EN Auditions are open

[Anonymous No.]

what are you guys hoping to see in the gens design or entertainment wise?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15427608
I wanna see a mime.

[Anonymous No.]

Men

[Anonymous No.]

>>15427608
Pomu Rainpuff's next iteration

[Anonymous No.]

>no men
>no forced cringe lore
>no over-designing

That's all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15427608
like the jp side gen 3

[Anonymous No.]

>>15427667
This and 5 full time streamers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15427608
men

[Anonymous No.]

>>15427666
More like Rosemi. She's the master

[Anonymous No.]

Menhera neets that stream A LOT. Not girls with 78 jobs + uni, that "wing it" 3 times a week.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15427608
>males
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.]

They need to debut males very quickly. Because their entire business model involves making sure their fans never see any alternatives. Because of the Niji males, people are starting to notice there are companies outside of hololive, breaking their monopoly. They need to act fast to keep everyone on the hololive plantation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15427608
are they actually open? I saw people say it's just the link to the OLD auditions.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15427608
Men and straight girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>15428190
Nobody cares about Niji except for women, though. Thankfully Yagoo is now set out to monopolize the competition now that they've done his work of market testing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15427874
You want Fallenshadow then. She's been making content since she was 15, she's not going anywhere and only seems to be working harder and harder with every month.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15428190
Vox is already so close to getting 100k and Mysta isn't too far behind either. New holostars gen and the upcoming english one will have to be lightning in a bottle. Hopefully the designs will attract enough people in then all we'll have to worry about is their voices

[Anonymous No.]

They are not open you retard

[Anonymous No.]

Better artists for the designs and people who actually know about hololive, I feel like 2 out of the last 5 actually have heard about hololive before they applied.

oh and people who get out of bed to stream when they say they will.

[Anonymous No.]

Someone like Pikamee

[Anonymous No.]

>>15427848
She's a skin walker i tell ya.

[Anonymous No.]

dream smp member so i can numberfag

[Anonymous No.]

>>15428328
I've seen this one shilled a lot today. Gonna check her, but if she's shit, a pox on you and yours.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15428676
She's shilling herself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15428752
I respect the hustle.

[Anonymous No.]

You know, I wonder if doing a HoloX for EN3 by injecting numberfags into the branch might help revitalize it, with energetic new people willing to work hard and play smart to get the best results, though it might also cause some friction with some of the other members

[Anonymous No.]

>>15428918
In general hiring people eager to work is a good idea. Anons dragged Chloe for going after numbers, but I wish en2 had half her or La+'s drive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15428918
The whole strategy with idol groups is that you have different flavors because people have different tastes. EN right now doesn't have a competent numberfag so it's not getting all the viewers it could.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15427608
Hmmm someone with a soft voice (but can go hard and rough if he want to) like my oshi kururu
https://youtu.be/swYmN2IKpM0
https://youtu.be/hA9_dShATQA

or cool voice like Andi adinata of Maha5
https://youtu.be/0NDgfLx9YyY
https://youtu.be/k3_5pgrMuSU

Anyway when surfing into id utaite communities, I found this guy collabing with furelies.
This Italian ? guy, He could be the male Mori
Furami
https://youtu.be/5tlQeR_RwCQ
https://youtu.be/ZAVyzhSavT8

[Anonymous No.]

>>15428918
In the EN space, you're more likely to have the clout chasers apply than the tryhards.

[Anonymous No.]

>Hag
>Actual ASMRtist
>Bilingual JP/EN
>FPS player
>Genuine Weeb

[Anonymous No.]

>>15429141
>music
>music
>music
That's nice but do any of them have any kind of personality?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15427608
I don't want another gen; too many people
I just fear they'd fuck it up again like Council instead of learning from HoloX because they don't know what the fuck the western audience wants

[Anonymous No.]

>>15429177
>Hag
>loli
>loli
>loli
>loli

[Anonymous No.]

>>15427874
Instead you get Kronii who is a menhera neet with no obligations but never streams

[Anonymous No.]

>>15427608
And absolute pussy destroyer who runs through whole gens of oshis and breeds them into cum comas

[Anonymous No.]

>>15427608
Just like how they nuked the duo project some months back because nobody fit the bill, they're not going to be able to produce another generation because the talent pool is dry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15427608
no males

[Anonymous No.]

>>15427608
get a good talent pool like you did with myth no nepotism and no duds like EN gen 2 and if you want fuck it get men in there to make Nijisanji sweat a little

[Anonymous No.]

>>15429390
>nobody fit the bill
>anon still doesn't understand corporate speak

[Anonymous No.]

>>15427608
>Males
The good old days are ending

[Anonymous No.]

>>15427608
Numberfags. All of them, an entire gen of numberfags. I never thought I'd want that but Council has just left a bad taste in my mouth and I'd like to watch people who actually care to improve at what they do rather than just getting in and then kicking back for the rest of their contract with their golden ticket.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15427608
I want cute guy with nice voice
dont care about women

[Anonymous No.]

>>15427608
Design-wise? Something simple that can still be lore-y.
Entertainment-wise? Not sure. I mean, the EN girls each have their own formula, and, while on varying degrees, it works.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15429390
There are people out there. It's just that they're successful already and have nothing to gain from joining hololive. Sseth who's been shitposted about enjoys freedom and is financially stable enough now to quit whatever job he had in the medical field.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15429562
go watch a different company

[Anonymous No.]

