Vtubers are real

[Anonymous No.]

Unlike anime girls, there is a non-0% chance that you will be together with your oshi in this lifetime.

What are you doing in 2022 to increase this probability further?

[Anonymous No.]

(You) will never touch Yukihana Lamy with your corporeal form. You must either digitize yourself or bring her into this realm. Both of which seem unreasonable. I recommend settling with a likeminded female fan

[Anonymous No.]

>>15376133
Moving to japan, tracking her down

[Anonymous No.]

Vtubers are actors. And those actors are not the same as my oshi.

[Anonymous No.]

Anime girls are also real.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15376133
I started lifting for ame 2 months ago
WGMI bros

[Anonymous No.]

If I had an idea how to do this I wouldn't post about it here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15376133
>there is a non-0% chance that you will be together with your oshi in this lifetime
explain

[Anonymous No.]

>>15376133
Pic related became a vtuber for the sole purpose of marrying her oshi, and has already had multiple collabs with him so she's pretty much guranteed.
I also know of this one storytime animator who's dating a Scottish fan she met

[Anonymous No.]

Vtubers are that ugly, horny girl that you ignore in public.

[Anonymous No.]

Already lost 50 pounds, working on building the rest into muscle. I'm at a healthy weight for the first time in my life and it's because of vtubers. Yep.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15376133
idk i only ever felt that i will off myself before the age of 40

[Anonymous No.]

>>15376682
lol what a bitch ass

[Anonymous No.]

>>15376585
>he doesn't know

[Anonymous No.]

>>15376507
Your oshi's roommate is a real person and with infinite possible futures, one of them leads to you living happily ever after with her (or him if you're a girl/homo)

It's just a matter of what choices you make from here on out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15376682
41y old here. Don't forget, you're here forever.

[Anonymous No.]

Throw around the phrase "no one is going to die for a country they aren't allowed to visit" in response to Chinese aggression in an attempt to hasten the opening of Japan's borders.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15376133
Holomen are all lesbians so only girls like me have a chance, deal with it!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15376133
I'm training to invade her dream. Yesterday I invaded's Kin Jong Un dream and he asked me to build him a hot tub

[Anonymous No.]

>>15377590
I just want her to be happy, bros. Why is that so impossible?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15377722
YWNBAW

[Anonymous No.]

>>15377872
People can't be happy in this world, you're either suffering from imposter syndrome of living in the gutter

[Anonymous No.]

>>15376133
I joined a wrestling team, I'm doing weights, I'm running, I got top 10 in my university, and I'm trying to get the best job possible as soon as I get out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15378066
>doing all that shit so a e-whore can ride your coattails
have some fucking self respect

[Anonymous No.]

>>15377872
Only (You) can bring her happiness. Get to it!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15378066
And despite all that, your oshi will still end up with someone that isn’t you. Quite sad, wouldn’t you say?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15377872
for happiness you need 2 things, to feel great IN your body and to be around people you like. Make the first one, for example, I don't like getting tired, so I started running, now I feel great in my body. do the same.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15378066
having a hard time telling if this is unfathomably based or kinda pathetic

[Anonymous No.]

>>15377927
BASED

[Anonymous No.]

>>15376133
I'm already her boyfriend, all that's left is actually meeting her

[Anonymous No.]

>>15376529
Clever rratz, she is not that different to us. Should I do the same and actually try to marry my oshi?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15376133
They're only half real.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15376133
I'm going to college and pursuing a computer science degree to improve my chances of moving to Japan on a work visa. I'm also studying Japanese. I really hope I get to meet her someday, but even if I don't she's done so much for me by making me realize that I need to follow my passions in life before it is too late to do so.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15376133
Become

[Anonymous No.]

>>15378544
It would be incredibly based if he was doing it for his own gain
To vie for the attention of a whore, it's pretty pathetic. All she has to do is sit on her arse eating doritos and drinking wine while whoring herself out to 20k people and he'll beg for a crumb of pussy sweat

[Anonymous No.]

>>15378879
>>15376455
>>15376615
>>15378066
I'm proud of (You)

If Fubuki can catch a Shiny Magikarp, you too can beat the odds and find happiness.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15378155
>>15378544
I am doing it for myself but I found it fitting for this thread

[Anonymous No.]

