/ggg/ - Gawr Gura General

[Anonymous No.]

Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCoSrY_IQQVpmIRZ9Xf-y93g
Twitter: https://twitter.com/gawrgura
Schedule: https://twitter.com/gawrgura/status/1473759008221798402

First original song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WGgEFoI9MhE
STREAM KING: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qNIhngowViI
Myth or Treat: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VupT9JCJaOY
12 Days of Christmas, HoloEN cover: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kPyLnwSXqkA

Merch:
OMOCAT: https://www.omocat-shop.com/collections/omocat-x-hololive-en
Jackbox: https://games.jackbox.tv/artifact/TeeKOGame/af4e9e68d16887117726d6d95555d9f1/
AX: https://otakumode.com/shop/pickup/hololive_AX2021
GROOVE COASTER × GAWR GURA Wireless Earphones: https://www.amiami.com/eng/detail/?gcode=GOODS-04193033

Previous Thread: >>15243251

[Anonymous No.]

I love Gura!<span class="fortune" style="color:#ec7f11">

Your fortune: It's going to be a white Christmas!</span>

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Goop?

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>>15278694
all i want for christmas is tummy window<span class="fortune" style="color:#d001aa">

Your fortune: Feliz Navidad!</span>

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I love Gawr!<span class="fortune" style="color:#53fc2d">

Your fortune: Bah! Humbug.</span>

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Gura cute Gura cute!<span class="fortune" style="color:#2d53fc">

Your fortune: You're standing under the mistletoe!</span>

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>>15278764
She's gonna kiss me bros

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>>15278764
Kiss your fellow shrimp

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>>15278694
A "white" Christmas eh?

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GWOMBUS

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>>15278764
But that’s forbidden love!

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>>15278654
Appropriate end to a Gura Christmas thread

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I really hope Gura Is a having a restful and happy Holiday season with her family

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>>15278726
Tomorrow, maybe for Uno collab. Ina and Mori were the only confirmed names. Not sure who the last one will be.

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>>15279041
Looking forward to it

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>>15279041
I thought Kiara said something too, but I might be wrong there.
>>15279231
I have a good feeling about it, but just know it's not 100% confirmed.

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>>15279041
I wonder if Gura would flex on how great her Christmas was this time?
I mean, I really hope it was good.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zGUHeUOSr4E

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>>15279733
I hope she does, I want to hear her excitement

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I'm in love with Gura!

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>>15279031
same desu

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I'm in love with Gura!<span class="fortune" style="color:#ec7f11">

Your fortune: It's going to be a white Christmas!</span>

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i want to sniff gura's armpits<span class="fortune" style="color:#11ec7f">

Your fortune: Your heart is two sizes too small.</span>

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uCfjf3rvTJY

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>>15280727
goooooowaaaaaa

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Damn
>>>/tv/15278278
>>>/tv/15278471
>>>/tv/15278609

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>>15280727
LET'S GOOOOOOOOOO

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>>15280727
Did she mention this on the members stream? I don't seem to recall if she advertise it or not.

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>>15280727
I really wish she would actually fucking announce this kind of stuff. I really hate that I have to be a literal stalker to follow what the fuck she is doing.

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>>15280894
I don't think so

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>>15280841
You had me confused for a second

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>>15280921
I wonder if she forgot about it with the excitement of her family coming over. This would have been a great surprise to end the Christmas karaoke with

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GAWR GURA OF HOLOLIVE EN NEW COVER

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>>15280988
Yeah, makes sense when you put it like that.

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>>15280988
Does seem like that must have been the plan

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>>15280927
>>15280841

damn
>>15278278
>>>/vt15278471
>>15278609

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This is just a straight up Guerilla cover drop.
I think her intention was probably to do Unarchived Karaoke -> announce this, but then Family appeared so...yea.

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>>15280921
I like stalking Gura and she likes stalking her fans too

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>>15278694
I miss Gura...

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>>15281129
maybe she'll stream afterwards if family is gone at this point?

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>>15280921
I agree I hate needing to dedicate my life to trying to figure out what the fuck she is doing and if I look away for 10 mins than I miss something important.

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>>15278809
T. eamate

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>>15280727
HOLY SHIT TWO COVERS IN ONE DAY

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>>15281162
AHAHAHAHA
No.
She'll stream tomorrow at the soonest.

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>>15281059
It's been a while since I crossed linked threads...
I did it again.

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Damn this loading screen .. this is going to be good

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>>15281236
What else did I miss?

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>>15281162
who leaves the night of Christmas while visiting family? we probably aren't getting a stream until Monday

and that's just fine

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MERRY CHRISTMAS CHUM FUCKS

two presents

TWO

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Look at that whopping 3k people here for a massive event like a Gura song cover....
Gura please at least tweet your shit if you arent gonna tell anyone about anything.

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Wait what?
I LOVE GURA

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>>15281306
Ame released a song cover

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THATS THE STUFF!

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another one down the drain

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I'm excited bros. You think she's watching this with her family now?

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Cute!

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>>15281334
5k

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GO GURA GO

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I really like it so far!

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>>15281370
No she probably forgot it was even gonna premier since she was likely gonna talk about it on stream.

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gura... your eye...

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>song of bell
engrish lyrics

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>>15281334
>>15281389
6k...

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I'M DYING FUCKING HELP ME

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Aahhhhh I gotta... I gotta... PPPOOOOOOOPPPP!!

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>>15281448

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this kind of shameless shilling on Christmas of all days
for shame

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ITS CUTE!!!!

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She's probably watching the premiere with her parents... ;_;

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I know it's a cover but these are such ESL tier lyrics

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>>15281491
>take me
Yes ma'am

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>>15281457
to think at least 3k people missed the start of the song....

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WHAT THE FUCK?! A COVER?!

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>>15281502
I hope Gura ends up in Blue Archive so she can shoot my enemies.

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>I'm always with Gura

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>>15281502
tis the season my chummie

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>sponsored stream
>a fucking cover song
... what are the chances Gura will make it into the game? I have enough for a spark.

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I liked it

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She still gave us a gift on Christmas

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oh yeah

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>shilling on Christmas
OY VEY!!!

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Well I'm glad I decided to put down my Switch or I'd have missed that. THANKS GURA!

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>>15281518
>I wish for an English Gura song
And so, a finger curls on the monkey paw

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Truly a blessed gift<span class="fortune" style="color:#ec117e">

Your fortune: Happy Kwanzaa!</span>

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Time to play this on repeat<span class="fortune" style="color:#532dfc">

Your fortune: Blessed Yule!</span>

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>>15281606
What gun are they gonna give her?

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>>15281676
my love gun

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>>15281652

underated post

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>>15281676
Probably an AK or a P90

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It was cute and a nice little Christmas surprise. I hope she got to watch it premiere with her family

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The lyrics were messy but Gura sounded so cute, I’ll definitely listen again

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>>15281334
That's her manager job actually, She's literally on holiday...

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>>15281343
Oh, thank God, I thought it was something actually important.

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>>15281676

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>>15281738
I think she just really didnt give a shit about a sponsored song cover.

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>>15281729
It's a nip song, they never translate well

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>>15281676
One that goes BRAAPBAAAPBRRAAAPPPPBABABAP

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I had no idea that was premiering. If I had not clicked on a random YouTube video and saw the notification I would have missed it. Did she say anything in chat?

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fuck off faggot im gonna be the last chumbud

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>>15281676
raygun

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I WILL NOT PLAY THE GACHA, I WILL JERK OFF TO THE CUNNY<span class="fortune" style="color:#7fec11">

Your fortune: You're on the nice list!</span>

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>>15281676
so Hatsune Miku is in the game and has no gun. My best guess is that she would be an artillery type support and would throw her trident

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FUCK I WENT TO PLAY VIDEOGAMES INSTEAD OF SQUATTING ON VT FOR 30 MINUTES AND I MISSED A PREMIER

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>>15281770
Nope, today was supposedly singing stream, it will be announced after that stream but it was cancelled

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>>15281738
For once I actually think this was her managers doing tonight. It was a sponsored song and with Gura taking the night off to chill with family her manager was probably the one that made the premiere public and turned supers off.

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>>15281785
nyo

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>>15281794
>that post
>that fortune
based

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>>15281786
look what you did, now all these other buds are back

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>>15281837
I know..... she just didnt care enough to announce it another way. Which is based as fuck.
Shill shit deserves to have as little of Gura's care and passion as possible.

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>>15281786
fight me bitch

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>>15281889
it's still her manager fault

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lol and I just now get the notification for it

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>>15281847
fug

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Well, this explains why she said she learned how to say Happy New year's in Korean the other day. She probably recorded this earlier in the week.

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>>15281894
Me jumping off a rock in the background while I wait for Gura to come back

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>>15281889
Gura’s voice is so heavenly that even shill songs sound nice

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First solo cover is a shill song on Christmas Day, something about that makes me sad. Kind of glad that management pushed it out with no warning, probably another hands to the temples moment for her.

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>>15281794
Blessed

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>>15281894
Me somewhere on the back.

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SHE JUST WANTS YOU TO HAVE A GOOD CHRISTMAS DAMMIT!

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>US Shark
>so many Taiwanese Shrimps
>also JP buds and fembuds
>now Korean buds

explain this from international diplomatic perspective chumbuds

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>>15281894
Me chilling in the background

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>>15282057
AND I DID, THANKS GURA!

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>>15281502
I'm enjoying it though

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>>15282057
YES I DID THANKS GURA I DIDNT EVEN CELEBRATE CHRISTMAS THOUGH

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>>15282057
if that were true she'd be here with us tho

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>>15282058
Shark cunny

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>>15281993
I 100% agree but no matter what I will shit on shill content because it is not really content that my shark wife can express herself in.

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>>15282019
To be fair it's Dec 26 in Japan. Japs don't care what day it time it is outside of Japan, even Nintendo doesn't understand timezones. Pretty par for the course for jap business.

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>>15282058
Her cuteness transcends borders

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>>15282057
I HAD A GREAT DAY WITH FAMILY AND SO DID SHE. THIS HAS BEEN A VERY GOOD CHRISTMAS

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>>15282125
She literally just said we're always with her bud were you listening

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>>15282058
cute and funny transcends language and culture

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>>15281776

What about the one calli did, Roki?