>>15427608
anything but whatever council was

[Anonymous No.]

>>15429606
make me :)

[Anonymous No.]

>>15429606
He doesn't watch vtubers at all. Most of them clamoring for this our /v/editors that want some more bait to employ every time a schedule is made.

[Anonymous No.]

Boston accent, constantly belligerently drunk, throws beer bottles at you

[Anonymous No.]

>>15429733
OP is asking for vtubers, not your dad, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>leafy
>nox
>h3h3
>meidocafe
>nikocado avocado
you have to admit it would be something

[Anonymous No.]

>>15427608
give me a carnut chuuba or give me death.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15429217
Yup my oshi kururu is chill and funny. Since this thread is about StarsEn I just use him as a reference.
I'm sorry I don't watch en males, I don't know anything about En vtubing scene. I tried getting into luxiem but none of them are my type, their voice already filtering me hard. I'm a fujo but I don't like getting pandered that hard XD they are too gay, even my yaoi brainrot can't keep up with their degenerate style

[Anonymous No.]

>>15429701
holostars exist you dumb nigger, and they're looking for new members to holostars
stop being such a dramatic cunt over guys, they aren't going to rape your oshi

[Anonymous No.]

>>15427608
I want something simple like Myth. Not shitty front-loaded lore that is completely inconsequential and no one gives a shit about. Myth dropped with nothing but basic character outlines and they made up all their lore as they went along. Meanwhile Council killed all their hype with a week-long drop of pointless, enigmatic videos when all 5 of these girls are just gonna be playing Minecraft in a month's time. HoloX did the same thing that Myth did; dropped instantly with basic character outlines and a colorful backdrop against which they could develop their own lore. Nothing needlessly overcomplicated or pointless like Council.

I want to hope that they learned from Council, seeing as how they handled HoloX, but I'm also afraid they just don't get it and will give it to the ridiculous character powercreep they've created in EN.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15427667

I want another Towa like voice for EN and another Okayu voice for EN along with these parameters

An EN mesugaki would be kino for gura to bond and prank with. Shion is great but the language barrier is a fus

[Anonymous No.]

>>15429733
>"It's ya boy, tha v-chuuba..."
>"FRAHM BAHSTAN!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>15429571
Hololive would never pick up Sseth, his whole thing is being /pol/-lite.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15429919
>holostars exist
who

[Anonymous No.]

>>15429919
>i don't want that
>it just fills up the board everytime they debut or do anything at all
Your post doesn't disprove anything I said.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15429733
>>15430039
Holy shit he's just like me...wicked sick...

[Anonymous No.]

>>15429969
Holo en won't have vtubers like that while holo jp will probably have. Holo en management is garbage. Niji en is unironically much more open minded to non feminine deep voice and theyve gathered such vtubers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15429787
i dont want my dad i want bill burr

[Anonymous No.]

>>15429733
thank you for the inspiration, I now am envisioning Bill Swerski's SuperVtubers

[Anonymous No.]

>>15430310
>Nina Koasaka has a nice voice, a killer model, and is willing to go along with the Mom fetish stuff
>But she tries too hard to fill that role so it feels more forced than anything Omega's done
>Roommate reps paints her to be an unpleasant person, but at least she's trying to tone this down as Nina.
I do think we could do with more EN tubers like Nina and Kronii, at least in the vocal department.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15428249
similar to HoloJP, they have just created a general audition page that is open at all times. You CAN audition at any time, but they won't bother sifting through them until they're actually considering planning the next gen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15430586
why are the men there?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15430664
to make (you) specifically mad

[Anonymous No.]

Should I audition? I have no experience and am male.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15430664
because it applies to all branches. HoloJP's audition page was like this too...

[Anonymous No.]

>>15430664
Men have always been allowed to audition. Miyabi talked about this at length at some point, but the short version is that the thing stopping Cover from making a Holostars EN branch is lack of interested applicants of good quality. Males just aren't applying to Hololive EN, or Cover considers the applicants insufficient.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15430134
disprove what? I watch holostars, I watch nijisanji, I watch indie male vtubers
youre sperging out because someone wants to watch guys and cover is actually hiring guys right now

[Anonymous No.]

>>15430858
I'm going to say probably the latter. Too many either underage idiots who can't read the requirements, people with awful setups who are flatter than a plank of wood, people who kind of forget they're supposed to be a character/pull a Kiara and tried to make liking a holo their personality in their audition, or some combination of all three.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15428190
>>15428313
>Nobody care for niji except for underage seanigs*
There i fix it

[Anonymous No.]

>>15427608
I want Omega's fanfiction to stay away and I want Himura to design a girl.

[Anonymous No.]

Hopefully its her time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15430771
Unless you’re a former entertainer who can sing exceptionally well in multiple languages you’re probably not even going to be considered unless you become an indie with decent numbers first

[Anonymous No.]