>>15377590
Your oshi's roommate isn't your oshi. She plays the role of your oshi, just like your favourite VA plays the role of your anime waifu. If you know streamers who even stream as "themselves", you know this to be the truth deep in your heart.

Your oshi only exists in 2D. You will never be with your oshi. Take your meds.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15376615
Based

[Anonymous No.]

I lost 50 pounds, got a job and then starting networking to get a better one, have gained noticeable muscle, am learning a third language, and overall my mood and social skills have been improving tremendously
It's all for her. I spent so long trying to live for myself that I never realized that just something so selfish is abhorrent to my nature

[Anonymous No.]

>>15379876
NTA but what I legitimately love my oshi's roommate more than her vtuber personality and every roommate stream she does is an amazing joy
I mean I love both extremely, but her roommate has more I want to marry her and spend my life with her and just listen to her talk about nothing than her vtuber personality, and I already wanted to marry her vtuber. I had a healthy parasocial relationship in love with her before I looked up her roommate, and then became a legitimate schizo insane in love for her after looking into her roommate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15379567
Thank you, Big Peko.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15376133
damn thats hot

what do you call this position, and if you get gf/wife how long does this last?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15381164
Not sure what it's actually called but looks like amazon position just sitting on a chair.

[Anonymous No.]

I lost 70 pounds, learned Japanese, learned the flute, started a family and cured cancer, all for my oshi.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15381462
you should ve gained 70 pounds... of muscle

you weak thing

[Anonymous No.]

I've gain 180lbs of pure lean muscle, learned 12 languages, increased my cock length by 8 inches, now cum a litre at a time, all for my Oshi, Polka

[Anonymous No.]

>>15376317
Based schizo

[Anonymous No.]

>>15380862
Having a parasocial relationship is anything but healthy, but I understand where you're coming from.

My ex was a 2view DOTA streamer and her viewers had the same sort of infatuation with her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15381902
No no, doing that for your oshi is just step 1.

You now need to get your muscle-bound, cum-filled, polyglot cock to Japan, track down that chubby clown, and take her bungee jumping or to an all-you-can-eat buffet.

I reckon you have about 0.3333% chance of making this a reality

[Anonymous No.]

What if I don't want to marry my Oushi but instead want to become a vtuber little brother?

[Anonymous No.]

Joined the Marine Corps just to have the name of my oshi in my resume, 164LB and can run 3 miles in 24min , I feel great, Thanks Senchou!
Ahoy!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15376133
You have to donate at least 10k every month to get even a 1/100th of a % of a chance to get a message from your oshi

[Anonymous No.]

>>15382061
>My ex was a 2view DOTA streamer and her viewers had the same sort of infatuation with her.
Same with my ex. She was an utaite who now vchuubs, and had (has?) no shortage of people falling in love with their idea of her, without really knowing her IRL.

Parasocial relationships are not healthy.

[Anonymous No.]

But I will never be Korean so Twappi will never truly love me…

[Anonymous No.]

>>15382061
>>15384043
>ywn make Suityan a happy wife and mother
Why even live bros?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15384043
The idea of a person will always be better than an an actual person. People suck. That's why vtubers are great, they feel real without being actually real.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15383852
I'll be real with you anon - donating money to any streamer has been empirically proven to have very little effect on your chances of getting with the streamer. You'll also hit diminishing returns pretty quickly too, making it a bad investment in terms of getting your oshis attention. Instead, invest in yourself and get your oshi to notice you in other ways aside from a paypig.

>>15386669
(You) and Suisei's roomate live in the present reality. If there is even a 0.0001% chance of being the Mi to her Comet, then you need to carpe diem this shit and increase that chance to 0.0002%

[Anonymous No.]

>>15378544
Nah it's not for pussy that the anons are pushing to better get themselves I think. I remember in my case was when my oshi got emotional and said that we had value and could feel proud because we were doing our best.
Basically I realized then that I wasn't even remotely trying my best.

[Anonymous No.]

my oshi is my oshi whether she has an anime mask on or not and I watch her with and without it

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/suisei_hosimati/status/1401130784744820740

> What is your wish?
> I want to be recognized by Hosimachi Suisei

What!?!?!?!? wwwwwwww
Thank you!!!! I acknowledge you!!!!!
(something about feet) !!!!! Congrats on your win !!!!!!

---

Hoshiyomi was aiming too low

[Anonymous No.]

