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I know she's not streaming right now, but after seeing a thread about her last night and dropping into her karaoke, I got curious and watched her latest Q&A stream. I now think I love this bear:
>loves twintails, tsunderes, flat chests, thighs and armpits
>is hungry and loves all food
>loves alt-rock and 90's music in general
>is learning English independently so she can make western friends
>already understands it better than most japs
>otaku bear, has many indoor hobbies
>likes creative activities like drawing and making music
>wants to travel all around the world, but specifically to the Netherlands to smoke weed, fuk da police
>doesn't like studying, dabs on unifags
>made her own model and rigged it
>doesn't hate normalfags, wants everyone to get along
>wants you to draw porn of her
>is a polar bear, the most chad of all bears
>censors her sexy forehead to keep anons' dicks from exploding
>wants to own a musket, like Mami-san (RIP)
>will teach you japanese so you don't get nihongo jouzu'd
>doesn't break containment on stream: "I don't know much about it!"
>won't make a discord server
Share what you know and love about this cute and funny bear!

>> No.1534482

>>1534464
>nigger
I'm so sorry.

>> No.1534490

>>1534464
I look forward to when she receives all of our gift cards today and tomorrow.

>> No.1534519

>>1534464

She seems cute, I'll have to check her out.

>>1534482
Rent free

>> No.1534521

>>1534482
I'm sorry that you're a nigger, too. It must be hard.

>> No.1534576

>>1534490
Anons are sending her cards? How?

>> No.1534592

>>1534576
Amazon wishlist.

>> No.1534611

>>1534576
We bought like 5000+ dollars in amazon gift cards on her wish list yesterday.

>> No.1534638

>>1534464
>gets called a nigger and completes her 4chan rite of passage

>> No.1534673

Also, I wonder if she is waiting until she can buy a switch before she schedules more streams, or if she is just too busy to do more than one or two a week.

>> No.1534770
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1534770

>>1534611
I see things are moving fast already. She doesn't even have supacha enabled yet, Jesas.

>> No.1534887

>>1534770
After the karaoke stream yesterday, she put up an amazon wishlist that was physical amazon gift cards, since regular methods of donations aren't up. Anons kept buying them up so fast that she thought something went wrong on amazon when they kept vanishing so fast.

>> No.1534933

>>1534770
I wouldn't say things are moving fast, all she has is a laptop, a phone, and a gamecube, so she might end up spending a lot of the money on just equipment and other things.

>> No.1535003
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1535003

Beatani in a regimental coat with a tricorn and smoothbore musket when?

>> No.1535018

>>1534887
Because she was listing and delisting them though it's hard to say how many were actually bought. Going by the numbers public she's got 133000 yen, which is still a fair amount, but I don't know if Amazon actually refreshed the numbers or not every time she hit a cap.

>> No.1535020

>>1534933
$5,000 in a day is fast, especially with a ridiculous method like using an Amazon wish list to buy her gift cards. I'm sure that won't stay consistent, but still. The vote for "more cunny bear" seems to be unanimous.

>> No.1535028

>>1535003
>tfw beatani will never point her musket at you

>> No.1535135

>>1535020
will she really peropero all those gift cards?

>> No.1535137

>>1535003
Demanding her fucking money from Susan at musket-point. Can this bear get any more based?

>> No.1535196

>>1535028
>she will never affix her triangle bayonet to lead a charge into your ranks and deal you lethal wounds in hand to hand combat
Why fucking live?

>> No.1535198

>>1535135
She might. Bear is a unique existence, I honestly think she was expecting us to be more degenerate and aggressive like the days before we started receiving heavy moderation.

>> No.1535200

>>1534770
I'd much rather she sets up streamlabs for donations. 30% YouTube cut is pretty significant.
But if she does end up going for superchat first, I'll be sure to give her an akasupa carpet anyway.

>> No.1535215

>>1535135
...did she promise to?

>> No.1535229

It hit me a lot harder than I could have ever anticipated would when she started singing Clover Club

>> No.1535257

You DID cum on the gift card, right anon?
She’ll be peropero-ing them when they arrive and telling us how they taste

>> No.1535282

>>1535229
Her song selection was pretty on point. She knows her audience.

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>>1535215

>> No.1535294

>>1535200
Monetization also means you run ads, and passive income which is actually vastly larger than anything you can get from donations at a certain point. Although she doesn't get enough views for it to be competitive to donations yet, barring she gets picked up by a very high paying network.

>> No.1535346

>>1535200
No way I can afford an akasupa at least not after all those amazon gift cards I already bought but I'd 100% throw her a fiver at least

>> No.1535370

>>1535257
Unfortunately you'd have to be an Amazon warehouse cagie-wagie to do that. It's not like anons are individually mailing them to her.
>>1535286
big kusa

>> No.1535411

>>1535200
For an example, think of all the youtube channels that release a video every few months; where the channel comfortably funds top-of-the-line parts, tools, and machinery along with a lavish life.

