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1540546 No.1540546 [Reply] [Original]

Which chubas could you take on in a fight?

>> No.1540560

>>1540546
I'm a male so all of them.

>> No.1540585

>>1540560
Even Mori? Coco?

>> No.1540672
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>>1540546
people say golone does boxing. but i wonder if she can resist my tonguebox, if you catch my drift

>> No.1540685

>>1540560
This is what 4chan virgins actually think.

>> No.1540729

All of them except Korone, being male is a cheat code

>> No.1540757
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>>1540729
>>1540560
>I'm a male so all of them.
>All of them except Korone, being male is a cheat code

>> No.1540783

>>1540757
just sit on them

>> No.1540810

The only way they could defeat me is through sincere kindness and friendship.

>> No.1540812

>>1540757
now this is projection

>> No.1540815

>>1540560
There are male chuubas, Anon. Think you can take on Belmond or Oga?

>> No.1540825

>>1540585
Not him, but yes. Though if Mori is allowed to use her scythe I should also allowed to use a weapon.

>> No.1540848

>>1540757
This man pictured here could kill all Holo girls by simply sitting on them.

>> No.1540877

>>1540685
Faggot, I'm a spic that goes to a boxing gym. Fighting is the only thing we know how to do.

>> No.1540886

>>1540757
how did you get a photo of me?

>> No.1540891

>>1540546
>skinny japanese women
All of them, even like 3 at the time.

>> No.1540896

>>1540546
I'm 100% certain I could take on Ironmouse. Not sure about anyone else.

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>>1540546
I cant hit girls but they can hit me.

>> No.1540901

>>1540891
>skinny
oh nononono nobody tell him

>> No.1540915

>>1540877
and you all do it poorly too. so the point still stands.

>> No.1540932
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>>1540877
>spic
>good at fighting

>> No.1540948

>>1540915
Julio Cesar Chaves is the best fighter to ever live.

>> No.1541004

>>1540932
Only blacks and latinos know how to fight cope. Tune into UFC or boxing for once in your life.

>> No.1541023

>>1540915
>>1540932
t.skinny white faggots who have never been in a fight

>> No.1541034

>>1541023
im not the one saying i'm good at fighting.

>> No.1541092

Bro if any of you guys cant take on a skinny short Japanese fujo the just make your tranny surgery appointment right now because you are not a man. The only excuse is that you have some sort of disability that doesnt let you fight.

>> No.1541133

>>1541023
They were probably bullied by minorities in school kek.

>> No.1541172

>>1541092
>kiara
cannot die
>mori
big and has reaper strength, probably demon energy too
>ina
has strong tentacles
>gura
shark teeth can tear a chunk of flesh off you so you bleed out of your major arteries
>ame
will just time travel and strangle you in the crib or kick your pregnant mother in the belly

>> No.1541181

>>1540546
Not Risu considering she's very fit and was on /fit/

>> No.1541208

>>1540546
I don't know how well I can hold my own in a fight, but I took karate classes for 5 years when I was younger, and I still put effort into practicing, though I'm sure my stances and movements are really shitty without my sensei to fix them. I don't know how many japs have to take judo or other martial arts in school/daycare, or if that's even a thing outside of light novels, but I don't know if my garbage vestiges of skills could take them. My sleeve makes a snapping noise when I punch, and that is what my sensei told me to listen for. tldr I can probably beat the shit out of a kid or a nerd but I'm uncertain if I can fight anyone who puts actual effort into exercising.

>> No.1541333

I want to pick Korone up and hold her at arms length while she flails helplessly, unable to reach me.

>> No.1541373

>>1540932
You seen what's been going on in Mexico recently? There's that whole machismo thing too. I wouldn't want to square up against the hombres, good way to get cut lol

>> No.1541425

>>1540546
I have a gun so all of them

>> No.1541447
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>>1541023
Whites tend to not start pointless fights and use their conceal carry weapon if someone tries to start a fight with them. It's one of the advantages of not being born retarded.

>> No.1541523

>>1541172
>cannot die
Usually in a fight the goal isn't to kill the other person.
>big and has reaper strength, probably demon energy too
That might increase the difficulty, but it is not something I could not overcome.
>has strong tentacles
I'd imagine that the tentacles would hurt when striked. We also don't know the speed of them, so it might be possible to just rush her.
>shark teeth can tear a chunk of flesh off you so you bleed out of your major arteries
She is shorter than me and has a much shorter reach. She would have to get very close in order to bite me. I could just keep my distance and defeat her with ranged attacks.
>will just time travel and strangle you in the crib or kick your pregnant mother in the belly
I am saying that current me could win in a fight, not baby me.

>> No.1541578

>>1541523
>ranged attacks
What the fuck is that? You're gonna throw rocks at her like a monkey? Shameful display.

>> No.1541676

>>1541578
I meant using attacks that have a higher range like a kick for example.

>> No.1541723

>>1540848
How is he going to even get close to a Holo girl?

>> No.1541778
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1541778

Which holos would you stab to death with a bayonet?

>> No.1541803

>>1541723
hand shake event

>> No.1541808

I think the more interesting question is how many of the holos could Yagoo beat up?

>> No.1541810

>>1541676
When a dog attacks, kicking it is just begging to get bitten. The same will apply to Gura

>> No.1541820

>>1541778
kiara just to see how exactly she gets reborn

>> No.1541839

>>1541778
Kiara. She not being able to die is just unlimited fun works.

>> No.1541856

>>1541808
Don't mess with guys into table tennis.

>> No.1541922

>>1541856
>Ywn play ping-pong with Yagoo's kintamas
Why even try bros...

>> No.1541968

>>1541447
>whiteoid cant fight without a gun
the state absolute of

>> No.1541989

>>1541181
risu pls post pecs I'm begging

>> No.1542029

>>1541810
Then I would just do a low kick to her legs. The only way she could bite them would be to practically get on the ground giving me an even bigger advantage.

>> No.1542084

>>1541968
>OOGA BOOGA ME USE FIST ME STRONG
Yes, and that is why you are 3rd world.

>> No.1542212

>>1542029
Bro you tripping. You can pull that on Ame or even Mori, but not Gura. Animals have quicker reaction responses than humans, an example of that is dogs being able to catch a frisbee with their jaws with ease, any experienced animal will take a good bite before you even notice. Gura has lived for 9000+ years inside the scariest ecosystem know to man. You have no chance buddy-pal.

>> No.1542367

>>1542084
It's a fight anon not an assault, pulling a gun while the other side is unarmed just makes you a coward. Even worse, it makes you the same as one of those good for nothing 3rd world Latin thugs who kill for pocket money.

>> No.1543415

>>1541778
Kiara because I hate that orange bitch.

>> No.1543474

>>1542212
There is still a limit to how fast Gura can move her head into place. Even if she was somehow fast enough to get her head all the way down low like that I could feint the low kick to bait her to do that and then punish her.

>> No.1543517

>>1542367
your dumbass came unarmed. let me guess, you live in nogunsland. get fucked.

>> No.1543615

>>1540848
>porka

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