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>>15282125
Her family is more important to her than we are, as it should be.

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>>15282058
Perhaps the cute and funny shark will bring world peace??!

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>mogs hololive
>mogs other Jp talent
>mogs VShojo
>mogs her genmates
>now mogs a profesional korean singer
WHO CAN DEFAET HER
SHE IS UNSTOPPABLE

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>>15282058
Shark Girl is creating an alliance to contain communism

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>>15280988
>>15281129
It was probably this. It's a cover anyway so not like it needed any announcement ahead anyway, people acting like they missed a stream.

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>>15282138
True, but it does give her the big bucks that help give her the freedom to be expressive in her other stuff, so it still serves a purpose.

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>>15280727
what the fuck, why didn't anyone tell me about this

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>>15282175
cope
>>15282216
>come spend christmas with me!
>jk it's cancelled lol
could've handled it better

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even if it was sponsored i enjoyed the song because gura sang it.
i can't wait for her next original song!<span class="fortune" style="color:#aa01d0">

Your fortune: Happy Festivus!</span>

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is Jenma gonna get in trouble?

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>>15282210
You almost always end up having to rewrite the song for english, unless the song was written in english first, then translated, which is a thing that happens. Sometimes you get the bare minimum translation efforts, like it seems we got with this, Mori's obviously had more effort put into it.

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>>15282057
WHY DOES EVERYONE HAVE TO OVERTHINK THESE THINGS?

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>>15282286
What other stuff?

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>>15282058
>fembuds
tits were never provided

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>>15282342
Chill out and chew on some minty dental floss bro

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gura's fake processed voice is cringe

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>>15282313
how else could she have handled it? it's not like she knew they were coming ahead of time.

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>>15282342
This is a shill song. You can love Gura and like the song and appreciate the gift while accepting this.

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Just came by to say I liked it now I fuck off until Gura streams again because this place still probably has schizos on Christmas

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>>15281894
me with the camera

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That song sucked. Not Gura but the actual song, it's terrible. It's not catchy and the lyrics are all over the place. Did nips write the EN lyrics?

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>has the biggest sponsored stream of the game
>Cover song
>Global server pretty much made for EOPs
Yep they are putting Gura in this game

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>>15282556
i'm pretty sure it was koreans.

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>>15282559
>Gura is getting censored
NOOOOOOOO

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>>15282369
cope
https://files.catbox.moe/zstujm.mp4

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>>15282559
If they do I will play the game and spend as much money as necessary to get Gura

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>>15282542
schizos didn't celebrate christmas anon

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>>15282624
so? tits or gtfo

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i hope goop goop isn't mad at me

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>>15282664
Goop goop loves you anon

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>>15282624
That was such a good stream.

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>>15282624
Gura loves me

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>>15282664
why would she be

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What a surprise cover. I bet this was what she would've announced if the karaoke happened. Let's see how ggg is...
My god. You guys are never happy. It's the sentiment that counts. Not the reason for it. Blue Archive stream was over 11 days ago. Did they really have time to push Arona drawing on her when they ddin't know she was going to squee when she appeared?

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>>15282624
Gura's immediate regret doesn't bode well for the ASMR promise.

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>>15282821
>Let's see how ggg is...
aw fuck off, drama queen

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>>15282624
my name is Anonymous Chumbud, but it's pronounced lily hooper so she was actually talking about me

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It's great that she probably didn't have pay to for this

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>>15282835
>Gura
>promise
>see you tomorrow
see you tomorrow
>see you tomorrow
see you tomorrow
>see you tomorrow
see you tomorrow
>see you tomorrow
see you tomorrow
>see you tomorrow
see you tomorrow
>see you tomorrow
see you tomorrow

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Gura play more cunny archive pls

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https://twitter.com/gawrgura/status/1474957332861919234

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Cute!
https://twitter.com/gawrgura/status/1474957332861919234
https://twitter.com/gawrgura/status/1474957332861919234

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>>15282057
Sorry but a "good Christmas" for me would have been spending as much time as possible chatting with Gura. I spent Christmas alone instead. I'm happy she's happy, but it doesn't mean I enjoyed this year's Christmas.

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>>15282835
Well, maybe she'll just avoid putting things in her mouth and making sucking noises kek

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YOOOOOOOOOOO CHRISTMAS GIFT

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>>15282930
>>15282925
that just feels more cucked

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>>15282930
>>15282925
>>15282938
I LOVE YOU GURA
UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

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>>15282918
>never mentions the majority of the time we do see her tomorrow when she says this

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>>15282835
her immediate regret was because she knew chat wasn't gonna shut up about it for at least the next ten minutes

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>>15282936
you're gon be called mean words for this post

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>>15282663
The best you get is my chumbuddy tag thats on my giant 7'9" shark
>>15282900
Post some art then and we will find out.

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>>15282938
She’s still as lovey as she was last stream ughh it’s literally a christmas miracle i’m glad she’s embracing the love

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>>15282994
Gura doesn't hate chat as much as you think she does.

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>>15282736
i hope
>>15282791
i cried

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>>15282978
Why? I think you're just a perpetual cuck in your own mind, you need to get rid of this digshit mindset.

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>>15282936
go hug someone anon...

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>>15283051
no tits = no fembuds, gtfo

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>>15282994
Yup, the guraMM spam at anything remotely innuendo or sexual is pretty old and tiring

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>>15282925
>>15282930

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>>15282994
>>15283117
I popped my cherry

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irys btfo lmao

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>>15283055
didn't say it was a bad thing

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>>15283070
>he trusts women

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For some reason hololizer hasn't added the cover to her page. Guess they are added manually and the one who creates the entry never knew about the new video, until now that she tweeted about it.

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>>15283070
Anon, he's a cuckfag, he loves to create cuck rrats to jack off on a daily basis

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>>15283117
Someone posted that they blocked GuraMM spammers. I suggest you do that.

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>>15283177
What did she say, i wasn't paying attention.

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>>15283251
it would be pure autism to block every single person that makes a reddit joke in chat

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I'm glad to see Gura's chat tulpa is progressing since the first time she mentioned it.

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>>15280727
Listening to this makes me want to go out and get a girlfriend, I feel pain hearing her voice

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>>15282624
jeebus this dork was so high on loving us she was doing dumb adorable shit like this without thinking about the consequences

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>>15283335
>go out and get a girlfriend
don't forget your kit!

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The valley girl infects hololive more day by day

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>>15283327
Do you want a readable chat or don't you?

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>>15280727

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>>15282930
>>15282938
>Premiered 39 minutes ago
What the fuck Gura

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>>15283411
i don't watch gura for the chat

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>>15283431
Then hide chat and shut the fuck up about it.

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>>15283355
To be fair she already implied she would marry the same person once so.... I think she just likes having a fembud who actually drops a few dollars here and there and doesnt send super cringe messages.

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>>15283413
She's busy! with me

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>>15283483
Tits or gtfo.

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>>15283473
you're worse than redditors jeez tediously blocking everyone that says something that annoys you slightly in a livestream chat

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>>15283388
Whats the thin on the bottom right?

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>>15283532
im not a female and not l**y and my man tits arent very nice since I lost a bunch of weight the last couple years.

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>>15282624
TECHNICALLY wish this cover, she did see us tomorrow.

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>>15281502
>shameless shilling on Christmas of all days
You now realize that 98% of artists that make anime Christmas art lock the high res and or lewd versions behind a paywall. Again this is Christmas the holiday about giving whose art that they are locking behind a paywall. They even have the audacity to spin it as you being being "giving" if you become their Patreon this season to get the holiday themed fanart of a character they didn't even create.

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>>15283631
Anon.... you didnt click the video did you?

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>>15283617
Might be some signal scrambler

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Gura subtly giving fembuds preferential treatment is seriously hot.

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>>15283620
i'm sorry for your loss
>>15283617
radio scrambler

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>>15283740
>>15283778
ok I need to get one of those then

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>>15283765
why is my oshi so gay....

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>>15283668
People are framing the shill cover as a gift too, so what's your point?

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>>15283765
>fembuds
>>15283116

>>15283827
FCC going to rip you a new one

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>>15283707
SHE SAID MERRY CHRISTMAS ON CHRISTMAS SO IT COUNTS, JUST LET ME GET A FEW MORE PUFFS IN

PLEASE

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>>15283631
prerecorded
>>15283878
no hopium, she had fun with family, you were alone. simple as

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>>15280727
The oh nyo on the ukulele is just so good

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>>15283945
I also had fun with family. Stop projecting.

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Dammit I love her

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>>15283974

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Goodnight chumbuds. I hope you all had a Merry Christmas. Shark dreams!

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>>15283968
If she makes oh nyo stickers that is going to be the first merch I order. Assuming she doesn't make her personal smell.

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>>15284109
>not making your own

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>>15284109
Just don't get it from geekjack

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>>15281502
Christmas like most holidays have lost their original intention and have become a capitalist cash grab encouraged by the global corpocracy.

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>>15283945
>no hopium, she had fun with family, you were alone. simple as

Oh nyo, I wasn't alone today anon. I was with family. We had tamales we made yesterday for breastfast (literally everyone forgot to get sourcream) and we had a roast for dinner today.

We also had tres leches cake it was store-bought so it was a little dry, to be honest, but eating it with family was still fun. Mom, sister, grandma and my uncle are all headed home tonight and now I'm enjoying a chaotic MK8 stream with calli

Merry Christmas<span class="fortune" style="color:#fc532d">

Your fortune: Merry Christmas!</span>

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>>15284165
One day they'll ship my birthday merch...

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>>15284228
>>15284016

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>>15284228
based spicbud

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>>15284109
>her personal smell

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>>15283838
I'm saying that there are far scummier things then a sponsored song cover.

[Anonymous No.]

>forced song cover from shilling Blue Archive

FUCK MANAGEMENT

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>>15283878
You still didnt watch the video did you?

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>>15284341
None of what you said is scummy? 99% of the time the free art is better than the diffs anyway.