>>15427608
Only males, unironically
>>15429423
>>15429606
>>15429701
>>15430134
partially to piss off retards like this but mostly because I want male chuubas to finally take a stronger foothold and create more variety in the west. Too many faggots think vtubers are just cute girls because of the idol shit holos push, but Niji EN finally showed that males are very viable in the west, so a holostars en would hopefully be good competition. Niji males will probably do better because no segregation but it would be nice to have some EN stars too to have something more in the western public eye. Preferably some bilingual jap murricans or something so they can easily promote and interact with JP stars.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15431064
I'm not even sure if she wants to go corpo, but if she does she deserves to get in more than anyone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15431095
Is singing that important? I thought you only really needed one marketable skill like 'gamer' or 'artist.'

[Anonymous No.]

>>15427608
Why males do they really want another three view branch ?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15427608
I need a Tolkien autist

[Anonymous No.]

>>15430858
Well, to be fair, I don't think there's a lack of people with good quality in general, the guys from the N-word group are pretty good, I mean, they're performing better than the girls from there already.
I think there's just no room for EN males in Cover, the isolation they would have to face and the fact that Cover as a brand doesn't come off as being able to promote males at all, basically leaves them only with bottom of the barrel applicants. In other words, it's a long-term consequence of the path they choose to follow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15430664
males have always been allowed to audition even for the female branch as long as you can convincingly sound like a cute girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>15427608
I want more actual weirdos.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15427644
baels and kiara would make a perfect mime

[Anonymous No.]

Talent pool is already dry enough. Several small corpo has already scoop up a good chunks of them. Unless cover is also tapping the talents from these small corpos or is willing to raise new talent from ground up, just don't expect much especially after seeing how council turns out. Stars might find a few gems since its still very much untapped.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15431466
The more you have the better. I was just trying to emphasize without streaming experience you’re not going to even get a chance. Unless you want to gamble and become the male en Subaru

[Anonymous No.]

>>15431956
Exactly. Whats the worst that could happen after all? They do a stream where the girls make fun of the applicants?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15432407
You definitely have nothing to lose but it would be a waste of time. Go ahead if you really want to but if you actually want to be considered you should build yourself up first

[Anonymous No.]

honestly i feel bad for cover management
imagine how many unskilled dropouts apply

[Anonymous No.]

I want males so my oshi can get fucked on stream

[Anonymous No.]

>>15427608
I just want more lolis, simple as

[Anonymous No.]

>>15432979
I appreciate the genuine advice anon. Thanks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15433273
there's enough lolis, give me hags

[Anonymous No.]

>>15427608
>what are you guys hoping to see in the gens design or entertainment wise?
COMEDY, humor, jokes, slapstick, visual absurdity and cartoony weirdness.

The most popular vtubers are funny.
Their most popular memes are funny.
Have you seen vtubers on Twittter? Nothing but shitty attempts at comedy.

No matter who's hired. No matter what lore is given to the talent, it always go back comedy. Everyone's trying to be funny, so why not get actual comedians or just extremely funny people. If they don't make you laugh don't hire them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15427608
No cringe lore, shitty models, or corpo pairings. Also no males or I’ll drop vtubers entirely.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15428313
>except for women
it's kinda HUGE

[Anonymous No.]

>>15431123
very based

[Anonymous No.]

>>15427608
Pomu

[Anonymous No.]

>>15427608
Blatant sex appeal and unabashed gfe

[Anonymous No.]

>>15427608
No men, fuck YAGOO for that. But you know he'll feed EN girls to homoEN just ike how he fed ID to homoJP.

[Anonymous No.]

More friends for Gura.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15431123
>Niji EN finally showed that males are very viable in the west
Niji EN showed that gay males streaming in SEA hours are very viable in the west. Whether straight males or males streaming in NA hours would be viable is a different question entirely, and one NijiEN hasn't answered yet.

[Anonymous No.]

sooo hypothetically in an audition video would gameplay be good? Just having audio there seems weird, but its supposed to be a mock debut right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15427608
EU deserves some love or chuubas that'll stream some consistent off-hours

[Anonymous No.]

>>15436426
no way, it's not a mock debut it's a mock commercial for an idea of a character

[Anonymous No.]

>>15436426
just send one of these in!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=coD5T1XyX4Q

[Anonymous No.]

>>15427608
>Holostars are also featured
Get ready, men ARE coming.
The Real Unicorn Genocide is about to begin. The NijiEN guys were just the prelude.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15427608
Men.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15436426
>cumbud
100% chance of you being filtered out in screening

[Anonymous No.]

>>15436594
But they have the characters ready, that seems dumb. I feel like talking while doing gameplay would make the 5 mins go by easier, and flex multitasking.
>>15436611
>less than two minutes when its asking for 5
Dont even have to watch to see why she didnt make it in

[Anonymous No.]

>>15436845
your autism is showing. They want you entertaining for five minutes with your own character to see your creative side.

[Anonymous No.]

HoloEN needs a trap, a real hag, and another artist because right now theres just Ina (Sana doen't seem to want to do art streams).

Another European would be nice, Kiara needs a dedicated sex pet before she latches on to every possible ship she can.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15436981
>HoloEN needs a trap
God no, imagine the political shit flinging

[Anonymous No.]

>>15427608
>Design wise
Bizarre and lewd but not superfluous
(Y'know, monstergirls)
>Entertainment
Endurance streamers
>Other
EU streamers

[Anonymous No.]

>>15436672
1000%

[Anonymous No.]

>>15437056
They can just say otokonoko instead of trap or trans or whatever, it'll be fine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15427608
I hope no brits get in

[Anonymous No.]