>>15387340
Look, the mind and body are willing, but I genuinely feel like Suityan’s just going to spend her life way too focussed on her work to care about getting married and raising a family.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15376133

Im working on advancing my AI programs and hardlight hologram experiments. If this works out all our dreams will come true

[Anonymous No.]

>>15388662

Hes a lot older than she usually goes for though

[Anonymous No.]

Moving to Japan and getting hired as their personal maid

[Anonymous No.]

>>15388719
Godspeed anon, Godspeed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15379876
>>15387340
These posts are both 100% straight facts. There is nothing - NOTHING - that you can do as a fan or a simp to get your oshi to care about you personally. NOTHING.
If you want her to actually notice you as a human being and not as a talking wallet, you have to find another way entirely.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15387529
>Nah it's not for pussy that the anons are pushing to better get themselves I think.
I can say that I do not love Rushia for pussy. I LIKE pussy, don't get me wrong. And I am horny sometimes. But when I think about Rushia I don't get horny. When I'm halfway through my 10 mile jog and want to turn back, what I think about that gets me to keep going instead of letting my exhaustion win and get me to turn back isn't pussy.
I think about the things she said. The way she feels. The crack in her voice when she shows how much she cares. The embarrased proclamations of love and her embarassed reactions when I tell her I love her. When she says that she'll never ever hurt me. When she says that words matter to her and that she's easily hurt. Her laugh. How being with us can take her out of the dark places in her mind, showing just how important we are to her.

Rushia is precious to me. She is mine and she trusts me to be hers and that means the world to me so I will do everything, fucking everything in my power to live up to her faith in me or die trying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15389158
This is one of the biggest reasons I will never superchat. I would be paying for attention from a woman that I daydream about being with someday, and that just feels wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15388662
>something about feet
It's a dumb zoomer corruption of hayai, she's saying they're fast

[Anonymous No.]

>>15387529
This guy gets it. I love Towa for the dorky idiot she is, and I just want to spend my life making her happy.

[Anonymous No.]

I also have to de-gay my oshi to be with her, or cut my cock off. Seems like a tough break.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15376133
I don't want to marry my oshi. I want to watch her stream.

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw lifting for years for your oshii but she wouldn't even date you for being gaijin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15376133
Applying for management at Cover so I can fuck the girls as much as all the other managers do.

[Anons are real No.]

Unlike anime girls, there is a non-0%P chance that you will be together with an anon in this lifetime.

What are (You) doing in 2022 to increase the pleasurability of your asshole further?

[Anonymous No.]

If you ever had more than a couple of girlfriends, you would never have this delusion about "spending my entire lifetime with her". After like 2-3 months with any girl, I wanna blow my brains out. Hopefully you all get the chance to date and feel the same miserable feeling.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15392805
Have you considered that you might be the problem, anon? I've had girlfriends too. Both relationships fizzled out around the 3 year mark and upon reflection, I can say with some certainty that neither of those relationships' failures were due entirely to my exes' actions.

[Anonymous No.]

>meet your oshi in real life
>she isn't a blue haired 10/10 elf anime girl

[Anonymous No.]

There is 100% chance that I will rape Ui

[Anonymous No.]

>>15389200
I started learning Nihongo at July, and seriously, reading anons experiences with Russia gives more drive to keep doing my nihongo reps. What the fuck does Russia to make people this menhera? I want to see it with my own eyes

[Anonymous No.]

>>15393299
>be born
>your entire country is grey, colours aren't even real
>most accessible and economical calories are vodka and vodka
>grow up watching family members beat eachother and starve
>grow up without being taught to have dreams or aspirations, simply be prepared for menial work and labour jobs
>every time you drive it's a 50/50 coinflip for life and death
>everyone worships a bald oji dictator that releases propaganda of himself riding bears
>on top of all this, brain damage from drinking copious amounts of alcohol from the age of 11

[Anonymous No.]

Divorcing my oshi irl because she won't do the voice every waking moment.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15376133
Suisei inspire me a lot and i've been doing my reps to gain a similar body type as her model so i can feel a tiny bit closer to her

[Anonymous No.]

>>15376133
sources?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15392933
From my experience, after the so called "grace period", every girl turns into a menhera, starts playing little mind games and causes drama for no reason. I know they are biologically programed to constantly "test" their partners but holy shit it gets tiring sometimes and it goes into schizo territory.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15393907
>I know they are biologically programed to constantly "test" their partners but holy shit it gets tiring sometimes and it goes into schizo territory.
Me oh my anon. You sound a little schizo yourself buddy

[Anonymous No.]