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ON THE FIRST DAY OF CHRISTMAS MY LOVE PRESENTED ME
A TOTALLY INSUFFICIENT GACHA COVER SONG!

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>>15283668
What's wrong with wanting to get paid for your effort?

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>>15284445
Do the twelve days of christmas start on christmas day?

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We know now that Gura was working on 3 songs at least this past weeks and people will still call her lazy

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>>15284499
yes.

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>>15284373
wtf management is based?

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>>15284228
based but this isn't your blog faggot

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>>15284520
Anon.... it takes her literally an hour or two at most to record a song.

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>>15283668
No one tell this guy about Comiket or other markets. He'll puke blood at how scummy it is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15280727
>show cute loli
>and then immediately after, show Gura looking like a child predator
What did they mean by this?

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>>15282624
Jesus. That hum/buzz everytime the mic picks up a noise. This happened in the spring, it went away and now it's back. Stop fucking with your Mic or settings Gura!! Why does she do this!

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>>15284604
is this supposed to look like instagram?

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>>15284579
I'm gonna puke because I was stress-eating since Gura cancelled yesterday and I've probably put 5 pounds on already!

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>>15284557

>not practicing your blog posting for when Gura has her post-Christmas stream where she asks the chumbuds what THEY di for Christmas, similar to Ina this morning

bro...we're gonna make it together.

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>>15283765
It's not fair.

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>>15284565
You actually believe this lmao

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>>15284662
>reddit spacing
>...
Go back.

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>>15284626
Its probably due to her terrible fucking setup which I imagine is tangled wires and cord chains. I cant even pretend to think she has a 1/2 competent setup for streaming.

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>>15284703
>You actually believe this lmao
They are Gura's words and I believe Gura. Maybe watch streams next time faggot shit poster.

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>>15284427
>Half the images at a quarter of the size of the originals as well as occasional having jpeg artifacts.
>99% of the time the free art is better than the diffs anyway.
What did Anon mean by this?

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>>15284717
her mic connection is balanced all the way to the ADC. it's not that. it's probably case fan noise.

[Anonymous No.]

So does gura like women now?

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>>15284769
You actually don't remember. Too funny.

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>>15284844
>now

[Anonymous No.]

OH NO! I HATE SHILLING!! CORPO BAD EVEN THOUGH IM USING CORPO SHIT TO SEND THIS MESSAGE RIGHT NOW

[Anonymous No.]

>>15284844
she has always liked women

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1fnRvhgblfk

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>>15284797
Wrong. Her PC is far away from her. She moved it in the spring cuz that's what she and other people thought it was. Guess what? It still didn't fix it. She finally acknowledged it was still happening and she messed with the mic and settings and fixed it. It's not the fan.

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>>15284788
>wanting images that are too big to post here
>giving a shit about jpeg artifacts
You trained yourself to notice flaws, and now you see them everywhere. No one to blame but yourself.

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>>15285007
didn't she mention changing desks since then, though?

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This song just makes me feel really hollow inside, her singing has always been something kinda special, the karaoke streams are what really made me fall in love with Gura. It's one thing her doing stuff for a game she actually likes, I was really happy for her when she was in Groove Coaster because it's a decent game in a genre she loves, but Blue Archive is a shit-tier gambling game with awful 2/5 reviews, so literally the only motivation for making this song is money, she managed to trick enough of her fans into getting the game after the first shill stream that they decided to drop another load of cash so she'd sell her voice to promote an absolute garbage gambling game. Fuck everything.

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>>15285090
She has a wooden desk now yes. Also when she almost teased us with the feet on the computer again she decided not to because she didn’t want to knock it over

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>>15284565
It takes more work than that to deliver a song

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>>15285289
i'm sure this was part of the original sponsorship arrangement.

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>>15284890
Not against shilling in general, but it's sad that her only solo cover is a shill song when fans have been waiting for one for so long. People calling it a gift when she signed a contract to do it are delusional.

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>>15285289
Welcome to working for a corporation. Never forget that we are customers.

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>>15285289
This literally would have been arranged before the shill stream dumbchama.

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>>15285312
oh thank god. I was thinking she didn't want to tease us. I like this explanation more

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>>15285289
>she managed to trick enough of her fans into getting the game after the first shill stream
You really think so, all it showed was how shit it was besides the cute character designs.

[Anonymous No.]

Behold Gura's incredible artwork

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>>15285289
Fantastic, it's great to see her doing well.

What is the problem?

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>>15285356
I am satisfied with my purchase.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15285325
For you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15284688
to be fair we're the same way

[Anonymous No.]

>>15285378
Looks tasty

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>>15285378
What the hell are the eyes made of?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15285378
Based Gura.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm gonna do it, I'm gonna fill her with my wish

[Anonymous No.]

Goodnight homosexuals, dream of death and despair and the inevitable collapse of society. Our oshi is dead and we cannot save her

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>>15285373
there's no way you think people download gachas for the gameplay

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>>15285378
looks pretty edible, would eat

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>>15285380
Problem is her shilling stuff she knows is garbage to her fans for money. I have no problem with sponsorships, but there should at least be an attempt to pretend the shit you're shilling is stuff you actually think is good. She's shilling a shit-tier gambling game to her fans on Christmas.

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>cute song with cute MV drops
>thread is just a misery parade
Hello yes where can fans of Gawr Gura discuss her? Global?

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>>15285488
>inevitable collapse of society
God I wish.

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>>15285489
At least more than the shitty VN they had going

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>>15285519
>people think she gets to chooses
She works for Cover and they tell her what to do. She isnt unpopular enough like Ame who can choose if she wants to do these or now.

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>>15285519
I dunno she seemed to like the cunny

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>>15285527
yes nigger now go

[Anonymous No.]

So this $ong gets an MV but Reflect doesn't? I suppose that proves lots and lots of money is a better motivator for Gura than passion/caring about fans

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>>15285394
No. This is the case for anybody professionally making music. Recording raw vocals is just one step in a long process.

[Anonymous No.]

I know you're having some really boring argument but I find it really important to say that I would give my right kidney (the good one) just to smell Gura's bathroom

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>>15285519
Shut up larperkun

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>>15279733
>I was thinking of coping with Minecraft again...
ENTER FAMILY

[Anonymous No.]

>>15285576
or not*

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>>15285594
This song is exactly why she didn't want to release the Reflect MV until after christmas

[Anonymous No.]

>>15285606
What's wrong with your left kidney?

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>>15285549
You overestimate gacha fans. That shitty VN is good to them.

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>>15285657
Hes probably got the stones

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>>15285594
Reflect has an MV, you’re not even a threadreader at this point

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>>15285594
Anon you think the sponsored song didn't also have the MV sponsored? What kind of question is this?

[Anonymous No.]

koreanbuds won

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>>15285578
>I dunno she seemed to like the cunny

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>>15285594
why did you type song like that

[Anonymous No.]

Im reading the yt comments. Koreans are correcting Guras 'mollo'. Whoever thought her that and no second opinion?

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>>15285687
I guess I do, I'll never understand. Nier is one of all-time favorite games and even that couldn't pull me into their gacha nonsense.

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>>15285838
There’s quite a stark difference to how she reacted over the little blue cunny girl and some shit like Scarlet Nexus

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>>15285838
(You) are not even trying to pretend

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>>15285903
it's easy to go "OMG SO CUUUUUTE" for 2 hours

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>>15285549
>cute characters with full voice acting and lots of ecchi scenes
It's not hard to see why people would like that.

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>>15284479
>>15284579
I'm talking about Christmas specifically you idiots. While I don't like them chargeing for non commisioned fanart I think it's reasonable they want to be paid for thier work. The part I'm not okay with is them making themed art of a holiday about giving and releasing a watered down sample to the public while the full version is locked behind a paywall. They're basically spiting on the spirit of the holiday itself at that point.

Also on the subject of Comiket the stuff there is dirt cheap most of the time. It's mostly just enough to make back the cost of printing all the paper which I find to be pretty admirable actually.

>>15285075
>wanting images that are too big to post here
Anon most of the payed images I'm talking about are around 2-3 mb and 2k X 2k pixels. almost no one makes those huge 10-20 mb ones.
>giving a shit about jpeg artifacts
>You trained yourself to notice flaws, and now you see them everywhere.
Kinda hard not to notice them when your imageviewer is set to fit image to screen with a 500 X 500 twitter jpeg.

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>>15285778
>Anon you think the sponsored song didn't also have the MV sponsored?
That's exactly what I'm saying, only time we get an MV is when she gets paid for it, she won't commission one herself out of passion for her art

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>>15286011
i'm not trying to be hostile, but i am kind of puzzled. why are you guys so into music videos?

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>>15286011
>Bait poster doesn't even read threads
for shame

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I genuinely feel like I just died in an alternate universe, I woke up from an incredibly deep sleep and a vivid-ass dream involving me fighting to stay in it as long as possible and Put One Foot In Front Of The Other from Santa Claus Is Comin To Town. I fully expected it to be next morning but it was less than 40 minutes since I supposedly fell asleep, and my memory of the last few hours has been erased entirely. Listening to Gura's cover song in this astronomically fucked up state first thing after waking was an experience<span class="fortune" style="color:#532dfc">

Your fortune: Blessed Yule!</span>

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>>15285761
>Reflect has an MV
Fanmade? How is that relevant?

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>>15282058

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>>15286011
>He lacks critical information.

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>>15286065
Why aren't you? They're fun.

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>>15286011
There literally already is a reflect mv, it just hasn't been released yet.

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>>15286092
they just don't do anything for me. i tend to look away from the screen immediately when playing a song on youtube and then find out about what the music video looked like later when people are posting about it here.

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>>15286108
wait so you actually believe that? lmfao

[Anonymous No.]

That was a cute song I like it

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>>15286081
I think I read this one

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>>15286082
Are you poor or something? She explicitly said in the very last stream she did that the Reflect MV is 100% done and ready to drop. She was probably waiting to get this other song out of the way so she’ll be dropping it soon

[Anonymous No.]

IRyS confirmed that she's going to play Terraria with Fauna next year, and that she's looking for more people and that she knows Gura plays Terraria.
Your move, doubters.