>>15427608
For males, designs that make them look like they jumped out of a shounen series. Cool enough for straight men and handsome enough for women.

[Anonymous No.]

There won't be men. I'll trust in Omegaα to make the requirements of joining impossible to reach.

[Anonymous No.]

There needs to be a Scottish holomem

[Anonymous No.]

>>15437702
Says the scared unicorn. Your end is near.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15427608
Literally just do a fucking rowdy rough boys version of myth. Omegay dont overthink this. Red Gura. Easy 1m subs

[Anonymous No.]

>>15427608
Strategy games

[Anonymous No.]

>>15438355
How many fujo shotacons are there in the West?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15438461
Not enough

[Anonymous No.]

>>15438461
Its not about fujos.
How many of you would rather watch red gura over some giant shredded motherfucker

[Anonymous No.]

Koefficient and Nagzz

[Anonymous No.]

>>15427608
Auditions are a farce anyways. I talked to over 100 girls who applied last time around and not a single one of them even had their application viewed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15427608
>council and stars are massive flop
>hey guys lets do male EN
I don't even know why Cover bothers with new gens, Myth and JP are plenty

[Anonymous No.]

maybe it's just me but would vtubers in the Spanish speaking world be an untapped market? I feel like it is and the reason why I bring this up is because I feel like Hololive Spanish could be a big thing if they tried

[Anonymous No.]

>>15427608
Where's this from?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15438117
It's not like my JP oshi will collab with them anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15439045
https://en.hololive.tv/audition

[Anonymous No.]

>>15438461
Very little, Luxiem do poorly during NA hours. The only male that has any success during that time is the zoomer indie Kenji

[Anonymous No.]

>>15439147
Nevermind. I completely misread>>15438461

[Anonymous No.]

>>15438616
There's no reason to look at an application directly for 90% of applicants. They're going to prioritize people who have content creation experience, and that's a numerical thing on the application. They can just sort it in the sheet output and start from the top of the list. Once they get their gen, they'll just file the rest away.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15427608
5 more blonde detectives

[Anonymous No.]

>>15427874
This, though not too menhera.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15438616
If it's nepotism then we're getting Moon Jelly, Yuria, one of Ina or Sana artist pals, a JP translator, and an EU girl that's a friend of Kiara's.

[Anonymous No.]

Don't care about video games or singing. They just need to be charismatic. If there's a real musician, not a classical "musician," then I'm more likely to watch them. Anything else that isn't video games is a plus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15427608
l don't really care about designs I just want them to hire people that actually care and strive to be the best

[Anonymous No.]

>>15439387
>implying Kiara has any friends

[Anonymous No.]

>>15440053
Funny, a few months ago I would've called you fuckin stupid but Irys was a dark horse. I've enjoyed pretty much every stream of hers, it's too bad that her terrible design has filtered so many people and I'm sad to say i was one of them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15440053
This. No ironicfags. Only passionate vtubers and competitive streamers please.

[Anonymous No.]

It would be nice if they hire smeone who can actually DJ

[Anonymous No.]

>>15430412

>Da Bears!
>Ditka would would kick the shit outta des dere packer fan commies knellin during the nation anthem if he were still coach
>Now im gunna build a giant Gold Polish Sahsage in Minecraft
>Did ya know O-Sacka is Chicagos sister city?
>Yeah Yagoo is best girl ill drink to dat. Da Yagoo

[Anonymous No.]

>>15427608
Leadership skills, able to organize events

[Anonymous No.]

>>15438968
They may have the numbers but monopoly money screw them over badly. It’s better to just have someone who’s fluent in Spanish in an EN branch.

[Anonymous No.]

If they actually do make HolostarsEN (I'm skeptical because auditions are strict as fuck) then they better filter out every ironic normalfag "HolostarsEN when" beggar that doesn't even watch or give a shit about Holostars. I will only respect an EN Homo that is a 100% pure bred Homochad who loves the boys and their fans, and nothing less. If they only know Roberu and Astel show them the fucking door.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15438630
Stars being a “flop” is for different reasons if you actually know how that branch had its very rocky start.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15427608
Dakooters please

[Anonymous No.]

>>15440924
What if said applicant can name all 9 members, their manager and who got 3D first?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15427608
Add no one
graduate half of all existing chuubas

[Anonymous No.]

>>15438616
...Have you never applied for a major corporation before?

Of fucking course they're not going to view application videos for hundreds upon hundreds of submissions. 90% of applicants are going to get filtered out by their resume/channel stats/social presence alone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15441015
I would sub, get a membership, and spend 24/7 on here being a schizo for her

[Anonymous No.]

>>15441252
And people wonder why EN2 sucks so much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15441495
you sound mad.

[Anonymous No.]

I want admiral bulldog to join holostar EN

[Anonymous No.]

>>15441224
That's good enough. Even that low of a standard would filter most ironyfags.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15441700
not mad just disappointed that EN1 was literally pure luck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15427608
I want to see a guy that does a little bit of what Mio and Korone do. Cool retro games and occultism bro.
pls hire me

[Anonymous No.]

>>15442117
Myth is an unfair bar of comparison. No one will ever live up to their level.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15442117
That's fair I guess, kronii isn't too bad. The rat is trying her best, I don't even know if sana is back or not and fauna is in corner somewhere.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15442422
Mumei forgor

[Anonymous No.]