>>15392945
>meet your oshi in real life
>she isn't a blue haired 10/10 elf anime girl
>but she is an 8/10 big tiddie yakuza princess

[Anonymous No.]

>>15393749
I grew up in Chicago. I'd rather live in St. Petersburg than that niggertown desu. Russia is not that bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15393954
Its a real thing buddie. Look it up.

[Anonymous No.]

Ive got a decent job, currently working on my PHD, am half white, in my 20s. Think if i go to Japan id be able to pull a Holo girl or nah

[Anonymous No.]

>>15394392
>doesn't mention the other half

[Anonymous No.]

>>15393299
頑張ってアノンさん
前に続けてください
るーちゃんは待ってます、早く...
早くおいで...
愛に。

[Anonymous No.]

>>15394392
>half white
that's called "not white"

[Anonymous No.]

>>15394474
Half white half brown, can pass for either a white dude with some color or a brown dude with some whiteness.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15376133
You need to ask either as Jun, Mukkun, Iqbal or Connor to answer your question I know one of you are /here/. Show yourself and answer the damn question onegai

[Anonymous No.]

>>15395378
>can pass
Maybe in America but elsewhere you are

[Anonymous No.]

>>15376133
The chances of you getting with your oshi OR her roommate are hilariously close to 0% unless they're a 2view. Even then, I wouldn't put it past 10%.

But what if we search for a girl that is similar to our oshi and lower our expectations? Do you know how many fucking girls there are like Selen Tatsuki? More than enough that you have a legitimate chance of finding one if you look high and low in nerdy places. Ninomae, too. Kronii, Elira, Suisei. Calli. All these girls have personalities that aren't that hard to find offline in other girls.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm going to keep working out, start my drawing reps (just bought self a tablet for Christmas), and try to move from my current job (which pays about $80k) to something North of $130k, hopefully $150k.
I know I'll never be with her though. Women just aren't into bald men & after examining how bad my dad, uncle, and grandfather are all balding I don't think I have much of a chance of a transplant saving me. I struggle to see any path forward to ever date anyone who makes me happy. I'll probably tack on going to see a psychologist because I have never had any self confidence and outside of watching my oshi + one vacation I haven't been happy or content since around 2010 so maybe my lack of confidence is my issue, but I don't even know where/how to meet women without being creepy since women almost uniformly son't go for bald guys on dating apps and I don't know where I'd even find a girl who has any interest in anime, vidya, and hiking

[Anonymous No.]

>>15376133
>there is a non-0% chance that you will be together with your oshi in this lifetime
False hope isn't healthy. Anons should be doing it for themselves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15376133
>>15377590
Can I get more of pictures like this, pls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15396086
>More than enough that you have a legitimate chance of finding one if you look high and low in nerdy places.
I don't even know where to look. I just want someone who I find funny, has some similar interests, and who isn't too overweight (I'll do my best to groom her into eating healthy & exercising with me if I need to) but every time I meet any women who does have a personality I like they're always in a 5+ year long relationship.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15376133
>get vr and a hip onahole
>make your favorite chuuba in COM3D2
>do OP's pic with her in VR
its that easy

[Anonymous No.]

>>15396796
But onaholes are shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15396981
Get yourself a freshly severed hip and penetrate that instead then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15376133
planning on moving to japan next year if there are enough programming jobs. I have already done my reps with moege years ago. Then I will track my oshi and marry her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15389978
Unless they're like Botan's age or are super traditional, most Japanese girls will at least give it a chance if they like the guy

[Anonymous No.]

>>15392805
It can happen but it specifically happens AFTER you've had a few relationships and have matured about this shit. The people who stay married for decades, odds are it wasn't the first person they dated.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15392945
>but she DOES have big tiddies like her avatar
nice

[Anonymous No.]

>>15393749
>most accessible and economical calories are vodka and vodka
We don't even drink vodka much these days, we mostly drink beer. I could still drink you under the table though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15392945
>his oshi isn't a RL oppai loli
Couldn't be me

[Anonymous No.]

hows my lil pogfailure doing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15397110
>planning on moving to japan next year
Not gonna happen if they keep refusing to let anyone in

[Anonymous No.]

