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15385909 No.15385909 [Reply] [Original]

It's the holiday season anons, Christmas has just ended, now is the perfect time to tell the hag in your life how much they mean to you

>> No.15386186

>>15385909
Nui is my favourite hag. I love you, Nui and I wish I could start a family with you!

>> No.15388132
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15388132

Mary finally becomes a hag in 2022.

>> No.15389115

>>15385909
>>15388132
I want to breed both of them.

>> No.15389217

It’s a good thing that hags are being widely loved now

>> No.15389320

Hags are so fucking cute

>> No.15389409

Hags are great and deserve love

>> No.15389477

Your favorite hag clips bros?

>> No.15389548

Pochi is the best

>> No.15389628

>>15389477

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RYYCr9KC-Yo

>> No.15389751

Here is nui trying her best to avoid single mother route in fire emblem

>> No.15389811

https://youtu.be/B_OkuugPN_w

>> No.15389888

>>15389811
Goddamn her voice makes me so hard

>> No.15390303

>>15389477
When they try to deny or expose their age
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5CaHEzmuwSY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PSkrYJ4Iesk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NbOE_Dv6S0Q

>> No.15390828

>>15390303
god i love aki so so much. i would do anything to marry that lovely hag

>> No.15392287
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>> No.15393961
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>> No.15397448
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>>15388132
Interesting...
Is Patra also a hag?

>> No.15398333
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15398333

I just want to spend a night drinking and cuddling with a hag... is that too much to ask?

>> No.15398386
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>>15385909
Hags are the best and I love this hawk

>> No.15398403
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>>15388132
I WILL GO TO JAPAN AND MAKE MARY BUY ME AN IPAD THEN LEAVE JAPAN

>> No.15398417

>>15397448
Her neighbor is in her mid 20ies iirc

>> No.15398442
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>> No.15398496

>>15398333
Yes

>> No.15399026

>>15398417
I thought it was confirmed that Patra is a hag?

>> No.15400918
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15400918

I will make this hag feel 17 again!

>> No.15403521
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15403521

>>15385909
HAG LOVE

>> No.15403803
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15403803

>>15385909
I just think they're neat

>> No.15403892

>>15388132
made to pump out at least 10 kids

>> No.15404067
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15404067

Teaching my hag how to dance

>> No.15404108

I want to spend the rest of my life having passionate sex with mio licking her armpits while fucking her from behind and cumming buckets deep in her womb after a hard piston mating press.

>> No.15404472
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15404472

Nara is one of my favorite hags, I love her design and voice! I'm gonna join her membership next time I can catch one of her streams live!

>> No.15404797

>>15385909
Nui's roommate is 26

>> No.15405191

Lui-nee said she don't want to find lewd art of her when she egosa, she wouldn't moid if it's girls x girls but when it's a man it's "kisshou"
Thoughts ?

>> No.15405929
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>>15404797
Please don't say it's true...

>> No.15406017

>>15404797
>>15405929
25-26 is the age of Nui, her roommate is in her late 20ies, which still isn't a hag though

>> No.15406044

>>15405191
>a chuuba from unicorn agency panders to unicorns
W H O A H

>> No.15407140

>>15404797
>>15405929
>>15406017
She locked her past life's twitter, but 2 tweets addressed to her from January 2016 can still be found where they talk about coming-of-age ceremony. But it doesn't really mean that she had hers at 2016, as she could've just been reminiscing about it.

>> No.15409832
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I love Pomu so much!

>> No.15412061
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15412061

Tell me anons, what attracts you to hags? For me it’s because I am older and they’re are closer to my age(27). Along with being more mature. And making them feel young again.

>> No.15412694

>>15412061
the older they are the bigger the chance they have their shit together and figured out what they want in life. no wild lifestyle changes or unknown crazy antics

>> No.15412772
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15412772

Built for breeding

>> No.15412904

>>15412061

The older you get the more stupid and erratic really young girls seem in comparison. Mature women are more likely to have their shit together, are more fun to talk to due to having actual life experience, and are more likely to be able to do shit like cooking and housekeeping.

>> No.15412943

>>15398442
hag on hag action is too much for my poor heartdick

>> No.15413008

>>15412772
Botan is for raising cute lion cubs with

>> No.15413040

Hello, I am professional breast sucker. Please inform the baby-desperate hags that I can prepare their milk glands for motherhood.