>>15436538
Given the EU chuubas thread I am not so sure we want.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15427608
If you are applying, don't say you speak chinese.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15442463
>Mumei's title is "I'm back"
>People didn't even know she was gone
She's as forgettable as she is forgetful

[Anonymous No.]

>>15442532
she's the best in EN2, and her ship with Kronii is the only thing keeping the clock relevant when everyone got bored of her shitty coomerbait model and vocal fry

[Anonymous No.]

>>15442422
>kronii isn't too bad
HAHAHAHAHHAAH FUCKING WEEEEEED DUDE!!!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15427874
Elira and a good chunk of Niji EN say hi

[Anonymous No.]

>>15442704
Nah mate, i'd wager in terms of genuine effort and "footprint", Bae is at the top with Kronii/Mumei taking 2nd and 3rd, Fauna at a far 4th, and Sana forgetting she's a vtuber way at 6th, as literally anyone else who walked in unannounced could take 5th

[Anonymous No.]

>>15442117
>just disappointed that EN1 was literally pure luck.
Name five talents you think would have been better in a 2nd gen than Council.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15441495
EN2 was unironcally the best they could have gotten. Anyone else would have been even worse, and the male applicants were apparently even worse (which is why HolostarsEN still hasn't happened and might not ever happen)

It's time to accept that Myth was lightning in a bottle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15442887
Christ in heaven Anon, Selen's Spyro stream last night was killing me. 7+ hours and i was a spectator

[Anonymous No.]

>>15442959
literally like 90% of shitty 2 views ive never herd of on twitch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15442798
she´s a stoner ? nice !

[Anonymous No.]

>>15442959
Not that Anon but i'd say
GirlDM for the seiso, well mannered girl that is also a weeb
Vienna for a somewhat calmer version of Bao
Kana for a 2nd round Gura
Snuffy just to poach her from Vshojo hands
and Milky to keep as a guarantee for Mori's continued work

[Anonymous No.]

>>15443089
Half of those are literal trannies and the other half are vshojo wannabes

[Anonymous No.]

>>15443148
Snuffy, really? Come on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15442978
>EN2 was unironcally the best they could have gotten.
they failed to scout Selen and Ninaninin. They could have gotten a better talent pool but they just have to depend on fucking referrals. But well, at least they were able to hire Mumei

[Anonymous No.]

>>15443315
mumei is the worst council girl tho literal retardation as charm point ? come on ...

[Anonymous No.]

>>15443265
NijiEN and PRISM have made it clear that having a loud and chaotic girl, at least one, provides a very good focal point to either focus on or avoid for the other girls
1 Extrovert can make 9 introverts comfortable

[Anonymous No.]

>>15443384
it's fake retardation, which is even worse

[Anonymous No.]

>>15443465
Wouldn't call it "Fake", moreso "Amplified".

[Anonymous No.]

When Holostars EN debuts I will finally leave vtubers behind and become a normalfag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15443209
You are correct and yet they are still better than EN2..... really says a lot doesnt it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15443521
still im appalled this even works her fans must be even more shizo than le meme sharks do their goslings have no self respect ?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15443384
>>15443465
>>15443521
you don't watch streams

[Anonymous No.]

>>15443711
>watch 100 hours of my chuuba before you're allowed to criticize her
no

[Anonymous No.]

>>15443711
>"N-no! the 20+ streams where she acts like a retard in LoZ:BotW, MC, and every collab ever don't paint it!"
>"The one time she did her studying ASMR she wasn't acting retarded!"
>"You just don't watch the streams!"
I bet you're the kind of person that tells someone a game "gets good" after 50 hours

Fuck off, Owl bitch is boring and her trope is the only reason her own active genmates find her even remotely tolerable

[Anonymous No.]

>>15443711
yeah no shit theres someone thinking kronii has fucking seth rogan humor here

[Anonymous No.]

>>15443711
I disagree , but if a friendly discussion of your oshi scares you that much, sure whatever you say

[Anonymous No.]

>>15443828
Idk man almost every Kronii stream ive watched she has made a weed joke and even the most recent minecraft collab with Gura Sana and others she made like 2 weed jokes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15443384
Your w*man is showing

[Anonymous No.]

>>15442798
I had no idea, thought she was an angry korean.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15443921
its ok to not watch streams though, I'm not judging anyone. its just the truth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15427608
>cunny
>cunny
>cunny
>cunny

[Anonymous No.]

>>15443545
Good, watching vtubers isn't healthy, let's get back watching anime

[Anonymous No.]

>>15444036
>would
based

[Anonymous No.]

>>15427608
You can bet your ass if we get a cool En Homo like pizzapapa or shien i can see myself dropping some of the girls, bros before hoes

[Anonymous No.]

>Kana, Luto, Naname, and Nacho all join for HoloEN3
>Gura and her family just shit it up all day
>HomoEN is delayed by another gen
In a perfect world anons, in a perfect world

[Anonymous No.]

Please give me a girl who cares about streaming and wants to/knows how to play a variety of cool games. I don't even need a numberfag, just a normall confident full-time streamer.
Not idol wannabe with streaming as a side-job, not depressed neet that takes endless breaks, not a person only doing trend-chasing games and minecraft forever.
I would kill for some new game permissions.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15427608
Please just another EU streamer so Kiara isn't alone in her timezone Cover entertainment company

[Anonymous No.]

