAY HAVE BEEN UNSUCCESSFUL BUT SURELY THIS CRACK WHORE WILL SHOW ME HER FEET THIS YEAR I SWEAR TO GOD ABOVE BEATANI I AM A EAGLE AND I WILL SWOOP IN AND STEAL YOUR USED SOCKS I AM A GORILLA AND I WILL SMASH DOWN YOUR FEEBLE PAPER WALLS AND MAKE A PLASTER CAST OF YOUR FEET WHILE YOU SLEEP I AM A TURTLE AND YOU WILL ACCIDENTALLY TREAD ON ME AND FOR ONE BREIF GLORIOUS SECOND I WILL KNOW THE EXACT TEXTURE AND WEIGHT OF YOUR TOES BEATANI I AM UNDERGOING HIGHLY UNETHICAL GENE MODIFICATION TO REDUCE MY SIZE TO THAT OF A ROACH SO I CAN SCURRY AROUND YOUR APARTMENT AT NIGHT EATING THE DEAD SKIN CELLS THAT FALL FROM YOUR FEET MARK MY WORDS BEATANI I ABSOLUTELY WILL SEE YOUR FEET THIS YEAR YOU CANNOT STOP ME I AM THE ENTIRE ANIMAL KINGDOM AND I AM A FORCE OF NATURE YOU BITCH. But really this year was a lot of fun I got to meet so many cool people I can't wait to see what next year will be like.

>> No.15582537

>>15582499
by my cock retard

>> No.15582561

>>15582524
I missed you

>> No.15582564
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>> No.15582580

>>15582537
that irrelevant huh

>> No.15582597
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>>15582537

>> No.15582721

>>15582561
for a moment i thought it was for rye mountain san and got really mad

>> No.15582752

>>15582335
Rye Mountain-san...

>> No.15582774
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>> No.15583019

>>15582385
I sure didn't
said this yesterday and I meant it as a general thing for people saying "I'm leaving after the new year!" but it applies to him just as hard, I don't respect anybody that makes a show of leaving a community instead of just doing it

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>> No.15583183

>>15583154
Not while the baby is watching!

>> No.15583219

>>15583019
>makes a show of leaving a community instead of just doing it
This. I was amicable toward him when he was active, but that shitshow sure made me hate him.

>> No.15583285
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>> No.15583328

Is anyone archiving this shit? I need to know before I waste even more of my life

>> No.15583342

>>15583328
>>15582371

>> No.15583387

>>15583328
If that's your mindset, you probably shouldn't be watching

>> No.15583573

Don't worry, I've been archiving everything since the beginning.

>> No.15583579

>>15583387
do a flip faggot. its new years and I'm backed up archiving a shit ton already. I don't want to waste effort and hard drive space on something if someone's already got it covered

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see you in the dark web next year

>> No.15583635

>>15583573
same here

>> No.15583684

>>15583573
same here

>> No.15583735

>>15583573
same here

>> No.15583758

Jesus just noticed the sheer amount of green names in chat. Only 60 people watching but all of them are members? Creepy

>> No.15583777

"Meat is vegetable, but mochi isn't sushi!"
-Kumagi Chisato, 2022

>> No.15583799

>>15583758
its just the same 10 replyfags that spam chat while the rest actually watch the stream

>> No.15583800

>>15583579
just back it up yourself too. never trust other anons they might let you down

>> No.15583802

>>15583758
When membership gifting happens I will eradicate the grey race.

>> No.15583834

grey LOVE

>> No.15583841

>>15583800
I plan on it

>> No.15583879

>>15583595
>>15583617
I was gone for five minutes and can't into moonrunes, do I even want to know what this is about

>> No.15583900

>>15583879
>The Hokkaido Bus Tour Mass Suicide Incident

>> No.15583906

>>15583879
Hokkaido Bus Tour Suicide Incident

>> No.15583933

Meat is vegetable
Mochi is sushi
Tomato is fruit
These are the words I live by

>> No.15583937

>>15583758
It's gotten worse than when I last checked. I only started watching because I didn't want to watch my oshi sing, last time I watched bea like 8 months ago she had way more greys.... idk wtf happened to them.

>> No.15583977

>>15583933
>tomato is vegetable
>mochi is sushi
>tomato is fruit
>Batani is a virgin

>> No.15584036

>>15583937
>>15583799
I should write a script to check what fraction of unique chatters are greys vs greens, and chat rate. Ofc that wouldn't catch total lurkers

>> No.15584059

Is the dad retention chart anon here?