>> No.15413600
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>>15412904
This. They've figured their lives out, know what they do and don't like, and can focus on giving other people help and advice instead. As someone who's always just kind of floundered through my life having a dependable anchor like that is really appealing.

>> No.15417375

someone post the hag copypasta

>> No.15418477
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15418477

>>15385909
>33 years old

>> No.15421907

>>15418477
hot

>> No.15422317
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15422317

>>15418477
Based take

>> No.15422553

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wl95zSvqWqU
Thoughts on my wife’s pure sex voice that makes me absolute diamonds?

>> No.15422578
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15422578

>no one has posted the gif yet

>> No.15423273

>>15418477
Someone save this sickly hag.

>> No.15427108

>>15418477
>>15422317
>>15423273
I am going to put a bun in that oven.

>> No.15427674

>>15422553
Genuinely surprised. I liked it. Might check this chuuba out.

>> No.15427745

>>15427108
I'm concerned about her.

>> No.15427888
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>>15427674
Don't mean to offend but have you seriously not heard of Inui Toko?

>> No.15428194

>>15427888
Heard of yes but I’ve never looked into her stuff.

>> No.15428324
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15428324

HAG LOVE

>> No.15428512
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15428512

The haggest

>> No.15428736
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>>15428194
Ah ok sorry

>> No.15428895

How can i find some 2view hags? I just really want a comfy small stream to relax to

>> No.15429084

>>15427745
Me too. She had just debuted her qtp2t 2D rig and then hasn’t streamed much since then. I hope she gets better man.

>> No.15430476

>>15429084
I check her twitter all the time to make sure she hasn't completely fallen off the face of the internet.

>> No.15430794

>>15428736
>Suityan got to spend a night in a love hotel with this
It’s just not fair

>> No.15430883

I need to drown hags in semen.
Not "she's over 20" hags either, real ass hags being driven to maddening lust by their aging wombs.

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>>15428512
Almost there, two more years to go.

>> No.15432522

>>15428895
might be a good idea to look for extremely popular videogames from 20 years ago that never really held onto their popularity. Then add vtuber to the name and do your searching and lots of heavy lurking and digging. It'll be hard to find a hag who grew up playing kings quest vs some autist that learned about it sometime in the last 5 years.

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Lolibabas are hags too!

>> No.15436393
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>>15413600
I want to make Dola an actual mom.

>> No.15438364
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Making coffee every morning for my hag wife

>> No.15438647

>>15438364
Marine is not a hag yet.

>> No.15439034
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>>15390303
the laugh at 0:58, you might be unto something anon

>> No.15439150
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>>15418477
ONE LOAD FOR EVERY YEAR
33 HOT LOADS IN POCHI'S ASS

>> No.15439227
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15439227

>>15438647
Is 2022 the year?

>> No.15439661

>>15439150
All by me btw.

>> No.15439774

>>15393961
How much of a gag is mio? As much as marine?

>> No.15439872

>>15406017
How is that a hag? That still is young

>> No.15439889

>>15439774
older

>> No.15440084

>>15423273
Isn't she an actual mangaka? I feel like someone will eventually save her if she actually is the position I think she's at

>> No.15440155

>>15439227
Either that or 2023, soon either way.

>> No.15440201

nina love! i hope this hypocrite bullshit doesn't stick

>> No.15440249
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15440249

>>15439774
>mio
>gag

>> No.15440686

>>15438364
The fact that Marine actually wears glasses makes this pic hotter.

>> No.15441002
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>>15440201
You can stop the bullshit any time by taking your meds

>> No.15441599

>>15440249
>Mio will never vomit on your dick after a deep throat gone wrong
Why even live?

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>>15441599
>that time Mio showed her deep throat diagram on stream, highlighting the spot you need to hit to get her to barf
https://youtu.be/xYXySdhRwsw

>> No.15445949 [DELETED] 

>>15442651
This hag is too powerful.

>> No.15446863
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15446863

This hag is officially going to be a Holo.

>> No.15447140

>>15439227
2023, she is a few months older than me

>> No.15450447

>>15440201

Nina having the highest subs in her gen should be proof enough that 4chan rrats don't affect her

>> No.15451337
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>hag thread
I know I'm not exactly the most well liked anon here, but I've always enjoyed a nice, well ripened oba-san.

>> No.15451369

>>15398333
It is, because I'm going to date and eventually marry her in 2027.

>> No.15451414

>>15412061
I'm 26 and am attracted to them for much the same reasons.
I'm an ichimi and realized that I might have a thing for ageplay as well

>> No.15451449

>>15442651
Jesus Christ.