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1535520

>>1535282
>She knows her audience.
Well yeah, she has a lot in common with us despite the fact that we're on opposite ends of the globe.

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1535620

threads have been amazing so far, hope it stays that way

>> No.1535641

>>1535520
She is /jp/'s dream come to life - living in a mansion sipping delicious tea with a cute and funny Nihon girl who shares your hobbies.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=84fOsLdqDAM

>> No.1535680

>>1535620
I know it sounds kinda concernfaggy but I hope she knows people are trying to not spam threads when she isn't live/has a stream upcoming and doesn't get discouraged when there isn't a thread up otherwise

>> No.1535715

>>1535641
the few posts i saw in /jp/ were hating the fact that the chat was full of eop

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1535745

>>1535620
>her very first (you)
>gets called a nigger

>> No.1535748

>>1534464
i am so fucking addicted to slay the spire = drug

>> No.1535793

>>1535715
Typical. If they were paying attention, they'd remember that she explained that nobody in Japan wants to watch her so she wants to make friends with westerners instead.

>> No.1535809

>>1535294
>>1535411
Don't worry, that much I understand. Was referring to just superchat vs streamlabs.
And yeah, getting to that point takes quite a while without proper connections/shilling.

>> No.1535835

>>1535793
yeah i dont think they know that she intentionally reached out for 4chan

>> No.1535840

>>1535748
I wish I could remember the run I played late last night, I actually won but I was in that funk where you keep drifting off to sleep before forcing yourself back awake for pretty much the entire last floor. I've noticed if I get in a run where I get a card or relic that lets me retain block between turns I'm basically invincible.

>> No.1535843

>>1535748
We know, Beatani. We look forward to seeing you play anything you like!

>> No.1535895

>>1535793
She has a japanese audience, but the ratio is currently like 2 or 3 to 1 on us to them.
They seethe about everything, which is ironic because the ancient tripfags seem to enjoy bear.

>> No.1535976

>>1535895
Also by they, I mean the /jp/ chuuba general posters, I don't think the 2hu posters care. The japanese people in her chat don't seem to care too much.

>> No.1535991

>>1535895
A lot of the "Japanese" audience is more just us pretending to not be EOPs. I think the ratio is closer to 10 to 1.

>> No.1536069

>>1535991
This. She said it herself, nobody in Japan watches indies, they watch Nijisanji or Hololive. There are tens of thousands of chuubas there and the market is saturated. Whereas she can still stand out over here by pandering to us. It's not like she finds that degrading or anything though, if anything she's a huge westaboo.

>> No.1536095

>>1535991
The japanese audience actually increases, when EOPs increase to an extent too despite pleb perceptions. See: Homostars
But I think they just actually give the streamer a chance when they see the numbers already there.

>> No.1536234

We could probably get her to post her viewer location stats here if we really wanted to for whatever reason just to have something to discuss.
If we're lucky she'll have some viewers from Taiwan.

>> No.1536266

>>1535680
after all the gift cards she will receive i dont think she is discouraged at all, i dont think there is need to worry kek

>> No.1536936
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1536936

>>1536234
She's indie and only panders to westerners, so it could just boost her popularity.

>> No.1537055

>bump thread
>still page 9
Did meidos autosage this or something?

>> No.1537078

>>1537055
i always thought the page number was bugged on this board

>> No.1537146

>>1537055
>>1537078
Threads autosage if the OP contains "cute and funny".
It's sometimes used to not clog up the catalogue, or keep tourists out.

>> No.1537171

>>1537055
Any permutation of "Cute and Funny" or "Cunny" in the OP does that, shota used to too but that's gone now.

>> No.1537226

>>1537078
It does sometimes seem like it, but I assumed it was an issue on my end. Weird. I checked the catalog and it's really on 9, though.
>>1537146
>>1537171
Seriously? I guess all I can do is laugh at that. Oh well, I'll just wait till she streams again.

>> No.1537273

>>1537146
>>1537171
nice to know, thanks

>> No.1537299

>>1537226
Its ok, we need a stream for tourists anyways.

>> No.1537414

>>1537146
Did a mod tell anyone about that?

>> No.1537485

Cards are out for delivery. Or at least mine is.

>> No.1537493

>>1537414
it's a feature

>> No.1537887

>>1537485
Can confirm. Cute and funny bear is about to be cute, funny, and rich on Amazon bear.

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1538095

>>1534464
4chan gives her over 1000$

TFW I'm proud of you guys wtf

>> No.1538230

>>1537485
just got an email saying "arriving today"
I hope they don't taste too bad, who knows what those warehouses are like.