>> No.15584067

>>15584036
you dont need a script for that kek

>> No.15584069

>>15583758
>>15583937
t. Greys
>>15583799
True, hard to get some interaction sometimes when the same fags start spamming chat with emotes or some dumb comment

>> No.15584071

>>15583758
lots of grays what do you mean

>> No.15584098

>>15584036
You should kill yourself instead
much more beneficial

>> No.15584115

>>15584098
t.insecure green replynigger

>> No.15584207

Happy new years Republic of China!

>> No.15584218

>>15584115
Just don't like you faggots analyzing everything

>> No.15584221

>Taiwan
REPORTED matane bitch you're DONE

>> No.15584247

>>15584218
because you're an insecure replynigger

>> No.15584272

>>15584218
too bad nigger we should be analyzing more than we do already.

>> No.15584300

>>15584115
>>15584247
>>15584272
Tiny dick nu-dads

>> No.15584334

>>15584300
you should start basedposting next

>> No.15584338

ACT I: Family
ACT II: Escapism
ACT III: The Hokkaido Bus Tour Mass Suicide Incident

>> No.15584375

>>15584334
s*yposting*

>> No.15584425

Babytani is talking to herself on the floor is she schizo?

>> No.15584442
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>> No.15584444

>>15584425
Yes, she takes after her mother

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>> No.15584498

I've been catching up on the Wano Kingdom arc of One Piece and this music feels like it is from there.

>> No.15584529

>>15584498
both are japanese

>> No.15584534

Bea's getting ready to take a shit

>> No.15584622
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>>15584534
Thinking about Beatan's sweet turd cutters pinching off a fat dook

>> No.15584623

analyzed about the last 250 messages in Beatani's chat
unique greys:14
unique greens:37
messages sent by greys:30
messages sent by greens:216
grey chat rate: 2.14
green chat rate: 5.87
percentage of greens in chat: 73%
percentage of chat sent by greens: 88%

>> No.15584633

>>15584534
imagine her peeing and farting and pooping right now...

>> No.15584653

>>15584633
20 minutes is enough time for my hand reps...

>> No.15584661

>>15584534
She wouldn't leave the stream for that

>> No.15584665

She is looking at the dildo right now

>> No.15584678

>>15584633
It's the end of the month I can hope she's changing her sanitary pad too

>> No.15584682

the greys that watch her streams now are insufferable faggots who don't know to lurk more or even just to read the room

not to mention the greys that only show up because they get invited by some fag and then they just attentionwhore and have side conversations with other greys in chat

>> No.15584706

BEA DON'T USE THE DILDO DON'T THINK ABOUT IT BEA DON'T USE IT PLEASE

>> No.15584710

>>15584529
Oh okay. Thanks for putting it together for me

>> No.15584821
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>>15584682

>> No.15584842

>>15584665
she started using it a minute ago but made too much noise

https://z.zz.fo/zTV6u.webm

>> No.15584956

>>15584821
only the last 2 points (arguably just the D******) are bad things

>> No.15584985

>>15584956
in an anonymous board? kys

>> No.15585085

>>15584985
yeah she should just close her chat, that way nobody will be able to take a recognizable name and random retards who don't know how to act won't get their feefees hurt

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>>15584842
She must have been super wet to make that sound. It must have been inside her since the beginning of the stream

>> No.15585156

>>15585125
yeah she lasted like 4 and a half hours before being too horny to go any further

>> No.15585230

>>15585156
The cock must be absolutely drenched right now...

>> No.15585248

God imagine her bean and beer farts later

>> No.15585332

https://files.catbox.moe/h0hltc.webm

>> No.15585405

I wonder if her movement is real or mirrored.

>> No.15585423

>>15585405
fuck

>> No.15585444

>>15585332
matane beabea

>> No.15585514

fuck I didn't write anything funny

>> No.15585525
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kunka kunka

>> No.15585532

>>15585514
Next year you can have humor progress

>> No.15585553

>>15585514
me either

>> No.15585567

I made a list of things I progressed on instead of one thing
Kill me

>> No.15585692

>>15585567
It's probably fine, I did that too

>> No.15585704

>>15585567
>>15585692
I hope you can't be doxxed based on it, otherwise everyone's going to think you're dumb

>> No.15585781

were you supposed to put your name or the progress?