>> No.15452469

>>15432073
imagine the smell

>> No.15452746

>>15399026
She's 37 or something iirc.

>> No.15453683

>>15442651
kek

>> No.15457015
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>Wake up
>Hag thread on life support
We must stay united, fellow haggots.

>> No.15457810
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I can't believe nobody post this lolibaba yet

>> No.15458261
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>>15418477
SENSEI

>> No.15458435

>>15418477
33 year old shotacon is perfect

>> No.15459941
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>>15457810
Gen 3 is the hag gen.

>> No.15459990

>>15432073
erotic

>> No.15460320
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>Ctrl F Polka
>0 results
I'm disappointed, Anon

>> No.15464026

>>15412061
I was into older women when I was younger and my experiences with an older woman when I was a teenager ensured that I always would be.

>> No.15466633

>>15460320

How hag is she?

>> No.15466773

>>15466633
I don't think there's any confirmed age, most signs point to her being late twenties at the very earliest. Most likely is a hag though.

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>>15459941
You have no idea how much I want to pump beautiful quarter-elf children with this block autist...

>> No.15469496
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15469496

If the ladies are the hags, then what are we who like then called? What would the hags call us?

>> No.15469543

>>15469496
They refer to me as their fucktoy.

>> No.15469780

>>15442651
this facking wolf

>> No.15470288
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>>15469496
Dustbusters

>> No.15471323 [SPOILER] 
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>>15469496
A good boy

>> No.15471389

>>15469496
Piggie banks.

>> No.15471486
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sheep hag anniversary

>> No.15471506

>>15442651
>not long enough
PAIN

>> No.15471517
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damn hags! teasing us like this... i'm not a kid, i'll show them..!

>> No.15471593

>>15471517
>i'm not a kid
I wish I weren't too old for /ss/.

>> No.15471627
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15471627

Pomu counts as a hag, right?

>> No.15471717
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>>15471593
it doesnt have to be a kid, the point is that its a common role in domination loss hag stories. maybe you can pretend to be a scorned colleague who is fat instead

>> No.15471758
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>>15471627
She's 30, so she should, but she doesn't act her age

>> No.15471878

>>15471627
>>15471758
I’ve never bothered with niji en. However, this is intriguing to me.

>> No.15471943

>>15471627
>>15471758
She's like a 22 year old still feeling like she's 17.

>> No.15471946
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>>15471878
Pomu is wonderful, I dropped my HoloEN oshi and now mainly just watch her.

>> No.15474099

>>15469496
daddy

>> No.15475021

Does any EN holo apply?

>> No.15475061

>>15475021
I don't think any of them are 30 or over, so no

>> No.15475063

>>15475021
Sadly no, though quite a few are cakes.

>> No.15475085

>>15475021
I think IRyS is probably the closest thing to a hag in HoloEN

>> No.15477241

>>15459941
> A hag
> A hag larping as a cunny
> A cake-soon-to-be-hag larping as an ancient hag
Yes they are anon and also gamers

>> No.15482523
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15482523

I need more hags and future Hags in wedding dresses.

>> No.15486843
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15486843

chubby hag sex!

>> No.15486847
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15486847

She's cute.

>> No.15487063

>>15475085
IRyS is a hag in spirit but Ina is the closest one to becoming a hag.

>> No.15487269

>>15482523
You'll see Mio in a wedding dress when she marries (me)

>> No.15487359

>>15471946
Sell me on this fairy hag. What’re some must see links?

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15487679

>>15487269

>> No.15487906

>>15471717
But I want to be the one dominated by the hag!

>> No.15490445
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15490445

More sexy Mio

>> No.15491205
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15491205

Aki's drunk girlfriend ASMR from her birthday and this one from Mary
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0VSPYB8Qxa0
Makes me want a two person drunk girlfriend/older neighbor ASMR from them.

>> No.15495727

>>15385909
>tell the hag in your life how much they mean to you
I don't have one.

>> No.15496011

>>15495727
Well, mom and dad aren’t home. Maybe I can be your hag tonight.

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>>15490445

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>>15490445

>> No.15506592

>>15495727

And what are you doing to change that?

>> No.15506900
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15506900

How come nobody told me there was a hag in the Sony group? She's really cute.

>> No.15507407

>>15506900
Didn't know she's a hag, that explains why I want to have sex with her so badly though.