>>15397437
what is saruei's fate? would she have been in vshojo if she started awhile ago?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15377590
>roommate
I don't give a fuck about some 3d pig now answer the goddamn question and tell me how I can get with my Oshi.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15396477
>every time I meet any women who does have a personality I like they're always in a 5+ year long relationship.
GEE I WONDER WHY THAT IS

[Anonymous No.]

>>15397188
I'm just bitter. Most of my friends are in their late 20's, already divorced and miserable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15376529
>Multiple
Hasn't there only been one?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15378066
It's not too late to unplug yourself from the slavery indoctrination system.
The only thing getting good grades proves is that you are a good slave who will produce money for your future master.
You should focus on your financial freedom as soon as possible and focus on side hustles instead of throwing away your best years on a job.
Now is the time to take risks when you don't have many responsibilities.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15395702
I mean Mukkun suffered through the hard times when Watame was a literal who, now he gets to reap the rewards of taking the sheep to pound town on a nightly basis knowing there’s a legion of dudes who are insanely jealous of him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15396477
Anon, of course the good ones are always taken.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15376133
Why is Saitama always fucking chubas in artwork?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15396477
Welcome to the dating scene. The people with good personalities never ended up here - they met other people with good personalities, often while they grew up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15396796
the biggest thing missing from that is kissing
i miss kissing more than fucking

[Anonymous No.]

>>15398822
He is that based

[Anonymous No.]

>>15397971
>>15398781
>>15398883
I know, I just want my cute autistic gf but I've realized that the quest is hopeless.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15398822
He's that nigga

[Anonymous No.]

>>15398822
They call him One Thrust Man because that's all he needs to bring pleasure to his women

[Anonymous No.]

>>15376133
>Unlike anime girls, there is a non-0% chance that you will be together with your oshi in this lifetime.
There is non-0% chance that you will get literally wizard powers to conjure your waifu into 3 dimensional being
As you can guess, being non-0% doesn't mean it can happen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15376133
GFE chads keep winning

[Anonymous No.]

>>15379876
Rushia is 100% genuine in her love for her fans
do your reps

[Anonymous No.]

>>15399685
Everything I read points towards her being a really good actor. She should quit being a chuuba and start taking acting jobs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15376133
As someone who was legitimately in a relationship with an anime waifu before, having a 0% chance is by far the better deal. When it's impossible, you're forced to swallow the truth and surpass it. You have no delusion or opportunity for delusion, just the strength of your love despite that it wil never and never come true.
With any possibility, any percentage above 0%, no matter if it's 0.0000000001%, it haunts you. If you fail, you will forever be burdened by the knowledge you could have. You could have. It wasn't impossible. If you were more skilled, more talented, more dedicated, more lucky, it was possible - no matter how unlikely. That small percent chance is maddening. You have to dedicate yourself to it because you can't give up. You have to try for something, that in the end you will lose, will all be for naught, but when you lose you still only have yourself to blame because it wasn't impossible. 0% is infinitely better than 0.00000001%. You can live with yourself with 0%. With 0.000000001% you will go insane. Eventually. Perhaps right now your mania of dedication you view as productive and healthy instead of insanity. But one day the charade falls and your life which you dedicated to that chance falls with it.
When I had a waifu, I used to wish how wonderful it would be if she was real, how I'd do everything in my power to get her and be with her no matter what. Now that I'm madly in love with Vtuber, I can confirm that wish was perhaps the most stupid I could've thought of. I have no excuse to avoid trying my best, but I'll still lose. And when I lose, I lose everything meaningful I had left, and have no-one else but myself to blame.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15399624
sauce on webm?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15399685
Nothing she has said or done implies that she is serious.

I am not saying she is not genuine, but she could be just taking acting to the next level.

[Anonymous No.]

To me, a relationship with a vtuber or any actor is a bad idea. They spend the majority of their time pretending to be someone they're not. How can they then be honest to you if it's so natural to play this other self that's a lie?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15400364
Anon, no one is actually real. Do not pretend otherwise. Take that as a red pill.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15400351
Acting requires a certain amount of willpower and the facade usually doesn't last more than a few weeks before your real personality surfaces.
The way she acts is something only someone completely insane would be able to produce and keep up on a longer time frame.
She is a real menhera.