>> No.15585797

>>15585781
no

>> No.15585800

>>15585781
I didn't because Bea didn't

>> No.15586018

>>15585781
I had no idea either
>>15585567
same I honestly thought it was just a list of stuff and didn't give it too much time

>> No.15586055

Sorry for not submitting

>> No.15586071

>>15584985
But bea isn't in an anonymous board, an anonymous board talk about her

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Let's continue doing our best this year!
Dads love, Bea love

>> No.15586127

>>15586086
I'm going to try for sure. Pretty fired up lately

>> No.15586144

>>15586086
k*ki promoter

>> No.15586145

mine is depressing I regret submitting it

>> No.15586168

>>15586086
Dads love, Bea love, Beatang LOVE

>> No.15586178

>>15586145
don't worry, mine is ltierally a black and white list of life stuff like job, social, health...

>> No.15586207

>>15586144
It literally was a commision and it was before she debuted, I'm sorry

>> No.15586255

>>15586207
Commissioned by her?

>> No.15586344

>>15586207
bruh don't apologize for getting that bread

>> No.15586395

What the hell this guy is good, how did he managed to get as good in just half a year
It hurts bros

>> No.15586406

Some of these make me really proud of dads...

>> No.15586427

>>15586207
oh then I forgive you

>> No.15586450

>>15586395
Love points and encouragement and improvement
probably mostly love points

>> No.15586592

>>15586450
I'm jealous

>> No.15586645

>>15586255
By a friend that had high hopes of her
He doesnt support her anymore and said it was a mistake

>> No.15586662

>>15583977
>Batani
You think I wouldn't notice that?

>> No.15586732

H*nabi is sexy

>> No.15586750

something tells me this dad really enjoys babytani

>> No.15586758

What kind of hyper zoomer spends so much time drawing on a phone?

>> No.15586759

>>15586732
go to discord *ngela

>> No.15586821

>>15586758
>calling people who don’t have the means to get into digital art so they work with what they have “zoomer” as an insult
kys

>> No.15586833

>>15584059
The who?

>> No.15586864

>>15586833
He had a chart of the stream a dad first commented on and the last. It showed how some were leaving over time (anonymized)

>> No.15586871

>>15586821
Paper and pen?

>> No.15586879

you will never make bea laugh like this

>> No.15586903

>>15586879
I know and it's fine

>> No.15586909

>>15586871
It doesn’t look as good as digital when viewed with digital mediums especially if you don’t know how to scan your art right

>> No.15586912

>>15586864
Well that's a fucking given, don't need a chart for that.

>> No.15586916

>>15586879
Why do you have an inferiority complex?

>> No.15586941

>>15586879
you could kill yourself, she'd think that was pretty funny

>> No.15586974

>>15586871
>paper and pen
>even close to digital
lol

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>>15586974
it can be

>> No.15587048

Fuck I can't bear this, throwing my pack into the trash right fucking now. No smoking for me this year let's go

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>> No.15587164

>>15587041
I mean in application - how you work it. Digital has infinitely more freedoms than traditional media. Layers alone automatically destroy traditional, never mind undo and redo.
Of course, in the case of some media, the lack of that makes it more fun, like using oil pastels and blending. Digital just doesn't replicate that no matter how good a programs smudging and blending brushes are.

>> No.15587267

I've had three fireball candies since yesterday. I wonder how many I'll have during the stream

>> No.15587286

>>15587048
I quit when I was 30 but I switched to very low nic vape.

>> No.15587348

>>15587048
You'll be back to it in the 3rd week. Or you'll end up like this guy >>15587286 and do something arguably worse if you buy some cheap-ass "vape" (e-cig) that burns vegetable oil instead.

>> No.15587366

>>15587267
I'm guessing 4 please update again at the end of the stream.

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>>15587048
Do your best! Your daughter will cheer you on!

>> No.15587399

>>15587267
If you haven't stuck it up your butt you ain't u8sing fireball candies properly.
It is New Years dad, go wild!

>> No.15587415

>>15587048
>>15587398
I'll cheer you on too. Fuck smoking

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>>15586974
All you need to draw is a pencil and some paper, anon.

>> No.15587481

>>15587048
RCs are cheaper, better an depending on which, much less harmful than smoking. Make the better choice to ruin your health!

>> No.15587517

>>15587445
you need a higher base level of skill to pull it off well.