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>>15412061
i have no romantic desire to have a relationship or family with hags (because the ticking clock is real), i am simply attracted to their thick bodies. The God tier strat is to find a young girl who isn't too retarded and then start a relationship with her and breed her repeatedly and enjoy the progression of her body from petite to full on fertility goddess

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>>15440084
>he doesn't know
but seriously, how
https://virtualyoutuber.fandom.com/wiki/Iida_Pochi

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>> No.15513885

>>15512885
Christmas morning sex with Mio!

>> No.15513926

>>15513885
You're thinking too small. Christmas Eve sex with Mio that doesn't end until the new year.

>> No.15513938

>>15412061
Hags are easier and more comfy to watch. And generally have a much more wicked sense of humour than the younger menheras. Getting extremely hard to them is a nice bonus.

>> No.15514194
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>>15412061
When I was younger I fell in love with one of my step brother's girlfriends(40~ish).
She was one of the most genuinely nice people I've met, and she was beautiful as a starry night.

>> No.15514232
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I love Lui!

>> No.15514235

Isn't having sex with a hag is Impossible since their body is too fragile

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>>15514235

>> No.15514700

>>15514235
>their body is too fragile
That sounds like their problem, not mine. Also more to the point, you're a fucking retard.

>> No.15514730

>>15514235
You are twelve years old

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I will end her menopause

>> No.15518856

>>15385909
I want to live between Nui's tits

>> No.15519196

>>15412061
The older I get the less I can stand young women
they're genuinely infuriating to interact with

>> No.15519688

>>15487359
https://youtu.be/G8fAXGA5FIc
https://youtu.be/TEbiDtku5oA
https://youtu.be/cRmMmzCyIiA
https://youtu.be/aDGgujf_G1E

>> No.15521582

>>15519688
Well I’ll give these a watch. I don’t watch niji en let alone niji jp that much so I wonder if I’ll like this hag.

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>>15457015
Very few have good taste, so its not surprising.

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is there a comprehensive list of all hags?

>> No.15524234

>>15412061
I like heavier girls with thick pubes.

>> No.15524394

>>15514235
That's why they get fatter!

>> No.15524567

>>15412061
My first sexual experience with a women was with a hag when I was in highschool, i've been hooked ever since

>> No.15524681

>>15412061
I'm a lowkey person who likes mature people who aren't super wild and crazy, also I like being with someone older than me because I tend to get along with them better

>> No.15525601

>>15440686
hasn't she said her vision is pretty good?

>> No.15525700

>>15523072
I really love that she nopans.

>> No.15526430
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no more hags

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>>15526430
Taiga has no say in my lust for hag lion

>> No.15527700

>>15517950
Same.

>> No.15528586

>>15412061
My hag love lore is simple, I never actually got any motherly love and ever since I found my ex and her friend who is a year older than me. They basically coddled me and the rest is history.

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>>15446863

AZKi mentioned

>> No.15529052

Nui isn't old enough to be called a hag. Pomu's older than her

>> No.15529122

>>15514235
The hags can smell your virginity anon

>> No.15529528

>>15412061
Life long haggot, first crush was Sandra Bullock in Speed at about 1995.

>> No.15530101

I want a hag to give me a long and tender hug.

>> No.15531689

I want to get a hag pregnant, this is my fantasy so I don't have to worry about birth defects or Down's Syndrome.

>> No.15533098

>>15525601
There was some 3D streams she did last year where she kept moving one hand to her face after she moved around a lot or she looked down. The only people that do that are the ones who wear glasses and need to adjust them.

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>> No.15539232
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>Be Choco
>Men are intimidated by you
>Be sexually frustrated
>Become a hag
>Still don't have a man
>Sexual frustration at it's peak
>End up taking it out on your brother-in-law's little brother
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cEWGS-am26c

>> No.15539942

>>15539232
Translation?

>> No.15541884

>>15530101
based

>> No.15542432

>>15533098
she could be sweeping her hair away from her face.

>> No.15542787

>>15539942
She kissed her brother-in-law's little brother(a shota) on the lips. Noel and Utako got jealous.

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>> No.15548167

>>15542787
>You will never be molested by auntie Choco
I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE
I'M ACTUALLY GOING INSANE

>> No.15548215

>>15548167
being molested by your aunt is pretty overrated imo. would not recommend

>> No.15549369

>>15548215
but what if your aunt was Choco
look at the bigger picture, man

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>>15548167

>> No.15551286

>>15548215
owned lol

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>> No.15552990

>>15471627
Pomu is 31 but doesn`t act her age at all, so it`s a grey line. Nina on the other hand is 30 and fully embraced the wine aunt vibes.