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>>15286082
Try to read the thread when shitposting next time

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>>15286082
nobody tell this faggot anything this is hilarious

[Anonymous No.]

There are going to be some posts tomorrow pissed that Gura premiered a song and didn't take the day off like she implied she was going to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15286082
No, actual offial MV, Gura is just holding on ti it to release at opportune moment.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15286162
Yo how did you get that picture of me sitting in bed right now? You in my walls or summ?

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>>15286188
terraria is boring

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>>15286090
dont tell her she paid LAM mama for a fucking king cover

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>>15286199
And they will be laughed at because it was clearly handled by management.

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>>15286229
>opportune moment
so 6 months ago?

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>>15286188
>Gura said she wants to play Terraria with IRyS
>IRyS said she wants to play Terraria with Gura
It's going to take them 2 weeks minimum to schedule the collab.

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>>15286249
So is minecraft but that doesn't stop me from enjoying Gura playing it

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>>15286281
MVs for songs come out all the time after they originally release. It’ll be fine coming out in a week or two

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>>15286188
based IRyS getting the Terraria collab ball rolling.

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>>15285987
>I'm talking about Christmas specifically you idiots. While I don't like them chargeing for non commisioned fanart I think it's reasonable they want to be paid for thier work. The part I'm not okay with is them making themed art of a holiday about giving and releasing a watered down sample to the public while the full version is locked behind a paywall. They're basically spiting on the spirit of the holiday itself at that point.

Again, why should people do for free what they can instead get paid to do, especially around the holiday season?

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>>15286331
Be sad when it doesn't even hit 1m

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>>15286237
No, you're dreaming right now. You have to wake up.

[Anonymous No.]

>Gura finally releases a new song
>It sounds AMAZING
>>>It's an OST cover for Blue Archive
I guess the shilling was worth it, but I hope she eventually puts out another original.

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>>15286168
if a retarded SEAnigger schizo doesn't even have the brainpower to read the threads he shits up habitually, don't even give them the satisfaction of being proven wrong

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my understanding is that covers are expensive to pay out of pocket, if she gets to make one and someone else is footing the bill, who cares?

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>>15286313
yeah but streams are better when the game is fun to watch/is interesting

plus i think gura even said she didn't really like terraria

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>>15286168
It's been done for months. She isn't waiting for Q, it's something else.

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>>15284604
>Instagram
Shion.. Don't look

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>>15286401
Probably won't see it until sometime after the [Q] song.

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>>15286499

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>>15286391
>It sounds AMAZING
link? the one she posted on twitter links to some generic, overproduced trash

[Anonymous No.]

>>15286499
shion likes it now

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>>15284604
>>and then immediately after, show Gura looking like a child predator


more like predator child.

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>>15286454
>plus i think gura even said she didn't really like terraria
Bro...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mg_5TOJJODQ&t=9365s

[Anonymous No.]

>>15286441
If only she had fans that donate money to her

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>>15286637

>immediately calling out fake fans

nice

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>>15286727
fuck off reddit

[Anonymous No.]

>>15286836
fuck off fake fan

[Anonymous No.]

Man fuck this sponsorship BS, I'm not renewing my membership, she's really trying to speedrun this vtuber shit and cash out ASAP isn't she

[Anonymous No.]

>>15286897
You say this every thread, you never had a membership

[Anonymous No.]

>>15286637
damn guess i was wrong<span class="fortune" style="color:#117eec">

Your fortune: The poster above you has been very very naughty!</span>

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>>15286897
yep, she hates you anon. time to find a new hobby
we'll follow you in a little bit

[Anonymous No.]

>>15286872
>immediately calling out fake fans
nice

[Anonymous No.]

>this cover
Oh god Gura!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15286897
you don't have a membership

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>>15286979
nice

[Anonymous No.]

Gura obviously likes gachas. She mentioned playing them on her own before and collecting all the different versions of characters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15286897
Yeah just like every single other Hololive member who has been doing it for years. Guess you should watch Vsho- no wait they do sponsorships. Maybe Niji- nah them too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15287024
>Gura obviously likes gachas
fucking retard

[Anonymous No.]

he's seething

[Anonymous No.]

>>15286897
This might be the most retarded post in this thread, and that's quite a feat. Here's a free (You).

[Anonymous No.]

>>15287024
>Gura obviously likes gachas
Nigga you retarded.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15287024
Those mentions were during shill streams, retard. She has passing familiarity with non-rhythm gachas at best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15286727
>>15286872
how am i a "fake fan" for not remembering one insignificant detail from a week-old stream?

[Anonymous No.]

shark love

[Anonymous No.]

>>15287060
Keep coping, retardchama, she accepted a bunch of gacha sponsorships because she likes games like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15287085
Rhythm gachas have actual gameplay and people do like them for that reason. I don't doubt at all Gura has played them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15286968
>>15286974
>>15287023
Stop replying to low effort baits, if you have free (you)s give them to me cause I am cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>15287137
i feel like gura liking terraria is actually a pretty significant detail if you're arguing that she doesn't

[Anonymous No.]

>>15286358
>especially around the holiday season?
Here maybe an example will help.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A_Christmas_Carol
Basically all these poor starving artists are acting like Scrooge. When they should be acting like bob. Seeing their rampant greed on Christmas of all days sure makes me want to donate to them.

[Anonymous No.]

i don't have a problem with gacha games categorically, and i'm confident that her sponsorship contract was arranged before the censorship scandal, so it's hard for me to find any reason to be disappointed in her for fulfilling the terms of the contract.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15287148
Sorry bud but she already said yes to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15286968
>>15287023
>you don't have membership
not anymore lmao
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCoSrY_IQQVpmIRZ9Xf-y93g/community?lc=UgxqKFOk_1nkVFmTMrB4AaABAg&lb=UgkxNl_wPVa_kRwCt7rD0_PQiBi7Ad-3trK6

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>>15287044
doing sponsorships is not the same as whoring out your singing voice for cash, and if you actually give a shit about your fans you can be a bit discerning about who you shill for, Gura could get sponsorships from anyone, she's the biggest vtuber in the world, but she does Blue Origin because it's an absolute trash gambling game that nobody wants to shill, and therefore they pay the most money

[Anonymous No.]

>>15287176
This is true, here (You) go.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15287152
>she accepted a bunch of gacha sponsorships because she likes games like that
i'll say it again, fucking retard. she accepted them because they pay the most.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15287178
that's why i literally said "i think" moron

[Anonymous No.]

>>15286637
Timestamp?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15287256
well stop thinking because you're bad at it

[Anonymous No.]

>>15287137
>plus i think gura even said she didn't really like terraria
Maybe you're not a fake fan but you're a retard to make up shit that you don't remember.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15287188
Didn't Scrooge complain about people wasting money on Christmas?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15287221
They pay Cover who Gura works for. Stop your low effort trolling at this point

[Anonymous No.]

>>15287188

all I see is a me me me, gimme gimme gimme being unconcerned with anyone but themselves and feels they are entitled to everything that someone else makes.

you are far more selfish than the artist who wants to be paid for their work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15280727
wtf? I come back from christmas dinner and suddenly a solo cover?? holy shit..
I guess this was part of the blue archive sponsorship

[Anonymous No.]

>>15287358
You really think Gura doesn't have the autonomy to decide which sponsorships she accepts or not?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15287349
BAH CHUMBUG

[Anonymous No.]

>>15287347
>getting one detail wrong = making up shit
the gura not liking terraria thing wasn't even my main point but whatever

[Anonymous No.]

>>15281606
dating gura in blue archive and getting a lewd live2D scene with her in it..

[Anonymous No.]

>>15287402
nyes

[Anonymous No.]

>>15287402
Some of them absolutely are forced by Cover, yes. I don't care enough to speculate which.

[Anonymous No.]

can you guys like my comment please?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15287402
Probably some yeah. All I know is if it was a paid for song for a product he liked I doubt he would consider it “whoring” out her voice despite there being no difference.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15287433
making up one detail = making up shit
yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>15287308
it links you to the time anon.. 2:36:05

[Anonymous No.]

>>15282058
If only we can find a way to get rid of the Indogs, Viets, and Thais that watch her

[Anonymous No.]

>>15287253
lmao, you're so full of shit. She obviously enjoyed playing the gacha games compared to Scarlet Nexus. It's because she likes gacha games.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15287502
>Not a member
Kill yourself faggot

[Anonymous No.]

>>15287476
>animation of gura lifting her hoodie and pulling down her underwear, revealing only her tiny butthole
"i...i know you like my butt...so..."

[Anonymous No.]

>>15287533
what did i make up

[Anonymous No.]

>>15287569

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>>15287517
do you think he was here for the priconne karaoke?

[Anonymous No.]

Do you schizos ever take a break?
It's probably still Christmas for most of you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15282835
im still not expecting ASMR unless I see it on a schedule

[Anonymous No.]

>>15287614
Christmas with Gura was supposed to be my break

[Anonymous No.]

>>15287596
Gura sang Reine's song during that. Gureine is real.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15287382
Even big corpos donate to charity once in awhile but I suppose that's too much to ask for from artists that are making hundreds of dollars off of other peoples characters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15283413
She probably forgot it was even happening rumao

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>>15287517
>if it was a paid for song for a product he liked
Actually I don't give a shit about if I like the games she shills or not, I hate rhythm games and will never play Groove Coaster, but I know Gura loves them so it was great to see her in one, and one that people who like that genre seem to enjoy. I hate gacha too, but Blue Archive seems to be an especially awful one that nobody likes, unless they are paid to pretend to, like Gura.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15287596
No I doubt it. This seems like the same type deal as that or the pricunny song Mori had to do. Not a big deal at all and the song isn’t half bad, personally speaking

[Anonymous No.]

>>15287640
If ASMR used to be 0.1% chance, now it's like 1%. That's not nothing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15287476
Do they have those? I love gachas! Please put Gura in the game and have her say my name!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15287188
>scrooge...grudgingly allows his overworked, underpaid clerk, Bob Cratchit, Christmas Day off with pay to conform to the social custom.