>> No.15587565

>>15587517
The ones I've tried are more eraser smudge than deliberate marks

>> No.15587611

>>15587445
Oh I know. I'm just speaking about how you can mostly do more with digital - it has a lower level of entry to work with and produce content.
Learning proper paper-based techniques is always going to make your digital work better though. The problem with a lot of art packages is the monolithic shitfest that is their tools and brush settings. Being able to apply experience with paper to digital can speed up your workflow considerably if you ignore 90% of modern shitty art programs.
Modern programs are designed for full-retard types that need their hands held at every step, so everything is verbose as fuck to the point of working at a snails pace.

>> No.15587775

>>15587048
get a vape i tried quitting numerous times and kept going back to smoking fags. Got a vape and haven't had a fag since

>> No.15587855

>>15587775
Uh…ok. Whatever you need to do to replace one addiction with another, anon, but is death from lung cancer any better than death from AIDS?

>> No.15587895

>>15587855
It's more fun to get AIDS than lung cancer but fags will give you both

>> No.15587901

>>15587855
It’s the better alternative regardless of what super aids you think he might get

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>>15587855
i like nicotene only moved over because i kept waking up coughing up nasty thick green shit

>> No.15587906

imagine wasting your time reading threads about other people

>> No.15587941

>>15587775
>>15587481
>>15587348
>>15587286
Fuck that shit as well. I'm done smoking cancer. I have to make my daughter proud.

>> No.15587949

>>15587906
I don't have to imagine, I live on this website

>> No.15587950
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>>15587775
Also…is this some Freudian oral complex? How does vaping keep you from sucking dick? Honest question.

>> No.15587954

Now I have to post on 2ch to get her attention grrrrrrr

>> No.15587967

>>15587950
fag = cigarette

>> No.15587971

>>15587950
It doesn't

>> No.15587973
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I'm not the o nly guy who saw tPogs everywhere grade school right? Shit was everywhere

>> No.15587989

>>15587973
Yes I had pogs and pog case and pog slammers

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>>15587949

>> No.15588000

>>15587973
Not the only one. We played with them on the playground until the school banned them

>> No.15588021

>>15587973
I 'member

>> No.15588034

>>15587973
you're either a grandpa or mexican, I'm late 20s and they were already long since out of style here by the time I was in elementary school.

>> No.15588081

>>15587973
Fellow ojisan. Pretty sure I still have mine in a box somewhere.

>> No.15588176

Japanese power level hiding account autism.

>> No.15588198

>>15588176
I have 6 accounts and I don't even use them

>> No.15588215

I think my youtube-dl dies after 6 hours and missed about 15 minutes of recording. Happened with the crash endurance too, is this normal?

>> No.15588220

>>15588176
I've got 4. Kind of surprised this isn't normal

>> No.15588390

>>15588176
It's not that unusual, the burgers are usually just more subtle about it, not to mention the fact that nowadays, zoomers on Twitter tend to blend their lives together in one pot to the point where they post everything on one account and only have a second one lying around for spam or NSFW. Depending on what platform, I've had up to 3 separate accounts for different activities

>> No.15588398

>>15588034
I'm 30, I think it stopped being a thing after I left grade school. Seems more a millenial thing.

>> No.15588418

Is the average dad an autistic menhera neet who was molested as a child?

>> No.15588474

>>15588418
I'm not sure if the NEETs were molested, but if you combine everyone together then maybe

>> No.15588502

>>15588418
judging by stream of past sotry of romance/sex yes but likely >50% were larps

>> No.15588508

>those autistic savants who can learn multiple skills in a year
tch

>> No.15588535

>>15588508
And have time for Minecraft. Autism is too powerful.

>> No.15588553

>>15588176
I have got a list of like 30 different accounts from various sites I have had over the years.
If I include 2nd Accounts, That goes up to nearly 70. (admittedly half of that extra bunch are the same cunt that got banned multiple times, using disposable emails)

>> No.15588576

I have 7 YouTube accounts

>> No.15588599

I tagged a bunch of posts in the page 1 of clover.club for now.

>> No.15588641

>>15588215
it happened to me with yt-dlp at 5:59:03

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>>15588599

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>>15588599

>> No.15588733

>>15588576
Kids videos procedural content bot chama...

>> No.15588770

I went afk for a moment, why was chat saying "no wonder why are you so good at drawing"?

>> No.15588796

>>15588770
She used to draw lots of handmade New Year's greeting cards. 20 or 30 every year

>> No.15588885

>>15587973
I used to get them when I went to daycare. Also got them once or twice as toys from fast food. But they weren't really at school as far as I could remember. I'm 30

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>> No.15588953

I wish I could draw as well as Bea, I love her art

>> No.15588959

>>15588926
Watching and learning how to draw with mom.