>> No.1538246

>>1538095
You type like a newfag

>> No.1538301

>>1537485
Guerrilla stream where she licks each and every card she got soon

>> No.1538368

>>1538301
Considering how last night's thread sounded, that's gonna be one long stream

>> No.1538651

I wonder how Beatani will feel when the dumptruck buries her front door in gift cards

>> No.1538758
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1538758

>>1538246
No it'm just drunk don't worry i've been here since 2006

>> No.1538997

>>1538758
What in tar-fuckin-nation is this image

>> No.1539079

>>1538758
Kek that image
Yep I believe you

>> No.1539134

Bros shes got a video on nnd showing what I believe is her hand
Not to sound like a coomer but goddamn that’s a nice fucking hand, painted nails, pure white skin

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1539300

did one of you fuckers buy her a flux capacitor instead of a gift card

>> No.1539429

>>1539134
That video is on youtube too.

>> No.1539592

>>1539134
i dont believe you haha...

>> No.1539654

>>1539592
>>1539134
nvm its the stones video

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1539737

>>1534464
she appreciate my shitty drawing, retweet and compliment it

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1539844

>>1539737
I wish I could draw, best I can do is shitty meme edits

>> No.1540264

>>1539429
>>1539654
Oh shit never realized it was also on youtube

>> No.1540481

>>1540264
actually i dont know if its that one

>> No.1540530

My gift card is out for delivery. Hope she takes a picture of her jewelry box filled with Amazon gift cards.

>> No.1542420
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>> No.1542455

>>1542420
>handed off directly
Fucking nice

>> No.1542467

>>1542420
Yep, just got the delivery email as well.

>> No.1542473

>>1542420
>some Amazon delivery man got to see your Oshi in person and probably touch her hand when he gave her the gift card
Is there anything more cucked?

>> No.1542500

>>1542473
She's going to lick me (via card) though so it's fine.

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1542586

>>1542473
>tfw pic related is him

>> No.1542602

>>1542420
>>1542467
Did you guys use the free shipping? I paid five bucks for the expedited shipping and mine's still out for delivery... Outrageous!

>> No.1542622
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1542622

>>1542420
same here
feels weird how much of an impression someone can leave on you in a week or so
>>1542602
I paid for expedited

>> No.1542637

>>1542602
Already had nip Amazon prime because I'm a filthy hyper weeb who goes on nearly month-long vacations there from time to time

>> No.1542655

>>1542602
I did the free standard shipping.

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1542734

>>1542655
Forgot my pic

Though as seen with the value and type of card it was one of the one of the first ordered.

>> No.1542802

>>1542586
how can we even compete beacunnybros...

>> No.1542902

Now how likely is it beacunny actually received those herself and it wasn't like her mom, or her sister, or something? Has she confirmed to be living alone? Or is she going to have some awkward explaining to do even though she's 24 years old?

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1542922

>>1542802
Oho, leave him to me. I'm bigger, fatter and uglier than he is.

>> No.1542949

>>1542902
>My overseas clover friends just sent me a bunch of money for white day, isn't that nice?
There, no problem now

>> No.1542972

>>1542622
>feels weird how much of an impression someone can leave on you in a week or so
Yeah, I usually don't do stuff like this, but there's a bit of novelty to it.
Since I barely know her it feels more like sending a telegram than a card.
Maybe we can do this again for her birthday, assuming everything goes well.

>> No.1543009

>>1542902
It’s noon in nipland so I’m assuming she’s at work. If she has a job...
So it could be her mom or something

>> No.1543041

>>1543009
nah it's her
https://twitter.com/beatanichisato/status/1371293637674344448

>> No.1543063

https://twitter.com/beatanichisato/status/1371293637674344448 Sasuga big spender-kun

>> No.1543132

>>1542902
It was probably her sister since Beatani is trapped on the internet.

>> No.1543251

Cute way to end the thread. See you whenever the next stream is. Bea bea.

>> No.1543281

>>1543063
Impressive... I just sent her the 1,000 yen card because I'm a (moderately fiscally responsible) poorfag and $50-100 is more like the kind of money I'd give to my niece for her birthday if she were old enough.

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1543368

Isn't $500 a bit low for a weeks worth of work...

>> No.1543374

Finally mine just shipped. I was starting to worry it wasn't going to work since I just made an account last night. She'll get it tomorrow.

>> No.1543375

I don't wanna out myself in a live thread or on something like twitter but if beatani happens to see this thread before it dies I just wanna say not to worry about my financial state since a rich relative recently sent me a lot of money for no real reason and explicitly told me to spend it on something I enjoyed, so...

>> No.1543389

>>1543368
Probably min. wage

>> No.1543401

>>1543368
depends on your hours and what the cost of living is where you live

>> No.1543464

>>1543368
Depends if it's post or pre-tax.

Post-tax that's about what I make with my 35k/yr salary.

>> No.1543524

>>1543368
that's how much people in chile make a month

>> No.1543569

>>1543524
Cost of living in Tokyo is much, much, much higher than Chile though.

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