>Basically all these poor starving artists are acting like Scrooge.

or

you're acting like scrooge, refusing to pay the artist what they deserve because you feel entitled to their art

[Anonymous No.]

>>15287502
>a blue archive player
they exist???

[Anonymous No.]

>>15287687

bills need to be paid anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>15287665
Well I'm sorry about that bud. I hope you feel better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15287701
Blue archive is kinda fun to play though

[Anonymous No.]

>>15283765
Honestly as a guy, I really really hope she's lesbian or at least prefers women.
I can deal with her marrying a dyke since that's hot, and it would mean I didn't have much of a chance in the first place, but if it's a guy I'd just be thinking it could've been me..

[Anonymous No.]

>>15287701
she loves the in-game cunny though, and that's the point of a gacha game anyway

[Anonymous No.]

>>15287786
There's gameplay?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15287786
>Blue archive is kinda fun to play though
if gura gets $40-60k to pretend to like it, how much do you get?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15287798
That you made this post makes it 100% certain that it could never be you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15287806
you really are the ideal consoomer arent you

[Anonymous No.]

>>15287819
Yep
>>15287837
$0.00

[Anonymous No.]

>Gura gets in to Blue Archive
>She's censored on the global server

[Anonymous No.]

>>15287932
>he does it for free

[Anonymous No.]

Honestly mystifying that people don't understand why Blue Archive is popular. Gura showcased its appeal very well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15287798
Fuck off. You only feel that way because you're naive and still think there's a chance if its a girl. You either go all out or find someone else.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15287798
it is me

[Anonymous No.]

>>15287974
>why Blue Archive is popular
popular how? all the ratings are dogshit

[Anonymous No.]

>>15285594
threadreader, clipwatcher, SEAmonkey nigger.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15287798
I respect this unicorn.
>>15287978
I spit on on this cuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15287869
that's right, if gura shills it then i'll buy it, especially if it's cunny

[Anonymous No.]

>>15287798
I don't like it. Constantly being gay just reminds me of the other shark, Artemis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15279733
God I fucking hate EN clippers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15288063
Anon popularity has nothing to do with rating

[Anonymous No.]

>>15287735
dating yes, 3-5 scenarios. 2* and 3* get a l2d card that sometimes is slightly lewd.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15288191
you're retarded

[Anonymous No.]

>>15288063
You underestimate how many casual gacha fans there are that don’t care about controversies. People are much more likely to rate a product they don’t like than one they’re fine with. And I say this as someone who does not find gacha appealing

[Anonymous No.]

>>15288183
That's a good clip. Get better taste.

[Anonymous No.]

>Shitposters believe that Gura of all people can fake liking a game she is shilling when there's are evidence showing the contrary like Princonne

[Anonymous No.]

>>15279733
>Good Ending
>Christmas without Gura
>Good
Fake fan confirmed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15288246
>1 minute of content
>0 effort in editing
>clickbaiting
>leeching
>no translations
every EN clipper is the same garbage

[Anonymous No.]

>>15288198
I'd play Blue Archive if I can get Gura content like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15288246
You know what's even better? Posting a timestamp instead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15287026
goomber and moomer..... nice.......

[Anonymous No.]

>>15287026
>goomber and moomer
>nice

[Anonymous No.]

>>15288240
ok so post proof that it's popular outside of people paid to promote it

[Anonymous No.]

>>15288389
Yeah, let me just timestamp two streams and link a tweet, with zero editing. That's better content than that cli.. you're fucking retarded.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15288088
>He says its ok if he gets Gura stolen from him if its a girl, I say its not good no matter the gender
>You call him a unicorn and me a cuck
You're a special kind of stupid, huh?

[Anonymous No.]

Gura is cute btw, I love her and we're getting married!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15287932
Dont lie, theres no gameplay, but there is cunny and I will "play" it for that. theres 0 effort so thats a nice touch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15288451
Ok then, keeping supporting leeches instead of Gura.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15288365
Honestly the chances right now are non zero that she eventually makes it into the game. Her design fits right in, she not only got her sponsored stream but also the cover.
Not sure if the veeeery short korean line is important, since the original developer is korean, the publisher (father company of the developer) is korean, and the game got a pretty cool screen billboard in korea. To me it might be a sign that they are pandering to korean fans to see how they feel. that or gura might already be big in korea and that one sentence made everyone cum

[Anonymous No.]

>>15287569
>pulling down her underwear
anon..

[Anonymous No.]

>>15288495
He'd rather lie to himself about Gura than do his reps. I've been doing my reps and I WILL marry the shark

[Anonymous No.]

>>15288308
what the fuck were you expecting?

>context for why the title was included
Gura had a shitty Christmas last year
>plans for Christmas to be just as shitty this year
another lettuce and mayonnaise sandwhich
>christmas music begins to play
Gura gets her Christmas wish

[Anonymous No.]

>>15288365
I would too, if only for that. Only reason I don't play them is cause gacha games always have the most dogshit actual gameplay that takes no effort cause it's literally just spam pressing buttons

[Anonymous No.]

>>15288673
anime game, she 100% would be wearing chimapan

[Anonymous No.]

Tummy windows to all and to all a tummy night!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15288701
Why post the clip then if it has barely anything?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15288769
No anime game has ever included nopan before. They'd probably include a ban pants joke if Gura had her way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15288801
Child belly ToT<span class="fortune" style="color:#11ec7f">

Your fortune: Your heart is two sizes too small.</span>

[Anonymous No.]

>>15288809
Because people who aren't retards will enjoy the clip.

[Anonymous No.]

Gura is getting pounded in her little asshole by Joel right now and there is nothing you chumcucks can do about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15287847
>>15288684
Come on, I'm not that delusional.. I'm probably more attractive and successful than everyone else in this thread and I already know that the chances of me ever meeting her and her liking me are extremely slim.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>15288882
my oshi isn't Mori Calliope

[Anonymous No.]

>>15288882
i can pound her cunny

[Anonymous No.]

>Gura had indirectly spread valley girl to Marine
Someone stop this shark

[Anonymous No.]

>>15288923
If you know it can't be you, why prefer the thought of a girl over a guy? Just admit you think it's hotter if she's with a girl. That's true after all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15288973
not him but yes i LOVE yuri

[Anonymous No.]

>>15288861
So only retards avoid feeding retarded leeches who contribute nothing to society but stealing content and spinning people's words for clickbait?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15288308
>Her durr, clipper bad, let me say that to fit in with the retards on /vt/
Nothing wrong with that clip.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15288684
You only have a mountain of competition and near zero ways to communicate 1 on 1 with this social recluse. Plus she could find someone else before you get to her. Good luck. She's mine!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15288923
>I'm not that delusional.
>I'm probably more attractive and successful than everyone else in this thread
Oh you're delusional but at least you've got some confidence.

[Anonymous No.]

>He's still going
Man, this is just sad now. Find a better hobby my dude.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15288991
Thanks for proving it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15288992
i hate clippers a lot but i really have a hard time finding anything wrong with that one. it's not even clickbait.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15289020
So if you hate supporting Gura so much, why are you here?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15289040
This. His channel is fucking garbage but that clip is fine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15289040
It's also connecting things from two separate streams, the one of the only actual good reasons for (non-translated) clips

[Anonymous No.]

>>15288815
sheffield from azur lane is no pan, but that is a chinese game. can't remember on the top of my head a nopan japanese gacha character. and I have no proper background on kr gacha games.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15289007
I'd give up every ounce of luck for the rest of my life for a chance to be with her. You can try but I'm gonna be the one that marries her

[Anonymous No.]

>>15289040
Their other clips are shit, so the fewer views I can feed them the better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15289138
You'll have to get through me!<span class="fortune" style="color:#11ec7f">

Your fortune: Your heart is two sizes too small.</span>

[Anonymous No.]

>>15289210
oof

[Anonymous No.]

>>15289210
I'll take on your challenge<span class="fortune" style="color:#aad001">

Your fortune: You're on the naughty list!</span>

[Anonymous No.]

>>15289224
Nothing a little vaccine can't cure

[Anonymous No.]

>>15288809
>>15288991

Explain why you think the clip is bad without using buzzwords.

It has a beginning, a middle, and an end. It's right to the heart of the matter explained here >>15288701 despite the middling editing, it did take effort to dig through footage, do little zoom-ins on when people spoke panning back and forth and the added music to tie the clip together in a nice bow

no paetron
no sub shilling
no end cards

made on Christmas day

[Anonymous No.]

>>15289210
Are we doing this then? Shrimp showdown?
FOR GURA'S LOVE!<span class="fortune" style="color:#7f11ec">

Your fortune: You're getting a lump of coal in your stocking!</span>

[Anonymous No.]

>>15289210
>>15289275

She right beside me and we're getting ready for you know what

[Anonymous No.]

>>15289275
Your coal won't help you<span class="fortune" style="color:#7f11ec">

Your fortune: You're getting a lump of coal in your stocking!</span>

[Anonymous No.]

>>15289320
chumbaby...

[Anonymous No.]

>>15289312
>Didn't roll
Coward!
>>15289320
Hah!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15289320
coal smells good

[Anonymous No.]

>>15289210
>>15289275
>>15289312
>>15289320
>>15289350<span class="fortune" style="color:#11ec7f">

Your fortune: Your heart is two sizes too small.</span>

[Anonymous No.]

>>15289210
i will make her happy<span class="fortune" style="color:#aa01d0">

Your fortune: Happy Festivus!</span>

[Anonymous No.]

>>15289376

[Anonymous No.]

>>15287213
I mean, good I guess, your chat history is pretty bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15289383
A Festivus for the rest of us!<span class="fortune" style="color:#ec117e">

Your fortune: Happy Kwanzaa!</span>

[Anonymous No.]

>>15289376
>>15289383<span class="fortune" style="color:#d001aa">

Your fortune: Feliz Navidad!</span>

[Anonymous No.]

>>15289275<span class="fortune" style="color:#11ec7f">

Your fortune: Your heart is two sizes too small.</span>

[Anonymous No.]

>>15289383
>>15289413
>>15289427
Mistletoe or bust!<span class="fortune" style="color:#ec7f11">

Your fortune: It's going to be a white Christmas!</span>

[Anonymous No.]