>> No.15588983

>>15588953
Start now and maybe you can some day

>> No.15589074

Dads I'm already really tired

>> No.15589079

>>15588926
Does babytani have the spiral eyes too?

>> No.15589094

>>15589079
she has even the orgasm eyes

>> No.15589109

>>15588983
I'm already doing my reps but I need 300 more years to be able to make something as cute

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>>15589074
set a timer for 1 hour and nap

>> No.15589160

>>15589074
I think staying up like this is dumb so I'm just going to sleep when I want and no one can stop me

>> No.15589170

>>15589074
you can do it dad there are only 18 hours left

>> No.15589286

>>15589074
Quick, get up, start jogging on the spot for 15 minutes.
After that, do a few push-ups until your arms just reach the burning point. Stop.
Do that every other hour.

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>>15588418
Not molested, but the girl I was with for a while at 14 basically had to leave overnight after violent family disputes, and we didn't have mobile phones or chat app back then since we lived a few streets away
Other than the sadness, the fact that we've been tempted for a while to try lewd stuff and teased the other before about it... it was supposed to happen the next WE asically and I was anticipating it, really stayed stuck in my head since then.
I never tell this story IRL cause it's just soon like a larp but damn if it doessn't still haunt me now.

>> No.15589387

>>15589074
I literally slept about 3h since Tuesday and it was by accident, and I'm feeling ok, how old are you?

>> No.15589386

>>15589341
The one that got away, understandable.

>> No.15589417

>>15589387
early 30s, got 2 hours of sleep in the past 30.

>> No.15589420

>>15587950
Nta but I used to vape pure vg just for fun. I'm a human fog machine.

>> No.15589461

>>15589109
I started for the same reason. I'm looking forward to seeing your take on what makes it cute

>> No.15589466

>>15589417
Understandable then, I'm 30 too and there are moments of fatigue. Usually a shower and like carbonated water (or soda) clear the tiredness, only the eyes hurt to touch.

>> No.15589495

that is a really cute torabear

>> No.15589508

LIKE A TIGER, YOU CAN SEE HER STRIPES BUT YOU KNOW SHE'S... CLEAN?

>> No.15589519

I didn't see the start of the drawing and always brought up Sh*mada thinking she was going for that . That close from looking like a moron.

>> No.15589541

>>15589508
gotta get away
HOLY DIVER

>> No.15589545

>>15589508
OH DON'T YOU SEE WHAT I MEAN?

>> No.15589592

>>15589519
just remembered the time Bea got Chicken'd live on stream, wonder if she ever figured out what that was about lol

>> No.15589633

>>15589592
I think it was explained on Twitter

>> No.15589634

>>15589541
Shiny diamonds
Like the eyes of a cat in the black and blue

>> No.15589645

>>15589341
I know this pain. Parents split, they moved out of house to somewhere else
But worse, later finding said girl when I also moved, her fathers was around the corner and she occasionally went there at the weekends.
She went down a shitty path a few years later and I instantly stopped caring.
>>15589466
Breath in to a cupped hand slowly, then cup your eye with hand. Keep it covered for a few minutes and rotate your eyes around. Repeat for other eye. Optionally do both at the same time, but then you might miss the stream or such.

>> No.15589681

Why are there so many dads in their 30s, shouldn't you be spending time with your real kids or doing your taxes?

>> No.15589721

>>15589681
>kids
lol
>taxes
lol

>> No.15589725

>>15589681
>shouldn't you be spending time with your real kids
lmao
>or doing your taxes?
nah that's usually a late january/early february thing for me

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>>15589681
What do you mean, I'm spending it with my and daughterwife.

>> No.15589759

>>15589734
*granddaughterwife

>> No.15589771

>>15589681
how about we throw the pig skin around back for a while junior

>> No.15589801

>>15589681
Don't remind me of the taxes I haven't paid
Ownership is mendokusai

>> No.15589907

>>15589721
>>15589725
>>15589734
>>15589771
>>15589801
Go watch someone your own age!

>> No.15589927

>>15589907
>he lacks the critical information

>> No.15589928

>>15589907
>he doesn't know

>> No.15589946

>>15589907
what do you think we're doing?

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15589960

the schedule

>> No.15589970

>>15589725
>Kid
........
>Taxes
Pay someone else to do them

>> No.15589978

>>15589907
>he has none of the documents relevant to this mission.

>> No.15590010

>>15589970
I'm not paying someone else to fuck my own kid, thanks.