I need a bionicle autist

[Anonymous No.]

>>15427608
I want a male.
I want an autistic male.
I want an autistic, yet handsome, male.
And I want that male to stream more hours and get more views than any female in the EN wing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15427608
I want a bratty type holo from EN like La+, Bae could be that girl but shes too seiso for her role

[Anonymous No.]

>>15444391
Vox Akuma already exists anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>15444036
You're a pedo guy...

[Anonymous No.]

>>15433577
Yes. Having a laundry list of talents isn't really that important. You just need the one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15431064
>>15431125
Fucking kill yourself faggot. That's one chuuba I don't want Cover's claws on.
Although I do admit that if she did apply and got accepted, she would whip the entire EN branch to shape.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15444063
Not healthy how, besides the usual parasocial point?
Because they're a timesink maybe?
I'd like reasons to leave I've never heard before if possible.
Because I might leave too at holostars en

[Anonymous No.]

>>15433577
Holy shit. I didn't know vtubing was a part-time standup comedian gig.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15444854
entertainment company

[Anonymous No.]

>>15444391
I want a full gen of cock starved traps. I'll compromise though. they can be autistic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15436624
>Real Unicorn Genocide
GOOD. Fuck unicorns and idolshits. It's time we go back to vtubing at its roots. Variety entertainment.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15445024
>It's time we go back to vtubing at its roots. Variety entertainment.
How are the NFT sales going, Kizuna?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15444965
Are there any good trap 2views to recruit from? I've seen Dakooters mentioned but shes been gone for a while

[Anonymous No.]

>>15427608
People who are willing to work. Just that would be a massive improvement of want HoloEN is currently offering.

You see holoX’s work ethics and see Council and the comparison is just disingenuous and overall insulting. Council is a disaster, a wasted opportunity to set the bar higher after Myth yet they pretty much are a bunch off lazy girls doing the bare minimum with their golden ticket. They hired people with fast food chain employee’s mentality to work at one of the best restaurants in the world as chefs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15427608
FUCKING
SIM
RACING

[Anonymous No.]

>>15445541
How do you find them? People will just lie in the auditions

[Anonymous No.]

>>15427608
I want Mike Stoklasa in HolostarsEN with little to no background information about what a vtuber is, much less what his character is supposed to be.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15444690
>I don't want her to have breakout success because of selfish groomer reasons
It's her choice to apply or not, fuck you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15427608
I’d like for two of them to be rivals, in the most traditional sense. The kind of situation where they really play it up and fuck with each other constantly, with only minimal friendly banter. Some Dante and Vergil shit. Griefing each other in games, talking shit without fear of autists overreacting, etc.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15445541
Difference being HoloX are a bunch of hikikomoris while Council are not. Mumei for instance does guerrilla streams when she can find time, so it's not necessarily a lack of work ethic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15431944
If Council and HoloX are to be concerned, and even much earlier than that, they are also already starting to poach talents, or at least scout for deserving people who were unceremoniously graduated.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15445825
I miss SBF Brawl...

[Anonymous No.]

>>15444854
Me neither but everyone's trying to be funny. The recruitment should stop beating around the bush and get talent who's actually got some comedic chops.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15445639
I don’t think people lying is the problem. If that was the case you would see this happening a lot in the JP branch and it’s not the case. Also I don’t watch NijiEN but they seem to stream consistently a lot. You can also get a good recruitment team to help you filter slackers out. That an entire generation is as underwhelming and underperforming as council is not coincidence and can’t be explained with a “they all lied bro”. The recruitment process failed hard and they should look into it. You can get one wrong but not 5/5 wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15445851
JP holos have to attend dance lessons, singing lessons, they do off collabs, they attend meetings and also consistently participate in events, etc. if you think someone doing all of this is a hikikomori then you are wrong. Also people can do more than one thing at a time. It’s not like streaming one hour is unreasonable.

They are slackers, anon. You can say it’s because they’re studying, they’re depressed or whatever, but the end result is they’re slacking on their golden ticket. Hololive got big because people worked hard and then these girls came to leverage other people’s hard work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15427608
Ripped amazon sports vtuber, someone who does VR sports like boxing, tennis etc.
Never gonna happen I know but let me dream.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15446515
>He thinks that's actually them dancing

[Anonymous No.]

I think they should consider a "no boyfriends" policy

[Anonymous No.]

>>15446631
I think you should consider getting a girlfriend instead

[Anonymous No.]

>>15445765
NTA but biggest talent would be wasted. She hates singing in anything but English so all of her karaoke streams would be un archived and her song pool for covers would be limited. She has expressed interest in being an idol though, so who knows.
She’d make kronii feel at home with her Dutch accent though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15446597
>Saddest cope seen all night
Never change anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15444340
Wait for me, I'll be in EN3

[Anonymous No.]

>>15446631
Westerners are too self destructive to do that. Mind you these are the same people that are baffled by Orca's success and agreed with Kiara shitting on Laplus keyfabe. Giving the audience what they want is considered a sin in the west.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15446642
yeah, me!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15446925
Only a portion of idolfags in JP even care about that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15446597
>Cover is so cheap they neither provide equipment for their streamers nor pay for the original songs, yet they hire professional dancers so the streamers don’t have to sweat.