Sorry she's mine<span class="fortune" style="color:#ec117e">

Your fortune: Happy Kwanzaa!</span>

[Anonymous No.]

My wife Gura and I will be kissing under the mistletoe soon!<span class="fortune" style="color:#aa01d0">

Your fortune: Happy Festivus!</span>

[Anonymous No.]

Please stop shrinking my heart<span class="fortune" style="color:#ec7f11">

Your fortune: It's going to be a white Christmas!</span>

[Anonymous No.]

I told you fags, we're playing smash bros and she still hasn't won a game<span class="fortune" style="color:#aa01d0">

Your fortune: Happy Festivus!</span>

[Anonymous No.]

sorry chumcucks she only likes other rythmn gamers (me)<span class="fortune" style="color:#11ec7f">

Your fortune: Your heart is two sizes too small.</span>

[Anonymous No.]

chumbuds i found the booze!!<span class="fortune" style="color:#7f11ec">

Your fortune: You're getting a lump of coal in your stocking!</span>

[Anonymous No.]

>>15289523
They appeared to give me the wrong fortune, let me try that one more time<span class="fortune" style="color:#117eec">

Your fortune: The poster above you has been very very naughty!</span>

[Anonymous No.]

mistleTOES<span class="fortune" style="color:#01d0aa">

Your fortune: You're on the Elf Watchlist.</span>

[Anonymous No.]

>>15289567
Teach her better then, motherfucker!<span class="fortune" style="color:#7f11ec">

Your fortune: You're getting a lump of coal in your stocking!</span>

[Anonymous No.]

>>15289582
bud you're drunk, that's not booze

[Anonymous No.]

Oh nyo<span class="fortune" style="color:#d001aa">

Your fortune: Feliz Navidad!</span>

[Anonymous No.]

>>15289605
THEY GLOW IN THE SNOW

[Anonymous No.]

You schizos don't deserve her and she belongs to me<span class="fortune" style="color:#117eec">

Your fortune: The poster above you has been very very naughty!</span>

[Anonymous No.]

>>15289605
More like missile toes, fired directly into my mouth<span class="fortune" style="color:#532dfc">

Your fortune: Blessed Yule!</span>

[Anonymous No.]

oh nyo

[Anonymous No.]

Kissing Gura in the snow!<span class="fortune" style="color:#7fec11">

Your fortune: You're on the nice list!</span>

[Anonymous No.]

>>15289571
gura made me a rhythm gamer just like she made me like feet...

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw none of us are under the mistletoe with Gura<span class="fortune" style="color:#117eec">

Your fortune: The poster above you has been very very naughty!</span>

[Anonymous No.]

Mine<span class="fortune" style="color:#d0aa01">

Your fortune: Krampus is coming to your house!</span>

[Anonymous No.]

is it still christmas for you guys?

mistletoe btw <span class="fortune" style="color:#ec7f11">

Your fortune: It's going to be a white Christmas!</span>

[Anonymous No.]

>>15289680
Except me<span class="fortune" style="color:#117eec">

Your fortune: The poster above you has been very very naughty!</span>

[Anonymous No.]

>>15289680<span class="fortune" style="color:#ec7f11">

Your fortune: It's going to be a white Christmas!</span>

[Anonymous No.]

>>15289622
i seriously had extremely poor luck IMMEDIATELY after posting that and spilled a splash of cranberry juice on my gawr gura's birthday goods t-shirt and had to immediately take it off and rush it to the washing machine

[Anonymous No.]

>>15289680
Oh really? Watch this<span class="fortune" style="color:#d0aa01">

Your fortune: Krampus is coming to your house!</span>

[Anonymous No.]

Gura needs her own dating game

[Anonymous No.]

man you're all hopeless<span class="fortune" style="color:#532dfc">

Your fortune: Blessed Yule!</span>

[Anonymous No.]

>>15286188
IRyS
ew

[Anonymous No.]

>>15289708
not anymore<span class="fortune" style="color:#aad001">

Your fortune: You're on the naughty list!</span>

[Anonymous No.]

>>15289708
Not anymore.<span class="fortune" style="color:#fc532d">

Your fortune: Merry Christmas!</span>

[Anonymous No.]

>>15289680
I WANNA KISS GURA'S SWEET SWEET CUNNY! T u T

[Anonymous No.]

I dont get this fortune thing

[i am a female No.]

test<span class="fortune" style="color:#11ec7f">

Your fortune: Your heart is two sizes too small.</span>

[Anonymous No.]

>>15289731
*we're all hopeless<span class="fortune" style="color:#d0aa01">

Your fortune: Krampus is coming to your house!</span>

[Anonymous No.]

sorry chumbuds<span class="fortune" style="color:#11ec7f">

Your fortune: Your heart is two sizes too small.</span>

[Anonymous No.]

>>15289763
It's just for me, sorry.<span class="fortune" style="color:#ec117e">

Your fortune: Happy Kwanzaa!</span>

[Anonymous No.]

AHHH JUST LET ME KISS MY SHARKWIFE<span class="fortune" style="color:#d0aa01">

Your fortune: Krampus is coming to your house!</span>

[Anonymous No.]

I NEED TO KISS GURAAAA!<span class="fortune" style="color:#532dfc">

Your fortune: Blessed Yule!</span>

[Anonymous No.]

mistletoe is for fembuds only<span class="fortune" style="color:#2dfc53">

Your fortune: Your heart grew three sizes!</span>

[Anonymous No.]

<span class="fortune" style="color:#ec7f11">

Your fortune: It's going to be a white Christmas!</span>

[Anonymous No.]

Me and gura are now reading the thread together and laughing at these delusion losers here.

[Anonymous No.]

>the only person i've kissed under a mistletoe was my little sister

[Anonymous No.]

>>15289826
>didn't fortune
afraid?<span class="fortune" style="color:#11ec7f">

Your fortune: Your heart is two sizes too small.</span>

[Anonymous No.]

>>15289833
uoh ToT

[Anonymous No.]

Kissing Gurass!<span class="fortune" style="color:#53fc2d">

Your fortune: Bah! Humbug.</span>

[Anonymous No.]

>>15289826
>He says while not rolling
I can smell your fear<span class="fortune" style="color:#7fec11">

Your fortune: You're on the nice list!</span>

[Anonymous No.]

>>15289826
I don't remember making this post but I must have<span class="fortune" style="color:#117eec">

Your fortune: The poster above you has been very very naughty!</span>

[Anonymous No.]

<span class="fortune" style="color:#117eec">

Your fortune: The poster above you has been very very naughty!</span>

[Anonymous No.]

I was able to kiss her last night at least<span class="fortune" style="color:#aad001">

Your fortune: You're on the naughty list!</span>

[Anonymous No.]

>>15289833
Nice, tell me more! Was she as short as Gura?

[Anonymous No.]

oh nyo chumbies<span class="fortune" style="color:#01d0aa">

Your fortune: You're on the Elf Watchlist.</span>

[Anonymous No.]

>>15289911
>on the naughty list for lying
Shame on you<span class="fortune" style="color:#d0aa01">

Your fortune: Krampus is coming to your house!</span>

[Anonymous No.]

GURA LOVES AROMA MORE THAN YOU <span class="fortune" style="color:#532dfc">

Your fortune: Blessed Yule!</span>

[Anonymous No.]

She's watching us

[Anonymous No.]

>>15289253
1. A large part of the clips on the uploader's channel are clickbait shit, and you should do well to avoid feeding them views, good clip or not.
2. The absolute most that the clip provides in terms of actual content is a before-after comparison of an established arc Gura has been going through with her family for months now and some public domain music.
3. While yes, they might not have sub-whored in the video, nor do they have a listed patreon in their video or description, that does not remove the fact that they used Gura's seasonal happiness from this year, and sadness from last year and a couple days ago for either monetization purposes, or for views. I will give them credit for having both Gura streams at the top of the description however.

I will say that they absolutely seem like one of the better clippers, however that is just comparing a lump of dog shit to a month-old pile of cow turds, it might not be as bad but it's still shit.

[Anonymous No.]

Merry Christmas Gura

[Anonymous No.]

>>15289967
No she's just watching me<span class="fortune" style="color:#11ec7f">

Your fortune: Your heart is two sizes too small.</span>

[Anonymous No.]

<span class="fortune" style="color:#117eec">

[Anonymous No.]

dis a robbery, hand over ur mistletoesies! I got a shark to kiss!<span class="fortune" style="color:#fc532d">

Your fortune: Merry Christmas!</span>

[Anonymous No.]

noone in this thread loves gura more than i do<span class="fortune" style="color:#2dfc53">

Your fortune: Your heart grew three sizes!</span>

[Anonymous No.]

>>15289833
More details please. make them up if you have to<span class="fortune" style="color:#2d53fc">

Your fortune: You're standing under the mistletoe!</span>

[Anonymous No.]

I'm kissing Gura right now!
See ya later losers!<span class="fortune" style="color:#d001aa">

Your fortune: Feliz Navidad!</span>

[Anonymous No.]

>>15289967
Gura let me kiss you!<span class="fortune" style="color:#ec117e">

Your fortune: Happy Kwanzaa!</span>

[Anonymous No.]

>>15289948
but I wasn't lying..
>>15290001
you stole my kiss<span class="fortune" style="color:#fc2d53">

Your fortune: Happy Hanukkah!</span>

[Anonymous No.]

>>15290001
I kneel<span class="fortune" style="color:#fc2d53">

Your fortune: Happy Hanukkah!</span>

[Anonymous No.]

>>15290001
I KNEEEEL!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15290001<span class="fortune" style="color:#aa01d0">

Your fortune: Happy Festivus!</span>

[Anonymous No.]

Even a peck on the cheek will do<span class="fortune" style="color:#7fec11">

Your fortune: You're on the nice list!</span>

[Anonymous No.]

>>15290001

[Anonymous No.]

>>15290001
fuck you<span class="fortune" style="color:#01aad0">

Your fortune: You got an extra thick slice of fruitcake.</span>

[Anonymous No.]

>>15289923
>>15290001
It was first kiss for both of us and she was probably shorter than gura

[Anonymous No.]