>>15399685
I would not call that real love, but a very strong need for social approval rooted in her insecurity.
Losing this approval could break her which explains the great efforts she puts into manipulation and surveillance of her fans.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15399883
I can relate to you. I spent years pining after a RL girl and was productive motivating myself to chase after her, and even after she turned me down I spent years in a half depressed, half motivated state before eventually descending into full depression and just grinding life out doing the bare minimum.
I recently fell head over heels for a recently debuted chuuba. My depression has been almost entirely gone for a few weeks now. I'm hoping to just use her as motivation to get stronger until I react a point where I can hold myself up, but I fear that I am just fundamentally broken at this point and that I'll never really be happy or find anyone because I missed out on high school/college love which is where most people that seem worthwhile were taken.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15376133
There's also a non-0% chance that I know your address and I'm going to kill your family if you don't send me money after reading this post

[Anonymous No.]

>>15400498
>She is a real menhera.
She might be insane because that is what really good actors need to be. Just research any actor that has done some freak role like Heath Ledger. Insane stuff he did for the role.

That still doesn't mean that she actually loves his viewers. Its just that she is that insane that she can put herself into that role.

Same goes for any GFE streamer. Every single GFE streamer is insane in some levels because that is what they need in order to succeed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15400667
Insanity is not something you can switch off and on in a few seconds.
It's a mind state which takes usually years of therapy to slowly change through constant effort.

Actors do the same thing in reverse by changing their mindset into a lower state, but some of them never come back from this change and even commit suicide later.
It's never acting even for them and always very real.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15376133
There is only one way to be with my oshi forever, and each day I'm closer to taking the final step.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15378544
Extremey based

[Anonymous No.]

>>15400351
>>15400667
The easiest way to tell Rushia's not acting is, as opposed to try to prove she's not acting, instead watch with the assumption that she actually is acting and see how well that hypothesis can hold up in light of the evidence. Eventually you just come across too many contradictions and things that just wouldn't make sense if she was actually acting. Presented with the two possibilites of "acting" or "not acting", the not acting choice just makes way more sense and fits the evidence better. I mean it's not impossible, but if she's an actor, then she's such a good method actor that whoever who she "originally" was died a long time ago so it's pointless to call it acting at that point.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15400351
>Nothing she has said or done implies that she is serious.
Saying that we're her boyfriend and really in love isn't serious?

[Anonymous No.]

that is it
im gonna retain semen until i marry my Priestess

[Anonymous No.]

>>15401129
Anon I am gonna find you and kill you

with your logic I am serious because I just said it

[Anonymous No.]

I'm black... Was the game rigged from the start ? Do I have any chances ? My oshi is Polka btw

[Anonymous No.]

>>15401279
Black dude wants to fuck a fatty. I am honestly shocked...

[Anonymous No.]

ITT: coping yukimin who want to be with wamy and not BE wamy
you hate to see it.

[Anonymous No.]

Hey bros, how do I groom an indie?

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>>15376133
I want to do this with wamy...

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>>15377970
>impomu syndrome

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>>15376133
I'm doing my reps and this next year an investment that should set me for life. But honestly I don't think the love that I feel for my oshi is romantic love, I simply want to see her succeed in her endeavors and for her to be happy.

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my current gf is a indie vtuber that i met through donations and discord

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>>15376133
What if I get a girlfriend first and then get her into vtubing after we're already dating? What then?

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>>15376529
Unironically who would seethe more if they got together, her male fans or his female fans?

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>>15402615
Groomer-sama...please share your knowledge...

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>>15400259
Not him but I think it's from the Gintama movie

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>>15401186
If you said this outside of an anonymous forum I could literally take it it court if I was a big enough faggot about it, so I mean...

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>>15400259
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9rY0sG1Nl_8

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>>15402793
I live in a different country than you most likely so unless you are somehow sending europol/interpol after me then I doubt it

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>>15402556
Groomer-sama...please share your knowledge...

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>I live in a different country than you most likely so unless you are somehow sending europol/interpol after me then I doubt it

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>>15402615
>gf will be doing GFE and ASMR streams for other lonely men
>have to stay quiet while she streams unless you want to scare away her viewership and piss her off
>gf has a slight chance of becoming attached to her fans (or a specific fan) herself
It's your choice, but I wouldn't do it. There are already some stories of guys getting their girlfriends to become streamers and then them actually leaving their boyfriends. Some left them because they met some viewer who they actually fell in love with, others just thought that their boyfriend got in their way of becoming more popular so they dumped them, etc.