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>> No.15590031

>>15589960
Is she checking everything on twitter? Is this finally our win, artdads?

>> No.15590083

>>15590027
uuuooohhh CUTE

>> No.15590124

>>15589341
btw based Azuma bro.

>> No.15590175

I want to ask Bea to play a nasheed while doing this, but that might get her channel nuked... :(

>> No.15590257

>>15590027
thanks for the png Bea

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N

>> No.15590477

>>15590447
ICE

>> No.15590506

>I don't watch Sana because she's BLACK
What the actual fuck did she mean by this??

>> No.15590613

>>15590506
You heard her

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>> No.15590724

this music is giving me a fucking headache

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>> No.15590783

>>15590776
what a cutie

>> No.15590797

>>15590724
someone send her some money to put on some Dio

>> No.15590877

>>15590776
You know, this actually reminds me of Osaka from Azumanga. I just realized.

>> No.15590943

Beatani: What is soap?

>> No.15590963

visiting risuna at the british soapland...

>> No.15590970

>>15590943
wet=clean

>> No.15591032

am I missing anything important if I'm just tuning in now?

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>> No.15591083

>>15591032
you missed the dildo review

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>Character Already Played 12 Times
She's real dads

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>>15591083
I thought she would've done that later in the marathon...

>> No.15591150

>>15591092
upload her picture on there...dare ka...

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>>15591077

>> No.15591194

the piss footsteps....

>> No.15591204

>>15591150
One was being validated and seems to be on there already

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>Chihiro is easier to guess than Bea
Better bear

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15591244

Beatani is taking a fat shit RIGHT NOW, what do you have to say about that dads?

>> No.15591281

>>15591244
I literally wish it was me. I can't shit. Constipated as fuck right now.
About to stuck a bottle up my ass and squirt it with water. PANIC.

>> No.15591290

BEA DON'T FORGET TO TAKE OFF YOUR PANTIES BEFORE YOU SIT DOWN

>> No.15591292

>>15591244
I am taking a fat shit RIGHT NOW!

>> No.15591315

>>15591032
progress review and card drawing I guess
I hope there's a timestamp anon picking out the important stuff, that or a schizodad making piecemeal VODs for specific parts

>> No.15591324

>>15591077
Made me laugh

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Can you hear bea's turds making that *plop* sound when they hit the water?

>> No.15591355

>>15591234
>Chihiro is easy
guess that makes sense

>> No.15591362

Did she announce it?

why the FUCK do I keep missing the potty breaks aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

>> No.15591381

>>15591290
I hate when I sit on the toilet and take a shit then realize I forgot to pull my pants down. It really ruins the day.

>> No.15591410

BEA STOP LOOKING AT THE DILDO
YOU NEED TO GO BACK TO THE STREAM
I REPEAT
STOP LOOKING AT THE DILDO

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>>15591410
Just 5 minutes wouldn't hurt...
It hurt. A lot.

>> No.15591534

Just took a 10 minute power shower kek

>> No.15591543

There is a 43 cm mere meters from the entrance to her rectum.

>> No.15591590

>>15591543
I'd be sitting on it right now. Just rubbing against it.

>> No.15591791

>>15591292
THEY ARE

>> No.15591913

Some balon needs to pay for microphones permanently installed in her toilet

>> No.15591945

pls stop being gross dads

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I added a portrait and a question kek

>> No.15592463

PowerPoint bear

>> No.15592576

>gets a 3
>moves 4 spaces
my daughter can't count, dads...

>> No.15592648

I used to play board games by myself as a kid too...

>> No.15592725

>>15592576
She can count, she's just one of those types of players

>> No.15592738

>>15592576
she tries her best and that's what really matters in the end...

>> No.15592800

>>15592576
I do the same when I'm playing board games with my niece

>> No.15592885

>>15590027
Naruhodo
Thank you for a .png version, Bea.

>> No.15593098

>>15591913
BRAAAAAAP

>> No.15593345

>https://jbbs.shitaraba.net/bbs/read.cgi/radio/31378/1640980948/
why cant I post?

>> No.15593526

>ignored the warning again
It's over bros we couldn't stop her. Final yab can't be stopped anymore...

>> No.15593683

skebchama....