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>> No.15561689

>>15539232
Choco is not a hag yet.

>> No.15562737

>>15552265
>>15558364

Is Watame really a hag?

>> No.15562813

>>15562737
Yes.

>> No.15563176
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>>15562813

Mukkun is a lucky boy

>> No.15563281

>>15529528
My brethren

>> No.15563554

>>15390303
>tfw I might have been watching the same episode of Dexter's Lab or Powerpuff Girls on Cartoon Network at the same time Coco was.

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hag bump

>> No.15571788

Keeping it alive

>> No.15574894

>>15404108
Licking her armpits from behind sounds tough if you're tall... I wonder what kind of position you'd have to be in.

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I dunno if Yatono Levi is a hag or pretending, but I love her. Check her out if you haven't!

>> No.15575350

>>15496011
LONDON?

>> No.15578100

>>15523072
SSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEXXXX

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>>15563554
I'd forgotten how grungy the What a Cartoon! intro was.
Anyway hags.

>> No.15580257

>>15579310
I NEED TO INHALE HER ARMPITS

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>> No.15582300

Imagine cumming inside a hag with a dried and barren womb and taking no responsibility!

>> No.15582407

>>15582300
>barren
>womb
Why do those two words sound so sexy together?

>> No.15582695

>>15582300
I will bring new life and sustenance to her lonely(at least to people other than herself)and wanting womb.

>> No.15583233

>>15582300
there's no responsibility to take in that case

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>> No.15587010

>you faggots wouldn't help her raise her cubs

>> No.15588196

>>15587010
if she manages to get pregananant then I will raise an autistic family with her

>> No.15590886

>>15563176
>Mukkun is a lucky boy
Not anymore

>> No.15590996

>>15569798
yes, I bet you'd like to.

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https://files.catbox.moe/yz3o1p.png
https://files.catbox.moe/11fje7.png

>> No.15596012

keeping the hag thread alive

>> No.15596026

>>15579310
*sniff*

>> No.15596908

>>15579310
Imagine licking those pits as she giggles.

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Happy new year, fellow hag lovers.
Here's to many more.

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Hope these threads stay a regular thing!

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>>15582407
There is a certain kind of appeal to being able to have wild unprotected sex whenever you want with no consequences.

>> No.15604129

>>15603986
So that's why I love cunny and hags at the same time...

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nasty old bitch

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>>15598004
Here's to our based taste, and to attain that which we love,

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>> No.15612783

>>15385909
i wish Nui had more translated clips of her she has good tastes in games

>> No.15612986

>>15612783
Same, I wanna see her incline with English speakers more.

>> No.15613159

>>15604208
>Pomu is hag
>Pomu is tiny (as indicated by her tony hands)
I'm very "down bad" as the kids say

>> No.15613224

>>15613159
>tony hands
eyyy, dey call me Tony Hands. fuggedabout it

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>> No.15626263

>>15604208
nasty?

>> No.15631161

>>15604208
old?

>> No.15632663

>>15604208
Bitch?

>> No.15632784
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Pathetically, I don’t care which hag it is, I just want to hold their hand through a park one day.

>> No.15633596

>>15632784
This isn't really hag related at all, but I've had terminal yellow fever ever since the day I did just that, holding a Japanese exchange student's hand as we walked through the park together. I hope you get that experience someday too anon

>> No.15633703

>>15451369
This anon has some life goals planned out

>> No.15635096
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>>15633596
I'm jealous

>> No.15636080

>>15633703
You bet I do.

>>15635096
Yeah it's one of the memories I most grateful for. You'll meet somebody anon

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Honestly I’m so old that even just holding a hags hand would be nice to me.

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>>15635096
I don't care if she is or isn't a hag, Nui is literally perfect in every possible way.

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>>15418477
>>15423273
>>15439150
>>15458261
>>15458435
>>15421907
I CAN STILL SAVE HER....

>> No.15646766

Live

>> No.15648090

>>15633596
Lui studied in the US as an exchange student. So if you lived in the US and your ages match up, there's a chance you held hands with a Holohag.

>> No.15648657

>>15648090
Nah, she's 4 to 5 years older than me. Funny to think about though

>> No.15651443
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I love hags.

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Hags need to bring out merch like this.