At least I'll kiss Gabby<span class="fortune" style="color:#aa01d0">

Your fortune: Happy Festivus!</span>

[Anonymous No.]

I had a daydream the other day that Gura gave me a kissu. Her lips were so soft and delicate... And slightly cold.<span class="fortune" style="color:#2d53fc">

Your fortune: You're standing under the mistletoe!</span>

[Anonymous No.]

>>15290102
AHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.]

>>15290102
THEY ARE<span class="fortune" style="color:#7f11ec">

Your fortune: You're getting a lump of coal in your stocking!</span>

[Anonymous No.]

>>15290090
how old were you both anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>15290090
If she appeared in front of you the same age as that day would you do it again?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15288861
>unironically defending clipniggers
where the fuck do you tourists come from?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15290102
let me have one you fuck<span class="fortune" style="color:#fc2d53">

Your fortune: Happy Hanukkah!</span>

[Anonymous No.]

Gura only kisses the naughty shrimps, like me<span class="fortune" style="color:#fc2d53">

Your fortune: Happy Hanukkah!</span>

[Anonymous No.]

>>15290207
gills<span class="fortune" style="color:#ec7f11">

Your fortune: It's going to be a white Christmas!</span>

[Anonymous No.]

>>15290102
Haha! We're getting married now, see you suckers later!<span class="fortune" style="color:#117eec">

Your fortune: The poster above you has been very very naughty!</span>

[Anonymous No.]

>>15290128
dont worry about it
>>15290135
why not heh

[Anonymous No.]

If I can't have Gura then let have Scout<span class="fortune" style="color:#01d0aa">

Your fortune: You're on the Elf Watchlist.</span>

[Anonymous No.]

<span class="fortune" style="color:#fc532d">

Your fortune: Merry Christmas!</span>

[Anonymous No.]

>>15290102
I had a dream a few days ago that she confessed her love to me while we we're hanging out. It was great, wish it lasted longer.<span class="fortune" style="color:#2d53fc">

Your fortune: You're standing under the mistletoe!</span>

[Anonymous No.]

>>15289253
EN clippers are the epitome of leeching. It's literally just content stealing with hentai clickbaits. The only thing they do is make them look worse and push specific sorts of views on the girls.

[Anonymous No.]

I need cunny
NOW [fortune]

[Anonymous No.]

>>15290287
Based dreambro<span class="fortune" style="color:#d001aa">

Your fortune: Feliz Navidad!</span>

[Anonymous No.]

>>15288973
That's what I literally said here >>15287798

[Anonymous No.]

>>15290256
hot<span class="fortune" style="color:#01d0aa">

Your fortune: You're on the Elf Watchlist.</span>

[Anonymous No.]

>>15290102
>>15290287
Haha yeah I also had a romantic dream about Gura just like these anons<span class="fortune" style="color:#ec7f11">

Your fortune: It's going to be a white Christmas!</span>

[Anonymous No.]

>>15289969
>>15290288

>1. A large part of the clips on the uploader's channel are clickbait shit, and you should do well to avoid feeding them views, good clip or not.
not an argument, this does not explain why the clip is bad
>2. The absolute most that the clip provides in terms of actual content is a before-after comparison of an established arc Gura has been going through with her family for months now and some public domain music.
yep, it did exactly what it set out to do without fluff. Again, not an argument for why the clip is bad.
>3. While yes, they might not have sub-whored in the video, nor do they have a listed patreon in their video or description, that does not remove the fact that they used Gura's seasonal happiness from this year, and sadness from last year and a couple days ago for either monetization purposes, or for views.
so unless Gura makes the clip herself, it's a bad clip? because this seems like a no-win situation.
Maybe you're wrong though. Maybe this chumbud explicitly made a short and sweet Christmas clip to show why it's ok for Gura to not stream on the day she said she was going to stream: because its Christmas and she had a lousy one last year.

You are welcome to hate a clipper, but that doesn't make the clip bad.

[Anonymous No.]

Gura will get a SECOND taco bell sponsorship in 2022<span class="fortune" style="color:#fc532d">

Your fortune: Merry Christmas!</span>

[Anonymous No.]

>>15290256
is the age gap over 5 years?

[Anonymous No.]

All of you people dreaming about kissing gura have you ever kissed someone before because I haven't kissed anyone so my brain can't even make up scenarios while dreaming

[Anonymous No.]

>>15290374
lying is naughty anon.<span class="fortune" style="color:#2d53fc">

Your fortune: You're standing under the mistletoe!</span>

[Anonymous No.]

<span class="fortune" style="color:#11ec7f">

Your fortune: Your heart is two sizes too small.</span>

[Anonymous No.]

>>15290401
>have you ever kissed someone
yes, gura<span class="fortune" style="color:#fc2d53">

Your fortune: Happy Hanukkah!</span>

[Anonymous No.]

>>15289680
I am actually<span class="fortune" style="color:#ec7f11">

Your fortune: It's going to be a white Christmas!</span>

[Anonymous No.]

>>15290401
yes<span class="fortune" style="color:#2dfc53">

Your fortune: Your heart grew three sizes!</span>

[Anonymous No.]

>all these anons get to kiss Gura now<span class="fortune" style="color:#aa01d0">

Your fortune: Happy Festivus!</span>

[Anonymous No.]

>>15290487
I'll do it without the mistletoe, I don't need some silly fortune's blessing!<span class="fortune" style="color:#11ec7f">

Your fortune: Your heart is two sizes too small.</span>

[Anonymous No.]

Kissing is gross anyway! I'd rather hold hands<span class="fortune" style="color:#117eec">

Your fortune: The poster above you has been very very naughty!</span>

[Anonymous No.]

>>15290410
I'm two for two now! WE. ARE.<span class="fortune" style="color:#ec7f11">

Your fortune: It's going to be a white Christmas!</span>

[Anonymous No.]

<span class="fortune" style="color:#01aad0">

Your fortune: You got an extra thick slice of fruitcake.</span>

[Anonymous No.]

>>15290394
7

[Anonymous No.]

I kissed Gura yesterday, and I'll kiss her again right now<span class="fortune" style="color:#117eec">

Your fortune: The poster above you has been very very naughty!</span>

[Anonymous No.]

>>15290557
>>15290553
anon...

[Anonymous No.]

>her face when reading this thread<span class="fortune" style="color:#d0aa01">

Your fortune: Krampus is coming to your house!</span>

[Anonymous No.]

>>15290545
I'll kiss you goodnight<span class="fortune" style="color:#aa01d0">

Your fortune: Happy Festivus!</span>

[Anonymous No.]

>>15290523
Jesus someone stop him<span class="fortune" style="color:#117eec">

Your fortune: The poster above you has been very very naughty!</span>

[Anonymous No.]

<span class="fortune" style="color:#aa01d0">

Your fortune: Happy Festivus!</span>

[Anonymous No.]

>>15290512
>>15290520
Holy shit, perfect fortunes.<span class="fortune" style="color:#53fc2d">

Your fortune: Bah! Humbug.</span>

[Anonymous No.]

>>15290545
Same here anon. oyasame~<span class="fortune" style="color:#d001aa">

Your fortune: Feliz Navidad!</span>

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>>15290584
>her face after having to kiss all these chumbuds
Except me, of course.<span class="fortune" style="color:#7f11ec">

Your fortune: You're getting a lump of coal in your stocking!</span>

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>>15281676

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>>15290584
I'm sure she'd be happy we're all having some fun instead of the usual nonstop arguing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15290601
I can't be stopped, she WILL be my wife.<span class="fortune" style="color:#aad001">

Your fortune: You're on the naughty list!</span>

[Anonymous No.]

>>15290632
oh nyo<span class="fortune" style="color:#117eec">

Your fortune: The poster above you has been very very naughty!</span>

[Anonymous No.]

If i don't get to kiss Gura I'll kill everyone in this thread<span class="fortune" style="color:#aa01d0">

Your fortune: Happy Festivus!</span>

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>>15290612
>tfw half of the "heart is too small" in this thread are mine
Maybe I should see a doctor<span class="fortune" style="color:#fc2d53">

Your fortune: Happy Hanukkah!</span>

[Anonymous No.]

i don't want to kiss gura because she stinks<span class="fortune" style="color:#2dfc53">

Your fortune: Your heart grew three sizes!</span>

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>>15290674
No, she's gonna be my wife!<span class="fortune" style="color:#d0aa01">

Your fortune: Krampus is coming to your house!</span>

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>>15290674
>>15290677
Eh, 2/4 I'll take it. Night buds, sweet shark dreams~<span class="fortune" style="color:#aa01d0">

Your fortune: Happy Festivus!</span>

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>>15290724
Night anon, hope you had a fun Christmas.<span class="fortune" style="color:#117eec">

Your fortune: The poster above you has been very very naughty!</span>

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>>15290389
1. My point is that while that one clip isn't that bad, the views/monetization from it feed the other dogshit clips that they will make in the future.
2. My point is that they put in minimal effort to gain money/clout from things that Gura said and did.
3. Yes actually, stealing other people's content for money/views with little to no effort to be transformative is pretty often frowned upon.

And on your speculation, you are allowed to believe that, but I personally believe that based on their prior clips they are just using an enduring Gura clip for views based on their prior lack of care for how they portray the talents.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm happy Gura got a solo cover finally, kinda wish she did more that weren't through a sponsor though

[Anonymous No.]

>>15290724
Oyasame<span class="fortune" style="color:#2dfc53">

Your fortune: Your heart grew three sizes!</span>

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>>15290828
My hopium is that this will open the door to Gura doing more solo covers.
>>15290876
based japs as always<span class="fortune" style="color:#532dfc">

Your fortune: Blessed Yule!</span>

[Anonymous No.]

Korean chumbies seem to be extatic about this cover and Gura speaking Korean. Lots of them in the comments.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15291036
Her singing that Korean song in the karaoke in September got really popular too

[Anonymous No.]

>>15291064
Do you remember?

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[Anonymous No.]

merry christmas chumbies

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>>15291036
This reminds me, what ever happened to the russians? There used to be tons of them asking her to speak russian.<span class="fortune" style="color:#7f11ec">

Your fortune: You're getting a lump of coal in your stocking!</span>

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>>15291135
They all moved to Vietnam

[Anonymous No.]