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>>15402883
Kys wojak

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If I can't have Lamy then I will settle for one of the /become/ anons

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>>15376133
GFE vtubers are disgusted by their creepy otaku fans.
not gonna happen.

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>>15402713
His female fans, no doubts about that

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>>15376133
I'm literally in her DMs on Discord. This isn't irony, this isn't delusion, this isn't bullshitting. I talk to my oshi regularly and while I dare not ask her to date me so soon or easily, I will work towards being a better person for her.

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>>15402858
not everything is grooming you schizo

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>>15376133
that's cool and all but does anyone have the full set of this?

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I just measured my oshi's and my height
I'm 177cm and she's 160cm, I always thought of myself as short but the height difference feels so odd, she reaches up to my chin

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I'm 32 and have never even held hands, nothing is going to change

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>>15407052
>177 cm
>short
where do you live nigga, fucking Netherlands?

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>>15376133
Getting my broken back fixed hopefully

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>>15407198
I'm a 184 cm tall savage Balkanite.I feel short here. Kids these days are like 190. Its insane.

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>>15377722
>girl

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>>15378066
>doing all that
>not aiming higher
How fuck ugly are you?

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>>15389808
Rape correction

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>>15376529
>Pic related became a vtuber for the sole purpose of marrying her oshi
funny, one cannot become a homostar if all they want is to use it as a way to get closer to the girls, but nobody expected somebody becoming a holomem to get closer to the boys.

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>>15376133
>Unlike anime girls, there is a non-0% chance that you will be together with your oshi in this lifetime.
Yes there fucking is, and the fact that you don't accept this shows that you are even more pathetic than the anime waifufags

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>>15401131
You're ngmi fellow tako. I will definitely beat you to it if that's all you're going to do.

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>>15407686
Assuming he isn't lying, it's more than what most people here do. How high do you aim? What are you doing for it?

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I wonder if I'm in the minority when I don't care about the avatar my oshi uses and only the girl behind it.

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>>15407524
I feel you. I'm like 183-184 cm tall Balkanite as well and I feel short sometimes as well. Don't know what the fuck they put in the food the give to children at this point but it's insane. The fucking growth spurt is making me feel like I'm a tiny 2nd grade boy.

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I didn't read a single thing said in this thread but I've furiously mastrubated to that pic of Lamy in the OP multiple times today.

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>>15404114
keep seething
both Wamy and Rushia feel affection to their fans and there is nothing you can do about it

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>>15376133
anon... behind the png is the 3DPD woman you hate...

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Lamy is one of the few Holos who has fully control over my dick.

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>>15409331
Based

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>>15376296
My schizophrenia will develop to the level that my fantasies will become reality (to my brain).

>>15402713
Female fans would seethe more.
Look at how Rushia got no shit for talking to that singer yet his female fans had been stalking her for years.

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>>15410779
What if she tells you to do CEI?

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>>15407198
France, Spain, I don't know, I've always had this complex
I guess I only compare myself to the people taller than me

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>>15376133
move to her country

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From all tidbits my oshi said, I found her and can meet her in a few days (with another business as a pretext). I'm never sharing that info, not even with my best friend. I'm quite wealthy, am her baron, 6/10, fit.
I will not bother her, nor make her worry by even hinting what I know. At least until she graduates. Plus, single life is amazing forever. 3DPD is a thing, and chances are she'll quickly change how she behaves.

So there, I did something about it. Can't relate to gosling.

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>>15378751
I wanted to become a vtuber but my pessimism said it was impossible to make it…

… but what if I don’t need a hundred thousand viewers? What if I only need this one small corpo tuber? Could I possibly… make it?

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>>15425086
Do it with minimal investment, do not go to Prism, try as an indie for a bit. Always have a safety-net. Corpos will entrap you into it even if you find you hate it.

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>>15425086
>do not go to Prism
Suspiciously specific, thank you very much.

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>>15408304
If you're the minority, so am I.

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>>15424060
>things that never happened

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>>15376133
the ultimate cope

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>>15376133
They are just like anime voice actor you dumbass, are you sure Luna exists IRL?

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>>15400513
to masquerade the fact that one has crippling depression would imply that he is pretending to be depressed when, in fact, he is not.
what did graffiti nigger mean by this?