>> No.15593690

>>15593345
incognito works for me. if not try another browser

>> No.15593906

>>15590010
>>15589970
>>15589721
People keep talking about hating cuck like it's limited to Bea, but I cannot think or comprehend of anything more cucked than having a daughter.
Honestly, think about it rationally. You are grooming, supporting, raising and watching a girl for at least several months solely so that she can go get ravaged by other men. All the hard work you put into your beautiful little bear - doing your art reps, staying up to ungodly hours in the morning, making sure she has enough beer money, teaching her english, playing with her. All of it has one simple result: her body is more enjoyable for the men that will eventually fuck her in every hole.
Raising the perfect bear? Great. Who benefits? If you're lucky, a random man who has nothing to do with the right way she grew up with, who marries her. He gets to fuck her tight pussy every night. He gets the benefits of her kind yet menhera personality that came from the way you raised her.
As a man who has a daughter, you are LITERALLY dedicating at least several months of your life simply to raise a little girl for other men to enjoy. It is the ULTIMATE AND FINAL cuck. Think about it logically

>> No.15594066

>>15590124
I usually always Hoshiyomi to reply since newfags never heard of azuma

>> No.15594238

RATE IT

>> No.15594285

>>15594238
I was afraid it was going to drag but she actually did a good job of planning. Proud of this bear / 10

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a2b4hfC_bCA

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RATE PART1

>> No.15594305

>>15594238
Wholesome and well planned / 10

>> No.15594324

>>15594285
The real test will be this stream

>> No.15594553

>>15594238
>>15594303
She's doing great so far and I sense nukumority/10

>> No.15594584

>>15594238
>>15594303
Very comfy / 10

>> No.15594631

>>15591315
I didn't even think about it. I'll start with parts 2 and 3 just covering the main segments and then go back for part 1.

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>>15594553
It gets covered in shit sometimes but the nukumolity never really left

>> No.15595002

Dads don't join the discord, some absolute nigger is posting links to holo en streams while bea is streaming

>> No.15595004

>>15594727
it absolutely wasn't here in the summer but it's returned (albeit in a harder to find way sometimes) since most of the worst offenders fucked off and/or found new targets

>> No.15595096

>>15595002
What's the problem?

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it's barely 3 pm and I'm feeling drunk.

>> No.15595199

>>15595002
fuck them all

>> No.15595225

>>15595002
So business as usual?

>> No.15595238

>>15595002
That's pretty scummy. This is an important stream for her.

>> No.15595379

>>15595238
I don't know why someone would listen to a music stream with Beas loud ass BGM, it'd clash too hard.
Unless that person is nulling the BGM out of the stream in real time like some audio wizard.

>> No.15595447

>>15595118
Hang in there, dad! Drink more water, take a break and start doing special water reps after 1-2 hours.
Meanwhile - cheers!

>> No.15595475

Tea's such a sweet girl

>> No.15595517

>>15595447
thanks dad cheers!

>> No.15595883

>>15595225
fuck knows was curious so joined like last week. can't believe hot horrible they are doing that

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>>15595118
It's not even 3 pm and I AM drunk

>> No.15595967

>>15595883
I always feel bad spamming links to other chuubas after bea's streams end, kinda blows my mind people just do it casually in the middle of hers
like I get that bea isn't everyone's #1 priority but it just seems like a common etiquette thing

>> No.15595990

>>15595118
>>15595963
I'm not going to start drinking for a while to avoid this, but cheers

>> No.15596114

>>15595238
how can they care so little its horrible

>> No.15596184 [DELETED] 

>>15595883
They should gtfo they obviously don't care about bea

>> No.15596271

>>15595967
They should gtfo they obviously don't care about bea

>> No.15596275

>>15596114
Most likely they are just ignorant and not malicious.

>> No.15596288

She plays the cuckoo sound every hour to remind us of every time zone she's cucked us in.

>> No.15596559

>>15596275
>not malicious
It can't be anything else they don't like beas stream so are telling people to watch something else why else would they link. They even said shit like
>bea is just rambling

>> No.15596734

Not everyone in the discord has to be obsessed with beatani, and bea doesn't care if you don't watch her full stream anyways, it's not like they're posting the streams in her youtube chat

>> No.15596741

kek

>> No.15596812

>>15596734
Why are they talking about it in the Beatani Discord then? Go somewhere else.

>> No.15597048

>>15596812
Because they want to talk to the people there? Just ignore the channel, there's no reason to be there instead of here and the YouTube chat right now if you're watching the stream.