This is the most retarded thing I’ve read this year by far. Thanks for laugh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15447001
It's less retarded than believing any of them do dance or singing lessons or are you just going to conveniently forget the reason for Marine's recent hiatus?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15447001
Ayame does all the dancing for everyone’s 3D and acts out their mannerisms that’s why she never streams but is always at the studio.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15446810
>all of her karaoke streams would be un archived
Which changes nothing.
>her song pool for covers would be limited
Ironically songs that have gotten her vods taken down before are actually available in EN's karaoke selection. It's also feasible for them to expand on the selection in the future. There might be some limitations but not having to work two jobs would also open up new opportunities.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15446925
>Kiara shitting on Laplus keyfabe
Can I have a QRD on this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15446925
Kiara shitting on my oshi Lapras???
if its true i am anti Kiara now

[Anonymous No.]

>>15446515
> Gura, Ame, Ina, and Kronii are incapable of taking care of themselves and are either starving or shitting themselves to death
>Mori doesn't exist
>Mumei is in a wheelchair
>Bae is Mumei's company provided 24/7 cockwarmer
>Fauna has hooves
>Kiara has fibromyalgia

how exactly do you expect them to dance retard?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15447178
I meant actual recorded covers since she’s expressed interest in them. Or she could go to originals route I guess. The song soya wrote for them to sing together was nice even for it being frog.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15447214
Just Kiara being a bitch and not even realizing it. Mori did it too, equally obliviously. Essentially these whores were insecure about their own inability to maintain character and chose to project these feelings onto La+ in the form of pre-emptive gloating about La+ eventually breaking character. Real jealous cunt shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15447122
Now this is a good rrat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15447429
Covers are all well and good but karaoke performances are nice enough. More opportunities for originals would also be amazing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15427608
>spider
>lamia
>slime
>alraune
>moth
HOLO MONSTER
IMAGINE

[Anonymous No.]

>>15447002
The portion that care about former boyfriends is very low. The portion who care about current boyfriends is larger but if it's kept entirely offscreen and away from the persona it's not as big of an issue. I'd rather my chuuba's roommate have a real BF than see her collab with random guys on stream.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15427608
>more loli
>no politics
>no meaningless convoluted lore
>good designs that aren't too complicated

[Anonymous No.]

>>15427608
Them to realise the Vtuber bubble has burst in the west and that no matter what they do they will never reach Myth's success.

but also them not to put out a model as bad as Sana's again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15445739
He might be too autistic for the job, and I really mean that

[Anonymous No.]

>>15427608
I don't care if they get a male or a female wave. All I want is for Cover to stop hiring Sanas and Ayames.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15445257
Doxxbeatdi is okay

[Anonymous No.]

>>15442468
never been there, but i liked that french plant that got posted here once, she was adorable

[Anonymous No.]

>>15444965
One has to be a fairy, it'll be funny.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15440328
>he got filtered
Kill yourself. You should feel bad about yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15427667
>no men
you're fucked this is guranteed with NijiEN 4 and the new silouetes we've seen for Holostars new wave
>no forced cringe lore
go fuck yourself and also you're fucked the past 2 gens and IRyS have them it is definitely the way forward
>no over-designing
subjective

[Anonymous No.]

I'm auditioning, wish me luck

[Anonymous No.]

>>15449414
good luck, anon <3

[Anonymous No.]

>>15427608
maybe chubas whose voice actually suits the character? Myth was okay in it but Council sounds like they didn't even care
as well as 90% of EN chubas

[Anonymous No.]

>>15448550
I have zero idea who this is

[Anonymous No.]

>>15449414
Best of luck!
There doesn't seem to be a time limit so I'll work on my reps and do some stuff as an indie to build up some experience before I apply.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15428190
Sounds like throwing away what they've been doing good now. When get males into the group if they get showered by gachikois' money?
Also if you're new to vtuber I'm telling you Nijisanji was way more popular than Hololive.

[Anonymous No.]

After Council I dread the kind of people in the west who would audition for Hololive because it's clear that the entire talent pool for english vtubers is complete and utterly dogshit. They need to look for people with actual talent outside the vtuber market and to aim for non streamers if they want to succeed. I shudder at the thought of HoloEN gen 3 getting someone awful and ruining the whole company in the west.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15452101
>When get males into the group if they get showered by gachikois' money?
Because said males fans always buy shitty acrylic that cover put out every week. Holostars merch practices are really scummy

[Anonymous No.]

>>15446515
They can do all this because they are hikkikomori living with their parents and getting cared all the time

[Anonymous No.]

>>15452221
You mean male talents' fans? The females fans are more gachikoi if not the same as female talents' fans

[Anonymous No.]

>>15427608
only 5 extroverts like Kiara or Bae will save this boring and dead(inside) branch

[Anonymous No.]

>>15427608
No streaming experience but fuck it, I will apply. Male, ofc

[Anonymous No.]

>>15453066
>only 5 extroverts like Subaru
fixed however you're still correct

[Anonymous No.]

I will join to fuck Izuru when I fly to Japan for my 3D debut.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15453253
Gay

[Anonymous No.]

>>15427608
I auditioned last year for council and if I click the form it just tells me I already applied.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15444391
sounds just like Luxiem

[Anonymous No.]