>> No.15656377

>>15635096
I AM NOW INTERESTED IN YOUR CHUBA. NOW SHOW ME MORE OF THOSE BIG FAT WITCH TITS.

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>> No.15657937

I'm gonna fuck the gay out of Mr Koro with my huge gaijin cock

>> No.15658000

>>15657937
>Mr Koro
Anon, I think you're the one who will become gay if you rape Korone's father

>> No.15658114

>>15388132
I would marry Mary

>> No.15659567

>>15542787
>Noel got jealous
Based, NoeFure fags btfo again.

>> No.15659889

>>15517950
>https://virtualyoutuber.fandom.com/wiki/Iida_Pochi
How old is Botan anyway?
She's clearly past 30, but how much?

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>>15656377
Some official stuff

>> No.15660083

>>15659567
Marine and Flare haven't collabed in months, Noel and Falre collabed literally 2 days ago. Cry more.

>> No.15660251

>>15660083
>Marine
Not everyone who doesn't like NoeFure is Marine schizo, anon. I just like seeing /u/fags cope.

>> No.15660293

>>15660251
Why don't you like NoeFure then?

>> No.15660369

>>15658000
it's a reference to how google translates her nickname "koro-san" into english

>> No.15660593

>>15656377
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YrK9veoB-3w

check her sick dancing and bouncy boobs. Catchy song too

>> No.15660647

>>15659889
40s

>> No.15660721

>>15659973
>>15660593
Goddamn that's a lot of bounce!

>> No.15660867

>>15660647
...hot.

>> No.15661686

>>15660293
>NoeFure
Only exists as something serious in the minds of deluded /u/ fags, as proven by Noel constantly lusting after her brother and shota dick.

>> No.15661886

>>15661686
>her brother
>shota
You don't watch her if you think either of thise are legitimate.

>> No.15661933

>>15661686
>constantly
>>15661886
If course they don't they are a schizo anti.

>> No.15663195

>>15660369
Isn't can't "san" be applied to both genders?

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>> No.15665096

What age does one have to be to attain hag status?

>> No.15665142

>>15665096
I think 30+ is what's generally agreed upon

>> No.15665809
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Is the clock a hag? She’s as old as time itself, right?

>> No.15666134

>>15665809
Based on her humor and knowledge I'm confident that she's basically my age (29). So she's 30 or very close to it.

>> No.15666550

>>15665096
Hag is a state of mind rather than just a number

>> No.15669457

>>15665096
Age wise 30 but like >>15666550 said it's also mental. 28 would be the start of hag evolution. At 28 the realize they only have two years to get married. They start either trying to act younger to get a boyfriend and hopefully get married at 29. Or they accept it and adjust their life accordingly by changing they way they act and dress and acting like an aunt/older sister.If by 29 they failed to get married or at least get a boyfriend they start denying their age by saying they're still 28 or younger. As they get closer to 30 they either finally accept it or stay in denial until they hit 31. The ones that accepted it at 28, they start acting more motherly as the get closer to from 29 to 30. There's a rare instance that of they look younger than 30 they'll stay in auntie mode until they start looking older.

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>>15665809
She doesn't act like a hag, but her OCD is very cute.

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>> No.15676357

Dating an older woman might be fantastic. They have more experience in life and thus can assist you in your own. This can help you to mature as an individual since acting immature around her could make her annoyed.

However there is the possibility that she finds it humorous and may pamper you.

For me I would want to try my best to make her happy. I’d help her around the house with chores and, if need be, carry her. The benefits of being strong means you can easily lift her like a princess. At the same time being gentle enough so that she won’t be discomforted.

>> No.15677044

>>15575313

She’s 18-19. Would still marry.

>> No.15677314

>>15665809
>as old as time itself
>also has a birthday

>> No.15677374

>>15677044
when did she clarify that? Interesting. I didn't think she was a zoomer...

>> No.15677529 [DELETED] 

>>15666134
she's roughly 24-25

>> No.15677663

>>15677374

Mind you I’m getting my sources from when she recently debuted. So she might be lying, is being truthful or I’m retarded.

>> No.15677784

>>15677663
Interesting. She's extremely cultured if she is a zoomer.

>> No.15678569

>>15677784

Most JP vtubers are.

>> No.15681999

>>15388132
what age?

>> No.15682112

>>15580257
>>15596026
>>15596908
Hag sheep hands made these posts

>> No.15682632
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>>15682112
That does seem like her doing

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