>> No.15597194

I'M SERIOUSLY IN LOVE WITH BEATANI!!!!!!!! BEING ABLE TO SPEND ALL DAY WITH HER IS THE BEST DAY IN MY LIFE!!!!!!!!1!!!1!111111!11!!!!!1!!!!!!1

>> No.15597265

if you're really a girl let me smell your cunny

>> No.15597425

>she typed virial first

>> No.15597467

Really retards?

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>>15597467

>> No.15597533

>>15596734
While it's not the end of the world, see it during the one big 24 new year stream she prepared in such details and spend all this time up for, just feel a bit sad.

>> No.15597558

>>15597425
i dont know what the fuck are you talking about i am very drunk explain yourself

>> No.15597584

>>15597467
Better make replies that quickly close the topic rather that let some random who too much about it directs her to more.

>> No.15597600

>>15597558
shitposting but when typing viral for the koma she typed virial first which is one of lumi's mods that kiki had on her steam friends

>> No.15597701

>>15597558
Lumi's mod and Kiki's previous boyfriend. Seems cill, dunno much else.

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>>15597558

>> No.15598073

>>15597533
It's sad only because you make it so. Bea is having fun, those discord dads are having fun, so stop worrying.

>> No.15598247

>>15597048
Why not post in all three places?

>> No.15598313

BEA DONT FORGET TO TAKE OFF YOUR PANTIES

>> No.15598330

>>15598247
Posting about the stream there is fine but posting other vtubers streams while Bea is doing a stream she's planned for months is a little rude.

>> No.15598335

>>15598313
and sent them to me

>> No.15598357

>>15598073
Liking Bea was supposed to be the one thing we all had in common. Without that, what is left?

>> No.15598386

Russian dad has been singing it live everytime and no one realised the slight difference each pause.

>> No.15598422

>>15598357
What kind of retard logic are you using?
Why would them liking something mean they hate Bea? Are you from /v/ by any chance?

>> No.15598458

>>15598247
There is no reason to talk about beatani in the discord during a stream, it's very impractical to go back and read if you wanted to take a trip down memory lane for whatever reason.

>> No.15598470

>>15598357
... existing on /vt/ or something like that

>> No.15598495

>>15598386
I believe this.

>> No.15598496

>>15598422
If the server is filled with people who don't enjoy watching Beatani it's no different from /b/

>> No.15598533

>>15598496
More than a few treat it like 4chan with names

>> No.15598594

>>15598496
See Sentence 2.

>> No.15598602

>>15596559
>>15595002
Fucking newfag redditors. And a yuropoor too judging by his posting hours. On the bright side it's almost his bedtime so he'll be gone soon.

>> No.15598630

>>15598422
nta but not liking doesn't equate hate like you imply jumping strazight to that

Personally while I don't think it's the end of the world, I thought for onrce it could have been avoided or at least hoped it wouldn't be so hard but I guess they really NEED to post all those streams now bave no interest all in checking the one-a-year special stream of bea

>> No.15598716

There's no use arguing, dads and bea prefer discord to these threads. These threads are getting deader and deader, and bea is spending more and more time on discord. Don't waste your time going against the flow.

>> No.15598739

>>15598630
Why can't they have 2 streams open? is that illegal? Are you the concentration police?
I think it is pretty stupid, especially music streams, but still.

>> No.15598795

>>15598602
reddit is shit because they just let people waltz in and post whatever inane off-topic shit they want until the whole place is that way

>> No.15598829

>>15598716
cringe doomer. pph here isn't much lower than there

>> No.15598848

They contained the porn, hopefully they contain the vtuber talk too.

>> No.15598889

I have a confession I watched Nivi while she was on instead of Bea

>> No.15598900

I hate the offtopic of the Discord but you retards don't have a problem with the Hololive, Vshojo and Indie talk here.

>> No.15598925

>>15598889
Nivi is cute and she's slowly getting more lewd so I forgive you

>> No.15598945

>>15598900
I do but I'm powerless to stop it since I'm not a janny

>> No.15598951

>>15597701
>previous
what happened

>> No.15598972

Faggots in the server should be glad I'm not a mod because i would ban every single little shit redirecting people to other streams while bea is streaming on HER own fucking discord. Like holy shit, TAKE THAT BULLSHIT TO PRIVATE MESSAGES YOU RETARDED TRIPLE NIGGER

>> No.15598975

>>15598900
We rarely mention chuubas who aren't related to bea in some way here.

>> No.15598978

>>15598848
zatsutrash is the containment

>> No.15599009

>>15598900
Not to mention blogposting out the ass about random cancer.
This thread is a Discord without names. I've said it for months.

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