>>15427608
With the success of NijiEN males it's pretty much a 100% certainty that there will be at least 2/5 males in EN3 or just a new male gen all together. Niji really initiated the final yab.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15453253
im gonna eat shien's ass while he plays gacha on stream

[Anonymous No.]

>>15453578
I know how chasing trend kills games
Differentiation has already been done and switching targeted audience won't be beneficial
Niji has always been known as having free interaction between males and females and that's also a major incentive for big male streamers to join
I guess it's too late for Hololive to switch rail now. Keep doing what's good for each of them is the best strategy for both brand
When expanding business the first thing to consider is to not damaging the main business

[Anonymous No.]

>>15453310
Take the hint anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>15453253
>>15453610
>>>/lgbt/
they don't like gaijin especially Izuru

[Anonymous No.]

>>15427608
ONE OF THEM A METAL DRUMMER
I WANT A METAL DRUMMER HOLO PLEASE

[Anonymous No.]

>>15454524
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KleqhDUtgwg
done

[Anonymous No.]

>>15454618
Would be a waste to be hidden behind anime avatar

[Anonymous No.]

>>15453610
Based.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15428424
HOLY HAVE YOU FUCKING SEEN THE LIVE VIEWERS FOR HOLOSTARS??? RUMAOOOO no one in the holo fanbase gives a shit about holostars. They hate males. Dont forget when one of the holostar talent got death threats because he interacted w a holo member KEKW

[Anonymous No.]

>>15454524
I want a steel drum player instead

[Anonymous No.]

>>15454951
fubuki still interacts with oga from time to time

[Anonymous No.]

>>15455027
have a handpan player https://youtu.be/747hJQNJpeg

[Anonymous No.]

>>15455027
Ayyyy mon

[Anonymous No.]

>>15454618
She's pretty but I want 2d.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15427608
Now that Council is a failure, I hope they learn from their mistakes, and make another someone like Gura.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15455531
Even you clone Gura you won't get the same result

[Anonymous No.]

>>15428328
>Only ASMR.
Did i find the wrong channel?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15427608
>what are you guys hoping to see in the gens design or entertainment wise?
A different tonal shift in concepts and talents. I just want it to feel new.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15456341
I also don't want Gen3 to be marketed as 'Myth's supporting cast' like Council. They need to stand on their own, be their own thing, like every other gen in Hololive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15456492
They weren't really marketed that way as much as they just kind of fell into that role because they're all söyboybetacucks

[Anonymous No.]

Make Gen3 EU-centered. We need more EU-friendly schedules and the diversity (the one and only diversity that should matter) it brings would bring more soul to HoloEN

Also make sure they are nothing like the Council. Girls actually need to care about Hololive, no chuuni character design or lore shit. Use some national mythologies if they do EU one. Greek gods, Norse gods, Finno-Ugric gods, etc.

[Anonymous No.]

I just want Clint Stevens to show up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15456607
Where is my Chernobog or Perun chuuba?!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15427608
>All the homos in the pic
>only half of EN
Did they realize they fucked up so bad with Council that they will just ignore their existence and go for a whole new gen?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15427667
You're getting men now that Niji has paved the path for Holo's uncreative management.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15456870
Yes

[Anonymous No.]

I WANT BRITISH ACCENTS

[Anonymous No.]

>>15455027
but steel is a type of metal?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15454618
amazing how little emotion you can put into drumming

[Anonymous No.]

>>15457184
*monkey paw curls*
one very african londoner coming this season

[Anonymous No.]

>>15457556
so this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cz38f1zPeno

[Anonymous No.]

>>15445765
>wakes up
>that cold read
Anon, I just want her streams to remain comfy and for die hard fans. Not having faggots watch her only because of the company name helps.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15457556
I'm ok with that

[Anonymous No.]

>>15427608
A smol lamia kusogaki
No cringe lore like council/hope
More euros

[Anonymous No.]

>>15457601
>>15457815
No, this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L5ONM8avZgI

[Anonymous No.]

An analogue of Sinister Six as anime girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>15429290
I'm living under a rock, where they fuck'up on Concil? and what does the western audience wants?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15458163
They want you to learn English grammar.

[Anonymous No.]

I feel like we've been lacking "straight men" characters that can keep the more eccentric EN members in line. As of now, pretty much every single member plays the "boke" role, which doesn't work if there's no "straight man" to respond to the jokes and provide a contrast. Characters like Mio, Subaru, Flare etc. who may not be strong on their own, but can improve collabs 100% due to them being able to keep things organized.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15430664
shitty murican labor laws that prevent "discrimination" based on gender

[Anonymous No.]

>>15458545
>Union Busting is legal in Murica
>But god forbid you don't hire the required amount of coons

[Anonymous No.]

clover need to be aggressive and go steal the good talent

like absorb voms and get pikamee or something

[Anonymous No.]

>>15459588
they could probably go up to anyone in tsunderia or prism and get them to jump ship in 30 seconds

[Anonymous No.]

>>15427608
Cancelling the idea. 11 EN members is already a lot and there was a clear hit on viewership when Council debuted, there was less new fans and more hemorrhaged fans. It's also evident that Cover struggles to fully support EN crew, they have to do a lot on their own and the only positive relationships are with bilingual staff.
Also Irys/Council haven't even had a serious run of merchandise yet, so it remains to be seen if the existing EN audience is financially committed to they were to Myth.