>>15291135
There are still tons of them in the chat, what do you mean? Gura literally tried to speak russian to them a couple of streams ago.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15291036
Always like seeing the perfer pronunciation comments and it always makes me wish for an original song when she sings in multiple languages throughout the song

[Anonymous No.]

>>15291234
Her last couple of streams had barely any Vietnamese, really hoping they all fucked off. By far the worst chatters I've ever seen in Hololive history (outside of chink bots)

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>>15291292
you mean... like she does in Reflect?

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>>15291359
literal actual LOL

[Anonymous No.]

>>15291359
Doesn't count, no MV.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15291359
That's just 2. I want more

[Anonymous No.]

>>15291389
>He forgot the Greek.
Although I guess those lines technically aren't sung.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15289721
no worries chumbuds i got the stain out!!<span class="fortune" style="color:#11ec7f">

Your fortune: Your heart is two sizes too small.</span>

[Anonymous No.]

>>15291435
Nice! Glad to hear your merch is safe.
One day Geekjack will ship mine...

[Anonymous No.]

Gura loves me back personally.<span class="fortune" style="color:#fc2d53">

Your fortune: Happy Hanukkah!</span>

[Anonymous No.]

>>15291497
She loves me physically<span class="fortune" style="color:#01d0aa">

Your fortune: You're on the Elf Watchlist.</span>

[Anonymous No.]

>>15291497
Dammit I'm not Jewish. This means nothing to me.<span class="fortune" style="color:#aa01d0">

Your fortune: Happy Festivus!</span>

[Anonymous No.]

>>15291359
Her Attic Greek was abysmal

[Anonymous No.]

>>15291539
While the Elf watches

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>>15291577
I hope she still manages to fit in the Elf watchalong this year.<span class="fortune" style="color:#53fc2d">

Your fortune: Bah! Humbug.</span>

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>>15291570
>Festivus
Time for the feats of strength, think you can take on your oshi<span class="fortune" style="color:#532dfc">

Your fortune: Blessed Yule!</span>

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>>15291699
I could absolute pin Gura.<span class="fortune" style="color:#7fec11">

Your fortune: You're on the nice list!</span>

[Anonymous No.]

>>15291602
personally i will refuse to recognize that 2021 has ended until i watch elf with her again. i will simply start using dates like "1st january (II) 2021" starting on new year's day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15291735
wow so quirky and autistic

[Anonymous No.]

>>15291699
Let's rumble!

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>>15291775
you got a better idea??

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>>15290828
Would be nice but they can't get rights to cover anything much

[Anonymous No.]

>>15291735
Superchat and tell her this, maybe we can get an elf watchalong again

[Anonymous No.]

>>15291783
You could watch Mumae and Bailz instead

[Anonymous No.]

So uhhhh... It doesnt say anywhere in the video that its sponsored which is pretty damn illegal. Its pretty clear its sponsored but I just hope they make sure to mark it as such before someone tried to cause issues.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15291788
maybe im alone in this, but I would like to watch a new movie with Gura

[Anonymous No.]

>>15291840
it's not telling you to buy anything though, it's just blue archive themed

[Anonymous No.]

>>15291840
you're retarded

[Anonymous No.]

>>15291840
What if... it isn't sponsored?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15291840
this is actually seriously true

[Anonymous No.]

>>15291876
in-kind payments count.

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>>15291849
I mostly agree but I also think there isn't anything wrong with her having a yearly tradition as well.

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>>15291871
>>15291873
>>15291876
You guys clearly dont know what you are talking about. Entire youtube channels have been shut down for less.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15291901
I'd rather have a yearly pseudo-ASMR followed by rataotuoeaur tradition

[Anonymous No.]

>>15291961
and you're doubling down on your retardation

[Anonymous No.]

Why does her index finger keep get highlighted with a heart?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15292082
what

[Anonymous No.]

>>15291840
Im sure retarded anons here really wont understand this or why its important but they really should make sure to edit the description asap for this. Its not likely anything will happen but its technically fraud and could get Cover in some trouble.

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>>15291840
>>15291876
>>15292118

imagine if it wasn't sponsored and she literally did it for free

these thread would have a fit for days

[Anonymous No.]

>>15292118
Don't give antis any ideas.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15292228
im trying but i dont think thats possible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15292118
it's fine i told youtube about 16 CFR 255 section 5 and they'll handle it

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>>15292228
>imagine if it wasn't sponsored
Yeah she totally sang an official cover and wrote "Begin your miraculous journey in Blue Archive: [sponsor link]" because she's just so darn passionate about the shitty gacha game she got paid a 5 figure sum to play the other week

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>>15292228
I personally would hope that she would have better taste if it was a project of her own.
Like it's not bad or anything but I really don't think it's anywhere near the quality she would want for cover on her channel if she was the one in charge of it.

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>>15292265
Gura did say she listened to the blue archive OST on loop for a while. She probably genuinely like sthis song.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15292308
its obviously sponsored but I asked you to picture a world where it wasn't.

>>15292309
ye but it might explain why it was so meh if it was super rushed like this

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>>15292329
because of her channel's established business relationship with nexon and her prior compensation, cover is legally required to disclose the material connection between the two on this video because it displays an advertising referral link.

[Anonymous No.]

Marine is picking up Gura's valley girl accent, nice.

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>>15291840
Correct, it even includes a sponsored Nexon link to the game, so not labelling it as a paid promotion of Blue Archive is illegal. I have already reported it to YouTube for contravening Google Ad policies and US law.
>>15292297
Same, it's also easy to flag under 'Spam or misleading' and then 'Advertising', then just cite the rules around labelling sponsored content, hopefully YouTube allow a re-upload

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>>15292361
i went with "other legal issue"

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>>15292329
You do know that praising a game is like the first rule of being sponsored by it right?

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>>15292379
That's more for copyright I think, but either way someone should take a look at it, it's very clearly unlabelled sponsored content. I actually really like the song so it would suck if it had to be removed permanently, but rules are there for a reason and I'd rather lose one song to a learning experience than risk the integrity of Gura as a content creator.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15292297
>>15292361
>>15292379
Technically you need to do spam/misleading and choose scam/fraud
That being said I hope you are both joking and if not you should be ashamed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15292329
>Gura did say
oh well if she said she liked the thing she's paid to say she likes, it must be true!!!

[Anonymous No.]

imagine being gura and getting your community guidelines warning wasted because your manager didn't indicate that the video was sponsored.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15292449
it's a generic form that lets you specify a section of the US code and sign a form explaining the problem. and, no, i absolutely filed a legal complaint against it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15292449
I mean I'd say it's very clear she loves the money but this is more on Covers end then hers most likely.
That being said it does scare me to think of the possibility of sponsored streams in the future that aren't disclosed as being sponsored and they try to actually hide that they're being paid for it.
That shit is a slippery slope.

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>>15292465
>>15292412
She also mentioned liking it in a different stream. I don't see any reason to disbelieve it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15292535
actually liking it is legally required by a different section of 16 CFR 255. that's not the issue here. the issue here is the lack of disclosure of material compensation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15292535
how fucking stupid are you? SHE IS PAID TO PROMOTE IT

[Anonymous No.]

How come the times I've seen this same discussion in other chuuba threads it's "damn shouldn't it say sponsored somewhere? I hope this doesn't cause any issues for her" but here it's "Holy shit guys it doesn't say sponsored looks like I can report it I hope she gets punished quickly!"

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>>15292535
So shes being sponsored over a period of time and wont say anything bad about the game ever.
Clearly this was a lot bigger sponsorship than we knew about and Gura is pretty good at selling a product.
The best way to get people interested is to pretend that you are.

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>>15292535
Oh yeah cause she's going to get loads of sponsorships if she plays a game on stream, says it's great, and then on other streams says it sucks whenever she's asked about it, fucking retard

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[Anonymous No.]

>>15292594
normally it's because they thought the chuuba has to use the sponsored content overlay, which is not true. it has to be disclosed somewhere. in this rare case, it is not disclosed at all. it is different.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15292570
>>15292596
Really baffling that people think Gura can't like something she was paid to promote in a different stream. OST fucking slaps, even people who hate the game admit this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15292664
Really baffling people still don't understand the concept of a paid promotion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15292594
gura anti's be feasting

[Anonymous No.]

>>15292594
Because this thread has a lot of baitfags, so making the issue out to be bigger than it actually is helps them milk replies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15282936
Cringe

[Anonymous No.]

>>15292695
UOY

[Anonymous No.]

>>15292664
i sincerely believe she likes the OST and the game. cover must disclose its material connection to nexon on this video.

[Anonymous No.]

>OST fucking slaps, even people who hate the game admit this.
proof? i watched the shill stream and it sounded like generic brain rot music to me

[Anonymous No.]

>>15292726
anon i know it ain't exactly wagner but some people like it

[Anonymous No.]

>>15292613
Wait that isn't Gawr? I'll be okay?

[Anonymous No.]

Is this alright bros? Anything else I should add?

[Anonymous No.]

I did a double take when I saw the notification. Thought it was just a clip video or something at first, then realized it was from her channel.

Was not expecting a Blue Archive song cover of all things. It was pretty good, though, even with the Engrish lyrics. Definitely made me gosling a bit. Looking forward to hearing from her tomorrow. I imagine she'll have a lot to talk about.

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>>15292800
Go ahead and send it buddy, nothing is gonna happen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15292800
Just that I hope you had a good Christmas

[Anonymous No.]

>>15292800
Your report points out that it's unambiguously sponsored content, genius

[Anonymous No.]

i don't know how she does it but she has successfully captured hearts of the burger land, japs and kimchi land without trying that hard. She really is a gem these markets usually have different taste but somehow they all love gura

[Anonymous No.]

>>15292831
I mean they deleted Kiara's channel for less.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15292800
establish the sponsorship relationship by pointing to the PRIOR sponsored video. that's how you know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15292859
it still needs to be labelled as such, you can't just do sponsored content without declaring it and say "well its obvious..."